Favorite game Deepest darkest secret Symphony of the Night You

Morrowind
One time I licked my cat to "clean" her when I was 6. (not her ass doe, just her fur.)

EarthBound
I am extremely paranoid about the future of global politics and think about it constantly.

Ocarina of Time
I've killed a human being.

Fuck off back to /b/ with your thinly-veiled off-topic thread.

>>>/b/

>>254145993
I'm starting to get that feeling after I just saw a news story talking about the Israel conflict but they only brought up that one guy on the IDF was from near where I lived and didn't bring up the deaths from the other side

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>>254145736
I guess you just like licking pussy.

>>254146684
stop it carlos

>>254146623
It's gotten so bad that I spend most of my time playing old games so I can go back to a time where I didn't think about those sorts of things.

Paper Mario: TTYD

My girlfriend can't get me off.

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gonna delete this in a few minutes, make it count

>>254145993
Do you have trouble sleeping

>>254148080
That's pretty fucking sick, dude.

>>254148653
Yes, I have to distract myself with music or a movie to get to sleep a lot of the time.

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>>254146684
Goddamnnit, Carlos.

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UT2K4
I'm in a relationship with a chubby Jewish girl, despite being a long time antisemite. She can't get me off, and is falling in love with me way too quickly. Her parents are wealthy and I'm afraid of whats going to happen if I hurt her emotionally and do not know what to do

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>>254148080

Holy shit what's wrong with you?

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>>254148080
Epic!

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Mario Kart 64

Fuck, I dunno. Anything I used to consider a dark secret I confessed to, and anything I'm ashamed of, 4chan would probably scoff at and consider it tame.

>System Shock 2
Myspacebarisbroken.Ihavetoctrlvtospace

ESKULLA BOOSTER DOOO WAAA DAY

>Favorite game
I can't choose just one.
>Secret
I'm pretty indecisive.

Super metroid.
The other night I was at my friend's house with another friend, his parents were away so we all got really high and watched movies and played mario party. We all went to bed in seperate rooms, and I was sleeping in his 15 year old sister's room (she obviously was also gone). The entire time all I could think about was how great it would feel to fap right now, so I got up and took a pair of her panties from her drawer, and started sniffing them while I jacked off with one of her ugg boots that was sitting out. I came fucking buckets inside her boot

>>254150001
Dude.
Is she at least hot? Post pics of the sister

DMC3
Every girl I've ever had a relationship with is now a lesbian except my fiance who killed herself in december the only person I still talk to is a lesbian

>>254150001
What a bro, he lets you sleep in his sister's room and stuff.

>>254150286
>is she at least hot
Kinda, probably a 6 or 7 out of 10
I'm not even attracted to her. I don't know why I did it

>>254150502
he's a bit of a dumbass and was pretty intoxicated, but yeah I was pretty excited I didn't have to sleep on the couch or anything

>>254149162
>>>/reddit/

>>254150001
I would have done the same.

>>254150549
>I don't know why I did it
You've been here far too long.

Left 4 Dead 2
[I'm suicidaly depressed. Tried killing myself. I don't think anyone has any clue]

MGS2
I think MGS2 is better than MGS3

>>254150982
So is everyone on 4chan

>>254150982
>>254151141
Yeah, pretty much. You think people come here and discuss video games and 2D girls because they're happy people?

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>>254145583

>Favorite game
Dark Souls

>Deepest darkest secret
sometimes right after I showered, I like to listen the water going down the drain, I even push the water to the drain with my feet, the noises feel like something related to choking.
So the other day I bought a new drain with a big hole in the middle, and then thrusted it with my dick until I came
It was like having sex with the bathroom

and she was loving it

Jet Set Radio Future

When I was about 14-years old I visited one friend of mine alot. His parents were almost never, nor was his hot big sister.
We played games in my friends room, he had some mental issues, he was not too "smart". I told my friend I went to the bathroom when in reality I went into his big sisters room to sniff her panties and masturbate on her bed. When I was done I went back to my friends room and told him I was taking the biggest shit of my life. To this day he does not know

>>254150306
If this isn't a troll, that really sucks man. Stick in there man.
>>254151035
You sick fuck. That's utterly disgusting

Ogre Battle
I tried out sounds this weekend and enjoyed them. Also enjoy edge play and negotiating with someone to suture my mouth shut for a medical play scene

Thousand Year Door
Every time I leave this place I realize how much better a person I am, and how worthless it is to be here. But I always come back every year just for E3, and I end up hanging around for fun. Fuck you all.

>>254151404
I'm in and out of the hospital constantly and quit my job as a somewhat successful lawyer because I'm too depressed to work anymore I'm >>254150306

>>254151705
Maybe it's time to get a new job.

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>>254151404
I do it because its the only thing that holds my interest that I can afford.
I've actually have never been depressed and am quite sociable.

>>254151817
I have enough money and get autismbux that I can live comfertably for the time being I'd miss you faggots too much

>>254150775
no regrets. Seriously though, I think I fucking ruined those boots. It would be interesting to see what'll happen when she puts them on come winter

>>254151964
That's the thing, though. Get a job that you enjoy but still lets you do stuff like browsing /v/ from time to time. People usually work at stuff they don't like because they'd be on the streets if they didn't.

