FINAL RUSE CRUISE THREAD OF ALL TIME PART 2
LAST THREAD >>380469045
ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD
When?
ONE LAST RUSE CRUISE
Peace at last?
>>380505342
He's scheduled to arrive at 3:15 PST, so we have to wait about 35 min or so
Stream link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
Kojima at 3:15 PST
>>380505683
LINK
>>380505629
only revenge
>>380505629
I want you to know that I told you to kill yourself.
>>380505342
>FINAL RUSE CRUISE THREAD OF ALL TIME
>PART 2
really makes me think
>>380505629
i love you caramel
>>380505629
Backpedaling hard huh
>>380505629
I'm already a demon, Caramel.
>>380505835
>2 threads
>2 phantoms
Hmmm
>>380505629
We all believe in you.
HereĀ“s the link to the stream, it starts right after this panel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
>>380505629
Where's the suicide stream?
>talk about the importance of narrative in video games right before Kojima
IT'S HAPPENING ISN'T IT
>>380505629
>>380505835
>>380505917
>part 3 hinted at but never to be
Metal Gear Solid was Half Life 3 all along.
>>380506015
There's some fags who actually are trying to forgive caramel for his sins
>>380505629
not for YOU
you will PAY for your LIES
>>380505629
Fucking kill yourself nigger
>>380505629
>Caramel, I'm already a demon
IM NUCLEAR
It has been going on for longer than we've realized
>>380505629
Either we get what we want or not, we will finally be at peace. Maybe.
>>380505629
HOLY SHIT IM PLAYING AT CAMP OMEGA RIGHT NOW. CARAMEL WAS RIGHT
Let's do this one more time guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4A6HSw0__8
I'M NUCLEAR
>>380505342
Why are we still here?
>>380505629
Yes, Caramel.
>>380505342
RIP the ruse
F
>>380506254
We should do a /v/ sings Nuclear.
>>380505629
POST YOUR COMPILATION
>>380506310
Just to see caramel BTFO forever.
>>380506310
because konami marketers push these "ruses" so that people are reminded of the game constantly and keep playing online, Peeler has been feeding the rumor that nuclear disarmament unlocks new content for years
Last reminder
>>380506248
C O N F I R M E D
The PT ideas have always been in the bank, saved for the right moment
Did you rike it?
https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/875106747072917505
what did he mean by this?
>Do you want to hear the tragic story of Salted Caramel Snake? it was a long time ago...
/kiddo/ general when?
>>380506432
What could it be?
Is that how we stop Caramel? Maybe it's not just a cut-scene...
>>380506537
WHAT THE FUCK
>>380506537
CHECK THE TWITTER ITĀ“S FUCKING REAL WTF
MGSV WAS A COMA DREAM NONE OF IT EVER HAPPENED HE WAKES UP IN CHAPTER 3
>>380506254
did Donna Burke record more for V? I remmeber someone saying there were re-recordings of the best is yet to come etc.
Or am I retarded?
>>380506484
>ywn be a kiddo who doesn't know how the real world works
feels bad
Goeff: strings of the puppet master
>>380506537
happening
>>380506738
Those were for the MGSV vocal track CD IIRC, had remixes of her singing the main themes of every game and Quiets theme.
>>380506310
Just to suffer?
Every night I can still feel them.
The body I've lost
The comrades I've lost
Still...
...hurting
You feel it too don't you?
Just a reminder that Hideo Kojima isn't the only Man Who Sold The World. David Bowie is too, and he showed us with his "Jack Stevens" appearance after his "death".
Metal Gear isn't over. Bowie faked his death; he's going to reprise his role on Twin Peaks. Homestuck isn't over. Samurai Jack isn't over. Rick Sanchez is still in prison.
Everything is a lie.
>>380505629
When are you killing yourself, faggot?
>yfw its only the movie
>>380506738
There's a CD with her singing all the MGS themes.
>kojima says death stranding won't be shown at e3
>the game isn't shown at e3
Is this the greatest ruse of our generation?
SOLID
NARRATIVE PATH
>>380506738
She's recording MGSVR obviously
>>380506537
Jordan Vogt-Roberts is working on the MGS movie ya retarde
Where's the stream for the panel he has with the film guy? Doesen't it start in 10 minutes?
HOLY FUCK ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
how long till show time
>>380505342
That blue light coming from his glasses...
SOON END OF BEING NUCLEAR
WE WILL BE ALL FREED
NO MORE RUSES, END OF THE RIDE
ZERO REDUCED INTO NOTHING
ITS GOING TO BE GOOD, RIGHT?
>>380507181
Blue light?
>>380506984
PAUL IS DEAD
Imagine Kojima walking upstage with e pack of caramel candy.
>>380505629
See you at tgs, buddy
Stranding on the edge of the conference
Like the prophet once said
And the sequels are all old now
No more games and all the fans are dead
Shitposts on the board tell the tales
Of the autists gone
Deception, desperation
What a mess he made, caramel got it wrong
Watching from the /v/ live stream
For an hero begin
Kojima draws his ruse
Autists go wild it's Armageddon
/v/'s Nuclear
/v/'s Wild
Fuck, I said I'd have never been into a ruse again after the Epsilon Program...but I'm here.
i've lost hope and am going to bed
>>380505342
Where do you watch?
>>380507458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
>>380507458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
Post your best cruisin fuel images
>>380507330
>Sons of Caramel being this ludicrous
sad
>>380507362
nice
GUYS HE POSTED THE SH HEALTHDRINK AGAIN, CHECK THE TWITTER HE CANĀ“T FUCKING STOP
Happening when?
