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Hey guys, GaijinGoomba here!
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>tfw last time i made this thread mods nuked it in seconds
inb4
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Shut the fuck up.
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>>260391792
GET THE FUCK OFF
>That voice
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I hate this guy, I recall in one video he tried to say that he wasn't a weeb which is funny as shit.

also i'm pretty sure his "wife" is just another one of his voice changers
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>>260391792
get bent you annoying fuck.
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>>260392167
His wifey is real.
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>>260391792
Is this the guy who said he hated japan cause everyone hated him over there when teaching English
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pls no
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glad to see im not the only one that hates this fat weeboo faggot
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His existence annoys me but not as much as other fucking nobodies that use Idiots as their income for 5 minute FUCKING videos about some JAP sun flower only found in the ASS of a cloud god that NOBODY ever fucking seen in a game never released outside of a shitty no name island in asialand somewhere.
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>>260391792
Weebs in denial are so fucking pathetic to see. Makes me laugh
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>>260392167
Nope, he actually streamed his wedding
He managed to fuck up the stream anyways, the wedding itself was also held in the same place a 10 year old might have their birthday party
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this guy is so fucking edgy, he wants to kill a model of miku
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His anti-waifu agenda is disgusting.
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>>260392461
I can sense the disappointment of her parents and the silent apology of his..am i right anon?
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>>260392475
Post the link
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>>260391792
>That video where he sings about the female Goomba tits
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Honestly the shantae episode was one of the worst episodes.
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>makes wild accusations about video games as if their facts
>call them out on their bullshit
>IT'S JUST A THEORY

fucking faggots have a retard mentality of I only play smart games for smart gamers like myself.
nigger think's SMITE is a smart game
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>>260392475
Sounds like easy money to me. Sit around tell them to catch up on homework or fall asleep and enjoy that sweet sweet money and knowing for once you are the one that can pretend not to understand them
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>>260392475
Dude hates things so irrationally I wouldn't be surprised.
I do know he said he hates every japanese woman older than 30.
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>>260393204
Fuck that pseudo-smart bullshit.
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>>260392475
He's pretty much a maximum edgy weeaboo that explicitly hates everything Japan because it's mainstream. Yet, he's taking on a fucking weeaboo persona.

Seriously though, how the fuck can someone ripoff Extra Credits, do a even worse fucking job and yet live with yourself? It's actually quite disgusting.
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Still not as bad as MatPat from Game Theory.

God, the faked enthusiasm you can hear in his voice is physically painful to listen too.
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>>260393246
Did he give a reason why? do they not like his pale whale body with a 15 year olds facial hair? are you trying to tell me they do not like white men who look like goomba?
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>>260392475
>>260392890

He actaully said what everyone says.

>It's a nice country to visit but not a good one to work in especially for huaito piggu baka gaijin

Or something to that effect
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Pretty accurate of what a faggot weeb with a superiority complex looks like
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>>260393467
No, it was the last item on a laundry list of reasons he hates Japan. That's all I know.
Check the dating sim video if you're really curious but I'm fairly certain he doesn't expand on that.
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>Watch the fish pond video
Man he should just shut the fuck up.
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>>260391792

I like you.

You have a really cute voice and you're very understanding of other cultures.
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>>260393246
AW HELL NO.
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God. How does he not understand that having his mascot be a fucking goomba makes him look like an idiot. It doesn't help that his intro says a bunch of shit like "truth, culture."
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>>260393448
>God, the faked enthusiasm you can hear in his voice is physically painful to listen too.

No, I think it's genuine. That's why it's annoying.

He is in that part of his life where he's getting married, his parents are proud of him, and he has a hugely popular youtube channel where he's getting almost 100% of the income (since he edits his own videos).

He probably has endorphins shooting throughout his entire body.
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>>260394239
heh
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>His dating sim video.

Judgemental fucking cunt.

Why is it so wrong for me to prefer having a 2D significant other?

He hates Japan so much for them not being open to homosexuality, but now he acts like a bigot disparaging people who have waifus. He's a fucking hypocrite.
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>>260392024
>That voice
You mean like this voice? If anything, they could be the same fucking person doing two shows. They both speaks about bullshit conspiracy crap in a fucking irritating edited voice and thinks they're deep as fuck and high and mighty about video games.
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>>260394290
Well, it takes a certian level of self absorption to even start a commentary channel.

You have to at least think, "I've got opinions that people need to listen to."

And it can easily spiral out of control from there.
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Literally who
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>>260394697
link?
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>>260394736
My ears bleed.
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Hey guys hows it going Kripparrian here.
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>>260394820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PKwcJVa3dU
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>>260394815
As opposed to figuratively who?
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>>260392979
Seriously, I was kind of expecting him to talk about how he may have not liked it because it shows a lot of skin but he did like it. Then he started getting into all this cultural history shit and I'm sitting here thinking "Who the actual fuck cares?"
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>>260395076
You do know the opposite of literally is literally, right?
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>>260394479
So does he just hate cute obasans because none of them wanted his pasty white balls? Milfs are Japan's best part.
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>>260395096
>Came to rage
>Doesn't actually give a fuck about the basis of the video.
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>>260395029
Oh fuck, that intro is stupid, and, that stupid half-assed Goomba animation.
A-are all of his fucking videos this way?
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>>260395096
I mean it was interesting at the start but good god we left even more confused. Was she Egyptian was she Turkish? Who the bloody hell cares. It's a half genie girl from a small island nation. There saved you five minutes of pretentious bull shiet
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>>260394697
I think the only reason he thinks it's so horrible is because he thinks those kind of people that are more interested in 2D than 3D is such a vast majority of Japan's population that they alone are responsible for the declining birth rates.
Needless to say, he's wrong from square one.
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>>260395521
Pretty much, he's an insufferable little faggot.
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>>260395029
>to them I was a fat nerd with horrible fashion sense

kek
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>>260395323
>>260393664
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>>260394697
The Young Turks also seem to do this when discussing the Japanese population decrease.

So aggressively trying to get people to accept homosexuality, but the moment they are presented with another alternative expression of love and commitment(in this case, dating sims and waifus) they immediately attack it.

