THE HELL WITH THAT SHIT

The hell with that DAMN shit!

The hell with that FUCKING shit!

The hell with that DAMN FUCKING SHIT!

Sucks monkey fuck. Sucks monkey fuck

>>378043046
We're gonna need a bigger ass

A VAGINA

I love making brown bricks in Mineycrafta. Building brown bricks in Minecrap is the most fun you can have on an ap

>>378043145
Nostalgia Critic. NOW THAT'S FUCKING STUPID

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>>378042147
>>378042912
>>378043007
>>378043046

>>378043179
>Mineycrafta will never have mods for tablets or anything other than pc

Oh. Look

A free. Ipad!

>>378043508
Why do they use this format? You can't even see the damn video with all that shit in the way.

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>>378043305
THE HELL WITH THAT GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT

You can shut up now

>>378043508

oh shit i want to watch avgn on niconico now.

ONE GUY?
NO CONTINUES?

What were they THINKING?!

I have never watched AVGN, should I do it?
I've never really cared for ecelebs.

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>>378043656
Relax.

>>378043956
If you do, start at the first episode and work your way up from there.

>>378043956
There's some pretty good episodes here and there

>>378043956
Why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbRkKO3xzQ8

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were you expecting uh...maybe uh...the ninja turtles!?

Anyone ever notice how he seems almost incapable of saying the words "supposed to"? He always says, "How I'm aposseda do dat" or some other retarded variant.

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HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

Shitpickle

>>378043596
For one thing, it feels like you're watching it among an audience, which makes it funny in a way.
You can turn it off anyway.

>>378044239
James has a lot of problems with pronunciations. Hell he made a whole video about it as the Bullshit Man. Part of it is just a shitty New Jersey dialect but it goes beyond that, like how he just doesn't understand how to pronounce "review" at all. He completely misunderstands the meaning of the word.

>>378043956
His earlier stuff tends to be really good, newer stuff is hit and miss. Also check out Board James.

KILL ALL BABIES

brown bricks?

>>378044594
I thought the Mega Man video he did recently was really good. On par with his older stuff.

>>378044483
>>378043596
It's a big part of human nature.
It creates the illusion that other people are there, makes you feel like you're part of a group.
Without it, you'd feel alone.
You don't like feeling alone, right?

>>378044628
Why was he ok with the phrase "kill male babies" but "kill all babies" made him flip?

DID I JUST DIE BY WALKING INTO THE FUCKING DOOR?!

YOU START
FROM THE BEGINNING
OF THE GAME

>>378044849
Kill male babies was the actual thing from the bible.

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>>378044784
>You don't like feeling alone, right?

It's all I'm used to

James Rofle is 36 years old

I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT?

>>378043956
Watch 1 to 101, it's the golden age. Around that time he went full force on the movie and since then the videos have become more rare and more misses started showing up.

However, he still produces some good shit once in a while, my personal favorites that can stand right next to his best are: Dark Castle, Ghosts'n'Goblins, Atari Sports, Tiger games, Honk Kong 97, Seaman, Paperboy and Power Rangers.

>>378044230
This game better stop SUCKING ASS or else I'm gonna have to give it the finger.

The middle finger.

64 bit.
32 bit.
16 bit.
8 bit.
2 BIT
1 BIT
HALF BIT
QUARTER BIT

HEY
YOU STILL DON'T OWN A SEGA CD?!

To describe this game's ass-ness, I must say, it's VERY ass.

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>its a lloyd kaufmann episode

>>378045205
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

NINTENDO TO MAKE ONE?!

>>378045320
UUUHUHUH

You can just...

WALK over it/

>>378045147
Let's not get carried away. The first ones are nothing special, the good stuff started at Friday 13th.

>>378045147
No love for Berenst_in Bears?

>>378045286
It would've been fine if it wasn't like an actual episode. Lloyd is not very good at improv it seems.

He's flipping the bird! He's giving the finger!

And I'm NOT making this up.

>>378044272
To play the shitty games that suck ass?

YO CRUSHED 'EM LIKE A WALNUT

>>378045408
>Not TMNT
What were you thinking?

Besides, his first episodes are more like history pieces at this point.

