What is the most iconic duel in the history of video games?

>>378746103
Solid vs Liquid

Yugi vs Kaiba

Cloud vs Sephiroth

CFC vs N3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodbath_of_B-R5RB

sauce noew

>>378746103
Why is Cesar fighting a Labrador Retriever? They're Bro-Tier.

>>378746103
Cutey idols vs black star.

Mario vs Bowser

>>378746103
Post video.

>>378746606
he is a very angry and bad boy and he is doing him a heckin concern

>>378746606
Labs bite more people in the US than any other dog. People seem to not know this.

>>378746680
>>>/t/umblr, nigger.

>>378746103
Let's go pal.

>>378746606
dog was eating minding his own business when this fucking mexican came and tried to sucker punch him

>>378746103
Ocelot vs Solid Snake

>>378746103
>gay mexican and family dog locked into a battle to the death
Man watching him get chewed on is comedy gold.

>>378746742
no u

>tfw my family's lab gets toy/bone aggressive once in a while because of shitty training
I've been trying to do what /an/ says and rewire the little faggot through training methods while I'm back home, but it's scary when he growls.

Gold VS Red atop Mt. Silver

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Draw your sword Ramza
My young mind couldn't understand the plot let alone having a back up save file. 8 MB memory cards were pricey.

>>378746606
>dog has food aggression
>owners contact cesar for help
>they come with a huge crew with two cameramen
>cesar tries to take the dog's food while the two cameramen are right on the dog's flanks
>dog gets defensive and bites cesar
It's the usual case of reality TV being shit.

>>378746103
Can I have a Top ten anime battles edit of this? I suck at photo editing

>>378746606
Owned never taught the dog how to behave, thats why he lashes out when the spic tries to take the food, the dog literally knows no other way of responding and since the owned (a chink btw dog probably was afraid his owner would eat him) never taught him to stop doing that, the dog rationalized lashing out it's normal behavior.

this scene is a big /tv/ meme

Dante and Vergil

>>378746761
>him
Her

>>378746103
Is this the one where he kicks the dog?

>>378746441
This

>>378747551
Fucking christ you're bad at English.

>>378746103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmUpIuHqmzg

>>378746103
Spic got rekt pretty hard by the dog

>>378747551
>>378747351

I don't wanna sound like that guy, but...

I don't know much about this person or dogs, but isn't his whole show staged? Whenever my family watches that, I can hear the obviously-inserted-via-a-video-editing-software angry growls and barks.

>>378747794
I understood what he said perfectly. Sounds like you have a hard time understanding written English

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>>378746103
>He's fast!

>>378747950
I understood it too, but that guy is bad at English.

Ryu and Ken.

>>378746103
Did the dog turn into a submissive bitch later anyway?

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>>378746704
Fuck off, pitbull nigger

>>378747351
>dog bites Ceasar when Caesar tries to take its food
>shit TV
wut

Someone have a season/episode number? I want to d/l it

>>378748120
Doggo was adopted and reformed by the guy.

>>378748126
There are dog bite fatalities? Jesus.

>>378746441
Sora vs sephiroth

>>378748130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

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*punches you and blocks your food*

>dog bites Caesar
>show gets canceled
>family wants to destroy dog
>Caesar saves dog and adopts it
>dog passive and friendly when actually taken care of properly

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These.

>>378746704
This is only true because there are more labs. That stupid midget pitbull show said the same bullshit

>>378748194
Angry Doggo!

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>>378748178
>>378748263
>>378746704
It's not true. It's just some pitnigger spreading lies.

>>378748246
Why the punch tho?

>>378748126
Fatalities =\= all bites

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This one.

>>378748246
wtf I hate cesar millan now

>>378746103
This guy is a moron. Uppercutting the dog while it was eating.
What did you expect to come out of that?

I've had a golden for 13 years (may he rest in peace) and he was the most peaceful and friendly dog you could imagine.
Raising a dog is not rocket science.

