Who would you main if there was an American musou?

Howard Taft

>>376041781
Teddy

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John Hancock

>>376041781
You mean a Dynasty Warriors game set in America? It probably wouldn't work since by the the revolutionary war happened, projectile weapons were very widespread and pretty much nobody used swords or spears aside from intimidation

>>376041781
Patton

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>>376042026
This

>>376041781
Presidents or any historical American figure

Stonewall Jackson from the confederates dlc.

Benjamin Franklin, somehow fighting with a weaponized kite.

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>>376042148
Dynasty Warriors isn't totally accurate, either. They could pull some sort of Warriors Orochi story

TAFT. Go big or go home.

>>376041781
Reagan with a pocket Tricky Dick

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this white man

>>376041781
Who was the strongest president? Teddy?

>>376042778
Teddy got shot once and shrugged it off, Andrew Jackson got shot 100 times and his biggest regret in life was not killing more people

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Donald J. Trump

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President Trump

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Press square to burn savages

>>376041781
Jackson. Good endurance and an unfair Luck stat. Good pistol and melee skills too.

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Jackson

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>tfw there will never be a """"historical"""" musou in a new setting and we'll just keep getting chinks, anime/game adaptations or shit crossovers

Washington would probably be the most OP character, but I'd really like to play as Tecumseh.

Paul Bunyon

>>376041781
President Van Buren

>>376042730
>incredible luck stat makes 9/10 attacks miss him

please nerf washington

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>American simulation
>Soldiers come home with horrible medical conditions and no ability to pay for treatment

>>376041781
Stop posting this racist genocidal bigot

>>376041781
Can Benjamin Franklin join as an assist?

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>>376041781
this guy

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>UK Simulator
>Niggers and muslims cucking your wife
>stopping it is against the law

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STANDING

ON THE EDGE

OF THE CRATER

LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID

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>Lightning musou attack
>Bed any females on the field
>Based INT stat

>>376043447
Stop breathing, faggot.

>>376043763
>>>/pol/

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>>376043210
>assassination attempt
>assassin brings two guns in case one fails
>both fail
>Jackson beats him to near death with his cane

>>376043847
>>>/lgbt/

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>>376043915
>>376043847
Reckt

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>>376043690
He was a warrior with a heart of gold. Too honest for the White House that he came into.

and a real human bean

>king George boss fight with giant glowing sword
>throwing tea in to ocean objective
>still has blaring guitar soundtrack
Idd play it

>>376042026
This.

Douglas MacArthur if it's made by japanese devs.

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polk > andrew jackson > trump > reagan > kennedy

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>>376043690
>>376044186
Nah. This guy right here is the Snake of the White House. Though I guess he's more like Solid Snake in his ideals than he is Big Boss.

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Would play him in a Doom-style game where you shoot up gays/transgender.

>>376044379
Funny how /pol/ loves Reagan when Reagan was the one who started not enforcing immigration laws because illegals were useful in breaking up unions/driving profits up for big corporations.

>people masturbating over Jackson

guy was tough as nails and a total badass, but that doesn't make a good President. He was a heavyfisted jackass and borderline tyrannical. Him and FDR are the closest America has gotten to a dictator, there's a reason they called him "King Jackson"

>>376044503
reagan completely fucked up california.

>>376044564
i knew he was based

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>>376044429
If we are going with U.S. WW2 Generals as well as Presidents. Patton is the ONLY choice.

>>376044547
A dark hero, truly would be the Cao Cao of America's Musou.

>>376044503
I forgot to add, Reagan was also the first governor to institute no fault divorces.

>>376044647
This mindset is why Democrats have controlled both houses of Congress and the executive branch 11 times since WW2, while Republicans have only four times. California used to be a red state. Celebrating them being fucked over completely out of spite is why they will never be a red state for a long time.

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>Does 25% more damage against female opponents
>Diseased perk which infects any opponent he comes in physical contact with. Disease is uncurable unless you have 100 plus science and medicine.

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Already a dynasty game

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>charging through Japs with your wheelchair

Best character

Jackson>Teddy
Fight me

>>376045249
They're both great for different reasons

>>376045249
Grant>Jackson, you can't even argue against it

>>376045249
polk > both

>>376045356
this

>>376041781
What is musou?

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>>376045346
larger version pls?

>>376043447
> racist genocidal bigot
> still Iives on land won by racist genocidal bigot

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>Play as George Washington
>Non-canon final battle against King George with cheesy non-stop rock music blaring as the two exchange rapiers

He already looks like he's been overdesigned by Koei.

