Nier Drakengard

zero
errytime

the one without benis

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>>376690441
What kind of question is that? The dick of course.

>>376690441
Kaine. For one big reason and two smaller ones.

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>>376690441
>Slut or futa
I choose cock.

>>376690441
>still no Zero/Kaine doujins
Japan has failed me

>>376690441
Kaine

I can just tell her to jerk off while I fuck her from behind so I don't have to touch a penis

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>>376690441
>>376690478
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>>376690539
Zero is pure!

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>>376690441
>pick one
>one
Look at this fucking faggot

>>376690590
Yes, she's a slut in the purest form.

>>376690636
She's an innocent pure girl! She is NOT a slut!

>>376690615
>polygamy

You're either a muslim or a mormon, and either way I want you far away from me

>>376690670
And I don't want a literal faggot near me so we're both happy.

>>376690590
>literally, canonically a prostitute

Zero is as far away from pure as you can get anon

>>376690734
That's just a fan theory!

>>376690759
It's just a gay theory

>>376690441
The one with a dick

>>376690615
I hope your boipucci is ready anon, Kaine and Zero aren't exactly the most feminine of women, personality wise and physically for Kaine

>>376690590
It's okay to like sluts anon

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>>376690539
Maybe an anon in the drawthreads will be nice to you.

>>376690441
Does Zero regenerate her hymen each time?

>>376690926
Sorry but I don't like Kaine!

>>376690441
both so i can be in the middle

>>376690441
I pick _____N2_____

>>376690441
Zero is far more physically attractive, but Kaine probably doesn't have the clap.

>>376691301
You know that once you're done fucking Kaine she will be expecting you to give her a turn fucking you.

>>376690441
This >>376691104

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Oh wow, a dead prostitute with an attitude problem and a bitch with a penis, can't I just get the dirty android?

>>376691491
A2 literally has no hole to stick your dick in other than her mouth.

>>376691557
>he doesn't know

>>376691620
Are you counting the holes that 9S made

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>>376691659
He did nothing wrong. Delete this.

>>376691659
Taro confirmed in an interview that androids basically have working sex organs, if I remember right can even experience a pseudo-pregnancy

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>>376691752
Now thats a puffy vulva.

>>376691768
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F7KM18848_HHlQFviGCkJbXV1M-5SKm_HnVBTzzYlDg/edit

They CAN have sexual organs, doesn't mean that they do though. I doubt A2 has them,
but I could see 2B having them.

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>>376690441
Kaine obviously, what fag wouldn't suck her off and play with her balls using your tongue

>>376691768
I think he implied they where optional for some androids. There is now way Yorha is going to install them as a standard feature.

>>376691938
>her

>>376691780
>vulva
Anon....

>>376690932
>tfw no doujin where Zero gently pulls back Kaine's foreskin for the first time

>>376691967
She has a vagina too. It counts.

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>>376691938
>ywn

>>376692029
It's a masculine vagina though, therefore its gay.

>>376692018
>Zero
>gentle
besides it would be hotter if she jumped her and rode her hard.

>>376690441
>bride
Zero. Futashit aren't women

>>376692061
Nigga if you think anything about Kaine is masculine other than her dick then you're just being silly

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Stop being gay

I want to hug Kaine.

>>376692327
What's that poking me Kaine?

>>376692327
I want to scold her for her foul language while I jerk her off and she's blushing madly and dying of embarassment

>>376690441
neither?

>>376690441
The one who I can go pick up other women with for a threesome and we can give them the DP.

Real question is, would you let Kaine peg you if she got pent up and needed immediate release?

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>>376692472
Faggot

>>376690478
>>376690505
Take a look at these homophobes

>>376690441
i love video games haha

>>376692613
They're both video game characters

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>>376691912
>Since they can copy anything, they can create semen, change their sex, and even mimic pregnancy to a certain extent, but since they cannot become truly organic lifeforms, they will not be able to undergo insemination or mitosis.

>>376692017
absolutely virgin, sorry my dude

I want to draw Kaine without a penis

>>376692475
I'd bottom for Kaine if she wanted that type of relationship.

>>376692701
>drawing non-canon Kaine
>>>/out/

>>376692646
i bet 90% of people here haven't played a drakengard game but masturbate to the characters daily, nice thread

nothing will sate my autistic hatred for this game and its garbage fans obsessing over waifus

>>376692748
She will have no dick at all when I'm done with her

>>376690441
Zero might be far too disillusioned to ever really consider a peaceful married life, plus the sex is going to be extremely humiliating since the chances of you actually managing to satisfy her are in her name.
Kainè would probably adapt after a few years and reduce the cursing to a minimum, just ignore the extra baggage.
She is obviously the better choice.

