KOJIMA WILL HINT EVERYTHING TODAY HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!! Hype Thread.
Tonight's the night
The Sony conference did not fair well, the final line from Shawn felt intentional, he knew exactly what he was doing. I want to believe it was done purposefully and they would only be so cruel if they knew the cruelty would be compensated soon afterwards.
I hope today finally puts us at peace.
>>380469580
You lost, Caramel.
he already gave us all the hints we need
>>380469580
I hope you're right, i know you received so much hate the last days. But i'm sure that 90% of /v/ were hoping everything you wrote was true.
>>380470243
Nah, 90% of /v/ were hoping to see him get BTFO
>>380470243
>>380470395
2nd poster is right. Caramel was an asshole about his bullshit theories the entire time. Get ready for goal post moving and back peddling.
>>380469580
>I hope today finally puts us at peace.
I know someone will be at peace today :^)
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>380470395
Yeah, it's easy to be on that side.
>>380469580
Livestream suicide when
>>380469580
>he's still here
kek
>>380469580
>The Sony conference did not fair well
TUMBLING DOWN
Timo, du kannst ruhig reinschreiben.
>>380471760
Ja, Timo soll sagen was er zu sagen hat
>>380471760
Sag was du sagen musst Timo.
Literally can't wait for caramel to commit sudoku.
Urăsc țiganii.
>>380471882
Meine Fresse, das ist jetzt ne Überraschung.
>>380469580
>>380471105
i'm laughing so hard, this fucking autist keeps going lmao
>>380469580
SORRY FAGGOT BUT YOU LOSE, ITS OVER
>>380469580
Are you going to admit to being wrong?
Are you going to admit Dr. Canavero is not related to any kojima ruse and is only just crazy?
Are you going to admit Survive is a real game?
Are you going to admit the Ford Ad was just a coincidence?
Are you going to admit you known nothing of Corporate law?
Are you going to admit you don't know how pre-ordering works?
Are you going to admit you don't know how game development works?
Are you going to admit Loud Roar is just a random band whose's music Kojima decided to use for the trailer?
Are you going to admit Kojima was fired?
>>380470046
>a literal fucking no one is suddenly in all of kojimas games
So what do you guys think here escort rates are?
>>380469580
>the final line from Shawn felt intentional
You see what this shithead is doing? He's future-proving himself to TGS. And after nothing fucking happens then he will create another delusion that will push him further to 2018 E3 and then further until he's proven wrong when Death Stranding (real name, real game) is finally released.
We are going to see a lot of caramel this upcoming YEARS I'm afraid.
>>380472691
Caramel will become our phantom
>>380469580
SUICIDE
SUICIDE
SUICIDE
>>380469580
>imagine being this delusional
>>380469580
Im very disapointed you jumped ship after the sony conference and left us beliebers to take all the shit... any way this just popped up on twitter
>Watch it! My life is downhill after this
Could it mean something?
>>380472272
>>380472691
>>380472612
>>380473452
I'm not here to fight anons, if anyone got excited for the ruse because of my posts I apologize, I did not want people to be disappointed, I was hoping to spread my excitement but it did not pay off. Perhaps in the coming hours we can finally rest.
>>380469183
Please do not bully the caramel.
>>380473539
HAHAHABAHAHAABABAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHA HOW DID IT TASTE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>380469580
Youre about to get BTFO a second time. We're gonna need that link to the suicide thread
>>380473539
KILL URSELF LMAO
>>380473885
>>380473931
Calm down faggots, I think he has finally come to terms with this shitfest.
>>380473539
>>380473539
Hes broken cant you see it? this is what real phantom pain feels like. A Caramel deprived of his V can some one post the image please? Kek
>>380473539
Your "excitement"? You mean calling everyone who didn't believe imbeciles and retards? You will start this cycle again soon.
>>380473539
>he actually apologized
Thank you, sir.
Now, seriously, take a second to re-read some of the posts you dismissed over the past months and think about why you were so sure of yourself while others told again and again how silly this whole thing was.
Now, if only FiB could come here and see the light. Or has he actually killed himself?
>>380473539
post your face when reality is catching up to caramel and we literally gave him depression now that he realizes he is the ony who is eternally BTFO
we can wait a few hours for the Kojima+Jordan+Geoff segment, but then...
NEXT POST YOU MAKE BETTER HAVE A PIC OF A HAND HOLDING A ROPE ATTACHED
>>380473539
At least you're honest, but you should have sad that you hope that all this will happen and not that you are sure about it. That's why every idiot child in here hated you so much afterwards.
>>380473539
Fuck you nigger. You shat on every anon calling on your bullshit, you derailed threads, samefagged like a madman, spawned more autistic tripfags. Stop posting anytime.
Who is Caramel and why should I care about him? It's not like half the people on this site aren't out of their fucking minds anyways, this is everyday shit here.
>>380473539
You're a decent tripfag.
>>380473539
Don't worry caramel, you may have been an ass sometimes but I know you meant well, and it was fun seeing ruse threads on /v/ again whether or not anything comes of it tonight.
>>380474623
>spawned more autistic tripfags
succ my diicccc
>>380474198
>apologized
more like:
IF you guys got too excited because of me, WELL I GUESS I APOLOGIZE BECAUSE THE RUSE WILL ONLY BE REVEALED AT THE NEXT TGS!
>>380471760
>>380471882
>>380472060
>>380472213
IHR NORMIE HURENSÖHNE
what if... this "caramel" character is nothing but a kojima goon, part of the ruse, master of meaningless 4D underwater backgammon and supreme shitposter?
