two months, bros
only two months left
will you start with the first Bayonetta?
did you pre-order it already?
Just think of all those lucky little kids who will wander onto the Bayonetta 1/2 miiverse communities and the endless ass screenshots.
Can't forget those.
>Luka's ass-fondling cutscene with this outfit.
The PS3 version is complete shit and Kamiya regrets it. The 360 version is fine but the 360 itself is a piece of shit that will break on you in at least a year.
Bayonetta getting a Wii U port probably saved the game itself from being lost forever in due time.
I'm tempted to start with the first on the wii u because i got nearly all stone awards during my playthrough. but I'm going to go full casual on it just to get it out of the way and as a warmup for the second
A PC port in time would be nice too, but unfortunately that won't happen with Nintendo. Well, Sega maybe able to do something, but I don't know.
Still, at least there's a definitive version - finally.
>tfw PC + Nintendo
Gonna play Hyrule Warriors, Smash, Bayo 2, Captain Toad, GTA V, Fable anniversary, Escape Dead Island and some more shit this fall.
Feels good man.
did they reveal any more weapons yet
Love is Blue (Handguns)
Rakshasa (Dual swords, foot equippable)
Kafka (Poison bug bow)
Undine (Ice/Flamethrowers. foot equippable)
they took what bayonetta 1 was and added onto it. It's more action packed, which is the exact opposite of what DMC2 is.
They also added the Umbran Climax which lets bayonetta go into 'serious mode' with a full magic meter instead of only being used for bosses and using the climax brace. Basically her Devil Trigger, and it's such a fitting addition.
Especially when the only other thing worth spending magic on in the first game was heelstomps
They have pretty unique combos, it's cool looking. One particular combo I just have stuck in my head is where Bayonetta sticks her arm swords into the ground and props herself up while she kicks out her foot swords.
They're hinged so they swing out when she kicks.
>Especially when the only other thing worth spending magic on in the first game was heelstomps
Tetsuzanko is brilliant also.
I'm really excited for more details. I'm probably going to spend all day every day on it if it's like a drop-in system where you can help people. There's nothing I love more than boosting people in games I'm actually good at.
Don't forget mecha bayonetta and more than probably playable lumen sage in the multiplayer that can transform into an okami wolf and has angelic wicked waves (maybe even entire angel summonings like bayo's demons)
Remember those "we want Bayo1" posts on Miiverse? Did you expect this? It was all quite for some time after that and then BAM!!!! here you go guys, free Bayo1 disc for free!
Never played the first Bayonetta, but I will play it first. Honestly, that alone brought it up from "I will probably pick it up for $10 bucks once I finally get around to beating the first one" to "I will pick it up sometime close to launch".
Anyone else in the same boat?
I forgot to mention that EVERY weapon has different combos.
in Bayonetta 1, all the guns pretty much share the same combos. Durga's and Odette's combos were only slightly different.
And in addition to this, there's so many more wicked weaves. in the first game, they were all Madama Butterfly punches and kicks.
Now it's all different. Undine summons serpent heads, and the new hammer uses Hecatoncheir's hands.
I'll be disappointed as fuck if the Lumen Sage isn't playable. He has most of Bayonetta's mechanics so I don't see why not.
>Can use 'witch time' (Light Speed)
>uses 'wicked weaves' (Medium is feathers, what would this be called?)
>can use beast within (confirmed wolf)
What would his other beast forms be?
Bat within: Firefly within?
Owl within: Eagle within?
Snake within: uh
I will play 2 first. I've played 1 to death.
Regarding the order, I'm wondering if there will be a preorder bonus. If not, I'm getting it on download because the Wii U disc drive is loud.
>Kamiya jokes about it on Twitter
>Write it off as "next week... in game magazines" style joke, basically a way of saying "fuck off and stop asking me"
>Accept that it's never going to happen and I'll be stuck with the shitty PS3 version forever
short haired high class lesbian Jeanne is better than biker Jeanne
>be Nintendo QA
Bayonetta was supposed to have long hair, but the programmers had problems to make the physics work on the Wii U. Instead of tackling the problem from a technical perspective, they decided to just get rid of the long hair.