Makes me think that they're only supporting homosexuality not because they actually think it's okay, but rather because it's the "hip and cool" thing to do.

I bet if they were alive 50 years ago, they'd be anti-gay just because the majority was.
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>>260394736
>mfw the guy behind ''Hidden Human history'' stole their art style and voice
>Darkmatter use the same voice
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I really like MatPat, I've always liked him since the Frogger episode, but can we have, like, one new episode where he doesn't unravel some dark revelation? Here's some of the outlandish things he has suggested:
>Mario is a communist sociopath, while Peach is a sexually repressed masochist who regularly does deals with a war criminal.
>You are a pawn to the real bad guy in Megaman simply because of Asimov's 3 laws of robotics
>The whole "The game industry fucking sucks shit and it's all your fault" trilogy of episodes
>AssCreed takes place on Bizarro Jupiter becuz exact Earf gravity is kill :\
>Watch_dogs is completely plausible, and the SpOoOoOky NSA boogieman is always looking at your waifus and daughterus in case they're linked to TERRURISUM or SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, and it's all thanks to your expensive overrated smart phone.
>Columbia is an impossible city. Not that the physics are wrong, it's just really sturdy sea legs and a high tolerance for car sickness are required.
>AVGN is about a paranoid schizo gamer who's really into /vr/ stuff but experiences nightmarish hallucinations because of it.
>Every game is set in one universe, and when chronologically pieced together, it creates a startlingly accurate portrait of Earth's grim future history.
I love the guy, but Jesus Christ, man. He once suggested that Polybius and project MK Ultra were one in the same and now it's transcended game theory status to full blown conspiracy theory. What the shit, Mat.
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>>260393204
His voice alone is enough to get me mad
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>>260392475
I wonder why, just imagine if you got to class and there was some weird westaboo going "I RIKE YOU AMERICA YOU HAVE COWBOYS AND BIG GUNS" You'd laugh at the guy, same deal with weebs and Japan.
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>>260395802
>The Young Turks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDZpsVbt8is
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>going to Japan to be a teacher
>not a translator

Oh wait, all weebs are pedos and ebephiles
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>>260395802
Pretty much. The left is just using gays to score quick "I'm better than you" points.

Same with Feminists. You should read some of the shit second wavers said about homosexuals and trannies.
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>>260393467
> pale body

That's pretty much the only thing he'd have going for him in Japan, if you aren't pale you're seen as trash.
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>>260393617
One of the few ecelebs who actually looks like his avatar
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>>260395029
I tried to watch it but that Goomba self insert, that voice, and that opening animation is just plain cringe worthy. Holy shit I can't do it.
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>>260393204
so are all his videos clickbait bullshit assumptions?
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>>260394697
>hates Japan so much for them not being open to homosexuality

doesn't he know that Razor Ramon is the mascot of japan
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>>260394697
This, why do liberals push shit like homosexuality and transgenderism and then mock people who decide their own path that doesn't hurt anyone?
Seems pretty fucking hypocritical.
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>>260391792
Why does he get views? How can people tolerate his voice? At least Pewdiepie appeals to the lowest common denominator but this guy is just unbearable to listen minus knowing of his cringe stories.

>>260393448
He has this nauseatingly cheesy voice but I like it. He's like that one unfunny science teacher whose class you couldn't help but enjoy.
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>>260394239
>>260395323
I love you
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>>260391792
You gave a goomba boobs. I will never look at it the same way again.
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>>260395473
I think he was being sarcastic
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>>260396303
>50s wasn't racist, we had black mascots at the back of every bus!

Ridiculing someone isn't really that progressive. They still hate actual gays, they are just too pussy to lynch them
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>>260396191
>if you aren't pale you're seen as trash.
Fuck that I need more gyaru porn
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>>260394697
>Why is it so wrong for me to prefer having a 2D significant other?
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>>260396407
why are English teachers the most bro-tier?
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>>260395323
He strikes me as a guy too passive for japanese girls in general , and that says something. I havn't been to japan but i heard they love westerners and guys who act weebo there look just as fucking sad as weebo's here.
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Sup /v/,

Just stopping by to say that you're all a bunch of faggots, and ultimately I don't give a fuck if you like my videos or not.

With that I'll take my leave and go bang my 10/10 ridiculously hot girlfriend whom I just married.

Don't take it personal, I'm just better than you.

PS: Japan sucks, fucking gooks.
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>>260395590
>god we left even more confused.
This shows you how much effort Wayforward put into researching the culture of belly dancing. It was Turkish, by the way.
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>>260393204
Isn't this the moron who compared the Wii U to the Virtual Boy?
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>>260396717
>Hates Japan for being so homophobic
>Hates waifufags
>Complains about birth rates
Regardless of your opinion on waifus that's some fucked reasoning.
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>>260396559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3i8EYC6Z9A
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>>260396798
huh, she didn't sound that fat in that shitty dating advice video.
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>>260396737
Japan detests otaku though. People always think that GAMES CAUSED HIM TO KILL is bad in America, but over in Japan, it's always that the killer or rapist or whatnot was an otaku because he either owned a single manga or game.
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>>260396692
Is it called Gyaru? I've been looking for Ganguro. It's the fucking bee's knees.
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>>260396798
>10/10 ridiculously hot girlfriend
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Fuck everyone who uses those voice changers to sound all weird and funny.

Though it lets me claim that this guy and Extra Credits are the same person and that makes people lose their shit.
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>>260397004
They're the same thing.
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>>260391792
Hey guys, Chinky Chain Chomp here!
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hey guys, Weaboo Wiggler here!
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>>260393204
>nigger think's SMITE is a smart game
he said it was culturaly accurate and gave sources

>makes wild accusations
>IT'S JUST A THEORY
Well no shit sherlock, it's a show about putting real life logic into games just to see how it turns out, for fun. The very name of the show implies that nothing they "accuse" the games of is an actual fact.
He's not saying "Mario is a fucking psycho, legit" he's saying "If Mario were a real person, he'd be a psycho". The difference is huge if you can't really tell.
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>>260396913
How can someone draw a penis with breast and think that was a good idea?
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>>260397085
Fuck, forgot the picture.
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>>260397004
Ganguro is the more extreme version. I don't care for it as much.
Gyaru is synonymous with Kogal, though.
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>>260392678
>the wedding itself was also held in the same place a 10 year old might have their birthday party

chuck e cheese's?
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>>260396717
Really though why?