You? You have autismbux, so you can afford not earning much for a while.

It is really hard to pick one game, since I've played a dozen before steam, but I think that I'll have to stick with
Dark Messiah

Deepest secret?

I used to eat shit in my childhood, when my parents were gone. Like, literally, eat my own shit.

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Favorite game is pic related.
I am extremely shallow and have no interest in anything going on around me anymore. I cling to vidya, internet, and the few friends I have in a desperate attempt to find entertainment. I think I will literally die of boredom within the next 5 years.

>>254152239
>I used to eat shit in my childhood, when my parents were gone. Like, literally, eat my own shit.

I remember doing that once too.

Doom.
Sometimes I visit threads about games I never played and just watch the conversations.

>>254152132
I'd really rather not. Most days I can't even wake up, and even then I don't get out of bed, I mostly just browse /v/ and /x/. I can't even really play vidya anymore.

>>254152239
>I used to literally eat my own shit
There's a joke about /v/ saying games are shit and this poster eating shit, but I can't quite make it out

Demons Souls

I killed someone for money.

>>254152505
Sick fume tpp

>>254152339
At least you got good taste in favorite game bro. You'll break out of it.

>>254152584
By dropping someone in the cave?

>>254152372
What does shit taste like?

>>254145583
Fuck off feel fag

>>254152759
Like shet XDDDD

>>254152759
______________ Like video games. _________________

Half-Life 2

Up until I was 18, I never clipped my nails, cut my hair, trimmed my pubes, or shaved because my father wanted to do it for me. I also suspect he may have sexually assaulted my brother at some point.

>>254152957
THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>254152957

deep bro, deep

Rainbow Six Rogue Spear
I got infected with oral herpes at a young age during a camping incident that put me in the hospital for 3 weeks. I haven't ever shown any signs or symptoms, and doctors I've seen can only speculate but they aren't sure why I've never had a breakout or herpes releated lesion on my body. It's made getting a girflriend or really any kind of intimacy terrifying, because I don't know if I'll infect someone else. And I'm a pretty decent looking guy so I get hit on quite a bit. I had a fling going with this one girl from work, and it calmed my nerves for a bit. But then she got infected 2 months later. She accused me of having it and practically turned everyone at my work against me. Luckily I'm already an asshole and know everyone's deep dark shit, so a few rebuttals back of calling them out and I just had to suffer the silence, no more ridicule. Just for another girl to fess up and admit that she has herpes simplex 2 and drank out of everyone's drinks with an open lesion not thinking she would infect anyone. So I'm off the hook and everyone pretty apologized to me. Made me feel good for a bit, but what if this is how everyone will respond if they learn the truth? I'm fucking terrified of having any kind of social life

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Wind Waker
A few years ago my family and I had been keeping my grandma at our house while she was slowly dying of cancer. One night I was feeling particularly horny, and I wanted to find some panties that I could wear while I was jacking off, and the only ones I could find were my grandma's, so I used hers and threw her underwear away later.

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OoT
I've been a replacement pleasure center for my older brother for the past 3 years, and I get off to him reaching orgasm

>>254153647

you sick fucking cunt

>>254154124
I'm much of the same. I find traps and girly boys to blow off because I have a cum fetish

Yo to that nigga thinking about telling his lesbian friend he loves her, just do it man, if she's wierded out, thats fine, and you can both move on with your life

Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
During high school I had full fledged anorexia and was hospitalized for a suicide attention (meds OD). I'm healthier but my body image is still shit and I it's getting so much harder to hide my mental instability from family and the few friends I still have and don't deserve anyway. I'm a guy too

Pathologic
Among my fetishes are genital removal, mutilation and snuff. There also seems to be some manner of violent urges going on behind them.

>>254152339
are you me?

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Max Payne.
i once manipulated a girl i was dating to fulfill my sick fetish
i'm not sorry.

>>254148080
>el deleted reaction face
Nope.

Wheres the alien at
>>254154124
Does he treat you diffrently?

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My sister and i usually played games where it involved touching each other genitals in some sort.

When we grew up we just kinda stopped doing it and to this day we never talked about it and probably never will for the best lol.

>>254154941
Was your fetish manipulating girls into performing your fetish?
No seriously, what's your fetish.

>>254155143
Shit. I think my older sister and I did that sort of thing when we were toddlers, she probably doesn't remember either..

>>254149010
Find some way to obtain her shekels.

If Bad Dragon anon from the last thread is here, thanks for the advice.

>>254155335
YOU'RE a bad dragon

Dragon Warrior Monsters

I'm a little frightened to admit I like girls

>>254155037
How so?
I mean, he's still the same, but every now and then, he'd silently signal me to relieve him.
I personally like doing it, even if it means I'm technically gay. I'm more driven by his pleasure

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Last time someone made this thread I got relationship advice. Does this shit belong on /v/

>>254155429
The World Ends With You
I'm a lolicon

>>254155485
No, but we're gonna have this thread anyways.

MGS3
Every single time i think about my high school crush i contemplate killing myself
>>254155485
No
You got relationship advice from me

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>>254155234
i have a fat fetish
depressed NEET girl who doesn't notice what she eats? Fucking Jackpot

>>254155554
Good. I found out people on this website are only moderately the worst.

