RUSE THREAD
twitch tv /twitchpresents
It's nothing.
Fuck off, Caramel.
DUDE
MOVIES
LMAO
>>380513415
luden
Please. Let the pain end.
It's happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
They're not going to do anything but talk about Kojima and movies. You're not getting shit until PlayStation Experience in December.
AANNNNOOOOO
PINTO
>>380513415
Kojima is a hack who wants video games to be more like movies.
>>380513625
Post link to suicide stream
TALK ABOUT VIDYA NOT MOVIES GODDAMIIIIIIIIIIIIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
ISSOU
the final ruse, the final thread, WE WILL HAVE THE FINAL ANSWER. THE TRUE CONCLUSION.
HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN
>M-muh movies! muh film! MUH CINEMA!!
This is the thing I hate most about Kojima. I wish he'd let it go. It's the absolute worst """"art"""" form. The last thing the Japanese game industry needs is influence from modern hollywood.
>>380513625
>>380513625
suicide when?
GET IN HERE
RUSEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH IS LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING HAHAHAHAHAHA
there is a 'special event' in 2 burgers 30 fries which will feature low roar
also the kojima productions website is loading
>>380513625
You spoke big and lost hard.
It's time to let go, kiddo
>>380513625
POST THE COMPILATION
>tfw we get the same trailer as before but this time with no sound
Kojima will claim its artistic ask if we rike it and leave
didn't kojimbo speak english?
>>380513727
We knew this is what the talk would be about. They said it would be about movies.
>>380513625
RIP kiddo
This thread belongs in /tv/
>>380513625
WHY AREN'T YOU ACTING SO SMUG LIKE YOU WERE, FAGGOT? Where's the collages? Where are the insults? Fucking pussy. Grow a spine.
where is this translator
>>380513625
AAAAAAAAA CARAMELOOOOOOOOOOOO
STANDING
>>380513806
And then it finishes loading and you get to the normal website.
>>380513842
Didn't big boss speak russian?
>>380513625
WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE
F5 the kojipro website and it'll load, it's nothing.
>>380513625
get rekt
>>380513415
>>380513948
ON THE EDGE
>>380513625
RIP CARAMEL
>>380513842
Hideo yes, Kojima no.
>>380513625
>shit up the board for months on end
>try and act all humble when gets blown out of the water
No, Fuck you.
>>380513978
SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE
>>380513625
YOU PROMISED. YOULL MADE SURE TO CALL ME A KIDDO
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
>>380513842
Didn't you speak Japanese?
WHEN HEAVENS DIVIDE
>>380513970
where is proofs
The trailer!!!!!!!!!!111111
>>380513625
>And so Snake, the history of Painful Caramel...end here...
Beardo wants to suck Kojima's dick, but he won't let him
He literally just wiped his forehead with a towel.
GUYS
THE SCREEN
>>380514098
THE TIME WILL COME
>Kojima loves Yojimbo
Great taste. That's a good ass movie.
>>380513415
>>380514057
DONT SEE EYE TO EYE
>>380514072
Nothing new on there fuckmunch.
>>380513759
tHIS
all this dicksucking makes me mad
>>380513625
Sucks dude. Good run tho.
>>380513625
Caramel? Caramel?!?! CAARAMEEEEEEEEEEELLLL
ILL GIVE MAH LIFE
>>380514072
>LOADING!
>Just goes into the normal website
>>380514187
ENHANCE
>>380514101
>>380514187
Why the fuck is this guy wearing like 3 jackets at once
>>380514187
Nice shop faggot!
>>380513625
kys already faggot
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
HOLY SHIT
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
HAPPEFUCKENING!!!
>>380514187
WHOOOOO CAN READ IT?
>>380514072
WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MEAN
CARAMAL YOUR FUCKING RIGHT
>>380514187
TRANSLATOR CONFIRMED TO BE CARAMEL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Post yfw nothing happens and then Kojima says "peace" on his way off the stage.
>Tokusatsu
Kamen Rider game confirmed
>>380513625
dont say we didnt warn you, caramel.
>>380514072
>buy our tshirts and mugs
THE RUSE IS HAPPENING
>anime
KOJIMA'S A WEEB
KOJIMA'S A WEEB
KOJIMA'S A WEEB
KOJIMA'S A WEEB
KOJIMA'S A WEEB
Kamen Rider is not anime you dumb spic
>>380513625
Good job tricking dumbasses with that fake name instead of trip. Damn /v/ is full of newfags.
>>380514393
Fuck you
>>380514397
you saw that as it loaded up too? i couldn't cap it quick enough
>>380514325
IT'S OVER CARAMEL TIME FOR AN HERO
>>380514371
NOT A SHOP
https://mobile.twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/875117814490644480
>>380513625
I'm with you 'till the end Caramel-sama
>>380514393
Bah!