>>376045509
dynasty warriors

>>376045409
How many assasins did grant kill?

>>376045409
>drunk irishman
>worst president in US history

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>>376043659
Thingken

>>376044429
You can look back to Eisenhower's administration to see the root of many of the problems we face now. He was the Solidus of his time, not Snake.

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Why aren't there any games about biblical stories?

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>>376045028

>>376045578
Fucking weebs.

Grover Cleaveland

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>>376045685
>no source or citations

>>376045619
How does that have anything to do with Grant shitstomping Stonewall Jackson?

>>376042050
He still shaped the entire financial structure of the country, even to this day.
That federalist fuck.

>>376045685
We keep our niggers contained in the cities. I know your cities have rich history behind them so they are important to yiu guys but we don't so we don't care. Small suburbs and the country are the best

>>376045813
t. 59%er

Reagan would probably have a lightsaber and space themed attacks, so I'd main him.

Or Andrew Jackson, I bet that dude would be the Lu Bu, fucker was immortal.

Roosevelt

>Charge up his special meter
>“YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR...
>BUT FEAR ITSELF!!"

>>376045816
chock that up as another reason to not like him

>replacing Jackson with some fat slave girl
I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY

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>>376046020
Yes, because the scottish highlands or some village in the bavarian hinterlands are brimming with niggers

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>>376046072
>His agility is 0
>Endurance is 0
>strength is zero
>tip over his wheel chair and (((Roosevelt))) is out of the fight.

>>376046216
I'm american. I'm talking about america

>>376045574
>"HAHAHA! THE COLONIES BELONG TO BRITAIN! THE WORLD BELONGS TO BRITAIN! AND BRITAIN BELONGS... TO MEEEEEEEEEE! "

>>376045813
It sounds about right. Should have also included DC in there as well. Cities in US are all minorities

>>376046329
And I'm talking about Europe. Do you really think that it's different over here?

>>376046307
>Not fitting him into a mech suit

It writes itself dude

>>376046427
Or he relies on CIA/Mossad support units and his playthroughs are strategy/command_issue based.

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>It's a villain did nothing wrong episode

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>>376046307
>be Nazi
>ally with Japan
>Japan attacks the USA
>Germany is now required to declare war on the USA as part of their alliance
>almost 80 years later Nazis are still butthurt that they got hit after talking shit

>>376046379
>George Washington and King George
>Solid George and Liquid George
I would even be made if Konami did this

>>376046643
>100% critical hit chance on female opponents
>>376046672
>proud of siding with Bolsheviks

>>376046412
No I'm just explaining why his importance of cities don't really matter to us

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>not maining truman
fucking deweyfags

>>376046676
>"GEOOOOOOOORGE!"
>"Ah, there you are, General. It's a shame I'll have to kill you for betraying this great country."
>"What?!"
>"The colonists took your side! It's not fair! It was my birthright!"

>>376046789
>attack somebody
>get mad at them for defending themselves

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>Imagining George Washington voiced by Norio Wakamoto
>Andrew Jackson voiced by Takehito Koyasu

>>376046794
Are you unironically retarded?

>>376044429
>>376045695
This. Eisenhower was the Solidus of US presidents.

>>376043421
>Canadian Simulation
>Prime Minister goes to United States for medical procedure

>Britain Simulation
>Get arm blown off by rampant immigrant
>die waiting months to see a doctor

That one guy that deployed in WW2 Normandy with a fucking sword.

>>376046949
>American simulation
>ban yourself from buying cheaper medicine from Canada so that pharmacutical companies get even bigger profits
>people literally fly to Mexico for cheaper prescriptions

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>there will never ever be a historical muso that passes through ancient history to the present day

>>376046972
Jack Churchill?

>>376046862
The events of Pearl Harbor were completely avoidable. The movement of the fleet that far into the Pacific was uncalled for and ironic for a man who claimed to want the U.S. to stay out of the war.

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The one and only

>>376047153
>blaming the victims for getting attacked
I bet you blame America for 9/11 too.

>>376047153
Did he also know about the japanese fleet on its way after he provoked them with his naval maneuvers and he neglected to inform anybody in hawaii about an impending attack?

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>>376047125
Yes. Thanks for helping me find the image.

>>376047254
OP Drone attack but shit stats otherwise.

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>>376047093
I don't even have the spirit to reply jokingly anymore, our healthcare sucked and then Obama went and made it worse

>>376044868
After California has their massive financial collapse and irreversible bankruptcy they'll vote Republican again. It's only a matter of time.

