Pre Treehouse hype thread.
What do you expect today guys ?
Will they announce a new game ? If so what it is ? What will they show ?
Will Audrey be cute ?
1st of best snake
>>380612145
>What do you expect today guys ?
hooters hooters hooters
>>380612145
I just want some comfy games. Like Fantasy Life or something.
>>380612329
Minmin's feet will be revealed!
BLACKED
Audrey is an annoying whore.
>>380612145
Audrey is always cute.
>>380612329
So just WAGGLES then? No thanks.
What time is this shit on? Also treehouse women are ugly. Especially the jew looking one.
>>380612329
>memeXplain
https://strawpoll.com/se22x13
WHEN'S IT START?
>>380612485
He's a faggot but he doesn't lie. He met and got BTFO in a match by Yabuki-san last night.
>>380612475
forty minutes. goes for 6-8 hours
>>380612475
>>380612534
about 40 minutes
Oh for fuck's sake. Stop. We don't need a pre-Treehouse hype thread. Do the right thing and create the thread just before it starts. This is getting incredibly bullshit now.
>>380612517
>only 40 votes for Kendra
Why no love for best girl?
>Last day of Tree house
No... Please..
I love you all so much. These are by far the best threads on /v/. Even the waifufags are classy. Please... One more day...
>>380612667
she wasn't active a lot this year but I did like her in Yoshi
>>380612145
Mommy hweh
>>380612408
Check out Ever Oasis
>>380612682
>>380612641
>We don't need
apparantly we do since a lot of people are posting you DIP
I suppose there's no chance we'll get a proper outline of the online service today
Although now the tourneys are out of the way and they've covered every game from the spotlight at least twice, they have 7 hours to fill, so there's a chance
Do we still have no idea what will be shown today, except for the high chance of a Kirby title?
>>380612641
I think you forgot your crying wojak anon.
>>380612682
This...this can't be it-
>>380612641
After today you get 362 days of standard /v/ bullshit. This isn't hurting anyone.
>>380612682
thank god it ends today, I've been wasting way too much time in these threads
>>380612682
>waifufags
>classy
Theres no need to lie, anon.
>>380612682
Considering the current state of /v/, these threads are very refreshing. Waiting for another whole year is going to be suffering.
>>380612682
These threads are shit now with all the 3DPD posters lusting over whores
>>380612428
I'm not the biggest fan of Kindra, but she has something elegant in the way she looks.
What do you guys think of what will be in the roster for FE Warriors? I don't really have my hopes up for anything extraordinary.
First to claim Audrey!
I wanna see Theresa one last time that's it.
>>380613202
>now
the very first treehouse had people fap over audrey's legs, that alyson girl and even sam jewfu among others
>>380612764
Hmm, does give me some Fantasy Life vibes. I'll check it out. Thanks anon!
For me Sam beats out any of the other Treehouse women.
>>380612667
Because even though /v/ is rife with footfags they are not so far gone that they'll fall for a girl with a foot for a face.I voted for her. Also, whoever made that poll spelled her name wrong.
Theresa's cute. She was singing the ABCDs while I was remodeling her shithole. Damn that bitch is tight.
>>380613379
Not after that skull surgery
>>380613359
I know but it only keeps getting worse and worse, I end up having to hide 80% of the posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR2jOk8EmLE
Odyssey gameplay with no commentary finally
>>380613224
guy with sword times 15
>>380613450
>getting this triggered
>>380613450
Ugh, girl fetishists, right?
>>380613224
The Lords, Anna, and possibly some fan favorites
>>380613359
It's part of the threads, it's fine as long as they don't start getting aggressive with each other. I enjoy the break from console warring and shitposting once in a while. These threads only last 3 days a year after all.
>>380612145
>Will Audrey be cute ?
If you're a nerd with low standards: yes.
If you have standards and notice her disgusting face and ridiculous eyebrows: not really
>>380613553
Worse, normalfags.
>>380613550
Normalfags are disgusting. Now and 10 years ago when nobody used the meme word trigerred
>>380613462
>that music
>>380613202
>>380613450
What are you gay?
>>380613224
Do we know what games are gonna be played today? I want more characters announced other than Awakening and Fates
>>380613224
mah boi better be in
Today is his day.
>Today is his day.
Today is his day.
>Today is his day.
Today is his day.
>Today is his day.
Today is his day.
>Today is his day.
Are you ready?
>>380613224
Probably Tiki, Anna, some of the popular stuff from heroes. Definitely no cool characters that you like, only waifus and lords.
>>380612828
Because it's going to end up with people coming in expecting some major announcement ever 30 minutes, then complaining about the current game being showcase, telling them to switch, then start waifuing the girls, all the while the people that actually wants to talk about the game are drowned in the sea of shitposting going on.
