Who's the best mom in videogames?
Lilly the Skull in the first Grandia.
Jack is the /co/ version of Beserk
Beserk is the /a/ version of MLP
What's the /v/ version of Jack?
>>376330326
>Beserk is the /a/ version of MLP
?????????
>"we've only got 10 episodes to conclude Jack's story properly, what do we do?"
>"I know, devote half the screen time to a shitty forced love interest andJack never goes back to his original time to defeat Aku"
>"fuckin'
>genius"
>>376330824
he fights guardian next week
>>376329973
ness's mom
>>376329973
Peach.
>>376331487
>>376329973
>>376331487
having kids means you're cucked, in general.
>>376331487
Is this pasta?
>>376331487
>not fucking your daughter yourself
fucking casual
>>376330326
but I thought JoJo = MLP
Also, how are Berserk and Samurai Jack alike?
Berserk is a long running series with huge hiatuses between chapters. The fanbase is not that annoying, probably because they are depressed all the time by the fact Berserk's story has taken a radically different direction multiple times, as well as the fact all non-manga media of Berserk is absolute garbage.
Samurai Jack is a short lived children's series that was revived as a ten episode miniseries for adults. The fanbase has never been annoying until it was revived.
>>376331785
>The fanbase is not that annoying
They can't ever shut up about it.
>>376331668
Mommy!
Bayonetta
>>376331852
Did you read his post? So fucking what if they want ot discuss it. Its fucking /co/ they should be discussing cartoons.
And if you think thats bad you were not here for when Korra was first aired.
>>376329973
I don't know about moms but here's the best dad in vidya.
>>376331668
Good mothers don't molest their daughters!
>>376329973
>ywn get to have new thicc mommy sit on your face
>>376331743
Yes, it's from the anarcho capitalist subreddit.
>>376333818
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
>captcha
What
>>376334656
Nothing here but us trees
>>376333712
She is not molesting her
She is loving her
>>376335053
That is not how mother/daughter love should be!
>>376335515
>>376331487
Just what the fuck is wrong with you faggots? Why do you have to equate every little thing with cuckoldry? How the hell do you even make the connection between that and something as innocuous as rearing a child? Jesus, I feel like punching something now.
>>376336047
It's literally a copypasta from Reddit.
>>376330326
MLP is the /co/ thing, or was.
>>376335614
Disgusting! Bleh!
>>376333818
>dick
INTO THE INCINERATOR IT GOES
>>376330326
Drakengard or DarkSouls
>>376336270
This whole episode was embarrassing. Also, the shift in tone was jarring.
>>376329973
who do you think?
>>376330326
If by /v/ version of Jack you mean a series with a guy running around with a sword and slashing everything in his way?
Devil May Cry series.
>>376336613
>>376336047
It's copypasta bro. Also the anon edited it to relate to the Aku cultist, so it made me chuckle to read it.
>>376336270
>Socially/developmentally crippled assassin child becomes the love interest of a +70 year-old man, who is the only male she's spent more than ten minutes with
>>376336541
It's the purest form of love!
>>376330326
Kemono friends is the /a/ version of MLP
>>376334828
heh
>>376336895
All that adrenaline has to go somewhere, Anon. Plus, Ashi is a babe and Jack a butt blasting alpha male
>>376336895
Yeah it feels forced. Samurai Jack has the mind of a 70 year old I'm surprised he has a sex drive.
>>376330326
overwatch
>>376336732
First /v/ mother to come to my mind, too.
Genuinely the best female character in a video game desu.
>>376337057
Nonsense, it's entirely decent.
>another SJW samurai thread
Fuck off /co/
Now, who's the best dad in videogames?
>>376337404
Poison
>>376337425
Poison is a girl.
>>376337090
Have you ever been around the elderly for an extended period of time? I worked in an old folks home for roughly 3 years, and your average elder there masturbated 2 to 3 times per day. It was very common to accidently walk in on one of them masturbating.
