>pass the controller bro
It always bothered me how weird the analog sticks on that thing look. Like they just photoshopped them in. I mean look at it, it's all blurry and shit.
that shit aint slick. that shit aint black
>Toss the controller this way, bro
>I can't, it keeps coming back
>>253335721
can we pretend that the whole thing is photoshopped?
>>253335840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co8vGjEz-xU
>sure, you can be player 3
>dat nose
>>253335441
I wish that was really the PS3 controller at the end, it looks a lot more conformable than the dualshock 3.
>>253336198
>>253335441
Here you go
>>253336256
>the purest plastic that has been folded over 1000 times
>>253336473
>"Sweet! My new dildo came in!"
>>253336274
Holy crap fuck that directional pad, controller manufacturers must be so happy that Nintendo dropped their patten on the + shaped one.
*unsheathes controller*
>>253335840
my sides have left me now
>>253335840
>>253335441
>inb4another idiot claims to have read "reviewers actually liked it when they tried it at that year's E3" somewhere and truly believes it without evidence to support the claim
>>253335840
>>253336397
I hope it can vibrate
>>253336397
Is it a toilet seat or a neck brace?
Is this thing real? Why would sony do this after that glorious PS3 controller? Why would they fuck up the PS4? No wonder that shit barely sells in Japan.
>>253337071
Fuck I need this.
>>253337071
>>253336473
Is this real? I want one
You have no idea how much I wanted this fucking stupid thing
>>253336940
That controller looks like batman
>>253337035
>Goldeneye 64 has configure for 2 controllers in single player
>thinking when i dual wield I can aim both guns seperately
>I can't
That was a huge disappointment.
>>253337216
what is that for?
>show up for evo 2015
>whip this sucker out in finals
>ITS GO TIME
>>253337140
I played l4d on driving force gt
>>253337346
you know how I know you're 16 years old?
>>253337518
Those thumb sticks look like they would cut your thumbs up.
Why even try to make this shit?
>>253337518
PICK UP DERIVERY
>>253336198
With that you can be all the players at once.
>>253337451
You sit on it
>>253336803
I had this one, it was actually bretty good.
Nights a qt
>>253337518
>>253337518
Inb4 nigga dey all Chinese
>>253337763
yeah the controller looks odd but it did fell right in the hands.
>>253337140
>mfw I have that Microsoft joystick
>mfw no face
>>253337936
I bet those pedal replacements are better than a regular DS3's triggers for throttle control.
>>253335441
>pass the controller
>it comes back
>>253337779
That fucking lack of down.
>>253337140
>novint falcon above Solaris Synth
shit list.
>>253337346
you retarded bro? thats what the ps3 controller was going to be before they changed it to what it came out as
>>253337140
>DDR machine
>shit tier
fatty detected
>>253337605
What the fuck are you talking about, nigger?
>>253337779
> All those buttons
> Only 3 directions
>>253337140
What the hell is that thing attached to the wii-mote
>>253337936
That controller actually is good for a racing game.
>>253335840
>>253335840
Fuck thats the first thing that popped in my head
>>253337936DAAAAAAAAYYTOOONAAAA
>>253338606
there's nothing attached
>>253338606
A fishing pole
>>253338441
he knows because based on your comment you were most likely a little kid when the ps3 was announced
>>253337779
>implying that's bad
>>253337862
too late anon
pop pop pop
>>253338826
>>253338869
>12 SECONDS APART
>>253335840
>>253337936
What the fuck are these even for? The 2 air combat games that are on PS3?
Everything is small time in comparison.
>>253337518
Why does he wear the mask?
>>253339091
But anon that looks cool as fuck
>>253338969
>12 seconds
I see at least 25 secs
>>253337936
Its very single purpose but I kinda want one for racing games
>>253337830
this was never funny
>>253339217
buzz buzz buzz lightyear to the rescue
>>253339247
It was. It was great.
When I got it it became my main controller.
>>253337518
>>253339217
thanks doc
>>253339326
If you didn't have this shit, you were maximum pleb.
>>253339490
Had this one, hated the shape but the stick was infinitely better than the original
>>253337438
Dual wield goldenyeye was the reason we got the wiimote
>Thrustmaster
>>253339067
For driving/racing games. It's pretty cheap, and people say it's decent.