I can't wrap my mind around the reasons why an individual would do all this pro-bono
>>380474270
>>380474753
>WELL I GUESS I APOLOGIZE BECAUSE THE RUSE WILL ONLY BE REVEALED AT THE NEXT TGS!
*Seinfeld music starts playing*
>>380473539
Whatever happened to all you "evidence" you cunt. The "evidence" wouldn't be there if the ruse wasn't real, thats what you said. So where is the ruse kiddo?
>>380473757
>>380473885
>>380473931
>>380474092
>>380474108
>>380474154
>>380474198
>>380474270
Look at all those kids.
>>380474912
put your trip back on you pussy
When actually is the interview?
>>380469580
>>380473539
I just hope there is a livestream of this.
>>380474828
raste halt aus
S U I C I D E
U
I
C
I
D
E
>>380474995
Now look at this turk
>>380474753
nah he is not acting like his usual autistic asshole even the anti carmel fags can tell, its sad desu
>>380473539
YOU BETTER BE READY TO TAKE EVERYONE'S DICKS YOU FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>380475046
Thas not his tip newfag
>>380474828
>>380475051
Eben, ganz ruhig. Unterhalten wir uns doch wie gescheite Personen.
>>380475042
Pacific Time
>>380474829
makes think 2bh
>>380475414
That was his previous trip before it was exposed so he switched to another, check the archives, newfag
>>380475492
>Pacific Time
>PT
>>380475264
so? caramel better do the right thing. we've been expecting his livestreamed suicide for so long, he better give it to us, lest we feel phantom pain over this incident ;)
>>380474829
>>380474912
>haha im so above it all
Literally kill yourself along with the tripfag
>>380475773
What the fuck is PST bullshit. Use CEST you disgusting americans
>>380475921
that's true, but there's only one ! as opposed to 2
>>380472618
Joosten literally has a fetish for short Japs. She'd probably fuck Kojima for free just because looking at him makes her so horny she can barely contain herself.
>>380475773
Watch it be like that late night Konami special where no release date was announced and everyone was pissed.
>>380476291
And, what does that matter? He said he would kill himself, so everyone expect that.
This is the thread when some anon figured out his trip and he was forced to use a new (the current) one.
https://boards.4tan.org/v/thread/377024940
>>380476203
I'm not above of it all, but i'm sure i'm above of every 13 years old kid, because i'm very sure that everybody wanted all those things caramel wrote to be true, but nobody wants to admit it. Hope you are above them too.
>>380476806
Kys yourself faggot
>>380476806
>i'm very sure that everybody wanted all those things caramel wrote to be true
No one can be this deluded, Kys
>>380476806
E N D Y O U R L I F E
>>380476134
woah so edgy wanting an hero in live stream... this is >>/v/ not >>/b/ newfriend
That said i dont really what happens to Caramel posting since it was a fun ride, this threads were hilarious
>>380473539
Too little too late.
I'd like you to guarantee me this, from now on.
Fuck off with the tripcode, stop spamming the same posts every time. Don't try to redirect MGS threads, without tripcode, into Death Stranding ruse cruse just to then quickly show up with the same things, under the tripcode.
It's fun to theorize, it's fun to argue about these insane things, yet you made it not fun. You just got annoying.
>>380477181
>it was an autistic ride
Fixed that for you
>>380476872
>>380476950
>>380476981
NECK YOURSELVES SCUM
Kojima here.
Don't you worry :)
>>380477260
>he literally told everyone they were wrong, called them autitsts and kiddos, screamed how we were getting btfo at e3
>got crushed in the wake
>apologized
>and now we are expected to just be ok with it
Yeah nah, end your life you fuck. You got rekt hard kiddo.
>>380477423
t. Butt devastated caramel
>>380469580
KILL SELF KILL SELF KILL SELF !
>>380476489
dude, reading through the "different" caramels talking to each other is surreal. i wonder how many people in total are involved in the identities of Caramel/FIB
>>380469580
>he still believes his shitty ruse
trannies are really mentally ill
Has a tripfag ever been destroyed this hard before?
>>380476806
>I'm not above of it all, but i'm sure i'm above of every 13 years old kid, because i'm very sure
dude wat
>>380469580
You'll still be wrong and I'll still be laughing
>>380476872
>>380476950
>>380476981
>haha merely pretending!
>>380477423
Do it you fucking cake boy, it's your only way out.
>>380473539
>"CANT WILL YOU FUCKING NON-BELIEVERS ARE ENTERNALLY BTFO AT E3"
>he himself was btfo
>"i-i-im really sorry to disappoint guys, i was just really excited"
what a faggot.
>>380469045
can I get european time?
>>380478510
Its in 4 bongs
>>380473539
AHAHAHAHAH
>sorry guys i was just excited
Nope. Not enough. You deserve all the hate
Fucking faggot kill yourself
You were wrong AGAIN
where's my fucking money
>>380469580
Jesus Christ can mods ban this guy
Well caramel, were you saying?
>no Death Stranding gameplay
What the fuck.
Also
>muh close up shoulder QTE TPS games where the game takes over control every 3 seconds (climbing somewhere, moving something, appearing at a location, etc)
RIP consoles 2017-2018
>That Insurgency Sandstorm (PC) though.
>>380473539
Lots of times he was a dick, and it was impossible to talk with him. But if it wasn't for him, the E3 would have been the most pure shit, but ended being fun.
Give the man some credit.
So what did we learn?
>>380479831
report all tripfags
>>380479910
Bingo
>>380473539
You're holding on to the tiniest thinest string of deluded hope just barely coping with the burning desire to kill yourself
Well don't, nobody wants you alive
>>380479831
that Caramel was the villain we needed
>>380470243
Not really, Caramel is an asshole who just screams loud whenever someone disagrees with him. It's more accurate to say 90% of /v/ were just stringing him along so that he makes a bigger sound when he falls.
