HALF AN EPISODE SPENT ON A TALK ABOUT TAXES WITH AN NPC. The

How bout you play the games instead or pirate a quality tv show instead of shitting up the board with lets plays kid.

To be honest the only reason why I listen to their LPs, not watch, is because of their ridiculous conversations about life and commentary about the game. Sometimes I'll look over at the monitor to get the context of their conversation.

Really, I'm just here for the Matt and Pat bullshit.

If you want to see people LP a game I don't know why the fuck you're even watching. That's why I don't watch the Dark Souls LPs because there's no point watching someone fucking suck so hard with zero good commentary.

>>375960884
you better get the fuck out of my thread if you know what's good for you

>people would rather watch someone play a video game than play it themselves
Generation Z was a huge mistake. YouTube threads are pure cancer.

>>375961329
>tripfag

No John, you are the cancer

>>375961607
>not knowing what the difference between a tripcode and filling in the name field
No, anon, you are the newfag. There's no way you're over 18.

>>375961329
I wish I could play it, but alas I am a PCfag. However, I've been recently considering to purchase a PS4 Pro.

>>375961707
touchy, are we?

>>375960664
>The fuck happened to "we'll be doing side quests off-screen"?
>stream a Yakuza game
>leave the best parts of the game off stream
They realized their mistake apparently.

>tfw that is their only currently entertaining LP because Yakuza is funny enough by itself

Why even play with Matt tho
Woolie is always better for weeb games.

>they got so buttmad that they cancelled their persona playthrough
They're even allowed to play up to almost the end now

>>375962151
>Night in the Woods

Good to know I have videos I can skip watching.

>>375962635
You can bet your ass that Matt forced Woolie to sit through that tumblr memefest

>>375960664
I want them to do the sidequests. Fuck off, faggot. If you don't like it go read a goddamn book you shitty little idiot.

>>375962151
Recently, I've been unable to stand Woolie. Especially with part 72 of the DS LP.
He hits Siegmeyer and fails the side quest. Apparently, according to Woolie on Twitter, it was "completely unexpected" and wasn't his fault. That and constantly trying to tell us that he's morally better than Lautrec.

TL;DR I bitch about a random black guy.

>>375962727
Those are shitty things to bitch about. Who the hell watches SBFP to see games played well?

>>375962727
>tl;dr for two lines of text

>>375962924
It's not about playing the games well, I don't care about them failing shit. It just annoys me on how much Woolie defends himself on something that's clearly false.
You can't say you're morally better than Lautrec, when you attempted to kill someone just for boob jiggles (Gwynevere. Keep in mind that Woolie wasn't aware that she was an illusion.)

>>375962713
>tumblr memefest

The fuck? It's just a visual novel passing itself as a game, there is nothing tumblr about it.

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>>375960664
>people actively spend all the time of an episode staring at the screen instead of keeping them as background noise
I can't even

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>>375963075
>being this upset over morality within a vidya
I've gone 2 years without looking at anything the SBF say on Twitter. What the fuck is wrong with your brain that you can't do the same?

>>375962727
To be fair Woolie always turn his character around so he doesnt accidently hit a button and attack the NPC.
Why he needs to do that I dont know but at least he tried to prevent it.
Maybe its some anxiety problem he has or something.

Pat shitting on Melee is some funny shit

>>375960664
>it's gonna be long

Good. I like Yakuza, i wish lets plays like classic Resi could also go on and on. Fuck it, i will be thier normie piece of shit, call the cops.

>>375961036
Fucking this. Shit might as well be a podcast to me.

>>375963448
He's a dumb nigger that can't tell left from right.

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Matt is fucking ruining the Yakuza 0 playthrough, fuck me. I'd rather have Woolie be oblivious the entire game and just go 'YOOO' occasionally rather than that fucking manchild.

>>375961329
Woah woah woah anon no. I have already finished Yakuza 0, i only watch games i myself have finished i just want their running commentry on stuff i know and love.

My two favorite lets plays of Resident evil 2 are thiers and DSP's. I dont want to watch a perfect lets play, i want to hear clowns goof off on games i love with inside jokes

>>375963448
Eh, I didn't mind it that much. This quest is pretty easy to fail if you don't know exactly what to do. Can't blame him. Overall I enjoyed their DaS playthrough. It went pretty smoothly for most of it.

>>375963803
How so? I always find matt laughs at just the right time to thr clearly ubsurd. Its infectious.

>>375963803
Are you telling me you don't like him saying "Yakoozies" every five fucking seconds? That's just crazy.

>>375960664
are taxes in canada really that bad?

>>375963441
>If you use Twitter and follow a channel you like, you're mentally damaged.
A+ logic.
As I've tried to state many times, it's not about "MUH MORALITY", it's about how Woolie defends literally everything he does & how often he does it.
The fact that he feels the need to defend himself within every single part for at least one fourth of the video, tends to get annoying.