>>378748194
You're an angry dog.

>>378748359
>>378748332
kys, pitnigger

>>378748350
>dog tries to bite you and assert his dominance over the food
>you respond by coddling the dog instead of firing back

beta male detected

>>378748246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ZoZ1y1onQ

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>>378748360
Or this one.

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Is it actually considered a duel if no one declares it as such?

>>378748332
literally the niggers of the dog world

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It's not iconic, but it fucking deserves to be

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>dog people

>>378748194
Jesus fuck.

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>>378748350
bitches gotta learn their place

>>378748350
it wasn't even a punch, it was a jab with the fingers. jabbing their neck and making your self appear bigger sends dominance signals to the dog. it's the rules of nature nigga.

>>378748484
>>378748360
That's some unfair shit. Put the scorpion against a rhino beetle.

>>378748169
>reformed
The mexicano literally stole the dog from the owners and beat it until she was terrified of acting out. Ceasar is shit.

SMASHED
SLAMMED

>>378746742
heck is one of the good normie memes, love dawgs, love life

>>378748570
>stole
They were going to euthanize it.

>>378746606
dogo run from popo

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>>378748556
Okay.

>>378748547

And they run when the sun comes up

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>>378746103
>>378746606
Why spics hate dogs?

>>378748518

>Jackson Galaxy

Mah nig

>>378748360
those videos are amazing

It's time to admit that table scraps improve a dog's behavior. Any time I see someone say "Oh, we don't give our dog table scraps :^)" they have some mean ass dog. If you give table scraps, it might be a little annoying that they start begging when you're eating, but it makes them your complete bitch. They have to wait for you to be finished before they get even a tiny morsel. Of course you give them regular dog food too, but they act different toward it because they know it's not as good as the table scraps, they'll never get defensive when you fuck with their food bowl. Also, turkey doesn't hurt dogs at all, I do it on purpose all the time just to prove some know it all "dog expert" I know wrong.

>>378748617
Haha like a fucking boss. Scorpions are the gods of the arena.

>>378748570
If that's true then why is the doggo getting close to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

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>>378747351
or the dog is shitty, there is shitty dogs out there, bad dawgs, dawgs u dont wanna hangout, dawgs so out there they dont even know they bad

>>378748350
Yea it's ok when the dog attacks.

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>>378748360
>STILL no bug fights game
at least neo aquarium exists

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sleep tight doggo

>>378748617

that's pretty brutal sempai

>>378748360
Post manly yabby.

>>378748652
*dog whispering intensifies*

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>>378746103
Oh I dunno...

>>378748690
that's a fake video

>>378748350
my dogs do way more aggressive shit to each other when they play

>>378748360
Man, it's scary how retarded scorpions seem and then BAM deadly accurate stings to weak points.

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>>378748720

>>378748652
why does that look like bad cgi?

>>378748617
*holds you by the horn*
*stabs you in your armor joints*

>>378748516
yes and no
Dogs are like kids, you have to raise them, teach them and take care of them properly or they become aggresive most of the time, there are indeed more friendly races but it really doesn't matter all dogs can be friendly id raised properly


The real problem is that the poor Pitbulls are like magnets for the worts kind of idiots and nigger so they either end up being raised like shit or end up in dog fights

I've seen more insuferable dogs of small races than pitbulls in the ast few years though

>>378748246
he is dominating the dog so they dog gets scared to attack humans
>>378748350
bitch got puts in it's place, this is how you should treat women too, ffs got on date and forgot all about the shit tests, just babbled on about shit, no wonder it was shit

>>378748652
he likely saved its life from the owners

>>378748360
>cut to shrimp ded
R I G G E D
I
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G
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>>378748690
Because it's terrified of what Cesar will do to it if it doesn't co-operate. He genuinely beat it into being submissive, didn't train it for shit

>>378748617
i forgot that these exist, thanks anon

>>378748676
Would it not be ideal to have a nice dog that also doesnt beg? It's pretty easy if you arent retarded

>>378748790
their int is in their penis

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>>378748686
>>378748732
>>378748804
Pretty much.

