UPF

No UPF this week, too busy prepping for E3 and also the merger

>>376750960
kill yourself you anti-community shithole of a group
go sell your branded overpriced $60 for a $3 moouse bullshit elsewhere

>>376751086
Don't they have a month for E3?
Also what merger?

>>376751235
How's she?

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>>376751235
Queef Queen

>last thread was JUST deleted

Saturn stream was fun. Quick Looks are still a fucking mess, Brad doing Surge was a mistake.

Ben is fucking awful

>nasally, graty voice that irritating to listen to
>mostly awkwardly silent with nothing to add
>occassionally chimes in at awkward times with jokes and what can only be described as egoraptor style "nonjokes" that fall completely flat
>everything out of his mouth including laugher and smiles are forced and unnatural as fuck
>knows jack shit about games
>but we hired him because hes a fat 40 something like us

They couldnt have made a worse hire holy shit.

>>376751817
What about the girl?

>>376750960
>Oneyplays, 2BFP, JonTron threads all hit 300 plus posts
>GB UPF threads, a staple for nearly a decade get pruned within 50
Nice bias newfag mods

>>376751817
>but we hired him because hes a fat 40 something like us
isnt he like 20 something

In the last thread some anon wrote Jason was crepy in some Mario Kart video or some shit, what did he do?

>>376751884
havent listened to her but she seems annoying just looking at her in the above webm. hopefully she stays silent in the control room.

better yet send her and alex out west and bring jeff and brad to the east.

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>>376751817
Don't unleash the beast kiddo

>>376751924
Eh, I wouldn't worry too much. Moderation has always been very inconsistent. I don't think they actually have a bias.

>>376751987
played yoshi

>>376751884
Female comedian muh vagina jokes and seems to have little interest in games. Hopefully won't be on camera much.

>>376751949
He's so JUSTed that you'd think he's older, but he can't be since he was an intern at GB in the early days.

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>>376751924
Its one mod/janitor that has always hated giant bomb.

Been saying this for ages.

>>376751998
And kill Dan

>>376751987
THIS. I need to know.

>>376751924
shut the fuck up dude. let me get back to my shitty fan art/borderline porn threads that don't belong on the board in peace.

Is the new girl any good? Kinda worried she'll ruin the beastcast like Patrick ruined the bombcast in 2011.

>>376751817
Being he's replacing the whitest black dude ever it could have been worse.

The new chick hardly plays video games and I hope she's just gonna free up Vinny more during E3

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>hitman

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post mary kish photos
please

>>376752153
FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>376752198
Hitman is great. I'm really saddened we might never get a season 2.

>>376752264
Go to sleep Maryposter

>>376751817
Ben's alright even though he looks odd and sounds like a down-pitched Dave Snider.

>>376752264
>lusting after a slut

Just fucking visit SF for a week, go to a rave every night and there's an 80% chance you'll fuck her in a bathroom stall.

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DAN STAMP
*fwumpf*

Abby has been totally neutral so far, I don't know what people are reading into her character.

>autists are so beyond hope they actually get triggered and angry when they see a woman that doesn't make their tiny cock stand up

>>376752153
Dan has charisma, personality, is completely natural, knows games, and is good at games and making video content.

The polar opposite of Ben

>>376752194
Austin was at least only annoying when writing about politics stuff. He mostly shut up on camera and talked naturally

is abby going to be on beast in the east
i really don't want to watch them explain everything that's happened to her every time a cutscene starts

>>376752271
Defending Dan is a war crime

Omg that Abby impression. She's so awesome.

>>376752463
nobody likes ben either. quit being a fag.

>>376752264
Maryposter ended his life on her last day at CBSi.

We are in the dark times.

>>376752463
I HATE WOMEN

>>376752476
This dude seems fine besides liking DOTA

>>376752370
He is anything but alright. He is fucking awful and the spineless "new thing is great! wow" attitude that plagues society out of fear of being labeled "negative" needs to fuck off. You can see it on his first appearances in the comments "oh wow Ben is great" like fuck he is

>>376752502
Vinny said she'll be in the control room more than anything.

>>376751792
when they were setting the date and time on the saturn, does menu sounds gave me the most nostalgic feel.

>>376752592
You are absolutely projecting. He shat on The Surge within minutes of the quick look starting. Fuck out the thread.

>>376751563
meh.
not offensive. she's been kinda quiet

had a revelation the other day

east sucks because vinny cant lead. when jeff or ryan are there, permeating alpha waves cause vinny to be very funny and play off the leader. when he leads he devolves into 9gag tier humor like singing a bohemian rhapsody duet with alex while dan chimps out talking about how awesome he is

>>376752502
She's a production hire so likely not. She will have a mostly background role like drew did.

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Ben >>>>>>>> Dan

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>>376752592
>hating someone because they're not a contrarian downer like /v/
So this is the power of autism....... Whoa........

