Who are you watching E3 with? What are your snacks?
I don't have friends or food
>>379762440
Alone.
Oreo and grape juice.
Fuck me this year is a snorefest.
>alone
>no snacks
>apricot juice and rum
fuck off anime retard
>>379762440
Alone, but got few homo (you)s from some horny anon no homo
And I ate few slices of pizza
>>379762440
Peanut butter and cheese crackers. Also chocolate soy milk.
Watching with my boyfriend and his filthy friends that work at mcdonalds.
I'm watching it with the comfy E3 thread people! I will buy snacks tomorrow!
Why do weebs have to post their little fucking anime girls with every fucking post or thread. Look how many goddamn containment boards you cancerous animeposters have and you still shit up the gaming board. fuck off
>>>/a/
>>>/c/
>>>/cm/
>>>/d/
>>>/e/
>>>/h/
>>>/jp/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/u/
>>>/w/
>>>/y/
>>379763192
>>379763784
>>379763840
(You)
>>379763383
I'd like some of those (You)s
>>379763760
>tomorrow
Smart, there wasnt much today
watching E3 with no one and i'm drinking energy drinks
>>379762440
>snacks
Fucking Murica, you know you can watch something without shoving your face with food right?
>>379763784
Same reason why you attach black men pictures to your posts.
We like them.
>>379762440
Is that a picture of you, OP?
>>379764460
BULLY BTFO'D
I watched it all alone... I wish I had friends...
>>379764460
Based.
>Watching E3 at all
>Watching people advertise games while pretending to play or like video games
>Watching 90% poinltess shit for the few things I actually want to see
No thanks anon
YT will have it all at the ready soon enough.
>>379762440
I'm alone drinking ice tea.
>>379764406
>i dont eat popcorn when i watch movies
>im special
>>379764460
no one likes black people they like the entertainment they provide. I have gold fish and cranberry juice.
>>379764460
how will he ever recover?
>>379764154
>I'd like some of those (You)s
Nothing too lewd, he wanted to literally circlejerk
>>379764460
Can i be your bf?
>perma virgin weebs anime lover have no friends or loved one
Wow didn't see that one coming.
>>379764615
I'd be your friend but you don't look like rikka so fuk outta here if we all became friends 4chan would just be a collection of homosexuals.
Did any of you just see that Battlefield battlepack marriage proposal? It was on IGN's stream.
>>379764881
Sounds awful
>>379764832
What...?
>>379764689
black culture is trash. exterminate the wiggers
>>379762440
>Alone
>Just water
>>379762440
/v/
I'm not a fat fuck
>>379764881
We live in a timeline where literal who E-celeb drama is more important than showing games at a GAME CONVENTION.
>>379764825
Neither do you
>>379765006
Yeah, it was cringeworthy.
Two guys carried out the battlepack to her as she finished a game session at those round EAPLAY PC gaming booths.
She said yes.
>>379764460
you are fucking excellent
>>379765019
I'm sorry.
>>379762440
>still getting excited for things
leave and never come back
>>379765256
At least im not a virgin who watch moeshit garbage everyday.
>>379763784
You should kill yourself, but unironically, it's the only way 4chan can be saved
>>379762696
>he doesnt have a switch
>>379765319
It's okay Anon, please just be nice to others...
>>379764615
>11 niggas on his steam friends list
This is the weebs you are posting with on /v/.
Let that sink.
>>379765393
>At least im not a virgin
Yes you are
>>379762440
Fwb
Pineapple spears
Soda
Chips and dip
Weed
>>379762440
Where is this girl from?
>>379765538
How is tjis post related to thread
Kill
>>379764460
will normalcucks ever recover?
>>379765540
>if im a virgin everyone is also one
Im so sorry that you have this mindset.
>>379765457
I was talking about this year's E3 in general but since you mentioned, I'm waiting for pic related and SMT V to come out before I commit to buying one.
>>379765695
How do I know you're not a virgin.
You're just lying out your ass to support your argument.
>>379765538
Jesus christ
>>379765695
welcome to /v/
>>379764460
You fucking killed dat nigga my boi
>>379765537
Why do normalfags get triggered by anime on 4chan?
I seriously don't get this mindset, why not just leave and go to Reddit?
>>379762440
im not
chick fil a chickn strips
i wish i was withyou andyour dick milk
>>379765802
>y-y-you're lying!
Come on buddy not everyone who go on 4chan is a loser neet who took the waifu meme seriously and spend 12 hours a days watching little girls anime. This isn't 2010 anymore.
>>379762440
I tried comfy theater for the first time ever today but the stream kept crashing and lagging hard. So I just left the chat open and watched on yotube. So technically alone and no snacks. I used to have an e3 watch buddy, but no longer.
>>379765950
I know right? if I went to a website and everyone posted steven universe images and black people tumblr gifs, I would get the fuck out of that website and never come back
>nobody to watch e3 with
>>379765968
>you and
>your dick milk
london?
>>379765481
He can start by being nice to my little friend here
*whips out dick*
>>379762440
How long until this thread turns into sissy white boy general like all the others. That OP image should be a bannable offense.
>>379766217
See I told you this place is full of literal faggots.
>>379762440
animegirlsniffinghair anon, you're my favorite weeb poster
>>379766035
Normalfags have objectively shittier taste than the rest of 4chan's userbase, I hope you understand that I'd rather not speak to them.