>>254145583
Oyoyozabo? Heowanaot awmoawonae!

WOO HOO!

>>254152520
start working out and eating right

>>254155485
Pinkerton always belongs on /v/

Stepmania
I do gay furry ERP.

>>254155765
I don't wanna be an old man anymore.

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Xenogears
I pay for rent by giving my roommate handjobs & blowjobs weekly. I'm a straight man short on money.

>>254149528
underrated post

Anacronox
I like Ubisoft

Keepin it vidya related.

>>254155918
Listen man, i dunno bout the whole straight thing, i mean, I don't know you, but it doesn't really seem like you're straight
Have you considered you may be bi?

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Breath of Fire III
I have a horde of galleries of married women who've sent me nudes while their husbands slept or were at work... masturbate to all of them at once, once a month. Even though I have a beautiful girlfriend.

>>254155873
cool ;3

What's your Steam?

>>254155765
>>254155915

This album is very /v/

"No there is no other one..."

>>254155918
Want to move in with me? You seem pretty chill.

>>254154448
I know, I will never stop feeling fucking horrible about it.

>>254155475
I wasn't really implying anything by it, i was just wondering if he treats you like a lover or something now

>>254156179
I would agree. It's they're most hated pre 2000 album which makes it perfect for here.

Medieval 2: Total War

When I was growing up I played a game with a neighbor girl who was the only other kid in the neighborhood. I'd basically tie her up and do weird shit to her to try and make her "confess", which mainly just meant her saying some embarrassing secret. This made me horny as you can imagine, and at one point I felt like my dick was going to explode and I had to do something. Since I was ten though, I decided punching her in the stomach was the thing to do. She couldn't breathe for a bit and her gasping made me cum. We still talk fairly often.

super metroid


I'm actually a highly intelligent cat

Oh, um.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou which is Wes Andersons peak by far.
That shit with the lesbian girl I love.

>>254156496
You're stupid, wheres the fuckin alien
>>254156513
Godspeed anon

>>254156197
lol'd

>>254156496
>>254156496
timestamp with paw or shut the purr up

>>254151035
Hey dude, on some days of the week I agree with you, on others I don't. Both are perfect games. I sometimes definitely do thing MGS2 is the best game of the series.

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I don't have a favorite
I've only asked out two girls, one of them twice
Nobody knows but them and my friends think I'm smooth enough to get any girl I want.
I suspect they think I'm shallow for wanting a girl but never making a move

>>254148080
Wow

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>>254148080
jesus christ

>>254156657
>i've only asked out two girls
I know that feel
The only gf i ever got i didn't even ask out

I hope I'm not ugly.

>>254156038
No clue, sexuality can be confusing, but I've never been attracted to a guy and my fetish mainly involves women

System shock 2
Ever since I was younger I've had hilucinations of a great white shark snapping at me in the shower, iv shit the shower a total of 15 times , I'm 23 and i can control it a bit but no one knows and I'm to alpha to tell anyone or do anything about it , it made me a strong person and life isn't all that bad..

>>254156885
Fair nuff.
Whatever man, do what you gotta do. I won't judge

Za Warudo ends with you
I am autism
Also at school a once showed my dick to some other kid to prove a point

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>>254156980
Did you great white shart yourself in the shower?

>>254156980
>I'm to alpha to tell anyone or do anything about i
sorry 2 break it 2 u bub

>>254156980
wait what

Legacy of Kain: Defiance

I have done so many sexually devious things to people and animals I've lost count. I'm also secretly a furry. Nobody outside my roommate has any idea I'm like this.

>>254156513
M-my nigga we share similar tastes especially the lesbian part, I'm way too attracted to fem dykes

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WoW: Burning Crusade

To most people, I'm a charismatic normalfag intellectual who people seek for help or info on politics. However, I'd trade this life away in an instant to live in an anime, the Evangelion universe in particular, and have been pursuing esotericism and fringe knowledge in a wild bid to venture to the 2D for life

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Rollercoaster Tycoon 3

When I was at my new primary/elementary school after moving houses, I found a rock the size of my hand (at that age) lying in the sandpit and I went full retard by tossing it directly into a younger kid's head, surprised as I had shit as fuck aim at the time. Kid had to go to hospital and my whole school had an assembly as no one owed up. I owe up right after and explain what I did to the principal and after school, the teacher came up to me personally and gave me a lolly for telling the truth with no punishment whatsoever for cracking a kid's head open. I still feel like shit about it to this day.

>>254157265

Doing sexual things to animals is not okay m8. Fap to your furry porn if you need but don't include animals, that's on the level of child molestation.

>>254156657
I haven't asked anyone out at all. Probably should spend less time here.

>>254148080
what did it say

Link to the Past
everyone reply to my post in disgust and shock so we can trick some stupid anons into thinking I admitted doing something really dark

>>254157358
I know. The short hair and the fact I can never fuck them get me

>>254157026
mfw i have autism and im a massive sonic fan Im a fucking stereotype

>>254157485
Kill yourself

>>254157485
that's not so bad, nothing to be ashamed of

>>254157485
what the fuck

>>254157485
Why would they ever watch the replies instead of your spoiler in a thread like this?

