Post gamerfuel

Shit tastes like Diet Voltage

>Amerifats celebrate their election by drinking soda

Fucking disgusting. It takes likes lean.

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>>376678118

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It took years but I eventually succumbed and became one of those mememen in the comics who do nothing but drink water while playing videogames.

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>>376678118
bread

Ice is pretty good, it's like soda but not super fucking unhealthy.

Water and tea is also good.

>>376678118
It's genuinely bad

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this or water for drinks
as far as food, usually granola bar or a packet of peanuts. Something with a good amount of protein

>>376678396
dumb stringbean poster

>>376678765

I didn't even know it was a meme. I just drink water now because less calories.

allow me to sum up the entire thread.
>WATER WATER WATER
>IF IT'S NOT WATER IT'S SHIT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>376678118
They really dropped the ball on the name.

Dew - S - A?

Should have been called Mt. Dew AMERICA: Red White and DEW

It's really not a horrible tasting flavor if you don't mind Code Red, which is the only flavor in the 3 that they mixed that you can taste.

>>376682148
t. amerifat

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Iced coffee, chocolate milk or if there's nothing else in the house water.

>>376678396
Abso-fucking-lutely

>>376682341
My mommy makes me choco milky

>>376678765
I'm trying, I miss the crisp taste of a Dr. Pepper pretty bad though.

At least eating Keto I can treat myself to bacon pretty fucking often.

>habitually drinking liquid sugar
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>376678396
the election was 6 months ago

>>376678118
Personally I like polearms. They were the mainstay of 100% of armies and could kill faggot knights ezpz. Best weppon.

If you don't like polearms leave the thread

>>376678396
And beer. All while scarfing down burgers and making shit explode.

It's great you should try it.

>>376682148
POLEARMS

Water, coffee or beer

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>>376678118
I like Chili Dogs, taste so good. pic related, the sauce is the consistency I like.

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>>376678118
Manly men drink pink

Coffee, water, beer, whiskey.

Soda hurts my mouth. Can't drink it.

>>376682148
What's wrong with water? Did I miss this meme

>>376680885
This

>>376684480
That chili is really runny.

>>376684480

Anon I don't like this thumbnail.

>>376684480
Literally, buns, wiener and shit w/ dick cheese

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Are waterfags the polearmsfags of gamerfuel threads?

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>>376684616
What could possibly go wrong? Just check it out.

>>376684480
>looks like shit
>tastes good
what did they mean by this

>>376684718
No, breadfags are
Waterfags are the gunfags.

>>376684523
Greetings, newfaggot. WATER is a typical response in threads like this because only fat faggots drink soda, and some people like to show how healthy they are on an anonymous message board by claiming they only drink water.

>>376684718
>not drinking lemon water
fucking pleb

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Iced coffee, its fucking good.

>>376678396
Dumb Brazilian.

>>376684718
We're all waterfags on the inside.

diet coke any kind

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Find an objectively superior gamerfuel than a carrot in a glass of water

Protip:you can't

>>376684834
What are some good brands of iced coffee?

>>376684849
damn...

>>376684931
>cannibalism

>>376684952
>diet coke any kind
I take it you are a female who has had a tastectomy?

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KATANAFAGS BTFO. EVERYONE KNOWS SAMURAIS USED POLEARMS MORE THAN KATANAS.

here is my polearm i love it /thread

>>376684952
>any kind
Like cherry or vanilla coke right??

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>>376685063
But most Brazilians are white, anon.

>>376678118
They put white out in the drink?

>>376684834
I've tried this shit and it tastes like plain cold water, dont know how basic bitches drink this shit every day of the week

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>eating biscuits
>not using polearms

>>376684523

nothing is inherently wrong. It's just retarded that people think they're healthy because they only drink water. My manager is like this. Some morbidly obese guy that eats at McDonald's and sits on his ass all day, but he watches a video about coke being dumped in acid, refuses to drink anything but water, and he thinks that makes him more healthy than everyone around him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNioaVwToOc

He's still eating a metric fuckton of processed food everyday.

I'm drinking water right now

>>376684718
yeah pretty much.

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It is THE weapon.
It isn't the other weapons that do shit damage and it isn't the hammer that requires you to be up inside the monsters anus to actually manage a decent hit.
It sweeps, has decent length and it hits big.
You can both dodge and block with it.
You get the monster wide open and you charge that shit perfectly.

>>376685010

green tea and apple slices or gtfo

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>>376684718
if that's true, then african penisswordfags are the mexicanfoodfags of gamerfuel threads.