>>378044272

To let you fuck his wife in the ass

https://a.pomf.cat/tmyqto.webm

YOU'RE WELCOME

ROLLIN ROCK
ON
THE ROLL 'N ROCKER

>>378045361
WRONG ANSWER MAN

SHOW'IM

>>378045660
WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>378045074

James Rolfe is married with kids doing a decently well paying job that gets loads of people complimenting him every time he goes to a con. He's doing okay.

>>378045361
Wrong answer man, show 'em

>>378045660
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>378045408
A few of the first 11 are really good, like Top Gun, TMNT, and McKids, but even though the really early episodes aren't great I'd say they're worth watching anyways just because they're really short and give you some insight as to what Youtube was like in 2006.

>>378045704
And he has to make sure his daughter doesn't hear him swearing at 80's video games at the top of his lungs and making faces in front of the camera.

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>>378045704
didn't say he wasn't doing ok, just wanted to make everyone feel old

>/v/umblr retards literally worship AVGN and Nostalgia Critic shit

Holy shit lol

>>378042147
I wish he'd go back to actually looking at the games from an objective POV and giving every game a fair chance. Now the only people who like him are autistic little shits that unironically use /pol/ memes in speech without knowing what they mean.

>>378045816
Imagine how he'll explain to her the stuff that made daddy famous.

>>378045914
>lol

xP

epic reddit trole bait m8

>>378043089
It Fucking Sucks
It Sucking Fucks
And I don't like it.

>>378044230
I think you'd better shut YOUR ASS

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>>378043956
yeah, u got several hours of free content, some episodes are kinda lame but for the most part it's a fun series. Oh, and avoid the toxic crusaders episode by all means

>>378045914
>Not liking AVGN

You have to be 18+ to post here

>>378045975

Christ. Get a life you faggot.

>OMG YASSS NOSTALGIA REVIEWER CRITICS dude my /v/eddit brahs will love this desu!! Rolfe is awesome as FUARK yo!!

>>378046080
Who are you quoting?

>>378046057
Damn I saw the Toxic Crusaders for the first time like three days ago.
Having never heard anything about it and not knowing what the toxic crusader was it made me really really want to kill myself.

>>378046058

>unironically worshipping a cringe e-celeb and a cuckold

Yikes

>>378046080
>
>>378046058

>>378043956
It's the classic vidya review format really, if you grew up playing NES/SNES/Genesis games it's worth giving a watch.

>>378046057
what the hell was he thinking with that episode, I think that's the only episode I couldn't finish. I don't know why he just let Kaufman ad-lib the entire episode.

THIS IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF

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>>378046185
>worshiping is akin to liking
Get a load of this fuckload of shit.

>>378045914

>Implying anyone outside of the retards that hang out on CA forums defend CA anymore.

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He's flipping the bird! He's giving the finger! And I'm NOT making this up!

>>378045914
Unlike Nostalgia Critic, AVGN actually has charm because James Rolfe genuinely cares about how he made his videos, especially his earlier stuff. Nostalgia Critic just tried to bandwagon off of the AVGN fame by targeting old movies, and while some of his stuff was good, most of it could be hit and miss, especially his really early stuff, and every episode that came out after the movie. Sure, James might not have the same magic he used to have, but he at least tries, and it's not just some phony set like Jontron and Nostalgia Critic got. That Power Rangers episode was pretty funny.

>>378046515
Aren't Japs just not anal about it?

>>378046473
stop replying to this faggot, its literally the same retard baiting, all his posts are from the same IP

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WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING

>what's with the screen? Can it get any blacker, and the answer is no.

What did he mean by this?

>>378046563
Only Japs are anal about is not having kids and working themselves to death.

>>378045969

He'll likely let her in on it once she reaches the age of his original fanbases age.

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>>378046641
12?

THE CODE!
THE CODE!
OH SHIT OH SHIT

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>>378046616
>tfw this is still a problem

JYUURANJA

>>378046553
It's also important to note that Douge tried to get away from Nostalgia Critic and just couldn't and had to crawl back to the character to pay taxes.

BBBBBBB SEVENTEEEEEN BAWMBERRRRR

>>378046185
>e-celeb
hello newfag

>>378046663

12-14 maybe. I'm sure she'll walk in on something earlier in life though.