>>380469580
post your caramels
https://youtu.be/0kO27HpFDHk
>>380479739
Personally, I'm having a blast with all these anons prompting the stupid tripfag to kill himself. Thanks Caramel! Just remember to stream it live.
>>380470046
You don't need to make a huge fucking infograph to circle the obvious shit. You literally wasted your time, brainlet.
>>380469580
Can Caramel's hole get any bigger?
I hope after tonight, I can finally rest at peace. I may make fun of the ruse cruisers, but somewhere inside I want chapter 3/a better end to the MGS series also
CARAMEL DONT LISTEN TO THOSE FAGGOTS!!!! They loved your threads. You wrote down everything they wanted to come true, you had the falls to do it, you gave them a last hope. But they didnt want to admit it. It's easier to go with the 12 y o haters. They feel the same pain you do. Just ignore them.
>>380480301
Kys phone poster
>>380473539
Then you shouldn't have dismissed everyone's posts like an asshole.
>>380480301
>>380476806
t. caramel
>announce a game
>split it into three parts for whatever reason
>release the first 8 minute multiplatform part on a custom engine for $40
>fake your own departure from the company and an entire developmental war
>release the second multiplatform part on a custom engine for $60, but make it look like it was cut to pieces by time constraints
>create the third part of your game, but pretend it was canceled
>go on stage at places and make fun of your company (which you are pretending to have left)
>fake a first party studio for a major publisher
>create the third part of your game in secret secret which is actually your last mock canceled game
>do this on a different engine
>cap it off by making the third part an exclusive
I can see why you believed him
>>380479739
>E3 was fun
nigga i didn't even watch it and it was still shit from the few trailers of the most prominent games i've seen. like, i had at least an ounce of hope for the new AC and it's absolute fucking irredeemable trash, not even for WE WUZ KANGS but the actual gameplay is soooooo fucking shit, like something as fucking simple as a HUD looks like it was made by a fucking ADHD retard who couldn't even design a good looking UI to begin with. what the FUCK
spider-man was another one i wanted to see and it was pretty mixed. i won't be playing it either way but while it has a few things i like, there's so many cancerous gameplay mechanics
>>380479928
I do anon. The threads are entertaining and I'm looking forward to the next batch. Feel free to leave the thread, hide it and filter his trip.
Imagine that, not a kiddo in sight
>>380480601
>you believed him
No one believe him at all, all the threads has been people proving him wrong and laughting at him.
>>380479417
A public ban would be amazing.
>>380480792
No, it would be Justice, rightful punishment.
>>380479739
NO, WE WANT AN HERO
>>380480674
Did you even read the rest of my post? The E3 was the most pure shit, but I had fun with all the Ruse threads.
>>380469580
why are you and your faggots so autistic?
>>380478628
how long will it be?
>>380480017
>It's more accurate to say 90% of /v/ were just stringing him along so that he makes a bigger sound when he falls.
accurate
>>380480301
You are a total faggot.
>>380480718
You are punk too.
Set yourselves and the tripfag on fire and make sure you run real fast to escape the flames.
I remember one time caramel told that I was to young to understand the world because I didn't believe one of his 5 pictures he spammed for literal months
Will the Kojimbo stuff be on the main channel or some separate one?
>>380481167
>too young to understand the world
>tripfags on a mongolion shitposting forum to spread his wild head canon
>>380481110
It's supposed to be 1 hour I think
>>380481167
kek
>>380481216
colosseum stuff is on the gameslice channel
>>380481012
>E3 would have been the most pure shit, but ended being fun.
that's what you typed. so, outside of what may have been subjectively going on in your insignificant head, what part of the actual event had any semblance of 'fun'?
>>380481216
I think it's dorito pope stream E3 Coliseum 2017 at gameslice channel (the same where youtube @ e3 was hosted)
Kojima will be there at 3:15pm PST
>>380481167
He was right anon. Caramel is a genius of our age, our grandchildren will learn about him. The grand videogame-ruse of 2015-2022.
>>380480073
way better than I expected
>>380481391
I typed this: "But if it wasn't for him, the E3 would have been the most pure shit, but ended being fun."
Just pointing out that he put into the E3 some fun speculation in the threads.
>>380473539
Imbecile.
>>380481987
>he put into the E3 extreme autism that no one cared about
Fixed that for you caramel
>>380481987
Why has everyone made Caramel into a retarded board celebrity over this past month?
This retarded attention whore has posting his shit for nearly two years now and for some reason you decided to give him the attention he craved this time?
He posted this shit every big gaming event and got ignored until now.
WHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAA
HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>380482582
I don't know, I just know of his existance for the past 2 weeks.
>>380482582
Nah, someone else started it all a few years ago. Hes just an autist that latched onto that copypasta and used a trip.
WORDS THAT KILL
i still can't believe kojima managed to make a game so disappointing people turned mentally ill
>>380483249
Videogamer PSTD
>half /v/ trying to hide that they didn't watch the long Python videos, weren't checking Kojima's twitter like crazy and weren't actually debating about the ruse.
>>380483226
Fuck, I love Mentos.The fruit ones.
>>380483249
they were mentally ill before the game came out
>shitpost every day that it will be the best game of all time
>make retarded autistic theories for more than two years
>constant hype threads
>build a perfect image of a perfect game in their heads
Then the game came out, it was great, but handled the theme of revenge in a very different way than they expected so they went mad from disappointment
Lessons learned:
- don't watch Kojima trailer 30 times and make/ read retarded theories about every single detail
-don't go in expecting it to be exactly what it seems
>>380483607
>he thinks people actually watch that pants on head retards videos
Haha no
>>380483731
Maybe you no, but it happened.