>>380513948
HERE I REALIZE
>>380514150
Beardo would be pretty cute without the beard honestly.
>>380514397
>http://www.kojimaproductions.jp/en/
IM NOT SEEING IT
>>380513625
You deserved it for talking big. Just follow pic related and move on like the rest of us.
Let the series live on in your memory.
>>380514393
fuck
>>380514393
fuck off
STOP PICKING HIS BRAIN GODDAMIT
>>380513625
Whether the conclusion to this is ambiguous or not, I hope you never post again. You singlehandedly ruined every Metal Gear thread you participated in. Metal Gear threads were the only good threads on /v/, and you ruined them with your inane theories and shitposting. I genuinely hope you kill yourself.
>>380514393
NOT FOR HONOR
>"I want to talk about directors for a second"
THIS IS E3
HOW ABOUT VIDEOGAMES
>>380514393
End yourself
Does Kojima look better or worse with the beard?
>>380514552
>>380514397
Fuck off retard.
Is this shit just an interview or is he going to show Death Stranding
If 4 the ruse is fake
GUYS
>>380514397
LMAO fuck you pal.
>>380514397
nigga stuck at loading did u see anything else?
>>380514393
BASTARD
>>380514393
(deleted)
>>380514694
better. he's getting older so the beard lets him age more gracefully.
>>380514393
Wow
beard guy is high as a kite on a windy day holy shit
puking in Kojima's lap soon
>>380514187
OH SHIT
KOJIPRO WEBSITE
"FROM SAPIENS TO LUDENS"
>>380514714
he already said he isn';t showing off death stranding
>>380514708
READ IT!!!!!!!!!!
>>380514660
Why do people fall for this dumb shit in the first place.
Is this what /pol/ does to people with its "meme magic"?
IS MGSV UPDATING FOR ANYONE ELSE ???
>>380514714
it's an interview, people getting hyped were fucking retarded
can this guy stop speaking chinese ?
>>380513625
Caramel, you got BTFO
>>380514404
It's playing the Death stranding teaser trailer for me.
>>380514838
Let me check
>>380514714
It's just an interview about films and cinema. This was known beforehand.
>>380514187
It's the questions you fucking retard.
>>380514838
YES HOLY SHIT HOLD ME
>>380514694
Better. 10/10 would fuck
MOVIES SURE ARE FUN TO TALK ABOUT
>>380514682
BUT FOR YOU
>>380514838
are you playing right know?
>>380514808
What was that?
What's up with all the Kojima threads lately? The dude is just chillin at E3 with his friends.
>>380514836
Its a fucking meme you stupid idiot
>>380514858
>>380514825
>>380514682
For England, Bane?
>>380514327
where is liquid carmel at
>>380514838
By anyone else you mean there won't be an update.
>>380514931
YOU'RE A BIG BOSS
>>380514725
Don't worry anon i'll take the 4, not for honor but for (you)
this sucks
>>380514813
>>380514838
Are you nuts?
I feel bad for the translator. He looks 20 and is already balding hardcore.
Wow. This interview was like the rest of E3.
FUCKING NOTHING!
>be me
>be sweating like a bastard
>wearing 10 jackets at once
>>380514694
He's manly with that beard. I would hold hands with him but he'd call me a degenerate.
>>380514818
that's the studio tagline
I swear some of you guys getting hysterical seem to have fuck all knowledge about the studio or what's been happening
Why is a garden gnome interviewing Kojima?
Oh fuck off with the movies already
IT'S FUCKING E3
mgs fags so cancerous
now they're even e-celebing some newtripfaggot
>>380515023
WENDYYYYY
damn this smug redhead is gonna be the end of my diccc :((
>>380514967
It's cool to see him chilling.
WORDS THAT KILLL
>>380514978
Yeah nice meme, I'm glad you get banned for your epic memery.
Guys, calm down. We already knew this 3pm interview wouldn't have anything DS related. It will be at 6pm as the closing act.
There are multiple videos of Kojima speaking English. Why does he always insist on a translator?
>>380514714
He tweeted a few days ago that he wasn't going to show Death Stranding.
>>380513625
can someone explain why this tripfag has so many replies and who he is?
>>380513625
I came here to laugh at you.
Thanks for the fun, Caramel. Even though nothing happened, it's been a fun shitposting ride
>>380515035
>Asian genetics
>>380514967
People can't accept that he
A) can make a bad game
B) can do something completely not-MGS related.
>>380515092
WOULD YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME
>>380515128
Yeah "English".
how long is this going to be?