>>376692505
Tfw you will never pick up this shit dog and throw him as high as you can.

>>376692928
As it wouldn't love it.

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>>376691780
>He doesn't know

Kaine, only because I want to hatefuck Tyrann.

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>>376693117
>trapped inside the body of a girl
>share sensations but have no control
>the girl is a huge slut into all sorts of plays

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>>376690441
The perfect woman.

>Kaine will never fuck you while Zero berates you for being such a bitch

>>376694256
Does her weapon type have an official name? Reminds me a lot of Arlong's kiribachi from One Piece.

>>376690441
2B

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>>376694620
Looks kinda like one of those weird Aztec cricket bats with chunks of obsidian in them

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>>376690441

>pick between Zero and Kainé

I can't. I'd rather they hooked up with eachother and I'd be their pet/fucktoy/slave/anything

>>376694978
Macahuitl

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>>376690441
>helping Kaine feel like a normal woman
or
>being one of a gorillion dicks inside Zero

>>376695765

More like Kainé will help YOU feel like a woman, and you'll miss the professional touch you could've gotten from Zero.

>>376695274
I don't speak deportee

>>376696010
Please, Kaine hates her dick and she'd be ashamed to have you touch it

She'd grunt in pleasure as you masturbated her but she'd be very embarrassed, and rudely ask you to fuck her pussy instead

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>>376690441
>Pick One to be your bride
okay

>>376694256
If it has a dick, it isn't a woman

>>376696424
More like one out of ten.

T R A S H

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Is it worth it to suffer through Drakengard 3's horrible framedrops? Even picked up a physical copy while I visited the US, because EU got cucked with digital only.

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>>376696659
Do you really like Taro's games? Is so then yes, just play it in 2-3 hour a day periods over a few weeks and it's much more manageable.
Just don't expect the tone to be Nier/D1 again. Still plenty of suffering but a lot more humour this time around.

>>376696381

Not in my headcanon, also if she didn't enjoy beating it she'd just use her girl parts for masturbation.

We'd both learn to enjoy the other role.

>>376696659

Drakengard 3 is a really love-hate relationship where I hate the game just as much as I love it.

My advice is to save-edit in money and shit so you can ignore Accord missions and remove all farming required, but rolling through the story is worth it once.
Then you can watch the overexpensive DLC on youtube.

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>Marry Zero
>"Oh yeah my sister is going to be staying with us for a few a while"
>The next day this happens
Christmas with Zero's family would probably be terrible.

>>376696659
Yes

>>376691557
Taro subtly hinted at that 9S is a wanker which means all YoRHa-types most likely have sex organs.

>>376696915
Your headcanon is wrong, she only beats off when she kills shades

>Kaine
>Probably still a virgin, even though she has a habit of jacking off over corpses
>Severe social hang ups because of her village being a bunch of dicks
>Would have an A game of dirty talk in bed
>Lives pretty much like a filthy NEET
>Nier itself proves that she can open up to others with time and patience
>Is the clone of a QT scientist posessed by an evil dude's spirit and consciousness, so you are never really alone with her
>Has a literallh monstrous cock, jury is out on whether she has
>Still has a pussy

>Zero
>Quite literally a prostitute
>Has a male harem, one of them having a humongous dong
>Is horny at all times, like, all of the day bro
>Very much a jaded cunt who hates people, even more so than Kaine
>Also lives like a filthy NEET
>Has a world ending flower stuck to her
>No dick.
>Her pet dragon would probably stare the whole time

>>376691752
where is her butthole
that is especially important in this case

>>376697427
Zero is PURE.

>>376697458
between her buttcheeks silly

>>376697427
Kaine washes herself and her clothes at least

>>376697175
I think you're gonna have worse problems than that if you marry a prostitute.

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>>376697494
REEEEEEEEEE

>>376690441
>angry slut literal whore who probably carries STDs and would never stop fucking guys behind my back
>angry NEET with feminine benis
easy choice

>>376697614
She's not a prostitute. Look more into the lore:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Co408pyEM

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Can i have all 3 or something? I wanna watch Zero and Kaine fight over sexbot rights

>>376697875
Vulva too puffy

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>>376697875


I want to perform hourly maintenance on that android

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>>376697875

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>>376697427
>Would have an A game of dirty talk in bed
The shit you never think about until someone says it, and then you wonder how you've ever lived without it.

>>376696915
>>376697417

>Headcannon
>A word that slowly slithered its way out of tumblr's asshole and infested our boards so succesfully that people use it freely

Back in the day you would get called out for being a faggot, hell i'm doing it right now, you fag.

