Do you think the Steven Universe console game will be good?

if it's anything like its source material: no.

i like steven universe but i dont think its a good game

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>tumblr shit
>good
no

>>377367134
absolute madman actually did it

>>377366818
Get this western shit out of here, nobody likes it.

>>377366818
I'm starving for more Paper Mario. I'll pick it up.

>>377367268
>nobody likes it
i like it

>>377366818
no

>a steven universe flash game is the closest thing we've had to a proper mario and luigi game in a decade
i won't comment 'til I've seen gameplay but if it's just a M&L knock-off and it doesn't run like shit I'll enjoy it

>>377367882
it's closer to paper mario/smrpg than m&l

>>377367438
I don't

Do kids even watch Steven Universe? Let alone care for it?

>>377366818
>3/4ths of the game will be your party doing townie quests
>DLC bombs
>pic related with the base crystal gems will be only playable characters and every one else will be summons at best
>don't even get to go to homeworld

lmao yea no thanks

>>377369721
Pretty sure Steven, Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, Connie, Greg, Peridot and Lapis are playable

>>377369721
>DLC bombs

Is that confirmed?

>>377370671
yes :^)

>>377366818
Do you think [...] Steven Universe [...] good?
No, I don't think anything related to tumblr universe is good.

>>377370784
ok source? ;^)

Yes. The mobile game was great as a paper Mario ripoff.

/v/ will refuse to discuss it, because something that teaches kids to respect differences is the SJW boogeyman they are terrified of.

>>377366818
If you're stuck with that dumb little girl with the sword then no, otherwise the game looks good. Liking that bard in the back.

>>377371068
Because it was shit

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>>377366818
Why do all the women have more hp than the men?

>>377373386
One's a support and one's a bard.

>>377373386
I was gonna say because Steven and Greg are half-human/human but Connie having more HP than Steven is stupid.

>>377371502
You can fully customize the party with 8 or so characters

>>377373975
Which characters?

>>377374148
Steven, Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, Connie, Greg, Peridot and Lapis it seems. One of the devs spoiled Topaz and Aquamarine so the game goes up to that point if not further I guess.

>>377373902
Steven is a fat kid, Connie probably has more stamina since she actually bothered training.

>>377374831
After the Bismuth fight I'd expect Steven to be pretty damn tanky.

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>>377373027
That's complete bullshit. If it weren't for the license attached to it Attack the Light would be a highly regarded mobile game on /v/, for anyone actually interested in playing a mobile game.

That's why it's highly regarded everywhere else and why it sold well: it's good regardless of the license.

It isn't a masterpiece and it's limited by the mobile platform. That's why this console game is exciting too.

>>377378280
No it wouldn't have, I can guarantee you

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Whose the skinny chick in front of that building?

>>377379827
That's a dude m8

>>377366818
The show isn't even good, what makes you think a game will have any sort of chance?

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>>377380403
Don't you fucking lie to me I thought she was attractive, there's no way that's a guy!

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>>377380524
Here's him in the actual show

If it makes you feel any better, Tumblr likes to think he's trans

>>377380524
He (she)'s trans

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>>377380664
Well now that I look at him he doesn't make my boner go away...

>>377380524
It's a guy, it's Lars, google it up.
Lol you are sexually attracted to the most hated character of the show.

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>>377380664
>>377380703
>Lars is trains meme
I want tumblr that doesn't make cute or pornographic art to choke.

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>>377380789
It's good to know that you feel ok with your sexual orientation (faggot)

>>377380953
Of course Lars isnt a train silly

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>>377380801
Did you misspell Ronaldo?

>>377366818

>Humans defeated Gem Homeworld 200 years ago
>Nobody remember the war
>No other cities exist outside of Beach City, the world is a giant wasteland

>>377381547
Rebecca doesnt know what she's doing, more news at 11

>>377381547
The humans didn't defeat the homeworld gems, The Crystal Gems did

I think, I haven't watched the show in a while

>>377381710
Humans fought with the CGs but the show never showed it so...

Mechanically, decent.
Overall, garbage.
>>377367268
>Le west
Please return to /jp/ from whence you came, foul creature.

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Will the best girl be in the game?

>>377381959
I always thought it was just some small group that died and the Jamie guy who wrote that book was the only human survivor

>>377381113
What's even the point of thi character?
EVERYONE knows aliens do exist
Kinda want to see more of the actual EARTH places and their possible knowledge/ignorance of the gems

Should be fun
I'm actually going to hope I enjoy it

>But you won't cuz it's tumblr shit.
Kys nu-neo-summer-new/v/

>>377382225
So the writers have a dedicated strawman to express purposefully inflammatory opinions through

>>377381547
>Humans defeated Gem Homeworld 200 years ago
Didn't that happened THOUSANDS of years ago?

Ever wonder how an entire generation growing up on this and other such cartoons will end up like?

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>>377382225
To make bold insane claims that don't make sense until the show proves his claims to be almost accurate later on.

>>377366818
can't even give this shit show a try because of the horrific aesthetics. Who the fuck designed the MC and that black/indian chick are fucking retarded. Also why are there so many fat-asses in the show? Why is it always MUH EMOTION MUH DEPENDENCE. God damn. Chalk-zone is better in every single way and I haven't seen that shit in fucking years. Rather watch Scratchcats again than this shit.

>>377375486
His powers are inconsistent as hell.

>>377382295
We survived the on-drugs stuff like Ren&Stimpy, they'll be fine

>>377366818
So this... is the power... of the PS4...

>>377382295
You don't need to wait, just visit tumblr

>>377382295
libtard faggots?

>>377382295
Kids watch this?

>>377382458
everyone's powers and overall strenght are inconsistent as hell, heck at this point the diamonds might be literal demigods

>>377382295
They'll be fine, it's a fucking cartoon.

Get your stupid fucking SU threads off /v/

>>377382295
Conservative and resentful of sillicon valley gay childish culture being forced down their throats

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>>377366818

>>377382517
But tumblr hates Steven Universe.

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All they had to do was make the Legend of Korra-esque Platinum beat'em up but all we got was crappy Paper Mario yet again

>>377382517
>You don't need to wait, just visit tumblr
Basically, you just need to go to /co/

>>377382643
They're hot and cold on it.
Which makes sense considering how many fucking story boarders they go through.

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>>377382560
They are though, that's why everyone worships them.

>>377382776
As far as I know only the asian and zuke have been replaced.

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>>377382735
>platinum platinum platinum paper mario was shit
Kill yourself.

>>377382786
Then how did a rag tag group of rebels kill one?

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>>377382735
Please stop with the Platinum should make every game shit.

>>377383048
their were alot of gem warriors before the corrpto beam ruined them all, also alot of crystal gem warriors were killed in the strawberry patch

>>377383048
Demi-gods.

>>377382735
So instead of a bad game they should have made a bad game. Okay.

>>377382295
Just fine
Earlier generations had shit like Ranma 1/2
Stop crying.

>>377366818

This spot on looks like everything I would expect from a SU game.

>>377366818
Just because the mods ban your gay circlejerking general doesn't mean you get to come over here and shit up our board as well. Fuck off already.

>>377382295
Wait, kids watch this show? I thought it's highest viewership was in the like, 18-29 range or something.

>>377373386
>tumblr: the tv series
>asking why the men are at a disadvantage

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Take a moment to think of just

Flexibility love and trust

>>377383378
That explains a lot about current sub-cultures, actually.

>>377370671
No he's just making fun of all the stupid shit that makes the series bogged down and unbearable. Well at least the story-specific ones.

>>377382295
The target demographic are not kids, but lonely teenage losers, landwhales, and nuMales.

>>377366818
That UI needs serious improvement

>>377367120
What makes something tumblr?

>>377383493
Kids don't watch cartoons anymore, they watchs shitty sitcom series and youtube celebrities

what was that other hot show with all the grey people? I feel like we even came a long way from that.

