"That kid" thread

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>using uppercase in greentext

>>>/out/

>>379062075
You don't capitalize the first letter of the first word. Any word after that is fine.

>>379062104
What game?

>>379062440
uhhhhhhh, Smash?

>>379061950
>that kid that would push random directions/the cancel-button on every menu when you were trying to start a multiplayer game
>that kid that unplugged the console when he was about to lose

>that kid who always made you watch them play and never gave you a turn.
Fuck you, Spencer.

>>379063382
Spencer is the single most "that kid" name in existence.
>you died its my turn
>yeah but let me show you this thing real quick

>>379063203
>>that kid that unplugged the console when he was about to lose
Fuck this kid.

>that kid who invites you over to play a fighting game they constantly play, and acts high and mighty when they beat you
Fuck you Patrick, i dont even like wrestling games

>>379061950
>That kid who says your favourite game sucks because the graphics suck
>That kid who posts "Oh you okay Mario Kart? Implay hardcore games" tier posts on Facebook
>That kid who makes a GTA V Mario mod, whilst saying incorrect facts about Mario and Nintendo

>that kid that reposted the same fucking thread for 8 years straight

>>379063479
I once slept at his house
>get there, hes playing wow
>watch for an hour, his brother walks by and tells him to give me a turn
>i tell him its fine
>wake up, must have dozes off. its the next morning. He is still playing wow
>go home and never go back there

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>that kid who browses reddit for his serious discussions and shitposts on 4chan

>>379063723
>that kid who would come over just to bitch

>that kid who wrong warped into the girls locker room

>>379063814
>same kid was tied up by the girls as they force crossdressed him and renamed him Alanda

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What is that kids name?

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>>379063570
>that kid who said whilst

You deserved every second of bullying in your life, anon.

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>>379063814
>that kid who wavedashed to lunch
>mfw when a kid died so the moms made the principal take jumping downward out of the curriculum
>mfw she also banned L-canceling because Fox News said it was turning us gay

>that kid that borrows a game from you only to loan it to someone else witbout asking
>always conveniently forgot to bring it back when you see him at school but promises he'll bring it tomorrow

>>379063952
Can you redpill me on this, whilst not being mean?

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>that kid who invited you round to his house every day after school
>parents were always around so afraid to say no
>it always ended up with him playing and me watching
>that same kid you got you to hold his pokemon card collection at break while he played with other kids

>>379063951
Damn, his knee got fucked up.

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>that kid who had a bunch of multiplayer games but would make you watch him play single player mode
>he gets butthurt when you stop coming over

>>379062075
>Not using uppercase in greentext

>>379063951
Little shitter deserved it

>>379061950
A lot of kids talked like Mario when I was a kid

Because we were from New York.

>>379064402
fuck that kid

>>379064023
>dad tells you never to loan out games without collateral, warns you about "that kid"
>shares his own "that kid" story
>you still loan it out

guess you have to learn about the lower classes so.ehow...

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>>379062075
>Caring about what case faggots on this website use

>>379064557
This. You always have to loan a game and then get one loaned yourself as collateral. That's what i did in school.

>That kid who would think shit like Mario and Power Rangers are real
>While 13

I put up with this shit all the time in 8th grade.

>That kid who swore that the voodoo2 he was selling just said 8MB on boot but was secretly a 12MB model.

It was me and he should've known better, you could count the ram chips for God's sake.

>>379065092
which class was it? Ours was supposedly jacking off in music

>>379065235
Science for me.

>>379065092
>That kid who saw porn the entire class in the computer lab and never got caught
I wanted him to get caught so bad, shit would have been interesting.

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>>379061950
I was that kid.

>tfw I told one of my friends you could unlock a True Dark ending for Shadow The Hedgehog if you unlocked all the secret doors.

>tfw I borrowed a friend's copy of Lost Planet 1 and never gave it back

>>379065235

History

My uncle was actually the teacher in the class. It was some short and scrawny hispanic kid.

>>379065235
History for me
>desks touching and poorly made so any movement and everyone would know it was you
>new quarter after break get placed next to a kid obsessed with lifting
>one day doing work when shit starts vibrating
>stop for a second wondering if my desk is about to collapse
>realize its the kid behind me jacking off
I guess he was pretty good at hiding it since nobody else looked at him weird or mentioned it

>>379065542
D E V I L I S H

But seriously, you deserve to be on /v/.