Just because you are autistic enough to have your own version of an already stablished character doesn't mean it changes how the character actually is.

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>>376690441
The one with extra package that doesn't perpetually smell like Arbre Magique.

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Kaine would probably be a very grateful and generous lover to her actual lover, you know? Very tsun-tsun and whatnot and once you actually established real trust very very loving and appreciative. Also, I'd suck her cock.

But I gotta go with Zero I think, cause she's like a very sexy animu version of the Boss particularly in terms of being misunderstood, except her motives and ideology is not Literally Retarded. So perfect.

>>376697945
what if i told you that's dick and balls?

>>376690441
>ho or a shemale
toobie all the way

>>376698529
2B would crush your pelvis. Androids are fucking heavy despite how they look.

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Easy

HEY GUYS CAN I GET A TIP?

I own a legit and also pretty unplayed copy of Nier Automata for PC but can't afford the DLC. Or more accurately I have $10 on my Steam account, don't want to support Squenix who can't even patch the PC copy once for even the fucking fullscreen bug which is universal, and also don't want to spend $20 for a Steam card for the DLC.

Should I pirate it just for the DLC or play vanilla and get the DLC at some point in the future?

Anyone have the official art where you can see zero's pubes?

>>376698779
Just buy the DLC later
You are not missing much

>>376698567
I want to make 2B heavier

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>>376698916
I assume you're referring to this.

It may possibly be by the regular Drakengard artist but I've never been under the impression it was official.

>>376699019
well if it's not official it's a pretty good copy of the style

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>>376690552
>not giving her a reach around and feeling her cute cock throb and make your hands sticky with precum as you work the head while exploring her vagina with your own cock
>not rubbing the head of your cock against Kaine's cock until you both cum on each other's juicy cocks
F A G G O T

>>376699705
You've convinced me. I'm going to forcefully hold Kaine's hand.

>>376699705
Very puffy vulva

>>376698321

>cannon

You don't even know the original word yet you'd educate others in its use you fucking newfag. You are fitting in so hard kid.

>>376699705
Now that's a big clit what the fuck

>>376699705
Kaine's cock is WAY bigger than that.

>>376699795
Not a puffy vulva, shes a roastie that tucked in her roast rolls

>>376699849
Shes a grower not a shower.

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Easy pick.

>>376699881
She's hard in that pic

>>376692275
she has a tranny face.

needs a headswap with 2B

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where can I find nsfw mods for 2b?

>>376699983
on a site that serves nsfw mods and has a nier automata section

>>376691557
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17yNgiXN3BIAMzXP7AyIZPv-6grsEbYcTcXCGLwPCdNA/edit
Androids can actually poop even though they don't need it as they break all food down inside their bodies.
Which means she has at least one functional hole.

gays ruins everything

>>376700035
So uh... can androids fart...?

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>>376700258
>android fart

this is my new fetish now

>>376699705
this made me rock hard. Im too far gone now
Fuck you Taro

>>376700258
i wonder what it smells like
haha

>>376700652
probably oil

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>>376699705
>until you both cum on each other's juicy cocks

wat

>>376697875
moar

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>>376700373
Never change, neo-/v/, never change.

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Big fan of Taro in general, any general tips for enjoying Automata? Why can I not feel immersed/get that sense of wonder/involvement or whatever? Haven't played more than a few hours and I've had the game since launch...

I'm just thinking it might be just related to my performance/60fps autism

Zero without question this isn't even a contest

Are you fucking serious I mean god damn

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>>376701558
>Big fan of Taro
>performance/60fps autism

Just play the game and have fun

>>376701683
not wanting to give kanie your boy-pussy

what are you!? gay!?. kanie is also still a Virgin.

>>376701764
Kaine is a stupid emo slut

Zero is a smart angry slut

God damn man it's like you want 2nd place

>>376701558

Just play the game instead of spoiling yourself on /v/.
Its different to Taros other games, but still interesting

>performance/60fps autism

Thats hilarious, how are you a fan of Taro when not a single god damn game of his performed well or hit 60fps before?

>>376701714
>>376702675
well it's different when you're playing Drakengard 3 on a PS3 and it's literally a case of "ara ara can't be helped" versus PC autism where you feel OCD to do everything in your power to squeeze whatever performance out of the game on your machine that you can

>>376694978
>Aztec cricket bat
For some reason it made me laugh.

>>376702808

While I get the notion - you have plenty of options to get that 60fps with a slight visual downgrade with FAR, unless you have a toaster. I played the game first on pro with low fps and I still enjoyed it, even knowing I'll have it later at 1440p 60fps too.