MOON RIVER WIDER THAN A MILE

Shame I don't know what the fuck your talking about because Bayonetta 2 isn't multiplat

>>377758428
This Bayo 2 fucking sucks.

Even as I enjoy the games, they have like, five decent music tracks between them combined.

>>377758428
This.

>>377758330
Fly Me To the Moon > Moon River
Mysterious Destiny > Tomorrow Is Mine

>>377758330
Bayonetta 2 Outfit and hair >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bayonetta 1 Outfit and Hair

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>>377759076
Nah

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>>377758428
>>377758485
>still mad after all this time
Wii U is cheap as fuck now just get one used you retards

>>377758708

Mysterious Destiny is a more complex layered song instrumentally but Tomorrow is Mine has a much more talented singer.

>>377759329
>implying spiteful sony/pcfags will ever touch a nintendo console

>>377758708
wrong
>>377759076
also wrong

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>>377758330
I'M CROSSING YOU IN STYLE
SOMEDAY

>>377759428
I think the vocals in Tomorrow Is Mine are too loud. Then again I played both games with headphones.

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>>377758330
>>377759587
Oh dream maker you heart....breaker
wherever you're going I'm going your way

>>377759609
The vocals in the song aren't blended well enough, is my problem. I still really enjoy the song though: I think the goal of it was to sound "fun" as opposed to implying mystique.

>>377759493
How do you live with such shit taste?

I like bayo 2 but I don't think it lived up to the first game.

>>377759329
>buying a Wii U in current year

Bayonetta 2 is approaching perfect on Cemu. Just need to get the fucked up sound fixed and it's good to go.

>>377760647
>Bayonetta 2 is approaching perfect on Cemu
lol

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>>377758330
Can I have full pic?

>>377758330
Women in action games is bad and you should feel bad for continuing this false stereotype.

>>377760647
Are they finally done porting botw to pc? are they working on better games yet?

>>377760159
right back at you

>>377759329
I have a Wii U, Bayonetta 2 is not better than 1 except for the fact that Bayo's hair is better. No other part of the game is better than 1.

>>377761217
other then qtes and minigames, yeah

>>377761217
2 has better world design, pacing and the mech shit was top notch. Other than that Bayo 1 is definitely superior to 2.

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>tfw the best fucking boss fight is behind like 15 minutes of piloting a stupid fucking rocket and just dodging and shooting and getting damn silvers
Goddamn it the final Jeanne fight is fun and I want to replay it but I don't want to do the stupid rocket thing again.

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>>377758485
>>377758428
>non-idort retards on this board

>>377761581
>buying a console for one game.

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>>377761217
everything is better except the combat is slightly worse

>>377761737
as opposed to owning a console for a bunch of mediocre games

>tfw emulating it on Cemu
Rapes my ears but I must endure.

>>377761737
There's also W101.

>>377761503
you mean the last fight of Angel Slayer where you fight yourself

>>377761503
This is the only reason I won't call Bayo 1 a perfect game. Having to play a long level-ass level of afterburner and a complex boss in one level is just frustrating. Getting pure platinum on that broke me as a human being.

>>377761743
this is your fabulous mommy for tonight! say something nice about it!

>>377761871
W101 sucks prove me wrong.

>>377761871
True, still not a good enough reason for me to buy a WiiU in my opinion.

>>377761889
How the fuck do I git gud enough to beat Angel Slayer? I've platinumed the game and beat it on NSIC but I can't get past Verse 3.

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>tfw love bayo but suck at the games

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>>377762113
What do you have issues with

Where can I find good porn of her

>>377762052
not making it to verse 4 is literally just being shit
use star of dineta to heal on the last enemy of each wave

use moon counter to witch time Gracious and Glorious during the third Jeanne fight

once you get to verse 4, it's mostly about spacing, just equip the evil harvest rosary and dodge like normal

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How much salt did this cause?

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>>377762224
http://rule34hentai.net/post/list/Bayonetta/1
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Bayonetta/1

>good
nowhere

>>377762421
Almost as much as 2 being exclusive to Wii U. Bayonetta is the queen of salt.

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i've never played this. i've been watching someone play it for a bit now and i still don't understand what the fuck is going on or why it's happening.

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>>377762421
I voted for Bayonetta but never realistically expected her to win. I was so happy that day.

>>377762650
I don't get why people care so much about Shantae

Until VERY recently it was hard to get more obscure than shantae.

>>377759448
I mainly play on Playstation, I own a 3DS and Wii U. No interest in the Switch though until Fire Emblem, because I actually love me some Fire Emblem.

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>>377762648
same

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Going for plats for all levels in Bayo 1 must be one of the hardest vidya challenges i've had in years, holy fuck. By the time i'm done with a level i'm always nearing a headache, and i'm only at the start of my 2nd run. Anyway, what weapons should i begin to use once i get them (only know how to spam pkp, never bothered with anything else) and is there anything i should buy? I've got 70k rings and i've only purchased the aerial dodge move so far.

