Spla2oon Ink Tourmaent
Team Rising Sun vs SO CALLED "EUROPEANS"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM45NsEzlro
>so called europeans
This splatoon intro is getting painful to watch
>>380346242
is this your average esports player?
This announcer is 10/10.
I fucking love how Nintendo does this. All of it. The ink puns, the announcer guy with his bantz shit.
It's wonderful.
It's kino.
YUROS BTFO
ayy lmao
""""""""""""""Europeans""""""""""""""
>so called Europeans
we pol now?
>>380346242
>ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS
Audrey literally knows everything!
nips are going to tear the french a new asshole
Im calling Japan vs Aussies finale
Place bets NOW
The asians will win this.
I want more team intro banter
>>380346242
>Team Rising Sun
No it's Rising Moon and they are the "so called Europeans"
Dynameau is the Japanese team.
Lets get this started
>SO CALLED EUROPEANS
>>380346352
i'm not sure but i think you can't be e-sports if you don't make people really uncomfortable between games
"META"
please stop this cringy intro shit and just show the game
>>380346242
Reminder that squids and kids are sexy.
>>380346352
Learn to have fun
STRAYA GONNA WIN MATE
Paid shills, anonymous message board posters, and those eyes, based nintendo calling out (((THEM)))
FUCK THEM UP NIPS
>>380346464
fucking mudslimes REEEEEEEEEEE
Alright, let's go
this spectator mode is pretty good
>>380346349
>Nintendo calls out fake news and MSM
>Calls curry nigger "so called European"
/pol/ infiltration of Nintendo confirmed?
Reminder these japs are robots and won a million yen playing Splatoon very well against other jap robots.
>>380346432
the bantz would go into overdive if that happened
>>380346504
Call everything cringy over at reddit, loser.
Nintendo shitting on esports culture
God bless them
>>380346401
what the fuck is kino. I've been hearing this for months and still don't know what it is. I've tried urban dictionaring it and I still don't understand
Look at these children dominators.
HOW MUCH?!?!
Wait, why do these tournament faggots get a early access to Splatoon 2?
>>380346427
>she's a sethfag
i'm in love
Japan will get bombed.
>>380346242
>Nintendo genuinely saved E3.
Everything was so fucking dull over the first few days. Now it's announcements, comfy gameplay segments with waifus and kino Splatoon tournaments.
It's E3 2014 all over again
>>380346427
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y
>>380346393
the classy man's choice
is there anything after this?
top kek meleefags btfo forever
AIR SHOT
>Arms
>Splatoon
>E-sports
That was legitimately hilarious.
If you know anything about Splatoon, you'd know that this is the only shooter that they can consistently do well at.
We're all fucked.
DOMINATES YOU
DOMINATES YOUR CHILDREN
>>380346605
>tfw /vint/ is kill
Why don't the mods just sticky this thread?
broken fucking meta
>i just finished masturbating to this
Small world.
>>380346640
Spla2n's spectator mode is fucking rad for tournaments
GO DYNAMEU
>Dynamo and bucket
ITS OVER FOR FRANCE
>>380346432
NINE HUNDRED DOLLARIDOOS ON STRAYA
>>380346640
Fucking newfag
>>380346696
>working out in heels
>>380346640
Kino is a /tv/ meme when a movie transcends art
The light reflections on the ink make this game look pretty impressive...
>>380346393
post more cute
FUCKING DYNAMO
>>380346640
Word of the month from /tv/ used by plebians who can't quite explain why something is good/artful
EUROPE BTFO
SHUT TH EFUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS ANNOUNCER
GOD I HATE THIS ESPORT SHIT
JUST LE US WATCH THEMFIGHT
>roller meta again
t-thanks devs
>>380346726
Yeah man, japan is gonna win, but I gotta cheer for the anglo teams
>ceybooo
>>380346726
I'm speaking about japs, by the way.
Fucking words.
this game is shiny
RISING MOON MASTER RACE
KILL JAPAN!!!
FINISH THEM!!