Polearms: objectively the best melee weapon to equip an army with
Water: objectively the best thing to hydrate with

Sometimes memes are true.

>>376685346
The only hunting tool worth using

>>376685384
Quit that shit last year. Hardest 2 weeks of my adult life.

>>376684325

>The election was 6 months ago

Jesus Christ, where has time gone?

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>>376685346
>not using a regular polearm
Fucking HELL get the fuck out you obese fuck

>>376678118
As far as beverages, I will usually drink either Dr. Pepper, water, or beer. I really don't eat while I'm playing except sunflower seeds, but if I take a break to snack it's usually either Flamin Hot Cheetos, chips and salsa, Vienna sausages and crackers, or if I'm feeling fancy I'll have olives, cheese, and summer sausage.

>>376685432
This. Polearms are the best weapon in every situation, just like water is the best drink for nutrition in every situation.

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Me? It's always water.

>>376678118
My brother said this tasted like Code Red but they replaced the Cherry with Voltage's Blue Raspberry.

>>376684718
No. Neither group are fags. They are both correct and very reasonable.

>>376678118
I switch off between Water and Cola
go to your local tea shop and look for Sunny Slopes tea. RL Estus

>>376685487

I hear you, I want to quit, but being in the Army you are practically forced to look at it every day, and overseas there's nothing better to do than to put in a dip and throw rocks until it's time to go

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true patrician right here

>>376684480
That shits runnier than Skyline.

>>376685010
Actually looks good

>>376685625
I use water and polearms and select Mario in Mario Kart, so I'm pretty much the master race of every thread.

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>>376685687
Enjoy your mouth cancer

>>376685687
Look ssort of like a polearm.

>Half the people in this thread only drink water
You must be real fun at parties. I bet you also prefer regular cheerios to honeynut, you boring fuck.

>>376685774

>Implying yuropoors don't smoke cigars

You guys have fucking cubans over there and you're telling no one ever indulges in a cigar once in a while? Bullshit.

>>376678118
Fuck this shit. It might just be the worst flavor of Mountain Dew ever (barring diet flavors, of course).

>he plays video games at parties
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

GOD TIER
>IPA
>Jack & Coke
>Coffee

GOOD TIER:
>soda
>lagers

PASSABLE TIER:
>water

DEGENERATE TIER:
>light beers
>diet colas
>flavored water

>>376685774
I can feel my arteries bracing themselves

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>>376685843
Cigar smoking is haram in Europe.

>>376685245
You're retarded, it's objectively better that the fatty is drinking water and not adding more unhealthy shit on top of his already fucked diet

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objective list of PATRICIAN tastes. Only the best (very best) anons may apply.

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>>376685758
nig fuck you

i dont eat anything while playing games, i dont want to keep reaching for something and wiping off my hands

>>376678118
This is fucking shit

>>376685973

It's objectively better for the fatty to just get some fucking exercise. There's no excusing laziness and gluttony. No amount of water is going to wash that away.

>>376685931
>IPA
Enjoy your manboobs lol

>>376685993
Me

>>376685998
try and fuck me and you'll get fucked up by my polearm, arrogant swordfag.
>swordfags btfo
>>376686057
if you don't wanna reach for something maybe you should try using polearms, when it comes to reach nothing compares.

>>376685931
What tier are stouts and non IPA ales? Guinness is great for Fallout sessions.

>>376684718
no, shut the fuck up.

>>376685842
alcohol is poison, why would I drink it?

>>376686110
What you think I drink every night?

>>376686105
Actually, you're going to lose more weight by dieting properly. But thanks for your bro-science input.

>>376686195
Tbh stout would be at least good if not God.
Ales would be Passable or Good; Lagers would not be above ale though.

You can tell I did that list based on my personal drinking habits

>>376686236

Proper diet and exercise. Energy in, energy out. It's really that simple.

>>376685154
of all the miserable Pepe pictures I've had to endure, this one finally got me laffin

>>376684718
yes

>>376684931
God damn it, this meme was shitty enough when it was confined to /int/. Now it's leaking to other boards?

>>376686338
I agree, Pepe pics are only good when the point isn't the meme by itself.

>>376685842
I prefer Chocolate or Fruity Cherrios.

>>376686391
needs some lolliesfags and swordfags in there to complete the image. they can never stop shilling their shit

>>376684718
I haven't noticed either, really.