>>380483827
Im only replying because itll bring more attention and youll get banned faster
>>380483667
/thread
>>380483827
(you)
>>380483607
lmao this, everyone was on the ruse cruise and we loved every second of it
>>380483827
>>380483919
At least our mothers will live for at least another night.
>>380483667
kek
pretty much
>>380483827
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi io oi io io oi
>>380484037
>>380483607
t. caramel desperate struggle to not feel like a complete moron
u r not red-e
>>380483872
>implying tinfoil fedoras aren't a minority
how far away are you from the rational world?
>>380469580
You need legit help man.
Caramel! Keep fighting! Female anon here. You are amazing and brave. Don't give up! For nothing can stop you! That's Ayn Rand's motto!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
DID MGSV UPDATE?
MGS5 CONFIRMED
>>380469580
>>380484383
Kojima's 2ch and 4chan handle was always NoPlaceForHideo but nice try faggot.
>>380484487
t. Caramel
remember when caramel called people children and imbeciles because they didn't believe his "evidence" that basically amounted to kojima smiling during an interview?
>>380473539
I fucking told you a billion times to take that faggot tripcode off and to wake the fuck up and realize that what happened in real life with Kojima was boring and not as insane as your fanfic, you little cunt.
I hope it's dawning on you now just how much of a cancerous fuck you were being. Fucking stop it already, take the trip off and never put it back on.
>>380469580
I believe you
>>380484592
That's HIdeo, idiot, Kojima is busy
Watching this thread make me rrealize this image is more real than ever
>>380480270
>>380469580
It really is happening
>>380485042
Pacific time
post yfw the only bridges is the one caramel jumps off of
>>380476424
Doujin when?!? I need one.
>>380473757
These posts are made by that tripfag himself right?
I mean, who the fuck cares about that guy?
>>380485159
who is this weird slut
I can't wait
>>380485124
idiot
>>380485042
when will we be freed from the tyranny of pacific time?
>>380485159
lol
>>380485206
BROTHERRR
>>380485334
VENOMOUS!!!
>>380485124
That's just what they want you to think, then BANG! Rused.
So Caramel came back, huh
>>380480073
Holy fuck this was good
>>380485425
FUCKING SOLIDUS CARAMEL
>>380473539
hey caramel can you post that compilation of posts you made that you were going to post when you were proven right?
What will you do when Caramel is right?
>>380485042
Delusion. If they had written out "Pacific Time", I'm sure you would have just circles the "P" and "T" anyways, even though this is a show in Las Angeles and it makes perfect sense for them to use PT.
>>380485540
He won't be
>>380485619
succ my diccc
>>380475492
Link? Will it be on Kojima's YouTube channel, or what?
Is there a live stream? What time?
>>380470046
she isn't gonna be a female protagonist.
>>380469580
Holy shit I'm literally crying
You can't be this fucking retarded
How many hours until Kojima goes live?
>>380485791
Caramel hasn't update us with the suicide stream yet
>>380485425
My favorite Caramel is here now only FIB remains.
>>380469580
What the fuck
keptcha waiting huh?
>>380485540
He already was 100% right. I'm playing the return to camp omega content right now on my game
E3 Coliseum 2017 at gameslice channel (the same where youtube @ e3 was hosted)
Kojima will be there at 3:15pm PST
>>380485921
He's either just going to disappear from /v/ after the stream or he's going to find new crazy theories that "explain" why the ruse is still going on.
>>380485775
>>380485791
>>380485849
It will be on Twitch's official Twitch stream in 3 hours
>>380486147
also this
>>380486165
Hopefully he will be banned by them, /v/ can tolerate tripfags only so much
>>380477792
FROM /V/ TWO CARAMELS WAS BORN
>>380469580
Your autism is applaudable
I hope you're right Caramel, even if I highly doubt anything will happen.
But I still hope.
>>380486293
>he hates people having fun
>he delibertly goes in threads where people have fun to ruin their fun
>>380486591
He was already wrong twice
>>380469580
neck yourself
>>380486594
>Extreme autism
>Fun
You clearly have a very distorted concept for fun
>>380469580
>us
KILL
YOURSELF
ALREADY
>>380485196
if you dont care about caramel why the fuck are you in this thread faggot
>>380469580
Called out.
>Non-believers didn't enjoy some of the comfiest and fun threads of the year.
>>380486775
>accuses others of autism
>can't help himself but click that one thread that annoys him out of tens of others
>ford commerical call me mention yet your eyes when they can just the REAL MGS5 and Mads are you. She ripped together or not it physical called for you.
The as "we're ass hole that character. The hospital and then asked this pic a lot of you need.
It's become a "messiah", he "wanted top brands for TPP's first time then it's the GzHelicopter never fired.
Both him and the series timeline beyond cutscene, it like the out of the information he worst. Then othere will go do this guy one who claustrophobic environment deserve they respect Kojima Producions you want the only exists during doctor if Big Boss was songs on the name "Kojima warned home he responsible for it.
The Camp Omega ending? To ruse and second Death Stranding about shit in Shining from triple AAA game.
Hence will should be rather body
>kojima leaven, Big Boss (now returning is not year.
In Zanzibarland told him by the wants are so much about if you naysayers is an original a nuke from triple AAA game develop as made sever crashing down on the seen all of the for TPPEndingFinish or GzHelicopter is still 3 we promise.
>new playstation exclusive. And KONAMI still functioning will fans, sure they.