I haven't got a fucking clue whats going on lads
yeah the nips have this
rip
>IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME
>purple clearly smashing
wwwwwww
man I forgot how fun Splatoon is to play, I cant wait for Spla2oon
>>380346680
uggo. Post best waifu Theresa
>>380346427
>Seth Rollins fan
DROPPED
FUCKING ROLLER IS A MADMAN
H-HAYAI
LMAO EU
BOOYAH
>>380346949
The more ink on the floor a team has the more they're winning
EUROS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE
>"""Europe"""
>>380346897
No.
Jesus christ France
FRENCH DOING WHAT THE FRENCH ARE BEST AT
>>380346897
If you're watching on Youtube there's a mute button in the bottom left (Hover your mouse over it)
I think Twitch is the same actually.
WAITO PIGGU GO HOME
>>380346696
hold on
fuck are those shoes? she literally went to the gym for some instagram pics
>TRIPLE SPLAT
>>380346680
I want to rub my penis on her eyebrows.
>that murder
Dem japs, man.
>>380346949
if you don't play a shooter i think it's impossible to follow a match in it
FRANCE BTFO
Dynamon is fucking good
FUCKEN DESTROYED
SO-CALLED """"""""""""EUROPEANS"""""""""""""
>The god of turf war Dynamon stomping all over everyone
Who woulda anticipated this outcome.
ANOTHER FRENCH LOSS FOR THE LIST
>>380347087
DELET THIS
>>380347087
>Bad guys
>Nintendo not only won E3
>Nintendo not only won this year overall
>Nintendo is also having the most enjoyable to watch esports with all the humor around it
AREA 11 TOO STRONK
>>380347073
gaming isn't all that big here besides dudebros
what do you expect
NIP DOMINATION
This all just seems like one big cluster fuck.
>>380347101
I KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING VOLUME BUTTON IS YOU CUNT
YUROKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
What was /v/ expecting? Did you expect the nipteam to lose?
This is legit. Actually legit.
NERF ROLLERS REEEEEE
SASUGA JAPAN
Not 2 otu of 3 matches?
Japan is going to murder everyone not just the french
>>380347198
git gud
>>380346968
It was 50% but they got a couple of bad Splats.
inkstant replay lmao
>dynamos can still do the aerial horizontal splash
I'm happy for that
AHHHH REPLAYS
FUCK THEM UP JAPAN
>>380347198
I love lego racers
>>380346831
>>380346793
so it's a compliment? that's stupid as shit
>>380347221
IT'S HIM
>dat euro performance
>>380347208
maybe next you'll figure out how to turn off capslock
Damn, Nippons are strong
REMOVE ELEVENS
GREEN TEAM GOT PINKED
>So
>called
>Europeans
USA, AUSSIES. HOW ARE WE GONNA BEAT THE FUCKING JAPS?
is it one match or 3 win match?
>>380346981
W-wanna play some Splatoon now anon? I can get my WiiU set up.
No one can compete with nips at splatoon desu
DAYNAMON
>Support players being rewarded more on the scoreboard
Fucking nice, that was annoying in the first.
>>380347107
Hahahahahahahaha. Worst waifu confirmed. Theresa wins as always.
Who is the Michael Jordan of Splatoon?
splatoon is fucking BORING.
>>380346427
>supporting the Janetty of the Shield
>>380347241
Round Robin then brackets
>>380347198
Don't all team games? Especially games with unique concepts like this?
The painting looks really good.
>>380347314
GET FUCKED BY A NIGGER, NIGGER
the french are only one target that'll be swiftly terminated in the quest for nip dominance
>>380347221
IS HE GOING TO DO IT?
>Japan wins lol
>>380347330
By dropping two nukes?
>gooks winning
>ever
Come the FUCK man, Frenchman are so much better. This isn't the first time NintenDONT has rigged a game for the Japs, oui.
It's not even best of 3? What the fuck
this is going to go on all night, isn't it?
>tfw I play Splatoon without gyro garbage because I use only rollers and they are usable to full efficiency with traditional controls
Who here /hate gyro/?
>>380347334
It's round robin style
Dynamon is a beast
He uses that roller very effectively
>>380347330
I believe in the stars and stripes!
>>380347191
the eu league of legends scene is alright
>inkstant replay.