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>>376684718
Polearmsfags=waterfags
celeryfags=spearfags
junkfoodfags=katanafags

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>>376686134
good choice, but salsa verde is better

>>376680885
granola bar has like no protein and is only sugar and nuts are mostly good fats with an alright amount of protein.

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>>376685993
Fixed your list.

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>>376684718
definitely, i both like polearms and water. oh shit

>>376678118
>USA
shit tastes like an unsatisfying halfassed version of Voltage

>>376678118
It doesn't really work, the flavor of voltage overrides everything else so in the end it's like a milder version of that.

>>376678118
>ctrl+f "butter"
>no matches
the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>376686878
swords are, clearly, the superior option?

>>376685346
Needs more range.

>>376684523
the sort of milquetoast people who like polearms also like water. except they're also too milquetoast to like milk toast lmao

>>376685641
>sparkling water
for what purpose

>>376687073
>the fuck is going on in this thread?
We aren't swadian dirt butterlord faggot

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>>376686818
i actually like these the most, like a spicy nacho cheese

>>376686874
fair enough, but the ones I get have decent protein

>>376687389
seconding this, salsa is a close second though.

>>376687374
if you're not swadian why the fuck am i hearing so much dislike for polearms

>>376687320
it's like a nicotine patch for soda fags

>>376684718
who the fuck drinks just straight water anyway?

>>376684782
>show how healthy they are by drinking water

You can drink water and still be an unhealthy autistic sperg-lord.

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>>376678118

>>376687840
you know what? I can justify bottled water, but canned water is like a new level of bullshit

>>376687727
I'm not a fan of gay water. Straight is best.

>>376687953
Straight as a spear or halberd or rod, is what my Mum used to say. Nothing fancy about it.

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>>376678118
>no one around me fucking sells DewSA

>>376687657
rhodok master race

>>376687840
oh boy I sure love the fresh taste of bile

>>376678118
Bought a 12 pack of this shit with no regrets. So fucking proud to be able to down a can of sheer 'MURCA while playing Persona 5 on a console created by a Japanese company

>>376685774
That's a european cheese though so...

I tried that shit and it tastes AWFUL
it even has a terrible aftertaste to top it off.

>>376687909
That is literally carbonated, flavored mineral water. Its just a half pound of sugar away from being a regular soda, hows that so objectionable?

Go look through your grocery store sometime for better bullshit. I saw some Hawaiian volcano water for sale at seven bucks a pop in plastic bottles.

>>376687840
this is the sort of thing a swordfag would drink in another thread

>>376688228
because it has splenda in it.

no, i'm not kidding.

>>376685346
>not using the hunting horn

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2bh I can't wait for baja blast to go on sale during the summer

>>376688307
>not using a halberd and drinking water

i started getting into earl grey tea.
it tastes kinda bad but not quite coffee levels bad.
and i wanted to get away from soda while still getting caffine.
black tea might not offer enough tho.

>>376688350
Baja blast tastes like trash

>>376688304
all they had to do was mix the 3 sodas

why the fuck is there splenda in it?

I drank two sips and it made me feel ill for an hour afterwards.

>>376688304
>splenda
doesn't all diet soda's or variant have splenda? people around me always say that diet coke or pepsi tastes better and I take a sip and the aftertaste makes me want to puke

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>>376688390
Nah

>>376688350
pretty much the only thing i'm looking forward to this summer is baja blast and hopefully the return of sangrita blast

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>>376688390
Baja Blast > Sangrita Blast objectively. It and Live Wire are the only flavors of mountain dew that truly disgust me. I may have to give Live Wire another taste though

>>376686134
>>376686818
>>376687389

Ah yes, the boldest MSG flavors.

>>376688413
Pussy
I've drank like 5 of them today
They taste like those rocket pops
They've got like a cycle of flavors and the aftertaste is the best

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>>376678118

>>376678118
Water and air

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>>376688350

>>376688547
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>376688430
I don't think diet soda has any sugar substitute in it.
Tab is the only good diet drink

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>>376688547
actually liking the after taste

>>376688567
>not water and glaives

>>376688561
>all natural
>apple juice
>red

>>376688430
splenda is sucralose and sucralose is just chemically treated sugar so your body can't absorb it. but you still can.

>>376688592
Stop projecting.

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>>376688413
Because pepsico is trying to cut down on calorie count because it's healthier lol

a can of dewSA has 100 calories

a can of regular mountain dew has 170 calories

They pulled this same shit with game fuel last year. Did that Citrus Cherry taste a little off to you? That's why.