>>376337404
>>376337276
>Everything I Don't Like is SJW!
>a picturebook by Snoo
>>376337276
> SJW samurai
https://youtu.be/qbnPx9yWDg0?t=30s
>>376329973
>>376336895
>>376337090
Mind you he's a 70+ old JAPANESE male. You shouldn't be surprised.
>>376329973
>Your whole purpose in life was to make perfect assassins to kill the samurai
>Fuck it up so much all except one died
>The one that survived ended up saving samurai from solving a sudoku and killed you
Is there anyone on higher level of JUST than her?
>>376329973
Lusamine, no contest.
>>376337718
>that nose
>relocates criminals to peaceful homogenous community
How did he get away with this?
>>376337261
There is NOTHING decent about this! Its immoral and perverse!
>>376335614
This was a pretty good read, thanks for sharing.
>>376338174
Genndy's a jew himself.
>>376330326
>Beserk is the /a/ version of MLP
what.
>>376330326
>Beserk is the /a/ version of MLP
no that's Jojo moron
>>376337404
Toss up between Nier and Riki.
>>376338206
It's literally impossible for mother/daughter to be anything other than innocent
>>376337919
don't forget
>becomes the samurai's cocksleeve
>>376336732
it still hurts
>>376338627
N-NO! Its degenerate a-and impure!
>>376338967
You know you like it!
>>376339153
go on
>>376331582
is there a name for these to look through archives for
>>376336895
>child
>>376330326
Dark Souls
>>376337404
Kratos
>>376339246
Might as well see how far i get
>>376339153
T-thats a vile lie! Slander!On a serious note though: How hard is learning to use SFM? I want to make amaricest SFM stuff for personal use
>>376330326
>What's the /v/ version of Jack?
Furi
>>376337404
>>376334656
>Overwatch - Genji
>How to Become a Pro
Don't be a fag, Justin.and finish your homework
>>376339538
I'm gonna need sauce before this thread gets taken down due to lewds
>>376339538
>>376339463Sorry friend, don't really know much about that sort of stuff
>>376339639
>How do I reverse image search
>>376339642
>>376339687
>not realizing I'm a lazy fuck
>>376339639
Nothing is really lewd here
>>376339642
It was a general question to other anons too. Thanks for dumping some of that incest stuff. I love it
>>376339727
My bad, this one goes before the previous
>>376339449
source?
>>376339727
>>376337404
>>376339908
>>376339870
reverse my man
>>376340000
>>376339730
you literally have to click one button
>>376334656
>cortana
>overwatch
>bookmarking a listicle
>incognito with nothing worth incognitoing for
>60 unread emails
Sort your shit out, Justin
>>376340000
At this point I want her to rape her mom, just so I can get some kind of goddamn satisfaction
>>376340095
>>376337919
>implying that wasn't the plan all along
>>376340095
>>376339915
>the Manticore set in ng+
What possessed them to do such a thing
>>376329973
>What are some video games that let me discuss the new season of Samurai Jack
Why can't you keep it on /co/?
nuJack is a little too edgy for me
>>376340254
That route was fucking bonkers
>>376340269
read the rest of the thread before posting ok thanks
>>376340269
I thought /co/ banned Samurai Jack discussion
>>376340352
why would you think that
>>376340329
Don't bother, nothing happens
>>376340329
>>376337404
>>376330326
>Beserk is the /a/ version of MLP
>>376329973
Going by your pic, clearly this.
Also did Genndy revive the series just to burn it down and piss everyone off? Cause the fanbase seems to absolutely despise everything about S5 aside from the first three episodes, which they masturbate to relentlessly even though they feel the least like Samurai Jack.
>>376340421
>>376340224
Who's this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?
>>376340509
>>376340489
First three episodes were a different tone, then the rest were back to the old Samurai Jack style
>>376329973
>no Amaterasu
How could you guys forget Amaterasu, origin of all that is good and mother to us all?!