>>254157485
Dude thats not that bad
I mean, I wait for threads like these and post in them giving other anons advice.
And not following that advice when it relates to my situation because i think i might be a fucking retard

>>254157485
MODS

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>>254157485

Crash Bandicoot Warped
Everything bad that's happened to me in my life, I've never let go of any of it.

All the people who were rude to me, all the people who hurt me, my mother who finally admitted that she never loved me, hearing my best friend make fun of me to fit in with other people, hell even my brother's suicide attempt who I blame myself for, I remember it all and I have never moved on.

Sometimes the memories bubble up and causes me to have a breakdown. I'll just get into my car and scream and curse and cry until I feel better. I don't know when it will stop or how to stop it, but I've never been more miserable in my entire life. Sorry for the blog.

>>254148947
I do the same. Try using rainymood

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Chrono Trigger
I post a shitpost thread every night before I go to bed then sleep happy knowing people are arguing over it. I never look at the thread, I'm australian

Patapon
I've always wanted to suck trapdick. What is it like?

>>254157764
>literally no fun allowed

Mortal Kombat

At a campout I nearly drowned one of my friends because they insulted me. Holding them down and watching them flail underneath the water gave me my first erection.

>>254149010
Lol you posted tgis a couple hours ago in a comfy thread or something with the same picture

>>254157523
And I'm a weeboo, so the sterotype can't be completely accurate.

Ratchet and Clank 3

When I was a teenager, I played through all 326 story paths in Shadow the Hedgehog.

http://info.sonicretro.org/List_of_Library_sequences

>>254157779
at least you have a car

>>254157489
I lost my virginity to a bi chick. And after typing that I realize that's my greatest sexual endeavor :/

Mother 3

I have an overbearing diaper fetish and i worry constantly that it will ruin any meaningful relationships in my future.

>>254157779
Shit son
I think about the stupid shit thats happened to me sometimes, but not on that level
Hope you can LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND one day

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>>254148080
Welp, I'm fucking done with /v/ for tonight.

>>254157959
You lucky bastard.

Super Metroid

My poor eyesight (-6/-6) isn't genetic. I repeatedly stared into a green laser as a child, just because my father told me not to.

Morrowind.

All of the women I've ever loved were lesbians. Not necessarily tomboys with short hair or anything, some were extremely feminine, but lesbian nonetheless.

I also fap to yuri and wish I was a lesbian.

Silent Hill 3

Ever since I was a kid, I've always been so preoccupied with video games and Internet that I haven't bothered with friends or relationships at all.

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Lost Odyssey
I have a hair fetish and I can never get my girlfriend to satisfy it as she thinks it's disgusting. As a result, I occasionally buy wigs and even take good care of them to use for jacking off

>>254157959
>tfw threesome with twio bi girls, one with the body of a loli, and the other was chubby
Never have I known other such joys

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Warcraft III
My 14yo cousin has a sexual attraction to me and isn't allowed to see me outside of family gatherings, I'm secretly okay with it

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>>254157925
>those names
Jesus Christ.

>>254158062
Born late enough to have technology that easily destroys your eyes, but too early to have technology that easily fixes them. How tragic

>>254157779
c a therapist dude

>>254158169
that's not a secret

>>254151447
Never change, /v/.

>>254153253
I know that feel, bro.
I have HIV.

Shin Megami Tensei IV or Demon's Souls
I house sat for my mom's coworker and shoved her dildo up my ass every night I was there[\spoiler]

>>254158234
Humanity has had the technology to destroy eyes since prehistory.

>>254158182
I don't understand most fetishes but I would hardly call this one "disgusting"

>>254158182
I need to find this one incestual hair doujin

>>254158364
That shit's a bitch to clean man

>>254157929
True. I've got that going for me.

>>254157995
I'm trying anon. I'm trying.

>>254158049
I 'was' lucky. I honestly can't fathom getting pussy in the foreseeable future tho. Won't lie shit was cash as fuck

>>254158358
a laser is a pretty efficient eye destroying device compared to the sun if that's what your'e implying

>>254158224
I have no idea why I liked that game so much when I was younger. I guess I just had really shit taste.

>>254158410
I believe in you anon

>>254145583
silent hill 2
i was the guy who would check the shipping containers to see if the product was in there ect. One time i found computer boxes filled with severed arms, only severed arms about 50 of them in different boxes. when i told my supervisor he said he knew and gave me 1k to shut me up.

>>254158396
oh you have to cum in her hair
see, I don't understand most fetishes
that is pretty disgusting after all

>>254158445
How?

Lesbians >>>>>>>>>>

>>254158373
This exists? Please do anon.

>>254158452
Ehh, I don't know, from what I hear it's sonic adventure 2 but edgier. Doesn't sound too bad.

>>254158449
I think he more along the lines of like rocks or even pointy rocks.

>>254158445
How? I'm going to guess you're a NEET that hasn't spoken to anyone in years instead

>>254155485
If you are that guy, please don't do it.

>>254158449
No I mean, like, rocks

>>254158445
dude manipulatin chicks is what dudes do

>>254158501

>took an early paycheck instead of blackmailing him

this is why you'll be a beta /v/irgin forever

>>254158436
hey, man. just fuckin believe. It can always happen.