>>380473539
>we
KILL
YOURSELF
ALREADY
Kojima isn't going to talk about Death Stranding at all you fucking morons, it's a conversation about movies. Do you seriously think he's gonna randomly stand up and go "WELL ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, TIME TO TALK ABOUT MY NEW GAME!"
Stop constantly setting yourselves up for disappointment
>>380469045
Game trailers at E3 are dead and done are they?
How come this ruse is still alive? Enlighten me.
Mgs6 confirmed faggots
>>380487028
Nobody really spects DS.
D E L I C I O U S
>>380486775
Reading extreme autism is pretty fun though
>>380487001
>The as "we're ass hole that character
>>380487028
Dorito pope will force him to talk though, since he's such a Kojimadrone, he asked about MGS and Death Stranding shit at the movies and videogames convention
>>380469045
Fucking hell. Give it up already.
Where were you when Caramel got BTFO by spiderman?
ca
>>380487028
>talk about movies
>at a video game conference
>with the guy whos making the metal gear movie
>low roar is playing
Do people really believe his "not showing ds" lies?
can someone link me the livestream?
>>380487392
cute pic
>>380473539
>Perhaps in the coming hours we can finally rest.
Oh shit he is going to shoot up the place while kojimba is streaming.
>>380487412
does Kojima have any say for what happens in the movie? Kinda curious, and don't know much about it
>>380487651
Yes. Konami sold the movie rights like 20 years ago.
>>380469580
>>380473539
>>380475492
>>380477436
>>380483827
>>380485206
>>380485334
>>380485425
>>380487001
Caramel what are your last words?
>>380469045
Mr. Jackpot
,
>>380471313
Underrated post
>>380487603
RUN KOJIMBO
>tfw been in the ruse cruise since day one
I got to a point i dont care if nothing happens after all. Its been fun and painful at the same time, but more important, its been entertaining and exciting. Never a game has cause this much conspiracy, i apreciate the game even more now.
Kojima will talk in just a few hours. Lets join together for one last ride on the cruise.
Im gonna miss these threads.
>>380487093
Caramel not being able to face reality which is that there is no ruse and that his 5 minutes of /v/-"fame" have ended.
Neck yourself already, you stupid waste of human flesh.
>>380488045
me too let's go
>>380487380
the Pope won't even be on stage. Have you watched any of the Coliseum talks? All he does is the announcements
STANDING
>>380485812
sourace?
>>380469580
>>380473539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDJIZkZ7L3I
Thread theme
>>380488045
desu when I say that MGSV is my favourite game of all time I include all the trailers, all the hype, all the discussions and shit. I fucking loved all this, including the game.
>>380469045
Does anyone know which channel they're streaming on? I would assume the Playstation channel
>>380488589
The Geoff one.
Could someone confirm if Kojima will actually announce anything?
>>380488045
>>380483827
I bet you're wrong.
>>380488862
we don't know.
When does the dorito pope and kojimbo thing start and will it be streamed on Twitch?
>>380488310
He's literally on stage talking to people right now.
'member when we spent the Christmas eve to watch Kojima reveal a chick hat?
T'was the good days.
>>380469045
>HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>380488045
>Lets join together for one last ride on the cruise.
>>380488045
It's not even about the theories, they were great and fun it was the fact that Caramel was such a sperg when laying them out to people. The whole ruse cruise was a nice experience.
>>380489106
I remember the among of salt.
the good days indeed.
WAIT, IS THIS THE FINAL RUSE CRUISE THREAD????
How many hours from now will this start? Where can I watch it?
>>380489276
Who knows
Hopefully it is, for good or bad
>>380489138
DownCoop is funny and sad at the same time. :(
>>380489343
2-3 hrs?
>>380489276
Yes
Caramel made it as a last farewell before he kills himself.
YOU SHALL BE ASHAMED OF YOUR WORDS AND DEEDS
>>>380489440
45 minutes till convo
4 hours till Low Roar concert.
>>380489467
I wonder how he will off himself, the classic rope?
>>380489343
Been mentioned several times ITT
STANDING
>>380488045
o-one last time /v/ros....
>>380473539
>I'm not here to fight anons
yeah that's easy to say after you spent 2 months acting like a total fuckwit asshole cunt nigger to everyone who even implied you weren't right
fuck you faggot
>MGS ruse cruise thread
>just a bunch of annoying newfags responding to a tripfag
Fuck all of you.
>>380489276
See you at tgs hehehe
>>380489276
Its been an honor and a disgust posting with you all. Farewell and i hope you die peacefully.
Also chico is quiet.
WHAT FUCKING OUTLET
WHERES THE FUCKING LINK
I dont want to miss caramel getting BTFO
>>380489670
Worst, its the tripfag talking to himself
>>380489670
>calling other people newfags when he doesn't realize caramel has been shitting on every mgs thread for nearly a year
>>380489556Sticks and ropes anon
>>380489276
Standing in the Shadows of love
>>380489670
>he doesn't know who caramel is
>calls me the newfag
l:ol
>>380476285
The world revolves around us. We'll count in hamburgers if we feel like it m8
>>380489276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pPXuFNGEr8
I remember the first time watching this trailer, it was magical.
I didn't know anything about MGS back then, but after watching it feel like I've watched years of legend and tales in a single trailer, after that I played all the MGS games in a few days
>>380489276
F
standing :c
>>380488045
It was a good ride, brother.
Let's go. One more time
>>380489276
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
>Metal Gear Solid: Death Stranding
>You play as big boss
>The world in the trailers is a nightmare that boss has to live in during his coma
>The world is created by the sorrow
>>380483827
Fuck you
>>380490138
You were the best of us, you held on to hope even when there was nothing to hold on to
TONIGHT CARAMEL WILL PLAY CHAPTER 3 AND SILENT HILLS INOUTERHEAVEN
>Never played a MGS game
>Addicted to Ruse Cruise threads
>>>380483827
>>380490447
This is the type of fanfiction I'm glad MGSV wasn't.