>>253339975
I had this controller, the stick pad fell off and it was agonizing.
Naturally it served as the default player 2 controller and whoever lost a match had to use it.
>>253340334
That actually looks like it's good for fighting games.
at least it looked futuristic...even though the novelty of it looking futuristic wore off as soon as you realized that it looked like a fucking banana.
>>253340709
>please just kill me
>>253336740
tch
*unsheathes admantium katana and dash slices through you*
fool, did you think that toy would have a chance against me?
>>253340891
>NIGGA DEY ALL LEGOS
>>253336473
>>253341032
Wtf is this thing even usable?
>>253340116
>>253335896
The whole ps3 thing was a joke. I mean, 600 bucks for a blu-ray player that has no gaems.
>>253337303
It is for maximum comfort swirlies
>>253337830
Holy shit
>>253339334
>>253336847
>Eeek get out hentai!
>>253338114
Underrated post.
>not using the dick controller
>>253341553
>"Shepard-Commander"
>>253339091
oh fuck i had this
>>253341920
those micro controllers were comfy as shit
>>253342076
Sorry to disappoint samefag, but the same joke was already made a way better early on the thread.
>>253341159
I have a dual force 1 for my ps2 and it's fucking great
>>253336397
This comes to mind
>>253342432
I have that for my 64, it's top tier.
>>253340848
psh, yeah right
*takes out a gnarly blade covered in dark, purple energy, with japanese writing all over*
I have a sword cooled in the only spirit spring in exisistence, which makes it immune to katanas, it is fueled by the users own anger and logic, and can't be beaten. The Japanese runes would stun you if you could read them, so you are lucky.
all right let's play some fighting games
>>253335721
For some reason I always thought they'd be bigger analog nubs like on the PSP.
They don't look like they pop out.
>>253342432
To be fair, that's for disabled people.
>>253342584
>No nipples
Why even bother
>>253342883
>hey reddit am i funny yet
>>253336473
>sonic boom exclusive controller.jpg
>>253342045
>membrane keys that look like mechanical keys
>that fucking price
for what purpose
>>253338904
>inb4
y u no understand time m8?
>>253343164
the fuck is that d-pad
>>253343347
It's supposed to be touch responsive. It's basically the precursor to Valve's gamepad.
>>253336940
>Prepare to be assimilated
>>253338114
>>253340497
wtf is that cord
>>253343508
>a controller that you have to finger
I like that
>mfw no rolling rocker
>>253339226
A lot of loyalty for a hired controller!
This is real. Why.
>>253343951
How does that even work
>>253344181
You stand on it and lean in a direction
>Here you can use this one
>>253344158
Doctor losers.
>>253344351
That's... interesting.
>>253344158
At first i thought it was a lightsaber Wiimote and thought, oh thats neat if the construction quality is there. Maybe if it were bundles with some Doctor Who game?
>>253337936
this is cool but if i'm getting a controller specifically for racing i'll get a wheel and pedals not this
it's dumb
>>253344448
>"cool, let's play smash bros!"
>"writes a whole novel instead"
>>253336530
The resident evil 4 controller was actually pretty awesome though. In a really corny and probably uncomfortable kind of way.
>>253344683
it looks like right stick has cancer
>>253344587
Yeah and maybe you shove it in your ass because only fags like doctor who ;^)
>>253343876
>"No the leather makes it more comfortable you see."
>"Well I would have put it on the other side but then it would cover up Link."
>"Putting Link on the leather would look bad, why would I want a bad looking controller."
>"Why've you got to be so negative Anon?"
>>253344683
What the heck efficiency does that bring?
>>253344683
Dude, that shit is actually fucking good. It's basically gamepad with mouse aiming.
>>253335721
>>253335441
I had one of this
>>253336131
>BallControl
hahaha
Before the Kinect we had...
>>253344951
Nigga, i don't want the thing, but if it were bundled with a game it would make perfect sense.
Anyone got that one parody picture with the Bong connected to sterios connected to a controller with a Press X to jason button and all that jazz?