You could say it's wrong because it's a relationship that does not produce children, however, I'm trying to argue it from a pro-gay point of view that GaijinGoomba holds.

If it makes me happy, and doesn't hurt anyone, why is it wrong?
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>>260396876
No idea who he is or what the video is about I don't do that e-celeb shit. I just read that and laughed my ass off
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>>260396692
I'm going to need a source, anon.
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>>260395836
Hidden Human History would have been a GOAT RPG. Seriously.
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>>260396798
>not "Sup faggots, my name is GaijinGoomba and I hate every single one of you"
Step it up senpai.
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>>260397248
you've not gone to /d/ enough
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>>260397426
is that the one with tantric mind sex orgies
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>>260397383
Gujira.
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>>260397004
Yes it's Gyaru, it should be called "GAL" because that's what the Katakana is trying to say, but weebs.
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>>260397004
Gonna make your life so much easier. Look up "GAL"
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>>260397268
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>>260396986
I'm not surprised. they seem to have a lot of quiet ticking timebombs that eather go nuts for whatever reason or kill themselfs where nobody can find them, of course that can be said about anywhere but i point this out cause of that suicide forest they have. I would like to talk to goomba in real life to see what his public face is when he is out of his comfort zone.
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>>260397635
>GAL
>not GAL-O
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>>260392829
At least he got married, unlike you
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>>260397253
>>260397531
>>260397426
You mean this shit? No, that was the one where jews are from space AND future and marsians rule the world because they destroyed their own planet.
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>>260397463
I have.
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>>260391792
Isn't this the guy who makes his students watch his terrible videos for extra credit? With how the youtube partner program works it's essentially bribery. I don't know how he hasn't been fired yet.
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>>260397270
Basically yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY_RdAHu_v4
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>>260397762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

it has been a while, has it not?
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Gaijin is a fucking insult. Its not something you name yourself! Not without a really nasty fuck-you tone that this guy does not have.
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>>260394697
What bothered me more was how it led into him going on about Japan's declining birthrates like they were the end of the country and I'm just sitting here like "Do you have any idea how overpopulated the rest of the world is?"

I'd gladly welcome synthetic relations if it meant less people. Realistically though, I don't think it will though.
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>>260397776
>1995+19 year of space exploration and alien invasions
>He still thinks about getting married.
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>>260396913
>Goomba booty
>goomba
>booty
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>>260395868
AVGN episode was borderline retarded, really hate it when he makes videos that aren't about video games
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>>260397776
>Getting married
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>>260397635
Her thighs remind me of soup skin.
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>>260397635
my nigga Oakland. thanks for all your beautiful gifs
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>>260397776
I'm too selfish to want to.
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>>260396717
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>>260397819
Well I haven't for a while, has it gotten that tame?

>>260397868
A friend of mine has his wedding celebration in a McDonalds. Then again, he also had a proper wedding in a church.

GG's IRL friends must've been fucking worth gold to attend to something like that with a straight face.
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>>260392890
>>260393246

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG5gkSl_IjA

2 minutes in. Got pissy JP teens didnt care about him or America
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>>260396717
Posting a picture of someone laughing isn't an answer, it's dodging the question. Unless your answer is "people will laugh" in which case you should come up with a better one because that's not a big deal.
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>>260393204
BUT IT'S JUST A THEORY ANON.
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>>260397776
If i do it's gonna be cheaper than your mom when the navy comes to town.
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>>260397635

"Can you post moar?" - Questioned my rock hard dick.
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>>260397987
>Overpopulation is a global and not local problem

That bullshit is like the wage gap or the lack of blacks in education, but it's used by only virgins. Pure misinformation

Japan is dying out. Europe is dying out. USA isn't dying out, because immigrants. South Asia and Africa are overpopulated. Japanese not fucking won't make the Indians starve less, and all the black babies in the world won't stop their pension system from collapsing in 20 years

And no, you don't have a gf because yo ua re a loser, not because you are saving the world
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HEY GUYS NIGGER KOOPA HERE
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>>260397794
The shit people believe in.
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>>260398101
On JAV Junkies, most GAL videos are under the black tag.
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>>260398251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq07PbaXZVM

His best man is wearing Luigi's hat
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>>260398262
>"I'm glad Xbox is popular all over the world, more than Sony and Nintendo"
>"I read in a Kotaku article that..."
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>>260395015
Now this is a nigga I can listen to for hours.
>Dat voice
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>>260397868
salutations? no, not even for free food..just no.
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>>260398638

>Mario and Luigi Hat.

Holy shit my sides have left this planet and have started their own big bang.
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>>260398638
if he had worn a mustache he'd be 10/10, would pay for his serives.
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>>260398447
So you're saying we should just let more brown people into our countries?
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>>260398986
Only if those brown people are tan jap bitches.
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>>260398842
Why are you acting like there's a correlation?

You would have made the same exact post, unless he chose the console you own, in which case you'd ignore it as an anomaly
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>>260398262
>I HATED when my Japanese students came up to me and asked if I owned a gun since I was American
>I said no, that's dangerous you stupid teens. I dont own weapons, I only own dozens of knives and sword for decorative purposes
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How do people listen to this guy? His whole persona is cringe worthy, his opinions are stupid and his voice is annoying as fuck.
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>>260398308
A GAME THEORY
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>>260397776
>give me the chains!
>I want to be bound for life!
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>>260399280
GET.......OUT
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So what VNs are you niggas playing?
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>>260399168
More like because Xbox is failing. One is a piece of shit no one wants yet he praises MS for knowing what 'the world' wants
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>>260399183
>not going "Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?"