>>379766217
Um... Does it get bigger? I don't know if I'd want to be nice to a "little" friend...
>>379766343
welcome to 4chan
take your tshirt and git out
>>379765481
Stop manipulating my behavior patterns with animu photos.
>>379762440
Unless /v/ sets something up, no one. And I have to go to the store later to grab some snacks. Maybe some drinks too if I stumble across any drinking games, but I haven't seen any yet.
>>379765943
>>379766412
damn no chill
>>379763784
>derailing
>>>/b/
>>379766035
If I had it my way, I'd ban any non-virgins from 4chan.
Normalfags are AIDs that ruin everything they get their paws on.
>>379766629
this
>>379766465
I'm not trying to influence you! It's just polite to be nice to other people...
>>379766534
Be nice...!
>>379766586
So it stays "little"...?
>>379762440
Playing video games right now actually.
Not terribly interested in EA's conference, is it over? Would be watching it with my sister though.
>>379762440
I was gonna watch it with my bf but then he fell asleep.
He just woke up half an hour ago. My snacks are water and disappointment!
>>379766142
I know how you feel
>>379766390
th-thanks
>not being fueled by the dew
>>379766405
I bet I have better taste in video games than you.
>>379766849
>with my sister
on the plus side, these worthless NEETsexuals invariably neck themselves
>>379766817
Nice people never get what they want.
>>379766817
>So it stays "little"...?
i'm not himi'm pretty small tho
>>379766876
where's my fucking summer baja blast PepsiCo?
>>379766953
>im new and hate imoto's
>>379766954
On the plus side, nobody on 4chan takes you seriously outside of /pol/.
>>379762440
>tfw watching it alone
>tfw already ate all my snacks to the shitty EA conference
>>379766849
Yeah its over and personally, nothing impressed me
>>379766817
I can't be nice to a dummy liar. Maybe I should post bugs?
>>379766953
I will fuck that dragon loli
>>379767007
Big cocks or bust. Sorry, you're not getting near my boy butt with a pathetic little thing.
>tfw made a stream and watching e3 with my friends with a shit ton of soda and chips
feels good senpai not gonna lie im having fun
>>379767328
bully my dick some more pls?
>>379766953
What's wrong with that?
>>379767207
As I was expecting from EA. Thanks anon.
I'm not even watching this year's E3 because I'm in Europe and every live streams will be when I'm at work or when I'll have to sleep (so I can go to work). I'm sad about it but I wouldn't have anyone to watch it with anyway.
>>379762440
Im alone. Pizza, garlic bread, bbq munchies and Haagen Dazs ice cream.
>>379766980
It's not about getting what you want... It's about being kind!
>>379767007
I'm not so sure if I'm interested, sorry...
>>379767207
I'm not a dummy! Or a liar!
>>379767328
how can i reply to that
i didn't choose it to be small anon
>>379767328
>size queen boi thinks his unwashed asshole is worth a big cock anyway
ayy lmao
bet you have a flat ass too
>>379767328
stop trying to make me horny
>tfw ComfyTheatre stream keeps lagging
Is there any other /v/ streams I can watch, I just want to feel like I'm with some friends damn it
>>379767559
Are you a virgin?
>>379762440
Not watching E3, not eating snacks because i want to lose some fucking weight.
>>379767683
iv got one but i want to keep it private so you will have to supply a burn email account for me to give you the link
>>379766868
Where'd you meet your bf??
I wish they just did all of E3 in one day so I could get it over with
>>379767889
This is /v/, if you're not a virgin then you are considered an outsider.
I don't mind if you want to be my boyfriend, /v/... As a girl, I can satisfy your sexual urges...
>>379768242
This guy is not a virgin
>>379766868
>>379768276
no dick
no care
>>379767559
Lying again I see...
>>379767889
of course he's not what do you think sissies do?
I already masturbated today.
>>379768284
butt he fucked a dude.
>>379768359
>>379767559
are you all from r9k? not trying to bully, legitimately curious, because those posts remind me of robots when i was posting there
>>379768412
same
are you technically a virgin if you only do buttstuff and never vagoo stuff?
does that make gays perma-virgins?
>>379768412
What'd you masturbate to?
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>379767569
>>379767569
>>379767569
>>379767569
>>379768276
>As a girl
???
nasty
>>379768043
On 4chan!
>>379768284
So what
>>379767559
Gibe what I want... Please?>>379768553
yes, yes I am.
>>379764460
Based anon. Anime is our identity here. All the good games recently, especially in 2017 are also from Japan. Go figure. Somehow its so hard to understand for normalfag new fags who bring their foreign political religion here.
Cup noodles, keiki and iced couhi for EA's show.
>>379765104
Don't know how much this will mean to you but hang in there anon. Water is a humble choice.
>>379768629
>new thread
why
>>379768576
Does that mean you're not a virgin if you cum by stimulating your prostate?
>>379768629
That's just a different thread with some high class fap material in the OP
For what purpose?
>>379768834
is it possible to loose your virginity to yourself?
>>379768584
Little girls feets.
>>379768629
Fuck off
>>379768276
are you a girl(male)?
>>379768992
>Snail
Good taste, although I'm more of a bat man myself
Cute anime girls on /v/ have given me a lot of good faps, especially dominating them in bed
>>379767889
No... It wasn't my choice though...
