His existence annoys me but not as much as other fucking nobodies that use Idiots as their income for 5 minute FUCKING videos about some JAP sun flower only found in the ASS of a cloud god that NOBODY ever fucking seen in a game never released outside of a shitty no name island in asialand somewhere.
Weebs in denial are so fucking pathetic to see. Makes me laugh
Nope, he actually streamed his wedding
He managed to fuck up the stream anyways, the wedding itself was also held in the same place a 10 year old might have their birthday party
Honestly the shantae episode was one of the worst episodes.
>makes wild accusations about video games as if their facts
>call them out on their bullshit
>IT'S JUST A THEORY
fucking faggots have a retard mentality of I only play smart games for smart gamers like myself.
nigger think's SMITE is a smart game
Sounds like easy money to me. Sit around tell them to catch up on homework or fall asleep and enjoy that sweet sweet money and knowing for once you are the one that can pretend not to understand them
He's pretty much a maximum edgy weeaboo that explicitly hates everything Japan because it's mainstream. Yet, he's taking on a fucking weeaboo persona.
Seriously though, how the fuck can someone ripoff Extra Credits, do a even worse fucking job and yet live with yourself? It's actually quite disgusting.
Pretty accurate of what a faggot weeb with a superiority complex looks like
No, it was the last item on a laundry list of reasons he hates Japan. That's all I know.
Check the dating sim video if you're really curious but I'm fairly certain he doesn't expand on that.
>God, the faked enthusiasm you can hear in his voice is physically painful to listen too.
No, I think it's genuine. That's why it's annoying.
He is in that part of his life where he's getting married, his parents are proud of him, and he has a hugely popular youtube channel where he's getting almost 100% of the income (since he edits his own videos).
He probably has endorphins shooting throughout his entire body.
>His dating sim video.
Judgemental fucking cunt.
Why is it so wrong for me to prefer having a 2D significant other?
He hates Japan so much for them not being open to homosexuality, but now he acts like a bigot disparaging people who have waifus. He's a fucking hypocrite.
You mean like this voice? If anything, they could be the same fucking person doing two shows. They both speaks about bullshit conspiracy crap in a fucking irritating edited voice and thinks they're deep as fuck and high and mighty about video games.
Well, it takes a certian level of self absorption to even start a commentary channel.
You have to at least think, "I've got opinions that people need to listen to."
And it can easily spiral out of control from there.
Seriously, I was kind of expecting him to talk about how he may have not liked it because it shows a lot of skin but he did like it. Then he started getting into all this cultural history shit and I'm sitting here thinking "Who the actual fuck cares?"
So does he just hate cute obasans because none of them wanted his pasty white balls? Milfs are Japan's best part.
I mean it was interesting at the start but good god we left even more confused. Was she Egyptian was she Turkish? Who the bloody hell cares. It's a half genie girl from a small island nation. There saved you five minutes of pretentious bull shiet
I think the only reason he thinks it's so horrible is because he thinks those kind of people that are more interested in 2D than 3D is such a vast majority of Japan's population that they alone are responsible for the declining birth rates.
Needless to say, he's wrong from square one.
The Young Turks also seem to do this when discussing the Japanese population decrease.
So aggressively trying to get people to accept homosexuality, but the moment they are presented with another alternative expression of love and commitment(in this case, dating sims and waifus) they immediately attack it.
Makes me think that they're only supporting homosexuality not because they actually think it's okay, but rather because it's the "hip and cool" thing to do.
I bet if they were alive 50 years ago, they'd be anti-gay just because the majority was.
I really like MatPat, I've always liked him since the Frogger episode, but can we have, like, one new episode where he doesn't unravel some dark revelation? Here's some of the outlandish things he has suggested:
>Mario is a communist sociopath, while Peach is a sexually repressed masochist who regularly does deals with a war criminal.