>>376047309
Look at your previous post in >>376046862
How else are the Muslims expected to fight against they're aggressors?

>>376047510
*their

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>>376047456
Just wait™, the HAPPENING™ is coming.

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Cant kill this bull moose.

>No punic wars musou
>No rome musou
>no ww1 musou

>>376047439
And now Trump is making it so bad Republicans are afraid to even have the CBO analyze it and are ramming it through Congress as fast as possible :^)

>>376047510
So you admit you think America deserved 9/11? Terrorism against innocent civilians =/= attacking military targets. America wasn't at war with Islam before 9/11. We even defended them like in Kosovo.

>>376047510

>How else are the Muslims expected to fight against they're aggressors?

Well they have plenty of options honestly
>Mutilate genitals
>run sex rings out of british shops
>oppress women
>dress up children in bomb vests
>cry racism about a culture/religion
>drive trucks through french people
>drive trucks through _____ people
>get angry about South Park

On a side note, this game needs to be made

>>376046874
>Abraham Lincoln voiced by Jouji Nakata

>>376045685
>blacks and hispanics are a minority!
explain this meme to me

>>376047804
>Trump is making it so bad Republicans are afraid to even have the CBO analyze it
Americans are basically corporate cattle at this point.

>>376047804
Of course America deserved 9/11. Deserves more than that too. And it also looks as if you're blind to the fact that the U.S. slaughters civilians as well.

>>376047608
Ah, I'm glad we can boil down something as massively complex as the economy into something as easy to understand as which political party 1 man sitting in an office chair belongs to.

Luckily for my infinitesimally tiny mind I now know that BLUE = GOOD and RED = BAD, so naturally, Blumpf is btfo

>>376047439
You must have missed the Bush years when people were literally becoming homeless due to medical bills.

>>376047923
>Ulysses S. Grant voiced by Junichi Suwabe

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>>376048386
>BLUE = GOOD and RED = BAD
I've got some bad news for you

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>>376048386
>decades of Republican ideology being put into practice
>it doesn't perform as well as they say it will, Democrats don't sink this country like the Titanic like you've been saying
>WELL THE PROBLEM IS THE DEMOCRATS AND GOLDMAN SACHS SO OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO ELECT A BILLIONAIRE WHO OUTSOURCES HIS TAX PLAN TO FORMER GOLDMAN SACHS EMPLOYEES!!

>>376048584
Decepticon's signature color is purple you double nigger.

>>376048518
And like 80% of those people had health insurance too.

>>376048617
Trump was a Democrat though.

>>376041781
Kościuszko obviously.

>>376046942
>>376045695
>Is a noble warrior at heart, but is played like a fiddle by puppetmasters and makes the situation worse
>As he's freed from office, attempts to make things right and warn people for the sake of America and liberty

sounds about right.

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>there are people that actually defend the japanese after Pearl Harbor
>b-but they got embargoed by the US! It's only natural they'd retaliate
>rape and murder innocent defenseless civillians
>get mad when people don't want to associate with you

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>>376048671
I do have a problem differentiating those two colors though

>>376048716
No. He had some moderately centrist positions before he started running, like being pro choice and pro single payer, but that all ended when he started campaigning and got even worse when he actually took office. I judge people by their actions, not by what they said 30 years ago.

>Another /pol/ thread on /v/
>Mods won't delete it
>board quality drops further still

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>>376048617
Clinton literally destroyed the economy by letting people who have no business getting a mortgage, get a mortgage, which nearly tanked the country and part of the world, and then only oversaw high growth because of the dot com bubble, which also burst.

I mean, do people think that the party of high taxes and more regulation, which literally literally hinders business, somehow magically makes the economy do better?

>>376048829
Agreed. The Democrats used to be the good guys. Now both sides are terrible.

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>>376048617
>he thinks the dichotomy is republican vs democrat

damn, it must be fun being so naive

>>376045249
Teddy would beat the shit out of Jackson and do a better job of running the country while he was at it.

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>campaign is a level for each president
>final level is trump
>beat the game
>A Challenger Approaching!!!

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>>376048617
A simple GDP growth comparison doesn't provide you a real picture of the sitaution, one needs to look at the the real GDP growth numbers which involves the studded increase of inflation that usually comes after democratic runs.

>>376048924
You tried trickle down economics for several decades. It didn't work either. Clinton also cut the deficit to the point where we had a surplus so that Bush could cut taxes, and look at Bushes economic legacy...

