what movie should i watch while i wait for the impending

The pest

twister

>>87528466
You should be stocking on components, woods, meat and canned food and some books.

>>87528466
the perfect storm

I'm watching The Boy while I wait for it to hit. Surprised I still have electricity.

not even worried desu

didn't buy $40 pack of water, just some fruit snacks and ice cream. bet charley will still be king of 2000s
t. orlandofag

You dumb cunts have been making these threads for 3 days. It's not happening. It's going to fizzle out on the coast

That PBS documentary about the guy who built a hurricane-proof stone house which was basically a castle and looked like a stone silo.

Why can't we just make a giant fan and blow the thing away from the country?

How do we kill Ryu?

>>87529356
Why not build a fan to ensure that Jose also hits Florida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUOjpO2fD5Y
TSUNAMI COMING

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the original comfy disaster kino

>>87528466

Waterworld

>tfw watching periscope streams of florida people going surfing in this shit

What's wrong with Florida people guys?

>>87528466

The Perfect Storm

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>>87529482
>there's another one coming
Make America Gale Again

>>87529227
why does this make you so angry?

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italian kino

>>87529840
The media sensationalizes hurricanes and we've lived through them and know it's not nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

If you live on an island sure you're fucked, but most Floridians aren't going to be that damaged.

Fun fact: A hurricane has NEVER damaged Clearwater ever since Scientologists set up shop there.

>>87530475
Wow that's a really fun fact!

>>87529553
this

Category 7

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>>87530475
go on

just watch it happen live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ld45pUueQ

>>87530475
Hopefully they all think a Homo Novis can't be harmed by weather and the all refuse to leave or seek shelter.

>>87533077
Scientology VMs have been out in force helping with relief efforts in Texas and now also in FL. What a rotten thing to say.

>>87532729
Clearwater is the Mecca of the Dianetics/Scientology organization. The toppest of OTs, who guide others to OT status, are trained there.

These guys not only defeated the IRS, but also defeated 4chan. And every single hurricane headed towards Clearwater. OTs can't be stopped. It's a fact of history.

>>87533130
>Scientology VMs have been out in force helping with relief efforts in Texas and now also in FL

Passing out The Way to Happiness pamphlets no doubt.

Take Shelter. One of Michael Shannon's best roles.

>>87533204
The mainstream media's response to Scientology helped me understand the mainstream media's response to Trump. You're a victim. Educate yourself.

>>87533308
Trump is an asshole but I don't think he's evil or that being an asshole will necessarily make him a bad President. Scientology IS evil.

>>87533387
No it isn't. Their relief efforts on 9/11 saved MANY people, same as their Harvey response as well as their Irma response. You've been brainwashed. Seek help immediately.

>>87530402
Last cat 5 to his Florida was Andrew, were you even alive then?

>>87533455
>Their relief efforts on 9/11 saved MANY people,

>here mister first responded; that was pretty cool how you charged into that toxic smoke, now take these toxic levels of vitamins, drink this Wesson oil and sit in steam room until your sweat actually turns purple

>feel better?

>>87533597
QED. You have been hypnotized and won't accept any truth. Go smash windows at Berkeley.

>>87529090
i have all that except wood, wood is 75$ right now and there's hardly any of it. I'm going to put mattresses on top of my windows.

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>>87534388
$75 for how much?

OP, I would be watching Tarantino and Scorsese fliks but I hope you have some books and candles for when the power goes out. Where you at doe?

>>87529227
It's CAT3 now, but they're saying in the 100 or so miles between Cuba and the west coast that warm water is going to strengthen it to at least a 4 again.

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>he doesn't live in the Midwest
>inb4 le tornadoes
Just don't live in tornado alley and youll be fine

>>87533387
Not the assholery, the narcissism and complete lack of empathy, self awareness, experience, wisdom... Those are the things.

>>87535129
Lived in Pennsylvania for a few years and a tornado touched down in our neighborhood, wrecked almost every business and house except ours. Thank goodness we were OTs.

>>87535129
The California feel is weird. We will have no warning. We live in glorious ignorance until It happens.

>>87534906

>>87535129
wisconsin isn't tornado alley. we still get hit occasionally

>>87535194
LA is pretty safe from disaster. Author Services is there as well as CC.

>>87528466
Big Trouble in Little China, perfect stormy weather movie

>>87535298
Let me know that when the San Andreas fault line sends you plummeting into the ocean where you belong lard ass

>>87533552
Yes, I was 8 days old, and it won't be category 5 when it hits mainland it will be 4.

Hurricane Charley in 2004 was a cat. 4 and wasn't nearly as bad as people said.

>>87535348
You seem upset.

