Smash OTPs

Uh, no? Because I don't have enough autism to do pairings in a childrens party game

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I feel like Yoshi and Greninja would be total bros to eachother

No, I just like pitting Nintendo characters against each other in hyperviolent scenarios.

Also cross-franchise/game shipping is faggotry of the highest order.

Can you imagine eating food when your mouth is right between your eyes like that? Like you take one wrong bite and you get a sesame seed and some grease in your eyes.

El diablo puede - llorar

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These two of course. Also sometimes a brotherly relationship or a pairing between Bowser Jr and Ludwig

>>268994652
The demon can arrive?

Translation.

"Mr. graphic designer, can you give us two big macs to eat here?"

"You know what I like about these burgers?"

"What?"

"Even though they're 'big', they're actually little and their name is Mac."

What is this mean in civilized language

>>268993660
I don't even speak taco language and I still got the big mac joke

>>268994727
What is the story here?

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eh i'll just post some from an older thread

>>268994764
Devil may cry

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>>268994995

>>268993660
>samus you mean little trick I hate you so goddamn much this burger tastes foul as shit but the downsmash game ridiculous

>shipping
Tumblr please fucking leave. We don't want you here.

>>268995158
>headcanon
Fucking hell seriously.

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>>268995158
>shipping is a tumblr phenomenon

>>268995113
>>268994995
samus X anyone is a good pairing, actually

>ike
>pikachu
>lil mac
>snake
it's all good

>>268995457
Looks like they just had rough sex.

>>268995457
from the thumbnail I thought peach was grabbing his donkey dong

>>268995572

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10/23/14(Thu)20:35:34 No.575514551
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>>268995158
>Shipping
>Tumblr exclusive

>>268995158
There's no use fighting it anon, these disgusting little pigs have Smash OTP threads every other day.

I like to imagine Palutena and Ganondorf are in a loving relationship. I think only because I do pretty well when I'm playing Ganondorf and get matched with Palutenas in For Glory team battles.

>>268995706
>No duck
0/10

>>268995706

moar?

>>268995457
>This is my ape. I own him.

>>268995158
Nigger, shipping was done well before tumblr

>>268995813
I could see them being in a relationship. Ganondorf would always be trying to figure out her god powers behind her back so he could use them. Palutena would know about it, but wouldn't say anything because she thinks it's cute. Pit probably gets all snotty when he's around, like a stepdad he doesn't want.

Help me the autism is killing me

>>268993660
Why would they eat crap food?

Megaman and R.O.B. is the ultimate OTP. Unfortunately I do not have the skill to draw it.

>>268995894
>fucking your granddaught
that's the most awkward thing ever.

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>>268996058
Yes.

>samus and /ss/

This is the only acceptable one.

>>268996000
Samus you slut, don't go around breaking homes

>>268995451
In six games.

>>268996000
OH MOTHER OF TRIPS

>>268994816
>in civilized language
>What is this mean
>IS THIS MEAN
>IS THIS
>IS

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I love wacky pairings like this.

>>268993931
I hate Greninja, but that's kawaii as fuck, nigga.

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>>268996384
>>268994816

>>268995706
>Meet DOG.

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Not an OTP, but I like to think all the kids hang out with each other.

>>268995457
>Hot monkey dick

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>>268996316
>Not worshipping your Godde/ss/

>>268996125
Why wouldn't they?

I like to imagine Lucario banging Peach in front of Mario, making him feels like a little pussy. That's so hot.

>not ZSS and Pikachu
Everything else is wrong.

>>268994951
She's /fit/ and he lifts

>>268995706
s...sauce? Reverse search does nothing

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>>268996612
>You will never be one of four orphan kids adopted into the smash family
>You will never stay up well past bedtime playing Smash in your bunkbeds
>You will never get busted by Rosalina for staying up late

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Simply the best.

>>268996612
Super Shota Bros. when

>>268996612
The adults are all having drinks in the next room, everyone is laughing and having a good time. Ganondorf went to bed hours ago. Fox just got another voicemail from wolf asking why he was cut. Samus is drunkenly leaning on Mac. I want an anime of this.

