The summer cup is in a few more months and /v/ needs fresh new players. Suggest new players for the poll in this thread.
2B's Butt
>>376876607
/v/legacy
>>376876607
Daisy wants to play!
For reference here's the current roster.
A stack of pancakes with the "get smoked" hat on
>>376876607
>>376877075
Add the fucking console war wojacks
2B's butt
>>376877263
no fuck you faggot
>>376877303
DELETE THIS
>>376877280
>>376876721
This has been nominated a bunch
>>376876891
>>376876827
Noted
>>376877075
A couple of these guys are overdue to get cut.
>>376877657
Which ones do you think should get cut?
>>376877075
>>376876607
Rance
Get Smoked
Fun is a Buzzword
One Shot Johnny (As a rep for all those fake game threads)
>>376877815
Armstrong, Christopher Robin, BUT FIRST, Donte (could just be swapped for Dante), Better than nothing, I didn't ask for this, Stu Pickles, and Mr Bones are all irrelevant at this point. It just feels very 2012, which is probably when most of these guys were added. But if some of them are true legacy and have proven to be good players, then disregard me.
>>376877075
I suggest roll, she's the best!
>>376878162
>Ever dropping Christopher Robin
the others I agree with.
>>376876607
Bandanna Dee.
Toss Moot in there.
>>376876607
Help a noob out: how/where do you guys play this? is it streamed or something?
>>376878449
implyingrigged.info
barneyfag
look at this nep
>>376878162
>dropping Cristopher Robin
"No"
>>376878162
I still see (and use) "i didn't ask for this" every so often. It's no longer a spammed meme but i think it's catchy enough.
>>376877280
why is she a nigger?
What's A Game I Can...
Replace Hideki Kamiya as goalkeeper for "no way fag"
>>376878162
I agree with most of what you say (BUT FIRST being the exception seeing as how he is a fan favorite), albeit it isn't up to me to drop characters. if you want to correct the roster see the poll in a few weeks/months.
>>376878414
not /v/idya.
>>376878509
he's ded
>>376876607
"It just works" or alternatively "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition (TM)"
>>376878637
Todd, you're already on the team. We don't need any more of you.
>>376877075
It's time for Chad Warden to show the other boards what's ABAP these days.
There needs to be a player that represents how cancer this board is.
I was thinking "Fun is a buzzword" or "Now that the dust has settled...:"
Squilliam
>>376878841
maybe
>>376878951
I would prefer the team be more positive, but I could see "fun is a buzzword" on the roster.
>>376879062
I agree. an E3 rep would be a good idea
30 FPS
>>376879092
Squilliam is representative of E3 excitement.
Might want to look into getting new kits too.
The Steam one is a bit outdated since, Valve is now frowned upon in recent history.
>implying /v/ produces enough OC to come up with fresh players
I second >>376878841 though, and it might be a touchy subject but i would be fine with one or two meta jokes because why not
>Drop:
Senator Armstrong (Outdated player)
Christopher Robin (Very outdated and should've stayed off the last poll in the first place)
BUT FIRST (Outdated again and he will probably never make another commentary video)
I want to fuck that (a small thing in the past and now is outdated)
HE (Outdated and should've stayed off the last poll in the first place)
It's better than nothing (fallout from Blunder No. 9 is over)
Mr. Bones (incredibly outdated)
Add:
Chad Warden (recent success of Sony and decline of Nintendo)
something about Persona 5
something about Mass Effect: Andromeda
Blunderborn/Stillborn/something about Randy Pitchford
something from E3 2017
Replace:
Fun Not Allowed with Fun is a buzzword
YHVH
>>376879421
No Fun Allowed*
I suggest the PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE fat dude.
>>376879421
>decline of Nintendo
this is a bit dramatic when the switch is only 2 months old and doing well
>>376879421
>dropping the star of the team and fan favorite But First
>>376879421
>something about Persona 5
>something about Mass Effect: Andromeda
>Blunderborn/Stillborn/something about Randy Pitchford
>something from E3 2017
Should we even bother with something that will be just as quickly outdated?
>>376879576
if we're really gonna add something from Persona we might as well add something from Nocturne, that game has always been a staple of this board
Have a player named "X is a meme game" and just update it to the current flavor of the month
Rydertard needs to be subbed in, it's clearly this year's revelation. Young player with lots of potential in her future.