>>254158445
I have fantasies too, anon.

>>254148080
What the fuck, are you ok with that?

>>254158556
Go on EXH and search "incest" "hairjob" "defloration" under Doujinshi and Manga

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>>254158501
Uhhh...
Damn
>>254158536
>mfw i just now realized i would like to do that shit.
Fuuuuckk.
I already fapped today

>>254158469
Thanks friend. Hopefully the next nuclear outage I go to will net me mad dosh and I can go travel somewhere, but then I remembered my student loan and now I'm sad again. Fuck.

>>254158501
wat

Like human arms? What the fuck?

>>254157453
Meh, done that too. On the outside, I'm a solid 7/10 who is a genuinely caring and loving individual. But get past that and holy shit I'm one sick puppy.

I regret nothing.

>>254158717
>no sadpanda on my phone
Thanks anyway anon, will do later

Persona 3 FES
The future scares the fuck out of me, looks like the world has gone to shit, everyone is fucking everyone, seems like everyone once they finish university gets screwed over one way or another, I've started thinking about suicide more and more often because of this

>>254149313
I laughed way to hard

>>254158773
why though
were you molested by someone with long hair as a kid or something

>>254153253
Damn, that fucking sucks, but that's good (okay) you haven't had symptoms. How did you get it while camping?

>>254158558
I put hundreds of hours into that game when I was a dumb teenager. Trust me, it's a bad game with major design issues. For example, you can do missions for specific factions, but the soldiers of that faction will attack you even if you're working for them.

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>>254158648
>Blackmailing people who ship severed arms

>>254157779
I'm exactly the same, I wish I could just let go.

>>254158874
Know this feel
>>254158891
I was reading a VN with a hairjob scene and it just clicked in my head, also cum on hair was always pretty hot to me.
I mean it's just a few inches above cumming on a face, is that disgusting too?

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>>254158912

>lying on the internet

>>254145583
I don't have a favorite game
I dry fire my gun over and over just to pull the trigger.

Persona 4
My older sister would dominate me with her feet when we were kids and there was a lot of sexual tension.
To this day I've developed a huge foot fetish because of this and wouldn't mind being a foot slave. I'm worried that she remembers what we did.

>>254158976
yes but the cleanup is easy

>>254158976
Meant to say i was reading a VN with a hairjob scene several months ago

>>254159032
you sick fuck
there HAS to be some firing range or something where you live, I find it hard to believe that there isn't

>>254159067

>Cumming on a face is digusting

>>254159032
How is that your darkest secret?

That's not even that big of a deal
unless it's rimfire

Mario 64
my ex girlfriend had really cute dogs at her house, but whenever I was alone with them I had the urge to hurt them. However, I restrained any violent urge but it scared me out because I thought I was becoming a psychopath

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>>254158182
>tfw hair fetish
>gf had hair that went down to her hips
She since cut it to almost halfway down her back but damn, those were fun times.

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>WipEout HD
Fapped to my high school crush. Pic related.

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>>254158219

Explain "sexual"

>>254159201

He probably aims the gun at his own head.

God Hand.
I have had 5 heart attacks due to my arrhythmia. I had my first when I was 14 and a jackass from my school punched me in the chest.

MGS3

This girl I'm interested in revealed her fetishes to me yesteday.
She's into rape, slapping and being direct as fuck
On one hand, I fear that it's because of daddy issues
On the other, I seriously consider raping her

>>254159197
about a 40 minute drive.

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Majora's Mask
I've really liked a friend of mine for about two years now, and she decline a date earlier this year. Despite this, I can't move on from her, not even a little. I subconsciously reject all other women because they're all inferior to her in my mind, plus I have this nagging feeling that I could still have a chance with her if I just start being more active and outgoing, but I know that's just me being delusional.

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Kirby Superstar
I pirated Gone Home so it wouldn't be attached on my Steam account. I did this to see if it really was shit.
It was.

>>254157442
Why am I laughing at this

>>254159315
why is this a deep dark secret?

>>254159229

I have those urges with my current gf's dogs, at least whenever they start barking a lot. I have been close to doing it at least once

>>254159432
Because its a lie

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Mount and Blade: Warband

I used to have a crush on Sonic

I used to drink my piss. It doesn't even taste that bad.

I tried to smell my mother's underwear while she showered. I did the same with my little sister. I've searched for dirty vagina porn

I've been stalking someone I have a crush on for 2 months. I've found old phone numbers, an address, and their family member's full names. If the person found out I'm sure they'd hate me.

Game:
Mother 3

Seekrit:
[Spoiler]I ran over a guy one time and I was scared shitless thinking I was going to jail. I got off scot free. Never have I been grateful in my life.

>>254159337
>On one hand, I fear that it's because of daddy issues
Nah there are plenty of perfectly normal and healthy women that want to be raped and slapped. Totally normal

>>254159268
You posted that last time. Finish the story.

>>254159201
>>254159313
it's a .357 and I'm not suicidal.