>>87530475
I just realized Ron Hubbard intentionally went to that city because it had "clear" in it.

>>87535435
18D chess

>>87535435
what's the significance of that

>>87533308
hello Sea Org shill

>>87535435
How were their gay bars back then?

>>87535486
I don't even like Scientology. Never done it, never will. I just think they do great things in society and are ultimately a force for good. Same as the Mormons.

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>TAKE SHELTER (Jeff Nichols, 2011)

>>87535595
>I'm not a Scientologist but...

>>87535647
I'm really not and never have been. It's hard to argue with Scientology critics/Chanologists because they assume anyone who has a different view is automatically the enemy. Same as antifa. It's all about feels, not logical argumentation.

>>87534906
1 ply of wood
i live in largo fl but my apt building is 15 ft off the ground

>>87535737
>>87535595
not fooling anyone, Scientology cuck.

>>87529553
i was going to suggest this too. freaked me out as a kid when i watched it

>>87536006
Yup. Also a Nazi because I don't hate Donald Trump. This sort of madness is just hysteria.

>>87536222
Trump doesn't think very highly of Scientology cucks

Day after tomorrow

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>>87537011
>auditing
called it. fucking Sea Org cuck.
how does it feel to only be allowed to use the internet without a filter if you're defending Scientology?

>>87534388
A trader should appear on the third day at your home. Be sure to strip him of all the wood he has.

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>>87537176
Maybe he shold do some reading.

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>>87537176
>>87537011
nice deletion of "auditing" faggot. you're already exposed. looks like I'm going to KSnotW by reposting it.

Question: how do I delete responses to my posts?

Clearwater is doing fine.

>>87528466
Key Largo. It's set during a hurricane in Key Largo.

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>>87537100
>he deleted the post
LOL

scientology retards on suicide watch

Don't watch a movie, go outside with a stereo and get on your roof and blast rock you like a hurricane on repeat.

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Would you allow her to smash your house /tv/?

>>87528466
You should watch some youtube tutorials about how to tie your own shoes, how to pack you bag, and move somewhere that isn't a third world shithole.

>>87538924
Are we sure anybody deleted anything? This thread seems very strange, like it was assaulted by hackers or something. Anyway, I hope the folks in Florida keep safe during this natural disaster.

>>87528608
ha

>>87538949
>/pol/ encouraging the idolization of fat/obese women
typical

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>>87529553
Even has the 3 hurricanes

>>87538996
not sure if trolling or just genuinely brain damaged from scientology TR courses

>>87539362
Oh, you oppose what I said? So you hate the folks in Florida and hope they aren't safe? All you have is insults for those wishing the best for the folks in Florida who are in turmoil right now? That's what you wished to express?

>>87533455
Hitler built the Autobahn

Hitler can do no evil!

>>87539558
Aaaand, Godwinned.

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>>87535348
>Californian
>Lard ass

What did Midwestern cheeseburger face mean by this?

>>87538811
That's where I'm at, we are going to be hit tonight at 2:00AM

>>87528466
dont forget to stock up on twinkies goy! totally NOT a liberal hoax

>>87529840
>I'm scared of wind and water
kek stop watching the news
literally 20 poeple died in the carribeans and they live in shitty houses on tiny islands
half of those deaths probably would have happened regardless of the hurricane
went srufing the day before andrew hit clearwater beach and it was great
I'm pretty dick at surginf though
going back to clearwater beach tomorrow

>>87540833
>republican governer of florida has been hyping it up for a week
moron

>>87528466
Take Shelter

>>87540451
clearwater is monday 2am so tomorrow night
it's saturday

Who else watching live stream?

>fuck her right in the pussy

Kek

all I want from this hurricane is to float down the street in my innner tube
I live right outside of a mandatory evac zone so hopes are high

>>87541918
What live stream? Link please

>>87535298
>LA is pretty safe from disaster
hahahaha
literally on top of a fault you triple nigger

>>87539555

>live on flat land that sticks out into the middle of the ocean
>contribute nothing but overpriced oranges to the world
>will ask for billions to rebuild in the same spot

No reason to give more of a shit than I do about people starving in Ethiopia.

>>87542202
All over YouTube mang. Come on.

>Trumptard pulls out of paris agreement cause he thinks climate change is a meme
>murica gets repeatedly fucked up with hurricanes back to back
>Irma isn't even the last one
literally poetry

I live near tampa on the west coast and was driving around tonight and there was a very comfy/eerie atmosphere
boarded up windows and mostly empty streets but the sky was really pretty and the clouds are moving so fast it's surreal
I rent so I don't have much to lose in terms of personal belongings
hurricanes are 10/10 weather

>>87542637
I thought maybe there was a livestream that was going on that wasnt just a rip of Fox news. I want to see a person livestreaming there. Sorry for thinking you would actually be watching something interesting, but I guess you're just a mental retard.