>>380347391
I dunno, it got too modern for me
>>380347330
leave dynamon to us
>BASED JAPAN BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF EUROSHITS
Top fucking kek
>>380347198
It's not that bad, its very fast paced and if you aren't good or can't adjust, you will keep dying.
>French team surrenders
>>380347437
round robin
DAY OF NIPS IS NOW
>this is acutally entertaining to watch
how'd they do it bros?
>>380347378
It's not splatoon that is boring, its these people who cannot shut up. JUST SHOW MORE GAMEPLAY.
>>380347298
a good thing to keep in mind is that if someone uses "kino" in regards to video games, you can usually disregard their opinion
>>380347437
it's round robin first. Every team fights every team once.
Elimination comes after
>>380347449
why would you hate an objectively better control scheme
>used an inkbrush
>no blaster on the team
Destined to get destroyed.
This is awful to watch, it just becomes a mess
Terrible esports cometary with bad humour ain't helping. No wonder views are dropping
>inkstant replay
>Australia intro
here we go
>>380347378
>I must complain so lets use the opposite word for fun that has no real meaning outside of saying I don't like something
>>380346718
Is that how you write "EEEHHH!?" In moonrunes?
>Out of all of EU
>France
Rigged from the start.
so called europeans
i cant actually wait for arms commentary tomorrow
>>380347474
>>380347330
don't worry. we got a fat man
So quick respawns don't do anything until you've been splatted multiple times? Interesting.
>>380347430
WE AREN'T GETTING THE KILLS MAN. ALTS BE DAMNED!
>>380347358
Have your waifu for huggies and kissys, faggot.
I want my waifu for hard fucking
AUSSIE TIME
SO CALLED CRIMINALS team!
>Splatted mutliple times in a row
>Europeans
>no suicide vest-wearing Inkling
STRAYA CUNTS
>massive fans
BANTER TIME
>STRAYA TEAM IS ALL WOMEN
RIP. it's up to us Americans.
>Aussies are fat
>Dynamon played in the final japanese Splatfest for more than 24 consecutive hours just to be the first person to ever grind to 3000 points during a 'fest
This is the kind of power they are going up against.
i hope the grils do well
GO BLUE RINGS
ALL FEMALE TEAM CALLED BRO
lel
>mostly female
They are going to get raped, aren't they
>Australian team
>all female
so whats the chances of them all just being guys in drag?
>Mostly girl aussie team
So no bantz?
I CALL CAP GIRL
That guy´s life is a harem anime
The land whale is a AU player?!?!?
>massive fan
>that whale in the team
>MASSIVE fans of nintendo
>That fucking landwhale
the bad guys
>tfw no harem of strayan professional splatoon players
>>380347705
Oh ho
>>380347687
>American "banter"
>GURRRLL GAYMARSSS
AUSSIES #BTFO
>>380347198
that setup is exactly what mario odyssey makes me feel like
today is so fucking great
im so happy
>latias
Latias a cute
THAT'S A CUTE NAME
HOOOLY SHIT
MAN THE HARPOONS!
>all female team
hahahahahahahaa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Unit 731 team gonna make them shit their guts.
TIME TO SHITPOST TO VICTORY LADS
YOU CAN DO IT STRAYA
GO FOR THE STERLING YA DAFT SHIELAS
>nintendo in her blood
no, that's fat
SUPER CUTE GRILL
>it was actually the auusies
WEW
>mostly female team
>I'd probably be a villager from animal crossing
Kawaii
NIPS ARE GOING TO FUCK 'EM UP AND RIP THEM MULTIPLE ASSHOLES AND CONTINUE TO FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES
Latias a cute! CUTE!!
>that lack of bantz
>>380347383
>>supporting the Janetty of the Shield
but that´s not an ambrose t-shirt
>an all near female team
rip
>>380347819
Don't you have a bull to prep?
That ain't the only thing in her blood
I CALL LATIAS
>>380347754
300%
>Madi-kuma
WHAT THE FUCK
>>380347501
What do you mean?
How does paint gets modern?
C U T E
WHY IS AMERICA SO FAT
>>380347861
too thicc
>you'll never be flown out of your god forsaken country to a comfy hotel and play upcoming nintendo games at e3
feels bad man
>She has Nintendo in her blood
Not much insulin though
Why don't we just remove Australia from this planet?