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>>268996910
Ganondorf will never be your dad

>>268996940
>>268996694
My dick.

MOAR

>>268996612
>Kirby owning a plush of himself

>>268996947
No, the dog fucks the duck, as bottom.

>>268996612
>2014
>Kirby
>kid
u wot m80?

>>268997235
You think kirby would want to hang out with all the adults?

>>268995706
>>268995834
This. She needs to take the corkscrew.

>>268997091
>Ganondorf will never read you a bedtime story about how Link saved Hyrule
>He will never hastily change the ending to make it so he was the good guy all along
>You'll never tell him you loved the ending even though you already know how the book's supposed to end.

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;_;7

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>>268997314
....

He's a fucking star warrior, dude.
I have no idea.

>>268996582
>Which should I suck up
>The pretty boy who can control time
>The pretty boy with the tomes
>Or the pretty woman who also happens to be a goddess

>I thought this was Super Smash Bros. not Super Perfection Bros.

>Where the fuck's Jiggly
>My feet hurt

>>268997314
Speaking of, isn't Popo married to Nana or something? Even if their culture might be hyper-medieval with marriage, he'd probably be a little too old to bunk with them.

What would be some good Mewtwo ships? Greninja or Lucario are too obvious.

>>268997683

I thought they were more than friends, but not exactly lovers.

>>268997683
They're siblings.

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I really enjoy the idea of Samus behaving like a goofball when nobody's watching.

I feel it should be canon.

>>268997787
Ganondorf.

>>268997886
>They're siblings

I don't think that's been confirmed.

>>268997749
>2 robins at once
What does it mean?

>>268997921
Shouldn't Samus be as tall as the suit?

>>268997314
Yes

I bet Kirby is a heavy drinker

>>268996434
I really don't understand.
Ike and villager really shouldn't work at all, but it just does.
It does so well.

>>268998178
He's an angry drunk so they stopped letting him in

>>268998163
It's a big suit.

FemRobin x Robin is best otp

>>268998163
thats other M samus, shitty samus.

>>268998382
For you.

>>268998382
Fuck you

>>268998382
Isn't Samus like 6' and 200lbs?
How fucking big would that suit have to be, then?

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>>268997921

>>268995570

What the fuck, Samus x Pkachu sin't a good pairing

They can't even have sex, one of them is a Pokemon and I don't even know if it's a guy

That's like bestiality, with an animal that can't consent because it doesn't know what sex is

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Every Smash girl x Wario

>>268998497
at least 6'1

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>>268998117
Their relationship hasn't been really specified at all. I tried checking their trophy description, but all they say is that Nana and Popo are rarely seen separate.

>>268998382
for wii u

>>268996947
I swear to fucking god. I've seen that fucking dog fucking every single character on the roster now. What on fucking earth is wrong with you people. It's a robot and a dog. That doesn't even make sense. Why does this keep happening to me. Every where I go to look at smash art then BAM >>268995706 here comes the fuzzy little dog dick to ruin your day. It's not even like hes furry or anything. It's just a fucking dog plowing DK, Bowser, WFT, Little Mac, Master Hand, EVERYONE up the ass. Don't even try searching for at of a female character without dog cock slapping your cereal off your kitchen table and then shitting in your mouth. It's unbelievable how much dog dick I've seen ever since Smash came out.

>>268998497
There's an official x-ray image of the suit, It's much larger than Samus.

>>268998163
No. Samus is like 5'10". In the suit she's 6'3". The US Metroid II manual had a mistranslation (and the non-canon stats from the Nintendo Power comic didn't help) that neglected to finish the sentence where it specified that height and weight was her in the power suit.

But either way, Samus is still bigger than Little Mac.

>>268993660
>shippting
>tumblr the comic
>>>/co/

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>>268998686

>>268999109

WTF is it with them and the peace sign?

>>268993660
>spanish

why

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>>268998778

>>268998731
Weren't they refereed to as siblings during one of Snake's codec conversations?