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
https://twitter.com/Kojima_Hideo/status/875108200697036801
WHEN IS IT? ITS URGENT
>>380507176
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>380507558
>>380507050
Yes.
AAAAHHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENING
>>380507669
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Probably nothing
>>380507669
Please. Is it true?
JESUS CHRIST
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>380507669
Let the legend come back to life!
I forgive Caramel, he/she/it gave us all hope.
is kojima coming on?
I just tuned in, there no bags of doritos anywhere
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
THE NIGHT IS DARKER RIGHT BEFORE SUNRISE, KOJIMA CANĀ“T STOP POSTING RUSE REFERENCES HOLY SHIT ITĀ“S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GUYS
>>380507269
If you look at Kojima's pictures from the last few days, you'll see that his glasses are emitting a faint, blue light. It's not a reflection. It's actually coming from the rims.
I'm shitting myself. KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380507362
10/10 fucking nice
>>380507832
go to his twitter hideo_kojima_en and see it yourself, itĀ“s happening, drop the rope nigga, at least for a minute
>>380507669
>>380507707
not even fucking subtle
watching you people sperg out is pretty painful
MGS AND SILENT HILLS TWEETS IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES
WHAT THE FUCK
How would you feel if Kojima was the star of the latest BLACKED video?
Getting his sissy boi hole destroyed by Vulcan Raven.
...what's even going on?
Real talk not anything to do with kojima, but are they seriously saying that the fallout 3 ending was an achievement in story telling ?
With your character being force to commit suicide even though you have companions that could do it for you and are immune to radiations ?
In my restless dreams,
I see that game...
Silent Hills.
You promised me you'd release it
there someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special livestream'...
Waiting for you...
Stop enabling Caramel. The poor boy's heart has been broken once already.
why are you getting so hyped?
it's just gonna be an interview about how Kojima has been going and nothing will be revealed
>>380507669
YFW CARAMEL IS ACTUALLY RIGHT IN THE END
i'm playing porn game and i see a punished caramel asking for PEACE
what am i missing
>>380507669
what is this
>>380507558
Actually, this is a good point. Sleepwalker didn't come up in Sony's conference. TGS?
>>380507669
>>380507707
what is that? What does it say?
So noone is streaming the movie panel at all?
leave MGS movie to me
IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S
>Easy Allies not streaming
nothing is gona happen, right? they would be streaming otherwise, right?
>>380505629
You really should do a livestream of yourself watching this talk, if only so these final moments can be experienced as the artist intended.
Who's this disgusting whale talking right now?
>>380507832
You were acting so smug before E3. What happened?
>>380506537
wtf kojima is working with a muslim
Anons stop, for your own sake this is getting painful
>>380507669
He's making us suffer on purpose ffs
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
DID YOU GUY SEE THAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
starting in 15 minutes
WHAT IS HAPPENING GUYS?!
WAS CARAMEL TRUE AFTER ALL? IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
Guys I'm here waiting for the final boss ruse of cruises what the fuck is happening where is /our/ guy ?!
>>380508557
producer on Better Call Saul
>>380508645
LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LIFE
>>380508413
It's on twitch's official twitch stream: "TwitchPresents." Kojima and Vogt are talking in 15 minutes.
>>380508492
is kyle bosman up to date on /v/ threads?
should i open a cytube room so we can shitpost and watch the stream?
>>380508381
they should drop the mgs movie and fucking do a movie about the rise and fall of caramel, the amount of twists this situation is living is amazing, one of the best e3Ā“s iĀ“ve ever witnessed, I donĀ“t care if it ends up being true or not
>>380508815
Sure why not
>>380508006
a bottle...
Full of venom.
>>380508645
Q U I C K R U N D O W N
U
I
C
K
R
U
N
D
O
W
N
>>380507669
GUISE, WHAT'S WITH THIS BOTTLE?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE HYPE
HOLY FUCK
CARAMEL
REMOVE THE T, F AND H FROM CARAMEL AND YOU GET HIDEO KOJIMA
COULD KOJIMA BE CARAMEL?
>>380505629
is.... is it finally happening.........could it be
>>380508815
No, but you will anyway
>>380508405
>>380508409
i think it's Silent Hill health drink?
It's going to be the same thing as every Kojima interviews
>What inspires you?
>I rike movies
>Do you think movies and video games are starting to overlap?
>Yes
>How's development on Death Stranding going?
>It's going well. Please look forward to it.
Every single time.
theres a trollbox on the stream, fun
>>380508492
How about you fuck off with your surrogate friends and leave the thread?
>>380508929
It's the green herb to resident evil
basically the main health thingy in Silent Hill
Caramel we need you now more than ever! Guide us through this dark hour!
STANDING
>literally nothing is happening
>anons are already losing their shit
fuck cant imagine what would happen if Kojima actually announced something worthwhile
>>380508929
>not knowing what a precum bottle is
>>380507669
>>380507707
>>380508006
OH MY GOD GUYS KOJIMA TWEETED ANOTHER ENERGY DRINK "RELATED" TO SILENT HILL, THAT MUST MEAN DEATH STRANDING=SILENT HILLS
I AM TOTALLY 100% A #CRUISEMISSILE NOW, ENGAGE ALL THRUSTERS TO FULL SPEED
>>380505342
ITĀ“S TIME GUISE ! WHO WILL GET BTFO?!