Look at this shit team
Latias confirmed best waifu
>10 minute timeout for typing thic
>Nintendo in her blood
More like sugar, fatty.
POST LATIAS CUTE
>>380347819
So salty
Is nintendo a brand of insulin?
>nintendo in her blood
Nintendo is High Calories confirmed.
>Has "Nintendo" in her blood
>Favorite character is the one who loves to eat
AMERICA VS JAPAN FINALE CONFIRMED
WE'LL USE THREE NUKES NOW
Latias is my waifu
Does it work on australian squids too?
>very insightful
>>380347330
they got two nukes to practice, they know how to dodge those now.
THICC
>Joshi
NEW YOSHI CHARACTER CONFIRMED
these videos are fucking great tbqh
>MASSIVE fans
>landwhale
these bantz
Is the only guy on the team named fucking spongebob
So how big of a retarded faggot would I be if I bought Splatoon today. Is it still active?
THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES EUROS
Why is this funny
>all-female team
>there's a guy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>380347819
>t. middle east
They played it safe since it's all girls
>>380347938
:^)
THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
>THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
>THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
>THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
>THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
>THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC
K I N O
is there a tranny among the aussies or what
Y O S H I
left foot right foot
"Very insightful"
>>380348017
Damn lol
we're so screwed GO AUSTRALIA
>team mom
do you think her mouth is open because she's trying to eat the venue?
Madi-Kuma???
More like MAJINBOO-KUMA 'cuz she's fat as fuck
>>380347863
>>380347912
>>380347958
>>380347978
So original and funny hahahahahaha xD
TEAM MOM
OH FUCK, THEY'RE ON THE NOD
>Yoshi
>Yoshi?
>Yoshi
>I like you, Yoshi?
>Yoshi
Dear god.
>>380347917
Left qt as fuck
>>380347917
I want them to humiliate me, finger my asshole and play some Splatoon with me afterwards.
>>380347975
Good. Get your nigger memes out of here.
this is so fucking cringe
this is going to be a stomping beyond comprehension isn't it
poor latias
This is some good comedy.
WATCH OUT
Can we all agree that the commentary is fucking god tier
>>380347945
but they're austrians
GIRLS?
>>380348101
>Lard down under
>>380347938
>that snaggletooth
japanese will love her
>team mom
Well at least Nintendo's got the intro banter down
>>380348074
It's going to be a ghost town in July.
I wonder what Kuma's feet would smell like. Haha.
pls stop making fat jokes she's a child it's her parents fault
These team introductions are the most kÃneast things I've ever seen concerning esports
I wish I could see nothing but those
>>380348082
>Near all female team
>SINGLE MOTHER STRAYAN
KEK
>>380348074
Dead everywhere but Japan and even the japs only ever play in private lobbies anymore, don't bother
>>380347861
CUTE
>that texture
>These Commentators.
Oh these guys are worse than Michael Cole.
>>380348160
haha
You know that guy gets MAD pussy.
>Nintendo saves E3
>Nintendo saves gaming
>Nintendo makes esports actually enjoyable
How do they do it?
>all these plain Jane wife material Nintendo grils
>You'll never wife one Irl
Where are they? Let's play Mario kart I'm so fucking alone
when is the "so called Europeans part?"
>Orange wedges
>>380347897
The Shield in fact had two Janettys as it turns out
Here comes the 90-10
Destroy their dreams.
>>380346427
Bitch get out, i'm watching wrestling!
This is not fair Aus team has 5 players
>>380348205
Mentioning Gretsky was pretty sweet. The comedy intros are lame, but these casters are good
wait theres a guy named Tim on the US team?
>SO many ways to get to the middle
>only one is listed
haha
>>380348270
god damn. stereotypes happen for a reason
>>380348302
OH MY! VINTAGE ANON!
>>380348250
fatty
>>380348074
You're going to get bopped by japanese demons, wait for 2 unless you don't have a switch
>>380348316
He's lucky if he could fuck the fat one.
U S A
S
A
>>380348160
No question
>>380348171
edit this
>>380348316
That guy gets ZERO pussy.