Lucina has a harem of lesbians in my dickcanon

>>268999216

No stop it, it's a rat

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>>268997675
It's a conspiracy I tells ya

>>268999245

LA HAMBURGUESA

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>>268997493
>not matter how much you smoke, you will never me as cool as snake

>>268999341
Zelda looks out of place

>>268999386

It's so fucking amusing seeing Dedede showing off his gums when his mouth's wide open.

>>268998929
>sonic is eating a hot dog
This guy did his homework.

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>>268998123
YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!

>>268999435
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN

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>>268999386

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>implying magicant shouldn't have been this

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>>268999379
Oh, he knows.

;)

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>>268999109
That Samus is all over Cpt. Falcon's dick.
>She gon' get dat Falcon Dick.

>>268999240
It's V for victory
over the American oppressors.

>>268999696
the burger.

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>>268999341
>Two Master Swords

>>268999905

No seriously though

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>>268999724

>>268999884
What the fuck is happening in this pic?

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>>268996582

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>>268993660
it's official now

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>>268998653
>not a good pairing
That's your opinion, and I respect that.

>can't have sex/Pikachu might be female
Of course they could have sex, but they don't have to. Pikachu is a male - the tail gives it away and why would they make this one a girl when the Pikachu mascot is almost always characterized as a guy anyway (when he's not, it is never specified female, ever)?

>but it's like bestiality, right?
Not technically. Pokémon are sentient creatures, in our world humans are the only sentient beings, if consent is present there's not really a problem - theoretically. There was once a time when there existed no differences between Pokémon and humans; they could at one point be married to each other, but, as to what of that there is in today's Pokémon lore, its extents are unknown.

Thank you, kindly.

>>268998818
this is the fucking gayest thing i've ever seen.
fucking furries

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>>268997921
don't forget

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>>268996125

Samus likes her hamburgers

Also, it doesn't matter when you burn calories like a boxer or Samus, unless you eat them like everyday

>>269000067
>Samus is drunk and bawling about something since her life can be summarized as "everything i love dies"
>Peach is less drunk and trying to cheer her up
>Implying Zelda gets drunk

>>269000067
clearly samus realized being half space bird and hunting aliens isn't appealing to males

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But how would you even do a Smash Bros anime?

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>>268999884
>zelda with that huuuuge ass mug

its a fucking pitcher isnt it

>>268999995
>two links

>>268998887
She's pretty much exactly as tall as the suit in a lot of material, you know.

Her height is inconsistent, there's no way to say for sure.

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>>269000231
>Inb4 samus feather pubes greentext.

>>269000231
>Implying

>>268995737
are you okay

>>269000067
Some people are depressed drunks, I can imagine Samus would be given how much shit she's seen

>>269000260

I don't get it, why are they getting on the bed?

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>>269000286
It is a pitcher bruh

>>268999884
wait wait wait, THAT'S WHERE THAT TOAD IS FROM?

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>Samus and Little Mac
You know how much of a trainwreck the DNA in Samus's genes must be?
The sperm would literally stop and die once they seen that shit before attempting.
They'll have to resort to adopting a baby

>>269000381
>>269000231
>>269000217
I was talking more about the huge ass glass. It doesn't look like a pitcher.

>>268999724
burrfect

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>>268998653
>That's like bestiality

So?

>>269000354
Actually yeah, someone post it. I lost it the last time my hard drive broke.

>>268999884
this needs to be updated with the new ladies.

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>>269000260

Welp.

>>269000461
I know, I always assumed that Toad reaction pic was from porn of some sort.

>>269000354
What I dont get about this headcanon is how does it explain her normal hair?
Is any other body hair also going to be feathers? why just the pubic hair?

>>268996058
Mega man is a beta faggot

>>269000512
Are you telling me you DON'T have a novelty size glass cup?

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>>268999884
>mfw i just realized where that toad reaction is from

its not even the first time ive seen this

>>268997061
Please write fanfic of this

>>269000461
I know right I always assumed it was cropped porn but this picture is innocent enough.