>>376688671
>food coloring

>>376688671
it just contains more skin than actual apple :^)

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>>376678118
>Mtn. Dew Dew
>Doo Doo

>>376688547
I don't mind doing this but I rather it's not a taste I like

>>376688671
Apples are red, dumbass

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>>376688691
>projecting

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>>376688592
Someone can't handle the smug

>>376688692
that explains everything
i thought my nostalgia had blinded me, thank you anon

>>376688516
Funny, Live Wire is the only Mountain Dew flavor I can enjoy.

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>>376688692
>Did that Citrus Cherry taste a little off to you? That's why.
It kind of did, I thought the same as >>376688835

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>>376688772

>>376688671
Marketing words, it means nothing.

>>376688927
>posting fotm sluts
shit taste fuck off >>>/b/

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>>376688991

>>376689019

>>376689019

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Have some food porn

>>376685687
>cohiba
Hnnng

>>376688541
>hes one of those ninnies that thinks MSG does anything to you

>>376689205
>it doesn't end with jack
nani

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>>376685687
Cigars are the shit. I don't smoke outside of a friend who offers me some damn fine cigars. I'd buy some myself but it seems like a decent investment.

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>>376688835
>>376688923
yw

top is game fuel 2016
bottom is game fuel 2015

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>>376689336

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>Blue Mountain Dew
>Cool ranch chips
>Jack Link's beef strips

usually what I get when I go to the gas station

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>>376678118

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>>376689367
This makes me mad desu

>>376689367
Yep Dew-SA is also 100 calories. A Coke is 140 and tastes fine, I wonder where the fuck-up is from.

>>376689367
Why the fuck does it need CORN SYRUP AND SUCRALOSE

>>376685014
Anything that isn't Starcucks is good

>>376685014
The kind you brew yourself

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>>376685063

>>376689531
how do you actually brew iced coffee

>>376688350
baja blast is the only reason I go to taco bell

>>376678765
Best album, better than Madvillany fucking fight me

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>>376685687
A fine choice. I have also found the Cuban Romeo y Juliettas are excellent for the price. Cuban Montecristos are garbage though.

>>376689565
coldly

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>>376689663

>>376688561
I really like their peach tea

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>>376689627
Mango and Blueberry are my favorite.

>>376684931
What the fuck why would you eat the head? Of any animal for that matter. It's all just bone, skin and nasty shit like brains, tongue and eyeballs

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My favorite is making a jug of sun tea and sticking it in the fridge, then just drinking a cold glass of tea as you please

>>376689879
well what counts as a head for a crab

>>376689503
to get it down to 100 calories so it's healthier, anon

lol

>>376689879
Tradition from a time when people had a shortage of food severe enough to be starving to death.

>>376678118
>gamerfuel

Nothing, you faggot. Eat during meal time. Don't snack while gaming. Drink water or tea if you must hydrate.

>gamer fuel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpt7IeycAr8

Blizzard does it again

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Soda is the drink of Christ, you european fags need to FUCK OFF.

>>376690093
Ah yes the obligatory "I'm completely opposed to the topic of this thread and have nothing to contribute but will make my autistic voice heard" comment.

>>376686391
>party time bros!
everytime

>>376690485

Eating while gaming is what is autistic. You shit up your place of gaming, you're only giving the game half your attention, and since you're eating, only half your control. You're always better off taking a break, eating, then going back to the game, than eating while gaming.

>>376690620
A good comfy game goes great with sushi or fresh baked cookies.
But only finger foods and games that you can take your time with and not worry about timing.

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>>376685774
Holy shit that looks good.

>>376690620
>playing a game
>become hungry

Eating something in response to this is the natural response, refusing becasue of some arbitrary principle is the autistic option.

>>376690848
Anyone who wouldn't eat that is a fucking faggot, yuropoor or amerifat.

>>376690848

It's not too hard to do a cheaper version of this at home buying slices of raclette and putting them under a low broil for a min.

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>>376690954

It's also what will make you fat. Controlling your intake, especially while doing something as low intensity as gaming is more important than satisfying a small craving. Plus if you time your meals properly, you should rarely be hungry between them.

But here's a gaming snack, if I must. It's dry, you can take a quick bite at any time, and it won't make you fat.

>>376685687
pseudo-""""classy""""

do you wear a fedora and a trenchcoat while gaming too? your pic made me cringe.

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>>376685774
Gross
All I need are some craft singles and toast and I've got a good dinner

>>376691134
you'll probably go bald soon

>>376691134
>some craft singles and toast
What's starvation like?