>>380515074
The director for the mgs movie we gotta lick his toes if you want it though
>>380514756
not even 4chan
>>380515132
>no Death Stranding
>but didn't mention no MGSV
>kojima shares that he is excited to talk about film with the director of kong at e3
>he talks about film with the director of kong at e3
HOW DEEP DOES THE RUSE GO
>>380515134
yea,
here it is.
lurk more
THIS FUCKING TV FUCK GETS TO ASK KOJIMA ABOUT THE SHIT HE CARES ABOUT WHICH I DON'T CARE ABOUT I CARE ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ASK HIM ABOUT THE FETUS DELETUS
>>380515035
He's like forty
CHECK THE KONAMI WEBSITE RIGHT FUCKING NOOOWWWWW
>>380514838
IM CHECKING
>>380515132
He said that last E3 too.
>>380515134
some delusional tranny who feeds off attention stringing people along with some "ruse" theory on how DS is MGSV and shit. he was wrong, naturally, now hes getting shit on. Remember to post spiderman at everyone of his posts
>>380515023
Now draw Ronald Mcdonald in the same pose and let us decide
WHERE IS METAL GEAR
WHERE IS THE SILENT HILLS
WHERE WHERE
Aren't all the answers to this shitty interview literally on Kojima's wikipedia page?
>tfw PP updates and leaves you just enough time to get the new ending before Low Roar plays
OH GOD TURN ON CNN
>>380515103
The ride never fucking ends
>>380515103
>it's real
holy shit, they're gunna play to a new trailer
>>380515310
He says DS is SH
>>380515128
sorry
sorry
BTFO FOR THE LAST TIME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>380515103
goalposts, where they at?
>FOOD ANALOGY
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>380515128
His english pronunciation isn't that good and he gets nervous
>Kojima can't answer what the difference between vidya and movies is
lol
What a hack
>>380515325
The reality is sinking in
>>380515325
Metal Gear Survive was already announced
1 and nothing gets announced
>>380515128
it adds to the charismatic aura of exciting mistery this man has all around his hansome self
>>380515206
Engrish
>>380515103
This is a good point. He would have opened with the trailer if he was showing it here, to get the biggest audience. I bet it's tonight.
>>380515128
Because it's very bad Engrish, so he uses a translator because I assume he's ashamed of said Engrish.
>>380515341
HOLY SHIT HES RIGHT
ANDERSON COOPER JUST ANNOUNCED MGS6
>>380515128
Because he doesn't speak very clearly
The big news from this will be once the conversation turns to the MGS movie. Possibly about how films influence Death Stranding.
>>380515380
nah he was saying DS is MGSV
>>380515295
He did not, that's another of Caramel's lies.
>>380513625
LET
IT
GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiS1xQoQvKE
>>380513625
Laughing at your dumb ass.
>>380514838
For those who don't have the game installed https://steamdb.info/app/287700/history/
>3 months ago
Yeah fuck you.
I bet that translator's is Kojima's wife
>Be Kojima
>Watches English movies his entire life
>Has a translator
Round 2The MGSV update is the new chapter check this 5
CHECK MGO RIGHT NOW
>>380515436
8 and caramel was right
>all these people expecting him to talk about Death Stranding when he specifically said he wouldn't
Not his fault you filled in the blanks in your head.
>>380514393
looked more like this
>>380515046
He's starting to sweat through it. If he takes it off he'll look like Sweat Man.
>>380515331
>The game locks the ending again after low roar
>Metal Gear Movie
He slipped!
>>380514838
OMG!! 10 GB patch!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, DO THE KONAMI CODE ON KOJIPRO'S WEBSITE.
RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>380513625
APOLOGY ALREADY YOU FUCK
>>380515363
yep, live-orchestrated trailer. there is some tiny chance it may be one of the two we've already seen, but Kojima would have to be stupid to pull that shit.
MATTUH MAXUH
lets spam "/skip talk" on youtube chat
>>380515128
>not learning Japanese to be able to understand our lord and savior Hideo Kojima-san
Wow, how does it feel being a beta?
>>380515562
lmao
WHERE DID GEOFF GO?
WHAT IS HE PLANNING
>>380515436
5 and you get banished to the shadow realm!
sorry anon-boy
>>380515310
>some delusional tranny
How do we know Caramel is tranny?
DONT TRIGGER HIM INTO TALKING MORE ABOUT MAD MAX
>>380515610
We knew that already you moronic nigger. He's also working on it.
MAD MAX FURY ROAD
18 times
18 times
18 times
i never played or even like anything mgs related
but i'd suck this west-loving nip,he's got good taste
>>380515325
ENOUGH ABOUT MOVIES TALK ABOUT THE GAMMMMMEEE
>>380515629
didnt do shit
>>380515539
On the Mads Mikkelsen Hideotube episode he said he hasn't seen all of his movies yet because they all don't have Japanese subtitles. He's a hack.
"Next time I go into Sony to talk about the Metal Gear movie"
SONY
they sold the rights
FUCK KONAMI hoLY ShieeeeET
>>380515539
Not many weeaboos speak fluent Japanese either and they consume nothing but Japanese media.