>You are a pawn to the real bad guy in Megaman simply because of Asimov's 3 laws of robotics
>The whole "The game industry fucking sucks shit and it's all your fault" trilogy of episodes
>AssCreed takes place on Bizarro Jupiter becuz exact Earf gravity is kill :\
>Watch_dogs is completely plausible, and the SpOoOoOky NSA boogieman is always looking at your waifus and daughterus in case they're linked to TERRURISUM or SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, and it's all thanks to your expensive overrated smart phone.
>Columbia is an impossible city. Not that the physics are wrong, it's just really sturdy sea legs and a high tolerance for car sickness are required.
>AVGN is about a paranoid schizo gamer who's really into /vr/ stuff but experiences nightmarish hallucinations because of it.
>Every game is set in one universe, and when chronologically pieced together, it creates a startlingly accurate portrait of Earth's grim future history.
I love the guy, but Jesus Christ, man. He once suggested that Polybius and project MK Ultra were one in the same and now it's transcended game theory status to full blown conspiracy theory. What the shit, Mat.
I wonder why, just imagine if you got to class and there was some weird westaboo going "I RIKE YOU AMERICA YOU HAVE COWBOYS AND BIG GUNS" You'd laugh at the guy, same deal with weebs and Japan.
>going to Japan to be a teacher
>not a translator
Oh wait, all weebs are pedos and ebephiles
Pretty much. The left is just using gays to score quick "I'm better than you" points.
Same with Feminists. You should read some of the shit second wavers said about homosexuals and trannies.
I tried to watch it but that Goomba self insert, that voice, and that opening animation is just plain cringe worthy. Holy shit I can't do it.
>hates Japan so much for them not being open to homosexuality
doesn't he know that Razor Ramon is the mascot of japan
This, why do liberals push shit like homosexuality and transgenderism and then mock people who decide their own path that doesn't hurt anyone?
Seems pretty fucking hypocritical.
Why does he get views? How can people tolerate his voice? At least Pewdiepie appeals to the lowest common denominator but this guy is just unbearable to listen minus knowing of his cringe stories.
He has this nauseatingly cheesy voice
but I like it. He's like that one unfunny science teacher whose class you couldn't help but enjoy.
You gave a goomba boobs. I will never look at it the same way again.
>50s wasn't racist, we had black mascots at the back of every bus!
Ridiculing someone isn't really that progressive. They still hate actual gays, they are just too pussy to lynch them
>if you aren't pale you're seen as trash.
Fuck that I need more gyaru porn
>Why is it so wrong for me to prefer having a 2D significant other?
He strikes me as a guy too passive for japanese girls in general , and that says something. I havn't been to japan but i heard they love westerners and guys who act weebo there look just as fucking sad as weebo's here.
Just stopping by to say that you're all a bunch of faggots, and ultimately I don't give a fuck if you like my videos or not.
With that I'll take my leave and go bang my 10/10 ridiculously hot girlfriend whom I just married.
Don't take it personal, I'm just better than you.
PS: Japan sucks, fucking gooks.
Japan detests otaku though. People always think that GAMES CAUSED HIM TO KILL is bad in America, but over in Japan, it's always that the killer or rapist or whatnot was an otaku because he either owned a single manga or game.
Fuck everyone who uses those voice changers to sound all weird and funny.
Though it lets me claim that this guy and Extra Credits are the same person and that makes people lose their shit.
Hey guys, Chinky Chain Chomp here!
>nigger think's SMITE is a smart game
he said it was culturaly accurate and gave sources
>makes wild accusations
>IT'S JUST A THEORY
Well no shit sherlock, it's a show about putting real life logic into games just to see how it turns out, for
fun. The very name of the show implies that nothing they "accuse" the games of is an actual fact.
He's not saying "Mario is a fucking psycho, legit" he's saying "If Mario were a real person, he'd be a psycho". The difference is huge if you can't really tell.
How can someone draw a penis with breast and think that was a good idea?
Ganguro is the more extreme version. I don't care for it as much.
Gyaru is synonymous with Kogal, though.
Really though why?
You could say it's wrong because it's a relationship that does not produce children, however, I'm trying to argue it from a pro-gay point of view that GaijinGoomba holds.