>>380613462
>that jump rope challenge at 1:40~
>>380613690
Only normalshits like 3D anon.
>>380613675
>unironically using the term normalfags
>>380613703
yes please
>>380613462
Is there no run button? Seems like he just waddles at a brisk pace. Kind of lame.
>>380612145
I want to suck her tits so hard.
When does it begin?
>>380613539
Wasn't it stated somewhere that the characters shown with swords at E3 are the only sword characters in the game?
>>380613690
They said the characters will be from Awakening, Fates, and the first FE game, although I'm not sure if it's ONLY those games or if it's just the majority of characters. No Ike no buy.
Pre-order your Pokemon Stars now
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pokemon-Stars-Nintendo-Switch/dp/B0721792SJ?tag=nintlife-21&ascsubtag=nintlife-21&tag=nintlife-21
wen start?
>>380613842
he can roll pretty fast
>>380612145
Theresa > Audrey
>>380613462
Something about Mario's running/turning just feels really stiff while looking at it. Still looks like a blast, but I fear it will not feel as great to move around as it has been in earlier games.
>>380613910
DLC
>>380613908
>>380613923
25minutes
What would you do to Theresa?
What would you do to Audrey?
If Theresa didn't want me to masturbate to her maybe she shouldn't have gotten such ultra thicc thighs
>>380612145
>What do you expect today guys ?
I expect a bunch of indie shit
>Will they announce a new game ? If so what it is ?
Yeah, some indie shit
What will they show ?
indie shit
>Will Audrey be cute ?
not with those eyebrows she wont
>>380613462
>talk to a guitarist
>get a moon
>break four boxes
>get a moon
anyone worried that moons are a little too easy to get?
>>380614046
I'dthank my doctor.
>>380613842
The roll anon, the roll.
>>380613919
>no pic
>doubt.jpeg
>>380613816
Fuck off back to whatever shithole social media platform you came from. "Normie" is the unacceptable term used by faggots. "Normalfag" describes people who aren't complete outcasts. We've been using "normalfag" around here since long before you showed up, so kindly neck yourself you fucking autistic newfag.
>>380613919
Yeah, preorder a game that'll come out 2019 the earliest.
>>380613919
>still no Samus Returns special edition on amazon
Just post the shit. I don't want to have to go to FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>380612746
>liking MURDERERs
Never
>dai ace attorney
maybe today
>ever oasis
>RPG maker
>Cipher preview??
Meh
>>380614145
the ones that are hard to get are worth four moons.
in other words a single moon is 1/4 value
>>380614207
>Neck yourself.
>>380614046
I's hatefuck Theresa and happily marry Audrey.
>>380614207
calm down anon
>>380613919
this is just there in response to the e3 spotlight video where the pokemon company guy said they had a switch game in development
>>380614256
Okay buddy, give source now.
>>380614184
Oh okay. So there are some cool movement options. Still seems a bit on the slow side but I appreciate it more now.
I want to keep Theresa as my slave.
good lord
>>380614207
>Fuck off back to whatever shithole social media platform you came from
>4chan is a social media platform
really gets the old noggin joggin'
>dude boobgirl lmao
threadly reminder that other boards have a ton of boobs for you to enjoy, just scroll to the edge of the screen, pick one of them and stop circlejerking about presentation staff
I hope to see a new Wario Land
How about you?
>>380614046
Guys i bet you theresa makes the weirdest sounds when you put it in her butt lol
>>380612145
Optimistically: Animal Crossing Mobile Game & Smash4 DX
Pessimistically: Absol-frickkin-nothing.
>>380614618
madame president?!
>>380613462
Only thing I noticed was that graphically it looks a little meh. Tons of jaggies and looked pretty damn blurry even on the official stream. Though, that could just be from all the compression. I heard that it's only 720p. Any official word on the resolution yet?
>>380614575
It might seem that way, but you see those yellow sparks that fly and the burst of speed?
You can go that fast constantly if you like.
>>380614046
thanks doc
m-more xenoblade?
>>380614046
I would force them toplay vidyawith each other andhave a fun time.
>>380614046
>Audrey
push her face into the ground while giving her the D she desperately craves
>Theresa
woo her, take her out to dinner, save myself for marriage with her, havefour beautiful childrenwith her
prediction of what we see today:
>more sm odyssey
>more arms
>more splatoon 2
>some 3ds shovelware that absolutely no one cares about
-more sm odyssey again
I want Theresa to autograph my dick with her tongue.