>>378748702
There are extremely shitty dogs out there but you don't try to fix their behaviour by barging in the yard with a 5 man filming crew. Cesar should have faced the dog alone, with 1 guy filming from afar.

>>378748518
>3000 BC
>he uses cats to hunt
lol

>>378748815
pitbulls were literally bred for bloodsport.

>muh dindu
>it jus the owner

>>378748835
>ffs got on date and forgot all about the shit tests, just babbled on about shit, no wonder it was shit
What the fuck? Did you have a stroke?

>>378748652
ouch, mexican takes 10 dmg, almost ded

>>378748928
fucking scorpionniggers think they're hot shit picking the most OP character

>>378748676
Pretty much anything that you feed to a dog from your plate is going to effect the dog negatively in some way.

>>378748126
Literally the niggers of the dog universe

>>378748815
>I've seen more insuferable dogs of small races than pitbulls in the ast few years though
anecdotal evidence that means nothing when pitbulls bite and kill more than any other breed

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>>378746103
>>378747459

>>378748907
well some retards cant even get the dog to be their bitch

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>>378748246
I don't know how to explain it, but this entire scene is really fucking hilarious to me

>>378748652
I love how the dog looks innocent at first then turns into a rabid beast

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>>378746761
>Ceaser is just a big bad bully messing with those poor puppers, They are all good doggos and not a single one of them ever had poor raising from owners.

Grow up

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>>378747459
>>378746103

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>>378746103
Looking at top selling games from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games

I'd either have to say >>378746662
Or red vs blue.
Then again Red vs gold seems more iconic to me, but being a video game enthusiast might bias my opinion.

What's the proper way to retrain/reestablish dominance over a dog like that one in this situation?

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>tfw a dirty beaner defeats you

>>378748815
There are friendly, non aggressive pitbulls yes.

The problem is that pitbulls are more likely to respond with aggression than other breeds because that is how they are bred. This is compounded by the fact that a pitbull attacks more viciously than other breeds as well

>>378748928
He stabbed him in the pooper

>>378748743
fuck off, retard

>>378746103
why is this a meme now?
isn't this show/episode old as fuck?

>>378746103
What is this stance called?

>>378749129
Punch him in the head and take dominant stance.

See >>378748246

>>378749150
because im black

>>378749048
Because they fell for the dominance meme but dont really want to slap their dogs shit. And they dont realize that positive reinforcement/ clicker training is more effective anyways and doesnt require physically abusing the animal

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>>378746103
Daily reminder that spicss hate dogs, back before the spaniards came and put a stop to their brutal way of life, spics used to eat dogs in soup

>>378749129

You challenge him when he shows dominance and reward him when he shows submission.

The theory is pretty easy

>>378748246
>that pose
How is this stance called?

>>378749129
pinch their neck, make yourself appear larger, and make direct eye contact. keep doing this and the dog will recognize you as a dominant position.

>>378749182
/pol/ goers are mostly tryhard highschoolers, obviously it took one faggot posting it so they jumped in ship

>>378748350
Assert dominance, no wonder you are still a virgin.

>>378747230
>playing FFT as 8year old


Are you some kind of genius?
SRPG aren't that easy

>>378749129
if the dog is already badly raised then what cesar did seems like the only way out

>>378748126
I said bites.... not deaths you retard.
Labs bite more people.
Pitts and Rotties kill more because most people have them as trained attack dogs or breed them for actual dog fighting.

>>378746103
Why is he shitting into the dogs bowl?

>>378749182
/tv/ memes are the dankest

Can you train a bird?