If it makes me happy, and doesn't hurt anyone, why is it wrong?
Gonna make your life so much easier. Look up "GAL"
I'm not surprised. they seem to have a lot of quiet ticking timebombs that eather go nuts for whatever reason or kill themselfs where nobody can find them, of course that can be said about anywhere but i point this out cause of that suicide forest they have. I would like to talk to goomba in real life to see what his public face is when he is out of his comfort zone.
Isn't this the guy who makes his students watch his terrible videos for extra credit? With how the youtube partner program works it's essentially bribery. I don't know how he hasn't been fired yet.
What bothered me more was how it led into him going on about Japan's declining birthrates like they were the end of the country and I'm just sitting here like "Do you have any idea how overpopulated the rest of the world is?"
I'd gladly welcome synthetic relations if it meant less people. Realistically though, I don't think it will though.
>1995+19 year of space exploration and alien invasions
>He still thinks about getting married.
AVGN episode was borderline retarded, really hate it when he makes videos that aren't about video games
Well I haven't for a while, has it gotten that tame?
A friend of mine has his wedding celebration in a McDonalds. Then again, he also had a proper wedding in a church.
GG's IRL friends must've been fucking worth gold to attend to something like that with a straight face.
2 minutes in. Got pissy JP teens didnt care about him or America
Posting a picture of someone laughing isn't an answer, it's dodging the question. Unless your answer is "people will laugh" in which case you should come up with a better one because that's not a big deal.
>Overpopulation is a global and not local problem
That bullshit is like the wage gap or the lack of blacks in education, but it's used by only virgins. Pure misinformation
Japan is dying out. Europe is dying out. USA isn't dying out, because immigrants. South Asia and Africa are overpopulated. Japanese not fucking won't make the Indians starve less, and all the black babies in the world won't stop their pension system from collapsing in 20 years
And no, you don't have a gf because yo ua re a loser, not because you are saving the world
Oh shit my bad.
On JAV Junkies, most GAL videos are under the black tag.
>"I'm glad Xbox is popular all over the world, more than Sony and Nintendo"
>"I read in a Kotaku article that..."
Now this is a nigga I can listen to for hours.
>Mario and Luigi Hat.
Holy shit my sides have left this planet and have started their own big bang.
>I HATED when my Japanese students came up to me and asked if I owned a gun since I was American
>I said no, that's dangerous you stupid teens. I dont own weapons, I only own dozens of knives and sword for decorative purposes
So what VNs are you niggas playing?
I wish Rumika would come back from retirement.
You're supposed to say "gay theory"
How exactly is that the VN's fault?
This is what he said about Japanese relationships declining:
>Men are expected to be tall for women
>Men are expected to be college educated for women
>Men are expected to be rich for women
>Even when men are tall, rich, and highly educated, women still think they're not good enough
So basically men are willing to do whatever it takes to satisfy women, but satisfying women is fucking impossible. That has nothing to do with the VNs, those are the solution, not the problem.
Wasnt there some dating site statistics that said that women tended to rate over 80% of all men as "below average?"
There's your problem.
>the only meaningful thing anyone has ever done is gotten laid
Don't worry, /v/ro. If I need a semen dispensary I'll just ring up your mom.
You are no Tesla, you are a fat fuck who claims to play vidya, but instead just complains about Zoe Quinn
Why don't you finish the Walking Dead, you can't even die in that one
What is the Sega Master System. Seriously, BRs love that shit.
>Japan is dying out
Which is fucking bullshit.
Their population will shrink from 140 million to 120 million in the next 50 years.
Big fucking deal.
As for africa being overpopulated.
Mother nature is trying to correct her mistake by ebola, aids and malaria
>if Mario would be a real psycho
He said Mario is a sociopath or whatever he used, not "If mario would be real". Yes, he applies "logic" to it but not to see how it would work irl.
>This is what he said about Japanese relationships declining:
He is a fucking loser who has no idea of relationships.