>>253341662
Oh my god, I remember playing 4 player Crash Team Racing at my cousin's house and being forced to use one of these. The two halves can rotate separately from each other and I can't fathom how someone came up with that idea.
>>253335721
>>253335896
>>253342601
It was build for real actually, and even put on presentation.
>brah here use my fucking mouse just flip it over
>>253339091
I've used one of those. It wasn't too bad.
>>253345218
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW THE JOYSTICKS LOOK
>>253345219
>points a laser straight at your face
>>253345363
Look at the shadow
>>253344158
I thought it was a light saber and the buttons were on the wrong side.
>>253345218
It looks like the most uncomfortable piece of shit ever created. How the fuck do you even hold it?
>>253345363
>>253345756
>that D-Pad.
OH GOD NO
>>253345093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXHM1I8wgtc
>>253345756
>speakers in place of buttons
Gaben going full retard
>>253345940
those are touchpads.
>>253336786
Don't worry they'll come back soon
>>253340334
>hori
already better than the dual shock 3.
>>253344012
>not playing soul calibur with this
what a buncha jokahs
>>253345992
ur mom is a touchpad
I saw a ps3 controller at the store yesterday EXACTLY like this, but it was a tilt controller too
>>253345218
my freind has this he likes using it for fightan games but hes meh at them so it doesnt matter too much
>>253345093
Motion controls then
>Kick their ass by doing real punches and kicks, unless you're a weakling nerd or something.
Motion controls now
>Family fun!
Where did it all go wrong.
>>253345992
And that was a joke
>>253340116
Fuck man, I want one for DCS so bad, too bad they're fucking 500$
>>253344448
that was really good for pso, nigga u dum
>>253346326
What is most funny thing about it, it respons better than kinect. Because its not the camera, but infrared light.
>>253340709
I like the way the guy who made this thinks
>>253344448
>200 words essay due tommorow
>pass the controller
here you go bro
I operate on a higher level
>>253338057
oh holy crap this guy!!
no! NO! this one's actually good! I dont know how or why but its GOOD
damn I miss it. Gave it to an ex a long time ago.
>>253340891
I need this.
>>253346940
This looks like shit they would put in a giant mech.
>>253344489It doesn't actually work, it's just a piece of plastic
>>253345652
>>253344158
OC DONUT STEEL
>Only 7'11 feet may apply.
>>253347184
that's precisely what i'd use it for if I could find one.they cost over $1,000 when they were new, and they've been discontinued since 2008 I think. they're almost literally impossible to find.
>>253336502
fuck off with these shitty images already
>>253346326
Most things we have now we had in early form in 90s.
Motion controls, 3D, all that shit.
I'm just waiting when Nintendo releases new hardware that's basically just modernized Rob.
Sure bro, here.
>>253344448
I went to a smash tournament at a con, and some guy was actually using that.he beat me
>>253345682
With your hands.
>>253347945
What does the spray button do?
>>253344997
>>253344903
it's called a track ball, and it works infinitely better than any analog stick ever will.
>>253348136
Takes a ton of getting used to.
>>253347363
>>253337140
>God Tier: Antique Telephone
>High Tier: Abacus
>Mid Tier: Microphone
Fuck I'm dead
>>253348135
It sprays, dumbass.
>>253338514
for what purpose?
>>253342584
>not using god tier PS1 controller
>>253346745
>200 words
>essay
8 yr old, please.
>>253348613
Apparently it's for playing Resident Evil.
>>253336530
>mfw
>>253345093
Eyetoy was better
>>253348565what the fuck does it spray you snidey little piece of fucking shit.
>>253348696
lurk more, son
>>253341662
is that a pi button
>>253336940
that's for disabled people though
>>253342181
These aren't even controllers. The buttons are just there to navigate the menus when you plug in real electronic instruments instead of the fake plastic ones.
>>253349290
Did he jam his hand in some sort of electric potato peeler?
>>253349057
It's to a two player nintendo thing, prolly donkey kong jr or some shit you spray in that don't you?
>>253349180
It's not.
>>253349563
Shredder
>>253349578
donkey kong 3
>>253350034
An electric potato shredder?
>>253341110
kek
>>253349180
It's so you can hit the face buttons without taking your thumb off the stick. It's for FPS mostly.
