ITT: Characters who look like you

>>379504874
Evelyn?

Didn't know you were a whore OP. Then again I'm not suprised.

>>379504874
Post feet

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>>379505000
>>379505000

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN

>>379504874
Post ankles

>>379504874
N O V I G R A D
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>>379504874

>>379505098
Kill yourself

>>379504874
post photo in a hijab please

>>379504874
Have you ever been in any African-American themed pornographic films?

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>>379504874
Literally me.

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>>379505143
I'm rich and handsome marry me!

>>379505529
>>379504874
POST TITS NOW OR GTFO

>>379506717
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=196934417

The finall boss in Splatterhouse. Ya know, the one that looks like burnt meat.

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>>379504874
Are we in the presence of THE Evelyn Claire?

Just want to let you know I pirate your camshows

>>379507518
Is this link correct? Because i've got just a usual first page.

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My hair are a little darker though

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>>379504874

>>379507758
Post links.

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>>379504874
Except I don't get laid.

>>379508280
hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer

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Me

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>tfw

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>>379508913

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Without the helmet

>>379508913
beat me to it

>>379509021
Where the FUCK is her Tushy video

>>379504874
Fuck off Briana, you attention seeking whore.

>>379509624
She said she'll never do anal in a non-cam scene.

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We have the same facial structure and eye shape. The main difference between default James and I is that he has wrinkles, a beard and a different hairstyle

>>379508759
I ain't boutta spill my secrets. Look around and you'll find free, reliable sources. Or just look up evelynclaire videos on google.

>>379510068
>non-cam scene
What is that?

>>379510243
>we have the same cheek bones
uh what a resemblance indeed

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This is so me oh my god xD

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>>379505529
You are now my waifu.

post more yen pls

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>tfw she knows

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except without missing half my body

I can't think of anyone that vaguely resembles that lead singer from the doors

I LOOK LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF PERSONA 5 GAIS

>>379510448
Seriously, why has she done it?

>>379510448
>>379507758
>>379504942
>>379509021
Is she famous? This is the first time I've seen her. Does she work very little? I'd figure someone like her would be more well known.

>>379510647
No, I just browse /v/ everyday.

>>379510595
Not the main retard idiot imbecile my autism is going OFFFFFFF rrrrrrRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>379507758
Please tell me this isnt a set of (((Blackedl))).

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;3

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I look like Kyle Katarn and my real name is Kyle as well so it works.

>>379504874
Give me a hug

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>>379504874
Even motivated me to get ripped

>>379510660
You're gay.

>>379510825
It's a shame I'm straight desu familia

>>379510925
ok I've seen this guy having blue, green and yellow lightsaber

which is the right one?

>379511167
Silver

>>379510936
does it motivate to fuck kids too?

>>379510335
Scenes for actual porn companies instead of her cam vids on Chaturbate.

>>379510825
That's a pretty large vagina. It almost looks like a penis

>>379511406
No.
Also
He paid so it wasn't rape, just rough sex

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>>379504874

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>>379504874
>ITT: Characters who look like you

>>379507758
delete this picture of my sister

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>>379510773
She is.

>>379511167
He had a green one in Dark Forces 2, a blue one in Jedi Outcast / Academy, and a yellow one in Mysteries of the Sith.

>>379511742
Little boys can't really consent

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All those chacarcters here sure make me think /v/doesn't generate many lulz.

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just add 50lbs

>>379510647
not even. she was a camgirl with <200 viewers daily which is pretty low. shes extremely flat but has a really pretty face. I think she applied to Blacked and they accepted her. Now people are freaking out because its Blacked.
IIRC she still has around the same amount of viewers

>>379512604
I was meming

>>379512973
She actually got an agency, which lists her as available for shoots, so she apparently tries to get further into the industry. She also left her bf recently, which might complete the picture.

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>>379513191
you sure about that?

>>379513503
The true OTP. I feel so bad for Guts.

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does this count as a vidya character

>>379513825
LONDON?

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>>379513892
currently exploring Siberia

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>>379504874

Before you ask: I won't give you personal address and no, it's not in London. Back off.

>>379510825
Accepting I'd fuck cute boys is probably the greatest thing I've ever done

>>379509219
>>>/r9k/

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Not even joking

>>379514987
Where did you get this picture of me?