>>379768359
I'm not lying! Stop posting bugs! You said no sea life either and you linked me sea life!
>>379768553
>>379768710
No, I don't go to /r9k/...
>>379769106
l-lewd
>>379768576
yes, only penis in vagoo means you are not a virgin
>>379768276
L O N D O N
>>379769220
That's the best part. Especially because they act so innocent
>>379769126
why won't you take it to steam or discord or something? you clearly know each other
This thread is filled with FAGS
>>379769559
Because he's mean to me...! I don't want to talk to him...! He links me pictures of bugs and sea life and it's gross and I don't want to see it...!
>>379762440
I don't watch E3, nerd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ8AS300WH4
>>379769085
I love both.
Watched EA's shit with the wife and voice chat with old friend on discord.
snacks was just some shitty hot dogs.
>>379769668
it's not gay if we both like it
>>379769668
>This website is filled with FAGS
fixed
>>379769767
he posts them here too
fuck him already
>>379769830
what did he mean by this?
>>379769767
post your dick already
>>379770186
I don't want to do that kind of thing with someone who is mean to me...
>>379770310
If it makes you feel better I'll send you pictures of my cock
>>379769767
You're a sissy.
>>379762440
I'm only watching the Sony one because I only care about Japanese games. I'll probably eat a jar of queso and a bag of chips with a Coke.
>>379770258
it's not gay if you don't understand
I wish I could remove normalfags from 4chan.
>when your loving bf manhandles you in bed and you melt into a puddle of girl jell-o
Im getting horny.
>>379770737
Normalfags don't use adblock, Hiroyuki would miss out on their shekels if they were banned.
>>379770508
Either post your delicate feminine penis or gtfo, sissy boi.
>>379767559
>>379767328
>>379766412
How little is too little?
>>379770508
Stop gay-ERPing you fucking faggot
>>379770905
stop having lewd thoughts you dumb anime girl
>>379769559
Don't listen to this Anon.
With a chink friend of mine while eating ice cream, each of us half a continent away from each other.
Comfy
Why are you all so fucking faggy
>>379771589
are you fapping to their discussion or what?
>>379771712
we're lonely and horny and it mixes up
>>379771712
Im honestly trying not to be but when I see horny anons posting cute anime image I can't help but get excited.
>>379763784
>every fucking post or thread.
Its called recation images, you dont seen to understand the meaning behind it sinse you are new here,
>>379771213
....
How big is your?
>>379771213
You're such a little sissy cumdump, aren't you?
>>379772107
>inb4 10 inches because somehow all the cute guys on this site have huge dongs
>>379772289
my 4chan bf has a pretty big dick
not 10 inches but like 8.5"
he's uncut too <3333333
>have it all planned to watch E3 this weekend
>coworkers call in sick now I have to cover
>>379771213
Grilled chicken. All that was missing was a nice, cold beer.
>>379772184
But everyone already knows your steam id...maybe I should post it here to remind everyone?
>>379772428post his dick
>>379771694
MOVE YOUR FAT BODY FREERY
>>379771694
>>379772457
>the only two normal posts recently
>>379772457
>being a wagecuck
serves you right
>>379771856
>are you fapping to their discussion or what
I am
>>379772184
I NEED TO KNOW
HOW BIG!
>>379772583
I don't think he'd like that. His cum tastes bad cause he has like a LOT of protein in his diet. Swallowiing is still better than spitting tho also watching him cum on cam makes me go crazy
>>379772867
>I am
understandable, have fun
but i'm sure there is someone in this thread who could make it even better
>>379772972
now your just making me want the pics even more...
>>379772536
post it
join that cy.tube something room next time
>>379773062
>but i'm sure there is someone in this thread who could make it even better
Like?
>>379773082
DO IT!
>>379773579
>Like?
just say that you want someone to help you cum
trust me
>>379773423
>>379773485
the dumb sissy likes cats...
>having friends
99% of people who play games are so fucking insufferable, I prefer to have no friends.
>>379772786
I can't help it since I'm too perfect to qualify for anything from the government.
Sex
How I picture the people in this thread
>>379774620
cuteposters can't look that bad
I watched with people that like pro wrestling.
We keep repeating the words ICONIC, HISTORIC, RICH and EXPERIENCE like a bunch of retards
It was pretty fun
>>379774816
I have seen a few.
They look worse.
Post your report cards!
>>379774906
those i've seen were attractive
>>379774594
>>379774754
Sexual seduction only works on those blind, delusional and who are lustful and thirsty enough
>>379762737
who are you quoting
>It's a bullyfag sissycuteboy thread
>>379775487
Are you a cute anime girl
>>379775673
google his email
>>379775907
It doesn't really say who he is, it only says that he wanted to talk to the dude who supposedly fucked 4 anons
I'll be watching Nintendo's conference with my little sister. Other than them, I only care about Devolver Digital and Ubisoft (because Ubisoft always has the best cringe).
I got a bag of pepper sticks that my sister and I will share. Every time something cringeworthy happens, we have to down one, and every time a game that was already announced gets talked about, we down two. I'm fully aware that we're going to be dead halfway through the 13th, but whatever.
>>379776264
found that too
>tfw ywn be this alpha and normie
why fucking live
>>379762440
Probably not even watching desu senpai
Parmesian garlic bread and coffee
>>379776946
You're late the thread is dead
>>379762440
I'm watching it with other weebs on discord
The mods don't like me posting crying anime girls...