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>that kid who couldn't beat vulcan raven and let you have a shot and you beat it for him first try even though you didn't own the game and then he immediately took back the controller

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>>379061950
I never had any "that kid" moments in my life
And I can assure you that I was never "that kid"
Probably maybe because I never had any friends to talk vidya when I was a kid

>>379061950
>that kid who cried like a bitch if you beat him in smash
>the kid is 15 years old

>that kid who made up cheat codes
"Yeah dude you can totally unlock pikachu by doing all of the 150cc cups in a row without losing, then win on Rainbow road while going backwards an entire lap."
>still tried it though

>>379065542
>Never gave it back
Fuck you man.

>>379066189
Excluding the spoiler, this is me.
Stop associating with dickbags, and just talk things out with your friends.
Shit's not hard.

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>>379065092
>that fat smelly freshman spic who made the entire student body lose computer privileges in the library for this reason.
Fuck you Jorge.

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>>379063753
This is the way of the patrician, though. You use Redd1t as your personal slave labor to answer questions about games and other shit, then you go to 4chan and call people faggots. What other way is there?

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>that kid who brought chips with him and greased your controllers

>>379062075
>Could You Be Any More Of A Faggot FUCKING DONT TELL ME HOW TO GREEBTEXT CUNT

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>that kid who pauses the game every damn minute to look for combos

>>379065092
>that girl who people started spreading rumors that she was masturbating in class
>even though she probably wasn't
>she ended up finding out about them and leaving the school because of it

>>379062075
>No You

>>379063203
>that kid who would cancel the Halo mulitiplayer countdown

>>379062075

>Giving people shit about how to "properly" greentext.

You're almost as bad as those cucks that complain about "Reddit spacing".

>>379066461
>have friend with loft bed
>go to his place and play Melee with him
>keep pushing his shit in
>absolutely decimate him and he only wins when I play easy
>he throws tantrums and scrambles up his loft bed to angry cry
>sometimes he runs to tell his dad and his dad makes me go home while angrily telling me that I shouldn't go so hard on his son

Fuck you Rambo

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>that kid who told you there was a machine that could combine 4 GBA games into one
>you all believed him

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>That kid who borrowed your game
>He gave it back all scratched, dirty and not working
>Refused to pay for it because "It wasn't me it was my sister :^)"
Fuck you Maciej

>>379063548
God, I lost a good friend to fucking Super Smash Brothers of all things. He just got orogressivly more autistic, and would only ever play that game.

>that kid who let you play Harvest Moon: MFoMT at his house and then charged you $10 to rent it for the week
FUCK YOU, RYAN

>that kid who maxed his social link with the school nurse

>that kid who asked to borrow your super cool action replay for gameboy
>get it back basically broken with all cheats wiped
THE RAGE FUCK THAT KID IM STILL FUCKING. PISSED ALL THOSE CHEATS GONE THAT SUMMER WAS HELL

>That kid that would ask to try out whatever handheld you have, and wouldn't give it back until you had to force it out of his hands
>Same kid says "geez I was going to give it back" despite saying "you playnthis all the time it's my turn"

Fuck you Alex, go back to your parent's failing restaurant

>>379068394
>tfw I did this with the head of the English department in HS

She gave me her e-mail address and everything.

>>379068652
>not drinking her crazy medicines in order to get a super powerful drug

>That kid that stared at you whenever you were playing with your handheld
>Couldn't make him go away because his parents were there

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>tfw you were that kid
makes me want to blow my brains out every time I think of when I had friends over

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>>379066189
Poor Satania, come here.

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>>379068394
>talk to that kid
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlFVJNOm4yc stars playing
>you have formed a bond with the Devil arcana

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>that kid who would always fantasize about playing his favorite song on stage in front of the entire school resulting in wooing the girl he liked and making everyone think he was a pretty cool guy

>>379063548
>tfw my name is Patrick

Are you from the UK? Might've been me

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>that kid who stole your older sister's or mom's panties while over at your place

Just try and stop me.

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I have some good endings story of "that kid":
>That kid that they parents never allowed him to go to play whit anyone, but for his birthday they made a surprise party and invited every friend of him and gave him a new playstation
>That kid who lost his controller but one of his friend gave him one until he bougth a new one
>That kid who asked for your control a few days and returned it to you clean like it was new
>That kid who let you play in his turn
>That poor kid that didnt had a console and everyone reunited money to buy him one
If i can only could come back to those years...

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>>379061950

>That kid who uses 'Operator Lingo' constantly.
>"Three man fire-teams."
>"Staggered formation."
>"10 meter spread."
>"MGs lay down a base of fire."
>"Marksmen provide overwatch."
>"Live forever apes."

And that kid turns out to be me; who's 31.

>>379069858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA2ihDhbWDk
is this you?

>>379069858
Check my charlie and stay frosty while I change my mag, soldier

>that kid who would tell you his gamertag, but when you looked it up, it didnt exist

why?