>>253350034
How'd he manage it? Most of the ones I've seen only fit three sheets at a time.
>>253336645
>uh... bro, I think you're holding it upside-down
>>253340702
I'm not entirely sure what's going on here
>>253345363
Here you go.
>>253350493
Thank you anon! :3
>>253350493
Something about the shadow says "lewd" but I can't quite put my finger on it.
>>253336392
>>253345073
so do i and i'll be damned if it was uncomfortable
>>253344489
you still have to use a controller to press buttons
>>253336493
kekd more than I should have
>>253346745
lel
>>253350449
it appears to be a rig that plays the game for you. I'd guess it's a modification of similar rigs created for Guitar Hero.
>>253345219
I kind of want it
>>253351976
>johnny test
gross
>>253337140
God have you fucking tried playing an FPS with a tablet?
>>253356138
Are... are you an idiot?
>>253335441
to think they almost went with this shit
wish i had these
>>253349180
It's used by professional Call of Duty players.
So yeah you're right.
>>253335840
TOP FUCKING KEK
>sorry bro this is the only other guitar I have
>>253357772
dat light grey neck and strummer doe
>>253358441
>dem broken ribs you got from using it
>dat fucking back button that's 3 light years away from where your hand was
>>253357772
>Being upset about having to use by far the best guitar hero controller ever made
wow
>>253357772
I had the PS2 version of that guitar, it's not like it makes any difference. If you're playing with a strap it's the same, and honestly if you're just resting it on your knee I found that one more comfortable anyway.
>>253358917
That's a funny looking GH:WT guitar
>>253358589
did you fucking lay on the controller or some shit?
This controller was the most responsive, easiest to play, and had the best strum thingy.
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>253359062
No, I played sitting down because i'm not a fucking manchild who stands up to play. The bottom left of the controller would dig into my armpit and ribs.
Not only that, but unless you're a fag who played on easy then you needed an easily accessible star power button. GH2 controller's star power button was shit.
>>253357559
>professional console FPS players
>>253338952
>tfw I owned one of these in green
>"it's just as good as your other ones anon"
>>253337216
I got this controller because i only had 5 bucks and me and my friend wanted to co-op GoW. Made it through the whole campaign using it...god, that controller sucked dick,,
>>253359345
>No, I played sitting down because i'm not a fucking manchild who stands up to play.
You seriously care whether or not someone stands up to use a simulated guitar. That's being a manchild.
>>253359789
Nice cop out, faggot.
>>253338114
made me chuckle
>>253337936
>>253359131
I'm really digging that cased red button.
>>253335441
This is the only extra controller I have.i bet the boomerang PS3 controller would have been more comfy than this shit
>>253361108
>having babby hands
Nigger I played with the hueg controller when I was 10 and never complained.
>>253361108
i didn't have a problem with the duke controller, but i don't have little baby hands. same thing with the wii u gamepad
>>253361026
>I'm really digging that cased red button.
that's the ejection button and in Steel Batalion ig you die - game over
>>253361108
>not liking the Duke
I have small hands and I LOVE the fucking duke. You are a dick and a bad man.
>>253361543
Not the 'blow everything the fuck up' button?
>>253361842
>>253361252
It's not about small hands, as even you >>253361696 said. It's just unfuckingcomfortable. I couldn't stand the position of the black and white especially.
>>253361446
Who do you think the Wii U is targeted at? Not even a slight against the Wii U, I have one, but it is marketed to fucking kids, of course it is not going to be an issue for small hands. That has nothing to do with the size of the controller because the screen, the handles and button placements are still a fine size regardless of the overall size of it.
>>253362208
>>253361108
Also, Xbox Controller S was great. I miss old Xbox when the only jewish thing MS did was make you pay for Live.
>>253359131
you just wanted this didn't you
>>253340334
Do you really need to put a dime in there to use it?
>>253362128
thanks for the gif m8y
>>253350402
Isn't this for the huehueland version of the Ouya?
>>253343728
What is this gif from?
>>253362460
Best OG Xbox controllers were the ones with the black and white buttons moved to the shoulder. I had a Madcatz one with them there but I found this one just now that has them there and also keeps duplicates of them in the same position. This seems even better for some games that may be better played with them in the original position for what ever reason.
