How will you react if Mario marries Peach at the end of Odyssey?

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>Peaches face in the last panel

>>380456950
How would you react if Rosalina marries Peach at the end of Odyssey?

I would google Bride Peach porn

>>380457490
I would kill several people.

Lesbians are worse than gays because they are making a difficult market even more difficult.

It would be too surreal, I'm not ready for that.
That would be like if Zelda married the princess of hyrule.

>>380456950
Considering the Amiboos for the game are Peach in a wedding dress and Mario in a wedding suit, I'd say that is pretty much confirmed.

>>380457675
What do you have against the purest of loves?

>>380457675
If lesbians are stealing your girls, anon, I think that's an indication of a problem on your end rather than dykes being an ancient evil

>>380456950
>Mario is christian
Not canon

>>380458013
>lesbians
>purest of loves

Gtfo to /a/ and educate yourself

>>380457807
Zelda 1 Zelda probably married Zelda II Zelda though anon.

>>380458013
>>>/lgbt/

>>380457490
Is Rosalina even confirmed for Odyssey?

>>380457675
Yeah its impossible to find a girl those lesbians that make up 0.01% of the population keep stealing them all.

>>380458145
>>380458237
See
>>380458036
Also Nintendo is like Disney in the sense that they cant show the mascot of their family friendly company doing things like marriage or having children

How would you react if Pauline sings at Mario's Wedding?
And also catches the bouquet then exchanges awkward glances with Luigi

>>380458071
He's Italian.

I wouldn want her now shes been dicked by bowser . She is completely ruined

>>380458237
Is far less gay than you trap loving faggots.

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>>380458406
just wanted an excuse to post this

>>380458406
The main theme is for the wedding anon, isn't it obvious?

Pauline will always have a torch for Mario, but they'll both never stop jumping forward, so she wishes him luck.

>>380458406
But Luigi is already awkwardly stammering at the bridesmaid, Daisy.

Do you think the Marios would invite their more dubiously canon friends to their wedding like the Mario&Luigi cast and Donkey Kong? Or just Mushroom Kingdom folk?

>>380458590
Pretty sure the creator of this image's first language is not english

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I've never been attracted to peach in that way but that last panel is making me giddy.

If anything there'll be a sequel hook at the end where they're about to get married and someone swoops in and grabs her at the last second. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Fawful, for instance.

>>380458960
as 80% of 4chan

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>>380458960
what about this one

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That would be the cutest shit.

>>380458317
I'm going to ask that later today.

>>380458852
Both.

>>380456950
How would you react if Mario marries Bowser at the end of Odyssey?

>>380458036
He's right though. The only reason the industry puts lesbians in the forefront of homosexual diversity is because they easily appeal to straight men which still makes up for the majority of people who still give a fuck about video games and TV shows, no one wants to see two dudes kissing but we all pop a boner for two hot chicks rubbing up on each other. It's like the token black guy, it's there to appease certain groups but not too much to piss off everyone else or dumb it down.

>>380459191
mama papa bricolini we'll not make you no linguini, don't you know we specialise in one thing, that's the pizza pies

>>380457675
There's over four billion women on Earth. I don't think lesbians are the reason you can't find one who likes you.

I'd start spamming bowser x peach porn.

>>380459714
I'LL BLAME WHOEVER I FUCKING WANT FOR MY INADEQUACIES, COCKGOBLIN

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>>380459443
Bowser Jr's mother wouldn't let him marry Mario.

>>380459460
>no one wants to see two dudes kissing
speak for yourself fag

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>>380457675

>Not liking yuri.

>>380458013
He jealous that even girls had more GFs than him

>>380459848
I really hope Bowser's actual wife shows up in this game.

>>380457675
>they are making a difficult market even more difficult.
Lol virgin

>>380460404
Where do you think you are?

>>380459208
Sauce on this qt? She's Daughterfu tier.

>>380458996
This is what is going to happen. Mario is the biggest cuck. Just like Nintendo's fan base.

>>380459460
He didn't say that. He just said lesbians made it hard to score.

I agree that forced diversity is bullshit. It's cynical, and makes for a bad product if it's made by committee to fill out some asinine checklist of things you need to avoid controversy and drum up news, because if you don't, the rival show/movie/game that IS filling out that checklist and is getting the publicity will beat you by a country mile. It's the most insidious form of writing, where the subject matter is in service of the advertising and not the other way around.

That being said, there are positive ways of doing that stuff. I'll probably catch fire for this, but I think New Vegas has superb gay characters in the form of Arcade and Veronica. They both barely mention it, and in Veronica's case I think you even have to take a perk to hit on her to even get the dialogue where she explains her predicament in the Brotherhood of Steel. It's just a facet of their characters, nothing more, like heterosexuality is for any other character. It has its unique challenges that come up, and they deal with them as people rather than using their homo powers to stay strong and always believe in themselves and then the world changes itself to make things magically more fair for them, like in more pandering attempts like Boiware schlock where sexual identity is more important than who that character is, or how they deal with being different in the setting they find themselves in.