>>379069858
Nothing wrong with that if it helps you win and everyone on your team is cool with it

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>>379069858
Never change, Anon.

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>>379070161
>that kid who's gamertag was fucking awful

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>>379065235
Technology.
A nigger from Burkina Faso that couldn't even speak our language. We were doing some exercises in our computer and this fucker who sit behind the class on the right corner was caught masturbating. He didn't give a single fuck, he didn't even closed the porn tab.

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>>379070161
>"its cap sensitive!"
>"the 'i' is actually an lower case 'L'"

>>379065235
History here

>that kid that would lie about how good he was at skateboarding

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>>379061950

>That kid you knew in high school that played COD in high school joins the Army.
>Refused to accept their offer to go to Officer Candidate School.
>Wants to do his part as infantry.
>Fucking dies from an IED while doing a routine patrol in Afghanistan.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/azcentral/obituary.aspx?pid=154219477

Hope it was worth it faggot.

He was glory hungry just like Pat Tillman who was also from Arizona and also died in one of, if the most, shameful ways to die: friendly fire.

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>>379069318
Fuck off anon

>>379065092
I never jacked off in class, but I used to read erotic fanfiction/lemons/pornfics about all sorts of stuff in my Computer Sciences class.
Once I read a story about a young elf girl made to be a slave of a dragon, and about halfway through the hot and heavy I hear a voice over my shoulder ask: "Did you write that, anon?"
It was my teacher, and there's no words that came out of my mouth, just a blank turn of my head. He straightened up, said "That's pretty good." and walked away
guess he liked elf girls getting fucked by dragons

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>>379062075
Fucking summerfag, absolutely nobody cares about uppercase in greentext, don't even pretend you're an oldfag.
YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE. LEAVE.

>>379063548
Fucking this. Goddamn he wasn't even good at the game, I'd just never played a fighting game before and the little bitch wouldn't let me look up any of the moves.

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>>379069858
>>379070079
Rising Storm 2 is filled with this kind of people, especially commanders. Half of the times they are cringy larpers and the other half are funny as fuck.

>>379063548
My brother had a friend who would get legit red in the face roid rage mad whenever he lost at fighting games. He would get up, go into the backyard, and snort and fume until he calmed down.

>>379063570
>that kid that has that kid stories from Facebook and GTA V
18+

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>>379070079

Oh God, that made even me cringe so hard.

I do it a playful way, quasi serious but not really way.

That shit is just full retard.

>>379070169

Well I use it in any game really, not just military FPS games.

Get some good lulz.

>>379070289

I'm 31.

If I was going to change it would have happened about 10 years ago.

>>379064725

i'm interested
what were his arguments that they were real?

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>that kid who borrowed your copy of GTA: San Andreas and never gave it back
Fuck you, Steve.

>that kid who borrowed your copy of pokemon gold
>he then lent it to another kid and never got it back
Fuck you shane, you four eyed red headed white trash piece of shit.

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>>379070379

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>that kid you thought was just like you but stopped playing video games and became a massive normie once he learnt how to jack off

>>379070726

I would do it in Rising Storm 1 and people would get raged since they were taking their fighting for the glorious Empire completely serious.

BANAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

>>379065235
Ours was caught jacking off to The Miracle of Life when the women was giving birth

>brother's friend sees me playing Majora's Mask
>"Yeah I've played it on dreamcast. Pretty fun"
>told him it's not on dreamcast
>instead of admitting his lies he doubles down and says he has a special converter that ports games over to other consoles
>tell him to prove it
>we go to his house and he shows me
>it's actually fucking real
>we play Conker multiplayer on PS2 all night.

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>>379071130

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>>379065092
This one time in class long ago, one of my degenerate classmates whipped out his dick and sort of slapped it under his desk for a sec. I didnt knew what was worst, that whole incident or the fact that his idiot friends actually found it funny.

>>379071193
>special converter that ports games
Any idea what it was called? Sounds interesting, assuming you're not making this shit up.

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>that kid who would lick your game cases in an effort to gross you out and give the game to him

>>379066591
>being proud if not having that kid stories
You're missing out man, it was a great part of life growing up.

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>>379071130
Please tell me the teachers found out.

>>379065092
Dude in my school a in Junior year jerked it in class, and finished on the desk. They took the desk outside and washed it.

>>379063981
Feels bad man

>>379071342
it was a prototype from his dad's work. I'm not allowed to say what company or the product name or they'd be in legal trouble.

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>>379071619

>>379065092
This really shouldn't be that common of a thing but like this shit happened multiple time back in high school. I remember one time in study hall the kid next to me asked me if he minded that he masterbates

>>379071381
I'm sure they heard the talk around school but no I don't think they officially found out or anything.