>>253363289
boku no pearl jam
>>253343508
It was also shit
>>253338965
I have this. It attaches to some shitty ass "gameboy" that plays like 50 atari games in black in white. It can also hook up to the tv and allows for multiplayer.
>>253361108
Love the duke. Have massive hands but.
>>253361108
>hey bro let's play Halo
>>253346058
>>253344012
You can play Virtua Tennis with this, using it like a Wiimote. No joke.
>>253335441
>throw controller
>it comes back
>>253364632
I'm a little confus.
>>253335441
Is this how Australians play video games?
>>253364632
That's hilarious.
>>253342584
>Pardon me, Luce
>>253364874
more like this
pass the controller bro
This was my GBA for like 3 years, did I do good?
>>253366172
>those dildo grips
>>253366338
>seeing dildos in everything
it's okay to be gay
>>253366497
its fucking perfect
>>253335441
I wish they had actually used this design so I could have used it as a secret dildo.
I'm afraid someone will find out if I buy a real one.
I really fucking want one of these
>>253366690
No analog stick? How many games would you really be able to play without it?
>>253335840
thats not even funny
>>253367107
2D games, plus most cube games let you use the d-pad for menu navigation.
>>253336198
I could shitpost so fast with one of those.
>>253366690
>>253367107
>>253367425
There's also no c-stick.
>>253341685
lol'd
>>253339490
Holy shit i had one of these except the stick part broke off and all that was there was this small metal part of the stick that remained. It hurt like hell to play.
>>253338114
underated post lel
>>253343650
>You can be playa 2
>>253369393
>doug button
>>253336131
>>253362649
OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MY SIDES
>>253335441
Controller. Not good. Bad shape
>>253364771
You're being a bit of a faggot right now.
>>253335840
>>253338114
>>253369889
How else you gonna doug brah?
>>253371104
>faster
>>253371104
Suckas chose dougging as a last resort, ain't that a bitch
>>253339852
I had one of those but it was called the mako pad
It was alright
>>253357772
>best guitar coming through choochoo
I actually own one of these abominations, found it at a flea market and my brother and I nearly pissed ourselves laughing a bought it without even haggling with the mexican who was selling it
>>253337936
I'm never buying an aftermarket BOV from these guys again
>>253346940
this looks like the things they use to fly ufos, but those are just metal plates
>>253373115
I own one too, did yours come with the box and shit? Best part of the whole thing: there's a little ID card thing that slides into a clear sleeve on the front of the vest and on the back are areas to fill in your personal details including a field for "Your Mission"
>>253366690
I used to want these for Ikaruga and Soul Calibur II, but then devolution happened and now I can play them on my Wii with a TvC fightstick instead.
>>253335441
>"here's your controller, bro"
>toss controller
>it comes back
>>253375373
#JustAussieth-
>>253346779
did jim lee design this
>>253344448
I don't understand why the fuck you wouldn't just use a regular controller and then also plug in a keyboard
>>253341581
To be fair, it came out when blue ray players were 1k+
>>253356138
Nigga I bet you don't even use a goddamn antique telephone
No skill at all
>>253375875
Does a keyboard to GCN adapter even exist?
>>253342535
*teleports behind you**unzips dicks* nuthin personal kid
>keep making the same shitty threads every day bro
>>253377781
Move the three Xbox controllers up to Actually make Sense tier.
>>253377781
>HKS controller
>Retarded
It's almost like you don't know why some of these controllers exist.
>>253378008
>non symmetrical with a completely useless d-pad
>implying that makes sense
>>253378008
It's a troll image, retard. Look at the very bottom.
>>253369393
DOUG FASTER
>>253378215
Non-symmetrical does make sense unless you have hands the size of ants. Having thumbs knock together when moving both sticks inwards on dualshock is retarded design.
>>253361842
>>253361026
If you don't eject in time, it deletes your save.
>>253378381
Go back to playing RTS #583085, neckbeard.
>>253378381
I did, I don't see what part about it is a troll.
>>253378457
Maybe if you're Shaq or you have some sort of giant claw thumbs. More likely, you're just holding the controller wrong.