>>376876607
>offsides your path
>>376879670
Or just cut out the middle man and have a player with an obese blender named FATLUS on the pitch
Persona 5's probably not gonna be going anywhere anytime soon though so I'd much rather have something like "Get Smoked"
>>376879421
Pannen is still beloved around here so i don't think But First should leave for now
>something about Mass Effect: Andromeda
obligatory blender with a "be patient, i have autism" hat
>Blunderborn/Stillborn/something about Randy Pitchford
This is also good, there is a potential "more goals/saves than Battleborn players" joke here
>>376879576
>Persona 5
I dont see this game losing steam on /v/ for a long time
>Andromeda
True
>Randy Pitchford
As long as this man exists, he will always be a joke enough to be on the roster
>E3 2017
Can replace in the next cup unless it lingers for a while
>>376879275
>>376879062
>>376879128
Squilliam will definitely be on the poll.
>>376879357
If you have any kit recommendations shoot, I was thinking of a GOG one or a purple and green one.
>>376879549
eceleb/pol cancer
>>376879427
Probably
>>376879421
>he will probably never make another commentary video
If he does though he'll be a gold captain for certain.
>>376879787
A fiend would be awesome though, even more now that we have model swaps
>>376879421
>dropping a star player because a meme is old
>>376879885
Not doing that is going great for /a/ isn't it?
>>376879576
>>376879791
I actually really want an autistic Sara player now, those leaks were just too funny
How about Sigmario or Sonic OC? Chris-chan or that degenerate ex speedrunner.
Even EH REH has potential.
>>376879807
If you need the kit to be black, maybe a Shujin Academy uniform from P5? Or just a gross amalgamation of a bunch of different console logos.
>>376877913
I second this
>>376880008
This
>>376879986
>Cosmo
please no
>Eh Reh
is that still relevant?
>>376880008
I like the idea of a console wars kit, combining red blue green and black in some way
>>376879908
"No way fag" should be on next roster poll
>>376880184
THIS
Is "Deepest Lore" still used enough to qualify? I haven't seen any thread about it in a long time.
>>376880184
would make a great GK
>>376877913
thirded
Why isn't LOL on there?
>>376876607
Is this a mod?
>>376880396
It used to be but LOL was basically another loss.jpg
>>376880283
Most of the in jokes/memes on the roster are quite old so I don't see why not.
>>376880184
He'll probably replace kamiya as a benched GK.
>>376879986
Cosmo will kill the team.
>>376877913
I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>376880406
Yep a bunch of autists convene to make PES an inner board competition every season.
What of "Current state of windows gaming"?
New meme freshly stolen from /g/.
>>376880406
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
>>376880512
>He'll probably replace kamiya as a benched GK
I second this
>>376880512
>Yep a bunch of autists convene to make PES an inner board competition every season.
I've always seen the gifs floating around, but now I know where they come from. This shit looks funny as fuck to watch.
I think I'm getting a little bit of #GIRLWOOD on the team!
>>376878841
BRING BACK CHAD DADDY
>>376880549
>bitcoin
>$300 worth
remember when it was supposed to be a currency to buy cheap stuff over the internet
>>376880184
Absolutely this
>>376880628
implyingrigged.info is the main site for it. There's also a general on /vg/.
/v/'s not gonna be playing for about 3 months however.
I have no clue whats going on can someone fill me in on what game this is
>here's your controller bro
>>376880859
implyingrigged.info
>>376880773
>/v/'s not gonna be playing for about 3 months however.
Yeah, the closest to /v/ playing are the /vg/ leagues in June.
>>376880902
thanks
>>376880859
A heavily modded Pro Evolution Soccer game where a bunch of autists decided to make a league based around 4chan boards. /v/ has a team too. They're pretty good actually.
>>376880927
>pretty good
Mate, /v/ demands better than "can stay in the league while close to relegation".
this dude
>>376881035
Hey, they're doing better than /myteam/, frankly that counts as "pretty good" to me.
>>376877263
>unlimited ball works
>>376881119
What's your team anon?/a/?
>>376881119
Is it/a/?
>>376881191
>>376881216
/tg/, life is suffering
pacha?
>>376881280
bad meme
put civ ghandi in
I'm not sure if he's our meme.
I nominate high impact sexual violence. Something something cute girls with hats would be fine too.
>>376881384
You should really visit /f/ some time.
Soccer is for third worlders, but I'm actually impressed about the modability of PES. I was thinking the game was basically a spreadsheet with soccer players.
How is BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP not on the team? Or thicc? If we're sticking with vidya characters only, I'd use some stale memes like giantdad or potterkun
>>376881259
At least your star player didn't do a massive fuckup that ended up being converted to a goal by the other team.