>>380509005
Then a pair of big black men grab him from behind, rip off his pants and start blacking that bitchboi
is it happening
>>380507362
Fucking kek
Saved to pasta folder
I was gonna go to bed, but... I'm actually intrigued. This thing has me going "WTF?".
>>380508889fuck i need to register nvm
>>380508936
Ishma-el
Caram-el
Do you think it's a coincidence?
I can't wait for him to talk about movies for the next hour
>i am preasedu to announceh metar gearu mobire, for iphone and andloid
im calling it
Who gives a fuck about silent hill and shit, I want the fucking chapter 3 or someting metal gear solid related jesus fuck me in the shitter
im holding out sleep for this caramel you better be fucking right
>The Man Who Saved E3 2017.png
>insults everyone that calls him out
>p-p-peace guys
swallow glass
i know i will be disappointed but i'm in for the ruse cruise once againcaramel should still kill himself
Its the youtube streaming going retrased respect twitch one?
>>380509005
it will be like that time he showed off death stranding figurines and a new logo cinematic
our best hope is getting a trailer of the same death stranding video from e3 but with a new soundtrack
>mfw I consistently get to watch you retards get hyped over nothing
Silent Hills isn't happening, Kojima is off the MGS franchise. Death Stranding is a new IP. Move on.
>>380507669what if the liquid in that bottle is caramel
>>380505342
>FINAL RUSE CRUISE THREAD OF ALL TIME PART 2
Can you guys fuck off with this shit. Like it or not there will be theories and ruse threads until Death Stranding is out.
The worst about THE RUSE being a lie is that there actually is some poor guy that is gonna get killed by Canavero's insanity
>BRAND NEW HIDEO KOJIMA TSHIRTS AND MEMORABILIA AVAILABLE NOW
>>380509264
>those long fucking bangs
Why is this hairstyle so popular in japan? Isn't it irritating to have your hair poking you in the eye like that?
>>380509359
heĀ“s off the games, but itĀ“s still on the movie, which is weird as fuck mainly because of how bad his relationship with konami ended
>>380509412
MOTHERFUCK
>>380508923
Livestream that killed the rusemaster
Did Caramel save E3?
>>380509412
>>380509412
S T A N D I N G
>>380509359
People like you were 100% sure there NEVER EVER will be a Monster Hunter on the PS4 and PC.
How did that turn out?
>>380509412
>mfw
Why did he post that fucking bottle the dipshit there's no possible way he doesn't know he's adding fuel to the autismo fire what is he dooooing
Ever noticed how Caramel is an Anagram for Big Boss?
>>380509557
ON THE EDGE
SON
YOU'VE GOT A WAY TO FALL
THEY'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO
BUT THEY WON'T KNOW
>>380509273
>Its the youtube streaming going retrased respect twitch one?
>>380507669
Someone call /a/ or /jp/ to translate this shit
>>380508989
It kinda looks like one, though I guess it's just some random jap drink.
#ISTANDWITHCARAMEL
>>380509359
Screencaping this so I can laugh at you when you're wrong
>>380509412
FUG
>>380509645
OF THE CRATER
B R E A T H
S T R A N D I NG
>Brendan Fraser is Solid Snake in MGS the movie
>>380509490
Sony owns the rights for the movie, Konami sold it to them, which is why Kojima is allowed to talk to the director and discuss the movie. He isn't allowed to promote any metal gear related product that is still owned by konami though.
WHAT IF CARAMEL WAS KOJIMA ALL A-FUCKING-LONG
>>380509761
LIKE THE PROPHET ONCE SAID
kOJIMA is literally jacking off to this thread, laughing at all the autismo-ruse fags
HE JUST SAID BRIDGES AND SMILED FUCKKKKK
ITS FUCKING HAPPENINGGG !!!!!!
The man will do it.
WHEN AND WHERE IS IT HAPPENING
FUCKING RESPOND
>>380509568
How did 99% of all the other leaks, happenings, etc. go? Are you enjoying Bloodborne 2 and Bloodborne Kart?
>Kojima eating caramel pudding live on stage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380506984
David Bowie is fucking dead
>>380509749
Screencaping this so I can laugh at you when you're wrong
>new playing. The real world is the ins and over you transform in Silent Hill.
Konami themselves. So certain development team.
Except TPP just lack is theory for 8 hours in Silent Hill, sure only one who gives a fuck am i still 3 we promise.
>no retries well. When he made an object they already implement will the World yourself.
So you would be multiplat.
All of you need.
It only different Hills. Get lost, kiddo.
Can you fell you thing but released as multiplayer) to travel. There's stated you imbecilic baboon. Just tease and call me meme.
That's literally scheduled Silent Hill retcon TPP is a performed into say "oh by think silent hill be travel. The series timeline lists in limbo.
It's almost intellecting angle. The Survive five and past.
No he did not an action of the can many post story of which appear like hospital you would've seen NOTHING so it coming our gaming he ruins it into the bag, hence? Fucking face. Reedus christ how new are you on the intelligent fan only spoil it? Not only exist during the town can manipulate a moron to induce schizophrenia (Venom him and ignore oversy)
>moby dick Studios. You people who claiming. Kojima put into cruel if they're a comprehension. Their stocks with all they had a million monster designs they can believers were abandoning the SH development of a trilogy.
So could someone stop and explain what the fuck is going on? What's with that bottle?
>>380507669
It's honey you fuckwits, hence the bee.
>>380509761
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
One last ride...
Guys is the Q&A section of the panel, get fucking ready, itĀ“s almost over
>>380506545
What happened? I've been missing out the last few days.