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>>378046747
Douge and the entire CA crew deserves everything they have coming to them.

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>>378046663
I think I was younger when I discovered him.

>>378046310
I don't even remember that episode, what's so bad about it

>>378046628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kXH6GGtT0

>>378046831

I cannot wait until Jim gets to ripping Linkera a new one.

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Anyone have them webm or gif that shows James running and his leg/foot is all sorts of fucked up?

>>378046903
go watch it faggot

>>378046956
no u

>>378046831
Whatever the fuck even happened to them?

Wasn't there some British cunt, some ginger bitch, some bitch who can't poop babies anymore?

Haven't kept up with James for years now. Is cinemassacre still a thing?

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>>378046747
To be fair, I'm sure James did too, but James is just much more likable than Doug. Doug thinks he's this hotshot celebrity that's on his way to being a big time director, while James has always remained quite humble about his work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacN05uJY00
I'll always respect James, and I probably would have never gotten into video games as much as I did if it weren't for him and Screwattack on GameTrailers back in the day.

>>378047049

Yes, it's where he uploads the bulk of his movie content.

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>>378046693
sad but truth

>>378047040
They're still around, Douge and most of them actually produce content very regularly still because the shekel revenue has dropped off the face of the earth compared to their heyday. Pretty sure they're all doing better than Spoony and his plummeting patreon however.

>>378047049
They have gone mass production on web videos.

James and Miney Crafta every Monday

Jame's shares his music taste on Tuesday

And every Friday is a movie review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkDry3WNjI&ab_channel=Cinemassacre

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WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS IS AN ASS-H***

>>378045914
Fuck off you sour cunt

>>378047108
All I want is for James to make his schlocky low budget horror film.

>>378047218

Lmao. You people are all so pathetic.

>>378047108
Well, it was like quite the opposite with James.

He didn't try to move away from the character, he was surprised that character happened at all and once the fucking Nerd happened he just went with the flow.

>>378046080
Fag

>>378044662
Oh look!

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>>378047108
>Watch any new NC episode
>Nothing but unfunny skits and dougs pretentious shit

>>378047173
And they get hundreds of thousands of views for almost everything so I guess it's pretty sustainable. Good for them.

>>378045506
SPRINKLE 'EM ON A SALAD

>>378047108

>I'll always respect James, and I probably would have never gotten into video games as much as I did if it weren't for him and Screwattack on GameTrailers back in the day.

So this...is the true power...of cringe

>>378046057
>Oh, and avoid the toxic crusaders episode by all means
What happens in the toxic crusaders episode I haven't watched it in a few years except for the MMPR one.

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>>378047472

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>>378047426
You ever hear the phrase "never meet your heroes"?

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>>378044992

>>378047410
AND PUT SOME DRESSIN' ON A BOY

>>378047376
OPINION

>>378043625
Relax.

Best remix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT29l6neHe4

>>378047425
>liking something is le cringy
How insecure are you?

>>378046684
WHERE

>>378047425
>cringe
>>>/b/

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>>378047472
THEY HAD IT COMING A MILE AWAY

>>378047123
>>378047173
Sweet. Got something to binge watch on my days off. Thanks anons!

>>378047684

Not insecure, just not a beta who drools over some faggot e-celeb "h-he m-made me lurv vidya because of his shitty try hard reviews!"

Fred...fucks? FRED FUCKS! OH GOD, ITS FRED FUCKS!!

>>378046310
Because that's what Kaufman does. Lloyd is actually a really stand up guy and good person. If you're filming an indie film he will help you fund it and appear as a cameo in the movie.

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>You will never have a comfy movie/game basement like James has

>>378047175
Ass?
...
Hole?

Ass ... hole?

As****e?

>>378044272
to play some stinky games that are less than good

I could never notice James' eyes were blue until the videos started having decent quality. Same think with the HVGN/SSFF

>>378047783
You're trying too hard

>>378046941
in what way?

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>>378047782

No problem, bro!! Hope you enjoy desu! These vids are awesome as h*ck good sir, and will bring you many internets of joy!!

>>378047794
Who programmed this shit?

Maybe it was Fred Fucks

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>>378047585
>You ever hear the phrase "never meet your heroes"?
Yes and you're making me real curious, anon.
What happend?