>>378747551
>Owner taught the dog how to lashes onto spics
ftfy

>>378749243
>Daily reminder that spicss hate dogs, back before the spaniards came and put a stop to their brutal way of life, spics used to eat dogs in soup
and? meat is meat

>>378749310
see>>378748332
and kys, pitnigger

>>378749150
Because you believe sensationalist memes, being that you never go outside and experience the world for yourself. I have two pit bulls and I love them both. They're not violent, but if you ever told me they needed to be put down or attempted to call someone on them baselessly I'd beat you within an inch of your life.

>>378748989
>Waaaah why do you pick the character that gives you the biggest chance to win >I literally just can't right now

>>378749310

show proof
also are you implying that number of bites is important, but number of death is somehow unrelated and unimportant ?

>>378749375
my fucking god KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>378749373
only savages hate or eat dogs, spics used to be tropical muslims

>>378749373
t. Chang Chink

>>378749412
Fuck you, I'd cook them in a stew.

>>378749375
does the scorpion ever lose?

>>378749375
has something ever killed a fucking scorpion?

>>378749375
jesus christ did it rip off its head?

>>378749375
What the actual fuck. I have never seen a scorpion eat before and I don't want to ever again.

>>378748126
How lethal are Mastiff bites? I mean they're huge, probably can eat kids with one chomp

>>378749150
There's too many of them

>>378749474
if you say so

>>378749375

one day every species on earth will be dead except for humans and scorpions

that dog is a mean motherfucker. spic dog speaker did nothing wrong

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>>378749446
>wanting to kill this qt

>>378749369
>my doggo barks like crazy at anyone brown or darker
>is kind to white people
man best friend being based as it is

>>378749375
How horrifying

>>378749375
I am now convinced that insects can feel fear and pain

>>378749530

pretty sure it loses to a bear

>>378749290
Imagine being so retarded you see /pol/ everywhere and you HAVE to let everybody know.

>>378749412
>pit owner is a violent thug
euthanize you too

>>378749536
i cant really pinpoint the shape of its head and its making me really uncomfortable.

>>378749507
No you wouldn't, you fat little retard. I'd kick your knees in before you ever touched my dogs, I despise uptight ninnies who are scared to death of everything around them, least of all an animal that never did anything to you.

>>378749243
actually no, spaniards wre retarded enough to confuse rodents raised as food for dogs

What they ate were "tepezcuintle" and they confused it for the "Xoloitzcuintle" word since they called them "itzcuintlis" from time to time

Dogs were sacred as fuck, as were big cats

>>378748547
>the weak should fear the strong

>>378749412
Only a (honorary) nigger would defend a feral beast like a pitbull

>>378749129
Exactly what Beanerman did. Make yourself bigger and "win" when he tries to establish dominance. Pinching in the neck, hitting with a rolled paper or staring in their eyes works.

>>378746575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MWEythWtuE

>>>/tv/

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why are doggos so aggressive? cats don't have this problem

>>378749375
>>378749619
>Those fleshy face claws
That's disgusting. I always thought scorpions were aesthetic and sleek. Why the fuck does this exist?

>>378749530
I think scorpions are pretty much the top of their weight class, basically the only thing that can take them out is something that's reasonably larger than them like a badger or something.

>>378749412
>unironically say that to my face motherfucker
how pathetic can pitniggers get?

>>378749375
this is fucking disgusting
just like that video of the mantis eating an another insect

>>378749694
>Dogs were sacred as fuck, as were big cats
So that's why they were killed by the hundreds during the spring festivities?

>>378749692
how much more stereotypical can you get nigger

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>>378749745
>that fucking music

>>378749632
>bear doesn't even see scorpion
>scorpbro stings bear
>bear dies
checkmate

>>378749375
FUCK hornets, look at that flying piece of shit, imagine it being angry and chasing you around the yard jesus christ i am shaking right now

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>>378749373
Dogs are more useful than just being used as nourishment. They're useful for hunting, guarding, scouting and watching. It's one of the reasons why europeans were more advanced than the native americans: We didn't fucking waste animals like horses and dogs on meals and we didn't hunt them out of existance.

>>378749829
Dogs were used in different ways than cats in the past,they are also completely different species.