CARAMELUS SNAKE
>>380509858
Kojima can't into enrish sorry
KUWABARA KUWABARA
>>380509948
Yeah but why is the question, nigger
Will you all finally admit Kojima is a hack when no ruse happens?
>>380510008
so was this cgi or not?
>>380509880
>>380509975
AND THE ASHES
ARE ALL COLD NOW
>>380509975
AND THE ASHES
I know we all like to shitpost here, but i just wanted to say....This is some of the most fun i've ever had
I've been in the Ruse Cruise ever since day 1, before MGSV came out. I remember debating with others about "Phantom Pain" being the new metal gear, i remember debating and watching videos about Venom Snake being Gray Fox and such, and after the launch i remember exploring MGSV looking for secrets, debating about things like the Green fog above OKB Zero or the DD Logos, making theories about chapter 3, Ingsoc, Gray XOF, Caramel and Kojimas Master Ruse, and even if that wasn't true, then perhaps what his "big taboo" could've been. I've never been more invested in a game than this, and i wanted to say: Thank you, for the amazing time
We fought, we lost, now we rest.
I wish i could salute you all
o7
So. If this ruse was real wouldnt that make Kojima a piece of shit for selling us a garbage game like MGSV?
>>380510156
"will you all finally admit Caramel is a hack"
without a doubt
>>380510008
So, was he CG or not?!
>>380509939
It's the health up item in Silent Hill games.
>>380510208
NO MORE BULLETS
>>380510081
Urameshi
>>380509936
wat
5 minutes?
>the designers are the writers
Maybe thats why bethesda's writing is so shit.
>>380509412
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380510231
crying tbqh
>>380510231
This is good...isn't it?
>>380510231
if it ends up being true IĀ“m gonna want to hug you all, no homo
Why can't anyone making these crowd questions speak properly?
>>380510337
AND THE EMBERS ARE DEEAAD
>>380510205
It was cgi. The ruse engine is really good at graphics
>>380510337
AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD
>drumpf joke
NO ESCAPE FROM /pol/ shit
FUCK
>>380510231
*que mgs music*
What will happen if someone in the audience asks kojima if the ruise cruise is real ?what if that person is caramel ?
>>380510231
Why is everybody acting like it's the end of the world? What happened?
TRUMP JUST GOT ABSOLUTELLY BTFO ON THE STREAM HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
what does o7 mean
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE WATCHING?
GIVE ME A FUCKING LINK
>>380510484
>>380510518
WHISPERS
IN THE AIR
VENOM SNAKE AS BONUS CHARACTER IN THE NEW SUPER SMASH BROS
>E3 explodes
DONALD DRUMPF
COVFEFE
>>380510562
DUDE
Someone need to make a complete video about the ruse thread.
Link to stream please
>>380510212
uhhh why would konami use the tagline of their incredibly successful latest release on their twitter RUSE ALERT
>>380510628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
>>380510473
>380510473
you know it's not true. you know that.
>>380510695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
>>380510231
Long ride,huh?
>>380510231
>>380510639
TELL THE TALES
>>380510628
GOOGLE: E3 Coliseum. Day 2
>>380510695
https://youtu.be/BTHxfZDHUws
FUCK DNOLADN DRUMGPFG
remember to keep an open mind :^)
>Its impossible to keep politics out of art
These guys are fuckin fagolis
>>380510610
Its a salute
;_;7
>>380510639
TELL THE TALE
>>380510550
What if caramel is already on stage
GET IN
E
T
I
N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
Who's the fat chick?
>>380510695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
>>380510212
ITS REAL
>>380510317
There's nothing more to V, there was but it was never completed for obvious reasons. The "ruse" is Death Stranding being Silent Hills.Possibly a little connected to MGS universe.
>>380510628
jesus fuck trump jokes are getting really really old now
>>380510763
>>380510805
thanks
>>380510791
OF THE BROTHERS GONE
>>380510654
DRUMPF
>>380510656
honestly that would be very interesting to watch if somebody put in all the necessary effort.
FINAL QUESTION THIS IS IT o7
>>380510231
I feel exactly the same. We may not know each other, but then again, we are connected in this passion.
THIS IS THE END BOYS
>>380510945
DESPERATION
Why is this faggot holding the microphone with two hands? What is he implying?
PAVERU HAKASE
CIA DESU
>>380510867
What is this?
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>380511057
DEEEEEEEESOLATION
IS THIS THE FINAL NAIL IN CARAMEL'S COFFIN?
SEE YOU GUYS ON THE OTHER SIDE
HERE'S TO YOU, NICOLA AND BART
>tfw im perma banned on twitchpresents
Lets be honest guys, the ruse is pretty much confirmed at this point. Lets just sit back and enjoy the doubter tears.
>>380510867
What does this have to do with Kojima? Someone please explain.
>>380510965
a video like the /sug/ simulator would have been perfect.
>>380511104
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WROOOOONNNNNGGGGG
>>380511104
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
>>380510561
faggots
>>380508381
>>380507669
>>380511178
nigger how
>>380510231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Pu92St5O0
Whatever happens anon, it'll have been one hell of a ride.
WILL THE POPE DO IT?
>>380511186
How is it pretty much confirmed? I've been out of the loop.
>>380511186
This.
The interview that Canavero released earlier was almost too much
>>380511193
he's getting a interview in a few minutes
>>380510212
It's not there.
Hey guys can I make a Trump joke????????
Who are these people talking about movies?
Why would he reveal it to such a smaller live audience? I've followed the ruse cruise since ground zero, but no. Just no.