>>378047376
The skits are honestly the worst part about his newer episodes. It makes certain reviews literally unwatchable for how bad and frequent they are.

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>>378047280

>>378047782
Tbh, James and Mike Mondays were fun at first, but like 2 episodes later it was too painfully apparent how just timid James is. Improv weekly is just not his thing.

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>>378047871
>tfw no wood panel aesthetic
>tfw no basements in your state
It's hell in Florida.

>>378047970
It looks like he has a club foot or some sort of leg cripple thing.

>>378047995
ir was just fucking bad. he invited one of his idols and the guest acted like a fucking uberretard the whole video, unbearable

>>378047783
Yep. Very insecure.

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?

>>378047783
*tips fedora*

You know what? If none of this is real why dont we stop playing this fucking shit and do something else.

>>378048187
That sounds dissapointing for him.

>>378048195
I fucking love Kyle

>>378048190
Isn't that the one from that game where penguin with a bat collects gremlins to open chests so that some fucknuts with hats overweigh fucknuts without hats on a shitscale of judgement?

That looked like a good game to play while high.

>>378048364
no it's plumbers don't wear ties

>>378048190
Have the other reaction from the beginning of the other video? It's even better and it really sells his utter disbelief

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>>378047995
>making me real curious, anon.
Only by watching you will understand. And it's more so, never meet your heroes and then make them a guest star on your show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcuxGRO1wQA

>>378043508
I wonder if Japs know if AVGN's material has gotten stale

>>378048195
RAMBO-COMMANDORAMBO-COMMANDORAMBO-COMMANDO

>>378047425
It's more that because of things like AVGN and Screwattack, I learned about all these older games that I had never even heard of before, and I learned to appreciate those older games because of it.

>>378048073
What are you, a faggot? We have beaches and latina whores in thongs all over. Fuck basements, you beta.

>>378043508
Not even kidding, AVGN on Nico Nico is comfy af

>>378044272
>come over
>but Im reviewing a shitty game
>I'm playing an even shittier game

>>378047783
Fag.

>i say we take a shit on it.
>Good, do it. Empty your ass all over it.
>I don't gotta take a shit, though. You take a shit.
>You don't gotta take a shit? Who's gotta take a shit?
>I gotta take a shit.
>Then TAKE that shit.

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>>378048652
Nigga my gf is Puerto Rican and hates the weather here more than I do. She does love the beach more than me however, shits boring, but the fried gator out there is good.

>>378043508
funny. They wouldn't really understand the significance of the Bernstein Bears and the Mandela Effect, being nips and all. I wonder what they thought of it.

JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE AN ANAL EVACUATION!

>You think you can handle this choice without getting the lowest score in the history of this game?
>What, there's somebody else who played this shit??

>>378048470
That's because most heroes are on drugs.

And as an old man, he ain't got shit to do except munch on painkillers and make an ass of ye'self.

>>378048418
I mean, it's not like it'd be any less fun to play that while high.

You bought his DVDs, didn't you?
>You were a G1
>You bought Brent's CD
>You stopped caring about ScrewAttack after Craig took off his hat

Live like a windrammer as you fuck.

>>378047676
the comments on siivagunner videos are so terrible

and why did they decide to make mineycrafta videos 4 years after the video came out

>>378049198
I think that's the only way you could extract any fun out of it

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>>378047426
He invites the original author of Toxic Crusaders and the entire episode he acts like the most awkward and uncomfortable try hard caricature you can imagine. He totally takes over the episode and every time he says something it just makes you pucker.

The episode concludes with him tearing off his pants and shitting on a copy of the game and moaning as the camera focuses on him making all these faces of pleasure while AVGN guy is like "YEAH DO IT OOHHH YEAH DOOO IIITTT" in the background.

AVGN's obsession with shitting is fucking weird in general, but this episode was when it transcended from repetitive shit humor to awkward homoerotic scat porn.

>>378048770
Who reads this and doesn't think it sounds like gay bro scat porn?

>Good, do it. Empty your ass all over it.
>TAKE that shit!!!

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>>378048770
My fucking favorite quote from AVGN ever. Used to use it as an opening sample for a goregrind song called Fecal Fury.