>>380614819
It's 720p currently but yesterday in the Splatoon stream the producer confirmed that Splatoon 2 is now 1080/60 after the testfire being 720/60 so there's still hope yet
I want a smash announcement but I know it's not happening
>off out in an hour for the evening
>first Treehouse Live I haven't enjoyed with you all
See you next year, guys
Haha wouldn't Audrey get more money doing porn than she would working for the treehouse haha
Is it just me or are these threads thirstier than the last few E3s?
>>380612145
Why is Theresa so cute? She looks so pure.
>>380615138
I wonder what a blowjob from Helix would feel like haha
>>380615174
I blame the massive influx of newfags in the second half of last year
>tfw you'll never come home after a long day and Theresa waits for you, made your favourite dish and after that you cuddle on the couch and play vidya together
is it true that this bitch is a coalburner?
I need some info anons,
is there still no plan for GC virtual console on the switch ? Is was this announced a while ago without news since then ?
>>380615290
Yeah saame just for a laugh though just as a joke. They look really soft hahhahaha
>>380614404
He's right though, there's more underage bullshit every week and it's people like you coddling them that allow the faggots to continue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qgOeXbFQ9U
>when you realize the song is explaining the game and the mechanics
Post yfw treehouse about to end
Suddenly reggie crashes into the treehouse booth in his blue falcon car and says "2018"
>>380615138
hope you have fun, see you next year anon
>>380615379
she was once see in the vicinity of a black person, so 100% yes.
>New Donk City has an underground Powerplant
Where did Pauline get this stuff?
Getting my switch Saturday. Very excited. Can't wait to play BOTW. Odessey sold me on it though. It just seems like a great console.
where is the stream link?
>>380615519
You are so kind Theresa-chan
>>380615491
>you will never be Pauline's 1-Up boy
>>380615516
I'd pay to see that.
>>380615831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJABBMAqZsU
>>380612145
>What do you expect today guys ?
Indies, mobile games, Zelda DLC
>Will they announce a new game ?
No major titles. Maybe a 3DS game or an eshop title. That's it.
>>380612145
Enjoy the Tree House.
>>380615871
>>380615519
Thanks, anon.You are as cute as Theresa
>>380615808
the pokemon dimension
>>380615820
Since you're getting BotW this late, you might want to wait till June 30 and start hard mode right away.
>>380615808
>Pauline will be the final boss
>she wants Marios D
>she orderd Bowser to kidnap Peach, so Mario can't marry her
>>380615820
Where'd you get yours at?
>>380616181
costco
>watching Zelda DLC
>4cham-
OH SHIT WHAT
>4 champions
oh ok...
I was the only one?
>>380615808
>New Donk City
>Nintendo missed the opportunity to call it New Dong City
>jazzy SMO intro music
HYPE
Music!
The music started
>>380616093
Nah my dude. I don't really like hard modes. I will consider it once I beat the game.
sounds zelda-y
>>380616243
haha original joke, I like it haha!!
>>380616237Now spread them, twink
What music is this? Yoshi? Kirby? It's lighthearted
>>380616445
mary-o
>>380615890
thanku
>>380616445
it's 3d world
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAY 3 LINK?
HERE WE GO
spwatsuun
hopefully 100% today
>>380616239
Just checked and nada. Guess I'll just have to suck it up and take it up the ass from gamestop and get a bundle with shit I dont need.
Reminder to laugh at kirbyfans because their super early in development game wont be shown off today
woomy
HEY Y'ALL
WHERE IS KIRBY?
WE WANT KIRBY
KIRRRRRRRRRRRBYY REEEEEE
>>380616598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJABBMAqZsU
got you senpai
>Splatoon 2 single-player.
Neat.
>cory wearing the same damn shirt as yesterday
>opening with splatoon 2
Yeah, this works for me.
WOOMY
Ratta-tat-tat
It's time to splat.
>Starting with Splatoon
Im going to go take a shit
Splatoon2, singleplayer
>>380616134
>Pauline rapes Mario in front of peach
>Mario says "no pplease I'm a virgin! Mamma Mia!"
>Pauline rips off his dungarees and rides him to complete ecstasy
>Peach is now the cuck queen of the cuckshroom cuckdom
Roll credits.
>splatoon scrap
they literally have 2/3 kirby games to show, what is this shit
>no Audrey
Is there a schedule for what they're showing anywhere?
>>380616642
We know. We're not all autists.
>more splat2n
after getting rekt yesterday you'd think they'd have enough
>>380616642
but I want to see it too
NO WAIFUS
TIME TO MUTE
YA-HOO!
>>380616642
>>380616768
>Yoshi in playable build state
>Kirby Switch not
I refuse to believe this
>>380616735
They also have like 6 or so hours to show them. Be patient.