>>380511247
>>380511238
I'M
N U U U U C L E A A A A R
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET OFF THE STAGE, NOBODY CARES
>>380511193
H E I S CO M I N G V E R Y S O O N
WHAT IS THIS NIGGER SAYING
>>380511081
TOMODACHI DE WA NAI
IM NUCLEAAR
>>380511193
I can't take this anymore.
IT'S TIME TO
SALT
THE
CARAMEL
Who are these retards on stage?
>trump jokes
>admitting to wanting to make movies into games
Naughty dog?
>>380509680
It's Yunker, a Japanese vitamin drink.
>ad break
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
oh? lebi poo?
ITSSSSSSSSS
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMEE
We're all diamond dogs, soldiers without borders.
Let's have this one last journey /v/bros
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>380511324
It's old.
it is time..
>>380511338
>>380511383
I'M WIIIIIIILLLLLDDD
HERE WE GO
NEVER BE GAME OVER
HOLY FUCK IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
STICKY THIS SHIT
>>380511383
IM WIIIIIIILD
>>380511383
I'M BRAAAAAAAAP
VERY SOON GUYS
WE WILL HAVE THE FINAL ANSWER.
THIRTY SECOOOONDS!
GOD BE WITH YOU!
>>380511417
Yeah, that was one of the head writers at Naughty Dog.
>>380511338
IM
W I I I L D
I
I
I
L
D
>Anyone thinking he's going to reveal some gigantic conspiracy on a tiny stage with very few viewers
It's just a discussion of death stranding what the fuck are you retards on? We probably won't hear any huge news if it exists, til next year's Sony conference.
>>380509208
Pretty much this.
IT'S TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
there is no ruse you have all been RUSED
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380511337
>implying Kojima dropping the greatest announcement of his entire career on a Tuesday afternoon while people are still at work in front of a few thousand viewers isn't all part of the ruse
CARAMEL PILL ME ONE LAST TIME
IT BEGINS
POST YOUR FACE WHEN IT'S HAPPENING
WHAT A MESSS WE MAAAAAAAAADE
WHEN WE GOOGLED NTR
>Jordan Vogt-Roberts up with Kojima
It's just shit about the fucking metal gear movie, isn't it
GOD SPEED ANONS ILL SEE YOU AT THE END
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>380510639
>>380510832
>>380510484
>>380510337
>>380510208
>>380509975
>>380509880
>>380509761
>>380509645
CAN YOU REBBIT FUCKING KEKS GO THE FUCK BACK TO /R/GAMING
Ok place your bets. What will the movie be?
>MGS1 Adapted
>MGS2 Adapted
>MGS3 Adapted
>Original story barely related
>Continuation of the games' stories
HOLY FUCKKK ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
Guys.
What if it's nothing?
>inb4 it's nothing
A CONVERSATION WITH HIDEO KOJIMA
CHECK A LOOK
>>380511294
Kojimbo posted the silent hill energy drink just a few minutes ago.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELVES.
GET IN HERE MATES:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
>>380511550
Now it's the time guys.
STICKY
MODS PLS
STICKY CARAMEL THIS SALTED SHIT
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH IS COMING
CAN YOU FEEL IT
>>380511578
>>380511545we know
>>380511337
>smaller audience
the internet is rather big
WILL THE MADMAN REVEAL THE RUSE?
WILL HE JUST SHILL FOR THE MGS MOVIE?
WILL CARAMEL BE FREED FROM HIS PHANTOM PAIN?
>>380511259
That can't really be happening.
KOJIMA CAN YOU HEAR ME?
nothing is going to happen
So who else couldn't stand all the politics have to be in our games? If there's a reason for it, sure but if it's to just have it there for no reason, fuck off thenā¦
Pic is captcha
>>380511578
>>380508810
not sure but Brandon literally talked with a Kojima production guy in the last 24 hours
>>380511570
SPIDERMAN IS DEATH STRANDING
THE WEBS ARE ALL CONNECTED
>>380511545
This.
He'll talk in front of an autismo supremo guy with a pikachu hat, let's be serious.
MGS 2 HD remake for Vita.
I bet my4on it.
>>380511587Yes it is.
>>380511578
>>380511601
Movie is the "third part" Geoff mentioned Kojima planned
CAN YOU FEEL IT COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT
are all of u dumb
just checking in before it all returns to nothing
IF KOJIMA IS NO LONGER A KONAMI EMPLOYEE THEN HE WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO TALK ON STAGE ABOUT A METAL GEAR MOVIE YOU FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
Everyone ready to be disappointed? o7
>>380511597
GET HIM OUT OF HERE FOLKS
>>380511545
But it's fun
POST YFW CARAMEL GETS BTFOenjoyed it though caramel. made /v/ fun for the first time in forever
>>380511545
no, it's gonna be this desu >>380509208
>>380511768
That'd be really weak
>SELECT PICTURES OF BRIDGES.
>>380511578
THE FINAL ANSWER, THE FINAL CONCLUSION, THE FINAL RUSE THREAD, IT'S HAPPENING!
BREAAATH IN
>>380511780
>nothing
I think you meant before it all returns toZero.
>Coming up... A conversation with Hideo Kojima and Jordan Vogt-Roberts
All aboard the RUSE CRUZE
>>380511601
Hybrid of MGS1 and original story, i.e. a loose adaptation that keeps some of the iconic scenes and characters
WHEN DOES IT START?