>>376340489
Gendy only wanted to finish the series and thats it. And i dont know about the fanbase, the only hate i've encountered came from the latest episode. Even i hate it, i knew it was going to happen since ashi appeared but man, i fucking hated it when it happened.
>>376340612
>>376340415
but we've gotten so far
>>376340612
JUST RAPE HER SO I CAN NUT AND GET ON WITH MY FUCKING DAY
>>376331487
That's where you're wrong.
>>376331487
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
samurai jack is known to be THE most hung guy in the future, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an unspeakable evil", with gargantual thickness that would rival da samoorhai and the scotsman. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed ashi's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with jack barely able to force it past the knob, and ashi moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on jacks throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>376338382
Fuck off.
>>376340825
I didn't want to visit /v/ for three days anyway
>>376337404
he actually is a shit dad, but he is hot
>>376340919:^)
>>376341025
I GOT NO SATISFACTION FROM THIS
>>376341025
>end
you fuckin what
>>376341025
Godammit nothing really did happen
ashi is shit. PTSD jack was great and it all went to shitter
/co/ was right
>>376341262
What? Did you want Jack to have PTSD and suicidal thoughts all season?
>>376341025
you shall be remembered
>>376341336
It made him easier to self identify with, yes
>>376341336
yes. I wanted him to go nuclear and just slaughter people
>all these people still salty over Jashi being a thing
>tfw you saw it coming weeks ago
Feels good to not be retarded.
This thread isn't really videogames, though.
>>376337404
Never mind that he left behind a massive debt for Fox
>>376341412
>>>/r9k/
>>376341412
>>376341456
Good thing you don't write then with your shitty edgy ideas
>>376330326
>Beserk is the /a/ version of MLP
neck yourself horsefucker
>you will never be a mom who is raped by her own daughter
End my miserable existence already.
>>376341470
I think most are more upset in general because they think that Ashi gets too much focus. What's funny is that her character practically revolves around Jack.
>>376341617
at least then there would be some character development.
>lol lemme just meditate and forget 50 years of bullshit
>>376330326
>Beserk is the /a/ version of MLP
No it's SAO, and on /co/ it's Steven Universe.
Seriously if you don't like Berserk you have beyond shit taste.
>>376341712
>tfw will never get dommed by mom
Time to die
>>376337552
This
>>376342104
>>376341627
He might just be making a joke about Rape Horse.
>>376337404
Rusty Venture, of course
>>376341470
I knew they would either have them bang or have some sort of last of us father-daughter thing, but was always leaning towards them bangin
>>376342124
If she's not dead yet you can't say that for sure anon, don't give up before you have to.
>>376342310
>>376329973
IM POSTING HER AND YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME
Name me a better vidya mom.
That's right, you can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnaVTcUDQMA
>>376341579
Well, considering his last job was never actually finished, and his wingman flat up betrayed both their merc group and the government paying for them, it's easy to see why Star Fox might have ended up in the red by the time his son took the wheel.
Last episode was great I love all these edgelords that forgot Jack is a kiss show that is funny
>>376342610
the main character's mom
>>376342610
Literally the post above yours.
>>376342310
>>376342389
those edits, fucking kek
>>376337090
physically and hormonally he is still like 25
>>376342669
Fair enough, but that 80-year mortgage on a Battlestar seems like a lot to dump on a kid.
>>376342742
I honestly agree that it was a pretty good episode. People hate it because of the ending but overall it was solid.
Also
>they were literally on a ship
>>376342786
>Toriel
>Got 7 kids killed by her incompetence, one of which came back as a genocidal murder ghost
>Her own kid is also dead and came back as a crazy flower abomination
>Blames everything on Asgore, ruins her marriage and ends up living alone and miserable because she's not only retarded and incompetent but also a vapid bitch
>Lusamine
>Only guilty of loving her family too much
>Worked herself to the brink of insanity to save her husband and bring her family back together
>Raised two beautiful, kind children, one of which became a great, loving trainer and the other managed to befriend an interdimensional deity and become the wife of Alola's first Champion
>Runs a multinational dedicated to saving and protecting pokémon and exploring new dimensions to make contact with new species of pokémon
>Successfully created a man-made God that also became her son's favorite doggo
Toriel is a failure of a mom, as evidenced by the fate of her children. Lusamine, by the same evidence, is a great mother.