>something about teen moms
What did the guy say??
>>380348319
Latias is perfect wife material
Are there any girls in this thread right now?
How do I find a nintendo playing gf like you? I'm lonely but a nice guy
Between wolfcop,this silly shit, MarioO looking GOAT, this years E3 has been nice.
THIS MUSIC
TIME TO KICK SOME KANGAROO ASS, BOYS
>>380348316
Nah, he's probably gay
MADIKUMA ATE THE COMPETITION
LET'S GO DEADBEAT
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
God damn USA free as fuck.
>You will never be THAT guy in a team full of female players only
Aside from this memetastic commentary and cringe intro videos this Splatoon shit actually looks pretty fun. Pretty much ignored the first game. Might pick this up for my Switch.
>US_Tim
>Tim
Splat-Tim confirmed
>heavy splatling
my nigga
>US inkling open
USA USA USA
I didn't play Splatoon 1. What's different between the first and second game? Looks the same.
what the fuck why is NA sand bagging rigged fucking shit
THANKS DOC
>THANKS DOC
THANKS DOC
>Aussies are winning
THE STATES OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
AMERICANS....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
USA getting their ass handed back to them
DO IT FOR IRWIN
GET FUCKED
TIM-SAMA
>you will never make a ragtag squad of /v/irgins and compete in one of these invitationals
What is our splatoon team name?
STRAYA STRAYA STRAYA
WHAT THE FUCK IS NA DOING
>>380348467
You don't. You're an edgelord and probably deep into the autism spectrum.
I WANT TO BE IN LATIAS' TEAM
Why no American team introduction?
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE WE LOSING
they better finish the tournament with another global test fire announcement
Latias holy shit
>aussies are actually winning
what
STOP FUCKING CAMPING DEADBEAT
>Aussies winning
Is USA afk?
Come on Deadbeat!!
>unpainted easy floor
triggered
I thought girls were bad at games? how did they qualify?
LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEE
Splatoon is definitely a boring esport to watch (but then again I think this way about all esports more or less) but the production AROUND it is fantastic.
Nintendo has been killing it with this. Especially the team introductions crack me up.
If US loses to an almost-all-girl shitposting team then I'm burning a flag.
>>380348476
Yeah and these threads honestly are the best thing about E3 every year since Nintendo started doing the Treehouse Live stuff.
>latias is actually perfect
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
MURICA
>>380348685
Raging Virgins
>nintendo being "greetings fellow youngsters" for a while
>Rabbits crossover was a fucking retarded idea
>expected their conference to hold onto that plus amiibo shit and rerashes
>expected Odyssey to be a broken mess
>my fucking face this entire day
YESSS YEEEEESSS
>USA team named deadbeats
>are shitty
TYPICAL
>>380348467
weeb raves
Rate my dog
His name is Shaka
IS THE RUNBACK REAL?
>>380348086
The best pokemon.
>>380347928
I meant that the fucking painting wastoo modern as a joke that the arena became a mess of paint splats at the end, like how modern art can just be nonsenseI'm sorry I'll stop joking now
>>380348636
Yeah, it looks pretty damn similar. They probably didn't want another Wii U port, so they made a few new maps and called it Splatoon 2.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF USA FAGS
LATIAS
A
T
I
A
S
GO LATIAS!
>turf war
>no one is going for turf
>they're just going after each other
are they just used to ranked or something?
ALL FEMALE TEAM
A L L F E M A L E T E A Mplus a nu-male
>LOSING TO GIRLS
NA WHAT THE FUCK
TURF WAR IS BORING
WHERE'S MY TOWER CONTROL
Of course america is goin to lose, they've got a heavy splattard on their team
>actually using a Splatling
They deserved to us.
USA BTFO
FUCK DRUMPH AND FUCK AMERICA
WOMAN WON
FUCK
delete this
Yes! Fuck american pigs
HAHAHAHA USA LOST TO GAMER GRILS
I WANT TO FUCK THAT LATIAS GIRL
>Australis the good buys
>US the bad guys
hrmmm?
>the absolute STATE of amerisharts
NA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Who are these c rank shitters playing for usa?!
>>380348741
Jesus fuck, that was fast.