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>>254159408

>>254159268
>high school crush dude
Goddammit
Now i'm gonna be thinking about suicide for 30 minutes
You were totally lucky to not talk to her though friend.
>>254159362
Give it a shot nigga.
ask to grab some coffee or a bite or something simple like that

>>254159268
I did the same thing once too but goddamn it makes me sick afterwards

>>254148080
why the fuck would you do this? honestly what possesses a person to do something this fucking disgusting

>>254159362
Sounds familiar. Just drop that shit now.

>>254159337
>I seriously consider raping her
Not rape if she's enjoying it yadda yadda

>>254159268
I've done that to non crushes I went to highschool with.

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Anyone who thinks Yoshi's Island or World is better is a casual.

I don't think I'll be browsing /v/ for much longer. The constant thinly veiled porn dumps/fetish threads, the platform shiposting that has been ruined by idiots who don't realise it was ironic in the first place, the extreme lack of self awareness or critical reasoning, obvious biases and general shittiness has really put off this place in recent months. We're not here forever, it's just that the people who left aren't here to say otherwise.

>>254157801
I do that too though not every night. It's usually a thread where I praise Twilight Princess and shit on the actually good zelda games. The arguing is fucking hilarious.

>>254159534
Did you stop and help him?

>>254159586
>Give it a shot nigga.
>ask to grab some coffee or a bite or something simple like that
he already gave it a shot

>>254159362
You really need to get over that, if she's already turned you down things aren't going to change. Really, if she changed her mind, surely she'd come tell you.

Chrono Trigger

I'm a virgin, even though I tell everyone the opposite just so I don't get bothered about it. Believe it or not I've had the opportunity before, but the thought of how many dicks had been in that chick just really made me decide to keep not having sex.

Also I think it's weird when anyone touches me sexually.

>>254150982
you just gotta repurpose

>>254159513
There's urine therapy so I think it's really not that bad

>>254159337

Before you rape her you should know that most girls with rape fantasies actually wouldn't want to get raped and it's just a fantasy. Talk to her about it beforehand and you could perhaps roleplay rape at random times instead safeword = not persecutable

>>254159337
Being into rape doesn't mean she likes getting raped, that doesn't make sense.
It means, don't drop that soap, anon.

Am I the only one who can never sexualize crushes?

>>254159759
>>>/vr/
things are much better over there

>>254159362
Had that too dude, drop it quick before it ruins other aspects of your life.

>>254159896

Yes.

>>254159546
Not much else to say. I realized I was a fuckup far too late and the whole thing just blew over.

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Solatorobo: Red the Hunter
Take a wild guess

>>254156435
Why is this so fucking hilarious

>>254159814
yea and i'm telling him to do it again.
Maybe she was at a different point in her life then.
>>254159896
I can't sexualize any girls i see. I just imagine kissing them and holding hands

>>254159731
I jerked off to every 6/10 and up chick I went I high school with, that shit is normal

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>>254158874
>>254145993
>>254157797

I had this fear for a while too, anon(s).

I study politics and minor in history at my university and let me tell you something that may surprise you: even with all the scary shit that seems to be happening now, believe it or not humankind has NEVER been this peaceful despite such an increased capacity for destruction. Odd, isn't it?

>>254159268
I had like the best sex dream ever about my high school crush once. It was just the most intense and tactile dream ever, it was crazy

>>254160001

What about it do you find funny?

>>254145583
Jak and Daxter
Me and my friends used to take dick pics on our gameboy cameras.

>>254159992
You want to be a robot

Doom, or something.
Sizequeen, and dicks everywhere.

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reposting from the other thread
metal gear solid 3
I'll keep it short, social sevrices have been involved in my family for most of my life because someone commited a number of crimes in my mothers name. it later proven that it wasn't my mother. however, the crimes have stayed on her file and have not been corrected. my family have been persecuted for years

>>254160008
You demented piece of shit

>>254152584
you better elaborate

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>>254160059
>tfw you wake up

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>>254148080
Holy fucking shit dude seek help

Knights of the Old Republic.
4-5 times I managed to get a hold of my hot housemates phone and send myself all her dirty pics, she caught me on the last attempt and I had to move out[/spoiler

>>254159831
Nice assburgers, kid

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>>254148080

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>>254159268
>tfw just did this with a friend of mine
>this guilt

FF10

I sexually abused my 90 year old demented grandmother
Also stole a lot of money from her, and blamed it on her househelp who was a chill enough girl from Hungary

>>254159984
I haven't kept in touch with her since then, if anyone was curious.

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Majora's Mask.

I've been crushing hardcore on this girl for 3 years, and only recently had the nerve to ask her out for coffee, and eventually her number. My ex and I have hooked up a decent amount of times, and she thinks I'll come back eventually since she's still obsessed with me. She has no idea I'm in love with someone that barely knows me. Also, this girl hasn't been the best with texting. I've been a good boy and kept all contact with her (before and after the asking-out) very chill and mature, but still comical and relate able. She doesn't respond much at all though.

Hard to blame her since I'm a mostly random guy hitting her up. Frankly I'm surprised she responded at all. I've never been one to "play the game" but I think I'm doing a good job by not being a desperate beta faggot.

My ex and this girl look almost identical.

