Ellie or Sara

>>376223352
Sara, assuming she really did sell hardcore drugs

>>376223352

None, I get a waifu/daughteru from a far better game than TLOU.

>>376223352
Sara cuz I love the Texan accent

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>376223698

>texan accent

Jesus christ it's like you literally want your boners to commit suicide.

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>>376223809

gormley

>>376223809

Wrong board

>>>/tv/

>>376223352
Ellie. She probably has more fighting spirit during sex so I like that better.

>>376223872
Normie boners get out.

they are the same person
plus not buying jewishdog games

>>376224104
>dude i'm racist lmao! xD

>>376224040

When Texen men have sex with their wives, do they wear ear muffs or ear plugs so they can maintain a boner throughout all her Texan accented moaning?

>>376224186
>Jews
>people
You can't discriminate against animals.

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>>376223809

>>376224028

David can attest to her fighting spirit.

Reminder that Ellie has a baby or is pregnant is TLOU2

>>376224681
Hopefully joels

>>376224773
who cares, she's ugly now

>>376224681
>>376224773
>>376224813
Fuck off

>>376225186
Nice one, Reddit!

>>376225186
Hey that's my legitimate theory for TLOU2, Ellie has a baby, the Fireflies shoot up Tommys settlement and take the baby and Ellie and Joel go on a murderous rampage trying to get it back.

It would explain why Ellie is so edgy in the trailer

>>376225503

TLOU2, now with story mode co op!

>>376223352
Sara has way better coach porn, it's not even a contest.

>>376223809
I laugh every time god dammit

>>376225503
That is so dumb. The Fireflies that survived Joel's massacre at the hospital, probably kidnapped Joel or lured him into a trap. There Joel got bitten so the Fireflies could show him what he did. Ellie found him and had to shoot Joel. Vendetta mode enabled.

>>376223352
The one that's alive.