The proof for that will hit Wii U owners in the face once they play the old Bayonetta (which gets a Wii U release). Instead of hair flowing somewhat realistic, it will spaz around very often.
Don't buy it for the first part. 2nd part is "okay"
>Bayonetta was supposed to have long hair, but the programmers had problems to make the physics work on the Wii U. Instead of tackling the problem from a technical perspective, they decided to just get rid of the long hair.
So, they couldn't make bayo's long hair work but........they didn't have any problem with jeannes long hair?
yes, if you buy physical you will get both for physical
if you want to buy digital, you have the option to buy just either 1 or 2, and both combined will be the same price as physical
tl;dr : if you only care to play bayo 2 and don't mind digital, you can get it for cheaper
I really hope they clean up the combo system.
I like a game with depth, but the number of Combos in Bayonetta 1 was completely over the top. There were around 60 different combos, but it only took about half a dozen to fill every need.
What if I tell you the she is the reason Bayo has short hair?
Remember the games when only a certain amount of characters had shadows, because it was too hard to calculate ALL the shadows for the entire scene?
Same thing applies here.
Sorry to break it to you.
>Bayonetta was supposed to have long hair, but the programmers had problems to make the physics work on the Wii U.
Then why does Jeanne have long flowing hair that has more animation than Bayo's static beehive in 1?
yeah, i bet her hair is long. like 00000 long
Just as I thought. Digital release masterace.
Of course I'm going to play 1 first. I thought it was cool that 2 was going to be on the Wii U and I definitely would have considered getting it, but now that I can play the first one beforehand I'm getting hype.
no, dmc2 was simply rushed. it was very similar, almost too much so, to the first, which wasn't even that great, but was impressive because it was a novelty. I'm saying this could be a shameless cashgrab.
Who's ready to fight MP Evas wielding shotguns from hell?
This is going to be a good Fall.
Please stop lying.
Jeannes hair in the second game alone is more complex than Bayo's in the first game. And there are parts in the second game where she is on screen with Bayo at the same time.
I hope the last boss (the true creator?) will size itself down to bayonetta's level for the best kind of bossfight: Similar sized boss with similar abilities.
nearly evenly matched fights always make for the best boss fights and this is an indisputable fact.
>I'm saying this could be a shameless cashgrab.
This isn't Capcom we're talking about mate.
Hashimoto is as passionate as Kamiya when it comes to Bayonetta.
Judging from what we've seen so far on all of the videos, judging from all the 60fps videos we've seen and the impressions of the people who played it, bayo 2 seems to be just as good, and even better, than Bayonetta 1.
DMC2 was made without even the team from DMC1 knowing about it, by a completely different team, and development on it started even before development for DMC1 finished.
Check your facts and try again.
And exactly that is the reason why only 1 character can have propper hair phyiscs (not even the main character, since that would be onscreen 100% of the time).
You'll notice once the FPS drop below 20.
No idea, I think it could be a regular enemy on Inferno.
I do it because it's funny to see them cry. You can tell the buttpain just from the way they shitpost, it's like anal ravaged shitposting. But I know it's not healthy for Bayo threads so I'll stop
because they're discussing a game and not just slobbering all over its knob? it's fine to criticize something you love. relax. the only people ruining threads are the ones who respond to everything with "le fedora xD" crap.
>I'm saying this could be a shameless cashgrab.
it doesn't look like one in any way or manner.
Are you sure you aren't trolling?
>will you start with the first Bayonetta?
No, I've already spend a few hundred hours playing the first game, so I just go directly into 2. I might just play a bit of my old copy of 1 before 2 comes out just to refresh myself on the feel of the controls.
>did you pre-order it already?
Back in January, after I got my Wii U.
>And exactly that is the reason why only 1 character can have propper hair phyiscs
And that's still 1 more character with long flowing hair than the original. So what is your point.