That kid grew up to become a druggie I believe. Last I heard he tried stealing and entire cash register from a small convienice store a few years ago.

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>That kid who went to your birthday party and got butt blasted when you got a new console

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>>379071619
Don't be that kid and spill the beans.

>>379071619
that kid...

>>379065235
Science, math, fucking pe in the locker room, and then another one in study hall. Like 2 of these was the same guy.

>>379062075
> Hmm, really makes you think.

>>379070786
Found that kid

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>>379063548
>that kid invites you to play fighting game
>you are better than him because you actually knew the game's commands
>he keeps playing it until he learns shit even after you drop it
>acts all mighty when he finally manages to beat you even though you didn't touch the game in months
fuck you poorfag, keep playing on your ps2

>>379071769
He grew up to be a real winner

>that kid that would get mad at you and tell your mom one of your games/toys is his and he wants it back
>mom never gave in thankfully

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>>379068073
I lost a few friends when I lived with them for a year and learned they were autistically into Melee.
>Fox/Falco/Shiek/Marth only, I was the only person to not play one of these characters
>No items, Final Destination only
>uptilt spam, constant attempts to wavedash
>4P FFA
>the ONE time we played sm4sh, they immediately asked who the top tier characters were and complained the whole time about it not being Melee

it was the most annoying mix of tryhard and casual I've ever experienced, and they played Melee every single night until 2 in the morning, yelling and shouting at each other for hours. Worst roommates I've ever dealt with

>>379071619
OK you got me

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>>379071130
jesus fuck

>>379063891
Donut Jones

>>379065542
Fellow that kid, nice

>tfw lied to my friends saying I was a professional vidya player
>tfw told my friend there was a secret Nintendo Power issue released with codes for secret Melee characters

>that friend that invites you over to play video games
>we play a few rounds of the new Black Ops
>"hey wanna switch to halo or guitar hero or something?"
>"nah I'm good"
>watch him play black ops for the rest of the night

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>That kid that is nice to everyone and everyone really likes and respects him

You're a good dude trevor

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>>379070948
Fuck this sorta happened to me. Was best friends with this guy since like third grade up into high school. We still stayed in contact for a while after I moved a few cities over, but then we started drifting apart. He got multiple gfs and a big group of friends and became a huge normie, we still sort of talked online recently but very occasionally, like him sending me pics/videos of him hanging out with his other friends on snapchat

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>>379062075
You should leave you faggot, and never come back.

>that friend who was fun to hang around and had all the cool games and had lots of good food
>but his house is a giant shithole
>like, there's a really nice house under all the grease and dog piss
>they'd just napkin up dog shit and leave it that way
>always smelled awful
>everything was sticky
>back deck is slanted downwards at a 80 degree angle about to fall off (it did eventually)

But god damn it was fun times.

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>that kid that cried when someone convinced him that watching lolicon hentai made him a pedophile

>>379065092
The kid jacked off under the desk during Biology, mainly because the teacher was a total MILF. He also came all over the piano that was in our classrom by the end of the year.

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>that kid who was the son of your father's friend who borrowed Secret of Mana and overwrote your save file with all max level weapons that you spent months grinding for

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>>379072729
>implying your drawn kiddieporn isn't something only a pedo could enjoy

>that kid that says vidya
Everyone who says vidya is at most 15 years old.

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>>379072652
>that kid who's house always smelled like his dog
>that kid who called toilet roll "bog roll"
>that kid who called the living room a settee

>>379072905
You just said it.

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>>379072984

>>379061950
>that kid who spews pc master race stuff

>>379061950
>That kid who was like "let's do black people vs white people" when deciding 4 player local vs teams

>>379065092
he never got punished really, I thought he would get expelled or something

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>>379071130

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>>379071130

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>>379071130

>>379070379
Kinda based desu

>that kid who lied about everything about video games
>he told me that his gamecube was able to use regular cds i told him it doesn't fit
>i went home tried it, knew it didn't fit

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>That kid who got gifts at other people's birthday parties because he would throw a tantrum that someone else was getting something and he wasn't.

>>379065235
Math, god knows how. He sat at the teacher's desk in the front of the room for awhile

>>379074374
Well, TECHNICALLY it can if the gamecube itself is heavily modded, but it is extremely rare and not all that useful nowadays.