>>378044594
Board James got a lot better than AVGN over the years desu

>>378049384
The episode was beyond horrible, but it did get kind of funny in retrospect when I found out what kind of stuff Kaufman himself makes. Poultrygeist is pure kino.

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>>378049725
Board James is Kino

>>378045408
>Not liking McKids

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mvbISn4Nds

>>378044594
Board James was a good series, especially the times where Bootsy got hurt for doing stupid shit.

Bad Luck Bootsy indeed.

so favourite episode is?

for me its castlevania

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>>378049275
I came to ScrewAttack by the time they had their second website layout.
>ScrewAttack got bought by RoosterTeeth
>ScrewAttack is just a bunch of Death Battle shit now
>GameTrailers is gone
>Most of the people I knew from ScrewAttack are gone and somewhere else
>Stuttering Craig got pudgier

>>378049947
>Mike can't play 5 seconds without cheating
>Bootsy wants to fuck a fish
That outrage felt so fucking legit, my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P5jmDfQwuQ&ab_channel=CinemassacrePlays

Buffalo diarrhea fuckfarts.

>>378050118
Silver Shit

>>378048860
>I know this
>I honestly don't
>I had the japanese version of that Berenst@in book
>how do you even make a video game of that
>He's gotten thinner
>the hair too
>so the nerd is like OOT link
>lelelel
>????: "So this is AVGN's world"
>onore decade

>>378050118
Nintendo Power was the first one I saw and it's still my favourite one.

>>378050169
That was the best board james episode. I remember either seeing some comment or watching his commentary for the episode or something, that it was basically all of the characters dialed to extremes. Motherfucker Mike is just cheating all the time like a motherfucker, Bad Luck Bootsy isn't just clumsy and unlucky but he wants to fuck a plastic shark and it somehow bites him in the dick, and Board James just goes nuclear over his friends going full retard.

>>378049947
>13 Dead End Drive
>Bootsy hangs Mike
>Walks right into a noose trap right after

Board James is the best.

>>378050118
Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout (First episode I watched), Nintendo Power, NES Accessories, Super Mario Bros. 3, Superman 64

>So you get this comic book storyline thing and then...
>YOU SON OF A BITCH
>PROBABLY TWO WEEKS LATER when you finally start playing the game you'll be surprised that the graphics are quite decent, and the gameplay is self explanatory

>>378043508
the MYTH BUSTED kills me. I wonder if that was an american watching or if they actually get that show in Japan

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SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS THING?
WHAT THE SHIT IS IT?

>>378043956
Yeah he's good, and he is genuinelly a great entertainer and you can tell he has a background in film.

He's had dips in quality, but basically every point you start thinking he's gone to shit, he releases a good episode.

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>>378050928
They show a lot of shows in Japan.

>>378044239
It's the accent.

>>378050928
>Americans still get surprised over foreigners knowing american shows

Come the fuck on you guys. Americans are the best at selling their shit to the rest of the world.

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>>378050118
Swordquest. No jokes, no stupid gimmicks, just James talking about an interesting contest.

>>378051118
Movies are one thing, but I always kinda expect countries to make their own shows.

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>>378050928
>>378051049

>>378046185
>e-celeb

that's how i know you're a millenial.

>>378048195
>the outtakes

>"Look at these titles! "Baseball", "Basketball", "Football", not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It's MOTHERFUCKIN', GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING FOOTBALL!"
>slams cartridge into the system and growls

>>378047108
>To be fair, I'm sure James did too

Actually he talked about this in the commentary for the ROB episode. Basically he thought about quitting with ROB, but realized that the Nerd was kinda part of who he was and he didn't want to stop.

>>378051049
who the fuck is that.

>>378050118
Just about any of the holiday specials in the classic era.

>>378047173
>second kid on the way
Man he moves fast.

>>378051763
Not really if you see how he walks.

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>>378051763
Soon his daughter will be legal

>>378050928
You'd be surprised at the amount of westernboos.

>>378051763
His first kid is like 4 so it's not like he's cranking out kids

>>378045827
>he started doing this 13 years ago
>he was only 23 at the time
>now he's 36

at least he has it better than Doug
super balding, 37-8 yr old who can't even do nostalgic movie "reviews" anymore. i mean, shit, name yourself something else. its not fucking nostalgic when you "review" a movie that is recent

you FUCK

>>378049074
This sad, pathetic image of Silver Surfer just trembling in defeat. If you play this game, this image will be burned into your retina. And how appropriate, because this picture expresses better than words my feelings on this game. Just look at it. That sums up the whole thing.