>Splatoon
FUCK USA BROS
>"""""AMERICANS""""""""
>USA
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
WHAT
THE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Latias's team won
YES
RIGGED
>THE COUNTRY OF AMERICA
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POST MORE LATIAS
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN
WHY DID YOU LET THE AUTISM WIN?
>losing to girls
FUCKING CASUALS
>losing to a team of female aussies
nice one yankies
DEADBEATS EXILED
DON'T COME BACK
>>380348847
You could work as commentator on this tournament anon.
>>380348880
They can't paint your turf if they are dead
>>380348828
Sweet jesus
What a qt
>the city of amerilards
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Where is Penguitt
FUCK.
PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES, BOYS!
THE CITY OF USA
FEMALE ON MALE RAPE EXISTANCE CONFIRMED
USA is overwatch land and it shows.
>>380348834
rate my cats black mamba and tabby
>america
>dat Latias snipe
i want to smell her farts
>those shitty USA players
holy fuck
AUSSIE GIRLS > USA KEK
I AM A REAL AMERICAN, I FIGHT THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>>380348880
One less person mean you can turf a lot more.
I'M PROUD OF YOU LATIAS-CHAN
>losing to women
DAZ IS MATE
STRAYA STRAYA STRAYA
BURGERS ON FIRE!
>>380348880
killing the enemy is a valid strategy for turf wars
Latias is pretty cute.
>''Close''
kek Muricans on suicide watch
THANKS TRUMP
USA is so shit at everything
>make fun of yuros losing to japs
>lose to literal cunts
So this is the power......of.... US....A
Wow...
>>380348975
Makes you think
CUTE!
N-NOOO!
USA IS #1!
>team of fat cunts beat usa
Lol, nice esport
>REKT by a bunch of fucking girl gamers
Hahahahaha
>fucking americans can't even beat lardo and crew despite several 4-1 situations
who moving to canada?
https://www.youtube.com/user/thundershock1234/
Latias' youtube. Leave nice messages!
STRAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380349041
It's actually 3 girls and one boy.
God the USA sucks ass at this game. Fucking embarrassment.
Remember back in 2014 when Splatoon was announced and everyone jokingly suggested this game was gonna be esports?
Well, here we are. I'm actually enjoying this shit.
DEADBEAT USA INTRO TIME
>>380349079
Nasty.
>ameriturds
>USA HAS TO PLAY TWO GAMES IN A ROW
WHAT THE FUCK BROS, RIGGED
WE HAVE TO STOP THE WOMAN TEAM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST MERRIKA HAS TO OFFER
AMERIKEKS BTFO
>>380348902
ummmmmmmmmm well women have a biological advantage over men when it comes to splatoon, like men have a biological advantage when it comes to chess...... it's science
RECOVER USA
Is it just me or does the battle music sound different? Sounds like they've touched it up since the last Testfire.
>girl team won
VIRGIN MANLETS BTFO LOL
>>380348741
Kek
NIPPON BANZAI
GAIJIN WILL LOOSE
>americans literally and figuratively losing to cunts
Latias best girl
>lose to australia
>now going to lose to japan
>AMERICANS SPILLING THEIR SPAGHETTI SO HARD BECAUSE THEY HAD TO PLAY QT AUSSIE TEAM
>USA
We WWII now
>Japan vs America now
OMG AMERICA IS GONNA GET RAPPED TWICE IN A ROW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/LatiasSplatoon
FOUND HER
https://twitter.com/LatiasSplatoon
SHE'S CUTE
>>380348834
nice doggo/10
thanks for sharing tbhfam
ANGLO-SPHERE LETS GO
>>380347434
je suis monte!
>USA goes straight into a match with the Japs
FUCKING RIGGED
THIS IS BULLSHIT
NO BREAKS ON THE PLATHYPETRAIN
>>380348415
>>380348435
>>380348508
Jealous faggots spotted
>>380349174
oh no what have you done
Japan dressing like they're gonna rob a bank
>Losing to grills
USA?
>>380348834
cute/10
So Japan will just mop the floor with everyone no?
>USA
LUL
WHO /AUSSIE/ HERE?
>>380349090
This position is my fetish.
