>tfw no new Poker Night At the Inventory game ever again

>>379107878
Good. I'm garbage at poker and I still haven't won all the items from past games.

>>379108342
It's pretty easy, man. I still don't understand Poker and I won everything.

>>379108654
1 is easy. 2 is lengthy and obnoxious. You have to be insanely lucky to always hit those requirements just to unlock one item.

>>379108913
2 is a little bit harder but the writing also isn't quite as good as the first one

Ash and Claptrap were just poorly done.

>>379109130
>Ash and Claptrap were just poorly done.
Agreed. Terrible additions. Ash should have been great.

Quick!
Post one character from your dream line-up and they have to play with 4 others named. See if you make an actually interesting table. I'll do an easy start
>Carl Brutananadilewski

Travis Touchdown

Aku, as a Dealer
no mako though RIP

>>379109467
>Pyro

>>379109467
>>379109758
I can see Travis unironically thinking of Carl as this awesome all-knowing guru, not a good combo

>>379110336
>*not a bad combo
that was the opposite of what i wanted to say, hands

>>379110336
>WOHOAAAH
>Is that a freakin lightwaver?

>>379109467
Little My from the Moomin series

>>379109467
Max Payne

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>>379111265
>random cuts to Max's internal narration
>characters joke about him looking like he ate a lemon
>slow motion as he lays down cards
I'll take it.

I looked overevery OW character trying to pick out which could actually work in a cast
Most of them are just way too pure and friendly to work in a gambling setting.

Sombra, Reaper, Reinhardt, maybe Roadhog & Junkrat together. Everyone else is either too friendly and innocent or just isn't the type.

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>>379107878
>Rick and Morty
>Rhys and Fiona or Bigby or Lee
>Scaramouche
>Garrus Vakarian or Wrex

I don't know who the dealer who be

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>>379109467
Armstrong

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>>379109467
Someone from Shovel Knight
Preferably Plague Knight, but King Knight would probably make more sense.

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A Skullgirls character

>>379112116
>Sombra and Scout
>Both surface-level "Scout's trying to hit on women who are out of his league and not interested in him" bits and "the future is now, old man" bits

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>>379113420
Fuck yes.

Telltale doesn't have the balls though.

>>379112116

I think McCree has enough of an attitude for it.

My first thought was actuall Zarya, but she'd just be a complete retread of Heavy.

>>379114281
Mccree has a bit of attitude, but he's also a really, really nice guy.

Zarya's heavy with less of the comedic angle.

>>379113934
more like skullgirls isn't nearly as popular enough to make it

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>>379112116
What about the chuuni?

>>379112194
>Reddick and Memerty
>Memelands characters

Get the fuck out of this board.

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>>379112194
Where are all the 14 year olds finding out about this site? Is it Reddit? 9gag?

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>>379114605
They're both factors.

>>379114667
who?

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>>379112194
>inviting Bioware
Only if they also animate their characters.

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>>379114847
>>379114861
>R-R-R-Rick and M-M-Morty is a show f-f-for dumb reddit fags haha, am I c-c-cool now m-mister 4chan sir?
When will this meme die?

>>379112194
>Scarameme from Hackurai Trash
>Reddit and maymay

>>>/co/ or better yet, >>>leddit

>>379114847
>Tales of the borderlands
>Bad
Didn't know summer is here already

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>>379115651
>Implying Rick and Morty isn't a shitty show made for autistic redd1tors
Good one, pal.

>>379113420
>Tfw we can't face the majority of the cast in black jack, and poker
>Tfw can't see the glorious banter between them
I also want the Payday crew mostly for jakect

>>379114847
>Tales
>Bad
Still riding that "Borderlands is bad" bandwagon dick I see

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>>379116345
Nice one anon, you really put that filthy reddit pleb in his place. Welcome to the 4channel club kiddo, you should be getting your complimentary loli in the mail

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>>379116191
>>379116608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hafc3oq_kSY
top-tier humor for top-tier gaymers amirite?

>>379117103
>DUDE CERRY PICKED PORTIONS OF TGE GAME LMAO
not an argument

>>379116191
Well it is June anon. Most schools are out in May in the US, dunno about europe though.

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>>379117103
>Has to post a little joke video that doesn't effect the game in any way
Trying way to hard

>>379116191
>>379116608
>walk down a hallway and have the boring characters tell you the boring story telltale standard
>good

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>>379109467

Hellboy. Hellboy makes everything better

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>>379117103
>Doesn't post anything about Tales of BL
>Posts a fucking nothing video from Presquel
Really jogs the noggin nice Shitposting though

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Pic related would be beyond perfect for one of these games.

>>379117573
Can they get Ron Perlman to voice him?

>>379109467
Zone-tan

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>>379117669

obviously

>>379117571
>It's okay when shooters do the same thing over and over or RTS games
>But not adventure games
Try harder to shitpost

>>379117773
who in the fuck here is talking about shooters or RTS games

>>379115651
Rick and Morty is fine, but it'd be incredibly grating to listen to Justin Roiland say the same bullshit 50 times in a row.
Bioware is incapable of making good shit at this point in the same league that Gearbox is. Way too politically correct, to the point of pushing agendas in their media. "Why aren't you retards doing the right thing that us superior folk are doin? Support our causes or you're human garbage."

>>379117229
>cherry picked portions of the game
Nah m8, I've played 120 hours of Borderlands 2 and about 60 of Pre-Sequel. The writing is mainly fucking old garbage they've pulled from the internet, or everyone saying "awesome" and "badass" to the point of exhaustion. The writing is like that through the entire game.
The gameplay is the only reason to ever play that game. If Borderlands gets a new writing staff for 3, I will pre-order that shit.

>>379117573
Hellboy and the Goon.

>>379117767
They didn't get Bruce Campbell for Ash. I'm just covering the bases here since it's absolutely required.

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>379117571
Not worth the (You) at least try to tell us you have shit tastes to before you spout out shit.

Your baiting skills needs inprovment

>>379117902

They didn't? Weird, he can't be busy

>>379117860
You gave a shit reply and I gave one back since you clearly are just baiting

>>379117894
Borderlands can be enjoyable in many different ways some may like the story, or some may not it's quite pathetic people will just immediately hate a game because someone Said a buzzword that triggers them

>>379109301
It's also rediculous that they couldn't get Bruce Campbell.
It's not like he's retired or something. Fuck, he's playing Ash as we speak.

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>>379109467
Mr. Lahey

>>379109467
Dallas, then you could have tie in masks for payday

>>379118328
>Said a buzzword that triggers them
I wouldn't say its that. I think they just do a shit job of portraying PC culture. They make it their mission to mention how gay Hammerlock is at every possible turn, as if its the only character trait of his that matters other than his blatant British accent.
Ellie, a literal landwhale, is only seen as attractive because of the literal maniacs in the desert that have never seen another woman. The only reason she hasn't been eaten for the meat on her bones is to serve as a plot device, and to show that she's "strong" as an independent woman even though she's being shit on by the bandits 24/7.
I'm not triggered, I'm just disappointed.

>>379118373
Bruce has had a lot of gigs lately, what with his ongoing TV show and such. Must have been a conflict. Or they just didn't try very hard.

>>379109467
Dr. Fred Edison

>>379109467
Rick Sanchez

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>>379109467
Joseph Joestar

>>379109467
The Voice Inside Your Head

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I want these guys