>>376878162
The problem is, what could we replace any of those with that are remotely as funny?
>>376877075
A deal is a deal needs to be there.
>>376881384
>>376881395
already claimed by other boards
>tfw /v/ is the dumping ground of the website
>can't even tell what comes from the board and what doesn't
/pol/ here, our memes are superior
>>376881572
But your divegrass team isn't
>>376881572
Your memes are taking other board's memes and making them worse.
>>376881416
You have no idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4LKmqf7ZRE
>>376881572
Too bad they can't get you out of the fetus :^)
>>376881572
>aborted team
>horrible memes
>board is a shithole worse than /v/
"superior" memes alright
>>376881418
brap is a (shitty) /tv/ meme
>>376881384
already on /f/ (even though it's originally a /v/ meme
>>376881395
I think she's a /vg/ player.
>>376881552
Tried a bunch if you want deal-chan you gotta vote for her.
>>376881572
*bitches about refugees* *culturally enriches all other boards*
Please let's suggest vidya related shit.
>>376881413
Daily Dose didn't originate with /f/, so even though he's on their team we should still have a right to it. But /f/ is a great board so they can have it.
BING BING WAHOO *1up* or however that shit goes might be fitting as a player
>>376881847
/f/ has the advantage of being able to repost it every day
>>376881559
Can we make a trade? Don't divegrass players make trades all the time? We need to reclaim best girl.
>>376881906
it would cover odyssey and switch jokes
>>376881917
You say that as if it's not one of the biggest problems /v/ faces every day. Besides, he was our daily dose of Piccolo dick exactly because he was reposted literally every day.
If you could somehow turn the persona 5 battle menu (gun, persona, etc.) into a character and name him last surprise or something that'd be cool.
Drop
>Donte is outdated
>Nintendoomed is just consolewar bullshit
Add
>Chris-chan I thought this was a no brained but I realized he hasn't been /v/'s rep yet
>no way fag
Avoid the shit that will get outdated easily like Randy Blunderborn and Console war bullshit
>>376877075
>no "Are you winning son?"
Delete.
>>376876607
hi sou
>>376882021
>console war bullshit
>not timeless
>>376882021
>No Narcissa
what a fag
>>376882020
>Get Smoked becomes new Silver CMF over Chris or Todd
>YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING is the personal goalhorn
Would be good shit.
>>376881947
Dude daily-dose is a staple of /f/ it's like the most 4cc core player on the most 4cc core team, unfortunately, it will never happen.
>>376881774
>I think she's a /vg/ player.
To be honest /vg/ usually picks its players from its own league.
Unless /vitagen/ loses horribly we can't pick her.
Might as well pick something fromOverwatch.
>>376882021
Nintendoomed is just a joke, its used to laugh at those saying that Nintendo is doomed every single year
>>376882021
Forgot to add
>here's your controller bro if no way fag can't make the cut
>DELET THIS came from here why isn't that a rep yet, I've seen it used everywhere on the board
>>376882021
if it gets outdated we can just replace it, relevancy is more important
Has it been taken yet?
>>376882170
>DELET THIS
Oh yeah i forgot about that one, definitively attack material
>>376882259
Is that even our meme
>>376882258
Actually I would like that. A representation of chris chan
>>376882021
CWC is now dead because he's a mentally ill tranny, but he's classic /v/ material. How about the Sonic Totem as a compromise? In case you missed the thread, someone on /v/ dropped fucking $1500 real life dollars to buy the totem.
Delta.
>>376882258
I would love this as a custom ball
>>376882258
We could try putting a totem blender over Sanic
>>376882305
>Is that even our meme
It came from a Gmod video. I don't see why not.
>>376882305
>Is that even our meme
Based on the source material i would assume so
morgana as a defender named "let's not"
>>376882305
If it's a bastardization of DELETE THIS from that one Garry's Mod video like I suspect it is, then it should be
>>376882258
Let's just make CWC a rep while this is our home ball
>>376882310
COMPLEX MOTIVES
>>376882126
>Goro can't play because he's /pg/'s star player.
>>376882021
Chris-chan is a big maybe no way fag will probably be a new GK.
>>376882035
will probably be on the poll
>>376882115
As a manager I would like to keep console war bullshit off the team, but as I said earlier it's up to you to vote em off.
>>376882125
No
>>376882126
I think we should keep personal goal horn down a notch so we all can hear galo sengan more often.
