Why does Nintendo hate childhood friends? Do they get off on

>>376572371
Ilia more than likely ending up with Link. Link and Zelda didn't really talk or interact much in Twilight Princess.

It's some jap cultural thing about unspoken feelings.

>>376572534
Link was riding away from Ordon village in the credits.

>>376572371
Mipha was especially bad because they outright told you Mipha loved you

>>376572371
Saria had more screen time than every other girl in OoT.

Granted, her role was a tragedy, but she was still OoT best girl.

>>376572676
How is that 'bad'? her taint would LITERALLY smell like fish

>>376572371
But Ilia won, Zelda was almost a non-entity and Midna went back to her home planet

>>376572906
you know fish don't smell, right? They only smell bad after their death, which wouldn't be a problem unless that's what you're into

>>376573693
>you know fish don't smell, right?

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http://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/vaginal-odor/basics/definition/sym-20050664

Why are you so dumb?

>>376572371
They're Japanese.

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>>376573837
that one went right over my head

not that I would know a vagina smells like

>>376572371
That's just Japan as usual, it's also a fetish.

>>376573837
lol are you retarded

Same reason Disney hates moms. I bet the mom dies in Incredibles 2

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>>376572371
>childhood friend ever winning

>>376574656
image search only gave me >>>/tv/. Mind if you spare me some sauce Anon?