>>87542791
Kek. No. Who the fuck is stupid enough to periscope their own death?

>>87542866
Ice Poseidon

Dante's Peak

>>87541847
are you evacuating or riding it out?

>>87542791
Meterologist anon in another thread is saying people might see power outages of 1-2 weeks. Some anon from tampa is posting pics from his apartment and shit just looks spooky ominous.
Good luck floridafags.

>>87535393
Holy shit I was two weeks old

>>87543403
heard it might be months actually

>>87543403
WHAT THREAD REEEEEEEE

>>87541668
Mah nigga. Is Frenchy's still open?

>>87543833
Where else on the internet would you go for up to the minute disaster information from ground zero?
>>>/b/

>>87542768
It really is. I live in Seminole and shit is so comfy right now. I just hope my power doesn't go out. How am I supposed to /tv/?

>>87544194
you have your windows boarded? or you riding it out or evacing?

>>87544264
riding it out, im in a non evac zone, got the windows boarded, got my publix sub, ready for this shit

>>87544086
I havent been to /b/ in literally 5 years I assumed it was obsolete and people just went to /pol/ now. This is the only board I post on.

>>87544361
Me neither, unless there's some kind of shit storm happening, or just to check in from time to time.

>>87544023
lmao no. every place is boarded up. total ghost town

Pacific Rim

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>>87544332
chicken tender sub bros wwa

>>87542729
Is this Jennifer Lawrence?

>>87544332
727 here, good luck to you mate ill be riding it out too, thankfully im in a highrise aprtment

>>87544616
727 here too, stay safe bros

Naplesfag here. Not leaving, fuck it.
>tfw no friends or family to encourage me to leave
Fuck it.

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>>87544910
Good luck anon.

>>87542729
>hurricanes are coming due to my religion
is this the mystery schools thing all over again?

>>87535278
maybe 15 EF0 a year

>>87529553
I unironically like this movie. We need more disaster kino

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>>87546029
It is a whole genre you dingus.

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>>87546055
I know it is. There really hasn't been much released recently though.

lol im literally in my house in miami and the sky is blue as usual there isnt even a storm happening

>>87546561
>the sky is blue
its 12:36 at night if the sky is blue there's problems.

>>87546790
yourea fucking retard just because its 12:36 night where you are doesnt make it that time where i am it is bright blue skies here in miami

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>>87528466

>>87546935
>just because its 12:36 night where you are doesnt make it that time where i am
It does if you're in miami.

>>87547294
are you here in miami with me? you dont know what youre talking about libcuck

>>87547510
my fist is going to be in miami with you

>>87548412
kill yourself cuck

>>87548423
my fist is going to cuck your lip once i arrive in miami, very shortly now

>>87548526
kill yourself literal cuck

>>87548526
im going to bed goodnight it was nice talking to you

>>87548772
now that's uncalled for. we'll see what my fist has to say about that

>>87549051
my fist's gonna make you say goodnight real shortly now

>category 3

shows over, go home

huge nothingburger

>>87549436
Scientologists don't fuck around.

>>87528466
ReportOfTheWeek
He's already dead.
He never evacuated.
He's dead.
Watch his last video.
Now he's dead.
RIP in Irma Reviewbrah WOOWOOWOO

>>87549808
shut the fuck up you piece of shit

>>87550129
I'M BYAAAAACKKKK

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR LITTLE RAINCLOUD ALREADY
Why is it only news when it happens to Americans?
Your president said extreme weather was a chinese myth, right? this storm doesnt even exist!

>>87546271
because they are all shittier garbage for brainlets

>>87550168
you sound pretty obsessed

>>87550168
Why would an American President say America is attacked by China?
THIS IS WAR

next poster in this thread is getting a visit from my fist

>>87529840
you are either a senior citizen or a felon if you live in florida

It's nearly here. RIP floridanons

Cant wait for this hurrican to be LITERALLY NOTHING. Its supposed to be a fucking cat 2 by morning. I cant believe people are saying this is the worst hurricane to ever hit florida, jesus christ people are retarded

>>87551855
...and yet still people will hate Scientologists

>>87537323
lmao

Any good movies about a universally-hated religion which used mind powers to save an entire state from a devastating hurricane?

So... Scientology literally saves a US state and no one cares

>>87539035
jesus christ you're triggered with /pol/ lmao

floridians get tricked by a liberal hoax as they watch they cashflow roll in...