>>375963448
Yeah, that is true. Although, it is indeed quite weird that he doesn't trust himself to not attack a NPC right in front of him.
In the scenario of Siegmeyer, Woolie was just going nuts with spamming R1 and spinning around like an idiot. Kek.

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>>375960664
>watching a Let's Play of the game instead of playing it yourself at your own pace

Serves you right.

>>375964092
Yes.

>>375963772
I completely forgot about that fact. Does he still fucking struggle with the difference? IS HE WORSE THAN KNUCKLES!?

>>375964249
He literally does the exact same thing Knuckles does in Sonic Boom to tell left from right.

>>375964182
Surley no one watches these till they have finished the game? I do.

>this is how PCfags get to experience games

Wew

>>375964436
Dumb smelly Reddit scum.

>>375964402
Oh right, I also forgot about that. Shit.

>>375963803
I feel this LP would have benefitted from having all 3 friends

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>watched a best friends LP with Matt in it
>complaining that it's bad

It's like putting your hand on a stove and complaining that it burned you.

Reminder that Pat is ALWAYS wrong about everything:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z9d4RQLCdN8hOwzpKY23cFVb43c8Zm_goHX2I9cqjlg/htmlview

>>375962289
>wanting hours of Hank Hill jokes that got old in the first episode and Pat name dropping shit he knows nothing about except from what he read on wiki articles
DUDE PHILEMON, OLD SMT GAMES ARE ARCHAIC AS HELL BUT I TOTALLY PLAYED P1/2

>>375965653
not about melee

New Pat and Woolie LP when?

RIP Dark Souls

>>375963803
>It's a I hate matt but still watch 2bfp
Nigga you are stupid. A proper retard.

I fucking hated that Dark Souls LP with a passion. Pat is actually DSP levels of retarded.

>>375960664

but the sidequests in zero are so fucking absurd that it enhances the main game. I Dont even remember what the plot is half the time but I don't care when I get japanese deadly premonition

>>375967019
Deadly Premonition is a japanese game you fucking pleb

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>>375966513
>the so called break-glass-in-case-of-emergency-LP turned out to be a giant turd

>>375960664
The sidequests are better than the main story. Play the game yourself or shut up

>>375967631

oh you wish

>>375960664
It's fucking hilarious though, the game is great and Matt and Pat are interacting with it in a funny way. This is a great LP and it lasting for a long time is good because it isn't boring as shit like Dark Souls was, hope it takes as long as Yakuza 4 did.

>>375968139
I don't get how people can sit through DS. I dropped their DS2 LP and after that didn't watch more than a few bossfights of BB and never even started DS3 or DS1. Souls just isn't fun to watch

i miss Liam

>>375960664
The side quests in this game are great though.

>>375963248
Except for all of the characters, their personalities, the dialogue, the person that made the game, etc.

>>375962727
That clusterfuck was a comedy of errors and it was 100% woolie's fault. First thing he does is land on Siegmeyer's head, which probably did a sliver of damage to him, then, while standing to the side and slightly behind Siegmeyer Woolie decides to use the widest possible attack he has in his moveset, nailing him. Then after Siegmeyer slams the last two Chaos Eater Woolie perfectly angles to stab him. As if that wasn't enough, when Woolie drags the Chaos Eater from around the corner he somehow manages to do a perfect 180 and stab Siegmeyer AGAIN. And what is Woolie's response to all this? To switch to the Uchi because he wants a weapon with less horizontal attacks and more precision THAN A FUCKING SPEAR

>>375969708
Especially the person that made the game.

>>375969784
still, that fight is easy to fuck up your first time

>>375969708
that is an awfully vague answer

>>375965953
Pat again confirming he's /ourguy/

>>375964095
>>If you use Twitter and follow a channel you like, you're mentally damaged.
>A+ logic
You say that as if it's not true. The level of fascination you hold for 3 Canadian doofuses is super fucking autistic, friendo. I'm a fan myself, but I don't expect Woolie or Matt to show any kind of logical consistency on social media because who gives a shit?

Your righteous indignation over off-the-cuff remarks involving video game morality is super pathetic. Find a better hobby because this one is clearly causing you undue anxiety and heinyaggro.

>>375960664
Pat's an autist, Matt is lame references/memes and Woolie is salt and getting his news wrong.

Together they make up /v/

>>375971403
What about the weea- oh

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>>375960884
>>375961329
>>375964182

>reading a book instead of writing your own

Am i right, guys?

>>375961707
special snowflake's feelings got hurt

>>375960664
Daily reminder that taxation is theft.

>>375964436
>this is how Reddit browses 4chan

>>375973463
who needs public services, eh?

>>375964092
It gets pretty crazy, yeah

People honestly still watch these egomaniacs?

I stopped watching...musta been around omikron. They are just insufferable egotists constantly trying to create new memes and the most cancerous """""fanbase"""" ive ever seen.

You ever look at those comment sections? "YEYEYEYEEYE ENEMY STAND JOJO THE WOOLY HOLE YOOO LETS GO PLAGUE OF GRIPES ZE BAD GAME".