I highly doubt that. To be a shameless cashgrab there has to be some sort of reasoning that you'd make a decent amount of money off of it and that you're making it solely for the money, and P* games almost always miss their mark.
not going to fall for it.
When did I mention the PS4 you big faggot?, besides, the only one that drops is Bayonetta 1 because they didn't redo it from scratch, 2 was confirmed for 60
>inb4 "believing nintendo can't lie"
They have always shown their games as they'll be so
People think you're trolling because you're making retarded statements with absolutely no basis. If you want people to take you seriously then maybe you should be more thoughtful in the future.
Guys is Bayo harder than W101?
I am absolutely fucking terrible at action games (like, couldn't beat DMC3 on easy when I was younger bad). I had a hard time with W101 on normal but managed to beat it.
Should I just ignore Bayo or try it? It looks really fucking fun but I'm shite at those kind of games.
Dem mad foxes ITT.
I wish there was a Fox infernal demon or something on Bayo, it would be fun to punish a fox enemy then post screenshots of it when shitposters start spamming Bayo threads with their "b-b-but it's on Ppi Uh, it can't be guhd!"
The various Vorkken fights in W101 were awesome, there's no denying that, especially as they ramped up with every iteration.
But I can't deny that everything in Operation 009 was the most hype thing ever.
>The PS3 version is complete shit and Kamiya regrets it.
i don't think so. kamiya and platinum never approved the ps3-version at any given time.
the ones responsible are at sega. they wanted a ps3 version at all costs and after platinum refused they did it internally.
> you mean something you disagree with,
No, i think you are either mentally handicapped or you have been living under a rock this last year and you haven't seen the thousand demo vids of SEVERAL completely different levels, all of them with gameplay that looks even better than the first one.
I think their difficulty is about equal (although W101 has a lot more annoying parts in my opinion). Bayonetta's controls are certainly more conventional.
If you don't care about getting stone awards and are willing to use items, you can definitely get through it.
Wait my friend, wait!
We are going to beta-test it for you... for a long time :)
>i don't think so. kamiya and platinum never approved the ps3-version at any given time.
>Implying I'm mad
You're being a big faggot, I'm just pointing out the obvious, the fact that you have to shit on a thread of a game you won't own because of your butthurt is annoying tho, besides
>Nintendo is muh bro
>deal with gamestop
I'm not sure about this statement, I never said Nintendo was my "bro", I said they always showcase their games as they will look
>implying he didn't watch
Not that guy, but I've been munching on so many sour grapes.
I wish I had the disposable income to buy a console for one (well, two) games, but I don't.
A bloo bloo bloo
>the year 2065
>Nintendo's games finally start getting ported to Origin on PC (Steam died in 2037 when Gabe exploded in space)
>anon finds his old screenshots from /v/
>"Haha! I told ya guise! Bayo on PC!"
>Nobody on /v/ knows what a Bayo or a PC is, and they all keep playing the lastest Angry Bird on their iShit 5000
See's your bro
who will own your soul once you die.
Would you rock Bayo's glasses on a daily basis?
What about Jeannes? https://otakumode.com/shop/52fc4e8778040b7607000314
>Plebs still thinking Bayo 2 will be ported
Has there ever been a Nintendo exclusive ported to another platform in the history of gaming? I know people like to refer to RE4 a lot but that was Capcom's doing was it not.
okay man, if it happens, it will happen.
I seriously doubt it will happen though, but hey, anything's possible, maybe Zelda will come out for Steam or PS4 too!
Platinum teased about two years ago that they would open their own online store with merchandise. They had pictures of the merchandise and it even included things like Bayonetta's glasses. They did a trial run of the shop by shipping a 'Platinum set' to 50 people, it contained things like a tea cup and USB pen with the Platinum logo on it.
Where the fuck is the store Platinum? Don't you want my money?
No, because I could never wear them as well as Kamiya.
>yfw this almost happened but got cancelled
The only ones I can think of are Perfect Dark and Banjo Kazooie, and we know that's because Microsoft bought Rare and the rights for those games (and still, not every Rare game got re-released on Xbox, for example, no Blast Corps or Jest Force Gemini).
