ahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>377839550
dumb redddit poster.

>JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Get back to building our wall, shitskin.

I will stream my suicide if the game is real

>>377839550
the crazy fucking thing is the Mario & Luigi games are fucking amazing, the Paper Mario games are amazing (well, the first few)

yet Nintendo decides to sodomize their fans by funding the development of this Ubishit instead of just allowing their own designers to make new games in the highly successful franchises that their own fans want

and we don't want this

>>377839803
won't even buy the game but that piece of art is hilarious. Don't get what's wrong

>>377840127
No one wanted Splatoon either.

>>377840127
>hey Ubisoft, release games on Swtich pleas

>no way, my games sold like crap on WiiU

>please Ubisot, we need you to say we have 3rd party support

>I said no, we will lose money

>how about we work on a game together and we fund it

>mmm okay

>SEE GUYS, 3RD PARTY SUPPORT

>grrrr I saw someone laughposting on 4chan, I must obey and submit to that immediate hate. Look at me taking pictures of my consoles guys! My rage deserves a million likes
Fuck off, OP, we know it's your account you are shilling.

>>377840430
You're wrong. I did. Maybe not a 3rd person online shooter, but I wanted a new IP. Splatoon was exactly what I wanted, I just never knew what form it would take.

:)

>>377840126
So do it faggot, Ubisoft officially announced it.

>>377839550
Not pictured: Photographer pulling his console out of the trash and setting it back in the dock

>>377840430
False. Everyone
was hyped for Splatoon back in the day.

>>377839550
I wonder if there's any porn of that peach rabbid haha

>>377840127
Are you not aware of the Superstar Saga DX shit too?

>>377840939
Really? Where? Can you direct me to this announcement?

>>377840126

Do a flip on the way down.

>>377841786
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/news/44682/new-details-about-mario--rabbids-kingom-battle-confirmed-for-switch

>>377841460
Because that wouldn't be funny.

>>377839973
QUE PASSA PUTO?

>>377841947
>A fansite "reporting" about a fake leak is an official announcement
huh

>>377839550
even shitskins know when something stinks at least.

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AT LEAST GIVE RAYMAN A FUCKING SHOT NO ONE LIKES THESE MINIONS RIPOFFS

I really don't get why people flip their shit so hard about bad games, sure Federation Force was bad but if you don't buy it it doesn't affect you at all, same with this one.

>>377842130

>shitskins

>>>/b/
>>>/pol/

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>>377842195
>pretending to like it
We all hope this game fails, for the love of God let this game fail.
>>377842214
We could've had a Rayman crossover, why did they choose Rabbids!!!

>>377842451
You tell him, Reddit

>>377839550
lol

Mark is the man

>>377842529

Great rebut, you got me good sir *tips fedora*

>Haha I put in the trash. I am sooo done!
>Not really though since I'm a spineless faggot who probably got really worried about it getting dirty after shoving it in there for this joke I saw other people do

Starting to hate seeing this everywhere anytime something slightly "wrong" happens.

>>377839550
>Me Gusta
back to plebbit, faggot

>>377839550
It's an Ubisoft game, Tekken didn't suddenly become a Nintendo IP with the wii u version of tag 2. Besides, how does a game you won't play effect anything?

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>>377839550
>there are people who think this is fake

So do you think the people who created the Rabbids realized that they'd become the perfect symbol for the hoards of shovelware that would destroy the Wii and help set the WiiU up for complete failure?

https://theheroes7.wordpress.com/2017/05/23/the-staggered-release-schedule-of-mariorabbids-rumors/

>>377842195
>>nintendies getting their monthly dose of shovelware and pretending to like it

Literally nobody likes this shit. Literally nobody.
The again this >>377842356 is also true, it's yet another shitty shovelware to scam literal kids big whoop, just ignore and move on.

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>>377839550
WHAT THE FUCK

IS THIS REAL?

¿Ya es hora?