>>380459208
Sauce

>>380460557
>>380460948
pico to chico

>>380456950
Take THAT Game Theory!

>>380460948
>>380461179
That was a bit mean anon.

>>380458665
Reminds me of the ending of Clockwork Knight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLeAZcKG1MA

I doubt they'll have a full on wedding, but we'll probably see Mario bridal carry Peach onto the Odyssey in the ending scene.

>>380461179
That's rude.

About. Damn. Time.

>>380458852
Doesn't Luigi also like Rosalina?

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What if he marries Luigi? That'd be a nice twist.

>>380462396
Everyone likes Rosalina, but she's autistic and asexual.

If a woman marries the King she becomes the Queen, the highest rank possible

When a man marries the Queen he doesn't become the King, he is the Queen's husband

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>>380460557
>>380460948
>not living in the database
Boku no Log Horizon

>>380462614
Actually Bowser is also known as King Koopa.

>>380462614
This works better for Mario.

He can still be her hero and keep doing plumber work and going off on adventures.

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>>380459848
Will Bowsercucks ever recover?

>Mario and Peach get married
>Next game is about them raising their kids
>Game after that is their kids out on their adventures up against Bowser Jr.

Mario will get together with Pauline
Mario's a knight, he saves the princess cuz she's the princess

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>>380457675
Hi mako

>>380456950
https://youtu.be/_J6-3l3hCm0

well... i came here for the lewds, where are them?

>>380462904
>Star Fox Zero or Paper Mario is not on the womb
Wasted opportunity

>>380463213
Image was made before those games were released.

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>>380463163

>>380457383
>she

>>380456950
Betrayed

>>380463536
Post more Mario and Peach please

>>380463536
Mama mia Mario has junk in the trunk

>>380463536
I'm glad Mariofags haven't degenerated in shotamarioxmilfpeach. bowserxpeach bad as is.

>>380463536
Peach mind-breaking Mario with her pussy
Peach making Mario wear sluttier and sluttier clothing
Peach selling him to every girl in the Mushroom Kingdom until Mario is intoxicated by the lewd smell and feel of cunny juice

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>>380463773

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>>380456950
"Good for them."

I wonder if Peach is hover her Luigiphobia yet.

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>>380464180

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>>380463773
Not but I'm from the other thread

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>>380463536
>>380464180

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>>380464330

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>>380456950
I still have the Nintendo Powers with this comic in it. Peach in Luigi's outfit was probably the most memorable part.

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>>380464449

>>380464345
>>380464449
>>380464330
>>380464180
More please

>>380464591
What if he puts the hat on peach though

>>380456950
>Implying Wario or someone won't bound in a split-second after the last panel stealing the princess and stopping the kiss. It's not official in the Kingdom until they kiss!

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>>380464591

>>380456950
>5th panel
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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>>380464957
Japs draw Mario the best.

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>>380465162

>>380464939
>Sequel is Super Wario Oddessy
>Opening mission is stealing Peach's kiss from Mario
>Rest of the game is being chased by Mario while you hunt the treasure from the wedding reception

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>>380465274
last one

Eh, I honestly wouldn't mind it, but I'm wondering if NOTHING WILL CHANGE EVER Miyamoto would ever let that happen.

Also, it would change the whole dynamic of Mario/Bowser a bit much. He's not just after the Princess, he's after Mario's Wife.


But on the other hand, it seems pretty...pointless if they didn't do it? I mean, it's not the first time Bowser's tried to make Peach his, but they've got Amiibos of Mario in a white tux already. Why the fuck not?

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Is the manga worth reading for peach?

>>380464704
>yfw it was never Mario in the first place
>you were always controlling the hat, taking possession of Mario

>>380464939
>>380465405
Quick! Someone send this to Miyamoto!

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>>380465642
>Why the fuck not

>>380464316
What is this from?

>>380457631
>bride porn
Absolutely patrician.

>>380464316
she was is paper jam but that could've been a pity kiss.

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I liked Oh! Daisy! but since she's been awful since the GameCube, and paired with Luigi after a while (which I don't care for), I wouldn't mind if Mario marries Peach.

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>>380467082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPr5WpTJV84

Super Luigi TV Commercial.

>2015

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>>380468175

>>380456950
Bowser had it first

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>his nose gets in the way

>all this cute coupleposting
Where's the fucking porn?

>>380457490
As hot as that would be, it would be really weird and out of place.

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Mario gets all the girls

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>>380468630
/aco/

What if Mario marries Luigi at the end of Odyssey?

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>>380456950
Why would they get married? Aren't they just friends?

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Am I the only one who thinks Mario is equally as cute as Peach? I think Mario has such a nice design, and when he's drawn more human-ish and less cartoony like in >>380464449 I just think he looks really good. That being said, I've been waiting since Super Mario World for the two to get married. Peach is my vidya Waifu and Mario is one of, if not my favorite protagonist in all of video games.

#MakeMarioKissWario

>>380457490
>marrying your mom

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>>380469226
Mario is cuter than Peach, I'm only in the thread for his chubby shota butt

>>380469051
Peach is in love with Mario, Mario just considers her a friend.