Why is Jason creepy?

>>376752572
I guess if youre as awkward and fake and force jokes and laughter all the time then you can relate?

Every single thing the guy does is awkward as fuck, and not in some cute or funny way.

End of saturn stream, he pumps he hands up but only slightly in an alligator-arm way and chants, at only a moderate volume so as not to be too loud or take attention, "UPF! UPF! UPF!"

The word "cringe" itself has become cringeworthy over the years, I'll give you, but what more appropriate word than to describe Ben's every action

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>>376752678
>east sucks
>beastcast has been great for months
>bombcast has been boring since before Dan left

Jason and Mario Kart incident. Why did the guys not fire him on the spot? He pretty much admit to raping kids.

>>376752769
you seen his arms? realized the flimsyness of his persona? this dude's a cockroach in a human glove or some shit, and I am just waiting for the seems to split.

>>376752739
t. ben

I'm sorry, I can't join this bandwagon hate.
I must agree that Dan is still worse.

>>376752851
What the fuck are you talking about homie

>>376752739
thats not saying much

>>376752851
Please explain

>>376752851
They let Brad go home early after he, in so many words, implied that Jeff was "lucky" for having a wife with standards low enough to marry him. I doubt they'd fire someone for an off-color comment like what Jason said.

>>376752851
what???

>>376752924
fuck off ben

>>376752658
They need more videos like the Saturn videos and the demo derby stuff

>>376752769
He's always totally skeeved me out for some reason. There's something just so... off about him.

>>376752851
What fucking stream was this?

>>376752670
You missed the point entirely holy fuck no wonder you like someone dumb

>>376752745
You're either trolling or mentally retarded. That accusation of any hint of negativity is the exact thing I'm criticizing. That just because we don't think everything and everyone is "wow amazing 10/10" doesn't mean we are negative, contrarian, a downer, etc.

FUCK thats the whole reason people even began to like Giant Bomb isn't it? Because they avoid and even mock that overly positive bullshit and give real criticism to things.

But thats lost on some of its fans and people like you I suppose. They could hire fucking anyone and people like you would clap and say "wow theyre great!"

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>no rorie
I already like this new guy.

>>376752872
lol holy shit, suddenly my hatred of jason makes sense. fuck that weird motherfucker. his faces looks like a morrowind khajit too

Just want more content with Jeff and Jason playing old games

>>376752928
>>376752964
>>376752983
>>376752987
The guys were talking about Anime and the creepiness of sexualizing little girls, when Jason chimes in and says something along the lines of " It's not really illegal or weird when they're not real, unlike the girls in my basement". Obviously that was a joke but the guy looked dead fucking serious and no one said anything for 20 seconds after.

>>376751792
>Brad was a mistake.
true dat

>>376752983
when did brad say that?

>>376752983
Brad ownz

>>376753172
That's not what he said.

>>376752851
>>376752983
Is this shit true? I remember /v/ rumours about Rorie being a drug addict during the Whisky Media days though I can definitely believe that

>>376752983
Where was this? Can you give me a video please

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>>376753098
Like i said. Autism.

>>376753172
He sucks the fun out of everything he's in. I'd take Austin and Pat back to get him gone.

>>376752983
Please post a link to that

SEGATA SANSHIRO!

>>376753239
i think the rumor was alcoholism, not drugs

>>376753270
>i'm not apt enough to defend my stupid stance any further
>i'll just deflect away with a trendy insult

>>376753294
I think it was during one of the charity live streams and he was only popping in for a minute or something if thats what that guy is talking about. I kind of remember the comment.

remember when jeff dated ryans ex wife for like a month a while after he died? just fucked up in a weird way man. what the fuck has giant bomb become.

Rorie is Buffalo Bill levels of awkward.

>>376753436
what the fuck? source?

>>376753440
not as awkward as ben

>>376753157
His joke didn't land so what. Not as bad as brad joking about vinny fucking his kid in the rygar quick look

Legitimately amused at how many people don't get the joke.

>>376753436
There are rumors circulating that he might have planned his murder in order to be with her. We lost Ryan for a month's worth relationship.

>>376753239
Rorie was definetly heavily into drugs and booze in the past. His brain seems half-fried.

>>376753098
>this is the product of the world shutting out anons offputting negativity that he tries to share with people irl and so we have to deal with him projecting in our peaceful happy threads
like clock-work. It's time to take it to /r9k/ you angry outcast.

>>376753436
This did not happen

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>>376752983
His wife used to review sex products.

>>376753516
>
>>376753387

>>376753436
I don't think they were dating and it's not really cool to perpetuate the rumor that it was anything more than supporting each other n their time of need.

>>376752673
>>376751563
She's pretty chill and fun but seems to be pretty clueless about videogames.