If you've ever been to japan and interacted with people you'd know there's a huge baby boom at the moment, becaue most of the parent generations of mid 30s nips are going into retirement now, enabling young japanese couples to move up in the job ladder and create families.
Guns are pretty goddamn illegal in Japan.
It's about their population getting older
Old people don't work, and are a parasite until like 110, because superior Jap genes
40 million working men will have to treat 80 million old fucks gambling every night
>All these excuses
He went to Japan and married main land hotty Japanese girl. He's living the dream.
>B-BUT HES A WEEB
What's the point of an insult when in the end he's doing nothing to hurt people, has companionship, and has respect and fans?
Let's not forget the fact that Japanese women are prudish cunts. It's the culture they've made for themselves. let them dig their own grave while they're at it while the smarter japanese people go to other countries, marry outside of their heritage and take jobs outside of japan. I can't wait the Japanese is nothing more than a fairy's tale 50-100 years from now.
His videos are mostly strawmanning arguments about video games for fun. It's not a serious thing in any way. Like Mario being communist or if the moon in Majoras mask could actually destroy the world when it fell. It's just goofy bullshit he does for fun.
How much money you got?
here she is
>women want to work and not fuck
>women want independence instead of enter into a committed relationship
>women will drop thousands of dollars or more on hosts, who they don't even get to fuck or have any sexual relationships with
>men do the same in hostess bars
>you are expected to work so much that if you have a family you have no time for anything else
>paternity and maternity leaves are a joke there
>make fun of people who spend that money on their waifu instead of real women, they don't even bash people who give money to flesh and blood host/hostess waifus
>this is even worse because they have multiple clients and are certainly not pure like an idea which is a fictional character
>they constantly wonder why no one is having kids
Rumika and Mana Izumi speak a tiny bit of English in their "Fan Thanksgiving Tour Bus" DVD. Mana says to Rumika they should pretend to be American girls while getting ate out and they say "Oh, fuck me, fuck me boy!"
Man, I told myself I'd play Mega Man tonight...And I'm here posting tanned Japanese cuties.
You do realize this is all for fun right? He doesn't believe these things he's just making arguments based off of dumb things for shits and giggles and trying to make it sound kind of legit.
At least I hope so
Dude she is just a porn actress, stop being so obsessed
At least collect all the cum you wasted on her, send it to Europe and buy a plane ticket to the bath house she hangs her cunt out
>I will never get Prince Devitt abs
>I will never become a puroresu star
>I will never travel town to town all over Japan sleeping with hot Gyaru chicks every night
Why even live?
if i could honestly just be content with porn and dating sims, i see no reason to date a real woman. They're unstable, obnoxious, hypocritical, naive cunts. There is absolutely no reason to date one except companionship and sex, which is what dogs and prostitutes are for
Also i cant fathom why anyone would want to have children
I only watched his video discussing Summons in Bravely Default and I was pretty disgusted by that thing.
Shirley from the way /v/'s been talking, was he any better in old days?
>tfw one day kids on /v/ will talk about this faggot in nostalgia threads...
Come on I have to have the source for that google and the exhentai plug-in is giving me nothing.
>want to get girl
>can only get likeminded girl
>watch anime girl like, because... ??? Profit
>this vidya feminisim bs becomes popular
>they still want to get laid
>(white knight logic) Feminism = Women
>Japan = Anti-feminisim
>Must hate Japan
>can't stop being weeaboo
>have to be a weeaboo who hates japan
>nobody cares because hypocrisy is a thing
No, really. I'm genuinely confused. They're pretty cool and have mature discussions about things, while covering the perspective of gamers and developers. The voice change is weird, but not annoyingly high-pitched, so I don't really mind that much.
I see nothing to hate.
pretty sure in a game dev tutorial our TA played one of their videos, I didn't know what the fuck was going on and I finished my shit and left. God I hate the gaming community, expect an even shitty-er future
>Anon says that his parents are disappointed in him for wearing some Mario shit at a wedding
>Call him out for being in a scenario where his parents are probably more ashamed in him
>"Lol who wants to get married faggot"
Guys, this "pretending to be retarded" game isn't funny anymore
Also, this one right here is Miiverse level autistic
Gaijin Goomba is such an offensive name too
What's next, Jewwario, instead of Wario?