Madu Maxu Frury Roadu!!
Making the Metal Gear movie is like making sushi--That movie is gonna suck and the Hollywood curse will continue.
WAR HAS CHANGED
>>380515683
he's FIB on leddit
GO ON MOBILE TO ACTUALLY ENTER THE SITE
HOLY SHIT I GOT A 10GB PATCH FOR MGSV
>CHAPTER 3 IT'S THE MOVIE
check this 5 for a confirmation that the ruse is real
>>380515671
he's oiling himself up for kojima
>>380515539
>Be Anon
>Watch animu in japanese his entire life
>doesn't speak japanese
Uuh..
>>380515671
He will come backfor the announcement
>>380513415
NEXT TIME POST THE INTERVIEW YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>380513637
KOJIMA, DO YOU RIKE MOVIES?
>>380515671
OH NO!
GEOFF WAS CARAMEL ALL ALONG!
>>380515539
>Be Kojima
>Watch movies dubbed
Why is he so obsessed with movie questions?
>>380515671
DORITO PEPE IS CARAMEL
>2001
>ODYSSEY TO SPACE
>>380515683
he's FIB, FIB is a tranny
>>380515708
If this adds anything to the ruse I'm going to kill my self
>>380513625
It's not happening anytime soon.
>>380515629
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT B A ENTER?
I still havent watch Mad Max Fury because the memers here ruined it for me.
GOD DAMN I CROSSED MY LEGS AND NOW ONE IS NUMB
>>380513625
your punishment must be more severe
>>380515629
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I STARTED MASHING ARROW KEYS ON KOJIMA'S SITE AND IT FLASHED A PICTURE OF LUDENS
zzzz
>>380515737
holy fuck
odyssey de space
>2001: Odyssey to Space
How fucking pleb can you be?
>>380515683
He posted pictures of himself while talking about how he is trans.
>>380515497
Death stranding is Silent Hills, which is MGS5.
You cant even comprehend how manh layers of ruse hes in right now.
>>380513625
Fake, not the real caramel.
7 and two muscular black men destroy Kojima's anus on stage.
>>380515671
HE'S HIJACKING A PLANE TO CRASH IT INTO KONAMI HEADQUARTERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>380515875
witness it
>>380515837
Because this is a panel about movies.
If there is a reveal, it'll be during the Low Roar concert.
So it's not happening after all
>>380515821
THIS IS PEQUOD
>>380515909
>he keeps repeating it
audibly chuckling
>>380515874
ITS UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A
Get on it draw fags
>>380515874
YEAH ANON
>>380515875
It's pretty good, anon
KOJIMA LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF
>bullying Kojima
DELETE
Kojima was too busy watching movies to finish MGS5
Is this Hideo or Kojima we're watching right now?
>>380515874
No.
B A and open the start menu
20 minutes for saying that kubrick is overrated as fuck
HOLY SHIT THAT COMIC WOULD BE HILARIOUS
How long is this stream going to last
>>380515875
MEDIOCRE of you
>>380515875
It's a good action movie, check it out.
WHERE GEOFF AT
>>380516017
I WANT HIM TO TALK ABOUT THE MGS MOVIE! NOT THE HISTORY OF LETS JACK OFF HOLLYWOOD!
>>380513625
is pic related making an appearance tonight?
He said "When I go into Sony to talk about the Metal Gear movie"
What does Sony have to do with it? Am I missing something?
I've never landed a get before I hope I never forget this 6
>>380516078
LIKE CARAMEL?
>somebody on the internet
THATS US!!!
YOU CAN DO IT, AUSTRALIA!
>>380515893
Kek
>>380515909
Jay-sama daisuki~
>>380516115
probably kojima
>>380516163
GEOFF IS CARAMEL
>>380516062
>>380516049
>>380516042
>>380516038
>>380516036
>>380516035
>>380516028
>>380516017
>>380515986
>>380515973
>>380515971
>>380515956
literally nothing will happen on this stage. stop, all and every single one of you. just close your youtube tab and go play some actual vidya.
>>380515737
Literally a 5 year old news
I never understood the love behind Taxi Driver. I didn't find it very engaging. I didn't hate it, but I don't see the huge following behind it. Is it because the attempted Reagan assassination?
>>380515821
do you think Geoff likes to dress like Quiet when Kojima fucks him?
THE SITE IS BACK UP WHATS DIFFERENT?
SUPA MARIO BRAZAS
>>380516035
this is pquad arriving shortly at lz
>Dorito Pope is nowhere to be seen
why the fuck isnt he questioning both of them
>>380516195
They're probably producing it
>>380516195
Sony Pictures is making it.