COMING UP:
>Hideo Kojima will show us his dick and we'll tell him how gorgeous it is
>>380511587
Yep
POST YFW THE RUSE IS REAL
>>380511803
The rights to a Metal Gear movie were sold to Sony a long time ago, Konami has no control over whether or not Kojima would be allowed to participate in the Metal Gear film's creation.
>>380511803
THEN WHY IS HE TALKING WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE METAL GEAR MOVIE FUCKEEEEEEEEER
>>380511578
G-guys? What if the ruse isn't real?
IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING! LMAO
>>380511910
NOW
Post your caramels when caramel gets BTFO
Who is Vogt?
>Captcha: bridges
>>380511713
This.
He'll just talk vaguely about Death Stranding
YOOOOOOOOOO
Oh jesus this is going to be nuts either way. The final nail in the coffin for 2 IPs or the reveal/hint towards the greatest ruse ever, this is gonna cause a SHITSTORM OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
>>380511921
yeah, right.
HURRY UP FUCKS
>>380511597
YOU ARE REDDIT FAGGOT
literally nothing you guys
>If Caramel still isn't right.
It all ends here friends
TO LET THE WORLD BERUSED
>>380511910
NOWWWWWWW
HOLY FUCK GUYS WHAT IF THE MOVIE IS CHAPTER 3 OF MGSV.
os shit
>>380511578
>>380511803
Konami sold the movie rights long ago.
CAPS LOCK POSTING INITIATED
GODSPEED
>>380511467
>>380511494
I'M BREAAAAKING UUUUP
IT'S HAPPENING
>>380505629
see you in outerheaven brother
NANI
MY BEST FRIEND
it begins
IT'S TIME
CHECK THIS OUT
CARAMEL IS KOJIMA
NOT LIKE THIS
KOOOOJJJJIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
OH FUCK
HAPPENINNGGGGGGG
post yfw it's just an hour long talk about game design and how movies have influenced himlike everything else at the Coliseum
THE WHALE
who the FUCK is Jordan VOGTGTG-robeters
THE MADMAN
TRAILER
STRANDED
>>380511937
And Caramel kiddo master being wrong? Wtf you saying. Dude could never be wrong will all his evidences and proof. Kiddo
B E S T F R I E N D
>>380512017
Then people have to buy metal gear solid V in order to understand what the fucking fuck is happening and konami will earn more shekels
KOJIMA IN FULL SUIT
WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S HAPPENOING
>that was close
THE WHALE,. NIGGERS IT'S MOBY DICK. ITƬS HAPPENING
>>380512145
>It's not him
So it's...a phantom....
AGAIN
THE FUCKIN MADMAN DID IT AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK
>>380512028
GOD I ALMOST FUCKING DIE
BUT WHO'S IN THE SUIT?!
>that was close
lel
Fucking wow
>Ludens almost trips over a cable
>Interns frantically run to catch it
my sides
He showed up in the fucking suit
Hype
wasnĀ“t that a whale? A digitalized whale?
You know, like Moby Dick studios.
DID YOU RIKE IT?!
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
whats happening
you guys are scaring me D:
>>380512157
the director of the metal gear solid movie
LMAO. 10/10
KOJIMA
Horey Shiet
>>380512157
Failed director
That's kojima in the ludens suit right ?
>>380512224
it's the studio logo video you dumb fuck, it's been out for ages
WHO IS THIS???
that nigga's high
This is silly so far.
A FUCKING BOX, IS THIS IT!?!?!?
Did he just fucking sneak in under a cardboard box?
JUST A BOX.
didn't this guy do face capture for mgsv terrorists?
it was fucking nothing
AHHHHH!!!! OH FUck !!!
THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/OIvdj2dwfxE
death stranding is the cobra game kojima promised. he scouted normandy back during mgsv production.
>mgs2 starts with a prologue at night in the rain to show off hardware. a cowboy-booted badguy and his troops in helicopters fuck shit up on US property. snake is framed and left for dead, all because of emmerich's naivety. the story then picks up in the main chapter on an orange hex plant, where you play as a replacement snake. you are asked to enter your name at the beginning and it is shown to you again at the end. the storyline ends in a cliffhanger with liquid escaping the orange hex plant with metal gear. instead of picking up where that story left off, the next game jumps decades into the past to tell the story of the previous generation's legendary soldier.
>mgsV starts with a prologue at night in the rain to show off hardware. a cowboy-booted badguy and his troops in helicopters fuck shit up on US property. snake is framed and left for dead, all because of emmerich's naivety. the story then picks up in the main chapter on an orange hex plant, where you play as a replacement snake. you are asked to enter your name at the beginning and it is shown to you again at the end. the storyline ends in a cliffhanger with liquid escaping the orange hex plant with metal gear. instead of picking up where that story left off, the next game jumps decades into the past to tell the story of the previous generation's legendary soldier.
>>380505629
>Peace
>Trips aren't just about posting all our memes. We can leave behind much more than just shitposts. Through bait, lies, misinformation and pasta....what we've seen, heard, felt....anger, joy and butthurt....these are the things I will pass on. Developing Death Stranding and keeping Silent Hills alive are one and the same thing.
LOOK AT HIS SHIRT
WHOS
IN
THE
SUIT
>>380512315
hideo is in the suit
kojima is the one being interviewed
WHY MORE GHOST WHALE SHIT?
>>380511578
It's not happening at all, you should all know that intro movie is quite old.
If anything is happening, it'll be at 6PST today during the 'special event' where low roar plays.