>>379777463
How about if you post your discord and then you can post crying anime girls to other people
>>379777736
Um... That's private... I'd probably get bullied if I posted my Steam or Discord...
The Easy Allies, I guess, since my friends are all sleeping or at work.
Fuckin' nerds didn't even take vacation for this shit. I'm gettin' paid full time to play video games, jack off, and watch the video game industries annual train wreck.
>>379777463
>>379777823
holy fuck what a whiny little bitch
Where can I find a replay? I just woke up, and every videos have a bunch of faggots talking over it
>>379777937
Please be nice...!
>>379777823
It's cool, what if i posted my email huh?
>>379778151
I guess I'd email you... If you promise not to be mean to me...
>>379777463
>>379777823
>>379778024
You're still ITT? Desperate for (You)s AND pictures of bugs
Myself
Cheetos, cheap sake, and beer
>>379776341
Seduce her
>>379778009
Twitch? It should be in the videos section of the twitch channel
>>379778280
I don't like bugs!
>>379762440
>watching E3
I gave up on it like 5 years ago, it's only gotten worse since then.
>>379775027
No they weren't.
Hang yourself weeb
>>379778208
I'll be nice[email protected]
>>379762440
>watching e3 in 2017
o i am lauffin
>>379778208
post your email, cute anime
>>379778469
Hello, Misty
>>379778364
She's 14 and has no interest in men.
>>379778208
e-mail me, too....>>379775487
/v/
Beer.
/lgbt/ unironically has the least obnoxious group of fags on this site. I hope you twinky (or obese) faggot roleplayers get fucked with a hedge trimmer
>>379778739
Um... Are you actually a BR...?
>>379779014
If you suggest me a temporary email site, I'll make one...
>>379779184
Who...?
>>379779301
I'm not manly, I'm girly...
>>379778624
yes they were
and it was fucking /r9k/
some of us are just lucky
>>379768726
thanks anon!
maybe one day
>>379779491
>If you suggest me a temporary email site, I'll make one...
Just make a cock.li
>>379779491
Does it matter if i'm just going to write in the queen's language?
>>379779491
Yes, that's why you should e-mail me, please
>>379779652
I made one... It's [email protected]...
>>379779671
Yes, I don't really want to talk with brown people...
>>379779756
But didn't you want a manly Anon...?
>>379762440
Are you the guy that always posts that image?
If yes, you are a slut.
>>379779924
Don't worry i'm "white"
>Weebs can post all this gay erp
>As soon as I post a brave warrior defending the Fatherland I get banned
Papa
>>379780302
at least his father wasn't beaten half to death by the mother
>>379779924
>>379780058
C'mon qt i'm waiting for you
>>379762440
With my girlfriend.
Nachos and beer.
>>379781905
cucked
>>379782763
How long have you been together/with her, and what is she like? If you mind me asking/don't mind answering
>>379782763
>girlfriend
girlfriend(male)?
>>379783353
it's tough being a third world monkey when even the cuteposters ignore you
>>379762440
H-hey qt i got some snacks but they are on my bed if you catch my drift
>>379783627
>tfw cute poster messaged me once
>>379783713
thats a weird place to keep snacks
>>379783713
Smart apu apustaja
>>379783771
Good job, anon.
But thats life, at least i have learned the valuable lesson of avoiding mentioning my nationality even when talking to cuteposters.
By the way anonare you cute
>>379783713
Suspicious
>>379784423
>are you cuteI'm cute online
>>379784579works for me
>>379784579
>tfw fun ends when they ask for more than words
>>379784760
>send them a picture of myself
>they think I'm really cute and sweet
>they look like a fucking gremlin when I finally convince them to share a picture
I feel bad wordlessly dropping them but...
>>379784665what's your email anon?
>>379784760
L-like what?
>>379785162
I've already posted here but[email protected]
>>379785162
Like pics or video chat
>>379785125
I don't think i'm that ugly but i'm not a qt anime boy that they want
>>379785474
I was more talking about my own experiences, sorry to make you think otherwise...
>>379762440
who is dis cute anime grill?
>>379785647
What? I'm confused
>>379786118
I'd share a picture of myself, they'd think I'm cute and want to get together with me. After prodding enough to get a picture out of them in return they look like something horrible. I've had this happen numerous times...
at school making fun of normie games with the other vfx students
>3 hours of cock hungry sissy attention whoring faggots using /v/ as a dating website and the mods still haven't deleted this thread
>>379786328
I didn't understand the part
>sorry to make you think otherwise...
I enjoy lewdposting until they ask for something more private
I don't want to disappoint them, so I end it there every time
>>379786328
>sent an anon a pic of face
>he says i could make a convincing trap
>>379786328
>tfw bullied by random anon making me feel even more self conscious
>>379786842
Sorry to mislead you...
>>379786843
>he stats referring to me as a girl after he sees my face, even after he asks and I confirm I'm a boy
>>379786908
That wasn't directed at anyone here, I promise!
>>379763784
>>>>/mlp/
kek, nice touch
>>379786843
I need proof.
>>379786843
Post pics, faggot.