>>253378457
>Having thumbs knock together
>>253365842
>tfw I'm a southpaw and do this
>>253378630
Maybe if you're a normal human being you mean. Designing a controller where it happens in the first place is bad design. Having to change the way you hold something just to get around a design flaw shouldn't be the issue, it should be made correctly in the first place.
>>253378475
That sounds like some grade-AArtifical Difficultybullshit there.
>>253336530
>bought one of those thinking it would unlock a chainsaw wii style that I'd move and the game would recognize
>nope.png
well fuck me and my stupidity
>>253377781
the wii u controlling is surprisingly comfortable
>>253378685
>using the joint of your thumb on the tip of the stick
fucking disgusting
>>253378865
>Designing a controller where it happens in the first place is bad design.
It can always happen if you're a retard who holds the controller wrong and also happens to have giant hands like that one guy from The Simpsons. If you're stupid enough and maybe got a really bad bee sting on your hand, you can do it with any controller. You just happen to enjoy doing it with a PS controller.
>>253364632
But what does it do?
>>253377781
>doug controller
>retarded
>>253377781
>implying staggered thumbstix wasn't the best controller innovation since thumbstix
controller S master race reporting
>>253359747
Pretty sure the control is FOR sucking dick practice.
>>253377781
Sonypony pls go
>>253365636
whoa I got that reference I am cult as fuck man
>>253379513
Except that you don't have to hold it wrong at all. This is holding the controller like any normal person would. This does not work, because unlike you I don't have the hands of a toddler, and therefore would need to hold the stick in some retarded claw form just to alleviate the problem. Or, Sony could have adapted by now and switched to proper stick placement like the Xbox.
>>253379863
for what purpose
>>253379513
ew, gross dwarf baby hands are no good for choking
>>253380098
Hey faggot, you are holding it wrong. Use the tip of your thumb not the fucking pad or joint. The only people that say they don't have babby hands because their thumbs hit are just holding it like retards. It is much more accurate when using the tip of your thumb, anyway.
>"Hey man, can i join in?"
>"Sure anon, just let me look for my other controller"
>
Alright."
>Friend goes downstairs
>Hear grunts
>Comes back from downstairs with this huge fucking table
>Slams it in front of you.
>"Ah, here you go bro."
stop ignoring me!
>>253380372
I'm not holding it wrong. You're not holding it wrong. This is the natural way to grasp the controller, and you're arguing with that just because you can't admit that the staggered sticks exist because they alleviate the problem that the dualshocks have. Hell, even making the controller bigger in general would have greatly helped.
>>253380035
>implying
It's just about the controllers. I love the Genesis way more than SNES, but acknowledge that the SNES had a much better controller.
>>253380098
>Except that you don't have to hold it wrong at all. This is holding the controller like any normal person would.
Uh... no it's not? The stick seems to be in the neutral position but the tip of the thumb is over the PS button. That's pants on head retarded. Any normal person would have their thumb in a central position over the stick. It also looks like your hand is way higher on the controller than it's supposed to be. You're not supposed to grip the grips like a fucking motorcycle, but rather let the ends of them rest in the center of your palm.
>>253379863
is that a bed for controllers
>>253380546
>This is the natural way to grasp the controller
natural for a fucking money retard
>>253349180
"For the disabled."
>Full blown tacticool design
>Looks like something out of an airsoft catalog
>>253359789
no, that would be autism
>>253374067
I FOUND YOU ALIEN
>>253380546
The sticks are that way on the xbox because it's just an evolution of the Dreamcast controller, MS having had a hand with the Dreamcast, and they just added the second stick on top of that (while removing the only thing that made the DC controller not shit, the VMU).
who are you people!?
>>253380574
The end of the grip is in the center of my palm. It'd have to be way up near the join of my fingers and hand to look the way you're describing. The pad of my thumb is on the stick as it should be due to that being the most comfortable way to hold it.
The controller is too small and the sticks are in the wrong places. That's all there is to it.
>>253336131
ITS SPHERICAL
>>253381187
GOD DAMMIT.
I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
>>253380546
>>253380098
>>253380372
When you hold it with the pads of your thumbs on the sticks, of course your thumbs hit. My thumbs don't hit not because I have babby hands (though they look like stubby sausages) but because I don't cover the whole damn stick with my thumb and let it protrude over the edge.