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Dont be jealous

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>>379515189
>ywn be the human equivalent of a pug

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>>379513825
where did you get that image

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>>379515476
what do you mean? that's me in the picture, anon

>>379507758

>Witcher girls look like porn stars

kek, this is good because.....

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>>379515689
dear god

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this is me

>>379517065
stay salty white boi

>>379517065
She's currently begging for 800 dollars to attend a convention and she can't even reach that, her cam career is pretty dead, basically one cuck who keeps sending money and barely anyone else.

She's also fucking entitled and constantly complains about the sad state of affairs, lmao.

>>379517221
Piss off nigger

>>379507758
Look at all those blemishes on her skin, that's how you know she's a dirty stanky whore despite the appearance she puts up.

>>379510448
>gap teeth

lmao disgusting

>>379517851
exactly. the blacked video really alienated her audience its hilarious.
Shes really bland and has resting bitch face

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>>379504874

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>>379505178

>>379518317
Neetlife has gotten me to a point where I actually watch hours of recordings of cam girls and skip the masturbating parts. Dunno, it's more entertaining than most youtube channels and her channel has been especially fascinating in the last weeks.

Living the dream.

>>379518916
i use to be employed by these cam sites to "moderate" as part of my job. fun perk of having 4 screens with dozens of them on at once

>>379515476
>Solid and Liquid Lara.jpg

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>>379504874

>>379519069
Wew, what a job description.

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>>379518317
>resting bitch face

But that only makes a girl hotter.

>>379514821
Be my bf please?

>>379515189
>>379515356
>maisie williams

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Could be worse I guess.

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I just broke up with a guy who said I looked like pic related. I've never played the games so I'm not entirely sold on it

>>379521291
post face

GOTHAM
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Is there a videogame character that looks like John c Riley?

>>379521291
are you a dude

>>379521331
no

>>379521447
no

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Do you have the red hair too? Please be my gf
C H I C A G O
H
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C
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what OP looks like

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literally me

>>379517065
is there a single porn bitch these days that doesn't get blacked?

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>>379522261
It's the only porn that has semi-decent pay. Some girls that have been active over a decade still haven't been blacked like Jessica Jaymes. Guess they're still holding on to the old school pornstar thing.

Also, Brazzers is currently looking for guys from 18-25, and preferably dorky. Seems perfect for /v/.

>>379508280
I would succ you dry.

>>379511167
All of them. Green saber from a ded Jedi who was his Ghost Master. Yellow Saber from a Dark Jedi who sacrificed himself so Kyle could survive, and the Blue one is the one he built for himself later.

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>>379511167
all of them
>Green one (Dark Forces II)
>Inherits his mentor's lightsaber as a gift from his dad

>Yellow one (Dark Forces II canon ending and Mysteries of the sith)
>Green lightsaber gets destroyed, Kyle loots a saber from a fallen dark jedi named Yun, Kyle keeps it for a while.

>Blue one (Jedi Outcast+Jedi academy)
>Later builds his very own, first personal Lightsaber, gives it to Luke and the jedi temple as a memento before quitting all that jedi bullshit, but takes it back years later to kick more dark jedi ass. Remains a jedi after all because why the fuck not.

>>379509021
>>379517065
she's so beautiful it doesn't bother me one bit. I'd marry her, even while she does porn.

>>379517851
I'd pay for whatever she wants. I make great money and could easily afford to fund her lifestyle.

>>379522891
>>379523150
Not close enough for hivemind, fucking reeee

>>379523350
Message her if not bait.

>>379523350
Message her and post the results here. Become her sugardaddy.

>>379523350
Do it faggot

>>379523350
She'll be online later:
twitter luvevelynclaire
chaturbate evelynclaire

Come on bitch, donate to her in the name of all her fans on 4chan, she's very mentally fragile right now, it's the perfect time.

>>379523763
>>379523350
Contact her on twitter and post convo screenshots here. Drop some memes while talking to her.

>>379523350
You will be getting doxed by hackers on steroids if you don't become her personal cuck you fucktard.

>>379523413
>>379523515
>>379523638
>>379523763
>>379523887

She seems to like BLACKED too much. Afraid my dick won't measure up to what she's used to. Her twitter is full of it and retweeting black-white love stuff.

>>379524001
Your money will make up for everything.
what do you do for a living?