>>380616668
At least have a Kirby Pepe if you're going to do that.
>splatoon tournament
>splatoon fish mode
>splatoon single player
can you smell the desperation to fill time
>>380616241
Where you in the thread from 2 days ago?
>>380616889
we haven't seen single player live you cuck
>>380616798
>one is a quick cashgrab
>the other is made by the man, the legend himself, Mashpotato Samurai
>>380616798
GCN Kirby looked playable. It didn't even exist.
What the fuck is this splattershot? Imagine trying to play online with this piece of junk.
>>380616889
it's almost like Splatoon is one of their biggest 2017 releases or something
>>380616894
No only Splatoon tournament livestream, yesterday and today :(
Why bother showing Splatoon 2 at all? Everyone is already sold on it.
So is it worth going back for Splatoon 1's SP?
>>380617042
No tourneys today, it's all games so they have to fill a schedule for eight hours.
>>380617042
this. they should've ended treehouse with the tournament and left it on the highest note
>>380617106
I know I am. It apparently is short and good. If you own the game already, that is.
>>380617042
Because we've gotten barely anything about how the single player works
>>380617131
>eight hours
Are you serious? Is that actually what we're getting?
Will there be more Xenoblade today?
>>380617196
6-8 hours anyway
>>380617106
the single player campaign is quite short so although it's quality, it's probably not worth $60
the online is still pretty alive though. even my lvl15 friend can get games at his skill level
>>380617196
Looks to be exactly the same as the first, but you can choose your gun now.
>>380617131
any clue what games they're going to be showing?
>>380617228
I hope so.
>>380617175
i was just gonna play it in cemu.
>>380612291
He's seems like he's gonna be my favorite. Of the released characters I like Ribbon Girl but ground mobility seems like it's going to be much better.
if they don't show something interesting in half an hour I'm going to sleep
>>380617196
I doubt 8 hours. It was only like that for the two days because of the tournaments. I'd wager around 4.
>>380617042
To get people hyped for it by going into more detail about the new stuff. Do you know what the Treehouse is?
This dev is such a freaking dork with his researching scientist roleplaying gimmick!
>>380617310
How is cemu these days?
>>380617106
The only bad thing about Splatoon 1's singleplayer is that it ends too soon.
>Only news to look forward to are from a game literally coming out tomorrow/now and Kirby games we know exist
>Even on the unlikely event we can get Mother 3 it's just a game that has no reason being hyped if it's just a translation
This kills the dreams.
Still waiting for a black character here. I'm tired of this shit.
>>380617310
Go for it, online is populated only by hardcore japanese players at this point in the game's lifespan. I enjoy the challenge of butting heads with them but a fresh player looking for some cozy turf war wouldn't, I imagine.
>>380616735
>they literally have 2/3 kirby games to show
>3 Kirby games
say what? all on the 3ds?
>>380617310
Is Cemu gonna do a Dolphin and add VR support? If so, then I'll be all over that shit.
>>380617414
E-sports and game reveals, of course.
>>380617353
day three is usually the slowest and dullest so you might as well just sleep and just watch the archive.
Although we should be getting an announcement thats hopefully not more shovelware
I will play Splatoon 2 with classic, non-gyro controls and I will still hit S rank
>>380617428
b-baka
WHERE THE FUCK IS OCTOPATH TRAVELER
Kirby is garbage for literal 3-year olds fuck off
>>380617612
S rank is baby stuff
>>380617530
Yes anon, it will totally happen.
>>380617530
there was a black inkling in the spla2n tournament
Is Splatoon actually a good game? Everyone I've met so far that has really enjoyed it seems to be a pedophile who is obsessed with the porn.
>>380617538
Blowout Blast and the action-fighting game for the 3DS, and the Switch game.
>>380617538
Blowout Blast: 3ds, exapnded version of Robobot's 3d Rumble
The unkown action game
And the new Switch game that was announced on tuesday
>WHY AREN'T THEY SHOWING THE GAME THAT I SPECIFICALLY WANT
>WHY ARE THEY WASTING TIME ON SOMETHING ELSE
>THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
Last 2 days were pretty comfy, too. Damn shame.
>>380617538
2 on 3DS, one on Switch. I'm hoping for some footage but the 1-2 fuckers who keep bitching about it need to shut their fucking borb mouths.
Is this guy forgetting that he needs to translate? He's not talking enough to cover everything the player's saying, there's no way.
Squid girl/kid is gonna be in next smash for sure, so it's time to speculate with their moveset and final smash.
go.
Here is marie to cheer you up for ideas.