>>378051763
That's even assuming it's his.

>>378051176
They do. It's just the US that hss an aversion for foreign stuff. Non americans make their own movies and shows and also watch stuff done by others.

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>>378052014
Doug has the most dead inside smile ever

>>378052236
Pretty sure its his considering James has a disability and so does his child.

>>378052249
Americans even remake stuff that's already in their language (from UK)
I don't get it

>>378052279
idk I think his wife or whoever that is is a good #1 contender

>>378052279
"Doug" button.

>>378052316

No, she doesn't. She was born with an arm that got fucked up in the delivery and had to go into surgery to fix it. She's been fine since.

>>378052160
silver surfer is the best episode

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>>378052279
>Hello darkness my old autism...

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>>378048726
finally someone who shares my overly specific pastime
>when james passively asks "what are some games you grew up with?" during the odyssey episode and everyone answers all at once

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ASSSSSSSSSSSS

the bugs bunny episode was actually the funniest thing ever when I was 11 years old

>>378052469
I think it was a normal arm but the doctor grabbed it with the forceps and pinched it nearly in half, severing the nerve. 3 years of physical therapy seems to have fixed it but I hope James sued the ever loving shit out of that hospital and made a fortune.

>>378048007
im marathoning NC, up to 2012 episodes right now

about now is when he started putting in "commercial breaks" mid way into an episodes. any skits are tiny, episode contained things, maybe 3-5 mins at best with a song about being bored maybe 6 mins.

this is the point you can see his downfall. everything is in chronological order and im including shit he tag teamed with people like Phalous and his Chucky reviews. also watched both of the movies, holy shit kickassia felt like a goddamn middle school student project. i could have fucking done better and it wouldn't have been a fucking HOUR AND THIRTY MINS LONG.

suburban knights was better, but it was more along the lines of "he learned from his mistakes" for the most part. it looks like a film, not like it was recorded on a fucking handcam and bothering a man who lives in the desert by himself with a shit story.

im dreading going any further, but...
im reviewing it, so i can make money off Doug making money of movies that were forgotten by time

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>>378052827
>commercial breaks
Disgusting

>>378052279
he married her so you don't have to

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>>378051763

oh james...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkDry3WNjI&t=0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw5pT11ZpwY&t=0s

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>>378052926
>he married her so you don't have to

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>>378052948
There it is, what the fuck is up with his right leg?

>>378052827
>im reviewing it, so i can make money off Doug making money of movies that were forgotten by time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdWnezIiuZQ

Is Friday the 13th the most comfy one he ever made?

>>378053050
That's actually a good question.

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>>378052948
What the fuck, I've never noticed that.

>>378052905
oh, those were because on his YT vids, they would let ads play at that point

if you watch someones playlist, that shit is usually cut out, so its just awkward as hell to see it. its like seeing it watching GI Joe and you know there are no breaks on DVD sets

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>>378053170
Except I enjoy watching GI Joe.

>>378053050
>>378053154

he did say he fucked up his leg before or during that shoot and just kept going with it. i think its on the commentary.

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>>378043625

>>378050118
Castlevania is pure fucking Kino, I need to go and rewatch that shit right now.

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>yeah, wait 'til I draw your suicide note in your own blood you bunny fucking bitch. i'm coming over, i'm gonna kill you. i'm gonna kill your whole motherfucking family.

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>>378049384
>AVGN's obsession with shitting is fucking weird in general, but this episode was when it transcended from repetitive shit humor to awkward homoerotic scat porn.
Now i'm actually going to have to watch it to witness this. why anon.

>>378053247
but imagine if on the dvd, you had to watch a commercial for a few mins that you couldn't skip.

and it would be boring ones, like for life insurance and sears air conditioning

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>>378053267
he's got some kinda autistic leg

THE WRIST GAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMESSSS

>>378051168
this
it's also one of, if not the only episode where he never says fuck

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>>378052926
>he married her so you don't have to

>>378053358
didn't he say something about rape too?
he was fucking ANGRY back then
i think the power rangers one was the most angry he's been in a long while.