>>254160153
I'm sorry, ever since my only gf i can't stop thinking about it.
It feels so goddamn good.
I'd say better than sex, but i can't make the comparison as i haven't experienced it

>>254160215

I mean shit, maybe. I suspect that I'm at least a little fucked up.

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>>254160094
>Me and my friends used to take dick pics on our gameboy cameras.
wow dude what a horrible secret

>>254160025
I know anon, I study politics too but I'm still scared as fuck

>>254160206
How many dirty pics was she taking for you to need to do It so regularly? God damn

>>254153253
>hook up with some random girl
>I lose interest before we go further than kissing and groping
>she did some biting
>feel sick the next day and not sure whether mouth sores are from tears or something more

Maybe I should get tested

>>254158062
Wooooooooooooow

That was literal fucking reaction. Dude. Its simultaneously the dumbest most tragic thing.

spiderman 2
I recently found out I have HIV and I have no clue how the hell I could have got it since I am a 20 year old kissless virgin, don't even drink let alone do drugs and only leave my house to go to work and go shopping

>>254160309
I think I hate you more than anyone else in this thread, please tell me you're considering suicide

My secret was so bad it killed the other game/secret

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Mega Man 4
I dated an ugly, batshit insane, religious hambeast for an entire year. All because I felt like I wasn't going anywhere after high school, and she had connections to get me a shitty fast food job and I thought I'd be at least closer to a "success" if I had a job and girlfriend, despite being terribly embarrassed, ashamed, and disgusted by her. Everyone was convinced that we were madly in love, and her parents thought I was the perfect son-in-law.

I dumped her ass to go after my high school crush.

>>254160378

Not that many but it was a thrill just going through her phone, shit was cash

Kingdom Hearts
I cheated on my fiance, I'm scared the girl I fucked is pregnant with my child, even though I know that it's logically impossible for that to be true. I think it's guilt that eating me alive. Fuck my exploding cock.

>>254160008
She already knows he's interested, if she changes her mind the ball is already in her court. Don't make him hassle her, she's not interested.

>>254160309
>FF10
Disgusting.

>>254158501
What the fuck.

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>>254159305

She's deep into puberty and wants dick but can't process the information form her vagoo, so she rubs and grabs and hugs and stuff. Nothing serious and it's totally normal, the equivelent of a growing boy getting a boner and rubbing it on stuff because it feels good. Her parents don't like it because I'm a grown assman and she always wants to visit me at my house and shit, so they assume it's me that's the problem. I think it's cute. And kind of hot

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>>254160348
Stuck in the same place as you man, just without the ex.

Also MGS3 for favourite game.

>>254159804
I stopped after I realized what I've done. The other reason to why I got away with it was because there was an ambulance right behind me. The guy was lucky they were there right when it happened.
Only one person I know that I don't talk to knows about this. None of my friends and family know either.

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Street Fighter 4 series

The other night, I had sex with my infatuation of several years behind her boyfriend's back. We were really drunk. I feel awful about it from both the angle that I did it in the first place and the fact that it was totally meaningless, when at the time I desperately wanted it not to be.

>>254160552
It's been a year dude
Guy should give it another shot, and if she says no this time, i think thats when you back off on the idea

>>254160482

Parents?

>>254151504
>negotiating with someone to suture my mouth shut for a medical play scene
you again.

you worry me

>>254159268
I still fap to fotos of classmates from years ago. I suppose it's borderline pedophillia by now but it still feels like it did back then.

>>254160598
>And kind of hot
so the parents are right about being worried about you, that's good

>>254160537
post em

>>254160546
She deserves better, you'll never be able to stay faithful through a whole marriage.

>>254148080
You sick fiend. Good taste in games, though.

>>254145583
Silent Hill 3

I have a habit of listening to the same music over and over, and I'm thankful I have headphones so I don't annoy other people. Right now I'm listening to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxs2vS2gJ-c

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>>254160679
at least it's not the guy with the job helping people commit suicide.
>>254160646
don't worry
It'll be fine
right?

>>254160674
no they are fine and I have not seen my mother in years and my dad does not have it

>>254160092
>type girl and make her confess
>makes you hard
>punch her in the stomach because you're sexually inexperienced (naturally)
>still talk

Fucking hilarious

>>254160716

Hot in an indirect way, not for the kid. Just the scenario I find arousing, like if it was a doujin I'd fap to it but it's not like I'd poke it IRL.

>>254160657
He said it was earlier this year, learn to read. Even if it wasn't it's still bad advice.

>>254160025
Yeah, I've taken some political courses and I'm aware of how great the times we're living in are, it's just imagining how easy it would be to ruin it that scares me.
It doesn't help that the media sensationalizes everything. I've stopped following the news because it gets me so paranoid.

>>254160887
it's a slippery slope

>>254160674
There's no way he'd make it to twenty with untreated HIV from birth.

Wind Waker
i stopped taking prozac for some months because I wasn't feeling depressed and was tired of being on it. Later on side affect of dropping it was that my dick can't get as hard as it could before. I've essentially been emasculated and lost all confidence in myself, which coincided with a cute girl taking interest in me but I keep ignoring her because I'm embarrassed that I can't perform sexually

>>254160897
I dunno, i still feel like it's not pressuring if it's several months in between, and you only do it like 2-3 times before you give up

pikmin

I spend endless days pacing for ridiculous amounts of time in chest grasping anxiety. During I can't stop thinking about how likely it is that I'm autistic,or at the least, left a permanent impression on others that I am.