I heard liam left but it's not enough to salvage anything.

Why aren't you already watching Beast in the East instead?

>>375975720
>Looking at Youtube comments.
Watching Let's Players is dumb enough.

>>375960664
The Side Quests have been fucking good though.

>complaining about asinine and silly substories scattered around in a yakuza game
Just fucking play the game yourself instead of complaining about they're not playing the game the same way as you

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>>375960664
I'M SO FUCKING ANGRYYYYYYY!

>they cant even consistently break 100k views on 5 month old videos
>they bought an office to do this shit
>they have to split the pay 3 ways

life comes at you fast

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>>375968139
>This is a great LP

Is MGRR still their best LP?

>>375973824
That's true, but it's still theft.

If I steal your money and use it to buy you a new fridge I'm still a fucking thief.

>complaining how some youtuber eceleb plays a game
How deep is this on a sad scale? also there are probably tons of better playthroughs some of them completely silent even if you search deep enough.

>>375976575
I think the office was Matt's idea. But Matt doesn't play video games and he's on Vacation all the time so I have no idea what the fuck he was thinking.

Pat & Woolie should be playing Yakuza and I'd also have more fun watching Pat stream & Woolie playing the Ultimate Ninja Storm games.

Woolie getting into Naruto has been genuinely great so far, wait until he gets to UNSS where 90% of the story is crazy cinematic and boss fights.

>>375960664
>The fuck happened to "we'll be doing side quests off-screen"? The LP started off great, but now they're dedicating entire episodes to doing nothing but fucking around with random world quests, which most are made up 90% of dialog.

I prefer it this way.

>>375977297
Nah, Deus Ex is.

>dat butt wiggle

>>375977297
For me I think it's a tie between Eternal Darkness, Deadly Premonition with Walking Dead season 1 close behind.

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>>375977973
>Matt's face when he realizes his vacation showed everyone how easily Pat and Woolie could hold down the channel without him
Maybe he knows something we don't like how hard Pat and Woolie have to work to not kill each other behind the scenes.

>>375972724
>reading a book report instead of reading the actual book

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TFW only person who likes Matt

>>375978501
>not reading Cliff Notes before the test on the book you kinda remember reading or half-read or kinda skimmed through

>>375972724
that would only apply if he asked you to make your own game instead of complaining about someone else's

anyway, you and this entire thread is underage of you watch or enjoy lpers. embarrassing.

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>mfw the Night in the Woods LP is actually more fun and comfy than Yakuza 0

Matt is at his best with Tumblrshit, it seems.

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>>375978664

Shit dude, I remember a time in High School when I didn't read the book until the report was due the next day.

I used to use them as background noise, but they're honestly not even good for that anymore. Matt clearly doesn't care about video games and always has to be center of attention even when he has nothing relevant (or intelligent) to say. Pat and Woolie clearly can't stand Matt and only tolerate him because without the jewtube bux they'd have to get a real job. They don't even have a decent lineup of games and either play licensed garbage or indieshit half of the time.

>>375978408
In the past Matt was great, you could accept the fact he was fucking useless with anything game that didn't start with"When I was doing QA" because the dynamic with Pat just worked.

But now, we have seen how nice it is when both people care about the game they're playing and have a genuine interest in what's going on and it's mechanics and all that stuff.

Woolie's deep dive into the gaming world beyond fighting games has been so nice to see and it's made the dynamic he has with Pat way stronger now that he's no longer "just" the hipster who plays Street Fighter.

Pat may be wrong about 100% of all things and Woolie's sense of pacing and direction in games may be fucked, but they "usually" genuinely care about what they're playing and enjoy it regardless and that's enough for me.

I know Matt streams and plays stuff but anytime he has to do a video he seems so out of place and everytime I heard him on the podcast he just sounds like he'd rather talk about anything else but games because he isn't in the lip and frankly doesn't give a shit and wouldn't have the attention span for it anyway.

He's like those female twitch streamer cliches but on a personality level.

>>375964092
I'd believe it, but something Pat said seemed to imply that food is taxed as well. Is that true?

>>375978787
I spent 6 weeks not reading Les Miserables before taking an exam on it. Got a B.

History > English.

>>375978705
Yeah so far I've been okay with Night in the Woods because for whatever reason it's the only thing he has given a shit about in awhile, probably because it barely qualifies as a game and it's all about animals and tumblr angst.

(I don't dislike the game but it's still very on the nose)

>>375978936
>>375978852

The trouble with Matt is that he's deeply insecure, stemming from what I imagine was a lifetime of insecurity and isolation (whether done to himself or by others) that makes him desperate for praise and attention, but incapable of actually handling all the stress that comes with being noticed.

I mean, we've all seen how he acts in his videos, right? Someone makes a joke, he repeats it louder. Someone laughs, he laughs harder, though when the attention's on him the only thing he can do is quip or say a stupid one-liner that often gets sandbagged. It's probably why he loves Punisher so much, that alone is a strong tell for the way this guy thinks and feels.