>that kid who bought me shit on his birthday
Kevin you're always gonna be my nigga. Bought me the WC3 and Diablo 2 battlechest when it was new

>>379066980
fucking this

>be year 3
>be hyped about talent show
>hear friends josh and joe were going to be a comedy act
>these niggas were funny but josh was that faggot who made me smell his pissed on fingers
>make friend group sit on a bench while they do their comedy routine
>pretty funny made us all laugh
>then josh thought it would be hilarious to pull down his trousers and spread his cheecks presenting his anus
>we're all dying
>teacher walks up to us and says "thats not really approipiete is it josh"
>gets sent to office
>dont see him for a few days
>move towns few weeks later so never get to see talent show
i still remember the shit crusts on his tight white asshole
fuck you josh

>>379061950
>that kid who is annoying as fuck but sees you as his idol or go to standard in tastes that ruins everything you like by starting to enjoy it himself

>>379065417
>Highschool computer class.
>Normal teacher was out for the day and had a substitute.
>Shitty wanna be white gangster kid in front of me was looking at porn the entire time (He previously got caught looking at porn on his phone other times).
>Substitute confused my seat with his and wrote me up instead. Didn't find out about it until 3 days later when they called me to the principals office.
>Was facing a month in ISS and banned from the computers until I graduate because of it.
>Explained to them and the normal teacher that it was the kid in front. They believed me and the teacher had my back, but they said they would still have to go through with it because "Substitutes are hard to get here and we don't want to upset her".

It took 4 kids who sat right next to me and him to protest on my behalf and point out that it WAS him in order to get everything thrown out.

Biggest amount of bullshit I ever had to go through.

>>379069813
You got yourself some good neighborhood

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>That guy who lies about easily verifiable then threatens to fight you when you google it right in front of him.

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>that kid that didn't run in Mario

>>379075338
Public schools now operate on Zero Intelligence. Thank the baby boomers for that. Every kid has to be a fucking special snow flake, no one can ever feel bad about anything, don't hurt anyone's fee fees and if someone says you did something, well you must have done it because no one lies.

Fuck public schools.

>>379074424
What a cunt. He needed to learn to not be greedy. I hope his parents took away his favorite toys computer, and stuff when he misbehaved, that´s the only way somebody like that can learn to think about what he´s doing. Either that or he to had start begging his friens to lend him their things.

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>>379061950
>that kid who had his dad pick him up early from school to play video games

that kid was me

>that kid that deleted your Golden Sun save

i was that kid. Fucking hated the kid and he got what he deserved

is this the bing bing wahoo thread?

>>379066980
>tfw naturally have super oily skin
>tfw grease controllers up no matter how hard I try not to

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>>379076415
Stop being me you fuck face.

>>379063382
Fucking Alex
>go home early one day from school and he wouldnt let me play some Sonic racing game

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>>379076415
I don't even want to touch controllers after I've cleaned them

>That kid who was allergic to deodorants and played sports, and the teachers always put him in seats next to you.
To this day, any BO makes me want to vomit, even very slight BO.

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>Games mysteriously dissapear when "that kid" was at your house.
>Next time you are at his house notice your missing games among his.

>>379064297
>not getting back and stealing the good ones

>>379066747
I usually just go to /vr/ if I actually want to talk about video games.

>>379076891
Didja steal em back Anon? Or are you a fag?

>That kid that would scream you were cheating whenever you won.
>Same kid would yank the controller out if you won more then twice in a row.
>Same kid would tell his parents to send you home if you won despite him being a little faggot.
Fuck you Gabriel, I only came to your house because your mom always gave me cookies and shit.

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>>379062075
>tfw summer came quick

>>379077201
like I did in your fat mom amirite

>>379065092
I got a handjob in bio once and the teacher called me up at the end of the class and I thought I was caught but he was just concerned that I was paying enough attention.

>>379076798
Isn't there a hypoallergenic version of that shit? there is literally no reason to smell like fucking garbage all the time.

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>>379070627

>that kid who would make up new versions of a game to say they owned it
>those kids that would ask to borrow a game with no intention of giving it back
>that kid that had all the new games but was too shit at them so they'd ask you to play them, and they'd watch you in amazement
>that kid who would say their controller was messed up when they lost in pvp

>>379067603
His name was fucking Rambo?

>>379062075
>Reddit spacing
>>>/out/

>>379067756
I never owned a console growing up but I would of flipped shit. Thanks Dad for being cheap.

>That kid who had a crush on your sister

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>>379077329
>tfw summer sure is cancerous

>>379077658
well yeah
cancers are in summer, glad we're both knowledgeable on our horoscopes

>>379077170
You should fuck his mom, while eating her cookies in front of him

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>that kid who snuck in during recess and stole games out of your backpack
>that kid who would freak out at you over his games going missing when he just lost track of them
>that kid who always left with one of your games whether he asked or not
guess who that kid was?