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Why do spics and niggers not know how to interact with dogs?

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>>378749375
This needs to happen

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This video game thread is cool

>>378749657
>>378749715
>>378749863
>>378749904
Deserve to be mauled

>>378749548
They were bred to fight bear so you probably don't want to get bit by one

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>>378749530

>>378749967
I used to think that, but all I can see is fear in that wasp and I do not blame it.

>>378749692
*teleports behind u*
pssh you gotta try better than that kid
*kills u*

>>378749375
It's comfy as fuck how their claws are so big and armored, so they can kinda hide their face behind them.

Like they're shy!

>>378748360
Post the one with the giant hornet kicking the scorpion ass

>>378750002
DELETE THIS

>>378748676
>>378748835
>>378749048
>>378749249
>>378749284
>>378749295
>>378749727
>begging when you're eating, but it makes them your complete bitch
>bitch got puts in it's place, this is how you should treat women too
>dominance meme

Why you virgins project sex fantasies on dogs? That's not training.

>>378750013
moths are kinda cute 2bh

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ITT: people a bitching about dogs being attacked.

Grow a fucking pair they are animals you need to be dominant and show them their place, if the don't learn with words and sounds they will learn with physical violence, dogs are shit tier pets anyways.

>>378749968
like buffaloes?

>>378749903
yep, sacrificing something was a big honor to the aztecs

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>>378750052
fuck off, hornetposter

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>>378749530

>>378750054
sweet summer child, that was only an ilusion
*slices you in half with a katana*
heh, nothing personnel kid

>>378748989
>>378748928
Any videos of a scorpion vs a Giant Weta?

when the fallout happens, I can't wait to walk down the street and see car sized scorpions.

Solid Snake vs Liquid Snake
Link vs Ganondorf
Samus vs Dark Samus
Belmont vs Dracula
Marco Rossi vs Donald Morden

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>>378750032
>implying your wont maul you eventually

>>378746606
No dog breed is 'naturally' well behaved, you have to train every dog or else they'll be retarded beasts that attack everything and shit everywhere. Labradors aren't even statistically 'safer' than other dogs.

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>>378749982
>Why do spics and niggers not know how to interact with dogs?
Low IQ

>>378749632
>>378750051
>implying a bear or meerkat could win against a similarly sized and functioning scorpion

>>378749243
But thats wrong

>>378750113
>this much projecting
wow its almost like dogs are a different species than humans or something

>>378750278
>Posting screenshots of cherrypicked articles
>Literally proving that you construct your world view around sensationalism
Fear-mongering children with the daily routine. You're repulsive.

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>scorpion posting

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>>378749530

>>378749530
turns out, that particular hornet can take on a smaller scorpion, but that emperor scorpion just fucks that things shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruqhgz8x7pg

>>378750338
never go ultra retarded

>>378750278
I don't understand why anyone would get one. Like, you have all these choices and you think, I want this one that has a reputation for being violent.

The only possible reason would be to guard your drug plantation, that's it. I just can't fathom why you would want one as a pet.

>>378750338
what a fucking retard

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>>378748246
>let me crabwalk up to this dog when its eating and stick my dick over its bowl of food

sounds like a good idea

>>378750371
>statistical fact that you are more likely to be attacked by a pitbull
>but muh anecdotal evidence!!!
dumb pit nigger. they're not even cute dogs.

>>378749129
If they try to attack you need to pin them to the floor and basically hold them there until they stop struggling and submit

make eye contact the whole time too

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>>378750062
It's pretty cute.

>>378750419
Jesus Christ

>>378749548
Depends on the mastiff.

From the looks of the chart t deems to assuming bullmastiffs and English mastiffs. Which makes me question how the fuck you can train a dog so poorly because both breeds were bred to pin their opponents to the ground not maul them.

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>>378749530

>>378750516
yeah, because pinning down a pitbull that wants to rip your face off is doable

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>>378748718
Look for Deadly Creatures for the Wii, it's actually pretty good.