Hell, it's why he fell in so hard with Tumblr, too. Saccharine smiles and cutsey-poo cooing is the meat n' potatoes of that place, making it a perfect environment for a precious, scared lil baby like Matt.

>>375979316
>The trouble with Matt is that he's deeply insecure, stemming from what I imagine was a lifetime of insecurity and isolation (whether done to himself or by others) that makes him desperate for praise and attention, but incapable of actually handling all the stress that comes with being noticed.
So Matt really is o u r g u y

>>375979316
You know, I really wonder how the marriage is, does he like to be dominated? Is that why they work? That would make sense to me given how his personality is.

But in all seriousness yeah his insecurities are pretty strong, it feels like it's gotten worse with time.

>>375979651
>it feels like it's gotten worse with time.

That's Tumblr for you, it's a false security that only gets you increasingly isolated from the real-world, a world filled with the shitlords and indoctrinated assholes your username-buddies and gif-squirting pronoun princesses warned you about.

It's kinda like a cult, in that way.

Yay another e celeb thread
Always the same shit
AVGN
DSP
IS HE OUR GUY?????
BOOGIE
LTG
STOP
NOW
IT'S
GETTING
ANNOYING
I'M
SICK
OF
THESE
THREADS

>>375980158
Stop posting like a fag. Ever heard of a filter?

>>375980158
No one forced you to come in this thread cunt.

>>375979316
I'm glad to see that these threads haven't changed. People on here still desperately trying to be internet psychologists.

I dont get it guys, you either like what they do and watch it. or you find them annoying and don't watch it. Whats up with this middle ground of loving one of the lp-ers and despising the others?

They aren't the greatest thing that graced my sorry life, but they are fun enough for me to not pay so much attention to their weaker lps. All this whining on whether Liam was important or Matt being annoying, or Wollie sucking too much, or Pat being a cucked or not... the fuck people? Whats with that entitlement? I mean i guess if you really like them and you are sad they are not fun enough for you sure, but the level of malice i see in discussion about sbfp threads towards some of the crew is unsettling.
If you hate them so much just stop watching, that will hurt them a lot more then this constant whining.

>>375980783

Doesn't take a degree in grocery bagging to see what's bothering Matt.

>>375980158
It says right here that you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

>>375980158
Yay it's another one of these posts in an e celeb thread
Always the same shit

I know right, isn't it annoying when you see people do the same thing over and over and expect different outcomes?

What a strange world we live in.

>>375980958
>I know right, isn't it annoying when you see people do the same thing over and over and expect different outcomes?
Outcome? What the fuck are you talking about I come here to talk about ecelebs. Not to produce some sort of "outcome"

>>375980958
This is cringe.

>>375978705
>wanting to listen to a sad manchild laugh way too hard at bad dialogue and do sing-alongs instead of EYYY BOY

>>375979128
I had to tap out when he started singing along with the song. I could almost handle Woolie's uninterest in reading his lines but that was too much.

>>375979316
Yeah that story about him walking out of the gym because he thought some guy was making fun of his dumb anime tshirt really put things into perspective.
There's also the fact that he still resents that rapper guy he went to school with.

>>375983018

Rapper guy?

>>375983825
It was a rapper named Bless.

>That necklace substory

Man, why is Yakuza so comfy.

>>375983825
Matt went to highschool with some rapper guy that went on to have a successful career and Matt resents him deeply for it, the guy probably bullied him

>>375960664
Fuck you. I'm loving this. I'm glad their tripping over every sidequest, because every sidequest is great and funny. This is their best LP in a while

>>375984697
Their what, now?

>>375984436
>Bless
>successful
What

>>375984816
Their Retssu Pray

>>375984436
It was because he had no friends in school and got default paired with the kid who always skipped class so he had to do the WHOLE report all by himself.

>>375984868
Success in a way that he's in a video game, and that's it.

I'm glad they started to put who is in the LP in the image of the video so I know what series to avoid

Night in the woods would've been shit anyways

>Matt laughing his ass off at almost fucking everything in night of the woods
>Talking about all the youtube covers of the songs and then singing along
I'm shocked he's gone two episodes without mentioning how much he got bullied in high school

>>375985417
I mean you couldve guessed it before
Two Best Friends meant it was Matt and Pat
Best Friends Play meant it wasn't Matt and Pat
And Super Best Friends Play meant all of them.

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>LA Noire Part 1 just went up

>>375960664
>pat trying his best to read the dialogue in a non racist way to avoid upsetting baby matt

Fuck man, a couple of years ago they wouldve laugh so hard at that.

>>375985648
Usually I would click it anyways just to check

Matt is they only person that wants to cover movie games anyways

>>375985684
I'm diggin it.

>tfw they spend like 10 minutes on the start screen bullshitting but still forget to put on subtitles

>>375960664
I want to see him gather Ghost Porn, though!

Is their DS1 playthrough over? If so, how did it all go?
I unsubscribed around when Woolie got up to Sen's because my body couldn't tolerate the horror any longer.