What a pussy
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>>260399093
I wish Rumika would come back from retirement.
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Yankee Yoshi reporting in!
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GTFO
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>>260399183
I don't want to bring this kind of argument, but don't compare a knife to a gun. they're not the same kind of danger
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>>260399398
Not shit ones, like that one.
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>>260397776
My dad got married, and he is a fucking loser
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>>260398846
He looks like a pedo
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>>260399280
You're supposed to say "gay theory"
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>>260399358
THANKS FOR WATCHING
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>>260399446
Depending on the situation's circumstances a knife can easily be as deadly as a gun.
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hatsune miku
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>>260399446
But firearms might be used for hunting food, I don't katanas were ever intended for anything but person-to-person combat (ignoring decoration)
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>>260399446
I am the danger :^3
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>>260399398
An actual novel.
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Isnt this the guy who has a hard on for Brazil or some shitty third world country and wants games to pander to them?
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>>260397925
Jesus christ.
I forgot all about GALO SENGEN
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>>260399676
Yes but there is such a thing as non-lethal use of knifes

There is no such thing as non-lethal use of guns.
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>>260398262
Degeneracy: the video.
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>>260395029
How exactly is that the VN's fault?

This is what he said about Japanese relationships declining:

>Men are expected to be tall for women
>Men are expected to be college educated for women
>Men are expected to be rich for women
>Even when men are tall, rich, and highly educated, women still think they're not good enough

So basically men are willing to do whatever it takes to satisfy women, but satisfying women is fucking impossible. That has nothing to do with the VNs, those are the solution, not the problem.

Wasnt there some dating site statistics that said that women tended to rate over 80% of all men as "below average?"

There's your problem.
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This is the video to kicked me over to the FUck goomba side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLiTod6R7hc
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>>260398447
>the only meaningful thing anyone has ever done is gotten laid
Don't worry, /v/ro. If I need a semen dispensary I'll just ring up your mom.
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HEY GOY uh GUYS IT'S KIKE KOOPA HERE WITH HARD HITTING FACTS ABOUT VIDEOGAMES
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>>260395029
>jerking machine is a hand
>girl on screen clearly using her feet
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>>260400013
You are no Tesla, you are a fat fuck who claims to play vidya, but instead just complains about Zoe Quinn

Why don't you finish the Walking Dead, you can't even die in that one
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>>260400013
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

#NRUB
#R U
#U R
#BURN
#U R
#R U
#NRUB
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>>260399841
What is the Sega Master System. Seriously, BRs love that shit.
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>>260399918
this pants on head
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>>260399183
Do Japs like guns?
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>>260398447
>Japan is dying out
Which is fucking bullshit.
Their population will shrink from 140 million to 120 million in the next 50 years.
Big fucking deal.

As for africa being overpopulated.
Mother nature is trying to correct her mistake by ebola, aids and malaria
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>>260397223
>if Mario would be a real psycho
nope.
He said Mario is a sociopath or whatever he used, not "If mario would be real". Yes, he applies "logic" to it but not to see how it would work irl.
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>>260397197
I imagine he sounds like the chicken robot in those sonic cartoons.
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>>260397776
I bet you want to have children too you faggot
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>>260395323
More like this?
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>>260400354
They do. Incidentally, guns laws over there are really strict, too.
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>>260399949
>This is what he said about Japanese relationships declining:
He is a fucking loser who has no idea of relationships.
If you've ever been to japan and interacted with people you'd know there's a huge baby boom at the moment, becaue most of the parent generations of mid 30s nips are going into retirement now, enabling young japanese couples to move up in the job ladder and create families.
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>>260400354
Guns are pretty goddamn illegal in Japan.
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>>260399918
>he doesn't shove firearms up his butt for pleasure
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>>260400354
yeah, but they only buy airsoft guns
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>>260400334
Do gyarus like the white man cock? I'm perfectly fine going over there and being their wacky sex friend.
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>>260391792

I bet his dick looks just like that.. fully erect.
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>>260400365
It's about their population getting older

Old people don't work, and are a parasite until like 110, because superior Jap genes

40 million working men will have to treat 80 million old fucks gambling every night
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>>260399583
and he gave birth to one too!
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>>260397776
>All these excuses
He went to Japan and married main land hotty Japanese girl. He's living the dream.
>B-BUT HES A WEEB
What's the point of an insult when in the end he's doing nothing to hurt people, has companionship, and has respect and fans?
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>>260399918
>dart guns
>stun guns
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>>260400797
Yeah, my sister is kind of a fuck up
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>>260393204
according to him wario is like 9 foot 3 and peach is 6 foot but how is wario shorter than peach?

just look up his wario fart video.
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>>260400354
eh. Sometimes. Metal Gear sells in japan. but you cannot buy guns in japan. like really, the cops and ONLY the cops have firearms
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>>260400903
Isn't GG's wife white?
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>>260395609
Let's not forget the fact that Japanese women are prudish cunts. It's the culture they've made for themselves. let them dig their own grave while they're at it while the smarter japanese people go to other countries, marry outside of their heritage and take jobs outside of japan. I can't wait the Japanese is nothing more than a fairy's tale 50-100 years from now.
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>>260393204
I have a friend who listens to both gaijin goomba AND this fucker and it's infuriating to listen to it all the time.
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>>260401121
No. She's, like I said, main land Japanese.
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>>260397635
>>260398549
>>260399414
>>260400334
>>260400605
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>>260396290
His videos are mostly strawmanning arguments about video games for fun. It's not a serious thing in any way. Like Mario being communist or if the moon in Majoras mask could actually destroy the world when it fell. It's just goofy bullshit he does for fun.
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>>260400769
How much money you got?
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>>260401121
No, she has fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>260399918
>There is no such thing as non-lethal use of guns.
you mean a pistol whip?
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>>260401121
here she is
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Post goombas big butt music video.
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>>260395015
>>260398846

I dont particularly like the guy but I could listen to him talk for hours

Fuck why

Hes just mastered that rhythm of talking in a relaxing tone
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>>260400903
>>He went to Japan and married main land hotty Japanese girl.
He married an american landwhale

Either that, or the fatass Asian
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>>260394697
>women want to work and not fuck
>women want independence instead of enter into a committed relationship
>women will drop thousands of dollars or more on hosts, who they don't even get to fuck or have any sexual relationships with
>men do the same in hostess bars
>you are expected to work so much that if you have a family you have no time for anything else
>paternity and maternity leaves are a joke there
>make fun of people who spend that money on their waifu instead of real women, they don't even bash people who give money to flesh and blood host/hostess waifus
>this is even worse because they have multiple clients and are certainly not pure like an idea which is a fictional character
>they constantly wonder why no one is having kids
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>>260401509
I'd fuck her, but bbw is my fetish.
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>>260401509
fuuuuuuuck
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>>260401509
vomitingman.jpg
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>>260401509
the blue whale
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>>260401346
Rumika and Mana Izumi speak a tiny bit of English in their "Fan Thanksgiving Tour Bus" DVD. Mana says to Rumika they should pretend to be American girls while getting ate out and they say "Oh, fuck me, fuck me boy!"