>>376753493
volgarr*

>>376753562
I parry your post with disregard, you're gonna have to come up with something new or I WIN

>>376752841
both podcasts are pretty shit
vinny turned into a wet blanket who cannot host a podcast

go listen to podcasts a month or so after ryan died, that is prime vinny

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>>376751817
I think he's fine, reminds me of the good old Whisky Media days

>>376753493
b-b-but CREEPY
hes CREEPY
did i mention CREEPY
hes so CREEPY
CREEPY

>>376753493
woah wtf link??

>>376753557
>I posted her tumblr on one of these threads years ago
>she ended up deleting it a day or two later

Still feel kinda bad about it. Sorry Jeff's wife and Jeff.

When are they gonna do more cool shit like the roller coaster video? Maybe they're still settling in to the new office.

Hopefully the light workload allows them to attend corporate meetings and release an hour of video game playing a day and just relax and collect a salary most of the time for now.

>>376753493
That was fine, because Vinny is intelligent enough to be able to tell it was a joke. That's nothing compared to when Ryan told an intern to get off the couch because he never watched a Jurassic Park movie.

>>376752179
Nah, she's really chill and not a writer type, she just seems to want to enjoy shit and have fun.

making up shit and posting it in these threads seems pretty interesting

>>376753557
Are there any nudes?

>>376753679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WXi_RABP1g

>>376753679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WXi_RABP1g

>>376753029
He spent his childhood doing drugs and running away from life after having unprotected sex with an 8th greader. He has a son closer to 30 than 20. And he didn't become awesome with all of life's new responsibilities. He ran away and hates every member of his old family.

THQ Nordic ought to pick up IO Interactive.

>>376753639
>heres 18 reasons anyone can see and understand why he's awful
>i think he's fine

lol ok. he's fucking not, hes awkward and fake but ok lol. even the other GB members just kind of go "uh huh" when he says something weird or try to make his awful quips less awkward

but nah "he's fine"

>>376753503
well i didnt hear it go that far at all, quit trolling its a pretty sensitive subject

>>376753737
yes

>>376753356
>>376753515
I felt bad for him. I remember the day they announced they were getting bought by CBS and he wasn't there and on twitter it seemed like he had no idea what was going on.

>>376753736
its like the RLM threads on /tv/! I want this to happen!

>>376753695
preparing for E3 brah.
then they gotta recover from E3.
and after that it's time to start preparing for game of the year

Jeff is smart not to bring his wife around the site

Jason just started talking about making an AMV out of nowhere. The guy wasn't even aware what he was saying. You could tell everyone was fucking petrified. I seriously think this guy has planted explosives in the entire building and has everyone hostage.

>>376753615
>continue to stray further away from the serious conversation into humor to save face

>>376753557
wow, anyone got links to her stuff?

>>376753831
Got a link ?

>>376753791
Do you think his son follows Giant Bomb? Must be weird.

>>376753239
>believing anything /v/ says about Giant Bomb
If all the bullshit they say is true then they'd all be in prison or in mental hospitals.

>>376753809
He's not Dan, Patrick, Brad or Jason.

He's fine. Granted, GB feels like it's playing out it's last year(s) before it fades into obscurity and CBSi decides two downside it into basically just Jeff.

Also I don't mind his voice.

>>376753809
"WOW PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH MY OPNIONS??? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

>>376753851
>"I made an ani-"
>"why did I just say that"

Brad is such a fucking idiot

He's literally in the fucking icecream shop. He looked at him a million times.

>>376753723
Cool, was worried she'd kill the vibe. The beastcast has become a weekend ritual for me at this point.

>>376753851
>The man who has ten fluid tons of liquidated crystals 10" off his garage floor stored in a steel drum in case of a "cosmic and spiritual eschaton" caused by the Trump administration is a fucking pervert anthrax huffing weirdo?
yeah wow, I'm truly surprised that Jason has made an AMV in the past... COLOR ME SHOCKED

Jeff is cheating on his wife

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>>376753832
I remember on a podcast Ryan called him a human piece of shit and dumped water on him whilst drunk at his wedding

he died the next day?

did rorie kill ryan?!

>>376754075
S O U R C E
O
U
R
C
E

>all the fucking gossip in these threads

You all are GIANT queens

>>376753843
He only recently showed people a picture of his wife, he's playing the situation properly, he knows what horrible people lurk in these types of threads.

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Brad has gone to the room where the target is multiple times now. Jeff has told him exactly where he is. Brad is incompetent.

>>376753557
Man, she's way too good for him. He must let her fuck other people.

Is Brad the worst video game player on the site? Even Dan can brute force himself through a level

>>376754109
Brad Miurr was there and said that it wasn't water, but something with more the consistency of mercury but the color of cows blood? Don't know what it means, but I'd keep away from Rorie when he is drunk.

BRAD SUCKS SO BAD AT HITMAN
IT'S INSANE HOW BAD HE SUCKS

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>>376754194
>Even Dan can brute force himself through a level
He couldn't on Yooka Laylee without Vinny's help.