>So upset that his virtual baby sitters played a game wrong that he had to make a thread on /v/

Now that's sad. You REALLY need some friends. This isn't healthy.

>>375985961
Woolie got pretty damn strong and breezed through the latter parts, which I was okay with. they did the DLC before Sif and he fucking loved the Sif/Artorias stuff.

Overall he was really happy with DS1 and it seemed to live up to the hype for him.

>>375986057
Shitposting on /v/ 24/7 isn't healthy either, you little faggot.

>People unironically make threads about how someone played a video game online

Can we just delete /v/ please?

>>375985542
Didn't he say the teens in the sewer were the kind who would make fun of him?

>>375962727
Woolie's a shitty person with shit opinions and is shit at games, so it's understandable.

No really, the Dark Souls LP brought out the worst in both of them. The combo of incompetent fuck and ginger who knows nothing about dark souls but hey it's funny when he lies and gets things wrong because "lelele jojo meme stand powa so fawny". Every episode of that LP becomes a mini ASB video. And then people say it's the fucking "toxic Souls community", I think any community would get in a fit if you just fucking butcher the facts of the game and have nobody to correct you on them.

>>375985961
Woolie wore the heaviest armour in the game and turtled behind a shield with a spear for almost every episode after sens
It was slow and boring

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If you had friends and actually played video games, you wouldn't need to watch them online.

>>375986380
Four fucking games and he never got good enough to Fashion Souls. Maybe he did, I didn't watch any of the LPs but judging from the screenshots he was all-tank all-day.

>>375986534
if you had anything to do at all, you wouldn't need to post in threads you hate

>>375986534
I would but they're busy because we're all adults with jobs and schedules that don't line up anymore

>>375986254
http://www.pcgamer.com/more-people-watch-gaming-videos-and-streams-than-hbo-netflix-espn-and-hulu-combined/
this is the future and there is NOTHING you can do to stop it

>>375975720
I'm a JoJo fan but the memes about stands and shit is insufferable at times. The whole "Crazy Talk" joke is fucking stupid. Pat being wrong and spouting false info with self-righteous confidence is not something to be encouraged, especially if he's gonna turn around and complain about a toxic community and people sending hate mail.

>>375986534
But I have friends and we watch LP's and streams together while we put on skirts and kiss each other, what now?

>>375986998
it always blows my mind how loaded with unwarranted self importance these fags are
>drop out of college and play videogames all day, begin doing it for a living
>somehow know nothing about the games you've spent hundreds of hours on
>reeeeeeeee someone called me a retard on the internet? this is completely unwarranted

The fanbase is the most insufferable collection of retards I have witnessed.

Even they seem to become exasperated towards their own fanbase at times.

Well, Matt probably loves how annoying they are.

>>375986325
I used it as background noise so I didn't notice. I don't know why I even put it on in the first place

>>375986829
He hasn't learned how to fucking dodge either. He literally used his shield and face fucked all the bosses with his spear. The only bosses that actually gave him trouble were the one who would drain his stamina because of how much they attacked like Artorius and Manus.
It was insufferably dull to watch and it made me miss pat being overlevelled for ds3

Why do you fags keep making these awful threads? All you do is talk about their personality and not video games. If you hate them so much, why do you keep watching and making threads? What if you discussed video games on a video game board?

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>>375973501
Call me reddit all you want, but I can play 0 and kiwami at the same time faggot

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>I watch let's plays and talk about them on /v/

>>375987001
I don't know why some streams don't just abruptly pause while the people on camera go bang.

Then they come back with sex hair and flushed skin and apologize for the intermission and continue with the LP.

>>375987267
Well, that's why I don't watch. Because he obviously doesn't fucking care about the series to even half-heartedly get good. The bantz was probably fucking weak too.

>>375987364
>why is there a thread on /v/ discussing things that we watch/play and hate
it's like you're new here or something

>>375987365
reddit

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>>375978936
>>375979316
>>375979651
>>375980081
>>375983018
Jesus fucking Christ

It's like I'm really in the Spoony threads from when he had his first breakdown.

I've never seen people so incompetent even while they have a guide right in front of their face.

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>>375978936
>>375979316
>>375979651
>>375983018
It's super sad how much you guys know and care about someone's personality and private life just because they play video games online. Dumb gossiping cancer.

>>375987860
>watch videos as I normally would
>piece things together as I watch by the way people act and things they say
wow really hard
I bet your brain goes into popcorn mode looking at a moving image and you couldn't remember a single detail in something you saw 2 days ago, adhd child

>>375988120
What you actually mean
>Watch people play video games online because no friends and no one to discuss things with
>Have to fill the void with internet friends
>Every video think about the things I'd say if I were there
>Watch and analyze everyone's personality in a video about video games because I have nothing else to do
>Look at their twitter religiously and pick up any rumors possible
>Desperately post rumor milling on /v/ to connect with other friendless faggots who need friend replacements like some shallow gossiping hen

You are pretty much everything wrong with this board. You are an embarrassment.