Can't imagine when will be popular in 5 years.

>>377383776
>what was that other hot show with all the grey people
Adventure time?

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>>377383767
>letting South Park tell you what to think.

You people aren't actually talking about this embarrassing gay space rocks show for children in earnest are you

>>377383736
me not liking it

>>377383678
game theory everyone in steven universe fucking retarded due to overexposure from radiation given off by gem technology

>>377383841

I think it was invader Zim.

>>377383860
what?

I know about that episode, but it's mostly true, that or play shooting games all day

>>377383767
>they watchs shitty sitcom series


They had lolrandum kids sitcoms in the 90s too.

I would make an argument that they aren't the same as the shows now, but it would be hard to prove.

>>377371068
>something that teaches kids to respect differences
The only thing it teaches is that all men are incompetent, that boys are better raised by female foster parents than fathers, that it's good to be a whiny little crybaby bitch that never grows up, and that women are anything but sane.

>>377383867
You are on a videogame board you have no right to call people talking about cartoons childish

>>377378280
Nobody would have known it existed if it wasn't for the license attached to it

>>377378280
>A shitty phone game that plays like a worse Stick of Truth but lacking the literary devices to keep you going through it
>"T-The only reason you don't like it is because MUH CHILDREN'S SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

>>377379827
I see it keeps the same level of visual quality as the show

I'd rather have reddit and memey over this tumblr shit any day tbqhwu famallamas

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>>377366818
>/x/ lurking in the background

looks good. Attack the Light was pretty fun

>>377382225
To make fun of male nerd stereotype despite the show having at least three female ones at the same time

Is SU barneyshit?

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>>377378280
Why does everyone suck Attack the Light's dick, it was a pretty lazy paper mario clone without a compelling plotline or good writing

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>>377384194
>plays like a worse Stick of Truth
>never played Paper Mario

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>>377379827
>skinny chick

>>377366818
If it's anything like the mobile game it's gonna be good but short

>>377384434
Stick of Truth already plays like a worse Paper Mario, that's the point I'm making. Would you have felt better if I instead posted
>A shitty phone game that plays like a worse Stick of Truth, which in itself plays like a worse Paper Mario, but lacking the literary devices to keep you going through it
Because it's not going to make my previous statement about the game any different.

>>377384432
because they want to validate their $3 purchase for a small simple game with no replay value.

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>>377380664
>implying anyone would name a girl Laramie

>>377381090
you sure about that?

>>377384434
>An SUfag off-boarder trying to shift away from the actual argument at hand instead of confronting it
This is what you get when your favorite show is constantly telling you that manning up is a bad thing to do.

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>>377382225
he's kind of like the Cassandra (crazy profit that made accurate, but outlandish predictions) of this show.

>>377384854
>the actual argument at hand
Was
"Its shit"
Not really an argument, friendo

>literally busta sword

>>377383776
>grey people
There's Homestuck, but that's a shitty webcomic and not a show.

>>377385276
>If it weren't for the license attached to it Attack the Light would be a highly regarded mobile game on /v/, for anyone actually interested in playing a mobile game.
Oh wait that's right it's fucking Steven Universe of course it's shit. Thank you SUfag for actually owning up to that fact for once in your life, feel free to fuck off back to >>>/co/ now.

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>>377383048
>being creates other beings
>those beings rise up and kill one of their creators
it's like the Diamonds had their own robot uprising

>>377366818
to be honest why did they make the main character such a fat retarded shit? No one would want to play as him. He's fucking incompetent.

How do people even like this show in the first place? There's no character development. He's still as stupid as he was the last season.

i actually prefer this animation style to the style of the actual show.

>>377385784
Did you even watch the show?
He is rather competent now.

>auto sage

>>377384706
>Paper Mario cost >$30, but is much more complex
>Attack the Light costs $3, but mostly only focuses on the combat portions

seems like a fair trade in comparison. both hold up as solid games on their own, but the cheaper one obviously has much less content and depth

I like the style, looks cute. I'll play it.