>can have different weapons in single player without amiibo
thank god. fuck them for doing that bullshit in the original
>>380617651
>garbage for literal 3-year
>Says the squidfucker, as he completely misses the irony
>>380617651
>talking shit about kirby
are you retarded?
>>380617679
Callie is also a black inkling
>>380617728
Yes. Don't let the horny faggots ruin it for you.
Where's callie at bros??
>>380617824
nice logic
>>380617754
we just need a couple hours to go by before everything really settles in. it will get comfy after the shitposters get bored, just like yesterday
>>380617651
Now come and say that in my face when.
>>380617651
(You)
>>380617612
t. roller/brush/slosher main
>>380617728
It really is. Wanting to fuck a squidkid is off-putting to say the least, but it's something special.
>>380617765
>needing a translator
Heh
>>380617754
Teasing with new announcements during the Treehouse stream brought in too many hypefags
>>380617728
it's a fun game that will make you madder than the usual multiplayer. it's not just lewd hunting faggots
>>380617905
died for marie
>>380617765
low level japanese here, most of the unstranslated stuff seems to be things like ''Yes, just like you say (rephrase something stated), just like that"
>>380617905
she's the big bad for this game, sorry senpai.
>>380617728
It's a pretty great game desu
>>380617784
Fuck you Marie. Sold Callie to the octolings.
>>380617784
how is a depressed marie mourning her dead sister supposed to cheer me up?
>not just watching the things you're actually interested in
Do you even Treehouse?
>>380617651
And yet it's more of a video game than most of what we've seen this year. How 'bout that.
Sardinium?
>>380617995
This. The kiddie image of the game just makes it more infuriating when you're stuck with a shit team and get bodied.
>post yfw the fourth game Nintendo is supporting is Rocket League
>>380617765
he's doing fine.
>>380618113
unf
>>380617905
went off and an hero'd after losing the popularity contest
>>380618169
>cross-play with all platforms but Sony
I'd believe it.
>>380617651
My brother actually played a bunch of Kirby Return to Dreamland when he was 3.
I think he's actually gotten worse now that he's six. Forgot everything.
>>380617530
NEVER.
EVER.
>Pull out of this stage
>Pull out
Is there a source on what people are saying about a new AAA announcement or is something along the lines of Bill Trinen trashtalking his opponent and saying "I'm going to skullfuck your MOTHER, you little bitch" and people taking it as confirmation that Mother 5 is being announced?
>>380618109
Treehouse is a weekend get together with mostly decent people from /v/. Im not going to go sleep through parts just because the game is uninteresting.
This comfy only comes once a year.
When nintendo start marketing Splatoon 2 do you think they have a new meme song ready to release like with kid now squid now?
>>380618258
Maybe if Splatoon had milfs I'd care about it.
I like Splatoon but I don't feel like watching semen-k everywhere today, I want to say new games.
>>380618343
I'm your 1-UP squid!
Spla2n singleplayer looks just like the first one, but more developed. I like it!
>>380614494
[MIST-030]
>>380618317
Mother 5? First we'd need Mother 4 though. A fan game is not official.
>>380617530
>That greyish purple
Gravity suit is top tier.
>>380618423
Nintendo doesn't have any other games.
>>380618343
>you're a kid now you're a squid now
>he's a squid now too, he's a kid now too
>>380617428
I would illegally desecrate currency to get a tentacool hat in-game
>>380618407
>>380618315
splatoon is only lewd if you make it lewd desu
>>380618317
before arms the announcer was warming up his voice by saying "mother".
its probably just treehouse shitposting though
>>380618467
That's literally all it needed, than and to be significantly longer. It ended just when it was getting good.
>>380618317
It is reasonable to assume they'll be announcing a new 3DS title later today, but there is no confirmation of anything yet.
>>380618343
tubular bells, part one
>>380618407
Fuck off.
I wasn't going to, but if I can land a student job this summer, I'm getting a switch. Treehouse is crack.
>>380618467
it looks like pretty much the same thing, except that every level seem to be tailormade for one weapon. Makes you learn to use the different weapons and why they're good. Good change
>>380618590
>(
how long do you think the single player campaign will be?
>>380618109
>not playing switch and shitposting the entire day
do you?
>>380617651
So it would be perfect for you and your attitude then
>>380617530
>>380618467
I enjoy your positivity anon! We need more people like you
>>380618407
There was someone on the very same planet as you, who took the time to type this.
>>380618625
excellent taste
>>380618710
>Switch
>Games
LOL
>The weapons' look changes as well when you upgrade them
Neat
>>380618407
jesus christ
>>380618317
I'd be okay with them not showing Kirby if it meant announcing a Mother 4.