>>376691227
Why

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coffee and water is my fuel.

soda drinking plebs are disgusting. literal Boogie tier trash.

>>376691264
Crap diet

I'm not a scientist, but I've seen so many horrible looking gamers with bald heads, there has to be a correlation

>>376690397
>Soda is the drink of Christ

nope, that's wine and water.
you fucking murrican hick faggot.

>>376684523
nothing really, just water is boring on its own, nothing to it but... water

>>376691413
listen, nigga, if coca cola existed back then, jesus would have made THAT shit his blood

>>376691413
>posts that with an image displaying the obscene amount of sugar in soda
You know I THINK he might have been joking.

>>376689819
your my favorite

>>376690397
Actually, it was the "nectar" that the Greeks and Romans spoke of when talking about their gods, but they had no way of knowing what it really was.

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Ideal for me.

>>376691595
>teriyaki

>>376691645
Name one better fucker

>>376691674

Buy some from a local butcher. Or from native americans if you can find some. I can guarantee it'll be way better and cost less to boot.

>>376688234
I remember this from when I was a kid..fantasia was it? Maybe not.

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>>376691674
Real men eat peppered jerky

Unless you can't handle the heat, of course

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>>376691710
what the fuck kind of shit advice is that

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>>376691710
Oh, an actual good suggestion. And yeah, we've got a reservation nearby that's got some top tier shit, its just not worth the near hour drive.

You're all right anon

>>376691710
I don't feel either way about this advice.

>>376691779

Nigga I can tell you've never had jerky made by natives.

Those faggots are useless turds for most things, but they are the gods of making jerky. You can bet they'll have hunted all the meat themselves too.

Just try it.

>>376689305
it just leaves a weird feeling in my mouth that's all.
the flavors listed are alright, but fuck that dorito dust

>>376691692
Any IF/EF gamers here?

>>376678118
Ew is that some berry shit, that doesn't rep my america at all

>>376691090
>It's also what will make you fat.
Projecting.
t. 139.2lb at 5'11"

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>>376678118

Where the fuck are the cashews of chaos

>>376678118

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>>376678118

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this desu, a nice and light snack for gaming

>>376690961
>amerifat
irony

>>376693329

>chewing on ice

Get yourself checked out. That isn't elder god tier shit. You got low iron.

>>376693747
i just wanted to put water on the list

>>376693874

Well you ruined your list by being retarded.

>>376693747
figures absolute plebs wouldn't understand, it's an acquired taste. I eat crushed ice that I crush in a blender and sprinkle about half a teaspoon of salt on and it's fucking delicious.

>>376693947
>you ruined a joke image by putting in a joke

>>376684480
Is this Ted's Hot dogs?

>>376685010
Unsweetened peach herbal ice tea master race.

>>376694004

Enjoy your anemia and terrible shattered teeth I guess.

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Only orange Fanta.

>>376694190
>ice
>shattering teeth
You got some shitty teeth if you can't even eat crushed ice without breaking them lmao. Also I'm 6 ft 150 pounds, I'm not anemic you fucking obese manlet.

>>376694317

Eating/chewing ice is a red flag for anemia, and it fucks your enamel and teeth up if you continue to do it.

I just hope you don't actually eat/chew ice on a daily basis.

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Usually have it with a granola bar or a bag of Ruffles.

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>>376685774
Fuck me i have a weak spot for cheese, want this shit BAD

>>376694383
>bro science

I sniff gasoline, really wakes you up.

>>376694569

Google it then. Or don't in fact. Keep doing what you are doing.

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>be me
>live in Finland
>stores only sell normal and supernova Mountain Dew.
>Mountain Dew supernova is exclusive to Finland, but it's boring because it just tastes like raspberry jelly beans.
>Last year there was some Mountain Dew Baja blast for limited time only. That's what all Mountain Dew flavors should taste, you can't compare it to anything else but it's delicious.
>mfw I'll never get more Mountain Dew Baja blast

>>376691717
Prince and the Pauper my dude

>>376678118
FUCK PEPSI
JUST LET US KEEP OUR SUGAR
IT'S SODA
WE DON'T DRINK IT TO GET THIN

>>376692504
This

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For me its water - calorie-less, refreshing and a wicked sense of flavor

water for drink
salami slices and/or cheese slices for snacks

>>376693747
Those images started off as ironic, with the most retarded thing being shown as most enlightened. People started taking it seriously afterwards, because some people are retarded enough to think the most retarded thing is the most enlightened.

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>>376696387
This reply is worth one (You).