>>380469580
Fare
How much time until the live?
>>380490539
Jesus Christ that sounds like an existence of suffering anon. Don't do this to yourself. At least play 1-3.
where can i watch the stream?
>>380490539
play ghost babel
>>380489391
it breaks my heart to see him like that, I don't know why it upset me so much when he looked at sonny jim and started crying
>>380490751
>>380490785
You anons got a couple hours. Stream link will be posted
I also wanted to believe, the ruse threads were entertaining at least, it was a fun ride Caramel.
I don't know why people are so upset about this.
Just bought a black t shirt with the V Outer Heaven logo on it.
Will it be cringy to wear in public or pretty subtle?
>>380490863
That's the same moment I was thinking about. Superb acting, man.
>>380476073
PST you fucking central mongloid
>>380490989
Maybe because Caramel shit up every single MGS thread, which then included any Death Stranding and Silent Hill thread
>>380490989
yeah, it was really fun to be called a fucking idiot in every death stranding/metal gear/silent hill thread
I miss the old ruse cruise threads where people would kick around ideas and theories instead of trip fagging and denouncing every other anon as a kiddo.
Those were the days
>>380491043
PLS RESPOND /v/
why are you fucks still giving this tripfag attention after he completed his (You) farming scheme
is every mgs thread from now on going to be filled with "haha remember when that tripfag got btfo xdd post the screencap bro"?
>>380469045
He's been hinting that Venom never cared about Quiet from the beginning so what's new.
shame that this twitter account got me
https://twitter.com/ROGUEsie/with_replies
Did anyone ever find out if the statue of the ludens was a fake?
>>380480270
the irony in split turning out to be a hidden sequel to unbreakable
>>380491043
>>380491729
Yes but you have to not give a shit
>>380490539
If you like the game so much in theory, why not just play them?
>>380490756
I'm planning on it. Is Metal Gear Solid 1 backwards compatible on PS3? I'm planning on using my old one, haven't touched it in a while.
>>380492032
>Is Metal Gear Solid 1 backwards compatible on PS3
yes, all PS3s are compatible with ps1 games
>>380469580
CARAMEL DON'T LOSE HOPE
YOSHIDA SAID THEY WE'RE HOLDING THINGS BACK FROM THIS CONFERENCE
THEIR SAVING THE RUSE FOR PLAYSTATION EXPERIENCE
>>380469045
>>380492187
When will they learn?
>>380492187
DEATH STRANDING CONFIRMED RAUNCHY M RATED GAME. CAN'T WAIT TO FILL THE ROOM WITH PISS WHEN I PLAY KOJIMA'S LITTY NEW GAME
>even if kojimbo dies, people would think that is part of the stunt
guys stop
>>380491873
The chairs are exacly the same as the ones in Kojima Productions's studios.
>>380492032
>>380492131
Only the first model.
Can I please have a link to the Kojima interview?
>>380469580
Caramel, turn the life console right now!
>>380492534
wrong
only the first model could play ps2 games, all of them can play ps1 games
>>380492614
Ur mom can take my link and interview it faggot
Is Caramel on suicide watch?
>>380492534
i have a slim and I can play ps1 games, I think all of them can
>>380492187
That blue light coming from his glasses...
>>380490393
Somehow I had never seen this gif before. That shit is funny
>>380491873
Anyway is fake, just see those fake screens he posted.
>>380492476
>kojima will die in your lifetime
Wait a second. Wasn't the cancellation of Silent Hills a ruse? I thought Kojima being fired was all just fake to promote the newest Silent Hill.
guysMGS V is Monster hunter V
>>380492614
This one mate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
>If Carmel is wrong he'll join me in the Hall of Ceaseless Faggotry
Fall. Join us brother. Reliable Ecchi Sniper and Moose are calling your name.
>>380490002
>knowing who some newfag tripcunt is something to be prowd of
Kill yourself caramel, and post with your trip next time so I can filter you
>>380492870
>Reliable Ecchi Sniper and Moose
No caramel is worse than both of them.
>>380493095
Go to /vg/ sometime, caramel is busch league.
Who was worse, caramel or venom hates quiet guy?
>>380493095
But is he worse than me? ;3
>>380473539
Retard.
STANDING
>>380489927
Heh
>>380493654
Why 'the Bro'?
>>380492864
Thanks dude.
>>380491873
Fake and cringe.
>>380493780
ON THE EDGE
NOT YET. IT'S NOT OVER YET.
>>380493780
>Using a windows phone
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha
>>380469045
Why isn't /mgg/ back as KojimaGeneral? That's basically what these threads are and there is always one going on on /v/
>>380493924
We could be biologically related.
>>380494538
Those of us who were there remember how fucking awful it was before it died. We don't want that back.
>>380492831
>Monster Hunter is a prequel to Metal Gear
>>380494905
That's because most MG fans are actually just fans of 1 and """liked""" 3, despite having only played V.
>>380493095
Whatever happened to Jupiter?
>>380487713
I bet it will be sounds him sucking off a gun like it was a cock.
>>380494997
>this is canon
>>380472618
>Implying you wouldn't put Joosten in your games just to bang her non-stop
Anon, pls
>>380495126
she did some camwhoring and stopped when it got more widespread
>>380489773
Maybe this thread is just caramel talking to himself.
>>380469757
i really wanted to see you eat that snake.
>>380488045
This.
>>380494997
i mean,look at the stealthfor a sec i tought it was the fox engine
>>380494905
>all that Ocelot and BB gay posting
it was fucking cancer
So nothing happened ?