>>376048518
That's because of a lot of seemingly unrelated problems that have crated a nightmareish snowball effect for the healthcare system that can't be easily fixed because people don't want to deal with any of it, and when they do they actually end up making it a million times worse, see Obamacare.

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>>376044651
Not if Lewellyn Chilson, Jack Churchill or Audie Murphy are around

>>376049078
Trickle down economics is a lot like Communism. Both only work in theory.

>>376049078
Of course it worked, are you retarded? Clinton didn't cut shit either, he got strong armed by a Republican congress into cutting spending on various social leech programs like welfare.

The President isn't a king, they don't sit at the throne and push buttons that make things happen.

>>376048962
Do you not see the irony of using this logic to defend a guy who campaigned an won as a Republican, and is now the official head of their party?

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>>376049187
>trickle down economics worked

>>376045685
To be honest it's mostly because of the "hispanics and latinos are not white" american meme.
It's just socio-economical nonsense, like how irish and slavs were and/or are considered non-whites because they are poor minorities and a threat against the idea of whites as inherently superior. (why do you think Hitler hated slavs?)

>>376049274
It worked in reverse.

>>376049078
Uh, yes it did? Reagan's tax cuts saw not only increased growth but also higher overall tax revenue being collected despite a lower rate, the deficit only didn't shrink because congress then raised spending because they're a bunch of niggers on payday.

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>>376043024
FUCK OFF YANK WAR CRIMINAL

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>no European monarchy musou

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>>376041781
>not wanting to put the south back in their place from the top rope
shiggy

>>376049416
GDP grew because of Reagan, but most people's wages went down or stagnated despite their bosses making more money than ever. That's not really a success for me, a minimum wage employee.

>>376049321
Yep. Because Haiti, Brazil, South Africa, and Zimbabwe are doing just so well. And their leaders and oligarchs are just so filled with altruism and kindness because they have acquired great wealth.
Also, Hitler is not a man to be copied, but to be learned from. Anyone who says differently is a fool.

>>376049078
but didn't clinton just followed Reagan's policy of cutting regulations and lowering taxes?

>>376049321
European Mexicans are white, everything else is about on the same level as arabs.

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The one and only Gaijin Shogun.

>>376049601
>Abraham Lincoln is a grappler
>Has a grappler moveset and devastating close ranger attacks

Was old Honest Abe physically the strongest president in America?

>>376043724
>attack drops when fighting the British in the first half of the game then goes up and musuo gauge fills fast in the second half of the game.

>>376049654
Minimum wage is for teenagers and blacks, get a better job. Wages also didn't grow much, but the price of goods also dropped in line with it, so you may not make substantially more, but you pay substantially less for your purchases.

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>>376047717
>no Spanish/Portuguese conquest of the Americas musou
>no 30 years' war musou
>no French revolution musou
Will they ever stop rereleasing Dynasty and Samurai Warriors or is all hope dead?

> Character gets +20 damage done to natives
Who would that be?

>>376050278
Jackson

Geronimo

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The only winning move is not to play. Gun to my head and controller in my hands? Probably Jefferson.

>>376050278
Smallpox

>>376050075
I can't find a better job, because of neoliberal in the government for the past 40 years. These are the vast majority of jobs created since the great recession, caused by neoliberal policies. I don't care if the prices of iPhones came down when housing and healthcare costs have skyrocketed. Trump and co have offered me no solution.

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>>376049046
>doesn't know anything about old hickory
Jackson's life was a living hell from start to finish, fought in numerous battles, he's been slashed with a sword, shot multiple times, suffered from several crippling diseases, and everyone he loved either died horribly or betrayed him. He was near death throughout his entire second term but he never stopped working. Teddy is a fucking schoolgirl in comparison to Jackson.

>>376041781
>army of drones
>the biggest presidential dick
>husbando at my side

Obama of course

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>>376043447
indians genocided themselves long before he came

>>376049451
and we will do it again with California

>>376042026
>Bully! I've defeated an officer!

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>>376050632
>husbando at my side

>>376046821
>two hit KO super

OP as fuck.

I main Ron Paul.

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>>376041781
I would want it mixed with some American lore; and I'd main this nigga

Van Buren.

>BERSERKER BARRAGE
>BERSERKER BARRAGE
>BERSERKER BARRAGE

>>376051294
MUSTA HERD ME CLANKIN AROUND

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>>376051294
>Not maining the Swamp Fox

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>>376050201
>No Napoleonic Wars musou
>No WW2 musou
>No Opium wars musou
>No mongol conquests musou
Life sucks