>>379062075
>being autistic
>trying to impose fake meme arrow rules to fit in
go back to your r*ddit home you faggot

>>379077132

Didn't had the opportunity. His equally douchy older brothers were around and I was afraid they would kick my ass if the caught me.

>Have sleep over.
>That kid who dumped the entire fucking bottle of fish food into your dad's fish tank because "they looked hungry" at 2am, but tried to blame it on you because he's a little shitler.
Fucking Randy.

>>379069318
I did this up until my junior year when I saw someone actually try that. Wasn't good.

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>>379077847
You are goodman i like you

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>>379077878
(You)

>>379078170
How bad was it?

>>379070849
>that kid who gave you his copy of GTA: San Andreas

Thanks Andrew it was good to see you last weekend at the bar.

>>379077847
yaaaaaaaaaaassssss slay queen slaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

The classic.
>That kid who ran with his hands behind his back like Sonic.

>>379078280
Dude who did it was one of those kids that would stay behind the cafeteria at lunch and play Pokemon with the other degens. He sung some song by Skillet for his fat autistic smelly gf. It was as horrible as you think that would be.

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>that kid who said "like" in between every other word

>>379070726
Yeah I would take the people doing ching-chong voices as vietnamese over these super-serious no fun allowed faggots any day.

>>379063382
>tfw visit a friend in another state for a couple of weeks
>all he does is play WoW while I swim in his pool and eat his food

>>379067594

subtle

>>379063548
>would play gamecube games with friend
>didn't own a gamecube so would lose
>took it in stride
>bring over ds once
>he loses at all my games
>tardrages like crazy

Fun times

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>>379078398

"That kid" I knew was actually imitating Goku. He even put rocks in his backpack becuase he thought it would make him stronger.

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>>379078412
Truly a match made in heaven.

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>lie about having a certain game to look cool
>friend asks if he can borrow it
>pretend for weeks that I keep forgetting to bring it
>eventually buy it new just to lend it to him
Fuck my cringey life.

>ask if I can borrow my friend's Pokemon Ruby, it had just came out
>he hands me it
>fling it into an oncoming car and it shatters

Shouldn't have punched my dog, Jason.

>>379065235
Art.
He came on another kid's back and was expelled.

>you can play in a minute
Got invited over to a friends house, watched them play a wolf simulation game for 5 hours until mom came to take me home
>they didn't even give me any dinner
>friend later became a furfag

>>379069813
Holy fuckin shit English, it's 4chan so who cares, but fuck man

>>379078986
>it's 4chan so who cares

Go back to Reddít

>that kid who is a a vidya elitist and looks down on CoD players but plays normie shit like skyrim, fallout, civ 5.

>>379078769
You could have just told him you lost it, you raging autist.

>>379063548
>that kid who says he's not good at fighting games and has barely ever played them
>chains combos and destroys you in 30 seconds anyways

>that kid who had no true friends and never got invited to somebody else's house to play games with
oh wait that's me haha

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>>379078940
If it was this, then your friend was already a furfag. Place was a fucking breeding ground for furry ERPers.

>that kid who claimed to love videogames but only ever rotated between three shit games and never tried anything new despite having more than enough money

>>379078350
>>>/reddit/

>>379070743
That's a much better way to deal with it than a lot of people though.

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>>379066980
I don't have grease on the old handers, but I do have enough perspiration to fill a pool secreting from them. It's always interesting to see people's reactions after passing it. It's a rough life. How am I supposed to hold hands with someone if for some reason I even get the chance?

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>that kid who taught you how to masturbate then bullied you into giving him a handy

He later claimed he wasn't gay but the word around town was that he'd made another kid suck him off.

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>>379075160
Fuckin this
Fuck you Tyler, or Geoff whichever you finally decided to be called

>>379079364
That was the one, I should've seen it coming.

>>379079287
well anon why don't you come to my house and play some video games

I live in North Korea

>>379075160
Oh fuck. I hated that kid.

>>379079691
Don't worry anon, you won't get the chance anyway

>>379078298
holy fuck

>>379067303
Should've done it for her.

>>379067303
what a fucking weakling

>>379072060
I would pick yajirobe and stomp on everyone, I miss this game

>Be 9
>Older friend 16? 17? came over to play video games
>Whenever I kicked his ass in Street Fighter II he'd turn off the SNES and leave.
>Sometimes during the game he'd hit the pause button.
>I waited in silence. He takes his hand and slowly thrusts it down his sweat pants. I can hear the crackle of pubic hairs being shuffled in this hambones pants... The mother fucker was scratching his testicles mid-game.
>Hits start, we keep playing.

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>>379081247
what

>>379077878
people like you will hang

>>379077367
He knew.