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>>377762421
I still remember that porn artist refused to draw Bayo after that

>>377762559
Bullet magic and hair summons

>>377762927
>accessories
moon of maha kala
Star of dineta
>weapons
whatever you want, but kilgore is best for damage, whip is mostly useless, sword is best all around imo

learn to dodge offset if you havent already

after beating the game on infinite climax, normal becomes a walk in the part to pure platinum

>>377762927
If you're trying to platinum you should be using gaze of despair and moon. Also quit to title every time you get hit.

>>377762559
Bayonetta is the kind of game you only understand really enjoy once you play it yourself. It's satisfying when you first pull off witch time, but it's pure sex when you style on the enemy using the moon of maha kala and bat dodges.

>>377762927
>platinum

yawn, you want all pure platinum.

To answer your question though, you'll be using the sword mostly, and the claws/boots for certain alfheims. You can basically cheese the entire game using a bug that allows you to fire rapid fire the rocket launcher though.

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>>377761743
This, I don't get why everyone complains about 2 it improved on everything other than witchtime length depending on the attack dodged

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>>377763207
>>377763417
>>377763539
Alright, thanks.

>>377763417
>Also quit to title every time you get hit.
I'm thinking there should be an option that makes taking a hit kill you and give you the option to restart from the beginning like in Alfheim/Muspelheim challenges.

>>377759595
I'm blind and can't find my glasses but that meal looks delicious.

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>>377764171
M-mommies?

Are you getting the amiibos /v/?

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>>377762650
>mfw I voted for Bayo and all my friends were asshurt about her announcement
>made money betting that she'd make it

>>377765038
of course, but they won't be used for anything

>>377765038
Yes. I don't even play Smash.

>tfw too poor to buy real Bayonetta merch

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>>377765413
I mean her actual figs are like 300-500

>>377763082
Which one?

>>377758330
SWITCH PORT WHEN?

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I literally just played this level for the first time.

I was smiling the entire way through. Fucking A+ entertainment. I hope both Bayo3 and DMC5 are announced at E3.

how many of you faggots have actually seen Breakfast at Tiffany's?

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>>377766108
there should have been a costume for this

>>377766108
What does it have to do with Bayo?

IN OTHER WORDS
PLEASE BE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUman, HarryUUE

>>377766108
>watching movies
Why, because of the opening sequence or something?

>>377766550
Moon River.

>>377766108
>>>/tv/

>>377762421
Literally the only character I wanted since the day before Sm4sh was revealed.
Even skipped a final to see if she got in

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I'm still disappointed there was no Wonder Pink costume to go with Alraune.

I just killed Alraune and so far it's been fun but does it get more curayzee or am I wowed out?

>>377762276
The game is the porn.

>>377768125
Sorry that was meant for >>377762224

>>377762224
The only porn I have on my computer is Bayonetta stuff. Took forever to gather

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>>377768284
Upload the folder somewhere.

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>>377763539
>yawn, you want all pure platinum.
I nearly died of rectal bleeding trying to do that.

>>377768393
How many hours do you have anon?

>>377767760
You're probably wowed out.
There's a bit more insanity left, but imo fighting Insidious and the trip to hell is bayo2's climax.
I'll go ahead and warn you the last boss doesn't top Jubileus in terms of ridiculousness.

With that said, you've yet to see the most badass moment that will tie both games together really well.

>>377768368
I'm not one to sexualize the Bayo, but that B costume looks really delicious.
I think 2B broke me.

>>377768494
84 hours. Practice makes perfect I guess some of the time was spent staring at the title screen asking myself If I could accomplish it.

>>377768584
Nah the climax is definitely Chapter 14: The Witch Hunts.

>>377768829
You must be a bayo1fag if that chapter thrilled you.
That segment was kinda cute and all, but not nearly as curayzeh as other highpoints in both 1 and 2.
The mech part was particularly underwhelming imo.

>>377768584
I actually thought that Jubileus wasn't that fun of a boss fight. The final Jeanne was definitely the most fun for me, followed by Balder. I guess I like fighting human sized enemies.

>>377769102
I disagree with you.

>>377769185
Punching Jubileus towards the sun was fun. Crashed into Mars the first time.

>>377769185
I didn't like it as a boss either, but it's one of the most ridiculous bosses I can recall from the top of my head.
I've got to admit that that last bit where you controll Jeanne was pretty awesome to watch, if a bit simplistic to play.

Human bosses are also my favorites and thankfully bayo2 had many more of those.

>>377769246
It happens.
I didn't hate it though. Only wasn't as enthused as other parts.

>>377768393
And here i dint even golded normal

>>377770421
Better get to it then, faggot. How else are you going to unlock best girl?