Man, I told myself I'd play Mega Man tonight...And I'm here posting tanned Japanese cuties.
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>>260398262
>A supposed weeaboo who hates Japanese culture media and norms
Why ?
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>>260400903
he got married to fat murricn and held the wedding at an arcade place in arkasawnsanwsd
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>>260401509
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>>260401754
HAhahahaha
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>>260395868
You do realize this is all for fun right? He doesn't believe these things he's just making arguments based off of dumb things for shits and giggles and trying to make it sound kind of legit.

At least I hope so
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>>260401807
Thank you based oakland
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>>260401509
eeeeeeeeeh she's okay.
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>>260401878
duct tape can do wonders to fat
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>>260401509
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>>260401817
Hipster Weeaboo
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>>260401807
Dude she is just a porn actress, stop being so obsessed

At least collect all the cum you wasted on her, send it to Europe and buy a plane ticket to the bath house she hangs her cunt out
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>I will never get Prince Devitt abs
>I will never become a puroresu star
>I will never travel town to town all over Japan sleeping with hot Gyaru chicks every night
Why even live?
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>>260401878
*unsheathes katana*
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>>260401643
if i could honestly just be content with porn and dating sims, i see no reason to date a real woman. They're unstable, obnoxious, hypocritical, naive cunts. There is absolutely no reason to date one except companionship and sex, which is what dogs and prostitutes are for

Also i cant fathom why anyone would want to have children
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>>260402137
BUT IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
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>>260402173
>>260402174
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>>260401807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1yn6KgVjfw
Like this?
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>>260402173
>>260402174
Katanamind
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>>260400354
The people in that webm are so fucking beta

They could easily just tackle the scrawny guy while he was slooowly reloading
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>>260402173
>>260402174
How embarrassing
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>>260402173
>>260402174
>that painting on the left

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>260402137
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>>260391792
I only watched his video discussing Summons in Bravely Default and I was pretty disgusted by that thing.

Shirley from the way /v/'s been talking, was he any better in old days?
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>>260402496
I expect Boku no Pico
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>>260401878
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>tfw one day kids on /v/ will talk about this faggot in nostalgia threads...
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>>260402720
I can see his mega buster
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>>260391792
squeaky fucken autistic sack of shit
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>>260394736
>people exist who dislike Extra Credits
Fucking how
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>>260398481
>that filename

Come on I have to have the source for that google and the exhentai plug-in is giving me nothing.
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>>260400354
source?
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>>260400354
>Outnumber the guy
>They all just cower together making it easier for him.
I wish this wasn't so common.
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Hey guys, Doctor Piccolo here!
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>>260402823
out
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>>260401817
>>260402548
>>260402231
>like anime
>want to get girl
>can only get likeminded girl
>watch anime girl like, because... ??? Profit
>time passes
>this vidya feminisim bs becomes popular
>they still want to get laid
>(white knight logic) Feminism = Women
>Japan = Anti-feminisim
>Must hate Japan
>can't stop being weeaboo
>have to be a weeaboo who hates japan
>nobody cares because hypocrisy is a thing
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>>260402862
http://exhentai.org/g/728765/8e6c85b581/
I should just make that the filename. Someone always asks, without fail.
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>>260402895
>I wish this wasn't so common.
Because you like a good challenge?
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>>260396737
he once talked about how he fell into the same trap many otakus do, living life dating a virtual girlfriend
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>>260391792
why do fat guys always have that type of facial hair
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>>260402987
this whole post
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>>260394697
your 2D significant other is a slut and doesnt even know about you nerd
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>>260396082
There are a lot of teaching jobs
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>>260402884
Lesson of the Evil
It's kinda boring at the start but picks up dramatically
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>>260400354


>Do you rike Hurey Rewis and the newsu?
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>>260403019
It's strange a result didnt come up in the archive at least.
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>>260398447
Birth rates are actually starting to go up, albeit slowly.
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>>260402965
No, really. I'm genuinely confused. They're pretty cool and have mature discussions about things, while covering the perspective of gamers and developers. The voice change is weird, but not annoyingly high-pitched, so I don't really mind that much.

I see nothing to hate.
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>>260402823
Missile commander episode, gamification episode, To be fair they were the best thing on the esapist but that's not saying a lot.
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>>260397383
Found it
[Gujira] Chikan Yasan (Comic Koh Vol.2)
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>>260394736
pretty sure in a game dev tutorial our TA played one of their videos, I didn't know what the fuck was going on and I finished my shit and left. God I hate the gaming community, expect an even shitty-er future
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>>260397574
It only gives me a big green lizard, help?
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>>260392663
he lives in Japan
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>>260396303
razor ramon is just a comedian and he's quit the hard gay act
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>>260398026
>>260398069
>>260398165
>>260398323
>>260399308
>>260399583
>>260400512

>Anon says that his parents are disappointed in him for wearing some Mario shit at a wedding
>Call him out for being in a scenario where his parents are probably more ashamed in him
>"Lol who wants to get married faggot"

Guys, this "pretending to be retarded" game isn't funny anymore

>>260399583
Also, this one right here is Miiverse level autistic
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>>260396798
Is that Goomba tits?
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>>260403993

>That's a pretty go-

The Cockie Monster?