>want to find gameplay videos of game
>every video begins with loud, obnoxious, nasally voice
Sometimes I wish LP's never existed
>mfw i can go to japan anytime to get a car soldering or any other slave-y kinda jobs
I seriously hoped it will be a Benoit thing
Like everyone mourns him and rip, then the next they we learn he killed his family, and the entire TGWTG crew pretends he never existed
>Why is it so wrong for me to prefer having a 2D significant other?
okay that got me
Holy crap.. I have never heard of this guy before and I am currently skimming through some of his videos. I am cringing way too much right now... How does this guy have so many likes? Is it because he does the annoying voice thing like the extra credit people?
Maybe I am someone "close" to these YouTube folk. Plus you can find it on select sites if you search deep enough. Was up on his personal Facebook for a select time also as a dig to "dem trollz"
>God and the law
Marriage is in literally every culture. That's not "literally" as in most of them, that's as in you cannot find a single culture in the entire world that does not have some ritual bond resembling marriage. Marriage is a human universal.
>feel disgust when american bitches look and act like that
>for some reason when japanese bitches do it I get a hard-on
>Being with who you love
possible without marriage
>Of course, you probably wouldn't think that since autistic people are't capable of feeling love.
>Or any emotion for that matter
oh so you're retarded. should have said that earlier
Nigga i've been around autistic people
They have no sympathy or appreciation. All they do is circlejerk about how they're apart of the FBI or some other gay shitty clan that does nothing but play Minecraft all day
I'm not white though
all them half-breeds I would produce
>Legalize gay marriage!
>marriage is fucking pointless anyway!
>They should learn at least Portuguese
Portuguese is a deadline language. Who speaks this shit? BRland, Portugal and... Angola? Cape Verde? Portugal used to be important 500 years ago, now it's all about sucking EU's tits. BRland is going to face some real economical crisis soon.
Brazilians should speak English, fuck Portuguese.
every single retard who happens to date a girl who plays video games (see: Skyrim + Minecraft) feels the need to act like an expert on how to date girls who like video games.
Happens with fucking anything when someone's in a relationship or anything.
>Dude sex is easy just be like me and be at the right place at the right time talking to the right person who happens to like you and who you happen to like who happens to also not have any opposition to having sex, its like simple dude
>Dude just get a job its easy just get lucky and have connections like me like dude just talk to your stepdad he'll get you a job its easy bro
>Dude if you wanna date a gamer girl just do everything i said before but add in the extra level of chance that the girl may or may not like video games and theres nothing you can do to change that ITS SO. EASY. BRO.
The only people that get into this cycle are people who think that getting married is a special term for long-lasting fuckbuddy.
Besides, this cycle is easily possible with unmarried couples.
Not really no. The spread on shotguns is fucking tiny.
Ive only shot a shotgun a few times, but one time I shot a soda can from probably 50+ feet away and it had at least 100 holes in it out of a 200-pellet shot.
Teaching english in Asia is the bottom of the barrel and is just easy money.
Japs only think of white people as english teachers and the majority of them are weebs who have a bachelor of arts in dicksucking. The worst thing about them is they come back and act as if they're better than people who actually did teaching degrees.
That's a pretty accurate summarization of...well everything. Shit.
Waiting for Koi to Senkyo and Cannonball Neko to finally be released in English
FUCKING 100% TRANSLATED AND NEARLY COMPLETE EDITING
60 dollars those people don't deserve, keeping his fat ass a float. And just to speak to him and help him out with his show? I don't buy toilet paper off my plumber and expect him to tell me how to shit.
it's almost been a year since Fitz died
This, it's hard to imagine something more annoying than a high pitched weeaboo fucking goomba, jesus, just thinking about it pisses me off.
Which is unfortunate, i would have watched it if this wasn't the case.