What hits the most is I'm very self-aware of my odd talking or manerisms a day to a week after doing so and can't stop. It's like my mind gets disorganized to a bothering degree whenever im around others. I'm at the point of considering myself someone who permanently can't be in anykind of close relationship or friend group.

>>254160887
>but it's not like I'd poke it IRL

Keep telling yourself that buddy

>>254160785
I don't want to draw attention to myself.
She knows I cheat, she allowed me to do so because of a genetic mutation I was born, I have too much erectile tissue in my dick and it causes it to tear when it gets too large for my natural 5 inch size. So basically she let's me fuck other girls, as long as she never catches wind of it. But I have only ever done it one time. and I don't think I will ever again, I'll just stick to hentai and porn/spoiler]

Paper Mario and the 1k year door

I'm a cute femboy and haven't found a way to tell people and they think I'm just 14

>>254161004
>i stopped taking prozac for some months because I wasn't feeling depressed and was tired of being on it
don't do this

>>254160482
I wasn't that much older than you when I got it. Though in my case drug use and unprotected sex were the obvious culprits.

Just make sure to get yourself on meds ASAP. I responded super well to mine and now its basically like I never caught it in the first place (as long as I keep taking my pills, that is).

>>254159362
Dude what you have to do is cut her out of your life, shit might sting a lil but its worth it compared to any stress your getting being around her after she rejected you.

>>254159229
That used to be me as a kid. I hurt puppies and kittens. I stopped after middle school and today I value animals more than people.

>>254161004
Have you brought this up to your psych...?

>>254161000

Oh right, sorry I am tired

>>254161060
please don't have kids

>>254161004
Reading stuff like this has made me scared of anti-depressants, and I don't trust them at all.

>>254160110
Nah.

>>254161084

Please become a slutty trap

>>254161060
hey I think I remember you from a thread ages ago

>>254160882

I'm glad you enjoyed it anon.

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>>254148080
Holy fucking shit, Anon, get some professional help.

>>254161060
>causes it to tear when it gets too large for my natural 5 inch size
Okay what is "it" in this context

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kingdom hearts

when I was six, I caught my little brother and cousin, sucking each others dicks

>>254161198
I can't. I destroyed my testicles when I 9 due to a boner I got that took me to the ER room. So LOGICALLY I can't have children, I'm always worried though

>>254161004
>i stopped taking prozac for some months because I wasn't feeling depressed

That's not your decision. Ask an expert before you do something like that.

Favorite game is donkey kong country 2

I really do think there was more going on on 9/11 than they showed

>>254160848
I don't know. I constantly debate cutting her out of my life, but we've been friends around 10 years now. There have been slumps where we stop talking, but like the fool I was, I'd always take it as a sign for how deeply we cared for each other, rather than an indication that it's just flat-out unhealthy like it probably actually is.

>>254160626
In the times I've seen her, there'd be times where we'd have really good conversation. She's incredibly shy, and I'm actually pretty good with people, so sometimes it'd work out, but other times I'd get a bad read from her and just leave her alone. Killed 2 birds with 1 stone because playing the "I know you, and I see you, but I don't need to have a conversation with you. Let's just smile and wave" card. Introverts seem to appreciate that.

We're both skateboarders, and the only times I've seen her were at a skatepark 2 hours away. The times I'd see her and sometimes talk to her were months in between.

Even so, she still remembered me. To this day I don't know if I creeped her out, or she actually enjoyed me in some way.

>>254161295
If it was a disibility thread, then yes. >>254161346
My dick. Honestly.

Mega Man X
I used to fap in class during high school, and I set a goal for myself to jack off in every class I ever had at least once.

On a pajama day for school, I was in class with this girl I've liked damn near half of my life. I jerked off to her and it was so easy with my huge pajama pants.

Now I work fast food and I sometimes jerk off in the crew room and get off on the thrill of somebody seeing me

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>>254160956

Don't buy slippery slope arguments without supporting evidence of said slope. I have no desire to bone it so I won't.

>>254161052

Will do, and I'll enjoy the show provided to me whole it lasts.

>>254161410
Explain the story, bro. I'm interested.

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Dark Souls
If I stayed over your house as a teenager, I almost definitely jacked off with your mom/sister's panties at least once. If they were really hot, over their toothbrush.

>>254161484
So lemme see if i get this straight, your dick tears when it gets bigger than it's natural resting state of 5 inches?
Am i retarded?
how does this make it okay for you to cheat?
>>254161410
It's hard to decide something like that.
My best friend seems to slowly be moving away from me like all the rest of my friends, but i'm unsure if he's just a lot more busy, or is actually tired of me.
Fug i'm tearing up now

>>254161369
My old doc moved to another office and I never bothered finding another psychiatrist til my dad literally had to fly into town to check up on me because In a depressed wreck. Back on prozac hoping I get better especially down there

>>254161723

ayy lmao

>>254161723
These posts prove that anonymity is for the best.

>>254160589
>>254158501
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

>>254161442
>being a skateboarder
Kek