>>379524001
It's just desperate promo for her most recent scene retard, she had a white boyfriend and she just dropped him to get into porn, it's not working out very well and her cam career is pretty dead, she's desperate and somewhat depressed and bitchy right now, you couldn't find a better time to become her sugar daddy. Stop larping and do something productive for once.

>>379524001
Stop being a faggot and do it or you'll be forced to buy a dog and curtains

>>379504874
She looks like my coworker. Same face and same hair.

>>379524336
post pic!

>>379524001
Here's her latest camshow, literally from one hour ago:
https://mega.co.nz/#!EHpTCJwK!GXeVCzvSMvpwcNJpdOUE2JQtaQ3dbxpdsGIeq4fONLE

Check the last third, she's desperate.

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Could be worse

>>379524534
someone download this
I don't want to be a dolphin porn guinea pig

>can't even mention Yen on /v/ anymore without some cuck posting a nigger loving piece of filth because she has lomg black hair like Yennefer.

Thank /v/.

>>379524780
he posted this early. it's just gore shit

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literally me

>>379524534
>become a nigger lover
>wonder why no one wants anything to do with you anymore

lmao

>>379524780
FYI, There's no masturbation, she's just whining.

>>379524869
Fuck you bitch, stop lying. Check camstash for the link.

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>>379524714
Can we be friends?

>>379524534
No thanks i don't want to take a ride in the party van

>>379524534
she sounds dumb

>>379525403
You think smart people need to whore themselves out?

>>379525454
Camwhoring is pretty smart. I wouldn't mind my imaginary girlfriend doing it if she makes legit moneys with it. At least the women knows that her body is about the only desirable thing about her.

>>379525694
But would you mind her doing interracial porn?

>>379526180
not him but fuck no

>>379524001
anon deliver pls

>>379526180
I said camwhoring, not being a degenerate whore.

>>379514363
>>379504874
LONDON!!!!

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but with hair and no hat

>>379524534
You can tell how young she is.

Does anybody know a character with a big nose and Jew fro?

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Just with glasses

>>379527375
Moby?

>>379526695
How do you know that soldier has no hair?

>cut herself in the past
>likes cutting people
>likes hardcore BDSM
>has some form of throwing-up disorder.
>is incredible self-conscious of her body.
>has narcissistic tendencies.
>likes spiders and lizards.
>prefers to wear black
>started camming literally one day after her 18th birthday.
>lost all her friends outside of the porn industry
>BLACKED

Fun to watch, but keep your distance if you value your sanity.

>>379527502
Just a typical 16 year old girl myspace girl.

>>379527375
You're patches?

>>379524714
I too look more like ethan then anyone else.

SHAWN! SHAWN! SHAAAWWWNNN!

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>>379527502
wat's her name again ?

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>>379504874
>>379505143
>>379505529
>>379508932
>>379509338
>>379510004
>>379512331
>>379513825
>>379514209
>>379515476
>>379521291
Femanons, I give you all permission to date me!

>>379528058
>>379523763

>>379528140
probably only 1 female among these

>>379520568
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>379528275
>only 1 female at a time is allowed on the 'chon

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>>379518654
>kek

>>379528715
no but if you had been here for longer you'd know that /v/ is 98% trannies/homosexuals who love to cross-dress.

>>379528715
>what are trannies
>what are shitposters

>>379527502
>>379524534
Someone give me a quick rundown on Wolfie. Who is he? What is he like? How does he get the money? What's his endgame?

>>379528726
rip

>>379529075
Longtime moderator/highest donor. Close relationship to her, without ever meeting her in person of course.

Apparently has a small dick, because she mentioned she felt bad when she did the dirty talk in the Blacked scene, "You're so much bigger than him", etc. and thought of some of her donors, Lmao.

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Here's a selfy I just took.

>>379529425
>Close relationship to her, without ever meeting her in person of course.
That must be so weird. She knows that all he wants to do is fuck her and that he's constantly masturbating during the conversations and is smart enough to not get near him, but their friendship might actually be semi-genuine (not only motivated by what he's paying her) if they're that close.
does she ever get baited? considering she's so small she must read everything people send her

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>>379525694
I told about this to my GF (well, sorta, about selling used pants), and oh the hypocrisy.

"What am I, a whore???!?"

heh

mfw

>>379529752
Your gf is a prostitute?