>>380516017
>E3
>panel about movies
what the fuck
CARAMEL IS THE CAMERAMAN
>>380516115
Kojima. Hideo will come shortly
>>380516113
not movies, movie. In fucking singular. Just Mad MAx every fucking day every fucking hour. Now I understand that his mother died
>>380516208
Dont worry I gotchu
>>380516208
Kill yourself cuck.
>>380516195
Sony pictures is making it, maybe?
>>380516115
This is Kojimbo, Hideo's clone
>>380513625
what's your favourite movie caramel :^)?
>>380516198
Deep down aren't we all homos?
>>380516195
Their subsidiary, Colombia Pictures owns the movie rights
THE SIIIIIIINNNSSS NEVER DIEEE
>>380516246
FUCK OFF AMIGO
>WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING CARAMEL
lolol
>>380516115
Kojima isn't here so its Hideo
LAUNCH MGSV ON PS4 THIS FUCKING SHIT JUST UPDATED
>"2001 and Star Wars were a crossroads for film"
>Came out 10 years apart
What is this goober talking about?
>>380516175
>>380516180
Of course!
>>380516253
>>380516180
>Metal Gear has been jew'd
Wew lads
>>380515494
Yeah, that's all I've been hyped for. Have a feeling they won't say anything though.
>>380516246
>go play some actual vidya.
Any suggestions?
What game he just mention?
>>380516180
Who is this? Looks like an old teacher of mine?
>>380516195
Owns the MOVIE rights to the franchise, not the VIDYA rights
Kojima can fiddle with MGS all he wants on FILM media
>>380515837
He's a movie director himself.
>>380516208
Check this 7 and this ruse shitshow is over
Which MG game are they adapting to film, again?
Wew
>>380516372
LIESps3 too?
CHARLES INGLES CONFIRMED BEST TV DAD
>>380513625
You were wrong where is my money?
>he's the only one in the entire country that knows about this "game"
>>380516253
TOP KEK
>>380516420
Avi Arad, movie producer involved in the MGS movie, he brought Kojima and Sutherland together.
>>380516381
5
goodbye sausage
>he keeps cutting the translator off
This translator is bad at his job.
Where is mah boy Caramel?
>There was no internet back then
HES TALKING ABOUT US!
5 and caramel is david hayter
>>380516372
It's the fucking Kojima badge for the fobs
>>380516464
DONT KNOW
>>380516460
Chapter 3: Peace
KOJIMA EMBLEM RELEASED OPEN MGSV RIGHT NOW
>>380516390
>>380516397
MGSV
>>380516462
shout pepe
is jordan just shia labeouf playing a character?
>>380516246
>playing video games
No one plays games here
>>380516462
Shout a meme homie
>>380516462
A SPY?!
>>380516462
Caramel, no murder plz
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS CHECK OUT YOUR METAL GEAR SOLID PS1 MEMORY CARDS! ITS CHANGING INTO DEATH STRANDING BLOCKS!
>>380516462
GET THE GUN AND SHOOT HIM
nothing happened
>>380516472
fuck off FIB your demented tranny ass needs to end as well
>>380516462
enjoy low roar, they are amazing live
>>380516462
How's the suffering going?
>everyone saying mgsv is updating
no screenshots
>>380516462
SHOUT "CARAMEL WAS RIGHT" AFTER THE TRAILER
>>380516525
Any chance we get any new info regarding the movie?
>>380516462
Call him gay
>>380513625
You are the reason people get their hopes up. You are the reason people get hyped over nothing.
You singlehandedly ruined any closure MGS fans had after V.
you suck Caramel. Fuck you.
>>380516397
Metal Gear Solid 2
>>380516573
Screencap it fagot
>>380516462
Shout CARAMELLL
ANON
WHAT IF YOU'RE CARAMEL
WHAT IF I'M CARAMEL
WHAT IF WE'RE ALL CARAMEL
>>380516462
Ask where Chapter 3 is
>>380516462
Shout CARAMEL
What was the alien game Kojima talked about?
GUYS ITS UPDATING RIGHT NOW! GET ON PSN
HOLY SHIT METAL GEAR AC!D 2 JUST UPDATED
>Geoff was Caramel all along
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>380515673
>>380516462
Literally ask kojima if the ruise cruise is real during the Q&A
THE PAPER GUYS.
>>380516462
PEPE
Man, is there anything more boring than a Kojima interview?
>It's all just movie talk
ZzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzz
G-guy I just stole my first nuke and got away without getting detected. Then dismantled it.
Is it Nuclear Disarmament really happening?
>>380516674
its not updating for me
>>380516657
MINE IS STANDING UP HOLY SH
>>380514838
Nope.
Just an FOB event update from yesterday.
The bonus for completing them has doubled though which I don't think I've seen before.