>>379787398
>>379787534
i have friends IRL that browse /v/ sooo
noim not bullshitting or anything
awwooo as sorry
>>379787292
>>he stats referring to me as a girl after he sees my face, even after he asks and I confirm I'm a boy
Sure, sure
>>379788093
How about if you post it in private?
>>379788475
I have no reason to lie on the internet...
I watched with my Sister and we ate some hummus and naan with a bit of comfy music in the background. Only reason we watched EA was for nu-Battlefront and that wasn't even good; the separate multiplayer trailer we found on Youtube was better then the whole stream combined.
>>379788553
>lie count ITT: 3
>>379788553
how do i know your not one of them?
>>379788553
You have no reason not to either.
>>379789104
I have no cute friends
>>379789003
One of who?
>>379789175
Lying is wrong.
>>379789259
Then why do you keep doing it?
>>379789195
>>379789104
I also doubt it you're a third world monkey like me
Me and my buddies had a tradition of getting together and watching E3 but with my dafness i ended up getting signed to a university project that will last the entire week, so i'm not even watching it until thursday
>was going to watch with my boyfriend
>broke up on Thursday
Now I have nobody and the whole event makes me miss him more.
>>379762440
This is my first time watching E3 with friends and it's nice to be able to discuss everything with someone who has the same power level. I don't have food.
>>379792410
Get drunk and beg him to come back
With a few other friends on discord
Whatever I find in the fridge. Today it was pizza.
I hope the rest of E3 isn't as boring as EA's.
>>379792712
It's tempting, but he'd just end up hurting me again. Fuck I miss him anyway though.
>>379762440
>it's finally here
https://youtu.be/4Cepp6lQhBE
>>379793026
How about if you try to kill your lonliness by talking with other anons
>>379794538
I'd like to, but I don't know how to meet people.
>>379794981
Post your discord!
>>379762440
I'll probably shitpost about it in a /v/ discord I'm in and that's bout it.
>>379780302
Tell Hitler I said hi when you two meet in hell, Fritz.
>>379795258
sure thing franz
>>379795308
Thanks buddy.
>>379795037Okay#3015
>tfw nobody to give me attention for being a faggot
>>379795530#3075, oops
my dick
>>379795593
post discord fag
>>379795593
I'll give you attention for being a faggot if you give me attention for being a faggot. We can talk about skirts and thigh highs.
>>379795615
>>379795530
Invite sent
>>379795762
Sounds radical, my dude. But it's gotta be on one condition, you never cease to stop joking about it not being gay.
is this the hourly london thread
captcha; bangau poste
>>379795962
why is /g/ so full of secksee bois?
>>379795962
I want to fuck this
>>379795962
I'm sorry Anon, I can't do that. It's either gay or it's not gay, we can't straddle the line.
I blame 4chan for turning me into a faggot. When I first started coming many years ago I was a happy beta male somewhat into dick. Now I'm on estrogen.
>>379796687
>blame
you misspelled thank
probably just watching with the threads here, got some pringles and whatever juice or soda is in the fridge
watching the ea conference now since I missed it, tell me Im not the only one uncomfortable with this guys camera stare
>>379762696
>judging E3 off of EA's snoozefest show
You didn't actually watch EA's press conference did you? It's literally just one or two good games thrown into a mixture of annualized sports games
>>379795593
>>379795962
Email me man[email protected]
>>379764460
savage
>>379797420
What are you hoping to get?
>>379764460
Weeb: 1
Faggot: 0
>>379797661
To be honest, talk with a cute boy would be great but i know its usually nothing
>>379763784
>complaining about chinese cartoons
>on a chinese cartoon site
>>379797661
Is she a size queen?
I need to know.
by myself;_;
I had pizza and coke for lunch but I wasn't eating while I watched it
>>379774987
here ya go
>>379762440
Watching alone with doritos and Gatorade as a snack, pretty comfy desu :^)
>>379797795
What a lonely thing.
>>379798085
who?
>>379798391
Eh, it's life, can't win them all.
>>379798391
The brown skinned girl whose name I never remember.
Or you Anon
I just need to know.
>>379763784
Nice b8
>>379798241
>t. Pic related
>>379798508
I made an email for you, don't bore me.
>>379798556
I am, huge dicks make me insatiably horny.
>>379763192
>anime retard
>not knowing what 4chan is
Why are you guys so fucking gay.
OK gay or weeb.
>>379798839
I'll try
Pizza, wings and beer
>>379762440
Watching with a friend. Idk about snacks, whatever I have at the time, but at least I have friend.
Alone.
Scotch.
This is the year kids.
>>379765950
Two possibilities
>Actual normalfag that knows nothing and gets livid about Mongolian cartoons on a site made for them
or
>Low quality bait
>>379798839I have a huge dick, want to see?
>>379798839
How do you feel about a smaller penis?
>>379799508
Not him but can I see?
>>379798865
Because I discovered 4chan.
Also Females don't normally bully me.
>>379798876
Good boy.
>>379799508
Are you white?
>>379799603
I don't.
>>379764460
oh fuck
>>379799719
Sure, post a discord
>>379799796
White as heck.
I decided to try toffee
Seriously who the hell invented this, I feel like I'll loose my teeth.
>>379799941
Would a throwaway email work?
>>379799796
>Good boy.
holy shit
not anon but damn
reading that and thinking of being told that made me hard n hot
Hey guys what's going on this th
I have a big cock and I think I'm experimental enough to fuck a /v/ boi provided he's cute enough butI'm already in love with a girl oh god I want her so badly why do I have to be such a sperg
>>379799987
Oh shit I thought this thread was about food, this seems to be faggot general.