>>376754109
That was made up, all Ryan did was tell Rorie that they are moving on without him. Rorie kept pestering them to get back, and even though he eventually did, the dynamic he had with Ryan from back in the Whiskey media days completely died out. Ryan made him a chat reader and shat on him all the time.

Literally entered the room where the target was, looked at him and then ran away.
Brad is such a fucking idiot.

Brad get's worse at video games every week. How is such a thing possible

>>376754145
Yup, Jason's wife seems cool though when she showed for up the charity streams

>>376754245
I wonder if there was any drug/alcohol stipulation with Ben's weed vaping habit that Jeff had to insert into his contract, like he did with Rorie and jenkem before rehiring him.

>>376754291
All seems to have worked out for Rorie in the end. He seems content working customer support and being in the odd video/podcast.

>>376753971
He's worse than all of them combined.

Dan: >>376752476
Brad: Somber, bad at games, but knows his shit and talks naturally. Doesn't try to force dumb jokes and fake personality like Ben
Jason: basically same as brad. Is just himself, no bullshit.
Ben: awkward, forcing a stupid fake personality. everything he does and does is so horribly forced its cringeworthy and makes me wince

>>376753978
There is no opinion to be had when someone is trying and failing so poorly to fake a personality that even ther other staff members have to step around; "humor" so bad that even grade-schoolers would raise an eyebrow at

You can have an opinion on any of the other staff members because they just act like themselves and are natural.

Forcing an act and poorly is objectively bad, and no one can truly enjoy it unless theyve deluded themselves of one moral or another.

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even with the new blood can we all at least agreed alex is still the fucking worst.

>>376754078
Thanks

>>376754373
When you get older, your reflexes turn to shit. So he was shit at games in his 20s/early 30s and now he's becoming even worse than that.

>>376754414
He's better than each and every one of them.
It's impossible to take your opinion seriously since you're a Dan defender.

Can someone tell me why the fuck Vinny thought it was a good idea to have his son Max experiment homosexuality with their friend's son? He already wanted him to be a princess for halloween, and now this? I loved Vinny, but this is disgusting. His jew wife completely fucked him.

So whats the thing people used to filter out shit with Patrick? Can it be now used to filter out content with Ben?

brad...did a hit

>>376754521
QLCrew, and yes.

>>376754521
https://qlcrew.com/
Yes.

>>376754440
I thought Alex's twin they had on staff in the early days was worse, but I mean admitting to mercy-killing your own bother during her late-stage illnness is really gonna color your opinion of anyone in the Navarro lineage so...

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>>376754414
>Brad knows his shit and talks naturally.
you realize he's parroting NeoGAF threads the majority of the time he speaks on the podcast? He's an incredible apologist for the game industry and he's a virtue signalling SJW.

In case you didn't know NeoGAF is braindead retarded.

You can have an opinion about a person, but to stay "Brad knows his shit" truly shows how little you know and how your more subjective opinions are effectively invalid.

>>376754521
https://qlcrew.com/

>>376754501
It wasn't a homosexual thing at all what the fuck are you talking about. It was innocent, and pure.

Elder God Tier
Jeff

God Tier
Vinny

Great Tier
Bakalar

Ok Tier
Brad, Jason, Rorie, Ben, Abby

Awful Tier
Dan

Shit Tier
Alex

Is anyone actually watching the stream? My Psyhologist told me I have an insanely high EQ, and I don't know if it's due to that but the atmosphere is extremely awkward. Every time anyone other than Jeff talks it gets so fucking awkward.

I feel like a QL with Brad, Vinny, and Jeff is as pure as you can get now

>every single Giantbomb thread devolves into pointing our every single flaw of the personalities and psycho analyzing their relationships with each other

giant bomb fake news is funny but this is getting old

jason is still a creepy fake looking guy though

>>376754749
Dumb animewatcher

The hell kind of lazy character select screen was that?

>>376754496
No he is absolutely not and you nor any of his defenders have any arguments. He is literally no better than any person they could have pulled of the streets randomly. He is not articulate, clever, knowledge, or funny. People like you would be happy no matter or what they selected.

>Dan
And you have no arguments against him because deep down you know he doesnt fake shit like Ben, he is just himself, likes what he likes, and enjoys games and having fun.

You can feel pretense and a sense of being lost in Ben's expression. In Dan's you see comfort.

I can't fathom that people like you can honeslty be so fucking dumb the only options are you are just trolling or you have literaly brain damage not to be able to see it.

It is so clear as fucking day that nothing that comes out of Ben's mouth is genuine. It's all a horrid act, and an awkward one at that.

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why do we still watch these guys?