I've been telling you motherfuckers, I've been telling every last god damn one of you, and none of you wanted to believe me. You all wanted to keep your heads rammed up each others asses huffing your farts and blowing your dicks over "Metroid Dread this year! F-Zero is coming back! It's real believe me!"

I've been telling you again and fucking again that Nintendo is not your fucking friend, does not care about you, and is going to do whatever the hell they want.

THE LEAST LIKELY THING IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING CULPRIT. REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOREVER.

>>377842892
>Because one game exists these other ones don't

>>377842931
you forgot to add a pelvis

>>377843110
I can't draw

>>377842931
thicc

>>377842831
>cody
How have mods not range banned your underaged ban evading ass yet?

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>>377839550
Ayy caramba.

>>377840127
Now you know how it feels to be a metroidfag

>>377843161
go here >>2989376

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>>377843110
okay I feel like i got a little bit closer with this attempt but it's still shitty for some reason

>>377844262
probably the fact that she has no ass and her legs are disproportionately large

>>377840430
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT BAG OF CROWS AND DICKS ANON

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>>377840430
>Comparing a brand new franchise that was new and interesting with stupid fucking mascot DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH horseshit

Those two aren't even remotely close and you know it cocksucker

>>377839550
so did he throw it away, cause of the game, or did he want to take it out from the trash?

>>377842214
>>377842461
Because nintendo's main targeted demographic is kids.

>>377840217
>m-muh waifu!

I feel sorry for the devs. Everyone shits on their game without giving it a chance

>>377844970
Anon, even kids don't fucking like Rabbids. The Rabbids TV show did terribly on fucking Nickelodeon of all things. The games sold like shit. Nobody fucking likes them.

>>377840430
Splatoon looked great and people were hyped the day it was revealed, wtf are you talking about.

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>The Switch will get amazing third party support you'll see

>>377845793
This, the game can be fun, who knows.

>>377846367
It already has?

Ubisoft is the one major 3rd party to go out of their way to support the Wii U. They deserve a little respect from you nintenchildren.

i unironically liked rayman raving rabbids
was a fun party game

>>377840430
There was r34 in less than 15 minutes of the announcement, and decent shit too, it was fucking impressive the response the game got on reveal

>>377846269
Sure, but that's not the point, the point is that rabbids are a kid thing and nintendo is a kid company, so that is why they collaborated.

I just don't understand why nintenbros are shocked they are getting content for children on a childs console.

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>>377842796
>there are people who think this is real

>>377842892
>THE LEAST LIKELY THING IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING CULPRIT

Yeah, that was pretty fucking obvious to me the minute I realized no one literally never asked for this and everything about it seemed pretty haphazard. That was the moment I said "Yeah no, this is real and people will whine about it the minute the truth leaks out" even though I also had my doubts.

>>377839973
Gringo puto que no puede pagar su medicina

>>377848239
your desperation is showing

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Why is everyone freaking out over this?

Believe me, I find the Rabbids annoying and a tad depressing as they overshadowed Rayman himself for a while, but the Rabbids games where never known for being notoriously bad or anything.

People more or less accepted Skylanders when it did the same thing to it's parent franchise (and had Nintendo characters).

Why does this concept get shit?

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>>377848727
Your personnality is awful, let me put it on the turtle shelves.

>>377848884
>Why is everyone freaking out over this?
salty sonyfags

>sonic now has OC characters
>mario now has rabbids

and the rivalry finally ends, with a sad double-KO

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Post YFW you lived long enough to see the Switch and Kimishima's Nintendo burn.

>Supporting a Japanese businessman being in charge of Iwata's legacy
This is literally the future you chose.

>>377849047
Sonic's third party so it wins until Nintendo makes the same decision for Mario

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>>377849203
Ninturdo's bankruptcy will be the greatest day in /v/ history.

BOTW has been the only half decent game to come out of Nintendo first party in years, all they make is literal shovelware I have no idea why so many people love Nintendo games so much.