>The Octarians live in even more decrepit bunkers than the first game
Will this be the game that will teach the Inklings the value of sharing their zapfish with the less fortunate
>>380618423
>>380618509
doesn't Treehouse only show off games that are going to be release this year? if a game is not going to be release until next year they usually wait until the following E3
>>380618407
send it to theresa i'm sure she'll like it
ITT: I got my ass kicked in Splatoon multiplayer so I hate it now.
Shut up and enjoy dang guys
I feel kinda bad about splatoon because I bought it years ago but I've only ever played it for about an hour and a half total
>>380618673
At least 1.5x as long as the first game's SP. Twice as long would be ideal but I doubt they'll do that, then again the producer said yesterday that they were focusing a lot more on offline things to do in the game.
Have they shown the P-90 yet?
>>380618467
>>380618590
I just hope it's more challenging, I never even died in the first one.
>thank you for that sound effect
>>380618871
They showed off Yoshi and that's a 2018 title
>>380618932
Remembuh me
>>380618407
>>380618871
They showed off a yoshi game with no title
>>380618407
>footshit
Stop
Samusas dlc forMario kart 8deluxewhen???
>>380618407
>>380618846
You'll get a shitty re-release and you'll like it
>>380618932
Who would have thought that the only redeeming part of Other M was a black guy?
>>380618932
REMEMBER ME?
>>380618407
>Feetfags
>>380618943
Squid Research-kun is a cheeky cunt
>>380618908
I have fun even getting rektsorry Callie
>>380618407
THIS IS A COMFY THREAD.A COMFY THREEEAD
>>380618932
He's what made Metroid Other M a 1/10 instead of a 0/10.
>>380618920
Same. I know it is good, but playing online focus home console games requires too much commitment.
I have to have time, be at home, be alone and can't be interrupted.
>>380618723
Thanks, anon. I've been feeling the good vibes ever since they first showed single player.
>>380619059
Just make Nintendo Kart at that point.
>>380618908
I bought the game day 1 but this was back when I had 7mbps 3rd world internet so LITERALLY every single kill I got I would watch their ghost rise into the air but an invisible force would continue to attack and kill me for at least 2-3 seconds. So every single kill I got due to lag or latency or whatever I would get killed when I shouldn't. So it was insanely annoying and unfinished so I dropped it.
But since then my village got 54mb fiber optic so I'm looking forward to Splat2 and hopefully good online :3 /blog
>>380619059
Not before Captain Falcon Jesus fuck! Why are there TWO FZERO TRACKS AND ONE KART BUT NO CHARACTER REEEEE fucking Villager and Isabelle got in before him.
>the way the inkling girl shakes her hips with splatling
>>380618407
footfags must be destroyed
Punch-Out 3DS when?
F-Zero 3DS when?
Advance Wars 3DS when?
I'll happily buy three Switches if one of these happen.
BANE?
i love this new music with the vocal chops
and the sparkles on the pause screen are a nice touch
JET
SET
RADIO
>amusement park stage
Neat
Are those fucking tempura rings??
Is this really running at 720p? Because it looks way better than the original.
Is this ratchet and clank?
goddamn this stage looks fun
>>380619381
F-Zero Switch when?
>inb4 "Muh FAST"
>>380619423
I was thinking of Sonic Heroes, but yeah, Sega probably ripped of themselves.
>>380619448
>tempura rings
It's calamari
Please god tell me the ink rails are in multiplayer maps.
>>380619463
1080
we ratchet now
>>380619463
Its 1080p 60fps, stream might be 720p
>>380619463
1080p 60fp, they confirmed that yesterday during horde mode
>>380619448
Fried calamari rings
This movement looks so fucking fun god damn
2's singleplayer confirmed just as fun as, if not more fun than, 1's singleplayer
>>380619463
The original was 720. This one is 1080.
>>380619517
>jumping inside slices of bodies of your species
w e w
I kind of want to buy this just for the co-op game.
>>380619463
1080p for this one.
>>380619528
They are
Hey it's my favorite single player song from the first.
>>380619517
That makes sense.I wasn't even sure if tempura rings were a thing but I knew they weren't onion rings.
jet grind flashbacks
a-are those deep-fried calamari rings?
>>380618317
Nintendo loves to shitpost and tease about Mother on E3. I hate them.
>>380619494
muh fast
>Still have the Zapfish plush if you already played through the level
Cute
>>380619550
>>380619560
>>380619568
Alright. That's what I thought. I just heard the demo was running at 720p regardless if docked or not, so I guess that was a temporary thing.
speedrunning encouraged
TIME FOR BOSS
>>380619695
Your character doesn't pat the zapfish. It's trash.
>>380619691
>>380619387
>/tv/fags have dyslexia
this explains so much
>>380619649
Yes but can you shoot and ride?