>>380513625
Include me in the screen cap
>>380516462
John Wilkes Boothe confirmed
HOLY SHIT PEACE WALKER STILL SUCKS
OMG GO TO OKB ZERO THE ELEVATOR IS GOING DOWN NOW
Guys I am not sure but I think Kojima really likes movies.
>>380516760
CARAMEL IS A SYMBOL
>>380516789
>>380516462
Please do this anon
Please ask him if the ruise cruise is real
Why is he talking about movies instead of his fucking VIDEO GAME?
>>380516462
Shout Caramel pls
>>380516462
oh shit... CARAMEL IS GOING TO ASSASSINATE KOJIMA!
>>380516789
this
the fuck
the updated meme is real
but it seems like a small patch tho
>When world's collide
What did Kojima mean by this?
>>380516818
It's half movie talk and half the interviewer gushing over Kojima
>>380516462
Scream caramel the trap deserves it at this point
>>380516462
Yell caramel.
>>380516671
The box gave me cancer.
But I kinda wish him and Geoff made out.
why did Konami schedule their MGSV update to launch during Kojima's interview?
Holy shit these sleazy fuck
Konami isn't just letting Kojima go, they're actively trying to demonstrate against him and prevent him from succeeding without them
Can you be any more of a dick?
KOJIMA-SAN is literally at my house and he's playing Death Stranding, AMA
>>380516820
the only platform with any chance is xbox one and that's just because it's the least selling one
>>380516830
fake news, no screencaps
the nip will keep talking about his shitty movies, and nothing will be shown
prove me wrong
>>380516932
Powerman 5000 fan.
>>380516769
Another world
The steam community page for MGSV is down. Likely a coincidence but still interesting
>>380516462
GO UP AND ASK IF DEATH STRANDING IS SILENT HILLS
>>380516923
If dubs do it
if they're going to spend all this time talking about movies can they at least talk about the MGS movie?
>westaboo
>doesnt speak english publicly
>>380516920
>Why is he talking about movies instead of his fucking VIDEO GAME?
Because they can't talk about it
Also this panel is about film.
>>380516462
CARAMEL IS ON STAGE SOMEONE STOP HIM HE'S GONNA BLOW UP
>>380513637
thanks, twitch stream is lagging like a motherfucker
>>380516462
>SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
>SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
>SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
>SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
>SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
>SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
SHOUT 'WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?'
>>380516462
IF DUBS SCREAM ABOUT THE RUSE CRUISE
>>380516462
DURING THE Q&a ASK WHO CARAMEL REALLY IS
HE KNOWS
HE TWEETS THAT FUCKER
I have seen the TRUTH.
THE XBONE VERSION JUST UPDATED ALL 100 NUKES LEFT ARE NOW IN THE NUKE TAB GO GO GO
>>380517042
>dubs on /v/
WE PASSED UPON THE STAIR
>>380516462
SHOUT VIDEOGAMES
>>380517035
This, walk up on stage and sit next to him.
>>380517016
its updating right now!
>>380516995
ask about the ruse
NOW!
>>380516920
Movies are all he really cares about, he doesn't give a fuck about video games.
>Autistics at /v/ got rused by a bigger autist (caramel)
DID YOU RIKE IT?
>>380516932
He really likes Powerman5k
>>380516995
Oh Jesus I can imagine him just waiting crouched in there, breathing heavily
How long is this interview supposed to go on for?
>>380517019
that game was fucking awful.
literally artificial difficulty: the game
>>380517029
The entirety of the Steam community seems down for me.
>>380517019
Is it good?
10GB DOWNLOAD CONFIRMED ON PS4
>>380516462
SHOUT CARAMEL
WHO /feelsbadforthetranslator/ here?
>>380516760
There's a little fucking caramel inside all of use.
We're all full of useless hope. We're all looking and non-existent light at the end of non-existent tunnels.
I just feel a Phantom Pain(TM). I've suffered enough.
>>380517029
The whole Steam community is down. Profiles don't load either.
Kojima looks like a total retard.
>>380516665
What? I am not FIB
i hate movies
That whale was clearly a nod to Moby Dick. He's up to something.
>>380517218
Proof?
>>380517185
one hour
>>380516769
Another World. It's known as Outer World in Japan and Out of this World to Americans.
>>380517202
The rest are working for me. It's just MGSV down
>>380517175
a lot actually
I can't believe I waited so long to masturbate, all because of this shit.
I'm out.
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, WHERE IS THE GAME?
>>380516995
DIGITS SAY SCREAM THAT YOU WANT METAL GEAR SOLID 6 NOW
>>380517250
A nice looking retard.
I'm all the way at the back kek.
what the fuck is happening, this is so fucking boring.
>>380517104
I know, but I've done it before. You gotta have hope
>>380517259
oh apologies, so just a different inhuman tranny.