>>253381187
it's raindrop shaped
>>253381016
>The pad of my thumb is on the stick as it should be due to that being the most comfortable way to hold it.
Obviously not, because you're complaining about it being a shit way to hold it, and everyone else is pointing out that if you hold it right you don't have your problems and you get more accuracy.
But if you have giant basketball player hands, I'll allow that it might be too small for you. The chart isn't made to cater to mutants, though, or else the N64 controller would be the best one. DS4 is also bigger than DS3, so there's that.
But the thing that really makes the xbox, gamecube, and Dreamcast shit are the gimped dpads. That's why they are where they are (at least mostly).
>>253380194
>>253380481
>>253380882
>>253381123
this fucking guy
>you're not my supervisor/10
>>253380194
>you will never choke her
>That feel when my brother laughs at my jokes about Mad Catz
It's a nice feeling.
>>253381357
Goddamn I want to bite that nail.
Bite your nails bro. Feels good.
>>253382497
Tell me about your brother. Is he cute? Feminine?
>>253382572
I do, but sometimes it goes too far into the skin midway through getting it off and you are fucked for a couple days while you wait for it to grow a little more to finish it off. There is nothing worse than living in constant fear of accidentally running your thumb into something while you have this problem and having the final rip into your flesh occur.
>>253381554
There's no real proof that you get more accuracy using the tip. In fact using the tip is more uncomfortable after long periods than the way I hold it. Holding it "right" involves a less comfortable grip with nothing more than placebo or individual benefits depending on the person. Xbox and GCN controllers are two of the most comfortable ones I've ever held and have not once had a problem like this with either due to the stick placement (Although C-stick is useless most of the time anyway so oh well).
Dpad is definitely shit though, that's true. Even their (fixed) dpad where you twist it to change how it feels ended up doing fuck all to fix it.
>>253381357
The whole point of the convex stick is to push and pull with the pad of your thumb, not rest the tip on it like that. Holding it that way is much more suited to a concave stick.
>>253382572
>tfw
>>253379015
ya you're fucking stupid
>>253382953
>Holding it that way is much more suited to a concave stick.
I never had issues with this. It felt more accurate because I have better range of motion holding it with the tip, and the convex shape actually lets me slide my thumb around to reposition without having to life my thumb like I would on a concave stick. And it is an easily controlled slide, not a slip-n-slide, before anyone says slipping off is an issue.maybe if you have sweaty hands
>>253357772
This was the best one though.
>>253359747
It's made for crippled people.
>>253367728
/v/ pls
>>253384778
How would that be any better than a regular controller for crippled people?
>>253379863
I have this and the PS3 version
They're great for propping up an air conditioner in your window.
>>253338952
>Black N64 controller
>>253386843
What a shit stereotype. I have a few black friends and am bigger than all of them, it's something we joke about. They call me the White Mamba.
>>253348696
>>>/b/
Newfag get the fuck out
>>253344683
I came
>>253337035
besides that shitty c-pad this looks better than n64's original controller
>>253348136
>>253356138
Yeah, it actually isn't too bad. It doesn't work most of the time, though.
>>253344683
Replace the left one too and we're in business.
>>253387581
Good to know.How big? I'm black and I'm 7.4 inches, which is big for Americans
>>253388621little over 8.5, i am over 9 with a cock ring
I'd rather take the batarang than the piece of shit that is the ps4's controller.
Fucking rubber on the left analog stick is completely gone, and I haven't even put in 200 hours on it yet.
>>253387581
How do you know their dick sizes, and how do they know yours?
>Pass the ULTRA 64 controller, bro
>>253388375
>Can go out to basically anywhere right now and buy a trackball mouse
They're pretty great brah, my friend had one and I used to play RTS on his pc with it all the time.
>>253388726Congratulations, we're both considering above average in most countries. Especially you
>>253388791
Being fags while saying "no homo" and just whipping out your softies and swinging them around at a party, I was bigger soft and they asked how big I was hard, apparently I was the biggest. Felt good.