>take a quick piss and come back in 2 mins
>WE JET SET RADIO NOW
fucking hell that looks fun
>>380619635
Did they confirm local co-op?
Why are Splatoon games so lewd?
The ink, splatting others, the squid girls with their tight spats, callie and marie, everything about this game makes me want to commit crimes against squidgirls
>>380619387No?
>>380619649
Those rails are different. You could ride on top of the new ones
>>380619649
Those are not the same. You can't grind on them while shooting. You have to jump up in order to shoot from these ziplines.
>>380614816
Mayor
Cool, boss subtitles.
OCTO SAMURAI
The first Splatoon wasn't too hot of a speedgame my guy don't even attempt to convince me the sequel will be any different.
SAMURAI
>>380613221
That's a man, man.
Just tuned in, what did I miss?
he just said badass!
SPLATS WITH HONOR
THE SQUIDLINGS FEAR THE OCTO SAMURAI
>>380619881
Just this.
>The samurai is on a unicycle
MOMMY THE MAN SWORE ON THE NINTENDO STREAM
>Jews Face when the Octo Samurai
I'm loving that design.
>>380617341(you)
SAFE SPACE!
THEYRE SJWS NOW!
>>380619792
they're not lewd you're just a pedophile
>>380618145
Its most infuriating when your team gets bodied, and then you learn you were one of the bottom two performing members of the team.
And your rival during the match is the top squid of his team.
>a fat octo samurai on a tiny unicycle
10/10
>create a safe space
NINTENDO GOING FULL SJW
OH CARP
>He used the roller as a motorcycle
neat
this is kind of gross
I wonder if they have local squads on one console for online. Like using two accounts to play online with each other.
>>380619957
>>380619981
Clever and original joke.
>>380619792
soft lewd sells to thirsty /v/irgins
Dang, boss battles look a lot more complex and involved.
OH CARP
>Oh carp
Marie pls
>Create a safe space for yourself.
Fucking dropped.
I don't want any SJW shit.
OH CARP
OH CARP
>>380620043
>Clever and original joke.
Clever and original joke.
Splatoon and ARMS are so stylish
>>380619629
Pretty sure walking around catacombs is way more messed up, humans deserve to be killed by squids.
>bike means he isn't weakened by standing in enemy ink
m-masaka!!
GRORIOUS OCTARIAN STEEL FOLDED WAN MIRRION TIMES
>Dat Boi boss
>phase 2
>Tentacle as a ponytail
This guy's design is pretty great.
>>380619967
This
Seeing all that ink and gooey stuff is a weird feeling.
Ever Oasis next
>>380620180
HERE CUM DAT OCTO
>>380614207
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>katana mode
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ever Oasis is next, cue the lizardfags
>Don't wanna show everything
You're already at the final phase might as well finish the job
>The bosses are octospirits just like when Inklings die and have to come back to the tentacle
NICE
whatttttt was just getting good
>>380620103
aren't they both done by a younger dev team? I'm glad Nintendo's is letting them bring in some fresh ideas
>dat tease
Nice. Looking forward to some splatting
>Ever Oasis
Comfy Time
Ever Oasiiiiiiis
ever oasis next
at least esna is hot
EVER OASIS YEEE
>Ever Oasis
it's time
It looks fun, but just as ridiculously easy as Splatoon 1's SP.
Hopefully later levels provide some kind of challenge.
EVER OASIS LADS
8/10 MODERATE HYPE
WHERE THE LADIES AT?
I've been waiting to see more about Ever Oasis.
Still want poyo though.
fedora spotted
KIRBYC.UCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>380620153
Wow, that's actually a neat touch. It's a silly design, but it's still somewhat coherent and logical in-universe
>>380619153
Wait what did I miss?
>>380620301
I was surprised how they came out of the woodwork once Ever Oasis was shown. I don't know why I keep underestimating how sex crazed this site is.
*tip fedora*
>That fedora business suit wearing dude
Is he an actual attendee or part of the Odyssey display
I wish Ever Oasis was a Switch game, it looks so good.
I'm going to have to dust my 3DS off for it and the new 2D Metroid
Time for CUTE!
>>380620401
in the fridge
>>380620482
Part of the display
>>380620352
It's already out in Japan.
EVER OASIS...?
EVER...
OASIS?!?
WHERE IS KIRBY??
KIRBY!?!!!!
WE WANT KIRBY!
WE WANT KIRRBY!!!