JUST 1GB PATCH
JUST 1GB PATCH
JUST 1GB PATCH
JUST 1GB PATCH
JUST 1GB PATCH
>>380516462
No one cares about your life you gook fuck, tell us about your games not your irrelevant movies.
>wowso sdeep
this interviewer is a retard
>>380516657
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
you all can succ my dicc
>>380517375
Kill Kojima to end the ruse cruise
WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES?
>>380517218
Screenshots bih.
>there are people shitposting in the youtube stream chat like they were on 4chan
topcringe
>>380517239
same feelings eh
i hope i leave this thread and stream right now but
>There's a little fucking caramel inside all of use.
HAPPENING
>Interviewer's Kingdom Hearts shoes
>>380517309
wrong
>>380516995
IF I ROLL 5 SCREAM KOJIMA'S A HACK
LE UPDATE MEME XDD
>>380517375
JUST
SHOUT
>>380517375
BE A REAL HERO AND GET A QUESTION
16 MINUTES
>>380517103
GO GO GO GO GO
dPark is currently compiling a list of all the IPs that are simultaneously connecting to /v/, the E3 Coliseum stream, and the KojiPro website.
>>380516462
Please shout Caramel when everyone starts cheering
WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT FILMS AND E3???????
WHERE IS THE VIDYA?
>Hideo spoils a movie
WHAT THE FUCK KOJIMA
DICK MOVE
>>380517231
Because kojima is making it hard for him, or because he is balding lol?
Why exactly is Kojima at E3 talking about movies?
>2001 is his favorite movie
pleb
>>380513625
Lol
>Kojima says he won't be talking about the Death Stranding
>/v/ still shows up to complain about no Death Stranding
You guys played yourself.
MGSV UPDATED
>>380517337
>>380517337
>>380517337
DISCUSSION THREAD.
KEEP MGSV DISCUSSION TO THAT THREAD, LEAVE THIS THREAD TO KOJIMA
THANKS
DID YOU RIKE IT?
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THE SITE LOADED WHAT THE FUCK
>>380517375
YELL
PEPE
>>380517452
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM
HERE'S TO (you) NICOLA AND BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>>380517309
You are wrong
Why is there a countdown in the back?
HOLY SHIT THE XBOX 360 VERSION JUST UPDATED WITH A TRAILER FOR METAL GEAR SOLID 6 : SILENT DEATH STRANDING HILLS!
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES
>>380517193
>>380517208
it's from a different era, where trial-and-error discovery was considered valid 'gameplay'.
>>380517558
>hideo kojima
>vidya
NEW THREAD
>>380514948
>>380514948
>>380514948
It's adorable how excited he gets talking about movies :3
>>380517670
nowhere
>>380517548
MGS7 CONFIRMED
Why are we all still here? Just to suffer?
>work on death stranding
>there is some part you're wanting to confirm with the director
>he starts talking about movie shit for the next 4 hours
>fires you the next day because the game isnt finished yet
It is being cringey as fuck.
>>380517421
OH WOW SUCH AN EPIC TROLL BRO xD
Nobody believes you
What's the brand of glasses Kojima wearing?
>>380517743
it's not, no one knows those movies.
he just looks like a retarded nerd
>>380517375
TFW THIS PERSON LITERALLY HAS THE POWER TO SHOUT ANYTHING FOR KOJIMA TO HEAR RIGHT NOW, INCLUDING "CARAMEL!"
>>380517579
Because he is making it hard for him. Anyway is this the first time you ask this question? I had a dejavu.
>>380517737
Wtf archived. Nvm
Caramel please post your bare legs when this is all over.
>>380516379
2001 is probably the greatest film ever made, it's been copied for decades, most recent of which was that movie Interstellar.
>>380517589
>>380517375
YELL WHO IS CARAMEL
>>380517882
Persols maybe
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES
>>380517375
SCREAM CARAMEL
METAL GEAR
>>380513625
YOU WERE WRONG, WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY KIDDO????
>>380517902
>No one knows 12 Angry Men or The Exorcist
>John Carpenters Halloween
Finally a movie I can get behind.
>>380517964
IT'S A RUSE, BRAH
>>380517375
You need to shout caramel
>>380517882
Rusemans
yeah fuck Kojima, he isn't allowed to have hobbies or talk about them EVER
i'm a dumb fucking faggot and he needs to make video games for me all the time
>>380517615
This has been here for a couple of days now
HE WILL TALK ABOUT METAL GEAR FINALLY!
How exactly is Kojima making his games since MGS4? Watcing two movies a day and shaking hands with Hollywood directors from time to time?
>>380516820
I don't think it'll ever happen.
Most FOB's with nukes are pretty tough and failing causes a blockade for 24 hours.
Caramel, make new thread.