>>379800008
Sure
>>379795962
Why can't actual girls do stuff like this?
>>379800139
Please send it to [email protected].
>>379800112
You too if you don't mind.
>>379799941
Send it then.
[email protected]
>>379800013
It's been a while since you've been appreciated, hasn't it?
>>379800202
They do.
>>379799796
>I don'tCan you bully my small penis?
Please
>>379800112
>in love with a girl
>wants to show his penis to strangers
You are a worthless child.
>>379800293
>small penis
Not even that dude but that's pretty sad
Watching it with the gf with mandarins for snacks.
We're only watching the Bethesda, Sony and Nintendo conferences. Everything else we'll just read summaries.
>>379800587
It's not sad!
>>379800293
Explain to me for a second why I should bother? If it's small there's really no point in giving it any attention.
>>379800747
It is, you can't be a man if your penis is so small it can't pleasure anyone
>>379764460
Blackposting in suicide watch
>>379800278
>>379800286
Done and done
>>379801002
Looks thick, I like it. Where do I sign up?
With my waifuand my boyfriend!!!
>>379801113
Well you've got me email, right?
>handsome af irl
>feel no desire to connect with anyone and spend 99% of time alone playing vidya
>stuck reading permavirgins erping on a saturday night because I have literally nothing better to do
>>379801359
I suppose I do. Where do you live?
>>379801425
Wanna play videogames?
>>379801498England
>>379801582
actually L O N D O N
>>379801538
honestly I'd just fade away like I do with most relationships
I'm kind of a ghost
>>379801425
Pretty much in the same boat except I wouldn't necessarily consider myself handsome.
>>379801648
It's a real pity, all the cuteboys seem to be American
>>379762440
Nobody because I'd rather just browse /v/ when it's over to see what was announced.
I'm not watching a multi-hour presentation just to get told "oh this game is coming out in a few years".
>>379801685
I'm not asking for you to be a boyfriend.
I just want to know if you want to play a videogame.
I can't play shit on my PC, but if you want to play SFV just hit me up
>>379801425
>fairly attractive
>have had sexual encounters before
>still stuck lonely on 4chan each night because im terrible at making local friends
>>379801582
Fug, I'm in the US.
>>379801758
Sorry.
>>379801425
I used to be straight until one of these little /vg/ traps started playing with me every day.
After a few years he kept asking me if he was my type and I kept denying it.
He kept sending me pics until one day I raged and deleted him because I was tired of him being a faggot.
Now I know I was really the faggot.
He was so girly and cute I really regret it, I wanna fuck him so bad now. So bad that's it's gotten to the point that I've been going to gyms and gay bars hoping to pick up some twink that looks just like him so I can dress him up like how he used to dress up for me.
>>379801880
>have good looks and decent social skills (but no actual social life)
>girls make it blindingly obvious they're hitting on you, some have literally forced themselves onto you
>have no desire to sleep with them and just want to be at home alone playing vidya
>still a virgin
i'm literally broken
>>379802428
Schadenfruede. Thanks for sharing.
>>379801945
Pity
>>379802428
T-this is gonna be the straight guy I love, right? He'll come around and regret rejecting me eventually..
>>379802428
That's gay as fuck nigga
>>379802590
If it makes you feel any better, I'd love to feel your dick between mythighs.
>>379762440
My dog
Beef jerky because my dog like it too
>>379800747
THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO PLEASE A WOMAN
>>379800769
Because it can get a bit biggermaybe just barely average
>>379802745How did you know that was one of my kinks
>>379802657He won't.If he's a normalfag he's been out plowing actual girlpussy and never having a single thought about you.
Is blogposting okay? I'm straight but I have a gay story that happened to and I'd post it but I don't know if anyone cares or if the thread will get deleted soon anyway.
>>379802968
Random chance, I suppose.I'd love to feel your hard, hot fat cock rubbing between my thighs until you can't take it anymore. After you pour your cum all over my already milky white skin, I'd run my fingers through it and lick them clean.
>>379802669
We can go gayer
>>379803350
Just go ahead, it doesn't seem the mod staff gives a flying fuck about this thread existing
>>379802428
>childhood friend fell for the meme and became a total sissy femboi after gf dumped him
>tfw he actually passes
>tfw he's had a crush on you for years
>tfw I don't know if I'm gay or not
I don't know if I could live with myself after getting into my childhood friends booty
Not watching them at all, let alone with someone else. No food items either. Just working third shift. All I do these days are work and sleep.
>>379803379
Jesus anon, you're gonna make me want to book a flight
>>379803707
I wouldn't wish where I live upon anyone. I'm heading to bed now, maybe I'll send you some pictures in return tomorrow when I wake up.
i kinda miss my boyfriend
he treated me shitty but he was good at degrading me
>>379800286
Ok show me a picture of two girls wearing panty and stocking pantyhose on with /a/ in the background then.
>>379803902
post steam and i'll treat you like trash
>>379803841
Sleep well anon, I'm looking forward to it
Gonna watch with a few pals and do drugs and maybe order a pizza. Sony conference is gonna be fun.
>>379803902
you deserve better.
>>379804000
I hope you like striped socks and round boy butts. Have a great night.