MK8 is a wiiU port and u play one round and you've essentially played the entire game the mechanics are so shallow the game has no depth. I don't get it why so many people are obsessed with Nintendo first party games, its 99% casual shovelware

>>377842214
To be fair, the Rabbids are older than Minions.

Not that it makes them any better

>>377839550
>me gusta
What you're looking for is JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJA, shitskin

>>377840430
>we want a new IP
>okay, here's Splatoon
>oh cool, thanks
???????????

>>377849591
>Being a Sonybro
>Hating the last Nintendo classic
I genuinely pity you

But I guess the broken clock is right twice a day.
Congratulations, Nintendo is actually shit this time.

>>377849591
/v/ will have been dead for at the very least 20 years before nintendo dies, kid. The very irony of using the fox and the grapes when you so desperately want to play those exclusives HAHAHAHAHA

>>377849591
thank god I'm not a Sonybro like you and I can actually enjoy videogames

>>377849964
Not that anon but I could play BoTW right now with CEMU yet I haven't even bothered, because honestly I know I'm going to be disappointed. Neo-nintend sucks, N64 was literally the last good console nintendo has released.

>>377847824
>There was r34 in less than 15 minutes of the announcement
>implying there isn't already r34 of rabbit peach

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>Me Gusta
>Twitter is now incorporating Reddit memes into its interface

>>377850659
>spanish is a meme

>>377850805
how new

>>377850909
ironic shitposting will never be funny, sorry

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m-maybe now that the Rabbids crossover rumor is true, maybe the other good rumors are also true?

Like Dark Souls 3 for the Switch.

And Mother 3.

i hope so

>>377851067
I know XD

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>>377839550
>not pic related
might as well trash himself

holy shit sony ponies are having a field day with this

>>377851169
What are you talking about anon? The plan for E3 is Rabbids for the casuals and The launch of the virtual console on Switch for the true harcore gamer.

There's nothing to worry about.

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>>377851169
>dark souls ever touching a nintendo console

>>377851601
I'll survive

>>377842214
>Ubisoft uses rabbids instead one of their biggest franchise stars
I fucking hate them.

>>377840430
It's true. Everyone will say they wanted Splatoon now after they played it but initially it was shit upon so hard.

>>377851397
It's the first times in 2 months were they can shitpost. They have a LOT of pent up anger about the nintendomination.

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this would have been amazing if it was Mario x Rayman instead of the Rabbids entirely

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>>377842214
>We managed to save Rayman Origins and it turned into a slow burning success when originally it almost got turned into the best evidence that people didn't want classic gameplay anymore
>They release Rayman Legends and its just not as good and can't compete
>Rayman gets to be dead for another decade
You just had to make the damn game good Ubisoft

>>377839973
Me voy a violar a tu hermana, le voy a llenar el ano de leche y partirle la cabeza con un hacha.


jua jua

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>>377839550

>could've had a Rayman cross over RPG

fuck these shovelware rabbits it's the Wii all over again

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>>377852397
Ubisoft needed to capitalize on the minion audience.

>>377848727
Not him. But Rayman in Smash, Hillary in office, No Mans Sky's quality, and a lot of other things have been "assured" to me in the past few years, and I found myself really lucky I didn't count on those things happening.

I take no chances anymore. Games are shit until proven otherwise post release. Games are fake until officially announced.

>rayman will forever be overshadowed by these fucks
Why are we in this timeline

>>377852653
I'm pretty sure at least Origins ended up selling more than any 2010 attempts to market those little fuckers.

>>377839973
Que te viole un burro

>>377851169
>mother 3
You played that game on GBA 10 years ago. Why do you want a home console port so badly?

>>377839550
porn when

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>>377839550
>Into a clean trashcan.
Every fucking time. What the fuck is the point of these images? You know he dug it out right after. Fucking faggots.

>>377852632
That's a good attitude.

Remember the switch fake? dumb niggers ate it up.