>>379067594
>found the reddit fag

>>379070079
That guy is fucking awesome.

>you home alone dude?
>that's affirmative, in my parents basement

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>"Yeah I got real far in zombies, I pack a punched my monkey bombs and they didn't stand a chance"
Okay Zachary.

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>>379072060
>months later he wants to play against you again
>wins because you don't even give a fuck about this game anymore
>"HA! IN YOUR FACE! HA! ARE YOU GONNA CRY?"

No wonder this kid went on to become a loser.

But I also have fond memories of fightan games with my best bro:
>Soul Calibur comes out (I think on the original xbox)
>we make plans to buy it both
>play on launch day, have fun, but tensions are rising in our friendly matches
>back home I make plans to buy the strategy guide and become a pro
>some weeks later I have a sleepover at his house
>I enter the living room and see the SC strategy guide on the floor and him besides it with a shiteating grin
>mfw
>this magnificent nigger had the same plan as I did
>duke it out over the weekend, having the most fun I've ever had with a fighting game

Fucking bromance right there

>>379064023
That's how I lost my copy of super smash bros melee

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>that kid that turned out to be a big fan of the same game franchise as you
>talk about it all the time with him
>actually make a good friend this way
>he dies
>can't play that game franchise without thinking about him

>>379082223
but who won

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>>379070948
>>379072441
>tfw my best friend is the same as always
>then my other best friend gets a gf
>mfw

>that kid that would get his little brother to suck his dick in the bathroom
true fucking story, everyone found out and tried to pretend it wasn't that bad

>>379082835
Sorry about your friend.
What franchise was it?

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>>379082983
bit weird

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I swear to god, every last one of my cousins were 'those kids' growing up.
>Mom lets them borrow our ps2
>'Sorry we lost it'
>Let them borrow Wii sports since they fucked up the disk they got
>Never hear a word about it for years
>Go down to their house, I had to move my cousin's bed for some reason
>Wii sports rolls out, scratched up like hell
>Buy my youngest cousin a dsi a while back
>Didn't even have it for a year before he tells me he can't find it, says our other cousin stole it

>that kid that played your new system on your birthday for hours
I did that.
It was eight years ago.
I still apologize for it.

>>379082049
I'd piss myself if I'd ever meet someone like this in a match.

guys i took like 15 ativans
i couldnt feel the first one working after an hour so i took another then another and now the bottles gone
what do i do now i feel sleepy but i think i might die if i do

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>>379069035
It's okay Anon. Your a changed guy.

>>379075160
>that kid that dislikes everything you like but slowly grows to like some things you like but still shit talks it sometimes
Not the same but semi similar.

>>379083785
call an ambulance or the poisons hotline if you think you are in danger

>that kid that you bought a multiplayer game for his birthday and he never played it with you
I was that kid. I told him not to buy it.

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>comes over to your house
>I'M THE GUEST, I GET THE BEST CONTROLLER

>go to his house
>ITS MY HOUSE SO I GET TO CHOOSE THE GOOD CONTROLLER

Which fucking is it Brandon

>>379083654
There's just some things in life you don't do. Thank the stars you still got all your teeth. Wouldn't have in my circle of friends back then.

>>379083785
Say hi to god for me

>>379083785
>ativans
" An overdose of lorazepam can be fatal. Overdose symptoms may include extreme drowsiness, confusion, muscle weakness, loss of balance or coordination, feeling light-headed, and fainting."

>>379083785
haha cool man

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>>379071130

Desperate times, desperate measures, I guess?

>>379083785
>>379084397
Press F to pay respects

>>379085313
F

>>379082897
Whos next?

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>>379075160
Thats my younger brother.

>>379083241
He cant talk about it.

>>379085491
It'll stop.

>>379062075
this board is continuously filled with a surprising amount of newfags that try whatever they can to fit and a get someone to reply feepeebeepee to them

>>379085313
F

>>379063981
>im mad because i cant make use of glitches and bugs

the post

>>379085313
F

>>379085595
Funny thing is we fight so goddamn much and he's always calling me names cause I'm a fat fuck but he still wants to play the same vidya as me and listen to the same music.

>do drugs irresponsibly
>get a good buzz on
>suddenly anons start respecting me
this is neat

>>379085881
how old are you

>>379062075
>redditspacing
>>>/out/
coming up with arbitrary shit to nitpick in attempts to shitpost is weak. I am surprised so many brainlets fall for it

>>379085969
20. He's 9.

>>379085919
now I hope you die

>>379085881
Again, it'll stop. Latest once you stop lving under the same roof.