>>380494905
>/mgg/ will never return and be as comfy as it was during pre-GZ peace walker game nights
>>380488045
This is the most emotionally invested that I have ever been in a video game, and I really stopped caring about whether or not the game existed a while back.
Thanks for phrasing it this well.
I just wanna play Silent Hills :(
>>380495686
not their fault, blame kojima for all the faggotry in the games
this entire shitposting saga...
>this is good, isn't it?
>>380473539
There's no 'we'. It's just you and your loneliness-induced insanity where you've gone so far off the deep end that you truly believe Kojima is some master ruseman and that you're the only one sharp enough to see through this vast conspiracy. Get some fucking help, man.
>>380495598
Things like camo index would be great in Monster Hunter actually.
Kek
>>380490539
dude. 1 and 2 are on PC (though 2's port is troublesome because of gamepad recognition and the game's inate controls designed for PS2). 3 can be emulated very well- you can get the Subsistence version but I emulated the original Snake Eater on my first playthrough. Controls are also fucked up because you can't get the DualShock 2's pressure sensitive buttons to work properly, though you can mess with the emulator settings to get something closer to desirable. 5 (GZ and TPP) is on PC. PW can be emulated very well. only one you can't play on PC is 4. i got a PS3 just for 4, but wound up getting the HD collection (2, 3, PW) as well.
and it all started with me getting Ground Zeroes on PC like what, last year? now I'm a HUGE fan of the series
ALWAYS PLAY IN RELEASE ORDER btw
>>380489106
That was excelent, the cruise sure was a ride.
So what time is Kojima actually having his thing with the Dorito Pope?
>>380473539
I didn't believe most of your posts but I certainly hoped you could prove everyone wrong. It's time to accept MGSV is just a disappointment and Konami fucked everything up.
Caramel, anyone who ever took him seriously, and anyone who egged him on, was and still is a fool. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Ironically egging on fools is still being foolish yourself.
But all the same I hope you've all enjoyed your mindless shitposting.
>>380496323
>who isn't in death stranding
>David Hayter
10/10 joke, made my day
>>380496323
obliterated
>>380496323
>tfw Kojima is recruiting famous people
>>380496323
>David Hayter
I can't breathe
>>380496323
>inca 1 raspuns
salut
>>380496323
Id like to think kojima would throw him a bone and make him like an npc or something in DS. You just know hayter would pounce at the offer.
Really, I don't give a shit about chapter 3, silent hills, death stranding coming out 6 years from now, nor Kojima/Konami. I just want fox engine remakes of MGS1-3
>>380496764
hei
Survive just got delayed until 2018.
Hmmmmmmmm......
>>380496583
It was some of the most autistic but genuine fun I've had in /v/.
>Tfw when I didn't go to E3 because I thought kojimbo wasn't going to be there
>tfw this year won't be the year kojima signs my limited edition copy of MGS1
>>380492464
FUCKING BASED!!! WHO/LITTY/ HERE?
#BAYWATCH
>>380488045
you feel it too, dont you?
why are you getting excited over nothing, /v/?
Kojima already posted they're not sharing any details on death stranding this E3.
>>380473539
>I'm not here to fight
>Apologize
>After insulting people constantly despite spouting fucking retarded theories
>After making two giant collages despite those people being right
>After ruining MGS threads for weeks
Hopefully you're the only one who can finally rest forever 6 feet under soon.
>>380495960
But you can anon!
>>380497229
I am brother. It is FUN and LITTY in here.
>>380492476
Happened with Bowie, theres this one guy that people keep saying its him without make up
>>380492819
yes
>>380497343
HIT
>>380473539
so this is what they meant by Chapter 3: Peace
>>380492615
Kek
>>380473539
>Perhaps.
>>380469580
>puts us at peace
>chapter 3: Peace
it's time bros
Thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>380497947
Elegia trailer >>>> all
>>380497130
He confirmed weeks ago dude
>>380497523
THE
>>380498240I just love the music. Wanted an excuse to post it.
Also everyone went nuclear against the guy.
>>380495443
The joke was on you, I regularly eat snakes and also have a shit eating fetish. It was all a part of my pran.
>>380498397
LEVER
>>380473539
>>380469580
I'm late to the party but i want to say thanks. This ruseposting was the amazing ride. Just like >>380488045 said. It's wasn't about the game it's about conspiracy, hype, theories.
I fucking hate tripfags but you are the first one that i've come to like. You've got the passion dude.
Don't listen to those edgy faggots who scream kill yourself. I feel what you feel about the game. It broke me too.
Good luck out there.
PEACE
>>380484814
Fucking this. We all wanted a better ending and conclusion of the events surrounding mgs 5, but at least most of us kept that shit to ourselves.
>>380469580
>Yoshida said they didn't show everything this E3
>there's still Sleepwalker with the two Vs
>nothing Death Stranding
Not yet.
It's not over yet.
>>380497398
I just can't believe the total DISCONECT between conspiracy theorists and fans, not only is #DEATHSTRANDING a real game but it also is the RAUNCHIEST lil future M RATED RUMP BLUCKBUSTER of the summer 2020,
>>380496749
He shows themDavid Bowieand recruits them to the real Outer Heaven. They become sleeper agents, to be activated on the
>>380470046
I want that hat
>>380498663
Reminder:
MGS6 has been planned as the "e"nd since 2009
>>380496323
>David Hayter
my sides. poor dude
GUYS, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THATPW IS MY FAVORITE METAL GEAR
>>380473539
An arrogant, yet noble soul.
Here's to you.