I can't decide if this is supposed to be funny or autistic.
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>>260403293
the fuck? does that mean he went out and bought himself computer for the soul reason to have a japanese girl who would want to talk to him?
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>>260402907
Thanks Doc
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>>260391792
Who the hell is that and why should I give a damn?
>>
I will post this everytime he is mentioned on /v/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3i8EYC6Z9A
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>>260394697
>Why is it so wrong for me to prefer having a 2D significant other

I always thought this waifu shit was a joke. On a scale from autism to chrischan where do you fit in?
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>>260397635
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>>260404293
He made this because people called his girlfriend fat, didnt he.
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Gaijin Goomba is such an offensive name too

What's next, Jewwario, instead of Wario?
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>>260404293
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>>260404293
I've never felt so embarrassed for someone in my life.

I can make it through cringe threads without even wincing but this insanity.
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>>260404607
anyone who calls themselfs Jewwario should just kill themselfs
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>>260404756
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>>260404698

BUT YOU GOTTA SHAKE THEM SHROOM'S!
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>>260391792
>want to find gameplay videos of game
>every video begins with loud, obnoxious, nasally voice
Sometimes I wish LP's never existed
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>>260404293
I'm just here sitting looking at the thumbnail wondering if I want to proceed further.

I've waited my entire life for this moment and I'm scared.
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>>260404607
>>260404756
Jewwario is dead guys
Not that anyone remembers by now lol
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>>260404293
This is so fucking pathetic
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>>260395029
He sounds no better than bigots screaming "FAGGOTS ARE GOING TO DECREASE THE POPULATION"
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>>260397635
*spreads my dick juice on the monitor*
mmmm
fuk
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>>260405115
Siete Peso Pete remembers
>>
Can you make it through this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20sLHpowweI

>2:46

It's all worth it.
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>>260396082
>NEET
>mfw i can go to japan anytime to get a car soldering or any other slave-y kinda jobs

should i
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>>260404293
Why is the bbw with him again? that poor mammoth.
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>>260404293
>unlisted
How did you find this?
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>>260405289
>not posting the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ
>implying Tdub isn't the greatest rapper of our lifetime
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>>260402218
that kind of mentality is what causing the japanese die a slow death.
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>>260403993
lol who wants to get married, faggot
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>>260404293
I can imagine kids under 16 doing this. Holy crap, have some shame in your work.
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>>260405115
I seriously hoped it will be a Benoit thing

Like everyone mourns him and rip, then the next they we learn he killed his family, and the entire TGWTG crew pretends he never existed
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>>260401106
And the Yakuza
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>>260394697
>Why is it so wrong for me to prefer having a 2D significant other?
okay that got me
>>
Why would you even call yourself Gaijin Goomba? What's next, Kike Koopa or Spic Shy Guy?
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>>260405480

>2:46
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>>260397004
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>>260391792
Holy crap.. I have never heard of this guy before and I am currently skimming through some of his videos. I am cringing way too much right now... How does this guy have so many likes? Is it because he does the annoying voice thing like the extra credit people?
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>>260405115
The only reason i knew him was the hat. Joe got uber sads but really how big an impact did the guy actually have? I mean as a cretic or something . was he big
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>>260403993
Give me a single reason to get married other than

>I'm so insecure, I need God and the law to chain a woman to myself, because my dick isn't enough
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>>260405559
Yakuza got pussy

They are just corrupt businessmen at this point. The only times they show violence is random bar fights and if the russians try to come in on their turf
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>>260405651
Wh-whatever
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>>260405736
bigass cake
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>>260398262
>you have a bunch of brazilians living in japan
>brazilians
>mattering
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>>260405696
dat tanned booty
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>>260405725
Ninten-year-olds are the third cancer army in the internet. Right next to bronies and maymay's kids
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>>260405728
The way you type is appalling.
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>>260405374
Maybe I am someone "close" to these YouTube folk. Plus you can find it on select sites if you search deep enough. Was up on his personal Facebook for a select time also as a dig to "dem trollz"
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>>260403993
Getting married in a country like Murica is more harm than good. You're better off just fucking girls and being done wit them.
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>>260405521
yes and is there anything wrong with that line of thinking?
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>>260403663
That nigga proposed that we'd run out of fucking internet.
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>>260404293
Despair but also an erection
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>>260406020
You can buy a bigass cake, even without getting married
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>>260404293
I want to fug that goomba
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>>260405736
>God and the law
Marriage is in literally every culture. That's not "literally" as in most of them, that's as in you cannot find a single culture in the entire world that does not have some ritual bond resembling marriage. Marriage is a human universal.
>>
"I guess I'm stuck with this weird human voice for the next 6 hours"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcHtdcO4Jdo&list=UUo_IB5145EVNcf8hw1Kku7w

holy shit
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>>260406393
the cake will be vastly cheaper just by virtue of NOT being a wedding cake too
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>>260406225
I know but it gives me giddy pleasure.
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>>260405736
Being with who you love.

Of course, you probably wouldn't think that since autistic people are't capable of feeling love.

Or any emotion for that matter
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>>260406393
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>>260397223
Didn't he actually keep calling Mario a psycho long afterwards? Without any sense of fun or sarcasm.
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>>260405696
>>260401807
>>260401121
>>260400605
>>260400334
>>260399414
>>260397635
>feel disgust when american bitches look and act like that
>for some reason when japanese bitches do it I get a hard-on
Why?
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>>260406448
he sounds like he's 15

his videos could actually be mediocre if he just got rid of the shitty background japanese shit and the goomba
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>>260406586
I take it you never bothered to look up autism?
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>>260406586
People with Downs can have kids with eachother, it doesn't make it a good idea.
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>>260401509
how they met
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJAE2ZHslOM
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>>260406818
Nigga you think fetishes are supposed to make sense?
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>>260406818
Because you have yellow fever, just like every white guy
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>>260405736
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>>260406586
>Being with who you love
possible without marriage


>Of course, you probably wouldn't think that since autistic people are't capable of feeling love.
>Or any emotion for that matter

oh so you're retarded. should have said that earlier
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>>260406818

It's the contrast between the ideal demure Japanese woman and the wonton Western slut
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>>260400334
If this is a video, I'm gonna need the name of it, for scientific purposes
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>>260406974
>yellow fever
>brown bitches with blonde hair
You lost me.
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>>260406897