>>380518090
WEW
>>380517902
>no one knows those movies.
you're the one looking like a retard, kid
>>380517375
this nigga literally just took a photo of his monitor
>People talking about Caramel in the youtube chat
I SEE YOU
THE TRUTH HAS COME
HE JUST SAID METAL GEAR IS ABOUT HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HE'S HIDING MGS5 IN PLAIN SIGHT
>>380518251
Its got to be you babe.
>>380517912
In nosebleed seats here, packed house. I don't think anyone would hear me. I did yell "Kojima" at Geoff this morning though.>>380517912
>>380518201
>me unironically
>>380518341
shut up
>>380518310
CARAMEL?
>>380518341
Fake
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>380518239
>>380518341
>>380518341
DUDUDUDE OMG MGSV LMAO
Has /V/ come to?
>>380518341
HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. YOU REALLY HAVE SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE
>>380518440
Nah
>>380517992
Interstellar was literally 2001 a space odyssey but for retards.
It takes zero risks, handholds you all throughout the movie and explains literally everything vocally instead of just showing it.
It's a shame because I really liked the first half of the movie, and seeing some parts are very emotional and well made, but the movie just absolutely shits itself on the legs in the final parts.
2001 is also far from perfect but it is filled with atmosphere and doesn't treat you like a retard.
>>380518341
Caramel, just rest. You've fought hard enough.
>>380518341
HOLY SHIT MGS5 JUST APPEARED IN MY GAME LIBRARY WTF?!
>>380518341
>>380518341
Don't do this to yourself.
>>380518341
He doesn't work for Konami anymore and is already working on another project. It's over.
>Kojima just cutting him off over and over again
What a fucking trainwreck. Muh films.
>>380518341
HE KEEPS DELIVERING
>all this caramel postin in plebchat
>>380518491
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CARAMEL IS KOJIMA
HOLY FUCK ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT US
>>380518308
This
>>380518341
>talks about how he always wanted to be an astronaut and it didn´t work
>kojima productions/ds is with an astronaut as the mascot
deepest lore
>>380518341
Dude stop, the pain is making you a demon
What is Caramel's actual trip?
>>380518341
you forgot to take your trip off faggot
>>380518341
Never change, based caramel. I still believe you.
>>380518341
Oh, Caramel
Should I reinstall MGSV?
>>380518640
the one that begins with 3z
>>380513625
this guy
deep
>>380518640
Mine
>WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT
>>380518681
YES
>>380518341
Caramel you goofy fuck
>>380518412
DO NOT yell anything caramel related
but you SHOULD yell something immortalizing, like "4CHAN LOVES KOJIPRO" or something like that. DO IT
Why are still here? Just to Caramel?
METAL GEAR IS EL TOPO
SOLID MOLE
>El Topo
Yeah
>El Topo
>mysterious black clad figure wanders in a western landscape
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERES NEW THREAD
>>380518640
!!3ZzvK//z/zU
>>380518705
Oh okay thanks, I thought that might be a fake.
>>380518341
You are a sad, sad human bean
>>380518341
Just let yourself rest, we'll make diamonds from your ashes.
>>380518341
>boring stream with 7500 viewers
>plain sight
nah
>>380518925
SHOUT THIS AT KOJIMA
This idiot is going to ask how every movie in existence influenced MG. Who cares.
combatto gamu
I'm going to kill myself
>>380513415
>Metal Gear is El Topo
What? Damn that's such a dope ass movie. it's considered the 2001 of Hispanic cinema
>>380519117
>>380519117
>>380519117
NEW THREAD
EL POLLO DIABLO
>>380518861
The time I've wasted... the faith I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?
>>380519134
Do it.
>>380519134
fake and gay
Can confirm nobody clapped for El Topo.
>>380519134
Wrong trip m8
>>380519134
Me too
>>380519134
>not real caramel
Why are we still watching this shit? Is this actually interesting?
>>380519134
You're not Caramel. Do it anyway.
>>380519408
No, it's absolutely nothing. We're just desperate.
>phantom pain
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
IT'S HAPPENING
damn this a serious ass question
>>380519275
Fucking plebs.
MGS2 Remake confirmed
>arguing with his translator
Kek
I have not played MGS-V yet since I heard about this possible ruse. It is sitting in my Steam-Libary for a while now since I got it very cheap in a sale It was very painful to wait until E3. If this ruse is fake, I can at least start playing and be disappointing at the end of the game.
>Changes with the times
>uh... yeah dude... haha...
Movie directors need to hang.
>>380519823
the gameplay is god tier anon but without the ruse the story is 6/10
disgusting beard
DUDES MGS9 CONFIRMED FOR SWITCH
>>380520062
The ruse is the best part
>>380513625
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>380520212
I'll go out and buy a Switch right now.
>Onaholewalker
What the fuck kojima, Caramel was right!
God damn I hate this shitty director