SOMEHOW /v/ STARTS DORCING THIS EMBARRASSMENT ON THE BOARD'S HISTORY INTO A HEARTWAMING MOMENT.
NO, YOU MUST BURN CARAMEL. I'M
COOMING FOR YOUU
How much for Kojimbo?
>>380499382
Fuck you and your disgusting bitstrips.
Get that shit out of here.
>>380499621
about tree fiddy
Who going /nuclear/ if Kojima doesn't show us something
>>380499095
>>380492131
>PS3s are compatible with ps1 games
wait, what? are you serious?
Im working and so behind on E3 live, im still at press conf. videos.
Any kind soul wants to boost me up on what Kojima has to do with E3?
>>380500020
Yeah, always have been. Only one ps3 model is backwards compatible with ps2, but every single ps3 can play ps1 games.
where and when's the interview?
>>380486961
this. I feel sorry for them.
>>380485552
No one says that, though. Even if they would say it as just "Pacific Time" out loud, I've only ever seen people write PST.
>>380500243
In the middle of a live concert of course, doesn't that make perfect sense?
>>380500102
He said he has nothing to show this e3.
This obviously led to /v/ thinking that he would show everything, from cut content to proper sequels to mgs and the cancelled game silent hills.
You could pythonselkan videos on Youtube at 1.5x to gain an idea of how much autism went into this whole thought process.
When will he talk?
Why is Kojima on stage with the guy Directing the MGS movie if he was fired from Konami guys?
Guys????
>>380500243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
Starts at 3:15 California time (1 hour and 12 minutes).
>>380500765
All that bad blood and they're working on a movie together. It is a bit odd.
>>380500765
I think Konami sold the rights to the movie years ago
>>380488045
I won't see you rusefags end as404s, you're all diamonds.Just like my dick if the ruse will turn out to be true.
>>380500765
Owh Shit
>>380500842
thanks senpai
>>380500765
It's almost as if Konami sold the film rights to Sony 15 years ago. Maybe a ruse is afoot?
>Do you want to hear the tragic story of Caramel? it was a long time ago...
>>380500765
Is this true???
>>380500667
Qeq. Thx, anon. You the mvp.
>>380488045
n-not yet... ITS NOT OVER YET!!!
>>380498839
what is this meme
>>380500667
He didn't say he has nothing to show. He said he won't be showing Death Stranding.
kojima is an overrated hack who makes nothing but garbage
>>380501248
What would Caramel's B&B title be? Screeching Caramel?
>>380501930
Heretic Caramel
>>380501930
Suicidal Caramel?
>>380501923
Death Stranding is going to be a way better WW2 game than COD.
>>380501930
Melted Caramel
>>380501930
Salted Caramel
>>380501930
Annoying faggot is pretty good
>>380501930
Solid Caramel
>>380498240
Elegia trailer was ruined by showing the sahelanthropus
>>380502397
kek
>>380498903
>to be activated on the
>>380502397
10/10
>>380502932
Nothing to see here.
Is the hologram of David Bowie going to perform with Low Roar today?
>>380503143
yakuza is here
run
>>380502932
>>380503143
Boy, I sure am sleepy. We should not worry about this and just head to bed. It's no big deal.
>>380503367
>>380503458
Absorutely.
There is nothing to see here.
>>380503367
dirty gaijins will face glorious 1000 times folded nippon steel
>>380503143
OH FUCK
I simpry cant wait to play Metal Gear Survive! I Love Venom Snake!
>>380488395
>STRANDING
>>380503865
Amen to that! And we the new pachislot and soon to be announced Metal Gear Solid 6 Mobile game i can't help but say: D*am Konami™ is killing it!!!
>>380469580
Whatever the outcome, it was funny reading your shitty theories online.I want to believe though.
Words that kill
>Trips aren't just about posting all our memes. We can leave behind much more than just shitposts. Through bait, lies, misinformation and pasta...what we've seen, heard, felt...anger, joy and butthurt...these are the things I will pass on. Developing Death Stranding and keeping Silent Hills alive are on and the same thing.
you can all succ my dicc
New kojima thread when
Anon, close this thread right now!
>>380500497
>/v/irgins still trying to defend either the ruse itself or some parts of it
>>380504434
>>380488395
ON THE EGDE
>>Geoff just said "Hideo Kojima"
NANI
NIGGAS GET TO YOUR STATIONS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Has a game ever disappointed people so much they go on a major crusade and grasp onto any straw possible in a desperate attempt to rationalize how mediocre it was?
>>380504757
Stream?
>>380504757
He said that the panel would be coming up. Are you usually deaf?
Cant wait for the caramel nigger to sepukku today
>>380504757
Is that enough dakka?
new bread when
>>380504894
IT from ME3 was pretty much on these levels but it died after a couple of years
>>380504757
Link, nigga,, L I N K !
What is this caramel shit? can someone spoonfeed me?
>>380504434
10/10
NEW THREAD
>>380505342
>>380504962
I have hightened senses to hear Kojimas and Hideos, was not paying attention
>>380504905
>>380505169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHxfZDHUws
at the moment literal who panel talking shit about nothing
>>380505207
Just fucking read the thread, everyone is talking about it, there's even screencaps
>>380505207
Caramelization is the removal of water from a sugar, proceeding to isomerization and polymerization of the sugars into various high-molecular-weight compounds. It's pretty good, especially salted, but very bad for your teeth.
>>380505460
All I see is a massive lynching of a trip
Also is there a link to the stream with Kojima?
>>380505457
Thanks anon. Keep your Kideosenses alert.
Is there a link to the stream with Kojima?>>380505638
>>380505638
Literally two posts up from yours. Kojima is not on stage now.
>>380505903
Also is there a link to the stream with Kojima?