>>376343421
But she's cute.
Fucking finally.
I knew that if i stayed on /v/ for long enough i would not have to go to /co/ to discuss this show.
God bless this shit board
>>376343557
Lusamine is beautiful
Beauty >>>>>>>>>>>>> cuteness
>>376341470
Anyone who has an actual problem with them being together is silly. The problem is the awkward as fuck romance episode. Like shit, all they had to do was have an epilogue where the two are together, problem solved.
This shit just feels like they resolved other character shit too soon and ran out of things to do.
>>376330824
You honestly think Jack wont get a season more the way the everyone eats it up?
>>376338643
Post the full pic
>>376343706
Cuteness > all
>>376343421
>Lillie
>beautiful
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
But after actually playing Undertale I did kinda find Toriel a bit questionable. She didn't seem to have an issue with the idea of him murdering humans so much as the way he went about it.
>>376336895
I thought we where going the Ciri route with him adopting her like a daughter.
But this works totally fine too
>>376340762
Are you sure about that? First she leaves her first husband which emotionally destroys her son. Then she gets some black dude for compensation. The daughter of that relationship is forced into science work for her abusive dad. 0/10 terrible mom
>>376343823
It's possible it was a heat of the moment type of thing and that they won't really be 'together' afterwards. People are much more likely to throw inhibitions to the window after a near death experience.
Also note that she isn't with him in the preview for the next episode.
>>376336895
it's kinda like the plot of Leon the Professional. At least the French version which made the pedophilia explicit, as opposed to the international edit which kept the relationship platonic.
>>376337404
Does Uncle count?
>>376329973
>>376344283
You could have just said Vergil instead of being difficult.
>>376343421
>kids
I dont think their age was ever stated
one of them had a gun
>>376344479
It's a toy cowboy gun with no bullets.
>>376344474
>>376344093
As I understand it, she hated the human/monster conflict, but Asgore's plan to destroy the barrier only dragged out the misery and hardship for the monsters while preying on children whose only crime was falling into the underground.
The idea that he might have used the first human soul to go out and kill humans who were actually bastards, then use THEIR souls to break the barrier is pretty horrible, but compared to the plan they actually used, it's a bit better.
>>376344264
That just makes it seem like they'll have an argument or some other awkward separation. Best case scenario maybe jack leaves while she's asleep to protect her and she find him and forgives him or something, assuming they aren't planning to kill one of them off.
Honestly, the result doesn't matter to me as much as how well done it is, and I don't think the last episode was done well at all. I just hope it's a one episode hiccup and we can get back to resolving what's left of the plot.
>>376330326
This is the most MLP post I've ever seen
>>376344973
Literally how did it go so terribly wrong.
Everyone just fucking woke up and hated JoJo's one day in my world
>>376330326
Probably Breath of the Wild. Swordsman is thrown into the future where evil reigns. He travels the world with a sword that can defeat the main monster. Learns to jump high.
>>376345301
>Literally how did it go so terribly wrong.
Animefags happened
>>376345301
It got too popular, especially with the normalfags. That's a death sentence for just about anything on 4chan.
>>376340341What gaemu?
>>376344604
>that artist
>best character is RIP
>Jack lost the beard
the show was doomed after that single episode
>>376337676
TIME FOR PARENTING!
>>376346174
Why did you reply to a post making fun of mlp instead of the literal second post of the thread that was by an obvious ponyfag?
Pokemon Gold mom.
I loved getting these.
>>376329973there is a game where your mom fucks you?
>>376344474
At least Dante's actually there for Nero.
>>376330326
Persona 5, because /co/ can't stop talking about Jack like /v/ can't stop talking about Persona 5.