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>>376754834
shut up and suck my dick faggot

>>376754440
Out of the current crew, yeah. I usually like him I couldn't stand him during the GOTY podcasts last year and had to stop. And I didn't even listen to his "Palmer Lucky is a fascist, White Power shitlord so he wins this category" spiel.

>>376754752
>rorie ok
Awkward autistic fag spotted

>>376754772
no, you're right, they're all on the verge of snapping, the tension is palpable

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>>376754769

>>376753597
Brads joke about Vinny's son was so ridiculously offensive it actually ended up being funny. And Brad handed the fallout well enough by laughing it off and apologizing profusely. Plus the context was that they were one upping each other.

>>376754876
Dan is the fakest human being ever

>What's a mortgage? xD
He's a faggot begging for attention nonstop.

>ELDER GOD TIER
Jeff
Vinny

>GREAT TIER
Ryan
Dan
Dave

>GOOD TIER
Jason
Brad
Drew

>TOLERABLE TIER
Austin
Ben
Abby?

>SHIT TIER
Patrick
Bakalar

>I WANT TO FUCKING DIE TIER
Alex

>>376754878
I have nothing else in my life

>>376754834
With ben you dont need psychoanalysis.

You just need to have interacted with at least one human being in your entire life to realize he is ingenuine and forcing laughter and jokes worse than that of a child.

>>376754876
I completely agree with you, but why are you so keen on proving this? You gain nothing out of it, and the other guy wont agree if he didn't already.

>>376754904
It is his natural disposition, and he doesn't try to be anyone he isn't. Rorie is pure, and sometimes pureness is strange.

>>376754769
i wish i grew up with mary and we got drunk at a party and one thing led to another and we woke up and played playstation 2 listening to nu metal

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>>376754938

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>>376754897
>Palmer Lucky is a fascist
I lost all respect for GB, Jeff included, when he allowed that to go down. He effectively wrote the termination of Lucky's contract at Facebook over donating money to a legitimate political organization.

He tried to downplay giving a video game award over their personal politics by saying it damaged VR but Jeff even later admitted VR was dead on arrival and Lucky's actions were irrelevant.

The video game industry is so fucked, seriously.

>>376754752
>Top Tier
Jeff
Vinny

>High Tier
Bakalar

>Mid Tier
Brad
Jason
Ben

>Low Tier
Rorie
Abby

>Fuck Off Tier
Alex
DOTA Brad
DOTA Ben

>Too Good for Giant Bomb Tier
Drew

>R.I.P. in Peace Tier
Ryan

>Good Riddance Tier
Patrick
Austin

>>376754938
Which FMV game was this?

>>376754976
You don't the difference between self parody and acting.

Such a comment is made tongue-in-cheek.

I swear to god Ben is ready to say a knock knock joke or "orange you glad i didnt say banana" followed by HA HA HAHA HA HA? at any moment

>Jason turns up the game audio to 11 so he can admit to everyone that his wife is leaving him and he blames Brad
did anyone else just see this happen? cant believe it.

>>376754912
I swear to christ, I'm not even memeing. Take for example when Ben said "is this the segment where we all make funny noises" and jeff was like yeah sure what u got. Ben proceeds to make some retarded noise and u can see Jeff cringing his soul out.

>>376755056
This list can be 100% acceptable to 100% unacceptable, since you forgot to put Dan. Put Dan on Low or lower than that and we're good.

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>>376755079
the best one

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>>376754752
>Bakalar will only be on the beastcast and hockey game quick looks

>>376752739
>Thank you, based Jesus.

>>376755053
get off the internet for once in your life

>>376754980
>Jason
>Good
Swap Jason and Bakalar.

Also move Austin up to great.

>>376755053
get help

>>376753971
Dan brought hundreds of hours of content. Good content. He picked GB up when they were down after Ryan.

Say what you want, but Dan Ryckert and his antics/interactions are 90% of the best things to come out of Giant Bomb in the past 3 years. "Dan and His Dad Play" from Game Informer (and a little at Giant Bomb) is some of the best game review content on the web.

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>>376755147
the best

>at Pax
>meet Jeff
>ask him if he's happy to see the crew of GB East in person again
>"Ha hell yeah bro"
>he walks off and starts shit talking Alex
>notice a gun in his pocket

>>376754980
>ELDER GOD TIER
Jeff
Vinny
Dan
Ryan

>GREAT TIER
Drew

>GOOD TIER
Jason
Brad
Rorie

>TOLERABLE TIER
Austin

>I WANT TO FUCKING DIE TIER
Alex
Ben
that cuck they invited from polygon that one time

>>376754772
the fuck is the matter with you people

>>376755260
kek

>>376755114
I don't care if he does it in self parody. He does it all the time. He loves playing up his retardation for attention, and then he's "working" people. He is painfully unfunny and sours everyone else with his presence. Ben is an awkward dude that's trying to fit in, and that's a million times more tolerable.

Although, I will not deny the possibility that Ben becomes Dan tier by the time he gets comfortable.