>>375988440
hi matt

>>375987579
Game watcher

>>375988440
and /v/ is usually such a great example of a healthy social life. like who cares? why is this the go to argument? any other thread, people saying they have no friends would be a-ok, but if they talk about e-celebs it's a problem

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>>375985685
Is Matt still a fucking tumblrtard? What's he upset about now?

>>375988701
I don't care about your shitty social life. I just think it's a next level of sad that pay attention so much to someone's personality and rumor mill about it on /v/. Imagine if fags like you put that amount of dedication into talking about video games.

>>375988907
imagine if you did the same

>>375964092
Huge rate due to free healthcare

>>375988969
>tfw from alberta
5% sales tax is pretty great compared to the rest of the country

>>375989246
Lack of a PST only means your province can coast on oil revenues, which have recently dipped away due to the fire and general crashing of the market and now the province is struggling to cover basic shit like healthcare and other services.

Happens every time in Alberta, oil's good everyone cheers, oil's bad everyone loses their shit. And all in the meanwhile everyone brags about their lack of PST but if the government wasn't fucking retarded they would impose a PST or invest in diversifying the economy when the oil is good so the province doesn't periodically shit the bed when the oil is bad.

So yeah, no PST is great, except having a PST could alleviate problems in your education system and civic planning in all communities has gone to hell, and infrastructure problems amount to "bury it in the backyard, we got plenty".

>inb4 government wastes money so they wouldn't know what to do with it; or any government that imposes a PST would immediately lose power because the people are completely retarded and would rather have shit healthcare and education than pay tax on their big stupid truck

>they started a L.A. Noire LP

The fuck?
Will they ever LP a game that they actually need to do?
Like LISA.

>>375975991
Apparently no one else is, but I'm with you. Never even got into best friends. I will say though it's a godsend that Vinny decided to stay on instead of just being a guest for the first episode because it would have been a garbage fire without him.

>>375991787
There's no way to watch that shit without a subscription anymore right?

>>375990852
>game that they actually need to do?
I was told Binary Domain was happening, I'm disappointed now

>>375992040
Yeah, they plugged that hole.

>>375960664
>>>>/tv/

>>375960664
>Doing a LP of "You get sidelined of the main plot: the game"

Just wait until they gain access to the business sidequests.

>>375986359
It's cute how you try to justify your autistic frustration by passive aggressively exaggerating the importance of memorizing deliberately vague and unsubstantial fluff text in a gameplay focused metroidvania.

You've lost the plot bud.

>>375989246
Does it make up for being a welfare suckling parasite on the country?

>>375960664
Are we allowed to talk about Let's Players? Last time I tried my thread got moved to trash. Can a mod please answer?

>>375993758
I reported this thread ages ago and it's still up so I guess so

>>375965653
Holy fuck. How can one person be so wrong about a series they play a lot of?

>>375993848
>reporting threads

Well isn't that fucking cute

>>375960664
You know. If you play the game yourself, you could do everything on your own pace. And it'd be more entertaining.

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>>375994239
Is it as cute as not drinking alcohol?

Episode 2 when?

>>375965653
I read some of these but I'm pretty sure Pat was lying about some of these like about there being no bottomless box. I'm pretty sure he was just trying to give woolie a little bit of mystique? Am I wrong? Thats how I always saw it.

>>375965653
Am I the only one who thinks this list is completely asinine? Most of these are just nitpicky like

>"You could probably pop some stuff and kick that up to 23."
>Slightly Wrong
>Woolie required 9957 souls to level up and had 4934 souls on hand. By popping every non-unique soul in his inventory, he'd have 6334. He could technically do it by popping the Soul of Quelaag, but that's inadvisable if they plan on using that for other purposes. Pat doesn't suggest using the boss soul.
>Repeated: 129

Its like who fucking cares?

>>375994229
Pat's seems like one of those learners who does best when he talks to people about it afterwards to reaffirm what he learned.

Unfortunately, it seems like all Pat does is listen to some fucking retard on YouTube tell him what the meaning is in Dark Souls, so without talking about it he gets the facts wrong.

>>375994656
>who fucking cares?
Autists who think pat being wrong is funny so they will force every instance where is can be argued that he is wrong for a dumb joke

>>375994656
Most of the "debatable" shit shouldn't be on the list either, as he is not technically wrong. You could argue he is pulling things out of his ass, but this is a souls game.

>>375994469
There are clearly a lot of times when Pat was being coy and not telling Woolie stuff to not spoil him. But even then, the autism is too deep for there to be a difference in that spreadsheet.

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>>375960884
fpbp

>>375960664
>watching other people play vidya

kys my man

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>Youtube Ad money drying up
>Matt has alienated his wife's family with his autism
>Pat during into a Twitch Drone
>Woolie is still a fraud in all things /m/ related

Watching Canadians suffer is the finest of kino

>>375960664
Watch something else then you fucking loser

>LA Noire

Why?

It's like 30 hours long, ten years old, and there is nothing to comment on

Why?