>>379803979
Can I also be treated like trash?
>>379764460
vnice
>>379804114
i really wanna believe that anon
>>379804176
Did someone say striped socks and round boy butts
>>379804182
>doesn't post steam
Idiot
>>379803439
Here goes
Had a group of friends my first year of college. I liked one of the girls in the group
For Halloween we all decided to dress up and have a party at the house of someone's brother.
As a joke one of the asian guys, called James, decided to dress up like Alice, from Alice in Wonderland.
There was a bunch of booze and we all wanted to let loose and have fun, and I got a little touchy with the girl I liked.
We went to the second house in the backyard and started to fool around in the bedroom. I was feeling her up and I was so ready to fuck her mouth but we were so drunk at the time that she said she couldn't and passed out.
I wasn't going to fuck up my life and daterape this bitch, but I was so hard and blueballed I couldn't think straight.
>>379804176
More than just like, anon. Now I'm really excited.
>tfw I just want a cute trap boy
>>379804519
damn you sound desperate
>>379804303
How about a discord?
>>379804598
who isnt in this thread
im honestly thinking fondly about a shitty ex out of desperation right now
>>379804256
Arousing isn't it?
>>379804606
hurry you dumb animal before I lose interest in your pathetic life
>>379804256
Unless you've got a thick cock that I want to run my tongue across, I probably don't have much to show you.
>>379804519
Be patient for me, okay?
>>379804598
Be nice to him, he's done nothing wrong.
>>379804586
>tfw I just want to be cute
add me and i'll bully you
/id/lucmagnus/
>>379804661
I literally just want to discuss cracking open a cold one with the boys.
>>379804687
Very yes, would you wanna talk about it more?
>>379804790
I mean, I guess I could attempt to prove to you, if you'd want. Where should I sent it?
hello where is the new thread and where is the lewds
>Ctrl+F "Alone"
>14 matches
There you go, nice even number.
>>379804857
>wanna be a cute trap who receives head pats
>have thicc thighs and a round butt
>cursed with masculine facial structure
life is so unfair
>>379764460
Son
>>379805035
Please send some boy butts
>>379804790
It's E3 weekend, I'm not going anywhere.
>>379805406
facial feminization surgery
>>379804487
Apparently James had been harboring a little crush on me, and over the course of the night and several drinks he had decided to follow us to the other house.
I don't know what his intentions were at the time but I can only assume that he was just going to watch or something.
But after she had passed out James decided to come in. I was super mad and was thinking about going back and trying my luck with someone else, but James said that we couldn't just leave her here like this. And he was right, what if some dude came in and raped her while she was passed out.
So I felt like the night was lost and JAmes said why don't I just lie down and go to sleep with her. And so I decided to call it a night. But a few minutes after I lay down James said he was pretty tired and wanted to lie down too, so I sat up but he climbed over me between us. I was really tired and drunk but he kept rubbing himself on me. I had been hard for long time and it felt really good but I kept asking him to stop. He said it's okay, just to pretend that he's a girl. So I kept looking at my drunk passed out friend, and James slipped down and started unbuckling my pants.
I looked at him and said James, please don't. And he looked up at me and said, who's James? I'm Alice. And then he started blowing me.
I couldn't do anything because I was so hard and so horny that I was essentially paralyzed.
All I could do was push my face into my friend's breasts as James blew my until I came.
After I came, James fixed his wig and kept kissing my dick, and then he cuddled up next to me and kept grinding against my dick as I slept.
We all woke up in the morning and everyone pretended like nothing happened.
>>379805242
Sent ;)
>>379805406
Post
>>379805406
If you were feminine enough I would so fugg a round butt
>>379805528
have i read this before????
deja fuvking vu
>>379805463
I don't have a cute butt, anon.We could still talk on discord, though
>>379805469
I'll be in touch. I have finished my nightly pre-bed ritual of browsing /ck/ and /an/, I love you Anon, have a great night.
>>379805591
I'll see about you in the morning.
>>379805975
Thanks anon, hope I wake up to something nice
>>379805975
Sweet dreams anon, love you too.
>>379805785
I don't mind not having a cute butt as long as you're cool. Give me your discord.
>>379764460
BTFO
>>379804745
Ernie_D#6498Please bully
>>379806129
Someguy#8352
>>379805160
Well not anymore, now that you posted another "alone"
>>379805472
the thing is I do undeservedly well with chicks/submissive boi sluts because I'm quite a handsome lad in the face department, but in the most masculine way possible (strong chin, jawline, cheekbones)
but my body type is total twink mode with all my fat in my thighs/butt, and I'm super submissive sexually
>>379806197
Sent
normies are a mistake
4 sites weren't enough
>want to jerk off after reading this thread
>bf still wont give me permission to jerk off to things besides his cute trap legs and fat cock, if he even allows me to jerk off at all
its been 3 months send help maybe
>>379762440
>my waifu
>whatever is lying around the house
>>379806545
how tf would he even know
>>379806545
He doesn't have to know
>>379762440
No one. I will watch it all on YouTube because I work and am in japan, so the times don't match up. I have been alone for about a year now though, so I don't really mind. Here's hoping for Dragons Dogma 2.
>>379764460
Savage.
>>379806662
>>379806695
but that means i have to disobey him, and i cant do such a terrible thing.