TOM CALANCY'S POOP ON YOUR TOOTHPASTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU

>>377852938
The weird oval one, yeah?

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>>377843449
He's probably not underage since people found tweets years ago aimed at his deleted twitter account that also went by Codycoyote64.
Turns out, he ran over a guy and laughed about it.
Either, he should still be range banned for blatant console droning and shilling of his own articles
Nothing of value would be loss if he would be range banned.
Range banning him would only make Nintendo threads better because he takes up attention and provokes others with his no true Scotsman Pretendo crap
Range banning him would cease people to witch hunt after him
Range banning him is necessary because he's been found out numerous times last year and has even said own his twitter that he only goes to /v/ as a "troll"
Range banning him would be the right thing to do regardless of his age.
Please do it mods

>>377853226
yup.

Especially fun was when the faker posted the video on how he did it and the retards fucking started to try and say THE FAKE was faked. Poor retards.

>>377839550
porn
when

>>377839550
How the fuck is Ubisoft even still making games? aren't they going bankrupt?

>>377853415
They are being eaten up by vivendi. Would probably not have happened if most of their recent games didn't flop

>>377853297
*from years ago

>>377839973
> vive mal porque se la pasa metiéndose hamburguesas por el culo

>>377852316
Nigga, I bought that shit day 1.

>>377840430
False

I WANT TO FUCK RABBID PEACH

>>377853350
Poor bastards, fucking kek

>>377853297
Also another thing
Cody's a confirmed false leaker and starts threads with fake articles and information that people take seriously initially
That's another reason why permanently range banning him would be great
So please MODS
Please

>>377839550
>cadbury

Fuck the brits.

>>377842021
>>377848419
>>377852497
>>377852749
>>377853621
>buthurt meztizos

Youre gonna build the wall and then be refugees in SA because we do not want you back

>>377853621
vous me pétez les couilles les hispaniques avec votre langue de suceuses

>>377842126
Anon, you don't ACTUALLY have to kill yourself if the game is real. 4chan posts aren't legally binding.

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>>377840430
Shut up Heldenkonig.

>>377854191
Keep dreaming, how does the saudi cock taste?

>>377853887
This, i'm waiting patiently for the porn.

>>377849964
are you kidding, nintendos already announcing ios exclusve mobile games, they died months ago

>>377851169
they had to downgrade it for the ps4, what do you think the switch version will look like, tony hawk 2

>>377842021
>>377848419
>>377852497
>>377852749
>>377853621
latin spanish curse words are very degenerate and disgusting, gross to read and hear. I can't wait to leave this shithole of a country. México was a mistake

>>377855298
foreign language swear words are swear words, they are phrases, its so stupid.

"i will split your mother in two and fuck the brain" has ONE swear word in it. stop pretending like youve invented anything but phrases

its SWEARWORD

NOT SWEARSENTENCE

>>377849591
>Ninturdo's bankruptcy will be the greatest day in /v/ history.
4chan wont live long enough to witness that

So Who's responsible for the Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle leak?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13029932

>>377840217
Mark is a nintenbro, he wants the attention.

>>377839973
jajaja is german

>>377854631
>implying Im a burger

lmfao Im a spic in mexico and nobody wants the illegals back they are like our american midwestern subhuman garbage. When they come back here they are social pariahs.

I'm feeling missing out. What's the big picture?

>>377852497
>partirle la cabeza con un hacha.
Okay, so does that mean "split her head in half with an axe" or "decapitate her with an axe"

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I don't get it. Why do Nintentards piling up the blame for this shitshow only on Ubishit?

Shouldn't Nigtendo shoulder the blame as well for approving this shitshow?

>>377857537
the former

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>>377857592
>Put a businessman from Japan in charge of Iwata's legacy
>Nutendo fans act like he'll actually be good for the consumer and not good for the company
>They get this shit
This is the future they deserve. Let Kimishima's Nintendo burn.