Just give us PS1 survival horrors or Code Veronica

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pats girlfriend banned me from twitch for pointing out how she slapped another mans thigh while pat was out of the room.

everyone knows physical contact from a woman like that means they want the D, she also admittedly has a fetish for fat guys

>>375997031
I think they believe that the machinima videos were really successful because people want to see them play more of those games and not because they're 3 minutes of rapid fire jokes.

>>375997175
Why is she such a slut and why does pat keep dating her?

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>>375997718
have you seen Pat close up?
he's fucking disgusting. He looked much better with his head shaved also, but I guess hes too lazy to keep it up.

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>>375997768
Remember when he looked like a human being?

>>375997934
he has zero chance of losing his current weight, he's gotta be around 300 pounds. and he will never ever exercise

Every other week him and paige are making bets and the reward is always him getting like 7 cakes or eating a 5 pound chocolate bunny

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>>375960664
>Matt seems to refuse to be in an LP now unless it's some non-game that might as well be a movie
>3/3 current LP's feature Matt
>He doesn't even pretend to play games on the podcast now, just movies movies movies muh missus

I hope this fat fuck has a heart attack soon

>>375998271
>Matt seems to refuse to be in an LP now unless it's some non-game that might as well be a movie


This. What the fuck is his problem.
I bet he doesn't even really play in the fisticuff episodes. he passes it off to woolie or some shit.

He hasn't played a real game since like silent hill 3 or some shit

>>375998271
Everything started to make sense when he said "My step dad".

You are asking for a playthrough of a game that is 95% side missions to cut out 95% of the game.

It's like asking for a playthrough of a football game and then asking for the score and the score alone basically.

What's the point?

>>375976575
And then they hired Billy to do video editing. It's almost like you don't actually understand the fiscal situation

>>375998673
youtube editing for lets plays is like 50$ an episode.


he doesnt even have to watch the entire episode in most cases. pat writes down time cods for him

>>375998826
So it's only 100 dollars a day, 3000 dollars a month?

>>375998257
I can empathize with him to a point. When you get to that level of overweight, just the thought of the effort and time required to slim down to normal levels of body fat would demoralize anyone. Couple that with weight not being an issue for doing your job, and your hot skank of a gf not minding your fat gut, and you end up saying "fuck it" and let yourself go even more.

>>375998986
I dont think he edits all their videos.
most of their shit doesn't require any editing at all.

>>375998271
>>375998339

Yeah man fuck him for losing interest in something and placing his interest in things he actually enjoys.

>>375998257
She's clearly trying to ensure that he dies before she does

>>375999079
>forces himself into lets plays for years
>bruh quit hating him for not liking video games

>>375999079
HE RUNS A FUCKING LETS PLAY CHANNEL AND PODCAST

If he doesn't like games anymore he should fuck off, no one will miss him

>>375965653
How is no-one talking about your sheer dedication to proving Pat wrong?

I'm actually just impressed. 133 hours. holy shit

>>375999154
Its his job what do you expect. He started this whole enterprise he can't just leave.

>>375999039
Yeah, not sure how he lucked out with that slimmie, she must have the biggest clit known to man or something

>>375999236
He could do his own thing.
Woolie branched off and made his own tabletop game show.

Matt could still use his channel for his own segments.

>>375999325
This is true. I like it when Matt talks about movies. I'd watch videos like that.

>>375999236
Not like he does anything anyway it'll be no different aside from you know how bearable certain things are.

Pat's so fucking cucked

>Paige goes traveling around the world without Pat constantly, usually with other men
>Has her hands all over them in photos
>Pat's so desperate he doesn't say shit about it

I remember when he got caught soliciting sex from fans by text, the way he typed was so cringey and pathetic. Like a simpering puppy.

>>375999039
Dude, when you get to that level of overweight the only thing you have to do is change your eating habits a bit. You don't even have to eat healthy, just less garbage than you're used to. Like if he stopped drinking nothing but soda and energy drinks he'd drop at least 40lbs.

>>375999325
Matt could be the next RLM.

>>375999421
>I remember when he got caught soliciting sex from fans by text, the way he typed was so cringey and pathetic

Gonna need a quick rundown.

>LP
>Youtuber bullshit

Why isn't this on /soc/

>>375999421
>I remember when he got caught soliciting sex from fans by text,
huh?

>>375999475
>Matt could be the next RLM.

I dont know about that.
He could try to join team #CINEMASSACRE though. full on dummy squad over there.

>>375999371
he used to have his own solo shit called " matt's BOMB ASS reviews" or something like that.

Wonder why he stopped.

>>375999532
Because it's not a cam or meet up thread retard, go petition for a /you/tube board or something

>>375999479
>>375999547
He got some girls number at a con who was a fan and she posted his texts to her online. Usual beta talk like

>thankies ur so nice to me ha ha ha
>awww ur so sweet

>>375999096
She did almost kill him with coconut water.

>>376000009
It got him Paige so who are we to judge

I miss Liam

>>376000009
>she posted his texts to her online.