>>269000283
Everyone receives ~MYSTERIOUS~ invites to a tournament, they all stay in the same building while everything goes down. The invites are all from Master and Craycray hand, and but they don't find out until the very end.

>>268998549
why is there so much fan art on the subject of height?

>>269000734

Also they are all trophies in the end

>>269000283
It would be like that reality show The Real World.

>>269000104
I am glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

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>>268999337
I checked and the sibling part was Mei Ling using a proverb to describe their relationship. Really, the only way to know for sure is if Ice Climbers is revived out of the blue and they outright state their relationship.

>>268994808
So why is she blushing in the last panel?

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>>268999450
It's not the quantity of smokes, it's the quality.

Some people smoke and get cancer, while some people smoke, look fucking cool, and also get cancer. It's a bit of a toss up, I'll admit, but I never said it was fair being cool.

>>268998818
>Mr. Saturn in a silly lil bikini
>Charizard's face
>cute shotas
This is so perfect.

I ship palutena with myself

>>268998653
did you not see that on-screen chemistry during SSE

>>269000461
>since the first time I saw it I thought it was a cropped porn pic
>it's from a totally innocent and actually funny picture
that puts an end to that mystery

>>268998549
>>268997921
I fucking hate this new Samus height shit.

She's suppose to be like 6'2 and 198 pounds or something. Fucking Team Ninja and their waifu bullshit

>>269000667
I would but I'm a shitty writefag and not nearly autistic enough to do an entire story

>>269000952
For now I'll just assume their siblings. It will make any shipping art of them all the better.

>>268994995
>>268995113
It's definitely Samus x Falcon how is that not clearly the best

>>268999640
>we came here to fuck bitches

>>268999450
There's no helping it anon...
Some people are just born cool smokers.

>>268996810
>Lucas
>mad
Trashed

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Rosalina da best mane

>>269000373
Busta Wolf!

>>269000013
It's just a thing they picked up from Americans. Somehow it became the go-to gesture for being photographed.

>>269001249
Sowwey

>>269000128
>106-60-90
>106
holy fuck son

>>269001124
Shit, they're, not their. I am sure that's the only thing that is wrong with my post.

>>269000283
The Subspace Emissary is a good start to a successful Smash anime with the following changes
>Character who talk, can talk
>Instead of areas being basic desert/fields make them the Gerudo Desert and Gaur Plains.
>Downtime is spent in the various ships and places like Peach or Marth's castle.

Or you could make it just like a tournament anime. But the various issues with a Smash anime are kinda obvious.
>Characters like Mario, Kirby and Link who "talk" but don't talk at all.
>Characters without a clear characterization (C.Falcon, Mac, Mario and Link)
>Voice acting all those characters

>>269001329
its cm right? how big is that?

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>>268995706

>>269001113
She's always been 5'10'' you pleb

>>269000128
Tits are life, ass is hometown

>>268994816
"the pleasure of being cummed inside", or something along those lines

>>269000013
Japanese have a serious hive-mind mentality. It picked up popularity, and now it's like a tradition.

>>269001329
>>269001427
Yeah, somebody translate this from girl numbers.

>>269001530
So the Japanese are /v/?

>>269001408
Well, cap kinda has a character by now, and mario and link are generic heros, with link being kind of a dick sometimes, mac could be a pain to give personality tho

>>269001482
>Super Metroid's Player's Guide describes Samus as a strong muscular woman who is 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) tall and weighs 198 pounds (90 kg) without her armor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samus_Aran

http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_Aran\

>6'3

Everywhere says she's 6'3

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>>269000283
It would be like Mirai Nikki or Battle Royale.

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>>269001329
>>269001504

>>269001427
>>269001623
let's just put it this way. You know Nami, from One Piece?

post time-skip, she's B98-W58-H88.

Tina Armstrong, from DoA, is B95 W60 H89.