>tfw I will never get passed this controller because I was 4 when this came out
>>253388919
Man trackballs were the shit for RTS before it became korean speed chess. You barley even need to touch the mouse in SC2 and it makes me sad as shit.
>>253335840
Overrated post
>>253388978
And remember folks, thanks to China, you're above world average in both dicks and height!
>>253389341
>tfw manlet according to US average
>tfw average by world stats
>>253389341
Funny thing about that,I'm the black guy with the 7.4 inch dickandI'm 1/4th ChineseBoy did I get lucky being 6'4'' as well.
>>253389637
Big dick'd whitey here, that's funny because I am over an inch bigger than you and only 5'7".
>Pass the controller brah
>>253345992
actually you can play music through them, due to how the haptic feedback works
>>253389753
How the fuck does this work?
>>253389753
>1789-0 in call of duty
>>253389802
You can play music on controller vibrations too, it would sound like shit because there would be all of 1 frequency.
>>253389736
I guess you're living the manlet dream
Why doesn't some company make an ultra-high-quality controller built to last for decades that's made with some kind of titanium frame with a soft outer skin, user-replaceable parts like sticks, buttons and cable, really high-quality PCB, anti-shock mounts for the internals,customizable glowing LEDsetc. and costs like three times as much?
You know, for those that want an option instead of plastic everything.
>>253390963
It's my only comeback since I am not tall or muscular.
>>253340116
Their racing wheels are pretty food.
>>253336397
>>253391549
Saved
>>253343110
I fucking lost it.
Somebody Photoshop gauze around it.
>>253345756
I really hope they fix steam before porting it over to a console. That shit is sluggish and laggy as fuck
Holy shit, this thread is still alive!
>>253336493
top kek
>>253335840
the circlejerk begins
>>253395313
>begins
>>253380168
to sit in your lap so you have good controller holding posture or what the fuck ever
Controller Comfiness Tier List
>Comfiest Tier
Xbox 360
Gamecube
Gameboy Color
>Pretty Comfy Tier
Original Nintendo DS
SNES
Playstation consoles
>Meh Tier
Pretty much all Sega consoles
Wii
Wii U
PSP
PS Vita
>Crease Marks Tier
NES
Gameboy Advance SP
>I-Can't-Hold-This-Shit Tier
N64
Original Xbox
GBA Micro
>Press any button to start
What button do you press /v/?
>>253396620
>Not pressing start anyway.
>>253396620
enter
A or start if controller
>>253396620
Doug
>>253351976
I can hear the whip-cracks.
>>253392796
They also need to make sure at least 90% of Steam games work, maybe if do some sort of WINE tomfoolery it could happen. That and a marketing blitz the likes of which the world has never seen before.
>>253397048
>not faster
pleb
>>253396531
Man the wii should at least be Pretty or Comfiest. As long as you're not wagglan or holding the wiimote sideways you can pretty much hold it any way you want to and it feels great.
>>253377781
yeah no the playstation d-pad fucking kills your thumb if you're using it consistently and have to move around a lot
the tiny saturn controller is probably top billing for best one, i'd like to know what flaws it apparently has to move it down that low
>>253339326
THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
>>253398131
PS doesn't have my favorite D-pad but the Xbox, gamecube, and their successors all have awful dpads.
Saturn and the other Sega controllers in its tier are low because of the three/six face button layout, which is shit unless it's an arcade cabinet or something. If it's a controller where you're supposed to use your thumb, that layout is awful. Just a waste of buttons. Take Genesis compared to SNES, for example. SNES has four buttons, Genesis only three, but it's easier to hit any combo of any two buttons on the SNES than it is to hit A and C on the Genesis at the same time. That continues for the Saturn. Good luck hitting A and Z at the same time. N64 used the same basic layout. PS was smart and had L2 and R2, so it had the same amount of buttons but they were more easily accessible.
>>253398739
>6 button layout is shit
Uhhh... that's actually maximum convenience especially if it has shoulder buttons too.
>>253399351
I explained my position on the matter. Feel free to explain your reasoning as well.
>>253361026
shit doesnt get much more real than steel battalion
>>253335721
i thought they were touchpads like on laptops for the longest time
>>253369393
THE DOUG BUTTON
>>253361842
Ejecting does make the mech blow up, doesn't it?