>tfw he became too popular for his own tastes and quit making videos
>tfw he got popular because we all loved his videos
>Letting the idiots influence future generations
>Smart people will die out with no offspring
>Being old will be worse than being young now
We're all gonna die painful deaths and the world will be lost.
>literally being unable to tell voices apart
Holy shit I can't make myself watch this, the fact this guy puts himself on a stand with people looking up at him like what he is the voice of reason people need is just absolutely off putting.
So this is actually a real thing?
I saw one of these threads once and thought it was some meme where you made up a fake internet celebrity by taking a random video game character or item and combining it with a word that started with the same letter like BaldBowser
It just sounds made up
it was gonna happen anyway. Whats the point in prolonging it?
Why would I bring another person into the world only to have them suffer through everything I already went through?
The good parts of live are absolutely not worth all the bad parts, I'm just way too chicken shit to kill myself so I play video games to distract myself. Having children is one of the most evil things I can possibly imagine doing.
Some of his videos are okay, but when he tries to cover ANY SORT OF SOCIAL ISSUES or talks about what Japan is like nowadays, I just cringe hard and have to stop watching.
>people on 4chan like jontron
>people on 4chan like extra credits
>people on 4chan like goomba guy
>people on 4chan like pewpiedie
Why ? they are all shit they all overreact and they all focus on the children audience
Go watch something mature like Vsauce
>mfw I watch vsauce AND jontron
Whatchu gon do faggot
see this shit is exactly why I feel no desire at all to date ever again.
Like fucking seriously, I wish I could just sit down and honestly talk with a woman and say "if youre going to cheat on me, just fucking end the relationship beforehand." But no, the having a boyfriend part is fucking necessary because women always want what they cant have, and ONLY what they cant have.
For every cheating woman, they would not be fucking the guy theyre cheating with if they were single, I fucking guarantee it.
Yeah, my ex cheated on me, billions of red flags but didn't want to believe it because she seemed so innocent and nice.
Always tell the person you're with you trust them, but always watch them with a careful eye.
However, a lot of guys who say all women are cheaters have usually been cheated on.
I highly, highly doubt that the women saying all men are rapists have been raped. I know actual rape victims and none of them say all men are rapists.
>go to Japan
>expect it to be just like one of my Japanese animes
>no one gives a shit about me because I'm an ugly faggot baka gaijin
That's why. Nigga is mad butthurt that they aren't kissing the ground he walks on and that Japan isn't America with sushi, anime and video games everywhere.
Because if you even bring up the remote possibility that they might cheat at any point in the future, they will absolutely flip their fucking shit and say
>IS THAT THE KIND OF PERSON YOU THINK I AM?!
>YOU DONT TRUST ME?!
>WHAT IF -YOU- CHEAT HUH?
etc. A rational discussion could not be had.
Cheating depends sorely on the man. If he isn't in charge of the relationship, the women will, before she brings up she isn't happy, cheat. The reason they do this is not to hurt their egos and sorely destroy you. Women test you every single time you are in a relationship, this has to do with mating, yes we are still animals, yes it's biology, yes men are superior and we still have to take care of women. I think today masculinity is nearly destroyed and most women aren't happy because there isn't a man out there to tell them to shut the fuck up when it's necessary.
Women actually are copying men when they sleep around, actual studies show that women would want to only stay with one male and male would want to sleep with more women, that's because of our biology to spread our seed as far as possible.
I am sorry to say this, but the reason she cheated was because of you. It's your fault.
>If you have the money and can last in bed, women will have no reason to pick another man
Except that as soon as a woman has access to something, she no longer wants it. You will never be good enough for her unless you're completely rejecting her.
Even with economical stability and good intimacy women won't settle for what they have, they will always want more.
>I am sorry to say this, but the reason she cheated was because of you. It's your fault.
How about no.
If she just dumped me? Sure, whatever, my fault, probably weren't compatible or some shit.
But when someone commits the ultimate betrayal in a relationship, that's on them. Fuck off you white knight.