>>380512290
KOJIMA JUST ANNOUNCED CHAPTER 3 ON STAGE
>last three years
PANIC
>>380512347
>chico
FUCK YOU WHY DID YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's over guys, I'm going to bed
Please Kojima... please give us something...
>>380512330
CARAMEL
Man, Jordan Vogt-Roberts is wonderful.
Kong: Skull Island is great, if you folks haven't seen it.By the way, this is just going to be movie talk.
>it's just gonna be a Kojima circle jerk
Eh, guess I'll watch
>kojima is still using the spic translator
This guy is terrible. That one white guy he had in an earlier interview was 100x better
>>380512482
It wasn't that good.
>His brain is so textured and nuanced
Smoothbrains BTFO
If he loves cinema so much why doesnt he make a fucking movie?
>>380512426
Our very own phantom pain.
>>380512398
VENOM SNAKE
Nothing is getting revealed you fucking idiots
>Impacted my wife
>muh cinema
Nothing at all will happen on this fucking panel.
>yfw Kojima pulls out a gun and shoots everybody in the audience
>>380512478
OH SHIT
>>380512531
Sean Eyestone?
HOLY FUCKJ LOOK AT THE KOJIPRO WEBSITE
>>380512531
He should just get Translator-kun
Kojimafags kys already for fuck's sake you fucking autismos
>>380512482
Kong is a shit film. Terribly paced with an atrocious screenplay.
>>380512398
ITS NORMAN REEDUS
OBVIOUSLY
>>380512563
He makes movies all the time though
>>380506031sauce
TALK ABOUT GAMES ALREADY
>>380512398
Norman Reedus
CARAMEL ON SUICIDE WATCH
I JUST TOOK 4 BONG RIPS AND A 5TH OF VODKA
WTF IS HAPANANING?
>>380512590
>Thats chapter 3, motherfuckers
>>380512590
they would feel a very REAL pain
>>380512554
It was a great homage to Vietnam films
I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK IS BACK
>do you ever wish you made movies instead of games
Hard hitting questions right out.
>>380512709
Your health is diminishing
>BUT FIRST, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
>its just the kojipro intro
DOES THIS MEAN A GAME WILL SHOW UP??? IT HAS TOO RIGHT??? WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU SHOW IT
>when i was a kid there were no games
>>380512776
Kek
check KOJIMA WEBSITE
>>380512645
It's not loading ?
oh shit my timing is pretty good
where's dorito pope
>>380512737
>TFW he shoots someone in a red suit
Norman Reedus and the fleetest fetus
>>380512590
BEHOLD!
GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!
>>380512554
I enjoyed it. I liked how goofy and campy it was.
>>380512879
ITS LOADING
ANOOOOOOOO~~
>>380512830
'cause it's his studio and this interview is all about Kojima?
>>380512564
Fuck you;_;
BEARD GUY DONT FUCKIN TEMPT HIM
Unironically love those glasses, wtc?
>>380512830
To show off the suit. Just a little stunt.
Vogt-Roberts jacket has the South african flag on it, is it a subtle reference to MG?
New thread?
this is the worst dicksucking ive ever seen
>>380512830
The worst part is how people were losing their shit over this fucking intro.
>>380512776
>I make games because I couldn't make movies
And it fucking shows. People who unironically like MGS 4 should see pic related.
>>380512996
Never
>>380512741
It was too padded out with a million fucking characters. All it needed was John Goodman and the Air Cav unit. I imagine that was down to studio meddling, but it still hurt the film in my opinion.
How could you take seriously a fuck with a beard and shoes like that?
The poor man's Marty McFly
>MY BEST FRIEND IS HERE
Fucking Geoff
I think they put this guy on stage so his beard would serve as a warning to Kojima.
>>380512564
WHAT THE FUCK I've never seen this before
I can only imagine how angry I'd be if I read that art book
>everything so far
>>380512991
Is this a jojo reference?
I wish I was good at photoshop so I could enhance my shitpost experience by posting fakes and shit.
>>380512879
LINK
>>380512590
The REAL Phantom Pain
>kojima literally said 'I want to make movies'
>that fucking beard
why
>>380512879
>LOADING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why is kojimaproduction site loading?
wow it's exactly what everyone predicted it would be, what a surprise
LOOK AT THE CARD
>>380512741
>It Ain't Me starts playing
What the fuck are these questions.
JORDAN SWEATING SO HARD
Website is stuck loading what did our lord and gook mean by this
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
Well that was fun, I'm going to bed
This guy is sweating buckets, holy fuck
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
ALL WILL BE REVEALED AFTER THE SHOW
>>380513193
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
>it's literally nothing
>wearing three layers on a stage in summer in LA under studio lights
what a dumbass no wonder he's sweating
>>380513028
MGS4 was great!
>>380513218
>it ain't me wasn't actually in the movie
me and my friends were waiting the entire way through we were so dissapointed
>>380513184
>>380513193
>>380513253
>>380513296
Its like this since some days ago
>>380513253
It means he'll never stop coming
>>380513235
The same questions he gets asked all the fucking time.
>yfw ISIS is interviewing Kojima
>>380513271
hes interviewing kojima he should be terrified
>>380513104
NANIIIII
I'm really happy Vogt is in charge of the mgs movie he sounds like he is so dedicated to the franchise. Kong was such a fun and cheesy movie.
Oh god it's actually happening
>>380513213
>It's a red !
IT'S HAPPENING
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kojima's dad got some good taste
>>380513101
I have it. It made me more sad and disappointed than angry.
