Does Samus have the perfect body?

Still no outrage?

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>>380419650
>mfw looking at her
She doesn't have any imperfections. She was literally designed in the image of perfection.

>>380419650
gonna get this one out of the way real quick

M O L E
O
L
E

>>380420040
>beauty mark

Her skincolor.

>>380420040
Wasn't the mole introduced in Other M?

Let's focus on ZM Samus.

>>380419650
Her arse is too big.

>>380420212
hi there ireland

>>380420212
Do you mean that her arse is too big proportionally to her body or that her butt is too bulky and muscular to look good?

>>380420170
>skin color
Her skin color is the perfect skin color

>>380419650
Her dick's too big.

>>380419650
not real

>>380419650
The female body is objectively disgusting. Only men can be beautiful. This is a fact and not debatable.

hide
don't reply
keep fingers crossed OP someday dies of autism

>>380420897
How is it disgusting?

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While ponytails are great, Samus' beauty truly shines when she lets her hair down.

>>380419650
>REMODEL HER ASS

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>>380420897
back to:
>>>/lgbt/

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>>380421051
breats, vagina, love handles
females are pretty fucking hideous compared to men

>>380421172
What's wrong with her butt?

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>>380420040

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The female body aesthetic is the GOAT human aesthetic.

>>380419650
what a flop of a game metroid is, garbage IP with a garbage main hero.

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>>380421294
too small

>>380419650
She's not even human

she's blonde

blondes are disgusting whores

>>380420170
Take your racebating back to /pol/ you falseflagging asswipe.

>>380421443
Honestly, this is just too much ass

>>380421346
Wrong. Men are infinitely better. Anybody with even a modicum of culture or taste knows this.

>>380419650
I think I speak for most people when I say that her butt and thighs look fat.

Then it's subjective whether that's a flaw or perfection. But those thighs and buttocks of hers are downright fat.

>>380421529
Blondes are the paragon of beauty

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>>380421443
fucking disgusting good god

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>>380421443
Glorious

>>380420170
t. Pajeet

>>380421346
God damn Koreans are fucking disgusting.

>>380420212
I R E L A N D
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>>380421605
>>380421653
low tests

>>380421721
based

>>380421443
Flabby baboons and the people that like them should be shipped to Uganda.

>>380421346
>pig nose
>gook eyes
>no ass
>bad thickness proportions

>>380421996
>Niggers
>Tats
Stop shitposting.

>>380421902
You don't need to be Seamus to think that Samus has a fat ass.

Fucking look at OP image. That's a fat ass.

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>>380421443
>Lumpy ass
thiccness stops being sexy right after the fat lumps start appearing

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>>380419650
Just consider it another in the ever growing list of Alien franchise homages in Metroid.

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>>380421621
Girls are for faggots. REAL MEN fuck MEN.

>>380422357
That's the opposite to Samus's ass

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>>380422458
Not quite.

Real men fuck both girls and femme-looking men to express their dominance and masculinity.

>>380420279
I'm just saying. Look at it. Hell, that's no arse it's a space station!

>>380422915
Nope. A real man wouldn't even touch a woman with a cattle prod. Roasties are fucking nasty. People with taste and working brains like twinks.

>>380423219
Samus does have a really big butt.

I haven't masturbated to Samus in quite a while.

>>380423247
aids :)

Her hair isn't black, which is objectively the best hair color.

Samus is 6'3" and weighs 200 pounds

>>380425975
With her power armor

She is a woman, so she is, by nature, imperfect.

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>>380419650
>No tubes

>>380420279
Some say Irish hate butts, others say Irish love big butts. I get confusing messages here.

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>>380426483

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>>380426259
No, she is that big without the armor.
Samus is a big Amazonian babe

why does everyone obsess over ZSS so fucking much?

>>380427510
>moving the suit's upper arms rips her arms off

What did they mean by this?

>>380419650
She did back when she was fit and wasn't pandering to virgins and waifufags

>>380428096
They've never had sex before and she makes their peepees hard

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I've missed posting these

Well that ass is clearly not fit but fat which is improper for a soldier like her.

>>380421258
>love handles
Men get those too you know
love handles are something you get when you're fucking FAT

>>380421209
>tfw saw stpeach at the grocery store last week and she was in tights

almost came right there

I want to breed Samus

>>380429270
why do space pirates always look like this in the comics?
I've only played Prime so far, none of them looked like that to me

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>>380428096

>character intentionally designed to be fap-bait
>introduced in a sequence that involves her crawling around on her hands and knees for minutes on end
>suit clings perfectly to every contour

yea it's a mystery

>>380430279
mmmm yummy

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>>380427510
>6'3" (1.90 meters) tall
>198 lbs (89.8 kg) weight

name one real-life woman who is that huge who is actually attractive / doesn't look like a freak

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>>380430875

but she's not real

that's kinda the whole point

>>380429791
Have you grabbed it? If not, you can't tell.

>>380431129
Does Samus like making younger boys blush?

She needs a futa cock

>>380419650
good body is everywhere. but only 2B got the 3D elasticity and butt actions.

>>380429791
Confirmed for never having seen a fit butt.

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>>380431461

She probably gets quite aggressive and handsy after she's had a few

She is known for pursuing her targets relentlessly, after all

>>380432126
Think she'd show a little bra to keep them from running?

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>>380432251

I think this topic is more suitable for another board

but let's say yes

>>380419650
Only a virgin who has never seen a woman's bottom think that's a sexy ass.

>>380432664
She should take them to a private room to show off her bra and panties for a bit.

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>>380419650

>>380432664
post hot samus like this please

>>380433358

If you really wanna lewdpost about Samus, there are better places for that I think

>>>/trash/9884712

>>380421083
This.
Appreciate it in practical form while busy, and truly enjoy when its time to relax and let it down.

post lewds

>>380433778
well I posted something there

>>380421443
too thicc for me

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>>380419650
Ass is too big

>>380421209
So fucking hot. Lucky ass Asian guys.

>>380419650

blonde hair

disgusting

>>380427510
But thats just makes it better.

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Usishshhwjw

>>380422276
>that image
How many layers of irony are you on, my dude?

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>>380419650
It needs to be remodeled first

>>380437862
but where will she poop from?

>>380424923
>girls can't get aids

You think there are no repercussions from your girlfirend getting blacked before you got her?

>>380435470
This is actually a common opinion. No smoke without fire...

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>>380419650
She should have more physical traits of the bird DNA spliced into her. Bird-like eyes would be interesting.

>>380438048
tubes

>>380438556
Alien birds, remember she curls up into a ball and rolls around. The fact she can fold herself like that is the dna as well an handle all those flips in the power suit. And the power suit accommodates for a bit of that but don't expect that thing to work for anything with less alien bird (chozo) dna.

>>380421209
holy shit