>>376882258
bad idea.
>>376882310
will be on the poll.
DELET
>>376882305
DELET THIS is from GMOD famalam
>>376882353
I would be okay with this
>>376882378
>defender
>not goalkeeper
>>376882426
add DELET THIS
>>376882472
I'm assuming no way fag will take that position
What about an Emil head for the ball?
>>376882126
Todd still goes strong, we shouldn't replace him
>>376882459
I thought it was /tv/ what the fuck
Anyway I'm glad to see its ours
>>376882426
About the totem, if its possible to do either >>376882353 or >>376882314 it would be cool too
>>376882539
Why notboth?
my face is tired
>>376882630
Andromeda was a fucking goldmine, we definitively need a rep
>>376876607
E-celeb cancer, please add
I feel like there's a refineable joke somewhere in nintendo switch as an invisible player, maybe because it has no games or because no one can fucking find one
>>376882630
>>376882678
>FOTM
Will get outdated eventually
>>376882704
Has potential
>>376882740
>console wars
we already have NEVER EVER and Nintendoomed
New Vegas is still relevant on /v/. Maybe put inEasy Peteas a defender?
Add Apologize.
>>376882740
there are too many ways to make fun of the switch
>>376882860
Not with Todd around
>>376882867
isn't that /tv/?
>>376882021
>We don't have Chris-Chan yet
Holy shit that needs to be remedied above all. 2B's ass and Chris-Chan seem like must-haves.
Never thought I'd say that sentence in my life.
>>376882773
Winnie's home run derby was supposed to be FOTM, and it's still discussed to this day.
>>376882860
Probablyhow about hard pete?
>>376882867
/tv/ meme
honeymoon period is the new "now that the dust is settled" also "um no sweetie that's not how it works" was one of the better shitposts
>>376882970
Very few people has only beaten Christopher Robin
Of course it will be still discussed until this day
Add Randy Pitchford.
No matter how old the meme is, he keeps on giving.
>>376876607
BRAAAP please
>>376883109
>>376883129
most of the copy pasted template shitposts are /tv/ and /pol/ shit
ALYNABAt Least You're Not Anthony Burch
monologue manlet or neo-/v/, nu-/v/, re/v/it
>>376883109
Now the dust has been settled has potential
Sweetieposting is /pol/
>>376883129
/tv/ meme
>>376883186
Anthony Burch is a no brainer, but didn't be represent before?
>>376883306
neo/nu is used everywhere really
>>376883306
>nu
I hate this fucking meme so much
>>376883397
t. nu-/v/
>>376883397
t. nu-male
>>376883427
damn
>>376883360
I think it was either GG era /v/ with the numales or /pol/ started it
>>376883129
I want to take braaap just to spite whatever shitty board came up with it in the first place.
>>376883186
>>376883312
Then how about Not Anthony Burch? Since it's literally not Anthony Burch.
>>376883534
It was /o/ and doritos long before faggots tried making it about farting.
Reinstalled with Jeanette's appearance.
POST THEM BLUE CHARACTERS
>>376883719
Yes a Vtm:b rep is long overdue
>>376883534
>>376883648
>>376883476
>>376883427
>>376883397
>>376883360
Please try to keep it vidya related
I love the idea of >no way fag as a goalie.
>>376876607
Is that a fucking final destination texture
>>376883797
Not being vidya related makes everything more /v/ related.
>>376883853
Replace NEVER EVER with no way fag.
Kamiya is still a goodblocker
>>376882773
>Will get outdated eventually
You mean just like all real soccer players?
>>376883797
Right? There have been VtM:B threads for years, it's one of the few games /v/ universally likes.
>>376882021
>Randy Blunderborn
>outdated easily
He has been a meme since Overwatch's inception and is still regularly laughed at to this day (about a year now)
GET CANCER AND DIE
Christine Weston Chandler or the Sanic Totem
>>376884428
ecelebcancer
>>376884086
will be on the poll
Dex vs Str build
Anything from Persona 5, maybe Jack Frost to represent SMT too?
Joakim Mogren
How about a Hotline Miami rep?
>>376885265
>Joakim Mogren
too old
Get the Grigori model from ddg now that it's kill. /v/ loves Dragons Dogma and Grigori ist too fucking awesome to not use him.
>>376887382
>/ddg/ was the champion of the last /vg/ league
>now dead
>>376876607
What game
why don't we have one for based Martin?
I would be perfectly fine with JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS as a player