NEW THREAD
>>380513415
>>380513415
>>380513415
>>380513253
Mine loaded, it's nothing
I dont get it?
>>380513368
Kill yourself. MGS4 was poorly written, overly drawn out trash.
>>380513271
He's high, wearing three jackets in LA, and nervous in Kojima-kun's deific presence
The website it's shit. Reload and eventually it will load. There is nothing.
if I get a 5 Chapter 3 will be released right after the interview
>>380513339
so he can hide the bombs
>its bullshit
arms tourny is starting guess theres that
KNEES WEAK
>>380512879
>FROM SAPIENS TO LUDENS
>Canavero said a new race is coming
Why does it continue to make so much sense even when it doesn't anymore?
so is kojimbo going to say anything new?
>>380513253
Why does his translator keep taking notes and watching the laptop?
Why does kojima watch the laptop when he's not speaking?
>>380513253
probably because a bunch of angry /v/ideogame nerds are trying to access the site at the same time.
WHO CARES ABOUT MOVIEEEES LMAO
>>380513193
>>380512879
>>380513253
loads fine for me?
>people here actually expecting anything outside of movie talk and a vague question or two related to metal gear
>>380513535
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380513253
Its loading for me
This fuck asks some shitty questions. Where's the dorito Pope
>>380513424
Maybe he should not wear clothes like he would do the interview on the north pole
They're going to show the MGS movie trailer arn't they?
KOJIMA SAID KOJIMBO
KOJIMA SAID KOJIMBO
KOJIMA SAID KOJIMBO
>>380513516
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE
>>380513442
It sounds like he mocks people who play vidya but has a hard-on for Kojima's brain
>>380513535
>>380505342
>Kijospanks blood drunk af
Goddamit gimme the fookin Death Stranding trailer NAO!
>>380513695
MGS4 is already out
>>380513535
OH BOY
https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/875117814490644480
OH SHIT ZOOM INTO KOJIMA'S SCREEN
>>380513535
NOT AGAIN
>>380513527
It wasn't the best in the series, but I would still say it was great.
GUISE,
WHAT IF TRANSLATOR-KUN IS CARAMEL?
>>380513819
>Kojima shitposting during his interview
>>380513535
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380513613
>>380513630
maybe the cache.
>>380513698
KOJIMA = KOJIMBO CONFIRMED
KOJIMBO IS KOJIMAS CLONE WHO WORKS ON KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS WHILE THE REAL KOJIMA STILL WORKS AT KONAMI LIKE VENOM SNAKE AND BIG BOSS
>>380513535
4 and it never happens
>>380513819
>>380513868
IT ALL MAKES SENSE HE KNEW
>>380513819
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
>>380513868
That's why he's checking the laptop.
>>380513630
Fucking phone posters need to leave.
>>380513535
>Beard: So you like movies?
>Kojima: yeah.
This is actually the gayest thing.
>>380513819
>>380513535
kek
>>380513535
YES, JACK.
>>380513940
METAL GEAR SOLID: ZERO CONFIREMD
>>380513535
>>380513819
>Kojibro a /v/tard
I knew it in my bones
>>380513819
>>380513974
Shocking.
>>380514130
At least neither of them are cringey
>>380513819
OH SHIT
>>380507832
>>380508569
To everyone's surprise, Caramel lost his ruseflame.
I was sure he'd parade threads around the year in a robotic manner, but it seems like he's had enough.
Until next time.
>>380513819
I CAN'T SEE IT WHAT DOES IT SAY
>kojima was caramel all along
>Kamen Rider
>Beard: Y'all like movies?
>Kojima: Yeah,I do!
>Beard: Same thing haha
HOLY FUCK JUST BOOTED UP THE GAME AND IT FUCKING STARTED UPDATING FUCKKKKK
>>380514345
>Caramel was Kojima's clone
>>380513819
KOJIIIMMAAAAAAAAAA
>>380513819
>yfw he's Caramel
!!!!
>>380513535
>kojimbles watched Little House
B A S E D
>>380513535
>asks a cinematically inclined game director about film
>yeah I love film man
>the yelling man is gonna hurry it up for us
>>380513535
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOput me in the screencap
>LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE CONFIRMED KINO
it's over. Everyone in the audience looks pissed.
>>380514345
>Caramel is Kojimbo, Kojimas phantom
MGSV UPDATE RIGHT NOW BOOT THAT SHIT
ANYBODY NOTICE THE RED ! ON THE FLASHCARD?!?
>>380514506
I read "little horse" and I almost had a heart attack
BOOT UP MGSV RIGHT NOW, THERE'S AN UPDATE
DIRECTORSSSSSS
>>380514630
woah....
Kojima: Stop asking me about movies you stupid paki fuck
Translator: Uh yEAH, GOOD MOVIES AND UH GOODZILLA
>>380514630
slowpoke
>>380514630
Anybody notice he entered the stage in a cardboard box? New Zone of Enders confirmed?
>>380514561
Caramel is Hideo. He took over posting in the back room while Kojima is interviewing.
>>380514565
>>380514668
LIARS, PROOF
>>380514745
This entire panel is about how movies have influenced him, what were you expecting?
>>380514565
>>380514668
Stop lying
when is the interview in eastern time
>>380513858
>kojima fags actually think MGS 4 was goodNo wonder vidya is so shit these days.
>>380514668
Fuck off
>>380514897
now
>Whole life inspired bY English Movies
>Needs translator
FUCKING STFU AND REVEAL SOMETHING WHO GIVES A SHIT
FUCK
U
C
K