>>378052981
>"a lot of fans ask me at conventions"
>he's going to mention bootsy
>nope
>board james
>he's going to mention bootsy
>nope

>>378053387
odd

never heard of that

maybe he fucked up his leg when he was younger, like duster from mother 3

>>378053358
Lol, this fucking quote is so over the top

>>378053479
fuck off with your bootsy shit you fucking faggot

>>378052926
joke older than time, but still funnier than anything Doug has done since 2008

>>378053685
Doug was never really that funny anyways

>>378053640
fuck off mineycrafta mike

>>378050169
Bootsy knows about superior dolphin pussy.

>>378053640
Bootsy was our guy.

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It would also be the same to go take a shit on a piece of toast, on top of a roof while wearing a fish mask singing "I'm Too Sexy"

>>378051839
danmark venligst gå

I still can't believe its been 7 years since James died.

Rest in peace big guy, still miss you.

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>>378049384
>>378049775
>>378049775
>The episode concludes with him tearing off his pants and shitting on a copy of the game and moaning as the camera focuses on him making all these faces of pleasure while AVGN guy is like "YEAH DO IT OOHHH YEAH DOOO IIITTT" in the background.

Sounds like the peak of jewish (((humor))).

Hitting your mark is like trying to piss into a shotglass
That's spinning on a record player
That's strapped to a running cheetah's back
While you're riding a unicycle on a tightrope blindfolded.

>>378049775
>>378049384
To this day Toxic Avenger will be the worst fucking thing he's ever done. And it's weird too because Kaufman is one of his idols so you'd think it would've been something of much better quality. The guy fucking worked on the original Rocky.

>>378043089
IT SUCKS
MONKEY
FUCK
LIKE ALL
THE FUCKING
REST

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO BE PLAYING A SHITTY FUCKING GAME.

>>378054692
a contendor for worst episode could also be that chrismas episode he did with that weird dancing guy

>>378047173
>What am i working on
>All this mundane bullshit
>Muh new low profile flick

For fucks sake when is he going to actually give it an honest try to break into the industry? isn't he on his mid thirties already? is he expecting to pull a Ridley Scott and break in on his 50s?

>>378045620
>Rolling Rock
It's Shit Rock

Stick to the local brew

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>>378051690
Chumlee from Pawn Stars

>>378045608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP4XBFo8GoQ

>>378053358
I miss jaded nerd.

>>378045914
Its a nostalgia from the early 2000's when internet wasn't swarming with so many internet e celebs, shills and kids.

>>378054973
That one was alright honestly. The deadly towers was far worse.

>>378055676
>2004 is when the first video came out, but really began in 2006
>early 2000's

>>378053050
>>378053154
I actually had a surgery on my left leg and had to be on a crutch for a while. I had to do some therapy and keep cognizant the entire time, that I need to keep my toes pointed forward. Today, I still slip up and need to remind myself to walk normal.

>>378055693
we have very different tastes
thats one of my favorites

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>>378053387
>tfw I'm in that webm

>>378054692
Kaufman worked on Rocky? What?

>>378047108
This, as much as people like to torment him with the cuck and balding memes, he was always likable and humble like the shy autistic kid who really like movies and games.

Mike is a bit more annoying and prickish but i never saw James being arrogant or outsmart anyone. He is a bro tier in real life.

>>378055693
What was wrong with deadly towers?

>>378056091
He did. The only reason I know is that I bought the Rocky Heavyweight Blu Ray collection and the behind the scenes stuff had new footage they found in Kaufman's basement. He's also on the commentary talking about how low budget the movie was and they couldn't afford lighting.

>>378056092
I wouldn't call James autistic. He's someone on whom 80's and 90's stuff left a big impression on him and he never really outgrew it but he's still a functioning adult and not an asshole about it. He's more like a likeable dork. There's nothing about him that can offend anyone.

>>378043508
What with the words?

>>378056092
Who fucking 'torments' him with that shit? It's not 4chan who ran hundreds of hit pieces on him in the actual media and called him up for phone interviews where they called him a misogynist like the fucking New York Times actually did.