Nigga i've been around autistic people

They have no sympathy or appreciation. All they do is circlejerk about how they're apart of the FBI or some other gay shitty clan that does nothing but play Minecraft all day
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>>260406586
>Get married
>Get bored of each other like most first world marriages
>Shit occurs
>Hurr divorce
>Alimony
>Childsupport
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>>260407101
Their facial structure doesn't change.
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>>260406974
I'm not white though
all them half-breeds I would produce
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For all you lonely guys out there....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHfFkX2Awqo
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>>260406934
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>>260406825

>he sounds like he's 15
Colour me shocked an otaku has low testosterone levels.
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>>260407305
Nope.
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>>260405736
>Legalize gay marriage!
>marriage is fucking pointless anyway!
Fucking libruls
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>>260402473
>>260402895
I don't know shit about guns but wouldn't a shotgun hit more than just one person at a time if they were all standing right next to one another?
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>>260406978
bullshit, my dad's been married for years and he didn't get a fedora till like 10 years later and he doesn't even wear the damn thing.
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>>260407028
I'm already diamonds thinking about squeaky voiced sluts yelling bad engrish swearings as they are fucked.
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>>260398262
>They should learn at least Portuguese
Portuguese is a deadline language. Who speaks this shit? BRland, Portugal and... Angola? Cape Verde? Portugal used to be important 500 years ago, now it's all about sucking EU's tits. BRland is going to face some real economical crisis soon.

Brazilians should speak English, fuck Portuguese.
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>>260407472
Listen to your Goomba heart anon, for it will never goomba lie to you.
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>>260407303
/a/ please
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>>260405736
there's also benefits recognized by the law so...
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>>260407729
Nope.
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>>260407305
every single retard who happens to date a girl who plays video games (see: Skyrim + Minecraft) feels the need to act like an expert on how to date girls who like video games.

Happens with fucking anything when someone's in a relationship or anything.

>Dude sex is easy just be like me and be at the right place at the right time talking to the right person who happens to like you and who you happen to like who happens to also not have any opposition to having sex, its like simple dude
>Dude just get a job its easy just get lucky and have connections like me like dude just talk to your stepdad he'll get you a job its easy bro
>Dude if you wanna date a gamer girl just do everything i said before but add in the extra level of chance that the girl may or may not like video games and theres nothing you can do to change that ITS SO. EASY. BRO.
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>>260406934
>That voice

I can't watch this
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>>260407482
how is he holding the lighter with his left hand if he's also tipping his fedora with his left hand
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>>260391792
Why does he have the exact same voice as the extra credits guy?
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>>260396913
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>>260407253
>>260406586
The only people that get into this cycle are people who think that getting married is a special term for long-lasting fuckbuddy.

Besides, this cycle is easily possible with unmarried couples.
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http://www.patreon.com/gaijingoombah
>other autists give this autist $1,690 every month
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>>260408140
With the force of Euphoria
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>>260407514
Not really no. The spread on shotguns is fucking tiny.

Ive only shot a shotgun a few times, but one time I shot a soda can from probably 50+ feet away and it had at least 100 holes in it out of a 200-pellet shot.
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>>260408285
time to autism on youtube then
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>>260396082
Teaching english in Asia is the bottom of the barrel and is just easy money.

Japs only think of white people as english teachers and the majority of them are weebs who have a bachelor of arts in dicksucking. The worst thing about them is they come back and act as if they're better than people who actually did teaching degrees.
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>>260408285
Meanwhile, nobody bothers to give money to Gamesack's patreon.

NO JUSTICE.
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>>260408000
That's a pretty accurate summarization of...well everything. Shit.
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What's his name again?
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>>260396798
The face of a man who was physically bullied in high school. I'd bet the janitor's entire yearly salary on it.
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>>260408484
Angry Joe.
Also that meme isn't funny
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>>260408484
Angry Joe
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>>260408484
Angry Joe.
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>>260406978
>dat chunky butt
You know a fag drew that
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>>260399398
Waiting for Koi to Senkyo and Cannonball Neko to finally be released in English

FUCKING 100% TRANSLATED AND NEARLY COMPLETE EDITING
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>>260408484
Assblasted Antonio
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>>260408484
mad spic
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>>260408484
Angry Joe
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>>260408628
>>260408617
>>260408580
Samefag alert.
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>>260396082
>>260408438
>tfw at my wits end with my bs in biology because I couldn't find job
>apply to be an English teacher in Japan

Shit was pretty ok
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>>260408484
ANGRY JOE
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>>260408785
>It's my first week here and nobody told me about post cooldown
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>>260400354
Holy shit i never cringe so hard over the stupidity of those people they didn't even try to fight back.
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>>260405736
Tax exemptions
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>>260408285
>http://www.patreon.com/gaijingoombah
60 dollars those people don't deserve, keeping his fat ass a float. And just to speak to him and help him out with his show? I don't buy toilet paper off my plumber and expect him to tell me how to shit.
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>>260408580
>>260408617
>>260408628
>>260408759
>>260408810
WRONG
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>>260399435
Commie Koopa bombing his way in!
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>>260408785
>All that same minute
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>>260408709
it's almost been a year since Fitz died
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>>260392024
This, it's hard to imagine something more annoying than a high pitched weeaboo fucking goomba, jesus, just thinking about it pisses me off.

Which is unfortunate, i would have watched it if this wasn't the case.
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>>260406267
I want /r9k/ to leave.
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>>260409040
>tfw he became too popular for his own tastes and quit making videos
>tfw he got popular because we all loved his videos
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>>260408785
You got me
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>>260409192
>not wanting to marry a manipulative crone or have kids is /r9k/

get out grandpa
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>>260409295
Nice shop
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>>260401509
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>>260406267

>Letting the idiots influence future generations
>Smart people will die out with no offspring
>Being old will be worse than being young now

We're all gonna die painful deaths and the world will be lost.
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>>260408215
>literally being unable to tell voices apart
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>>260394736
Holy shit I can't make myself watch this, the fact this guy puts himself on a stand with people looking up at him like what he is the voice of reason people need is just absolutely off putting.
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>>260391792
So this is actually a real thing?