>>269001408
>Mario doesn't talk
>Kirby doesn't already have an anime
>implying a silent character who only acts is unprecedented

>>269000547

>fapping to SJW propaganda

Oh, anon, you should see the rest of the video.

>>269001756
>Mistranslation
All the player guides were full of shit, anyways Nintendo already said your waifu is not an Amazon and the one who owns the character is the one who decides it's height.

>>269001756
->>268998887

>>269000283
Slice of Life

Just the smash characters fucking around

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>>268995213
>Headcanon

More like confirmed canon, anon

Also
>Look for this picture
>See the 5 disc soundtrack I convinced myself not to buy
>300 fucking dollars on Amazon

I'm going to cry it looked so good

>>269001872
so she is either as tall as they say in the strategy guide, or samus is stacked as shit

>>269002015
Shulk is 18?

>>269002097
it's both, anon

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>>268999989
>Ganondad in a ponytail
>Link's fucking pissed
>sleeping Kirby

>>269001756
>>269001954
She should technically be 6'3", but I say 5'10" is more accurate anyway, because even though the previous games claimed 6'3", her height was always inconsistent, and she would tower over some women, but then be shorter than every other man and others.

>>268993660
"Mister graphic artist, give us two Big Mac to eat here."
"Know what I like most about these hamburguers?"
"What?"
"That even though they say they're big, they are small and called Mac."

>>268996612
>There will never be an FE:A style mode where the characters all interact and have funny and cool conversations with each other

God damn it Sakurai you made a fucking huge story mode that took up most of the space on the disk and you made it all silent I hate you

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>>269001329
>>269001872
>>269002097
This is telling us Samus has the same rack as Tsunade from Naruto.

>>269002025
>Smash bros slice of life anime
I need this in my life

>>269002314
...so why is she blushing in the last panel again?

>>269001408
Captain Falcon had an anime of his own.

>>269001114
pls

>>269002404
cuz shes in luv

>>269001892
But literally the worst part of the Kirby anime is tat he doesn't talk. He's supposed to be the main character but since he can't talk they had to bring in Tiff and Tuff to kinda carry the narrative while Kirby was just there to kill monster of the week after some hijinks.
And Mario does talk but he doesn't have any real lines in the game and I think Nintendo in general wants to keep it that way. I don't think we'll ever see Mario deliver dialogue back and forth.
And no having a silent character isn't unprecedented but in a Smash anime who's going to be the "main" characters probably Mario, Link, Kirby, Samus, Pit, and Pikachu just like in Brawl. And out of those only Samus and Pit can really deliver exposition. Now this worked in SSE cause there were only 40 or so short little cutscene. But if they made a ~25min 25 episode anime, I don't think having a good portion of your cast including some of the most iconic characters would bode well.

>>269002392
>when she takes off the Zero Suit it all just comes flying out
This canon. This canon I can live with.

>>268994727
Man I shipped it as soon as WFT became a character.

I'm surprised it doesn't have much material.

>>269002392
thanks for reminding me I need to fap to tsunade in honor of naruto ending soon

>>269002381
I think he more than made up for that with all the dialogue in Kid Icarus Uprising. I hope his next non-Smash game continues the trend.

>>269002445
I thought that was considered extremely not canon.

>>269002246
That reminds me, how often do you think Jigglypuff has scribbled on the faces of the rest of the roster with marker while they slept?

Mario speaks in Spaghetti Italian.

>>269000089
>No Jotaro Kujo in Smash

>>269002404
Perhaps I should have used the word "little" here.
The feeling I get isn't that Samus is making fun of him, but instead saying she likes him.
Basically "The thing I like most about this is that it reminds me of you" cliché.

>>268993660
>>268995635
that shit is cute as fuck.

>>268993660
>$8 dollars for two big macs
>fries and drinks included
last time I remember that's how much I had to pay for one

>>269002445
FALCON DIES AT THE END

>>268995635
>>268993660
Jesus fuck, what a horrid art style.