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>>380468829
>peach happily sharing mario with rosalina
this is my new thing
>get daisy as well
not cool.
>>380469226
>and when he's drawn more human-ish and less cartoony
it's definitely mario's best form. i wish i or other wester artist were capable of this.

>>380469702
>Mario is in love with Peach, Peach just considers him as a friend and loves Bowser
ftfy

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>>380469557
>shota
He is a man.

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>>380469051
maybe for mario but peach shows more feeling for mario, she just doesn't do it when hes around.

>>380456950
so he can get cucked by Bowser in the next game?

>>380469995
..Let.

He is a manlet.

>>380469557
>tfw barley any gay porn of mario

>>380469995
A manlet

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>>380468829

>>380458071
>>380458420
So would that be Protestant or Catholic?
Baptist?

>>380469849
>Implying Luigi's endgame is Daisy and not King Boo

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>>380469978
Whatever makes you feel better, King Koopa. Maybe try kidnapping her again, that'll do that trick.

>>380456950
I choose Pauline, she's always been the one.

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>>380470209
You haven't been searching very hard.

Only reason im not posting mine is because the RURUS.

Maybe you should add a "good" prefix?

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>yfw bowser actually ends up marrying peach

>>380456950
>>380456950

I first thought this was TGT when i looked at the thumbnail

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>>380465793
Its a pretty good gag manga in general, same with Zelda manga by Ishinomori

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>>380469051
https://youtu.be/HkVkz4iL4SE?t=5m54s
>>380470524
what i find funny is peach and mario probably only got to know each other because bowser started kidnapping her. if he didn't kidnapper or try to take over her kingdom he could have easily become friends without mario being involved

>>380470920
>Girls turned into traps

Patrician-tier fetish.

>>380471306
Peach gets "kidnapped" by Bowser on purpose because it turns her on to see Mario beat the shit out of King Loser

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How will you react if Andy marries Peach at the end of Odyssey?

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>>380472019

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>>380472019
>Andy grew up
>he learned Japanese
>moved to Japan and started working at Nintendo
>involved himself the development process
>his self insert is marries peach

I would honestly kinda respect that level of devotion

Peach is gonna get KOOPAD

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>>380472794
he would instantly get ninja'd. i wonder what he's up to know though

>>380469978
Mario is not in love with Peach, why would he even fall for her to begin with?

>>380464316
「L U I G I」IS ALREADY IN YOUR EYE! 「BITE THE DUST」!

>>380469995
What is Peach looking at here?

>>380475650
If he's not, then why the fuck would be saving her ass every time she gets kidnapped, while gaining nothing but a fucking cake for doing it?

>>380476301
it's a good cake

will mario is missing be considered canon?

>>380476486
Fair enough. I know this feeling since i too am used to fuck cakes on a regular basis

>>380458852
Honestly I always thought Daisy was Waluigi's gal, but maybe that's because the first time I saw both was in Mario Party which is fucking weird cause I played Mario Tennis and didn't notice her and Waluigi, and that Waluigi had Psycho power like fucking M. Bison.

Is this what manlet fantasies look like?

>>380456950
well, I figure we'll mostly be laughing at Gametheory

>>380470502
Italians are virtually all catholic

>>380459460
>>380457490
Why are lesbians hot again? Isn't it just a version of NTR considering the viewer's gender?

>>380457675
>all these /u/ fags coming out the woodwork
being a dirty dyke should be punishable by death, only cute boys are allowed to be gay

>>380477984
I'm agnostic atheist.

>>380469349
Matpat please leave.

Do Mario and Peach have the vanillaiest sex?

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>>380479296
Well-adjusted Straight men are generally confident enough that their reaction to (hot) lesbians is of the "Im good enough to make em BOTH want my dick" manner, and it is really not any more cucking then watching porn in general is, it is always gonna be someone else doing the fucking.

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Who wore it better?

>>380481601
Left looks better.

>>380479879
>proper usage of agnostic

So rare that I have to reply, good job.

>>380481601
the red earings accessorize with the crown and pirahna plants better but don't match her eyes.

Right takes it with the bare shoulders and collar.

>>380481048
Well yeah, but at least in other porn you can self-insert.

>>380476301
Because they're good friends?

Mario's a nice person who helps just about anyone.

>>380468729
This, they'd need to build it up over several games.

Please let Waluigi and Wario show up in Odyssey

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>>380482498
That's the funny thing, supposedly Straight men have a easier time pretending that they are "between" two lesbians then inserting as another dude.

>>380483341
> >>380464330

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>>380481048
>>380483712
Because that is usually the case.

>>380483341
Mario is a hopeless romantic. He has a thing with many girls but hasn't committed to just one.

>>380463539
>Assuming he thinks its a she

>>380481601
Take the dress off of the blowup doll on the right and put it on the princess on the left.

>>380456950
Will her name become Princess Bros now?

>>380485637
No it would be peach Mario

>>380484226
Who will be the one to show him true love?

Pauline?

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>>380456950
Like at every weeding.