>>376755145
>forgot Dan
What the shit, when did that happen? I've fucked with that tier list so much I guess I forgot to put him back in.

For me Dan can range from Mid Tier to Fuck Off Tier depending on what he's doing. He's really weird like that.

>>376755131
Yep, this was incredibly strange. It was almost on par with when Brad told Jeff to hand over his wife to him because she was too good for him anyway during one of the charity streams.

>>376755147
I really should finish watching it. Did the first look at it but it was just 90% awkward shit with no real payoffs.

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>>376755269
>Elder God Tier
>Fucking Dan
We have gone too far

Jason doesn't know his super from some anime loli pussy.... what a cuck

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guys, giant bomb west (and east to a lesser extent) is dead.

I will assume on maryposter's role and post kish

Drew was the last string holding west together.

East got dan and the humor went from a zero sum of vinny and alex to straight negative.

Drew was fairly funny, but quite interesting too, much like jeff. So now Jeff has no one to play off of and he's nullified.

I listen to old bombcasts every single day and I need to move on to something new. But what?

>>376755190
>>376755232
If you're gonna defend their actions do it.

I work in the game industry, this is my job, it's how I make money. You clearly don't know fuck all if you don't recognize the impact of making annual video game awards a political contest.

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>>376755343
it goes places

This version of street fighter looks so ugly

>>376754239
>Hitman
You mean "every single video game ever?"

Did anyone just hear Jason whisper to Ben "Did you see what you just did to me you fucking neo nazi whore"? All Ben said in reply was "Yeah". So much for quick wit from the new hire.

>>376755269
I don't even dislike Dan, but that's just ridiculous

what are they playing on stream right now

https://queefintheeast.tumblr.com/

Demo Derby and these one off steams like the Saturn stream is the only good content

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>>376754239
you might say he's... brad at games

>>376755506
alpha 2

>>376755327
>Aryan Brad Shoemaker with a knife to Jeff's fat neck
>"You know you're not good enough for her... You can give her to me, or I can take her."
>tfw this is the final moment that Jeff will ever hold his wife's hand again...
strange world

>>376752476
dan is literally an annoying retard that nobody can stomach being around for more than 3 months
and what the fuck is natural about being an anxious spazz
holy shit how can someone be such a bad judge of character

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>>376755535
Looking forward to the E3 Streams. Giant Bomb is top tier with the conference streams. E3 and Christmas/New Year are the two times of the year Giant Bomb is always great.

>>376755519
It's been less than a week and she's already sick of Dan's shit

>yfw Alex drags politics into another GOTY discussion
>Jason starts talking about his crazy Trump theories
>Jeff, Dan, and Brad all try and stay quiet
>Vinny only one giving any real input
>new girl talking about her pussy

>>376755470
Didn't they only start mandating new hires take improv classes with these two new hires? Where did Jason think up something like that to say??

fucked up that brad actually is a nazi, and we thought that hairstyle was just a joke

With modern networking optimizations being next to someone is meaningless if your going through the net

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>>376755621
>I'm just saying that it smelled weird this morning, that's all. MY QUEEFS SMELLED WEIRD.

I actually couldn't handle it.

>>376755302
You might be right about dan in general, but I doubt he was joking when he didn't know what a mortgage was.
Source: I didn't know what a mortgage was until I turned 23. No one ever teaches you this shit, and living out in in California gives you no reason to ever care about it because you're not going to own a house.

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>>376755621
>Brad
>trying to stay quiet
>about politics
>about his opinions
they're always shit, too.

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>>376755610
>live in England
>booked the week of E3 off without realising it was E3 week
>can stay up into the middle of the night watching GB streams

>>376755641
I don't know if you've heard, but there has been a rumor going around that Jason has been watching these guys since Ryan was still alive. Some people are saying that he stole all his jokes before plugging off CPAP

>>376755717
The fuck? Did she legitimately say this or is this part of the ongoing "Let's pretend fucked up shit happened" meme?

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>>376755621
was that on this weeks podcast?

>>376755409
what does she do now?

>>376753157
Is this actually true?

GBWest use a super zoomed out view of the couch now.

>>376755790
timestamp: 75:32:12-81:02:22 according to my podcast player

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>>376755610
Heres hoping Jeffs interview with Phil Spencer is as hilarious as it has been in the past

>>376755409
Thank you. I hope you succeed.

>>376755717
This one is believable enough that I actually can't tell if it's true or not.

>>376755819
Why do you think it only has 2 replies? Everything true gets swept under the radar because of Rorie's posts where he makes up the most ridiculous shit for You's.