>>379806838
god you sound like a fag
>>379806838
Post his legs and cock and we'll decide to do if it's ok to disobey.
>>379806838
>disobeying your bf even in thoughts
you don't deserve them
Sadly nobody. I need a boyfriend right now!!
>>379806838
if i was your bf i would let you jerk off to whatever you want
as long as you give me sauce (in more than one way)i love my tacos with extra sauce
>>379807085
I'll be your boyfriend, anon. How about it?
>>379807085
Stop being gay.
>>379807085
Post discord!
>>379806435
I didn't get anything
Has every E3 on /v/ gotten to these levels of gayness?
>>379807307
there should just be some massive group chat where all the lonely betas erp
>>379807307
This
>>379806912
well duh. theres no way i could resist a cutie like him.
>>379806918
never!
>>379806920
yeah you're probably right. i would be better off not even thinking of betraying him.
>>379807379
It usually becomes too circlejerky
Even for this massive den of scum and villany
>>379807153
thanks for the kind words anon but i get off on being bullied, especially by a cute trap like him.
>>379762440
My British friend invited me to watch E3 tomorrow. Snacks will prolly be Cup Noodles
I literally only care about Vanillaware's upcoming game and that is it
>>379775130
newfag LOL
>>379807615
holy degenerate
so you're more submissive than some sissy trap fag? what happened to you anon?
>>379807379
There is already one on /trash/ called /erp/.
Too bad it's a drama infested circlejerk.
>>379805242
I've send pictures to you.
Please be frank, i want to face reality!
>>379807759
Jiro this is your friend, get off /v/
>>379807735
i'm not sure but i know we both really enjoy it so its fine with me. you wouldnt want to be topped by a trap?
>>379764460
>Shitposter BTFO by a weeb
Fucking about time the natives fought back for once.
>>379764460
wow!!!!! btfo!!!!!!!!!! screenshot this for imgur!!!!!!!!!!/
.
>>379803379
What do you think would happen after that, slut?
>>379808805
i'd poop on your peepee
>mfw married to a woman who physically can't have sex because of a disorder, has a low libido, and sucks at anything else sexual
>last time I actually had sex was 2 years ago
>I've been with her for 6 years now
>haven't touched her sexually in 3 years
Don't get married for love. It doesn't get better.
>>379764460
>>379809046
Life isn't always all about sex, boyo, lust and sex are products of the devil
Friends
We are ordering a pizza
>>379809496
If you were in my situation, you'd understand how hard it is to live by that. My wife is basically a daughter and I hate it. I don't even think of her as a sexual being anymore. But at least it leaves me with more time for video games.
>>379809496
>>379809046
Honest question
But if a female doesn't give out sex what else can she do? I haven't seen many females that can do important stuff
>>379809813
Her care and love for you, that's honestly better than sexual pleasure
>>379809813
>>379762440
If I am gonna watch something, I am gonna watch it alone
and snacks, nothing planned to be honest
>>379764460
amazing
>>379809813
Nothing really. I'm the breadwinner and she barely makes money working a part time job a couple times a month. She sucks at cleaning, meaning I do most of it. She tries to cook, meaning she tries expensive recipes. Can't keep up with me on a slow jog or even be bothered to go to the gym to work out with me. She is a financial and emotional drain.
>>379809943 is completely wrong. I'd rather have a wet hole that could equally contribute than love right now.
>>379810176
That's what a prostitute or friend with benefits is for, you may as well as just go look for and find a hooker
>>379810176
Dude if she is truly miserable just have a divource.
My aunt is very sickdoctor had given her like 5 years of life but she has lasted for like 15 years right now and outlived a bunch of my other unclesand my uncle truly loves her, and while people would be worried if my uncle divourced from her, i don't think anyone would hold against him
>>379810176
and yet people still wonder why guys are slowly being enlightened as to how shitty women CAN be
>>379810320
I can sleep with other women, but I'm too cheap to pay a hooker. Plus, that's one of her rules, no hookers. Had a friend with benefits, but once she found out I was married she cut it off.
>>379810176
sounds like a divorce waiting to happen anon
the way you talk about her doesn't seem indicative of a healthy relationship
>>379810497
What disease specifically does your wife have?
>>379810437
She has depression and I know if I got divorced, she'd probably off herself. I still love her but like a retarded daughter or something so I couldn't do that.
>>379810614
Vaginismus. She said if she can't overcome it by year six of our marriage (at 3) that she'd want to divorce so she doesn't keep dragging me down into a life without sex. But I'm at the point where I've been without it for so long I kind of just hate sex and a lot of women. Know I'd be done dating if that happened for sure.
>>379762440
>Who are you watching E3 with?
No one, I don't have anyone to watch it with, I'll probably tell my "friend" about it in a few weeks when he bothers to hang out and then asks
>What are your snacks?
Vodka and cheerios
>>379810913
>Vaginismus
I've heard before that that's a untreatable bullshit disease caused by mental illness and anxiety or something. I'm not sure of the validity of that information, but either I'm sorry dude.
>>379811281
It's treatable with long therapy, but it's part mental. She had to go under just to have her hymen opened surgically. They even gave her botox shots in her vaginal walls to paralyze them. Didn't help much and she hasn't stuck to dilation therapy partially due to how busy she is with school. I just think she sucks at managing time. But if a woman ever tells you they have that, stay far away.