GIB BORRRRRRRRB
>spinning sword
>>380614918
Get the fuck out of here Mexican Andy
I loved the music from Splatoon, sounds like this one is sticking to that weird music too
>>380620570
(challenge everything)
>>380620556
They realised that Kirby games are shit so they cancelled all of them
Kirbyroaches please stop, this thread is COMFY
>>380620391
>Splatoon 2 now has Marie constantly talking through the battle telling you how to fight the boss
Disappointing.
>>380620525
That's pretty cool
>>380620391
Yea I was really hoping they'd up the difficulty for Splat2n but it looks like I'm gonna be disappointed.
>>380620461
It gets to you. It really does. Even if it is just an act, all the sex talk gets in your brain and you end up acting like they do.
Why am I attracted to these treehouse girls? No real reason other than being in these threads.
tfw your peepee isn't humungo
KIRBFAGS SEETHING
>>380612145
Will you be able to travel to paralel universes in Mario Odyssey?
>>380620556
It's probably not far enough in development to show off dude
>>380620401
Reggie's dressing room
>>380620391
Yeah, it feels like it could be a fun boss though if they sped him up a fair bit. It would make inking the arena absolutely necessary for quick mobility but it would also be much more exciting
Arms music sounds like real fighting game music, so smooth
>>380620636
>>380620671
>responding to obvious bait
come on stop
>>380620570
THERESA ALERT
TITS
What is Ever Oasis??
>>380620829
KYUTE
CUTE
CUUUUUUUUTE
THERESA'S BACKKKKK
I want Theresa to sit on me and possibly never get up.
>>380612682
SGDQ threads are comfy too
>>380620837
flat
FLATTTT
>>380620456
A foot fetish fanfiction with theresa
TOP QT
Who cares about Ever Oasis?
>no Twitch broadcast
Damn, YouTube doesn't work well.
MUH-
Holy fuck, Theresa wearing that pink blazer and floral top. Cute!
CUTE CUTE CUTE
kendra kinda okay today not going to lie
HERE SHE IS MY WIFE
3d waifu pls leave
>>380620845
Generic chibi RPG on 3DS.
youtube.com/watch?v=DJABBMAqZsU
>>380620845
Just watch, retard.
>>380613221
Head head's fooking massive.
>>380620895
>SGDQ threads are comfy too
SGDQ has way too much /pol/itics and drama to be comfy. Just wait until they break into another tranny debate or someone uses the word cuck
she's back!
>>380620921
very immodest tbvh wood not wife
Kindra is hot as fuck too today.
>everoasis
Neat. Been on the fence about this for a while
>those high inflictions at the end of SENTENCES
Also take a shit every time a girl says "umm"
nice music
ITT: People who don't understand that Kindra is superior to Theresa in every way
>>380620915
?
i'm watching on twitch
>>380620961
What's the gimmick?
>comfydrones
I'm outttttttt
>>380620921
>>380620989
>>380620991
What a slut, I thought she was pure.
>>380620845
Animal Crossing action game edition
>>380620672
how is that any different from the first game?
>We've got the nudes
>>380620991
Kirby fetishist should leave
>>380620845
made by the Secret of Mana guy
>we got the nudes
n-nani?
The waifu who nobody wants is playing the game also
Anyone else been hearing the nudes instead of the noots
>>380621065
She's not a slut wtf?
>>380620984
>my gf's tranniversary
>3 hours of emote only twitch chat
>>380620913
I do!
>>380621018
I was using the UK link. That one doesn't show anything. Watching now.
>>380612682
This year's threads have been shit since Samus Returns was revealed. Hate you faggots.
>>380621123
I'll take the blonde qt3,14 who's playing
Is this merchant Simulator?
Theresa makes me so happy... Her smile is wonderful.
I'm such a faggot for fuck sake
>>380612682
I love these threads too. Everyone here likes Nintendo games and the only wars are between franchises like Kirby, Mario, Zelda, etc. all of them great.
But anon, I can't stop paying attention to both treehouse and this thread, my productivity is at an all time low. This needs to stop.
Are her hair still wet ?D-did she just came out of the shower ?
>>380621106
>>380621067
Hm. I might try that.
>>380613224
FE1, Awakening and Fates for days. They may throw Ike and Roy in to appease the butthurt FEfans.
>>380620984
You're thinking of AGDQ, SGDQ isn't plagued by jewyama and is more speedrunner oriented
>>380621283
Eh. Fuck work. My boss is out and I haven't done shit in two days. No need to start now.
>>380614739
I liked WL 1 the best, 2 wasn't bad though. I heard VB was good, I still need to try it out.
I love Ever Oasis so far
I want Theresa to fart on my dick
Is this Rune Factory without marriage?
>>380621759
what if her fart gets into your peehole
>>380621941
I peefart out of it
what game is this? looks boring as fuck
>>380622776
Ever Oasis.