>>376755787
fucking creep...
I'd never hire a weirdo like Jason

I saw Jeff back when theyy worked in the sausolito basement.
I got in there by persuading him at the door and got a tour of the place
It was nice but really small, they had some weird shit like tokyo drift posters
when i was leaving i asked brad for a handshake but he kinda recoiled in disgust
some shit came out of his mouth like "cantwait to see vinnys futureson suckiscock"
straight up creep man jeff sorta just gave daps and said " haha thats what the internetl do to ya " and started singing korn
i left

>>376755795
you moron, no

stop falling for bullshit, you people are so fucking retarded

>>376755717
>Alex: Look all I'm fucking saying this fucking fucker supports the president, we CAN'T let this game win any awards for the greater good.
>Jeff: Uhh, its fucking hard man...
>Vinny: But lets try and separate the game from the creato-
>Jason: Its too late for that
>Abby: ITS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY SMELLY PUSS PUSS
>Dan: [Laughs uncontrollably]

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>>376756027
not sure what's real anymore anon

Anyone got a link to Murder Island 2?

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>>376755883

rories not so bad in this sega saturn stream

This guy Ben only chimes in with some LE RANDOM STORY, and the guys just say "Cool Ben, now shut up please". Can this guy not get the hint?

>>376755436
Get away from video game podcasts, they're almost universally shit hosted by the same type of mildly funny/unfunny people. There's tons of funnier stuff out there: Dragon Friends, Dick Show, LP on the Left.

>>376755621
Did this ever really happen. I can't tell how much in this thread is made up drama or stories.

>>376756236

Are you projecting

are we getting flooding by rlm memesters are what
stop telling salacious lies

Jeff, Dan, Brad, and Jason are going to all push for Breath of the Wild in the GOTY discussion and ONLY FUCKING ALEX is going to freak the fuck out about it and make a big deal over them all picking it and veto it for some indie game that he claims "does everything Zelda does better"

>>376756435
Stop smelling my dirty puss-puss

>>376755875
You liar. I went there and they were talking about VR Horror stuff for the whole time.

It's funny how Jeff always used to say that if he got a GF he would never devolve into one of those people who say "we did this", yet when he talked about her cheating on him he said "we agreed it was the best thing to do". Pussywhipped already.

>>376756048
>Abbey: Okay, enough enough... I'll hold back the pussy jokes
>Dan [still laughing]
>Vinny is like chuckling but it is clearly to try and make things seem less awkward
>Jeff: "Thaaaaaank you! I was afraid we were going to get in trouble with the FCC or something.."
>Abbey: "No no no no, I'll implicate you all with my pussy before long but you won't be getting in trouble the FCC."
>Dan picks up the laughter again
>Alex hasn't been heard from for minutes
What did the boys get themselves INTO?

>>376756491

BotW is going to win easily. I am bracing for Nioh and Nier's inevitable snubs. Nier will get a token "we know this game is great but nobody here cared about it because we're all fucking plebs" top ten finish, but Nioh will literally not get mentioned once.

>>376756514
fuck off abby

>>376756435
Not until we hear about Brad vomiting whilst shouting "ABBY I'M DYING!"

>>376756549
It's in the background and reversed so it's a bit hard to hear

>>376756587
She'll be working the production side of the stream

>>376756435
none of these are lies. GB threads are true stories

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>abbyposting is becoming a thing

>>376755409
>>376756163
Isn't Kish gay? Why have a waifu who wouldn't want to sleep with you?

>>376756568
Why do you feel the need to post this every UPF thread?

>>376756597
I feel Jeff's dislike for the game's issues (that every other reviewer seemed to overlook) will prevent it being GB's GOTY.

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why are we still here? why can't I leave?

>>376756738
>smothers you with my queefy vagina, silently...
HITGIRL™

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>>376756710

>>376756597
Dan is just going to gush for an hour
Brad is going to make Dark Souls comparisons
Jason will probably make some weird weeb comparison
Jeff will talk about how it was a smart move on their part but how he dislikes the weapon shit
Alex will turn fucking red as he says ANY GAME OUTSIDE OF ZELDA SHOULD WIN
>>376756748
Jeff likes BOTW now that he has his own copy.

>>376756597
nier is a piece of shit, stop acting like some underdog for liking it, it is clearly just an inferiority complex.

>>376756828
exactly my thoughts

>Dan: i hate horror games
>Abby" PUSSY
>Dan: that was harsh, what's with you?
>Abby: oh, sorry, I didn't mean you. I meant my PUSSY!
>Dan proceeds to laugh uncontrollably

Amazing content. Canceled subscription there

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>>376756785

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>Jumping backwards Brad
>Losing to jumping backwards Brad.
Just end this already.

>>376750960
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>376756892
if this is what happened, then who is the Jeff that is on stream right now...

>>376756556
Her gorilla arms gross me out.

>>376756943
QUANRANTINE THIS
[ffffbbbbrRAAAAAAAAPPP]
- Abbey

Wither 3 not making the top ten last year is bullshit and I didn't even like that game all that much but could see how it was quality

>>376756943
Never ever, cuck. We've had GB threads long before you heard of this board and we'll continue having them long after you're gone.