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>>269002015
I usually have BroTPs,

>Mario, Link, Kirby and Pit hang out with each other
>DeDeDe, Yoshi, Wario and Pac-Man all chill out and eat like pigs
>Bowser and Ganondorf are villain bros and misses Mewtwo
>Kirby and Jigglypuff are with each other
>Fox, Falco, Donkey and Diddy hang out in the Great Fox
>Marth is always with Metaknight, Link and Ike. Lucina always trails him
>Ness is always with Charizard, Toon Link and Luigi
>Villager, WFT and Mac are always with each other
>Falcon, Samus, Ike are always out drinking. Snake was with them years ago.
>Everyone hates Dark Pit but Pit himself

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>>268996612
Now that I think about it, all of the girls in the Smash roster are adults. Does this mean Nana hangs out with Popo's friends while they're at the Smash house?

>>269002812
>>269002892
You guys. Come on.

>>269002850
[spoilers] AND YET FALCON LIVES

>>268993660
MacXSamus was only good because Power Suit Samus is so much fucking taller than him. Making all this fanart of Mac and ZSS ruins the god damn joke.

>>268995457
>tummy inflation from too much dick
Yes please

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>>268998887
>US Metroid II manual had a mistranslation

Uh huh, I'm going to need a citation on that. Those Nintendo Power stats were identical to the ones from Metroid II's manual, so until I actually see otherwise, Samus is as tall as every known source says she is.

>>269002892
Eh, it's cute.

>>268995635
I don't know why I don't really like this one.
Someone explain me to me

>>269002547
Keep in mind that this is the same dude that says Samus is a "shemale" which tumblr promptly latched onto

and there's now an entire section of the samus tag devoted to her being trans

do you want to be a tumblr

>>269002932
Which game Fat Mac appears again?

Me and my friend used to write just god-awful Smash fanfiction back in the Melee days. We must have been like 12.
Fox was NTRing the fuck out of Mario, and Marth was Falco's trophy wife. That's only the beginning of the insanity.

>>269003064
Captain Rainbow

>>269002953
Nah.

They gotta cool down so they hang out with different groups

Nana is like that adorable little sister for the Smash ladies

>>269003045
Shemale or futanari? If it's the latter gimme the tag

>>269003045
are you unable to tell your gooks apart?

Kimura Hiroyuki and Matsuoka Hirofumi are not the same person, read those names and images again.

also I'll believe the guy with the faster clear time, thanks

>>268997675
My autism is perking up, but just a friendly correction. It is seeing the future, not controlling time.

>>269002850
>>269002959
From what I understand Captain Falcon and his succesor isnt THE Douglas J Falcon

>>269003129
>Marth was Falco's trophy wife
Anon, please, more.

>>269001629
>mac could be a pain to give personality tho
Trains hard
Loves the crowd
Comes from the big mean city
Burning rivalry with Samus
Stubborn when he's losing

>>269003135
Thanks mate

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ZSS and Ridleyfags

>>269002824
Big Macs are dirt cheap now. Some areas have 2 for $5 and other areas have BOGO as if you were at Payless.

>>269003170
shemale

>>269001928
What happens in the rest of the video?

>>269001629
>not just copypastin' Rocky into Mac

>>269003397
That must be a mistranslation

>>269003468

Does mac have a NY Italian accent?

>>268998123
LMAO

>>269003248
There was a whole arc about Marth coming to terms with the fact that he's a huge sissy and everything. Ironically, he was still a capable fighter, but Falco was all but useless for anything other than flying an Arwing.
There's also the fact that my friend is the kind of autismal that used Sheik as a male self-insert, so naturally he was fucking the shit out of Samus daily and nightly and ever so rightly.

>>269003243
Douglas Jay Falcon is not his name. Where do you people get that from?

>>269003578
He is a Italian-American from bronx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hjZXSm2nQ

>>269002278
>>269001954
>everywhere it says that she is 6'3
>m-mistranslation

>>269003675
I'd like to say I haven't written worse

>>269003554
I too would like to know the true term they use, depending on if it was Futanari or Newhalf would tell all the difference.