>>377857592
>Nintendo is Evil cause they dont control what appears on their consoles
>Nintendo is Evil cause they control what appears on their consoles
fuck you, also dont Shitpost with Luluco

>>377857712
Okay cool, was just curious if there was some idiomatic side I was missing

>>377839550
Can't wait for the game to be good

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Can someone please explain to me what the deal is with these fucking stupid Rabbids?

They ruin every goddamn thing they touch.

>>377858098
Proto minions

>>377857719
This.

Who wants to bet when Ninturdo will go bankrupt after this?

My bets are on 2018.

>>377842356
People hate bad games within a franchise because it either kills a franchise or kills something that had the potential to be good.

Federation Force killed any chance of a Metroid Prime Republic Commando game that some people wanted, and was yet another awful Metroid game, showing that Nintendo doesn't have a clue what fans want or have no interest in pleasing them.

This game looks like garbage, and the Rabbids already killed Rayman, so people are annoyed by its very existence. But you're right that this, shouldn't matter in the long run. Especially if it is just a hoax, which wouldn't surprise me.

>>377858098
Except Rabbids Go Home which was actually pretty underrated

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I WANT SOUTH AMERICANS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>377858563
literally what is wrong with this

seriously, we eat entire chicks mulched into paste as chicken nuggets. it looks awful but maybe it tastes amazing, after all, cow brains and head cheese is a delicacy in america

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>>377839550
>Mark Brown

Isn't he the Gamer's Toolkit guy?

>>377858859
nothing, Western societies need food to not look like what they're eating unless it's seafood for some fucking reason.

I can't believe people get disgusted when an animal eats another animal alive, it's what you're doing but just through a supply chain.

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>>377858368
>nintendo will go bankrupt after this

>>377856386
Eurogamer. This could mean that Pokemon Stars is real since they reported that as well.

>>377840430
Splatoon's hype train was going full steam from the minute it was revealed.

>>377855298
>English insults

>shit bitch fuck
Wow, so good

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>>377858368
>Nintendo
>Going bankrupt on a game they aren't even developing

SONYFRIENDS ARE THIS DESPERATE!

>>377858996
i never get it. whats a western dish known for being weird? mountain oysters. us americans will eat literal cow balls with jizz in them but go ew at the concept of eating soup marinated in monkey?

>>377857719
He wanted to repeat Wii's success and he got easily swindled.

>>377858859
>seriously, we eat entire chicks mulched into paste as chicken nuggets

That's not true, actually

Chicken nuggets is just ground, breaded chicken, sometimes with gristle and fillers.

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>>377859582
only a fraction of a percent of americans have ever had rocky mountain oysters, and even less than that like it or order it a second time

but by all means, keep pushing that strawman

>>377840126
Let me join you

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>>377839550
lmao

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>>377842214
Could have had Rayman, Globox, teensie and Barb get stuck with the Rabbids for the first ever crossover of Mario and a Rayman franchise

>>377859582
Rocky Mountain Oysters and Lamb Fries look palatable once cooked.

Monkey stew, you clearly see a naked pink monkey in your damn stew.

>>377858859
Consumption of monkeys is dangerous and a possible vector of disease.

>>377840127
I just wish they didn't fuck up Mario Party. Fuck 10

>>377860046
psssst: check what gristle and filler can mean

>>377860151
oh so if the same is said about eating monkey soup its fine. okay. so im saying it.

>>377860396
>had my girlfriend wear her Starbucks uniform to bed for roleplay
now that's a post I want to see.

>>377860612
just pour boiling oil on their skulls

>>377858859
>>377858996
>>377859582
>brazilian monkeys this desperate to defend their disgusting food

>>377860691
it was something about getting the name
wrong

>>377860706
Wouldn't fix the issue but hey people can eat what they want just so long as they don't spread some sort of new AIDs to me.

>>377860782
Fuck that.

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>>377839550
>would smash

>>377857182
Calm down.