>>378047108
>Without my movies I'm a nobody really
>B but I made a hundred of them

>>378056883
niconico is a side where the chat is one the screen
so you can see the live reaction of other people watching it

>>378045465
Yeah, a Lloyd directed episode would've been better.

>>378052345
UK and US humor is very different, as well as how we characterize certain characters.
I think the best example of this was when the people who wanted Red Dwarf for the US asked the creators "Who's the guy you're supposed to connect with directly?"

>>378056056
You are the girl, right?

>>378056909
the ghosbuster drama was so fucking stupid
are """"news"""sites so fucking desperate for clicks these days?
he just said he doesnt want to watch it and everyone gave him so much shit for it

>>378057145
UK has no humor. They have "humour" which isn't funny at all.

>>378052345
In defense of that, Sanford and Son was a really good show.

>>378057145
Technically it's Lister. He is the most "normal" out of all of them.

>>378049335
1. I Blame the ARG nonsense
2.IIRC the anniversary for it recently passed

Tangentally, Bad Apple has started popping up for a similar reason

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V-uNn9kenjk

>>378057259

S&S was a remake of a british show?

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>>378057257

>>378057402
Steptoe and Son

>>378056445
The jokes were shit that fans wrote. Non of the charm that James or Mike had in the day.

>>378057402
Yeah, from about a decade earlier
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steptoe_and_Son

That being said, it had a different dynamic between the father and son.

>>378056785
He's definitely autistic.

>>378057354
Yeah, that's the main answer, but he still has lots of flaws like being a lazy, fat, and increasingly disgusting bum that still has sparks of humanity. How odd then that US audiences didn't connect!

But seriously, in comparison the US Lister was an action hero with a flaw or two, though I couldn't say for sure since I didn't watch much of it.

>>378057551

The UK is much more into self-deprecating characters than the US. I don't think the US could write someone like Marvin the Robot.

>>378045147
I loved his Castlevania episodes because you can tell how much he's played the games.

>>378057225
Too be fair. They all got blown up for that shit. Even the fags like Dane Cook I believe got negative feedback for that.

>>378057809
In 6 months no one will remember or care. Life will go on as normal and they will all continue to be fags.

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what is best episode and why is it nintendo power?

>>378057809
plus the movie was garbage and it flopped

>>378057919
it includes screamer
:(

>>378057919
>Dear Nintendo Power editor, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

>>378057938
Doesn't matter. From now until I die whenever I tell people my favorite movie I will have to preface it with an asterisk to make it clear it's the 1984 version only. The new movie will forever be a stain on the Ghostbusters name.

>>378057223
I have long hair like a girl, but my benis is not feminine.

>>378058267

You say that, but if you said "the thing" no one is going to think you're referring to the 50s version (which is a very good movie, but not the one people generally think of)

>>378057919
I still want to know what ad he stapled shut

>>378058365
It was some gross ad with toenails

>>378058267
no most people havent seen the new one
it had no impact on general culture and was completely forgettable
if you say ghostbuster people know what youre talking about

>>378058365
it was the same toenail ad he showed in the video, but he had forgotten that

>>378044272
AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU

>>378050118
Action 52

>Mike has never heard of Reboot

>>378051763
Didn't Vinny congratulate James on a recent stream of his? I thought his 2nd kid had just been born recently.

>>378052665
Those bits did make me chuckle, fucking Gamesack.

>>378047239
If you saw his latest video he says it will probably be his next big project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkDry3WNjI&t=0s

>>378061856
he said he wants to make an atmospheric horror film

>>378053050
Could be something from the car crash that almost ended his life.

>>378060019
>>378058610

He only mentioned the ad, but I remember it really well. There was a reprint because the AD was apparently really messing with kids.

Basically, the ad was one kid that appeared to be throwing up towards the camera which is why in the middle of the magazine it says to hold a barf back.

I remember seeing it as a kid and laughing my ass off. Bringing Nintendo Power to school back in the day was great so when the teacher saw the ad she took it away.

Claims she lost it never got it back either :(

>>378062543
Explain.

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>>378052926
one day that joke will get old but it ain't today

>>378042147
Here comes Mongo?

>>378042147
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>378044230
SUCKING SOME ASS

>>378061521
In that newest video he said it's "on the way"