I saw one of these threads once and thought it was some meme where you made up a fake internet celebrity by taking a random video game character or item and combining it with a word that started with the same letter like BaldBowser

It just sounds made up
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>>260409569
it was gonna happen anyway. Whats the point in prolonging it?

Why would I bring another person into the world only to have them suffer through everything I already went through?

The good parts of live are absolutely not worth all the bad parts, I'm just way too chicken shit to kill myself so I play video games to distract myself. Having children is one of the most evil things I can possibly imagine doing.
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>>260409507
Jesus man, I don't care about women, I'm just not constantly seething with rage at them.
Just constantly bitching about women is seriously /r9k/ tier.
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>>260395015
Isn't this the guy living in his rich father's basement?
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Some of his videos are okay, but when he tries to cover ANY SORT OF SOCIAL ISSUES or talks about what Japan is like nowadays, I just cringe hard and have to stop watching.
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>>260402823
>"Guys our token woman has a broken wrist or something and needs money to pay her hospital bill, pls help!"

0 integrity.
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>>260401121
>tfw you will never fuck a garuo girl

It hurts to live
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>>260408447
Fuck them, they talked shit about the GOAT commentary team and Tecmo Bowl.
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>>260397776
>getting married
>ever
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>>260409738
It's real, and he is terrible.
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>>260400354
>this slow ass reloading
>they do nothing about it
they deserved that
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>>260409958
i dont constantly bitch about them, but the very idea of spending my life with one single woman is fucking laughable.
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>>260401509

She's fat but at least white. Remember, in the day of the rope those who mixed will be nixed.
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>>260410810
I don't disagree.
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>people on 4chan like jontron
>people on 4chan like extra credits
>people on 4chan like goomba guy
>people on 4chan like pewpiedie


Why ? they are all shit they all overreact and they all focus on the children audience

Go watch something mature like Vsauce
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>>260410990
>mfw I watch vsauce AND jontron

Whatchu gon do faggot
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>>260410990
>I only watch mature youtubers for mature people like myself
bish nigga I wash what I wan fgt
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>>260411185
Stick a carrot up my ass.
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>>260409530
You're never happy, are you?
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>>260410325
see this shit is exactly why I feel no desire at all to date ever again.

Like fucking seriously, I wish I could just sit down and honestly talk with a woman and say "if youre going to cheat on me, just fucking end the relationship beforehand." But no, the having a boyfriend part is fucking necessary because women always want what they cant have, and ONLY what they cant have.

For every cheating woman, they would not be fucking the guy theyre cheating with if they were single, I fucking guarantee it.
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>>260410990
I like Jon Jafari as a person but the other 3 you posted are universally hated on here.

You need to learn how to detect sarcasm.
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>>260410069

Was. and as far as i know he was actually pulling in more than his father was. I think he moved to like sicily or something to be with his girlfriend
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>>260411394
>>260410325
Do you realize you are exactly like those women who say all men are rapists?

Do you really not see the irony of it?
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>>260410325
Yeah, my ex cheated on me, billions of red flags but didn't want to believe it because she seemed so innocent and nice.

Always tell the person you're with you trust them, but always watch them with a careful eye.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eWB9jEOE8A
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>>260411372
Stream or it didn't happen
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>>260411556
Good point.

However, a lot of guys who say all women are cheaters have usually been cheated on.

I highly, highly doubt that the women saying all men are rapists have been raped. I know actual rape victims and none of them say all men are rapists.
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>>260391792

Please stop shitting up Game Theory with your shitty shit.
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>>260411394
>I wish I could just sit down and honestly talk with a woman and say "if youre going to cheat on me, just fucking end the relationship beforehand."

And why exactly cant you?
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>>260411825
Only losers get cheated on

If you have the money and can last in bed, women will have no reason to pick another man
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>>260401817
>go to Japan
>expect it to be just like one of my Japanese animes
>no one gives a shit about me because I'm an ugly faggot baka gaijin
That's why. Nigga is mad butthurt that they aren't kissing the ground he walks on and that Japan isn't America with sushi, anime and video games everywhere.
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>>260411859
Because if you even bring up the remote possibility that they might cheat at any point in the future, they will absolutely flip their fucking shit and say

>IS THAT THE KIND OF PERSON YOU THINK I AM?!
>YOU DONT TRUST ME?!
>WHAT IF -YOU- CHEAT HUH?

etc. A rational discussion could not be had.
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>>260411394
Cheating depends sorely on the man. If he isn't in charge of the relationship, the women will, before she brings up she isn't happy, cheat. The reason they do this is not to hurt their egos and sorely destroy you. Women test you every single time you are in a relationship, this has to do with mating, yes we are still animals, yes it's biology, yes men are superior and we still have to take care of women. I think today masculinity is nearly destroyed and most women aren't happy because there isn't a man out there to tell them to shut the fuck up when it's necessary.

Women actually are copying men when they sleep around, actual studies show that women would want to only stay with one male and male would want to sleep with more women, that's because of our biology to spread our seed as far as possible.

>>260411637
I am sorry to say this, but the reason she cheated was because of you. It's your fault.
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tfw no asian gf

why
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>>260411843

has anyone made a ruse image out of those medieval pictures?
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>>260411978

And that just goes further into the stereotype that women are all shallow whores who don't care about anything OTHER than your money and how well you do in bed.
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>>260411978
>If you have the money and can last in bed, women will have no reason to pick another man
Except that as soon as a woman has access to something, she no longer wants it. You will never be good enough for her unless you're completely rejecting her.
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>>260408438
>>260408792
How hard is it? Do you need to be good at speaking Jap?
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>>260412118
>it is always the guy's fault
Fuck off, white knight
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>>260412073
>WHAT IF -YOU- CHEAT HUH?
Happened to me i just said "If it does i promise it will be with someone you don't know". I said it in a joking way so didnt get shit for it .
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>>260411978
Even with economical stability and good intimacy women won't settle for what they have, they will always want more.
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>>260412118
>I am sorry to say this, but the reason she cheated was because of you. It's your fault.
How about no.
If she just dumped me? Sure, whatever, my fault, probably weren't compatible or some shit.
But when someone commits the ultimate betrayal in a relationship, that's on them. Fuck off you white knight.
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