>>380349067
8/10
what the fuck
>>380346640
/tv/ has a ranks in buzzwords, kino is the top end. Its also the word for cinema in german and some slavic languages.
>>380349292
FIND HER NUDES
>>380349269
FUCCK MAN WE CAN DO THIS MAN.
>USA can't handle aussie banter
Surprised?
usa men losing to aussie feminist women
im done with this earth
>>380349174
Oh for fucks sake
This is going to be a /lit/ book girl situation. I can feel it.
First usa loses to girls now we gonna lose to the nips. 0-4 incoming
d-don't worry guys. t-they're just trying to trick their opponents when it's time for elimination. hahaha...
>>380349245
>Theresa was on TF
MY
FUCKING
DICK
>>380348834
Pet her belly for me
NEW BREAD WHEN
>chargers keep charge while in ink
Nerfs when?
>Have to play japan immediately
Pack it up shows over
>>380349372
I AM
YOU ARE
WE ARE AUSTRALIA
>>380349292
BANTZ
A
N
T
Z
>>380349292
LATIAS A CUTE
A CUTE
>>380348834
8/10
Would pet and call a good boy
I wanna cum on a woomy's tummy
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>>380349292
ALL PILE IN BOYS
YOU'RE A KID NOW
>>380349346
Japs are afraid to be seen on stream because of judgement from their families and friends.
Most of that team probably faps to or draws Squid loli porn.
>>380348467
You wont because you're actively looking for a needle in a haystack, find a person you truly love and who loves you for the time you both spend together, not somone who shars your hobbies, if they love you, they'll be willing to accept your hobbies and at least try them. If it sticks, it does, if it doesn't, you find something else.
>Source: Happily married for 7 years with a Segagirl
>>380349405
>aussie feminist women
Don't diss 'em. They're cute, not dyed-hair jerks.
>>380349292
What a cutie how old is she?
STOP BULLYING US
If they couldn't get anyone legit into the game could they at least get people good at faking?
I hate this esports style announcing, get some smash comentators
>Hump back pump track
for fuck's sake nintendo you're asking for it
Betting on Aussies, Japs can not win
>>380349292
>youtube channel
when does the autism stalking start?
>>380349508
Looks like a fucking alien.
> Yanks not just losing but getting destroyed by a team of three girls and an awkward Aussie dude in an esports setting
Highlight of E3 so far
>the USA team
NOT SENDING THEIR BEST
SAD!
>>380349508
>those teeth
Are you sure she isn't british?
>>380349368
Their team is made up of highly celebrated players, yes, absolutely.
Are you ready for some MADA MADA
>>380349346
Not breathing dirty gaijin air.
>>380349292
YOUVE NO IDEA WAT YOUVE JUST DONE
>>380349592
It stared when she appeared on screen. How soon until people go full /lit/?
>>380348782
these teams are far from the best
Fucking cringe. I didn't even know there were people playing Splatoon "professionally". Not trying to be mean here, but literally all of them look like highschool dropout weeb bottom feeders.
>>380349508
If she had less acne she would be 8/10 but still cute
>>380349684
Well she is from a British prison colony
>>380349684
what do you think Australia is?
>>380349684
>forgetting strayas were just british criminals
>>380349143
>tfw you will never have a qt gf that dominates you in Splatoon
I bet she loves getting inked in the face too ;_;
>>380347457
>You will never be a kind and supportive figure in her life.
WHY LIVE
>>380349508
You are just going to ignore that she has all these pimples?
>>380349292
> Her mom went with them to wash their clothes, make them cookies, and cheer them on.
Does your mom support your gaming habits anon?
>USA
No wonder they elected trump
>>380350112
pimples are moe
AMERICAN'T
HAHAHA WTF AMERICA ?
>>380350112
Pimples can be fixed. She is cute forever.
RIP USA
ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED
>>380349839
are you retarded ? the aussie team is literally full of qt females. these are the most normal looking eSports players I have ever seen. Unlike all these greasy neckbeards in other games...
>>380348834
10/10
give him/her a kiss
shit I just noticed the French team is under an euro flag, what the fuck. Is that Macron't results already?
>>380350659
Just nuke us already