>>377771093
halos

>>377758330
I got a wiiu ONLY for Bayo 2. No regrets. Then she got in smash. It was like a double whammy.

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>>377762421
>I was at a coworkers house watching the direct with them and playing smash
>first announce is just another stupid fire emblem character, brace myself for defeat and disappointment
>"this is our last character"
>show pit
>oh it's probably gonna be Hades, I guess that's cool
>hear her filing voice
>before they even show her o screen I'm leaning forward about to fucking die from a heart attack
>DUN DUN DUN DUN!
>first thing tey show is te combos and >I'm already laughing my ass off while my coworkers get instantly pissed it wasn't snake or wolf
>the fucking heel spike
>the fucking witch time
>the fucking Bayo 1 costume
>when it was all over I call my real friends because we wanted it so fucking bad
>all I can hear on the other end of the line is "YO SHE FUCKING GOT IN YOOOO!"

I'm a huge Bayo fan, so when she made it in smash, I creamed hard. It sucks she got beefed fucking hard, but she's still fun to play. Just gotta mind game them.

>>377758602
>One Of A Kind
>Fly Me To the Moon
>Riders Of The Light
>Mysterious Destiny
>The Gates Of Hell
That's just the first game.

>>377772282
Black and red is my favorite.

>>377772394
I was just naming 5 off the top of my head anon.

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>>377758602

>>377772282
Battle for the Umbran Throne and You May Call Me Father are the only ones that stuck with me from the first game.

>>377772282
>No battle for the Umbral Throne
Por favor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ea5IUqXss8

>>377758602
Imagine being this tone deaf

If only there was any straight porn though

>>377772689
>>377772673
>>377772584
>>377772282
>neglecting Let's Dance Boys and its legendary sax

IN OTHER WORDS
HOLD MY HAND

So lewd

>>377773548
IN OTHER WOOOOOOOOOORDS
Touch me

The Legend of Aesir is best song in 2. Prove me wrong.

>>377773939
Moon River is already superior to that so there.

>>377774167
Wrong

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>125 posts and no mommy/waifu posting
Good job /v/

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>>377759329
>implying i'm not emulating Bayo 2 on CEMU
FLY ME TO THE MOON

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>>377758428
>>377758485
>>377758609

MY


""""FUCKLEBERRY""

FRIEND

this game sucked

>>377777013
Same.
Too bad the sound rapes my ears

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>>377758428
>>377758485
>>377758609
all these years later and STILL upset

Still not sure which Bayonetta look I like best. Maybe if the 2nd one wasn't so high collared.

>>377778949
I dont care for Nintendo because they never release stuff for the pc. Never understood why exactly. All Nintendo games I played were emulated.

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>>377779050
>Bayo 1 had retarded ass hair
>Bayo 2 went too far with the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Bayo with hair like pic related would be 12/10.

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>>377779732
>this taste

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The best track in Bayo 2 is in the first 15 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqpoPwhkJ2U

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>>377775097
We lost the secret art of mommy-fu.

Don't worry though, I'm going to dig them all up and share them.

>>377758330
If Nintendo shows off a Bayo 3 teaser at E3 I will buy a fucking Nintendo Switch

>>377780563
Please don't.

>>377758708
That second one is wrong though, Tomorrow is Mine is the best song of all four of them.

>>377758428
you can emulate it just fine anon

>>377780563
Gib tasteful fanart instead

>>377761503
I still hate those fucking instadeath QTEs, they are always fucking up my pure plat runs

>>377762203
Playing with only one hand

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>>377780761
Alright. I'm gonna dig them up, just for you.

Not tonight though. I really suck at coming up with greentext, gonna need some inspiration from the archives.

>>377780821
Like what? This?

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Reminder that 1 is the more memorable game.
>2 starts out with uninspired sequel plot
>shitty kid that's worse than Cereza
>not as difficult
>dumb God of War-tier gimmick (Umbran Climax) that is, IMO, lamer than the QTEs in 1
>shit final boss compared to 1's final boss

>>377780883

I also like how the button never matched the action

You know she has to jump out of the way so the QTE comes up for.. gunfire?

Just really fucked with your head

>>377781406
What's with the Balder retcons?

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>>377759076
>t. pleb

>>377780930
If you have the Wii U use the touch controls, it's made for playing with one hand while you go jack off

>>377780778
Incorrect

>>377758485
>Game I never played automatically sucks because its not on my platform of choice
I'm a PConlyfag I've never played Bayo 2 and I can safely say your a fucking retard.

If Bayo 2 ever goes multiplat it will be PC only.

>>377777777

>>377779503
Sony doesn't either but at least Nintendo platforms get good emulators quicker than anything besides N64 which is still a fucking mess.

>>377783727
PC fag here. When not available, emulate.