The chances of Bayonetta 2 (and the Bayonetta franchise in general) leaving Nintendo systems is very very slim.
And really, people, stop with this "buy what if they port Bayo to X platform!"... just buy a WiiU if you want to play Bayonetta. It has the definitive version of Bayonetta 1 and Bayonetta 2. If you're going to wait for a port of Bayo 2 or WiiU emulation, I guess get a chair, take a sit, and wait. I'll be playing the games.
goddamn, im not sure if you are just stupid or trolling
platinum is the developer, they develop MGR for konami. and konami decide they want a PC version, just like konami want a pc version for mgs 5 this time
Go ahead, my friend, go ahead.
most probably for Space harrier and after burner
>It will come to Steam!! every japanese game belongs on Steam!!
Damn I had fun today with all the MGSV on Steam shitstorm, but I can see it's already bringing a lot of DOTA autists shitposting into every thread now.
Rest assured we will have a lot of fun with bayonetta 2.
I know you are shitposting, but I sincerely hope you get to play Bayonetta one day, as I can tell you are a PC-only persona nd missed on the games. I think even if you are subhuman filth with only 1 system, even something as low as you deserve to have at least a moment of bliss by playing the best action game of recent times.
Gimme dat shit Nintendo. I'm fucking ready. Day 0.
Advertising as in, on TV or magazines? Other than Japan, I think not.
But they've been having playable demos on all big events like E3 (obviously), PAX, comic con, etc.
Also, I think the shitstorm of Bayo 2 being on WiiU alone worked wonders as word to mouth publicity. A lot of people got to know Bayonetta at all just because of how a lot of people reacted about the exclusivity.
2 years later and they're still this salty
Yeah, I'm thinking what little blip on the twitter scene Bayo's exclusivity caused, 99% of it put Nintendo as the assholes stealing a game, though.
>A lot of people got to know Bayonetta at all just because of how a lot of people reacted about the exclusivity.
Guilty as charged.
I didn't even know that much about Bayonetta until bayo 2 got announced and the whole internet exploded in anger.
My reaction was "huh? if people are this mad, game might be good", I tried Bayo 1 on 360 and discovered one of my favorite games of 7th gen.
I have pre-ordered Bayo 2 now.
It will be the last game I play before I sell my Wii U personally.
Launch owner here, I'm just tired of owning it and it's releases have not only been slow, but some huge let downs.
I hope the console doesn't devalue too much locally while I wait for the console's swan song.
It looks like both Bayo 1 and 2 will have their own Miiverse forum.
>All this butthurt
Holy shit it is priceless
>thread earlier today was fine, shortlived but had no shitposting
>this thread lasted longer and shitposting on both sides
Why can't you people just talk about the game
Pretty much, the game would be completely ignored by the fanbase if it wasn't exclusive, that's the sad part. No one gives a shit if they gloat over a Mario game, but something that's exclusive that people care about?
Truly a strange and irrational fanbase.
>dem repeating ddigits
>faggots getting #rekt
Bayo 1 physical copies when?
I dont know if i should start with bayo 1, kinda feels dumb to have bayo 2 just laying around while playing a 5 year old game.
I have the ps3 version and it was ok, cant find any problem you guys claim. You are fucking faggets, it was everything solved in the update.
>the dual scimitar Umbran Elegance gives Bayo a belly dancer outfit complete with exposed midrif
Bayo 1 was great. I've been holding off on replaying it just to go through it again with the new costumes and shit from this bundle.
I really fucking hope so. The costumes in Bayo 1 were fantastic and made replaying the game fun as fuck.
Why is this so goddamn funny? I can't help but laugh every time I watch this.
The team working on it stated that they had started work on it shortly after Nintendo Green lighted Bayo 2. I just wish they fixed some of the visuals, like adding more colour and I hope we get higher res textures since WiiU is capable of far higher res textures than X360 and PS3.