>>379529602
You are cute!

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>no one ever looks like Morrigan or a Senran

This is 4chan, granted, but still.

>>379529710
Well, wolfie is always on patrol and will kick you out if you talk shit and you also need tokens to even get in there.

If you get past this, yeah, she reads pretty much everything and takes basically everything personal, especially when she's in bitch mode, which she constantly is right now.

>>379529864
No, for that I am aware of. But I'm a mysogynist so for me, every woman is a whore somehow

>>379514987
please stop posting this picture of literally me

>>379527502
Did she tell it during her broadcasts?

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Alot of people say I look like Payne from the 1st game. The only real difference is the haircut.

>>379530165
Yeah, she's very open and whines all the time about all kind of stuff. As I said, she doesn't seem to have friends outside the industry and dropped her bf, so she's somewhat starved for attention.

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Not nearly as fat or cool though

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>>379530167

>>379504874
we're not gonna see pics from that same desperate camwhore are we?

>>379530876
Check the thread, this was /evelyn/ general.

>>379521291
>>379521658
Whoops

>>379526695

>Name ONE (1) lingua franca

>>379530439
What does her bf look like?

>>379530167
Then get a haircut. MP1 Max is a lady-slayer.

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(Male)

>>379529752
You should tell her she would get a lot of attention and moneys for it. Those are about the only things a woman cares about.

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Just add a 5'o clock shadow and you literally have me at work.

Its spooky all right

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Me on the left.

>>379531535
>tfw I'm already a chad
When my hair grows out, it does come out looking like Max's hair.

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>>379531389
*looked like. She dropped him.

>>379531904
me taking selfies

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>>379532019
lel he looks like a twink version of Tom Brady

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>>379504874
me irl

>>379531904
Me with the glasses.

>>379531624
Have you ever made a game?

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>>379531540
You should wear a skirt, you fucking faggot.

>>379532332
No, nor am I a hacker. I just really look like Spooky with a 5'o clock shadow.

I even have a terrible addiction to cigarettes. I know they are killing me and I don't care.

>>379532019

Eddie Furlong still got it!

>>379532190
>>379532693
They were together for quite some time. She dropped him because of "disagreements" concerning her venture into the porn industry, among other things.

>>379504874
Nate in Uncharted 1 and 2 looked so much like me that my wife invited friends over so they could laugh at making "me" jump off cliffs and stuff over and over.

Not sure how I feel about that.

>tfw loving Yennefer
>tfw to shy to tell her

She's live now btw:

#EvelynClurr on myfreecams

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i look exactly like him, i hear it a lot from people who play the games

>>379533008

Damn you faggots, you are making me feel bad for her.
She is cute and all, and I like men, but man... sounds fucked up.

>>379533124
Post face

>>379533008
vapid drugged out slut

her mannerisms will make you wonder why you ever thought she was hot

just fair warning

>>379533124
if you're not lying, i'd fuck you irl

>>379533206
Her facial expression game is pretty strong, but this guy is right >>379533296, she loses appeal when she starts with her bitch mode. Still entertaining.

>>379509304
Nick Kroll?

>>379532019
lel i'm hotter than him

>>379512331
Ugly. That looks like a fat kid's face.

>>379533450
she just took off her shorts

quoting directly re some disgusting rash she has:
"what is this red mark on my ass? "

>>379533960
Travel to California then, now is your chance to score :^).

>>379534059
Based Wolfi bankrupting himself once again.

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me_irl

>>379510925

Kyle you and me seem like we would be awesome niggas - only because Kyle Katarn IS my nigga.

I know it's too much to ask to keep him canon but my god it would be amazing if they did. They already Kathleen Kennedy already kept Thrawn canon but if they give me Katarn I will be satisfied seriously, sorry about the Star Wars nerding out but goddamn I love Dark Forces.

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>>379534178
Nice muscles.

>>379533124
Yeah ? Post face if true. Otherwise fuck off.

>make an account to shitpost in her chat
>non donation members are muted
fuck off

>>379519852

Stop posting Mojo.

>>379521291

Seems like he just called you a redhead, in a wheelchair.

>>379521861
Fight me albino nigger.

>>379521918
Liar/10.

>>379524873

10/10, I'd your species!

>>379525058

Honest/10, I promise your dick will grow 2.3 centimeters in the next year! - But seriously you look a little better and you aren't that fat Mark.