>>378747891
>Whenever my family watches that, I can hear the obviously-inserted-via-a-video-editing-software angry growls and barks.

That doesn't necessarily mean it's staged. It's just that an untrained random dog/pet isn't going to make noises when it's thematically appropriate. On top of that, even if a dog is growling or a cat is hissing when they're obviously shown as being aggressive, it might not come on clearly on the microphones so it's easier to just add the shit in during post-production.

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>>378750354
Try me fucker, I don't care if they're twice my size.

>>378748360
>The :Avenge me" pose at the end
Pure kino

>>378748652
Why did Cesar just randomly attack the dog byripping at it's snout?

Of course a dog is gonna defend itself

>>378750450
niggers want to look tough so they buy shit aggressive piece of shits

>>378750370
>>378750516
>furry rapists in denial

Do also you jerk off while "training" dogs?

>>378750175

but a scorpion the size of a bear would never be functioning

>>378750371
try not to cut yourself on that edge

>>378750532
I just felt joy at not living in a country where these exist. Now I'm reminded we have much worse though.

>>378750507
No domestic dog should be angery over it's food.

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>>378749530
palawan stag beetles are basically the only things of similar size that can stand up to a scorpion. extremely strong mandibles and extremely thick armor with gaps too low to poke at usually

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*blocks your path*

>>378750513
>they're not even cute dogs.
Because you've never seen one in person, you're a scared retard who only knows about them from the internet. And yeah, I wonder why a muscular, stocky breed favored by actual thugs and lowlifes to be raised up for dog fighting is STATISTICALLY more violent, you fucking mong. The two pits that I have are actually rescue dogs who were brought in as puppies after being discarded by people like that, guess they weren't deemed good enough by whatever degenerate was breeding them.

is there anything you cant teach an animal with a bit of brute force?

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>>378749375
>The scorpions mouth is actually just another set of smaller claws

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>>378746103
This desu

>>378750516
yeah that's pretty dangerous if it isn't a pupper

>>378750589
How did mongooses evolve to hard counter snakes so well?

>Allowing concealed venom weapons

>>378750717
you can shut up now

>>378750652
Top of the fucking food chain.

>>378750778
the vast majority of things

>>378750778
I don't know try it with a bear

>>378750804
Immunity to poison

>>378748718
Wasn't there one for the Wii? (I know...)

>>378750717
>The two pits that I have are actually rescue dogs
do they rescue you from this life? sending you to a better place?

>>378750652
my fucking sides

>>378750589
Did that snek just ate an egg? or that is just some really dumb defense mechanism?

>>378750804

Someone has to be responsible for fucking up a snake's day.

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>>378750804
>how did animals evolve to adapt to their enviroment
I bet its intelligent design

>>378750652
>"you cannot escape from death"

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>>378747263
>>378747630
This desu.

>>378750652
But how

>>378750652
this makes me feel like i could scare away a gorilla

>>378748974
Whatever bull shit you're fed, Police brutality is a thing.

Fucking faggOt

>>378749829

Bitch trying to steal that doggo's cabbage.

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>>378748791

>>378750652
God Geese are fucking assholes
>You Canna escape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uchoj7Z2Cwo

>>378750804
all the ones that didnt died

>>378750616
If the dog wasn't a mess then it wouldn't attack because put their palm over their nose.

>>378750826
Out of arguments because you know I'm right. But next time an off-topic thread like this shows up you'll still be posting the same news article caps with "hurr hurr pitniggers btfo" because you're too dumb to learn and reevaluate your viewpoint.

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>Another pit hate thread.
kys homeboys.

>>378750778
shitposting on /v/

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>>378750919
>>378750929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk

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>>378750948
you could not.

>>378750717
>raising nigger dogs
I can't wait for them to rip your stupid face off while you're sleeping. Rescue cucks are the worst kind of self righteous retard, especially the ones who adopt pitniggers. It's too bad you couldn't afford to purchase a real dog, from a good bloodline, without mental problems of being abandoned and abused by the nigger who owned it before.