Women are scum.

>>375999646
He doesn't wanna put effort into anything the thing he put the most into was for BB a game he didn't even play.
but old gods lmao
>>376000152
Paige belongs to everyone short and fat.

>>376000261
Go home Liam

>Paige unloading every archive from her streams from twitch onto her youtube channel all at once a couple days ago

Dickhead clogged my feed

>>375996648
Pat seems to enjoy streaming a lot. Also his bantz with Paige are pretty good. Those two really rip into each other, its a nice difference from Youtube

Oh gee, they are doing a L.A Noire lets play now too, just uploaded.

so much storyline to talk over with zero gameplay!
so good!

>>375997175
Turns out directly calling the streamer a slut gets you banned. Crazy i know. What did you think would happen?

>episode 60 or something of Dark Souls LP
>Woolie finding out spells like Chameleon exists

So Pat exists not just to be wrong but also to not give basic information.

>>376000937
I didnt call her a slut.
I said touching another mans thigh is disrespectful.

You guys are straight up cancer.

Play your own fucking games.

>>375999393
I think people forget Matt is running the business ends of things and the machinima and shark robot partnership were his doing. They need him behind the scenes. Like how the podcast would cease to function without woolie since none of those dumb fuckers know what they are doing

>Oh look a Yakuza thre-
>Youtube-celeb garbage
Thanks a fucking lot

>>376000009
Got any kind of source at all? Or at least an image of these texts?

>>376001179
I know this is crazy anon, but I do both! Woah!

>>376001179
why dont you go to /sp/ tell them to actually play sports instead of watching it

>>375985684
Heh, that's a neat one I guess. Could turn into DP-tier hijinks

>>375999421
>it's this post again

>>376000152
She also went camping and got drunk with Dick Masterson, so she definitely cheats on him

>>376002250
Never in a million years would I allow my girlfriend to do that shit. I guess pat is in a situation of either denial, or just enjoying getting a blow job once in a while so he doesnt care

>>375993182
Passive aggressive? What part of it is passive, they're both fuckwads in their own way. Woolie always seems to make the shittiest decisions in any game he plays (his tank/spear build ruined his skills so bad most of the deaths in the DLC were due to sipping immediately after taking damage like a retard) while Pat claims he knows lots about the game and act like his knowledge shall be the guide Woolie needs, but gets everything wrong.

I wouldn't even be mad about Pat being wrong but around the THUG playthrough I remember Pat tweeted some shit about how he hated getting shit from people and it's like, what the fuck do you expect? You made this bed you fucking idiot. Stop pretending you know anything and just read from the wiki like everyone else.

It's not even unsubstantial fluff text you brainless idiot, he was getting core gameplay mechanics wrong all over the place and it was influencing how Woolie played in bad ways.

why the fuck is this thread still up
this board is a turd

>>376002738
hahah turd nice dude

>>376003215
kekked

>>375988969
No that's already paid for in taxes in wages. Sales tax is literally just because they can.

>>376003339
>wages
how about those who don't work(NEETS, kids, etc)? Gotta that money somehow

>>375996648
As far as I can tell only people that discussed politics got affected by the yt blacklist

>>376002738
I know right, we need another platform wars thread instead of this shit

>>376003439
Yeah but my point is the Healthcare is already funded, it's solvent.

I miss Green Greens

>>375977297
I remember that one being pretty by the numbers.

The greats are Heavy Rain, Downpour, and Deadly Premonition.

>>376004048
I liked eternal darkness too

>>376003939
I can't even remember the last lp that had the theme, nowadays only the machinima episodes have it.

>>375960664
You could, like, play the game yourself instead.

Guess that's too hard.

>>376004048
Downpour is the one I recall most fondly. Game was boring but the foggy atmosphere of the town was really cool.

>>376004048
This, I'm really fond of Killer Is Dead too.

>pat trying to bait underage girls into sex while he gets cucked
>evidence of matt talking about wearing diapers and his fetish for it on tumblr
>woolie just gave up and doesnt even like games anymore
>liam is almost homeless and having a mental breakdown because nobody watches his streams every day
Nice group.

>>376004875
Liam's doing that bad?

>>376004048
I really like the second half of omikron. It really starts to fall apart gloriously.

Also I enjoy the one-offs and shitstorm stuff, but that's because I'm a fan off horror games and/or just plain shitty games.

>>376004915
As bad as he's doing it's still a step up from being a literal cucked pedo sending sex texts or a literal diaperfur who posts on tumblr about how good his diapers are.

>>376005094
I haven't seen it yet, is it a good lp?
Omikron is another Cage game right?

>>376005187
Yeah, David Cage. It's a fucking mess, it starts off bland and becomes a living hell later on.
It's Woolie/Matt/Pat, so there's alot of bullshitting going on between the three of them. And Angry Pat comes out in full force later on.

>>375988440

Speak for yourself retard. Look at what you're doing here on 4chan and then compare your behaviour to what you just wrote out.