>>379526513

You're 20 pounds to big for her and you know it. Also your hair curls dumb bitch.

Still really cute though...

>>379530753

You can be that cool for as little as $6.99/month.

>>379534460
>Boba Fett movie
>surprise Kyle cameo
HNNNNNNGGGAAAAAAA

>>379535068
Yeah, that's the thing. Wolfi is also a fucking autist with a loose finger on the ban hammer and never misses a second of her being live.

I look like Daniel Radcliffe after cocaine abuse and put on 30 pounds

>>379535317
Does anybody know anything about his real life? Is he a NEET wasting his mom's money?
According to her profile Wolfi recently donated 11,000 tokens. That's like 500 dollars, right?

>>379535574
Around 800. And that's just a one-time donation, he is around every time she is online and constantly donates dozens of tokens.

No private information on him, but he has a direct communication channel to her and coordinates to always be online when she is. There's also this little episode: >>379529425

>>379504874
Seems accurate. Sorceresses in witcher are always uglier than they look. They use magic to make themselves look hot.

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>>379535893
I wonder what goes on in the heads of those really serious porn fans who promote their favorite girls and go to conventions and stuff. Do they hope for love? They can't be that delusional, can they?

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>tfw 6 foot 117 pounds

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Close enough

>>379505398
>WITCHED

>>379510448
>pale
>black hair
>blue eyes
This is the GOAT female configuration. Witcher devs are also well aware of this.

>>379536205
They're just lonely as fuck and desperately in need of emotional and sexual fulfillment. Following a smaller cam girl can be a kind of constant girlfriend experience if you spent the money. Sad but understandable.

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>>379507758
>>379509021
>>379510448
Superior version

>>379536643
>Evelyn Claire
She'd be a 10/10 if it weren't for that gap between her front teeth.

>>379536062
>>379536785
Don't post Jen in such a degenerate thread.
inb4 piss memes

>>379536785
Facial structure doesn't fit at all, desu senpai.

>>379536824
And her shitty tits. Take the thing you're the most insecure about and multiply that by 10. That's how she feels about her tits. She literally cried herself to sleep when her scene dropped because people where criticizing her tits in the member section of blacked, wew.

>>379536824
I like the gap.

>>379537146
I'm unironically insecure about everything except for my penis.

>>379537146
>Take the thing you're the most insecure about and multiply that by 10. That's how she feels about her tits. She literally cried herself to sleep when her scene dropped because people where criticizing her tits in the member section of blacked, wew.

Aaaaaw, sounds terrible.
I hated mine, then I got a boobjob and now I hate them even more...
>>379536824
Is kinda cute.

>>379537647
>boobjob
She's seeking for a female cam partner and bdsm dom, how about it senpai?

>>379537647
Tell us more about your fake boobs, please.

>>379537479
It's ok. As a black guy you also have sports if you don't feel like doing porn.

>>379536824
It's a cute gap and not a cosmo gap.

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>>379513825
>>379514209
>>379515476
>>379515689
wew

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My stats are abysmally low though.

>>379510448
I mean she has cute facial expressions but it's ruined by the fact that she is a massive cunt.

>>379538005
I'm whitezilla.

>>379537963
Nah. I thought about it many times, but then I realize I'm ugly as sin, mate, and that would destroy my ego. The little there is, that is.
>>379537976
What do you want to know, anon?
Periaerolar incision, 375 cc. They look surprisingly good while wearing a bra, but nipples look horrible.
I regret it.

Hope she never goes that way.

>>379510448
those teeth though lmao

>>379538685
Has it changed how people react to you? Were you in a relationship at the time and if so how did your partner react? Did the surgeon do a bad job or is that just how fake tits look? How much did you spend?

based mods leaving up a camgirl thread

>>379538685
post pic

>>379538685
Yeah, being ugly basically defines your whole life, I know that all too well.

>>379539179
/evelyn/ general when?

>>379538991
No
No, never been in a relationship
Great surgeon, great job, just fake tits and shitty genetics, I guess.
I'm not sure because I didn't pay all of it. I guess that something around 6500€
More or less the same as the nosejob.
>>379539524
It hurts so much, being ugly...

>>379539901
>boobjob
>nosejob
>cashflow
>no bf
I'm getting intrigued. How old are you? Did your parents pay? Are you uglier than your mom?