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>>377855298
that's why i like spanish swearing the most

i mean...that's like the whole point of swear words anyways, might as well do it right.

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Never change /v/

>>377861027
>Console war shitposting got someone banned
good?

>>377839550

LMFAO

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE SWITCH WOW....

>>377861027
I don't get it, is that image supposed to be ironically autistic

>>377860589
>its okay as long as it looks good
welp

>>377860612
and so are cow brains, and literally cow because of the chance of mad cow

shit, so is fucking any raw foods, and nobody in america eats oysters or undercooked eggs and meat do they

>>377856906
Nah jajajaja also represents laugher in spic. Op is probablably an Amerifat or a sweaty guy.

>>377861153
>good?
Maybe if consolewar shitposting would actually get banned. But it doesnt.

>>377855502
Why are spics so violent?

>>377861401
>and nobody in america eats oysters or undercooked eggs and meat do they
Well there are laws against that so..................
Except oysters that missed the ban.

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>>377860774
>yeah its fine when we eat literal cows jizz fried in their own ballsacks

shit man, i havent tried either and the monkey head sounds more appealing. its kinda, ya know, not eating literal animal semen

I would rather eat shit than play a game with Rabbids. Pass.

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>>377861535
>Well there are laws against that so

i cant believe it. the one american on planet earth who really HAS never left the basement

>>377861561
>>yeah its fine when we eat literal cows jizz fried in their own ballsacks
literally no one eats that here, you brain-dead spic. I've never even heard of it existing until you brought it up to defend your garbage food. Your people are pretty famous for eating disgusting filth, after all.

>>377858859

Bushmeat is how we ended up with AIDS and Ebola.

>>377862131
http://nerous.org/state-laws-regulations/egg-laws-by-state/
It is literally illegal to sell uncooked foods, if people do it behind closed doors is irrelevant.

>>377862156
>muh culinary knowledge is of the closest fast food joints
lol okay never heard of monkey soup till this thread either, but clearly the acceptable assumption is its every brazilians lunch and dinner amirite

>Your people are pretty famous for eating disgusting filth, after all
fuckin dead right, washington state, and yes, i HAVE gone past my local fastfood joints and i AM aware of the foods we eat here.

>>377862484
Oh so your just a self-hating american. Why don't you just leave?

>>377860151

Well dude, it's not like every brazilian eats sopa de macaco either. That shit is possibly prohibited by environment laws as well, bushmeat hunting is only permitted to indians in native reserves.

>>377862439
>what is sushi and steak tartare
lol, yes, specifically ignore the 3 options put forth and focus on just the eggs. also, steak tartare has raw egg in it sometimes. nothing there actually says its completely illegal, maybe certain states

>>377862682
i did lol. dual citizenship. im back to help open a shop lol. now try again with an actual argument instead of an ad hominem

>>377839550
Can someone explain this to me?

Is it literally just "lol, one bad game coming so toss out that console because I'm a 12 year old" or is there more to it?

>>377856906
as a person who lives in south texas, mexicans say "jajaja" when theyre typing in spanish

>>377862883
>Dual citizenship
the US doesn't honor dual citizenships you mong.

>>377863318
The console has literally no games, and this is the first and only third party title, let alone game it's getting.

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>>377842214
No one likes Rayman.

His design is absolutely terrible and he gets overshadowed by every other character in his own games.

Fuck Rayman.

>personnalities

>>377863478
People like Rayman more than the Rabbids, as shown by the Rabbids doing absolutely shitty after they replaced Rayman

>>377863572
Do they even still air that cartoon on Nick anymore?

>>377863407
>people unironically believe this

>>377839550
heh

>>377863572
Rayman has done shitty number for a while and relies on other characters starring in his games to just barely grasp any kind of relevancy.

>>377863403
...yes they do

>>377864059
They dont have to believe it because it's factual. The Switch has no games

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>>377839550

>>377863403
holy fuck, how the hell did they let that slide? we coulda impeached obama YEARS ago