>>268998818
PIKACHU

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING POOL

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>269003684
I want to say it was in one of the game's manual but now I'm curious where that name came from.

>There will never be a game where we get to see all the different Smash characters interact with each other and have conversations
>Captain Falcon and Little Mac will never have arguments over who can punch harder
>Snake and Samus will never become friends
>Pit will never fly around bothering Lucina for fun

It's such a missed opportunity

>>269003839
Explain to me how I said it's a mistranslation?

I think you lack reading comprehension, dumbass.

>>269002314
shit, i was having a hard time figuring out what she was saying there. thanks

>>269004081
>It's such a missed opportunity
I don't think anyone besides /v/ autists would actually care for it

>>269004091

>>269001954
>Mistranslation
>Mistranslation
>Mistranslation

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Pit looks so out of place in this group. Probably because he's the oldest

>>269003394
>that pic at the bottom
I know that artist, and if it wasnt for the risk of bans I'd post it here to show what "true" samus should look like via the shemale post

>>269004332
Wrong post, I'm the other one. Try again, and please calm down before you shit yourself.

>>269004081
What you're saying here is kinda hard to do right, I mean shit like this is fanservice through and through, and knowing Japan it would just be awful shit like tales of the world.

>>269004081
>Mac and Cpt. Falcon both punching a "test your strenth" punching bag arcade machine
>Ganondorf steps between them and literally punches it into the next dimension

>>269004438
don't be mad

>>269003872
Do go on. Make me feel better about what I've done and what I'm about to do now that Mewtwo is back. Like 15% of our fics were shipping-related, mostly they were Dragonball Z-esque fight scenes, as it should be.

>>269004081
>Captain Falcon and Little Mac will never have arguments over who can punch harder
>Implying there's a contest

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Pikachu get off, that blanket isn't for you.

>>269004584
Everything I write is a thinly veiled way of saying I wish my dad father would have fucked me

>>269001316
OVERSHIT DRIVE

>>268993660
HAHAHAHHAHAHA GET IT? BECAUSE WE JOKE THAT GRAPHIC DESIGNERS END UP IN FAST FOOD JOINTS HAHAHAHAHA COMIC OF THE YEAR LOL ECKS DEE!!!

>>269002995
Acshually, gorillas have small penises.

>>269005140
Butthurt faggot.

>>269004560
Confirmed for shut down

>>268996337
now that's a cute otp

>>269004217
Know any other spanish shit like this you might want translated? Just post it here.
TFW 03:25 AM and sleep doesn't come

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>>269004915
>Lucas carried them to that bottom blanket

>>269005302
Peach/Fox is superior.

>>269005361
>muscle shotas
yes please

>>269005294
please, is just an overused joke, it stopped being funny a long time ago

>>269000067
>samus got dumped by snake

>>268999884
>laughing housewife Peach

Be still my heart.

>>269005429
>puking girl from that shitty rpg maker game.pdf

>>269000104
MY penis_________

>>269005448
>Not Snake dying after the events of MGS4 which is why he isn't in the new Smash.

>>269000283
>Full season of tranquil slice of life with everyone living together
>series finale is a balls-out insane action slugfest absorbing 90% of the budget as everyone gets sick of everyone else's shit and throws down

>>268998778
I find this funny.
almost pasta wortthy
almost

>>269004081

Kid Icarus codecs featuring a variety of guest stars such as Chrom is the next best thing, though.

I really do think that we might get some kind of anime someday, or at least more shorts, given how successful the SSB4 trailers have been.

>>268997921
I actually had a similar thought, but it was more that she acts goofy in the power suit because she's more socially comfortable in it.

>>269000067
Peach is a housewive
Samus is single and can't find love. Also is a big pressure since she realize she is getting old and can't find true love
Zelda has a job that consumes all her time so alcohol is her way to release all her stress

Is a cute concept though.

>>269005563
>Samus is mourning Snake's death
>Peach is laughing at her misery
>TP Zelda doesn't care
This is surprisingly in character

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>>269005594
I'd watch Nichijou with Smash characters.

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Would you, /v/?