>Because you've never seen one in person
Now you're just making shit up. Also, seeing pictures of them is good enough to judge how fucking ugly a nigger muscle dog is.

>>378750778
Rocket science, software coding and advanced mathematics.

>>378750354
At that point, the scorpion couldn't move because it would collapse due to its weight or if the exoskeleton was thick enough to support the weight, it would be too heavy and stiff to move.

>>378750706
go squat on your dog's bowl of food when its eating and see what happens

>>378750513
>>statistical fact that you are more likely to be attacked by a pitbull

Nothing proving that has been posted. Only some stats on the lethality of a pitbull attack.

>>378748350
he said something about asserting dominance i think

>>378750706
this, cesar was in the right, you're not supposed to have a dog growl and bite just because you get near its food, it's not a wild animal. cesar was showing the dog that that shit won't fly.

>>378749829
I've seen some really aggressive cats who would scratch and bite people they don't like without a warning. Different personalities.

>>378751085
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>378746103
Mario and Sonic (the Sega/nes era, not that Olympic shit)

>>378751006
Idk I used to wear my dogs as snouts and they never attacked anyone. Except one kept humping my best friend's leg.

>>378751085
>go squat on your dog's bowl of food when its eating and see what happens

If it's not a piece of shit it should try to move past you, whine a bit, or just leave.

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>>378749375
Damn, Scorpions are badass and kinda terrifying

>>378751085
Nothing happened

>>378751085
It wouldn't do anything
I could even grab food from it when it's eating and it doesn't give a fuck because I actually trained it and I didn't buy some genetically aggressive piece of shit

>>378751085
I had a good breed of dog and use to pat and play with him while he ate. It was a dog bred to be a pet.

He was goofy and he loved me.

>>378751121
>pitbulls are more likely to kill or harm you, therefore other dogs are probably worse offenders
Holy shit you dumb pitnigger logic is astounding. You're literally the BLM of the dog world.

>>378751235
HATS*!!!! NOT SNOUTS! HATS FUCKING AUTOCORRECT

>>378751056
>[YouTube] I just unlocked Goose Howard. (embed)
Jesus christ I haven't laughed that hard in years. God I'm crying.

>>378751085
Nothing, I can put my fucking ass over his food and he will stop eating and proceed to sit down.

I can also take a delicious bone as he eats it out of his mouth at any given time and he will be fine with it.

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>>378751046

>>378749375
why is it all empty inside?
are hornets real?

>>378751085
WTF don't do this i just lost my hand

>>378749375
If this shit isn't in the next Yakuza game I am boycotting Sega.

>>378751085
my doggo wouldn't mind
she a good girl

>>378751085
are you the pitbull owner in this thread lmao. maybe your nigger breed would growl and bite at you but none of my dogs would outwardly care if i fucked with their food.

>>378751308
get fucked BITCH

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>>378746441
fpbp

>>378749375
So why is Constitution not considered the best stat?

>all these dogfags defending actual aggressive dogs
jesus fucking christ

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>>378751320
fuck

How do I fix my food aggressive doggo

>>378751161
Yeah, it's much more likely for a cat to attack you. Dogs seem to have unlimited love and just want you to pay attention to them all the time.

Cats do their own thing and have a limit to how much they want you around. I looked after a cat and sometimes it would come complain at me if I wasn't paying attention to it, but if I patted him when he didn't want it I'd get little nip.

>>378750572
>>378750794
you should've asked about pitbull's specifically, in that situation you take out the 9mm

>>378751320
Kek

>>378751085
lmao i can grab my dog's head and take the bowl away from him and he doesn't do shit

>>378751412
Only white trash, cucks, and blacks will defend pitbulls

>>378751058
is that a snake or a fucking dinosaur.