>>379539901
Did you just want bigger tits or were they malformed in some way?

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literally me

>>379540117
second

Yeah, I always suspected that Wolfi is a German furry, basically confirmed it right now.

Fucking TYPICAL.

>>379540879
What did he say?

>>379504874
LONDON

>>379541045
Just confirmed that he's speaking German, his furry state is not confirmed completely yet, but there were many hints beside his name.

emotional midget

>>379540117
25. I'm already past my prime and sinking deeper and deeper into the unknown.
They paid for half of the rhyno.
I used some of their money to pay the BA, so I guess you could say they paid 25% of it (?)
Yeah. She was fucking gorgeous when she was young. She and my aunt got an offer to be models. My aunt accepted (she is whale now) but my mother didn't. I remember her having stalkers and guys offering her things if she slept with them when I was a kid.
>>379540301
They were fine, just small like >>379507758
Cute, in their own way. Small, pale, pink nipples.
Now the nipples are ugly and brown, one is higher than the other, and over a bloated ''breast''.
Only to think I'll have to go trough the same in 10 years... I regret it so fucking much...

There she goes, lmao, close to breaking down.

Was thinking about shelling out 20$ to take control of the chat, but that just goes against my principles desu.

>>379541794
the most pathetic camgirl display i've ever seen

>>379536062
a power you wish you had

>>379504874
Hormone therapy's going well, huh!

>>379541849
She know that she either has to find a real job soon for basically the first time or fully commit to hardcore porn as the girl "who needs the money", which was always the thing she wanted to avoid at all costs. Well, we're close to the final act of this mess.

>>379541794
>>379541849
>>379542131
Please tell me someone's recording this. I'm on the train and have to use this thread as a transcript.

>>379541576
My mom was a famous fashion model and I'm not as pretty :(
What's the difference between you and your mom? With me it's retarded nose. I'm thinking about getting it fixed. How was your NJ?

>>379516556
You look like a faggot

>>379542267
She was on mfc instead of chaturbate this time, so the usual archives probably didn't pick it up. It was not a full melt-down, she just switched to bitch mode and rage quitted when even her usual cuck squad stopped talking in the chat, wew.

Kind of hyped for the next episode.

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With slightly better but also shorter on the sides hair and no tattoo.

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>>379504874
I'm not joking either.

>>379525058
Only honest one here

>>379542827
Do you have a pet bird?

>>379542827
pic of your perfectly trimmed fro

>>379542960
I did, he died 2 years ago.

>>379543050
rip

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I know MC's of the series are generally supposed to look very average, but I'm white and look exactly like Joker, and so I literally bought the game to roleplay as myself.

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>>379543043

>>379542430
Lots.
She was/is your usual spanish beauty, with brown eyes, louscious lips, tanned skin, raven black hair.
My father is a ginger, so I'm pale, amber eyes, auburn hair...
In witcher terms, I'm a cross between Keira and Philippa.

Get the nosejob. Worth every cent. I had mine like 2 years ago? No regrets. Best investment in my life so far. Which I guess is not hard, but...
>>379542795
>>379542267
I wish I could see it.
I mean, I feel bad, it will make me feel bad, but at the same time, there is something enjoyable in watching someone break...
Hope everything turns out well for her in the end.

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me on the left

>>379536768
There's nothing understandable about him being a fucking retard

>>379543401
Timestamp you stupid nigger

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>>379543401
nice

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>>379504874

>>379543463
>In witcher terms, I'm a cross between Keira and Philippa.
My mind is not able to compute this, but it sounds pretty cool.

>>379543616
Drug addicts or religious extremists are also "understandable", which means to me that you can see what motivates them to a certain extent, doesn't mean that they're not fucking retards.

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>>379504874
>Characters who look like you

>>379508809
Vincent looks like what would happen if Junpei and Joker fused and then went absolutely nowhere in their lives

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>>379507758
>gross slut with no womanly attributes
>looking like Yennefer, a magical sorceress who's a literal goddess (with magical help of course)

>>379544662
She's manipulative, narcissistic, only wears black and only accepts men around her when she has at least the illusion of control.

You couldn't find a better Yennefer desu.

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The man face jokes were right, she just looks like me in drag

>>379545103
>man face
Opinion discarded