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>that kinda normie friend that just stops talking and sells all his stuff
>tfw he tries to get all our mutual friends to "join a friend group without anon"
>tfw no one does
>tfw all his normie friends end up changing schools

>>379074374
my friend modded his GC to play regular CD's. it looked like shit, but it allowed him to play ripped games.

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>>379067212

>yet he completely fails to execute a combo at every turn and only benefits from the excessive pausing by disorienting the shit out of his opponent.

>7th or 8th grade
>no one liked me
>got the brilliant idea to bake cookies for everyone
>the kids that accepted the cookies didn't end up liking me
>the kids that already hated me just crumbled them up and threw them in the trash
>one kid actually saved his until lunch to throw at me

I still am not 100% sure what I did to become that kid but the cookie incident certainly solidified my status.

>>379082204
return to reddit with that pic

>>379086443
Kids are shit. Cheer up. You tried

>>379081827
Who are you quoting?

>>379066980
>tfw hands start sweating
>tfw that look of disgust as you hand a friend your controller

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>that kid that was a friend when you were alone but would relentlessly make fun of you when anyone else was around
>tfw you let him because you had no one else

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>>379067692

>that kid who said he had a ps4
>in 2002

What is it with that kids and compulsive lying?

>>379086965
Judging by myself back then: severe lack of self-confidence/social interaction. I did it so people would talk to me. At least for 5 minutes. Pretty sure I still do it today sometimes.

>that kid that tricked you into thinking a cute girl liked you
>even told you the lines to say to her
>you ended up saying something completely ridiculous that led to months of humiliation

>>379086802
that guy was a dickhead and we were all sick of him. i put a stop to it and told him to fuck off following me around and that I didnt like him.

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>that kid that takes a fucking bottle of ativan and posts about it in a that kid thread

>>379061950
>That kid who used uppercase in greentext

>>379065235
There was a serial fapper who never got caught. He would go into the girls bathrooms and randomly cum on the counters. I always suspected it was a teacher.

>>379067594
This is honestly 9/10 bait, you lose a point for lack of (You)s

>>379087749
How did they know it was cum?

>>379078546
Nice.

>that kid who died
I was that kid.

>>379087931
The janitor volunteered to taste it in return for meal vouchers

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>that kid who swapped games with you for "a week" then suddenly moved away

>>379078436
Dude rude. I couldn't, and still can't, help it. Just a shy guy yknow...

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>>379075160
>friend likes good thing
>tells me about it
>I try it out
>it's actually pretty good
>ANON STOP LIKING EVERYTHING I LIKE JESUS CHRIST

What are friends for if not to share fun things we enjoy?

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>>379088079

>>379064049
You have autism.

>>379071130
wew

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>that one kid who always made up tall tales in his experiences
>you know they're lies but you go along cause he's really creative.

also

>token black kid who steals one of your games
>bring mom to his house and get it back
>hear is ass being whooped as you walk back to mom's car
>mfw

>>379087250
>that cute girl you liked that said she liked you back and she asked you out
>tfw it was actually a joke by her friends
Fuck you Sasha or Sarah or whatever your name was, I wasn't even going to talk to you in the first place
;_;

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>>379087931
I wish I knew the answer. I just remember the fallout of the attacks.

>>379069813
>that kid who got banned for counting cards

>>379068730
Why do we allow them to live in the same space as people again?

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Not vidya related but:
>that fat kid who sat to the left of me in bio class and looked like Bobby Hill and kept trying to talk to me about shitty anime despite my clear lack of interest
>that fat kid who sat to the right of me in that same class who had an actual neckbeard, terrible acne, an awful bowlcut, who would talk to this other kid about anime in the middle of class
Jimmy and Kamil, you two were really fucking weird, I hope you guys realize.

>>379088079
spooky

>>379088140
Cunt stole my PS1 copy of Spider-Man.

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>>379088079
story time

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>stuff going missing everytime that kid comes
>my dad notices because he likes the stuff he buys for me too
>kid coming over again
>before leaving, my dad asks him if he didn't forget anything
>both of us confused
>dad empties his backpack
>game CD's without the case, stickers, comics, action figures
>I'm just standing there, confused as fuck
>why would my friend steal from me??
>dad gives the kid a ride home
>comes back and tells I need to be more careful about things like that
Fucker stole half my gaming library after inspecting the cases back then, I got all my stuff back after my dad had to go there and have a talk with the parents, fucker got grounded and walked the halls friendless until we moved away
If you're reading this Marvin, fuck you, you piece of shit

>that kid who would borrow a game, then break it and never pay you back

>>379089063
i remember when i was 15 and we used to play poker later of class , shit i remember once losing some good amount of coins

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>>379088079
I'm all ears

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>>379089063
>that kid who didn't watch his profamity