You are a...

/v/ postin',

trap fappin',

blubber, hairy palmed, gibberish, slob donkey.

queef smellin',

casual game playing

sequel denyin',

Despite all the hate for 3, it had some memorable moments.

>>376752534
I never hated 3, fuck what /v/ says.

>>376751156
PIRATE
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE

>>376751156
LARD GARGLIN'

PENIS LICKEN

>>376752628
I want to fuck you to death, you shitpost makin',

>>376752534
It's by no means a bad game, but it's just not as good as the other two games before it, in my opinion.

The pirate minigame was so fucking fun. I played that shit for hours.

>>376753963
minigame playin',

Somethin'

>>376755320
no idea havin'

Black Spot Pete vs The Scotsman: yay or nay?

>>376752534
The environmentalist message felt really out of place in the first two episodes. It worked a lot better in Sly 2.

>>376753963
This
Achieved the highest pirate rank without moving on to the next place then used my mountains of booty to buy everything in the game
Shit was outrageous

>>376752534
It's the lesser game of a great trilogy.
Those games always get beat up, despite being good on their own.

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>tfw all the sly cooper games are good

>>376751156
furfag

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>>376759256
Whoa there! Where do you think you're going with that controversial opinion??

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>>376759256
>TFW there will never be another
>TFW it will never be on pc

>>376761316
PCfags btfo.

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Sadly, low rez is all we have.

hairy palmed

YAR I FORGET ME NUMBER 2 PENCIL FOR ME SCANTRON TEST

>>376751156
on hiatusin'

i'm extremely fucking furious that we won't get a Sly 5 anytime soon.

>>376752534
literally every game in the series is good, every single one.
>>376759256
mah nigga

>>376759256
I haven't played past Honor Among Thieves My sister reserves the fact 2 is the best and I'm inclined to agree

>>376764021
>Theives in Time
>Good

Really Bing bing'd my wahoo's

HALT!
What's the midnight password?

>>376764973
Somebody get this nostalgiafag purist out of here.

>>376765129
moon moon moon moon

>>376764973
I thought it was fun

>>376764973
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/out/

>>376765129
MAMA'S MAKIN SPAGHETTI TONIGHT

>>376765129
why, my peanus weenus of course!

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah!

What's the midnight password? - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus!

>>376765129
LOTSA SPAGHETTI

>>376765416
fuck off with this dead meme

>>376764973
It was on the short side and the plot was all kinds of wack, but mechanically it was still very solid, imo.

I'd put it on the bottom rankings wise but I still enjoyed playing it.

>>376759256

i wasn't really happy with Sly 4.

>>376766283
I remember now
Didn't think much of it when I was 10 but now that I remember it hot damn

they aren't trying to bring back that Sly movie are they?

>>376766673
>tfw

>>376765561
>>376765370
MOMS SPAGETTI

>>376752534
That vault opening and exploring it was the epitome of the entire series. You were literally as close to sly's ancestors as you could be.
Then the fourth game came out and butchered the franchise.

>>376766283
I wasn't Robert Crumb, so I didn't care all that much.

>>376766767
Expect an update from the studio within 2 months.

>>376768835

?

>>376768916
R Crumb is and artist known for his THICCCCCCCCCCCCCC fucking ladies. Not sure how this relates.

>>376765129
ALTO BASS ALTO ALTO

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>>376751156
HALT, WHAT BE THE ISLAND PASSWORD?

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>>376765242
What did they mean by this?

>>376769153
He fapped from the age of 5 and was sexually attracted to everyone and everything.

>>376769534
Context?

>>376771052
>>376769534
I demand explained wolf.

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>>376771052
>>376772664

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>>376752534
I still enjoyed 3. It just wasn't quite as good as 2.

>>376773137
Oh, so the gif is fake.

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>>376765370
>Yeah, uh... That's strange.

>>376752534

Sly 3 felt more like a 2.5 than a full sequel.

2 is the best of the series, hands down.

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>>376765370
>you will never taste that guy's mom's pasta sauce

>>376767539
>Then the fourth game came out and butchered the franchise.
The plot and the characters are all a mess, but the gameplay was solid. I don't know how to feel about it.

>>376759256
2 > 4 > 3 > 1

Fuck 4's story though

>>376773973
I fucking hate purists.

>>376774993
'splain

>>376774423
>4 better than 3
At least I can say 3's bosses, despite the lack of development that 2's got, were better than 4's and were more than just the bog standard platformer bullshit of
>dodge attacks from an invincible dude until he gets tired then hit him for a 1/3rd of his health
>repeat two more times for instant boss fight

>>376775274
[number] is THE BEST entry in this franchise! It's just objectively the gold standard, and every sequel must adhere to this gold standard!

There are 3 ways such fans can approach a new sequel:
>it tries to be like [number], but is not close enough, it's shit
>it's too different from [number], so it's shit
>it's exactly like [number], so why did they even bother when [number] already exists?? You can't beat the original no matter how many times you try, it's shit!

Replace [number] with Final Fantasy 7, Sly 2, Spyro 2..........

>tfw I somehow liked 3 more than 2

The Dimitri segment in the final episode was total bullshit though.

>>376777473
Git gud.

>>376758821
What about 4?

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>>376759256
Only thing I genuinely disliked in the whole series was 4's story.
Now an important question /v/, what stage in the series had the best title screen?

>>376751156
PIRATE!
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME!
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

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Clockwerk is still one of the most ominous villains of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq3XLHALKP0

>>376778953
I like that 4 had him in the levels as an easter egg

>>376780378
Wish he was more angular in 4 like he was in past cutscenes. He looked like a fat owl pained silver.

>>376752534
It's a good game, it's just that it tried to shove in twice as many playable characters as Sly 2 into a game half as long as Sly 2. And it didn't even let you take those new characters out for a spin outside of missions.

Anyone else played Murray and tried to beat the shit out of bears?

If they ever make a Sly 5 I hope they get a new Carmelita VA just to keep with the pattern.

>>376782767
Yes, died terribly several times before I figured out I couldn't.

>>376782830
>Yes, died terribly several times before I figured out I couldn't.
Actually you can kill them, they just have fucktons of HP. It's hard but doable.
Also Carmelita can actually kill them.

>>376759256
sly 4

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>>376751156
Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie