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"I spent SEVEN AND A HALF YEARS at a special ed school."

https://youtu.be/CzUYPt0OAGY
Starts @17:59

/ourguy/ confirmed?
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>>376029668
>I spent SEVEN AND A HALF YEARS at a special ed school

I thought I heard it wrong, can't believe he said something so personal in this.
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>>376029668
I was in a gifted classroom as a child so no.
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>>376029668
That explains why he hangs out with Mike.
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only seven and a half?
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Is it autism? Wtf
I hate James now
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>>376029668
>tfw I was in Gifted and Talented (GT) and not in Special ED

Not /myguy/
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>>376030065
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>>376029668
Explains why his content was always shit, and why there is a small following on /v/ that liked it when they were younger.
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>>376029668
It explains why he comes across as such a nice guy. He developed compassionate interactions.

Also explains why he can tolerate Mike, Doug, and his fan base.
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He always talked about how shy he was, he probably got diagnosed with assburgers
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wow, Is he retard?
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>>376029668
FUKC OFF WITH YOUR ECELEB GARBAGE! >>>/trash/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
JAPMOOT PLZ MAKE A >>>/eceleb BOARD
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>>376030196
>he doesn't know
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>>376030586
Yes, this is from when Louis Theroux visited James in his childhood https://youtu.be/yTU8WbTbZMI
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that's how he met Mike

mmm it all makes sense now
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>>376030196
Yet you're on /v/ now, which is a special ed community for 35 year olds. WAHH WAHHHH
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>>376030610

>whaaa whaaa am i fitting in yet by hating on what other people like abloo bloo bloo
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>>376030316
I wish I was not able to become cynical. He's so nice. :(
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>>376030681
>average /v/ poster
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>a literal retard is more successful than you
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>>376029668
wew what. He was... or is retarded?

what is this.
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>>376030952
but he is a cuck so whatever
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What are some sources that prove James isn't completely normal?

He mentions that he has ADD in his McKids video.
The "No budget dream" college documentary about him shows that he is extremely reserved.
This video he flat out admits he was in special ed.
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>>376031048
Not enough info is being let out right now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oir0Q9DnOXo
Does this party animal look and act like a forever alone /v/tard?
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>>376030681
that poor little girl
having to suffer from a sperging retard like that and fear for her life every day until she is old enough to get out of that household
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>>376029668
this explains so much about why he is so fucking boring and Cinemassacre is total shit

unsubbing now
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>>376031048
He probably just had issues keeping up with classes, that's all. They go there for different reasons, like behavioral issues too.
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>>376030681
why are autistic females so much more normal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30T9jpXDqGw
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>>376031161
His cinemassacre 200 video he talks about how he never really talked to people in high school.
>>376031247
Alcohol makes some people more confident and outgoing.
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>>376031048
Didn't realize retardation could be grown out of.
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Who gives a shit? Do you suddenly magically think less of James now because of this, if thought highly of him to begin with? Pretty petty. We knew he had ADD for the longest and given he comes from the 80s it's not unreasonable to think that's why he was in special ed.
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>>376030065
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>>376031161
In the Rocky video you can see has has something of a clubfoot. It may be that he has a low level palsy.
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>>376031421
>how come the lower limits of passable human intelligence also appears to be the upper limit of female intelligence?
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>>376031475
>Do you suddenly think less of James now because of this?
Absolutely.
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>>376031752
>had to remove magically from the reply

P E T T Y
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>>376031247
DELET THIS
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>>376029668
Update with captions
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>>376031475
>Do you suddenly magically think less of James now because of this
Yes, I'm now aware he's some kind of a subhuman and it naturally colors my perception of him
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>>376029668
IT SURE IS FUCKING VIDEOGAMES AROUND HERE!
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>>376032635
>James V. Rolfe, the founder of /v/
>not /v/ related
It's literally named after him
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>>376032229
he's fucking tearing up
I feel sorry for him now
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>>376030196
yes
I bet you were "special"
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>>376032740
You're still not discussing videogames, fuckface. I've been in this shithole for 11 years and not until recently was he ever discussed here. Go market your e-celebs back at /tv/ and stop embarrassing yourself.
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He's good guy
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>>376032764
oh yes, now I know why.
doesn't his child was born with some retardation?
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>guy screams at games like he has torettes syndrome
are you really surprised?
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>>376031247
>james discarded his friendship with Bootsy - a guy he's know for nearly two decades - over a political comment on twitter
What a fucking moron.
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>>376030065
Nice one.
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>>376032764
>>376029874
>>376030425
>>376030750
>>376030769
>>376031410
>>376031454
>>376031475
>there are /v/ users who actively defend le angry Nintendo man
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>>376031410

This. I went to special ed classes in elementary school for a little while because I wasnt keeping up. Once I got to 4th grade, I was able to keep up and was removed from that class.

Most kids in that class were in the same boat, or were acting out all the time.
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>>376032939
>James born in 80
>Chris-chan born in 82
>Live close to each other most of their lives
>Bob and Barb fought to keep Chris out of special ed
Holy shit, James and Chris could have gone to the same school.
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>>376032884
>I've been in this shithole for 11 years and not until recently was he ever discussed here
As somebody who's actually been here for 11 years, you're either full of shit and just salty af for whatever autistic reason or blatantly delusional
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>>376029668
I know we were always just joking that James had mild autism but now he just confirmed it. This is such a weird feeling. Memes became reality once again.
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What the fuck is special ED school?
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>>376033112
Pretty sure that was Mike who did that. James's barely is aware of anything people say on the internet at all.
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>>376033202

>chris could've gone to school with him and gotten a lot more structure in his life
>he could be just a normal autist right now with an actual job instead of the mess he turned into
>they could've been friends
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>>376033397
>Mike: James, if I'm to continue fucking your wife, Bootsy has to go. He dissed the Trump on Twitter
>James: W-w-well if you say so, I've only known him for 20 years!
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>>376033241
The reality is that we GAVE him retroactive autism and stole his childhood and future out from under him.

See also: The James Bond movie Moonraker features metalmouth Jaws getting a girlfriend. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD remembers this girl having braces, it was an obvious joke, although the braces now do not exist. This is bigger than words or letters changing because it is direct, relatable imagery and even has a punchline.

The point is that James DID NOT have autism. We gave it to him.
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>>376029668
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>>376033241
>I know we were always just joking
Were we really? His earliest AVGNs he outright says "I have ADD"
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>>376029668
No wonder he loves fart and shit jokes so much.
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>>376033504
>the braces now do not exist
So is this the "mandela effect" or did they really edit them out
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>>376033495
While the cukc meme is unfunny and even /tv/ retracted it, there is some truth to the basic theme of your post. James probably didn't even really care, all he wants to do is produce media people will watch.
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>>376029668
I knew a kid in high school who went homeschool and then had to come back to public school cause his textbooks were shit and said god was the answer to everything. He eventually had to take the test home schoolers take and he flunked out and had to return to public school. Kid was shit at math and was failing so they moved him into a special math class. He told me all they did was addition subtraction multiplication and division and he would seem like like a genius around actual retards even though my friend was just to lazy to do actually high-school math he was capable of it. Literally the whole reason he went homeschool was so he could play video games all damn day.
Source I teased him about being a "retard" last night after seeing him at a hometown party for the 1st time in years. Guy is a clerk now lazy but not full on retard mode.
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>>376031475
No but it gives /tv/ some pretty good shitposting fuel.
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I don't get how there are people who are heavily into films and video games. Like you're such a giant waste of space it isn't even funny anymore. JUst someone that purely exists to consume.
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>>376031421
There's different levels of autism, that's why.
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>>376033868
How old are you? Why are you posing here?
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>>376029668
>Be Aspie in special ed classes
>Autists always causing trouble and fighting with the teachers
>Grow a loathing for autists
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>>376033868
Yeah, because you're such an amazing "producer," I'm sure, what with your anonymous posting on a Taiwanese Cat Breeding board.
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>>376033451
Imagine the alternate timeline where they're switched around.
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>>376033810
>even /tv/ retracted it
You must not go to /tv/ very often.
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>>376033810
>the cukc meme is unfunny
t. ccku
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>>376033358
ED as in education. It's where the kids with down syndrome go.
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>>376032939
>doesn't his child was born with some retardation?
No, she had a problem with the nerves in her arm when they delivered her but they got that taken care of.
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>>376034020
>>376034082
I know there are many people like this here who are the same. Be it anime or whatever your secondary hobby is. That's why you get offended by my post. But let's be real. If you have two entertainment hobbies that you are heavily into than you have fucking no time for anything else. You're just gonna switch around between those and nothing more.
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>>376033868
Space is infinite, you literally can't waste it.
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>>376034169
>>376034231
You must not remember the hundreds of threads of "uncÏ…ckening" and apologies after the ghostbusters shitstorm.
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>>376034334
>I'm such a fucking retard I can't be invested in two different things and still have a life

Good for you Anon.
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>>376033551
But he was in character then.

>this whole time James was reaching out for help and we ignored his pleas

I-I'm sorry...
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>>376034284
that's some pretty deep lore.
how do you know that?
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>>376033397
>Ghostbusters is one of James' favorite movies of all time, being a big 80s nostalgia fag and all.
>New Ghostbusters trailer is released and the internet becomes a shit flinging war zone.
>James sees the trailer, thinks it looks like shit, everyone wants him to review it.
>Flat out says that he doesn't like what he is seeing and says that he is going to sit out on this one.
>Media and the progressive left explodes in anger. They start a smear campaign against him trying to ruin his career.
>James is probably aware of what is happening, but does not realize the scope of it.
>One week later he posts a video where he reviews the Ghostbusters children's cartoon that everybody forgot, doesn't acknowledge anything that has happened relating to him and Ghostbusters in the last week.
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>>376034503
>But he was in character then.

Since it was an early episode I saw it more as he hadnt developed the AVGN as a persona yet and he was genuinely speaking about himself, as James.
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>>376034419
>You must not remember stuff that never happened
Someone extract this hothead
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>>376033202
>Live close to each other
No they don't.
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>>376034506
https://youtu.be/3xWMugmUs94?t=145
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>>376034623
Did you even browse /tv/ then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7_0-jidcTA
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>>376034419
He re-cucked himself last week when he admitted he not only watched the new Ghostbusters after all, but even liked it. James is no longer our guy.
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>>376034419
No, you must not have used /tv/ at all before and simply repeat what a handful of crossboarders said.
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>>376034530
none of it matters though because James caved in and watched the new Ghostbusters at a theater anyway and didn't even think it was bad (and it was objectively awful)
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>>376031421
>why are autistic females so much more normal?

If you look at IQ of men and women on a graph youd see that women are more likely to be average while men are more likely to be more varied, as in more stupid or smart
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>>376034836
Where did this happen? Source?
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>>376034913
Some podcast. I don't have the link saved but it's been posted in every AVGN/Mike thread for the last week. Someone will get it.
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>>376034875
t. never browsed /tv/
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>>376034987
I will await that then. Did he give a review of it?
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>>376034913
https://retrodomination.podbean.com/e/retro-domination-podcast-episode-100-james-avgn-rolfe/

around 40 min mark
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Are we just gonna ignore his shit taste in movies?
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>>376035130
Ah, well that's a shame.
Carry on with your memes then, I apologize.
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>>376035158
His retardation explains his terrible taste. That is more pertinent.
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>>376030681
ETSUBATSU

HAI WOWIE

what did he mean by this?

also poor kate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
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>>376034334
Who the fuck are you to tell others what to do? Why are you posing here?
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>>376034231
Not him but it was never really that funny considering the lack of basis for it. I did laugh at the Hancock cover shop for it, but it reached wojak/pepe spam levels of boring a while ago. People don't actually even bother making jokes anymore so it's kind of stale, and it doesn't have the splashability of Baneposting.

Anyway does he even talk about video games much anymore or is it mostly movies now?
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>>376029668
Well, at least his favorite video game series isn't Persona.
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>>376033868
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>>376035158
All his favorites are grounded heavily in his nostalgia. He even admitted he can't like a movie from the last 15 years. He's so stuck in the past there's no point in getting worked up over his choices. He's probably the only 36 year old on the planet with such a hard on for 1930s black and white monster movies. It's not because they're good, it's because he saw him as a kid and has warm fuzzy memories of watching them. Probably because after a long day at retard school coming home to watch some shitty movie and have some chips felt like heaven in comparison.
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>>376031410
>>376031048
Didn't he say he had ADD in an AVGN episode?
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>was in a regular school, but still hung out with and only made friends with all the retards because they were the only nice people in the school

Everyone else was a fucking asshole. They were all elitist fucks, with their bad habits and personalities being fueled and encouraged by their parents.

And then you had the 'special' kids who were a little slow and weird, but genuinely nice and caring people.

Fuck anyone who tried to mess with them, too.
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>>376034459
I said heavily, retard. A hobby that you do under 10 hours a week is casual shit. With work there is no way you can do more than two real hobbies at a time.
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I was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid and my parents never actually gave me my medication, I wonder if I should have also been at a special ed school
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>>376035756
>tfw got stuck in retard school because of a seizure
>stuck with people screaming and hitting me for no reason for years
It is incredibly relieving to come home to a video game or fun movie and have snacks while playing or watching them anon, you have no idea how shitty that kind of place is. Fucking pubes in the water dispensers.
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>>376035998
>I was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid and my parents never actually gave me my medication
>special schools
Is this US only thing?
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>>376036026
I believe you, I'm not mocking him for it. I'm just saying that's why he loves these old movies. He doesn't love the movie itself, but the memory of watching it, and over the years the two have merged into one good memory for him.
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>>376033112
im pretty sure hes still best friends with him, only that hes not allowed on the show anymore
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>>376035998
Most likely not.

90% of ADHD diagnoses in the last 20 years were fucking misdiagnosed.
I was one of them. I'm willing to bet you were too.
and be glad they didn't give you fucking amphetamines every day of your life as a child. that shit fucks you up.
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>>376035756
>He's probably the only 36 year old on the planet with such a hard on for 1930s black and white monster movies
You realize many of us who were kids in the 80s and 90s grew up with classic movies on VHS. Plenty of people in our age group love the classic Universal horror movies. King Kong, Godzilla, Star Wars was huge back then despite no new movies contrary to what Disney marketing tries to claim.
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In my country we don't even have something like a special class for retards. Leave it to america to have something like that.
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>>376036237
Fair enough. I do think he has an affinity for practical effects in general though, even outside of those movies.
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>>376036265
I was born in 83 and even as a kid I remember seeing a lot of news reports that my parents saw of the ADD "epidemic" and how kids were getting prescribed Ritalin left, right, and center. I am fully convinced some drug company lobbyist group was pushing this for mass profits. It was just kids being kids which are already known for being hyperactive af, and the trend faded away by the time I got to middle school. I haven't even heard Ritalin get mentioned for almost 20 years now.
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>>376035940
>tfw I used to bully the retard kid

Hell awaits me
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>>376036232
There are a number of different concepts there that you could be asking about.

Are you asking about general mental health diagnosis?
Or the diagnosis of children, ignoring factors like their normal cognitive development, and passing them off as illnesses?

Or the idea of not taking medication, despite being told by a corrupt institution (the APA) that you absolutely must?

Or the idea of schools for differently-abled children?
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>>376036448
That's because Ritalin is outdated, there's stuff like Concerta and shit now. All still amphetamines, just different names.
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do you guys think James asked for Mike's opinion on this video before posting it? James asking Mike "Mike, you think I should leave this whole special ed school bit in I'm not so sure about it..." and then Mike responding with the biggest shit eating grin possible "Yeah yeah, leave it in, James! Your fans really like that kind of genuine approach!" and James going ".. yeah I guess so, I'll go post it"

Mike's going to take all the chances he can get to claim Cinemassacre as his own and get rid of James
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daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacN05uJY00
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>>376031579
club foot is not caused by palsy
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>>376029668
Clearly that shit worked.
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>>376036517
It's not too late to make up for it anon. Volunteer at some place to help them out, negate your bad karma.
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>>376033202
>live close to each other
Are you dumb
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>correctly places BttF 2 below the other two movies in the trilogy

Glad to see he really is a man of taste.
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>>376036517
you're not so bad when you can actually feel regret about being asshole
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>there are special schools for kids with ADHD in america
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>>376036672
Probably.
Mike really controls the channel and all responses it has to the public for the most part. People come to see James far more though, I know I certainly do.
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>>376036893
So what do your countries do with retards then?
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>>376036689
>Without my movies I'm.. I'm nobody, really I, I mean, but I made a hundred
This always makes me tear up.
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>>376037109
they just go in with all the regular kids
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>>376036893
There are not special schools for kids with ADHD.

There are special schools for people with more severe conditions, for example, down syndrome.

ADHD kids typically go to normal schools, unless their parents decide to pay for them to go to a private school, like a Montessori or something.
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>>376037109
gulags
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>>376037184
fag
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>>376036689
jesus christ what a cuck
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>>376030316
Yeah, James seems totally ignorant about what people actually like about his content. He thinks it's the goofy faces and his vaudeville antics but his more candid behavior and banter is what people like the most.
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>>376036553
>Are you asking about general mental health diagnosis?
Yes. Like no one cares about ADHD in Russia like people cares in US. Even parents themselves. And most of drugs are forbidden here as I remember
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>>376029668
So does this mean he's retarded and has autism? /Ourguy/ confirmed.
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>>376029668
He went to a fucking nit-wit school.
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So is Mike also a retard?

Because he seems to be.
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>>376037184
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>>376037585
Ah, yeah.
It's mostly a US thing, or anywhere that mainly works with the American Psychological Association in tandem with all of the giant pharmaceutical corporations.

So I can see how it wouldn't relate to Russia, because Russia has no contact with those things, really.

But in the US, the APA will push out new diagnoses every few years, and do their best to work with big pharma to sell millions of people over-priced drugs that they don't need. This happens in Canada too, although the drugs are way more affordable here thanks to universal/provincial healthcare.
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>>376037754
I wonder if he even has a certificate to say he doesn't have donkey brains.
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How does it even matter when he went a normal school eventually? If he went to a normal school as a child and to a special ED in his mid teens, yeah that would be hilarious. The opposite case is coimpletely irrelevant though.
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>>376037809
Yeah we already knew that though.
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>>376037216
Pretty sure most school in American have regular classes and also a small special ed program in the school. My highschool had like 3 rooms for the retards.
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how many years did mike spend at big cock college?
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Who even watches this shit anymore? I mean he'll never be as bad as that faggot with the glasses or the spoony rapist but it's just boring shit by now.
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>>376029668
someone post the screenshot with the dude talking about how autistic james is at family dinners and shit
his wifes brother or something
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>>376037184
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>>376037995
He went to film school and got a degree. He then started working as an editor before becoming self-employed. Wherever he went to school, it doesn't matter because he clearly achieved his personal goals and dreams. Check out Cinemassacre 200 or his American Movie review.
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>>376038159
>RP shitpsoter
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>>376037809
he definitely met Mike in that special ed school
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>>376029874
>>376029668
In one of the earlier nerd episodes he just casually dropped that he had some mental problems, I think it was hyperactivity.
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>>376038198
>he clearly achieved his personal goals and dreams

Did he though? It seems he always wanted to be a major Hollywood director, not some guy churning out videos in his basement. He's hardly a "filmmaker" at all and one his movie was basically just a direct to DVD budget title.
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>>376038353
He always wanted to be somewhat of a Edgar Allen Poe of short films. He never wanted to make it big in hollywood, he loves b-movies.
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>>376038353
You should definitely check out the video that was posted in this thread (Rolfe - A zero budget dream). He wanted to create a cultural phenomenon, which he certainly did with the AVGN. He even made his own feature-length film, which has always been one of his dreams. Furthermore, he states in the short documentary that he always wants to have his distinct "low budget" look in his films, which he also certainly kept.
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>>376038562
>Edgar Allen Poe of short films

I think you mean Ed Wood.
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>>376031410
>>376033173
exactly this. and its mostly boys because were fed sugary shit all the time and dont want to stay still or concentrate on fucking directions while sitting down on a chair for 4 hours a day
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>>376031096
>a retarded cuck is more successful than you
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>>376038198
>He went to film school and got a degree. He then started working as an editor-
This is me right now. I tried quitting twice because of how unprofessional and unfulfilling this company is, but they've raised my pay in response and now I work from home. As it stands, I can't logically quit anymore since I'm making decent money and I can just play vidya most of the day but fucking hell, this isn't the future I envisioned. I just want to save up enough money to do a partial retirement and maybe work elsewhere part time afterwards.
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>>376038349

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgNHneZ6WM
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>>376038587
>he always wants to have his distinct "low budget" look in his films, which he also certainly kept

that's like saying you always want to have your distinct "poor look" when choosing clothes while on welfare
I mean, I guess you can be that way, but all I see is a sad guy in denial
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>>376039017
He literally said edgar allan poe in the interview. Because of his short stories, you know.
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>>376036689
>maybe I just want people to look at me like I'm the life of the party
>without my movies I'm nobody really

Fucking James. You can tell he was a complete loser. And when you think so little of yourself you end up marrying what he married...

He should also just make documentaries. Rocky Jumped the Bench was surprisingly good.
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>>376039682
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lomography
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumblecore
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_filmmaking

Sure, be all cynical about it. But just be aware that there are people out there who want to honor their humble roots, even when facing mainstream success.
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>>376035756
Go watch your capeshit you millennial cocksucker.
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>>376039682
Honestly, I think we need more of James and less of you in this world, no offense.
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>>376039682
I don't get your point. You can easily see James develop as a film-maker, his work became better in every way, including production value. What's your problem with him wanting to keep some of the aspects that made his early work so FUN?
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>>376039703
it's kinda baffling how a man who got popular by acting like a clown while complaining about electronic entertainment compares himself to a famous author, based solely on the comparison of the length of written stories and videos of a man shouting at video games.
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>>376040342
Because your voice probably sounds like that of the comic book guy.
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>>376033241
>What are they gonna call the next Rambo move, 'JOHN RAMBO'?
>And that's what they did!
>I feel bad, like I picked on a retarded kid or something
>'What are you, retarded? Oh...I'm sorry'
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>>376040342
He said that in 2002, about 4 years before the first AVGN episode was released to the public.
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>>376040342
James said multiple times that he is more proud of his more "serious" projects like The Deader the Better or Cinemaphobia. AVGN was a low effort project, where he mainly thought it was "nice that his other works now also got more attention".
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>>376039853
Why did he ever get married at all is my question. Was this girl the first and only one who didn't treat him like shit so he just latched onto her? If he'd have just waited a few more years he would've been surrounded in high quality puss. All those pics of him at cons he's surrounded by hot girls.
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>>376036517
sudoku so you don't make it wait
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>Ask /v/ for their top 50 favorite movies

>Harry Potter, Star Wars TFA, The Cuckhold, nothing made before 2000 because too old and problematic
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>>376040793
>Why did he ever get married at all is my question.
Peer pressure?
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>>376030065
God damn it.
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>>376040478
>James got put in the special ed school
>realizes he's the smartest guy there after all
>cons retards out of their lunch money daily
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>>376040220
as I said, I guess you can be that way. make your work look like shit because it always looked like shit. but at least it gives you high doses of nostalgic feelings and makes you remember better times.

>>376040064
we already have, that's the point. he is a sad man. why do you think the greatest memories of his childhood are all about cheap movies and video games? men like james are everywhere, fail everywhere, die everywhere. james is who you find around every corner.
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>>376037809
maybe
would explain MOYNCRAFTA
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>>376040875
By who? Mike isn't married, pretty sure Bootsy isn't either.
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>>376030196
Okay anon, keep telling yourself that they're different
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>>376040793
There is a movie where they bake cookies or some shit, where James is surrounded by his friends. His wife (back then gf I assume) was also around and you can easily see that he's a popular person in his group of losers. Mike always takes the spotlight but implying that James isn't one of the most likable internet personalities ever is just dishonest.
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>>376033160
Sorry you were born in 1999.
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>>376029874

Didn't surprise me at all. He dishes out all sorts of weird personal stuff from his childhood all the time. He was a weird kid.

It's really comforting to me that he's not ashamed of it because a lot of people did weird shit as a kid.
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>>376041020
What I was saying is that James is some fuckward who made something that he is proud of and that he enjoys, while your achievements amount to making fun of that in a thread on an anonymous image board for taiwanese cartoons.
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>Recorded Raymond Burr's dialogue on a cassette and played it back at bedtime

I was (still am) autistic as fuck about Godzilla but that goes beyond anything I ever did, it's autism but autism I can respect at least
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>>376041056
Mike is smart enough not to get married.. i'd like to get a 10th of the pussy he is getting
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>>376035756
>He even admitted he can't like a movie from the last 15 years.
This literally never happened in the video but here's your (You) anyway. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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>>376041456
>Mike is smart

Damn right.
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>>376035756
he said there's nothing in the past 15 years the considers great. Perfectly understandable since movies have largely been fucking shit for about that long.
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Reminder that nostalgia so severe like AVGN has is a mental disorder.
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>>376041461
He literally starts the video by saying none of his favorites are from the last 15 years. Watch it again.
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>>376041594
Fury Road was great. James just has no taste.
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>>376041812
>Fury Road was great.
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>>376030196
I got bad news bud I was in the gifted talented program as well but guess what our """"gift"""" was?

It was especially weird since I was also incorporated into the Magnet programs too. Rode the lil bus with the wheelchair kid.
Everyone else in the class would ask where I went when they took me out of the 10 student class and put me with upper level classes then bring me back.

Being retarded is a double edged sword when I was reading they put me with 8th graders when I was in 4th grade, science they would shuttle me and other Magnet kids to the highschool campus for chemistry and algebra with BIG KIDS black nerds put me on anime and would lend me VHS tapes of like super obscure shit like black cat m-66. Then in the afternoon it was back to the elementary/middle school location where I was in dummy grammar and composition.

To this day I still don't know shit about grammar. Still in college and working a cushy job but fuck me if I don't have to retake online grammar quizzes like 18 times before I can get a passing grade.
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>>376041889
anyone that thinks fury road was bad is either a retarded troll, or a dumb alt-righter that can't handle the fact that there was a woman in the movie

the movie was fucking excellent
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>>376041812
This.

Ghostbusters and Ninja Turtles were great movies, but for people who didn't grew up with them they're just two of many others.
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>>376041889
It was though you stupid fuck
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>or a dumb alt-righter

You realize this is why you keep losing right?
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>>376041812
It's not better than Road Warrior though.
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>>376042115
?????????
>i don't think the movie is good! HAHA! YOU ARE LOSIIING!
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>>376041934
I got put in some shit like that. I hated it so much I bitched and moaned constantly until my dad called the school and made them take me out of it.

It was 5th grade and 1-2 times a week they would take me out of class for an hour to go to another room with other "gifted" kids and we'd play with clay and talk about feelings and other gay shit, and I had no idea who any of these other kids were. I hated every second of it and just wanted to be in my normal class with my friends. Thank god that only lasted two weeks. But it still bothers me to this day, obviously.
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>>376041535
Damn Mike has a 124 iq? That is pretty good.
He has it all doesn't he? Hes decent looking. Plays games for a living. Smart. Artistic. Tall. Has a full head of hair. And a huge, huge dick
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>>376042037
TMNT is a little more obscure but Ghostbusters stayed a hugely popular movie with people of all ages. I don't get what you're saying with this.
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>>376042224
No, but it's still great. RW will never be topped. I doubt James will put RW or any Mad Max movie on his list.
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>>376041231
> some fuckward who made something that he is proud of and that he enjoys
being some fuckwad and feeling pride at what you do kinda goes hand in hand, don't your think so?

>while your achievements amount to making fun of that in a thread on an anonymous image board for taiwanese cartoons.
I'm not making fun of him. I genuinely like to watch him. But not because of him or how he presents his work, but because of the trivia about games and movies. he is an absolute shit artist in my eyes, and not by choice.
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>>376036865
BTTF 1 > BTTF 2 > BTTF 3
I'm recently gravitating more towards 2 being the one I like the most though...that first act is rough but once they go back to 1955 to stop Biff it's pure hype
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>>376042513
>>376036865
All three of those movies are overhyped muh 80's reddit dogshit. So sick of hearing about them.
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>>376041812
>Feminist Road
>great

lmao
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>>376042663
>muh reddit
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>>376042732
>there was a woman in a mad max film
>that means the action was not fucking amazing
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>>376042803
It's true though
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>>376042513
But it's that first act that ends up tainting the whole movie. While it was fun in 1980s to see some silly version of the future, it just looks lame and cartoony now and makes the movie look silly no matter how good the rest of it is.
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>>376029668
>AVGN UPDATE
>isn't even an AVGN video

Fuck off.
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>>376042302
But man is he unable to be funny
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>>376043203
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>>376029874
I was in a special ed class all my school life and never admit that shit in public. It's too embarrassing.
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>>376029668

I was in lower level classes myself before high school. It seemed I needed extra help when I was younger or something.
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>>376043320
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>>376033751
It's the strongest "mandela" effect of all because it is based around actual images in an actual movie and you will find no living being who remembers the movie without braces.
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>tfw I got put in remedial math class for 2 semesters in college because I had shitty classes in high school

It's still an embarrassment to this day.
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>>376042663
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
IF I EVER SAW YOUR FACE IN REAL LIFE I'D PUT A BULLET IN YOUR FUCKING SKULL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>376035756
>have some chips
he was definitely eating tendies
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>>376043713
Call down reddit there's no need to get buttblasted about your nostalgia flicks
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>>376033160
Mate, go fuck yourself. Rolfe has been delivering quality and entertaining on his website for over 10 years now. I don't care if he went to a special needs school. My two brothers are going to a special needs school right now. It doesn't make them any less of charming people. James has been a kind and fascinating guy to watch for years now, and his subscriber count and income show many people support him greatly. Sorry that you can't look past shitposting and see Rolfe is a great guy.
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>>376043097
>it just looks lame and cartoony now and makes the movie look silly
HELLO
That's the whole fucking point(they did come close to predicting the Cubs winning world series though...by a year)
Back to the Future IS Cheesy which is the entire point...even the first film is cheesy as fuck at points(Hurrdurr Darth Vader told me he would melt my brain, "Let him go Biff you're drunk")

The first act is rough because of how dark and depressive it feels more than anything not because of how cheesy the future is
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>>376034334
>That's why you get offended by my post.
I think the only thing offensive about your post is that you're yet another person who feels the need to insult and talk down to others to make yourself feel superior while hiding behind a computer screen. As if we needed more people like you.
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>>376043874
Seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP
You're annoying
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>>376029668
>Post about AVGN
>shows james rolfe talking about movies
>entire thread is about movies and his real self
/v/ everybody
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>>376040954
I just looked at the comments of the youtube video OP linked and everyone is just talking about Mike's penis. Since OP video is unrelated to Mike I guess this meme penetrates pretty much any AVGN video at this point. Must suck to have such an autistic fanbase.
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>>376043960
>"Let him go Biff you're drunk"

How is that cheesy at all? Biff was drunk and he was about to perform a rape. That was a scary and serious situation.
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>>376030065
What, a year per inch of Mike's dick?
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>>376044053
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>>376042930
>there was action in a mad max film
>that means even slightly touching women's issues in a post-apocalyptic world is suddenly a-ok
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>>376036448
All of the doctors prescribing these medications get added to "studies" and get kickbacks and eventual promotions. The "studies" (x dentists out of y prefer z) mean that the doctor is now legitimate and is "published". You are now aware the female General Practitioners are responsible for the lion's share of these diagnoses and prescriptions. The 90's female doctor equivalent of the selfie.

See also: Jews and Jewing
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>>376035158
>likes a lot of classic horror
>shit taste
I think you may be the one with shit taste, anon.
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>>376044032
Literally triggered about 30 year old mediocre flick that nobody under the age of 50 has seen anyway.
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>>376044093
Mike is blessed to have a dick like that
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>>376030065
holy shit
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>>376044089
How the fuck did Lorraine know he was drunk? And why was that the first thing she said?(it sounded like an excuse to make his violent actions PG-friendly)

And don't forget "This is wrong...when I kissed you, it felt like my brother"
Come the fuck on dude, Back to the Future is my favorite movie of all time but it is cheesy AF and that's a huge part of the charm of the movie and the trilogy in general
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>>376044170
You have to be 18+ to post here.
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>>376030196
GT was either another version of Special ED (for autistics, anti-socials and other assorted abnormals) or a way to milk your parents for extra cash (depending on the state/school).
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>>376044168
Only women like horror movies. It's because the fear receptors of their brain are so close to the ones for sexual pleasure. That's why so many of them have rape fantasies, because the fear gets them off. Also why they're often attracted to "bad boys", because that sense of danger excites and arouses them.
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>>376044170
>dissing Back to the Future
Kill yourself millennial
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>>376044380
He probably reeked of alcohol.
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>>376044520
Where do you think you are you old fuck? Go to /tv/ to wank these reddit flicks.
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>>376033160
Woah, I didn't know Milo was balding. He hides it well.
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>>376044096
If he really had a footlong limp dick there would be much more evidence than just such coincidental shots.
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>>376036517
I did the same to the autistic kid but he was an asshole, I still shouldn't of said anything because hes a retard but eh live and learn.
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>>376044486
Then why have the only consistently good horror directors, actors, and special effects people always been male?
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>>376044658
looks like a big bulge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsAwHYKRQXc
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>>376044754
because even nerds want to fuck.
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>>376044754
You don't have to feel the fear yourself to know what your audience enjoys and then just cater to that.
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>>376043959
>My two brothers are going to a special needs school right now.
>two retarded brothers
Jesus Christ somebody should have salted your mother's womb.
Odds are you are fucked in the head too.
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>>376036689
That's Asperger syndrome. There was a kid in my class on the lower end of the spectrum and his body language, and speech patterns, were exactly the same.
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>>376044954
I'm actually the most normal one in the family. Even my mother admits she should've stopped 1 child ago.
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Not that anyone's going to read this, but....

> James is probably referring to having an IEP due to attention/focus issues and being made to spend one period of class a day in the autist room
> New Jersey is notorious for doing whatever it takes to pass students through the system and not hold kids back or draw attention to bad students
> Gives (relatively) normal students IEPs that stick with them all throughout their public school days
> James meant to say "special ed class"
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>>376044394
Shouldn't you be napping in the nursing home?
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>>376044608
/v/ is for oldfags
post-96 kiddies need not apply
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>>376045056
He has a beautiful penis. Yes it's huge.. but its really smooth with a nice head
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>>376041594
you must only watch Hollywood Blockbusters and American dudebro comedies.
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>>376045056
Why even ruin the entire primse by completely going overboard with the lie?
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>>376045285
It's also juicy and uncut.
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>>376037585
So what do Russians do, just beat the condition out of them?
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>>376045357
It's his actual penis. Pretty dumb of him to post it. But meh.. if I had a dick like that I might too..
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>>376044520
Not him but BttF is Reddit in visual form. Marty's entire look is like ground zero for Reddit character design. Also Rick and Morty.
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>>376045357
>lie
>implying that isn't his usual tape measure
>implying that dick pic exists elsewhere
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>>376045446
>Not him but
Fuck off retard
BTTF is a fucking classic
If you're so obsessed with reddit then go there you faggot
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>>376045571
"Classic" is a nostalgiafag buzzword for 'it's old so it's good'
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>>376044121
You haven't provided a reason for why it's NOT okay.
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>>376045571
BttF sucks. It's as classic as Dharma and Greg or Caroline in the City, just drivel that people threw on and fell asleep watching.
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>>376045432
If it was his actual dick you would find that pic by googling "Mike Matei penis" but it isn't anywhere, not even in the various boards discussing his penis length.
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All you autistic fucks have no idea who you're dealing with. James will steal your girl in the middle of the night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7_0-jidcTA&t=422s&ab_channel=NeatoBurritoProductions
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>>376030065
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Is this video games....? No....? Then why is it on this board...?
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>>376045693
dicklet detected
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>>376045646
No, it's a buzzword for, "It's old, but it's still good."
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>>376045056
Huge and amazing
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>>376045646
>received high critical praise back in the day and does to this day
>it's been a pop culture icon for decades
>"it's old so it's good"
Get off it retard
Few movies ever remain this kind of longevity

>>376045668
You're trying too hard
Just stop
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>>376045938
>(((critical praise)))
I bet you love that one movie about the gay GRIDS nigger on the beach or whatever? Moonlight? Yeah it's great we should all go see it and purchase it for home use.
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>>376045834
So no you're not even arguing back but just go full ad hominem to protect your favorite meme. I'm happy that I didn't turn out like that, getting defensive over another guy's penis length.
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>>376031475
Actually that is how you know someone has legit ADD. If you were in a day class during middle school high school.
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>>376046150
You're the one who's so butthurt he has to deny the success of another man's penis and say that it literally ISN'T REAL just because you cannot handle being so inadequate.
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>>376046314
I totally agree with this. Mike has a huge dick. Deal with it. There are plenty of guys out there with big dicks.
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>>376046314
I was just asking for the truth but I got memes instead. You clearly are obsessed about Mike Matei's penis being huge just like all the youtube comments on cinemassacre. I don't want to know how often you have discussed his penis size on here and maybe even on youtube. Creating so much personal value for the dong of another man must be the cuck mentality that grows in today's youth. No wonder there is this James being a cuck meme with a community like this.
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>>376046685
The truth is Mike posted a picture of his dick on Twitter and it's big. He probably should not have done it but he did. Since then it has become a meme
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>>376046685
James cannot satisfy his wife like Mike can. This is known. What is lesser known is that Bootsy is bisexual and he was getting closer and closer with Mike during their LPs and eventually he came on to Mike and Mike noped the fuck out and ghosted him because Mike doesn't like faggots or gay boys like you and Bootsy.

Mike started all of these rumors himself because he will be the only one making videos soon enough and he needs his own buzz and hype.

His cock is huge and you are just a jelly manlet.
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>>376045938
>Few movies ever remain this kind of longevity

Redditors really are this ignorant of film.
Buddy there are a ton of movies much older that not only hold up better but are still widely popular today among people of all ages.
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>>376046828
This information would be wildly spread if this was true. The fact that you can't find anything about this anywhere means that it doesn't exist. I won't believe in the word of mouth of a random anon.
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>>376046971
>noped the fuck out
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>>376047023
It is widely spread news. When he posted it there was a ton of threads about it here
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>>376047023
>this information is not widely available
>but why are all these twitter and youtube comments about the size of his cock???
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>>376041195
What a shame /v/ is full of retards that haven't figured this out yet and actively look up things made by kids to get angry, e.g. retsupurae
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>>376030316
>Also explains why he can tolerate Mike, Doug, and his fan base.
kek

Underrated post
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>>376045938
MUH DELOREAN XD
88 MILES PROWER LMAO
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>>376029668
He's going for the sympathy vote. He's hoping that you will feel so sorry for him that you'll watch his vids that you'd otherwise skip.
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>>376047340
MARBY STOBB
MARBY WE HABBE TO GO BABB HOMBE
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>>376047179
Post archive of a thread when the pic surfaced on his twitter. It should be easy as fuck to find if it's true what you said.
>>376047248
So all memes are real know. You're just grasping at straws at this point.
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>>376047394
>Evansposting
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>>376047471
>It should be easy as fuck to find
Go ahead then, faggot.
This shit is old news.

>being so much of a dicklet you have to argue all day about the mere existence of penises bigger than yours
>creating elaborate conspiracy theories in order to protect your ego
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Back to the Future is a flick redditors treat like a kino.

Legit 80's kino was stuff like Excalibur, Conan, The Terminator, and The Thing. BttF is entertaining but can't hang with any of those.
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who /kinoflick/ masterrace here?
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>he went to a special needs school when he was a kid
I see.
What's wrong with this exactly? I still enjoy watching (or listening to) his video game and movie videos. He has a surprisingly nice voice for an autismo and I like hearing it.
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>>376047637
Yeah yeah, blah deflecting from the matter at hand. You have nothing.
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>>376047654
So what's wrong with BttF?
And no, "its reddit" is not a valid answer.
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>>376047773
its reddit
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>>376047735
kinosquad reporting in
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God we need another Hitler to kill retards including me because I want to kill my self and take other retards with me.

Maybe I'll shoot up a special ed school. Hitler would be so proud
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>>376047838
Not an argument. In fact "its reddit" means literally nothing.
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>>376047928
>Rick and Morty championed by plebbit
>BttF is religious experience on plebbit

I wonder if there is some correlation here...
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>>376048060
Neither point matters.
Why do you not like BttF?
I want actual criticisms of the movie.
I don't like it because other people like it is not a valid criticism.
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>>376048193
What's the point of the movie? Like what does it impress on it's audience? Does it have anything beyond sheer spectacle and entertainment value? That's fine, but not worthy of the level of religious worship redditors and other psudeo-80's nostalgiafags give it.
Compare it to something with pretty heavy themes to it's contemporaries like Conan or Terminator and it simply falls short.
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>>376040342
Or maybe he just likes reading Edgar Allan Poe?
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>>376048193
>I don't like it because other people like it is not a valid criticism.
it's a completely valid criticism, would you enjoy the same media that a child raping pedophile enjoys?
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>>376048451
If its a good movie? Yes.
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Funny. I always thought that Mike was the special needs one considering his really forced sense of humor.
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>>376048451
>it's a completely valid criticism
It's not because you're attacking the movie based on its audience rather than anything the movie itself actually does.

Dumb faggot.
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>>376048451
I think the general enjoyment of a movie is independent of you being or not being a pedo. Therefore, all good movies are liked by pedos.
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>>376048513
Contrarian for the sake of being contrarian

>>376048606
Poor, obvious troll post

>>376048621
Amusing troll post
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>>376048451
Pedos probably enjoy Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
So what?
Its not gonna make me stop liking the movie.
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>>376048701
Not an argument.
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>>376048701
>Amusing
Thanks. I really put my heart to the post. It's really fulfilling to see other people enjoying it.
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>>376048365
3rd party here, I get what you're saying, though I think you're over stating or over emphasizing the value of "art" on movies such as this. Back To The Future is definitely one of those "nerd cred" items where people from the 80s/90s have deep seeded nostalgia in it and also assume that it's a "nerdy" thing, and just worship it because nerd culture is "in" at the moment, but it feels like you're shifting some of the blame of a fanbase onto the movie itself as opposed to the idiotic fanbase.

Back to the Future IS a good movie. It's very entertaining, it's a light introduction--I mean babby's first time travel movie, and the actors are charming. The movie, especially for an adventure-comedy, is also full of wit and soul, with lots of little instances of great comedic timing that you wouldn't see in a modern day film.

It just feels like you're trying to be contrarian to me. "Oh, an idiotic fanbase worships and idolizes this movie? Then I'll lambast it for being plebbit" as opposed to acknowledging that this movie, while not the deepest movie of all time, is good enough that reproaching it will requires a really, REALLY fantastic thesis on the subject as opposed to just saying "It's reddit".
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>>376048765
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>>376045056
>uncut
Based.
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>>376048765
>>376049029
>no reply in ten minutes
lmao so fucking mad you silent now nigga hahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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>>376048896
I did not say it was a bad movie, if it exists purely for entertainment value then that's OK, but that also means it doesn't deserve the absurd praise it receives from reddit / numale '''nerds''' who treat it like a religious experience.
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>>376049805
Uncut and massive.
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>>376049959
Right, but my overall point is that acknowledging that type of fanbase is only going to doom you to making statements that will get everyone against you. I mean, I certainly have a distaste for the LITERAL worship Star Wars gets all over the place, but I'm never going to sit here and say "You're reddit for liking episodes IV, V, and VI." It just produces unnecessary arguments based on contrarianism.
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>>376036672
When mike kills james, he will end up having an oyacodon with james wife and daughter.
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So James IS autistic? I knew it.

I guess this story was true after all.
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>>376050441
That was already debunked, but I bet he does has some kind of disorder or weird quirk to him. I think he even admitted to having ADD.
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>>376044608
>>376045446
Either trying too hard while wheezing behind a half eaten tendie plate or literally born post 1999.
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>>376050879
>literally born post 1999.

You mean like 85% of /v/?
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>>376030065
I would chill with MineyCrafta Mike
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>>376050396
You keep saying contrarian like it means something. How about I accuse you of nostalgia? That's the only reason you'd so vehemently defend an old movie.
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>>376050298
>you will never wrap your tongue in mike's foreskin
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i went to special ED school my hole life. i remember it being embarrassing and made me somewhat anti-social for awhile.

but thanks to ED, i meet some of my better friends that shared my love for vidya.
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>>376050974
>You mean like 85% of /v/?
Pretty much, though a bigger problem overall is faggotry has no age.
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>>376036265
Most of the kids diagnosed with that shit are boys too.
Boys being rowdy has been a constant throughout the ages, but in the modern school system where generally girl behaviour is encouraged, boys are seen as nothing more than a nuisance and put on drugs to mellow them out, when whey they should be doing is giving them time to run around and play instead of keeping them cooped up for 7 hours with maybe 2 15 minute breaks a day.
It's fucked up.
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>>376033868
>>
This whole thread perfectly summarizes every single fucking thing wrong with /v/ and /tv/.

+Using reddit as an argument
+AVGN thread derails into Mike's dick thread
+Complaining about the age population ratio
+Petty arguments about movies
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>>376045693

Because it was posted, then quickly deleted. He always deletes posts, but it is real. The person he replied to even alluded to it being legit.
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>>376051076
Does contrarian not mean something here? Because you yourself have admitted to enjoying the movie, but yet you took the time and effort to point it out as not being within your favor, and even went so far as to state that it's not within your favor for being popular somewhere that you have disdain for.

Tell me, if that is not contrarian, what is?
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>>376051392
mike's cock is way more interesting than lil bitty James and his autismo rants.

The only legacy of Cinemassacre will be Mike Matei's long, thick, juicy uncut cock and how assblasted it makes people.
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>>376033112

Where did you get this from?
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how is your personal experience with people like pic related?
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>>376045750
because /v/ (and the rest of 4chan) is a big fucking lolcow that has their favorite e-celebs and they will ridicule ANYTHING they have, they do, they make, anything. Fucking housewives that gossip about their personal life every day.

It has been a big issue on this site for years, the problem is mods love these threads, and probably participate in them.

Bump limit because some youtuber said he was in special ed school, bump limit because some guy have his OWN favorite films list. Bump limit because he's balding. Bump limit, bump limit, bump limit. And it will never end. Never.
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>>376029874
>>376029668

/ourguy/ indeed
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>>376051558
>Because you yourself have admitted to enjoying the movie

I have not. I can see how one can find it enjoyable but nothing more than that. It leaves no lasting impression worthy of all the reddit praise.
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Maybe he was/is just a full blown dyslexics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBUzngDUOnk
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>>376044608
>>376045446
>>376045646
>>376045668
Why don't you fuckwads watch Rolfe's review of BTTF? It perfectly summarizes why the movie is regarded as a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZAUrPbqlLQ&ab_channel=reviewarchive
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>>376051678
does he have a meatpipe like pic related?

if so, i'd be special friends for life
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>>376051392
>Complaining about the age population ratio
It's a genuine issue considering the difficulty in relating to someone either ten years younger or older than you.
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>>376041934
Special ed is retarded
>do bad in math in the 7th grade
>retake that mathclass in 8th grade
>"looks like anon had to retake algebra, so we will start him off on algebra in 9th grade"
>10th grade - Looks like you had trouble with algebra in middle school so we will put you in algebra class this year
>ok wat
>11th grade - We will be moving onto algebra with you this year
>12th grade - Hope youre ready for geometry!
>its senior year and im already accepted to a college
>college placement tests put me in algebra

>graduated college a few years ago
>still dont know any math higher than Algebra

I know it was probably my schools fault but holy shit, I dont know any math at all. I'm not even bad at math, I just wasnt taught anything else for the past 9 years...

Im really fucking good at algebra now though....
Doesn't help me program but I can divide a check like nobodies business.
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>>376052000
I saw his shitty little review, it's outdated by ten years and far too lenient.
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>>376043383
Me too man, I only let a select few know
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>>376052124
>implying you need to know any math from algebra and up for 90% of jobs
our education system is a fucking sham, many many many many MANY jobs do not need a single iota of advanced math
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>>376051810
Even if you don't enjoy it, there still remains the fact that your distaste for it seems to stem largely from the fact that reddit enjoys it.

Not only does that come off as contrarian, but it also undermines your other point of "No lasting impression", which can not only mean literally anything with no objective anchor points to base that subjective opinion off of, but the average listener/viewer of your arguments is simply going to wonder if you thought it held no lasting impression BECAUSE of your disdain from reddit. It turns into a chicken and the egg problem when you present ideas like that.

"Did anon not like BttF because he felt it has no lasting impression and therefore was not worthy of reddit praise, or did he see the reddit praise and decide that BttF did not leave a lasting impression?"

And the argument ESPECIALLY falls to deaf ears as contrarianism because you're putting down a movie that did in fact objectively leave a lasting impression for a huge majority of movie goers, fans, and the like.

All you're doing is making it harder for you to present an unbiased opinion because at no point do you attempt to mask any bias you have towards a portion of the fanbase.
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So what's your excuse for not doing anything, /v/?

You clearly have a mental disorder.
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>>376033397
What happend?
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>>376045056
So this is why he is as awkward as he is and still has a cute girl. Ayy good for him.
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>>376047738
Nothing really.
/v/ is just filled with spergs whomst want to make a big deal about someone else so they can feel better about themselves.
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>tfw all those AVGN youtubers wannabe imitated for years an autist
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>>376052237
I know that now and I said it doesnt help me program.

Still lil anon would have liked to move on with the rest of his grade instead of being stuck in algebra for 7 years.

>entire grade is talking about how hard calculus was
>im over here doing 7+X=3
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>>376052439
>Channel Awesome is still making videos
>douge still exists
>Linkara got $60,000 to make a movie
Why did they have to survive?
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>>376052439
>rotfl
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>>376052439
>armake21 never made it big
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>mfw SJWs have been outed as viciously attacking and slandering a mentally impaired person

Is James learning the 5D Chinese checkers game?
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>>376052285
im doin your mom
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>>376052439
So was Jew Wario a Jew or what?
What kind of a fucking idiot uses Jew in a name?

No wonder he killed himself.
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>>376052849

k i n o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-faMPGg-F4
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>when the game you're playing suddenly drops a pile of exposition on you
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>>376052892
James just doesn't take the bait.
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>>376029668
I feel so bad about making a hundred plus cuck threads about this guy back in the early days of Cuck. Sorry James, you are and always have been /ourguy/.
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>>376052124
special ED in my country is bullshit and dying out.

in high school, we would learn things we were already taught in middle school for 4 years (we had to go one year extra in school beacuse we were special).

i basically learned nothing worth knowing for 4 years and they expecting me to go and find a job? a job even normal people cant hold on to? no wonder why most of us live on neet bucks or work shity part time jobs.
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I went to Beverly Hills High School and it was nothing like the TV shows.
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>>376053245
Mike Matei is definitely our guy.
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>>376052892
The irony is that he never even bothered taking the bait for that or acknowledging it. Sometimes the best response is the fact that he doesn't know what you're saying about him so he doesn't bother responding at all.
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>>376053679
Agreed. They're all our guys. Even fucking faggot Ryan is our guy. He's too much of a fucking loser autist to not be.
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>>376053161
jokes aside, this might actually explain his aversion to exposition in games
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>In the winter of 2004, Rolfe was involved in a head-on car crash with a trailer that was unattached with its supporting vehicle. According to Rolfe, no physical injuries occurred during the crash. His quotes from the wreckage include "grabbed the wheel and waited for death".[6]
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>>376053965
ha
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>>376044954
I find this ironic, because only someone with mental health issues would make such a big fucking deal out of someone being in a special ed class.
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>>376042224
It really is. I like Mel's Max more than Big Guy's, but the world and the crazies in FR are just so much more interesting.
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James is looking good these days lost weight and his hair is coming back
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>>376051758
underrated meme magic
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>>376051678
I was in the special ed, people with down syndrome act like normal people, they can be rude,really nice, smart, dumb ect. there's a lot of verations from what I could tell. I don't think they fit the label of retard.
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>>376044486
>being this delusional
wew
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>>376054368
>responding to sperg humble-bragging about his mother's poison womb
>making a big fucking deal
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>>376054548
I watched of the 'mid-series' AVGN recently (around the time of Terminator games) and I forgot about the Fat James era
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>>376029668
That certainly explains the Sega Activator Interactor Menacer video back in December.
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>>376054658
wtf is this pic
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>>376029668
where the fuck does he say he's retarded
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>>376029668
>Hey it's me 80's/90's kid I only like 80's/90's movies, music and games and that's all I ever do or know about
>I'm a walking, talking dictionary of 80's/90's pop culture but don't even give me something from 2000 and beyond because I turn into a complete retard
Well that explains it.
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>>376030681
>this is true autism
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>>376055486
Why is it so easy to anger millennials?
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>>376055297
most of the video he's going on and on about his retard problems
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>>376032307
Yeah, but you post on 4chan.

That automatically places you below everyone else.
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>>376055638
I don't know, mind tell me your issues?
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>>376043959
>having two brothers that need to go to special ed school

w e w l a d

are you sure you didn't go to one as well? also whats up with your parents
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>>376055297
@18:10 during the One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest part. Not kidding.
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>>376055776
>mind tell me

Oh I'm sorry you're ESL too, man our education system has failed.
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>>376047091
4chan was using that phrase 10 years ago and reddit copied it. So what, are we not allowed to use our own vocabulary anymore because of them?
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>>376054658
is this fucking real
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>>376030750
that's not the fucking point. he's literally a yutuber talking about movies you dumbass. oldfags feel justified in shiting up the board because it's le board culture, when in reality off-topic is board culture
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>>376056215
>trying this hard to fit in
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>>376045035
I think you're right.
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>>376056537
>looking for (you)s
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>>376056215
nah, it was just pic related
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>>376044608
To a babby like you, 30 is considered old.
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>patton oswald and the entire media attacked a retarded man for his opinion
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>>376055806
Each one of my brother's was born with special circumstances. My youngest had development problems because my mom got swine flu during a critical stage of pregnancy. My other older younger brother unfortunately got bad genes from my dad's side. He Has severe ADHD. I'm the only one in the family who wasn't born with some kind of disorder.
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remember that time when james asked mike "what's a harpy?" and when mike tried explaining it to him he thought it was "women playing the harp"

The signs were always there, people.
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>>376057143
>I'm the only one in the family who wasn't born with some kind of disorder.
You ought to get another checkup, anon.
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>>376030065
DAMN
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>>376057354
or maybe it was like a joke or something

i guess we'll never know
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>>376057810
https://youtu.be/q5mP_ISMuFw?t=11m27s
I doubt that was a joke.
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>>376035756
I'm younger than James by about 8 years but I know exactly where he's coming from, in the 80's and early 90's a ton of old horror classics were easily available on TV on channels like Sci-Fi and TNT. My background with those movies originated the same way as his only my enthusiasm eventually diminished whereas he held onto his in which case I envy him a bit.
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>>376052849
>implying anyone here knows about armake21
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>>376041594
If you don't bother to watch movies outside of big blockbusters, then I can see someone having that opinion.
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>>376057354
>>376058173
Ouch
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>>376058414
Sue is such a beautiful woman. I want to make babies with her
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>>376053747
I do like how that worked out

>Shitty movie blogs and twitter activists attack his video and claim he's evil for not wanting to watch the new GB film
>James simply watched the trailer and gave his honest opinion that he wasn't interested
>Probably only heard from Mike that a few people are angry at him
>"Eh, whatever"
>James leaves without a scratch from the whole thing. Didn't have to post some video of him crying about how terrible he was or do some retarded reversal where now he loves it or quit twitter.
>GB2016 and all the drama around it blows over in a week and is never heard from again
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>>376057129
Its the new metagame of the corporate and political world, baby. Did your product fail? Make a falseflag on 4chan and show your boss how it's not your fault that you fucked it up. You're just a hapless victim of hate groups. Keep your job making shit on good money, and rub elbows with all of the other cool cats in your plan, ya dig?
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>>376034798
>person simply refuses to do a review simply because the themes and general direction of said movie do not interest said individual
>WTF U SOGGYkNEE, U HATE WIMMIN, GO JERK OFF IN THE CORNER WITH UR TINY DICK

damn internet and their smear campaigns.
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>>376044747
>shouldn't of
I hate americans so much
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>>376029668
Im more worried with how bad this list is.
Damn, does he have awful taste when it comes to movies.
He just judges them on whether or not he "liked it" when he first watched it, he dosntt values the script, camera work or editing, he just picks something at random that just colored by nostalgia.

No wonder he never made it as a movie maker.
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>>376031579
https://youtu.be/v7poR6G3hec?t=382

6:22

Holy shit, what's wrong with his feet? Can any medfags here tell us?
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>>376043232
Everyone has a weakness. He just needs to stop being in denial about it
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>>376029668
Wow, the search is truly over. We finally found /ourguy/.
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>>376031579
>>376059354
woah he looks so fuckin bow legged there
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>>376059354
what the... FUCK
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>>376059256
>/v/ faggot thinks he knows anything about movies

I can guarantee your favorite movies are Harry Potter and a good assortment of capeshit.
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>>376059256
did you even watch the video? he even specifically said it's his subjective personal list and isn't at all about the actual films quality

pay attention faggot
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I spent all 4 years of high school in special ed
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>>376059601
>complaining about capeshit while posting one of the most normalfaggy movies of all time
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>>376059740
And now you get to spend the rest of your life on /v/.
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>>376059354
What the fuck
Well it's not noticeable in any other videos, did he get it fixed? Surgery?
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>>376059820
thanks doc
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>>376059354
wait a minute what the fuck I've seen this video before and never noticed this
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>>376059792
Nice try you sack of shit. T2 is much MUCH more mainstream and popular among normies than T1. Many people will tell you to even skip it in favor of T2.
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>>376059354

are you guys talking about how his right leg is like twisting weirdly to the side?
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>>376040645
>The Deader the Better
Sounds like a movie of great intellectual depth
>>
>>376052660
You ever seen Doug do something unscripted? That nigger is autistic as /v/.
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>>376059806
I'm 32 now, went to a relatively good college on a football scholarship. When it was clear I wasn't good enough to get drafted by the NFL I got a bullshit degree and pull down 80k/yr. Really the best out come I could get,
>>
Some post the Mike pic. You know the one.
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>>376060010
Yeah, exactly. His foot almost twists 90 degrees to the side.
>>
>tfw almost got sent to a special ed school because i was shit at math
>everyone at that school does meth
i still don't know how i avoided it
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>>376059354
saved for future avgn threads
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>>376060093
good for you anon, what position did you play?
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>>376060419
Why?
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>>376060419
Holy shit how did I never notice this?
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>>376060426
tight end
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>>376060280
and no i did not make a typo
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>>376060419
But this isn't an AVGN thread.
>>
>>376035756
>after a long day at retard school coming home to watch some shitty movie and have some chips felt like heaven in comparison
i dont know about you but that sounds pretty good to me. maybe I'm just old fashioned in thinking.
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>>376059972
>no i dont watch that normalfag movie i watch THIS normalfag movie
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>>376057354
>doesn't know what a harpy is
>doesn't know what a scythe is
>thinks Lincoln founded America
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>>376052010
I shit like that. Not so much these days as I do it at work and don't want to just take my jeans right off, but it's the natural way. The shit has nowhere to hide. Just make sure you don't lean too far back and shit on the seat, also be prepared to block a few toilets with the sheer proficiency of your turdmaking.
>>
>>376036395
thats because your entire country is retarded, Paco.
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>>376060684
Normies don't watch anything made before 2000
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>>376060887
maybe he meant that lincoln was the founder of modern, united america?
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>>376059972
>look how hipe and counter culture I am by likening the film that is 10% less normie than it's sequel

How can people stand you irl?
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>>376060967
>Normies
it's called "normalfags", at least now i know why you're so retarded
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>>376060684
Are you really gonna deny T1 and 2 are masterpieces at what their respective genres? Whereas no capeshit is a masterpiece at anything except marketing.
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>>376060967
how underage are you exactly?
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>>376061069
>implying i said either t1 or t2 are bad movies
>implying something being for normalfags means it's bad
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>>376055638
Because they don't know how to make anything good and they're bitter.
>>
>>376061128
Speak for yourself. Name a movie you've watched made before you were born.
Exactly.
>>
>>376061004
No, he didn't think about it that deeply.
>>
>>376061158
>implying something being for normalfags means it's bad

that's capeshit
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>>376061278
>normalfags
>capeshit
Obvious troll is obvious
>>
>>376061374
really hope you don't think those movies are for comic autists because those are the last people they appeal to (with good reason)
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>>376060419
james adventures continues
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>>376061548
It's definitely less noticeable here, maybe he did physical therapy for it or it's just when running up stairs?
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>>376044053
Link to vid???
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>>376061374
Capeshit is for normalfags 100%.
>>
>>376061548
He probably sprained it while he was destroying all that pussy from his adoring fangirls.
>>
>>376061492
why would a normalfag who only has 2 hours of free time a day after working an 8 hour job with a 2 hour commute, who has to get home, make dinner, take care of his kid, post-work shower and other grooming, etc. go see a fucking movie about nerdy fucking superhero shit for literal children?
>>
>>376060419
>>376061548
>tfw I walk like that too
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>>376061053
It's no surprise you wouldn't like those movies since they go beyond your cutoff of quality (2000 - 2007)
>>
>>376061772
Anon, you have the autisms
>>
>>376061769
Have you fucking seen the people who watch capeshit?
Do you really think they make billions of dollars from dedicated nerds?
>>
>>376061769
>Lord of The Rings
>Harry Potter
>[teen rebellion film of the season]
>But Superheroes? TOO WEIRD!
You gotta be 45 or 15 to suggest super hero stuff isn't normal as hell.
>>
>>376029668
>trying to shit on james
you kids are the fucking worse
>>
The death of Cinemassacre will be traced back to the day that Mike got rid of Bootsy because of his own envy

It's been crashing down like a fucking rocket ship
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>>376061189
>Name a movie you've watched made before you were born.
Alien
OT Star Wars
Battlestar Galactica
Labyrinth
Clockwork Orange
The Producers
Apocalypse Now
Jaws
Halloween
And I'm sure many more Im not thinking of. They were all watch with friend in HS and college.

Are we done now listing to your projection of how you think everything works kiddo?
>>
>>376061904
Nerds are the one actually buying their shit.
>>
>>376061189
>Name a movie you've watched made before you were born.
pretty sure moist people have seen plenty of films that were made before they were born since OT Star Wars is a top seller and the fucking Golden Girls and A team are a top streamers for Hulu and Netflix.
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>>376061548
>run combined with the bald spot
Can't wait for Daniel Day Lewis to play him in the biopic.
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>>376062387
No they aren't.
Nerds hate the movies cause they aren't like the comics.
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>>376061189
>Speak for yourself. Name a movie you've watched made before you were born.
>thinking most people haven't watch the old 70s and 80s horror movies
>thinking most people havent watch the old Star War films
Oh kid, you have no idea how underage that makes you at least in the brain
>>
>>376033504
I GOT BOXES FULL OF BRACES
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>>376062720
>thinking most people haven't watch the old 70s and 80s horror movies
>he thinks a good 80% of /v/ have watched anything predating 1997 at best
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>yfw he passed his birth defect onto his daughter and that's what all the mystery about her birth was about
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>>376063043
According to James it was the doctor using the pincer or whatever the fucking thing's called trying to pull her out.
But still, after that, he goes and has ANOTHER kid?? Use a fucking condom Jimmy, your landwhale wife probably barely feels you in there anyway. Fuck sake bruv.
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>>376063043
>daughters
fixed
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>>376062973
Nice try sperg but we were talking about "Normies"
>>376060967
I don't expect most fags here to read or watch anything because you by majority find game plots and lore "good" when they are either at best just ripping off better films and novels or at worse just a fan fiction writer trying his had at games.
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>>376062387
>>376061374
>>376061492
>mfw people on this don't even know what normal people look like
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>>376063207
>>376063219
Wait, he had another? And now I'm legit wondering how he maneuvers during sex with those feet/legs
>>
>>376058583
I wonder what would happen if more people realized that "Eh, whatever" was an ok way to let this type of crap blow over.
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>>376063207
James should've sued that hospital for tens of millions. But being a cucklord he probably just accepted their apology and paid them more to fix his kid.
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>>376063429
april is pregnant , check his twitter
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