>>376757025
It came out in 2015

>>376757082
What ever fucking year it was

>>376757096
GODDAMN

>>376757139
it was number 10.

Why the fuck is jason doing any of this live editing shit on a tablet, it's clearly fucking terrible for it as it's not even reacting to half his presses.

>>376754938
>>376755147
>>376755447
Source?

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>they hired a 22 year old girl fresh out of high school who barely plays video games to mesh with 30 something old jaded men video game "experts"

What.

>>376757249
Giantbomb.com it's a pretty obscure site

>>376756232
Am I just retarded? I opened the file in MPC, and while the video loads, it constantly stops to load new sources. I then tried using an m3ua converter to get the individual videos, but it couldn't read the file. I even tried googling "Giant Bomb m3u8", and there weren't any meaningful results.

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E-celebs are not vidya. I repeat: E-celebs are not vidya!

>>>/trash/
>>>/b/
>>>/bant/

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>>376755409
Based Phantom Maryposter, continue his legacy while he builds Outer Kish

on a real note:

anyone cringe at the awkwardness of GOTY picks when things get heated? its almost always alex giving the silent treatment like a 14 year old. also when it was skyrim vs saints row 3 when, a rare occasion, jeff got kinda pissed and seemed like he was almost going to make force saints row as goty because he's the boss. but yeah, mostly alex, sometimes brad. sometimes im scared theyre gonna straight up scream and walk out

>>376757335
Screaming into the void

>Still no Steep QL

>>376757313
>22
>fresh out of high school

Nigger most people have graduated college at 22.

>>376757343
Brad is the worst at that shit. Never forget Skyrim.

>>376757326
I'm talking about the specific video.

>>376757386
You forget, they are Americans.

YES

MARYPOSTING MUST RETURN

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>>376757335

>>376757328
.m3u8 files are stream files. Just open the link up in mpc/vlc or download it with youtube-dl like I do.

>>376757313
She's a producer not an on screen personality

>>376757386
She was learning disabled.

>>376756892
the funniest part of this is the
>millions of viewers watching

>>376757414
huh?

Jason: I can't wait until my son is old enough for hot wheels. Isn't his son 40?

>Jason spawns a mute indigo child
strange world

>>376757680
No. He's 40, not his son.

>>376757680
his first daughter? is about to finish highschool

>>376757680
He also has a 1 1/2 year old son

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>Ben does the same fucking thing Rorie does where he just reads a question from the chat verbatim even if it makes no fucking sense and he has no idea what it's even about

RREEEEEEEEE

>>376757435
Okay, I figured it out. MPC was only stalling as it was loading the video sources because that's what it does whenever it first opens a file. It's working perfectly in VLC, though.

Anyway, thanks, anon.

>>376757776
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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>hot skinny 21 year old twink fresh out of high school
>hired by a group of jaded 30 something video gamers who got fired from their job

wtf?

>>376757946
I miss Drew

>>376750960
I only recently started watching GB and loved their ME:A videos, can anyone recommend some of their older shit that's worth a watch?

>>376758064
FMVinny.

>>376757946
Drew already had a job working for a developer before he joined GB

>>376758064
The game show quick looks with Ryan

>>376758064

Mario Party
Demo Derby

>>376757946
by the time GB is done with her she will look as Olympian as Drew, same exact figure and hair style. Factory made.

>>376758064
Random PC Game and Flight Club

>>376757946
He got hired to help with shirt shit, then ended up working his way into control room/camera operation.

>>376758064
the persona 4 endurance run other than that just watch the best of giant bomb and bite sized bomb playlists on youtube

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>>376751568
can't wait for gamerbros to expose her and get her fired like patrick and alex

>>376758064
The Persona 4 ER is the best let's play ever.
A lot of their quick looks from 2009-2012.
A lot of their bombcasts also from 2009-2012.
UPFs from 2013.
All Demo Derbys.
Or like >>376758197 said. Watch the various best of videos on youtube and go from there.

>>376757946
Drew never really meshed with the others. He had his moments, but most of the time he was an outsider.

>>376758110
>>376758187
it was a joke you autists. your replies dont make sense anyway, i wasnt asking a question lmao

no wonder team gb lead very private lives

ben is a unfunny cringy slob, but at it seems like he's not a sjw

>>376758109
>>376758127
>>376758135
>>376758186
>>376758197
>>376758265
Great, thanks all

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>"This is a premium stream right now"

>>376758484
The christmas special where Dan sings

>>376758543
kek THIS

>>376758534
>watching Rorie lose his mind over pirates

>>376758534
Jason is such a creep. Just because he is on the couch and fucking shit up that means this is a premium stream? I don't think so. I don't think there is a single premium element to this stream.

>'personality' driven industry
>jason has a job in this industry

truly a mindfuck