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Daily reminder that mammals are fucking shit and your should get a real pet like an Axolotl

>>378748246
that webm missed the best part, right after that the dog bites the shit out of him and draws blood lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

>>378751308

Jesus fuck the speed of these motherfuckers

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>>378751412
don't group us in with pitniggers

>>378750419
That guys got more balls than I ever will

>>378751412
>People who actually own and interact with dogs
vs
>Some lard who never leaves his computer, but read a few news articles
I wonder.

>>378749829
Imagine being so mad you bite whole cabbage.

>>378751451
I can never pet mine enough, but it's scared by everything and still a dumbass cat.

>>378751451
>walk down street
>dogs barking at me all the fucking time
>street is also filled with stray cats
>just watch me pass through with no care

>>378751308
devilish

>>378751451
Cats attack happen because retard fell for the "cats are independent" meme and don't actually bother learning how to train them or how to act around one

>>378751558
I told you to shut up

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>Black people I've dealt with
>Usually raised dogs aggressively
>Usually pitbulls and Rottweilers
>Owning one of these dogs was like a huge macho thing like how arab princes buy tigers and shit
>These dogs were usually either nice or not and if they weren't everyone knew it and the dog was kept away from company

>White people I've dealt with
>Raised dogs by coddling them
>Raise a much wider variety of breeds
>Absolutely refuse to keep their dogs on leashes in parks that are not designated as dog parks
>Always confident that their dog will behave despite the dog growling, snapping, and acting like a shithead
>Insist on the dog being around people even though it's obviously stressed the fuck out
>Get upset at you for not wanting to be around it
>House will smell like dog piss and shit

>>378751558
>you can only own and interact with a dog if you own a pitnigger
lmfao please just kill yourself before your dogs do.

>>378751434
Punch that faggot dog and tell it to be a good boy or you will punch it harder.

>>378748246
I don't like pets that you have to be the boss of.
What are some pets that just hang out and are your bud?

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>allowing food aggression
>alllowing them to act aggresive to strangers
>not disciplining them to not jump

Just work a little harder when doggo is pupper, and you won't deal with this shit later on.

>>378751451
>I'd get little nip
That's not an attack though, just a warning. Cats usually attack with claws. Even then, there are cats who want to be pet ALL THE TIME and cats who just want to chill.

>>378749829
"GOD-DAMN CABBAGE FUCKING SHITS!"

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>>378750419
>mfw he just fucking smacked the shit outta the snake trying to bite him
my sides

>>378751624
dogs just defending its master's home

>>378748791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE8mTNSAHPE

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>>378751412
dogs are inferior to cats in all regards, anyway

>>378749829
Cats are fucking assholes, don't believe the internet's lies.

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>>378750652
>mfw I can tell at least two of those clips are at Disney World

>>378751281
>>pitbulls are more likely to kill or harm you,
kill=/=harm

The Anon brought up the likelihood of bites, not deaths.

>>378751624
I fucking love my street cats. They are always down for pats.

>>378751080
2.5m sea scorpions and 1m scorpions existed before.

>>378751703
goldfish

>>378751754
I don't think walking down a fucking street is a threat, also, there's another dog I know that's extremely friendly and loves it when i pass through. He's obviously the exception to the rule.

>>378751679
>>378751694
You're like the scared old spectacled white women who freak the fuck out and call the cops when they see a dog in the owner's own back yard. From her window. Pathetic.

>>378751558
I unfortunately have to interact with pitbulls every week when I bring my lab to dog parks. They are always overaggressive, humping every dog they can, and their faggot owners never do anything to stop them.

The owners are always hippy cucks too who look like they can't afford actual dogs.

>>378751674
yeah you can form a really strong bond with cats. I own both cats and dogs, but a dog is going to love you no matter what, if you can get a cat to love you and seek you out it's a more special relationship than one with a dog.

I have a cat that has crawled up my leg onto my lap while in my computer chair since he was a kitten, and to this day he launches his 20lb ass into my lap to hang out with me.