/got/

GOD HAND:
Tywin Lannister
Orys Baratheon


CHAD HAND:
Jon Connington
Brynden Rivers


Jobber Hand:
Eddard Stark
Barristan Selmy
Rossart the Alchemist


cuck hand:
Mace Tyrell
Davos Seaworth


====POWER GAP====

====POWER GAP====

====POWER GAP====


WORSE than a cuck hand:
Tyrion Lannister

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*smooch*

>>87418489
Rose doesn't deserve this shoddy treatment from a gormless manlet

>>87418538
How is Tyrion so low? He helped save Kings Landing from Stannis

>>87418098

You act like she's not a scheming, manipulative liar. It's very possible that she lied to Jaime to keep him by her side.

She also knew that Jaime was meeting with Tyrion, so she could have used that to her advantage and make him think she was pregnant.

>>87418659
But when she told Jaime she was pregnant she had no reason to lie, there was nothing indicating he was going to leave her. They weren't fighting. Instead, they were fucking a lot.

And Tyrion noticed it without her even saying it.

>>87418557
their love is pure
PURE

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87418734
kill yourself kike

can someone post the bran webm?

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>>87418557
>mfw I know who drew that
It's based on Cersei's recollection in ADWD when the septas shave her cunt and she remembers that Jaime's kisses are warm.

Lmao
I've known Kit for ages, he never once hooked up with Emilia.

>>87418601
Cersei came up with the ideas; Tyrion took the credit for them.

>>87418920
How is he like?

>>87418886
It warms me to know that they're still thinking of each other like that throughout ADWD, anon. I guess we can take it as a confirmation that Jaime was into eating Cersei out?

>>87418920
sure you have buddy

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>>87418920
Entertainment Lawyer, aka Enty, accepts literally everything that people send him.
He published every single retarded thing I've "anonymously" submitted, I'm not even talking about GOT related shit.

>>87419002
What's the best one you've come up with?

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>>87418987
He's probably into everything my lad, he's been fucking his sister since they were kids, there's been time to do stuff.

>>87418989
It's true, I'm kit, Iv'e known annon for ages

bah

>>87419038
Chris Pine "blind items" back in the day, about him and Quinto and Jared Leto "blinds". The retard confirmed them too, I literally just had to come up with some fic.

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is Cersei good at licking assholes ?

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>>87418516
your grace, I am the sept slayer now

>>87418969
He's turned out alright
On our teens I always thought he'd become one of these hipster coffee drinking fag

>>87418710
It's the Tyrion one that makes the biggest case for her lying. She could have easily make him think that he found it out himself. Also, him being a creep outside of the room where Jon and Daenerys would make sense then. He really likes both Jon and Dany, but now feels bad cause he's going to betray them to protect his sisters unborn kid.

Whether she's telling the truth or not, what's the point of bringing up a baby with 6 episodes left in the show?

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>light colors NEVER EVER again because Team Evil
>same with the hair
I'm sad.

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>>87419045
800 pages of twin porn when?

>>87418951
She found the wildfire. Tyrion came up with the idea to trap them with the chain he had all the blacksmiths make and burn them with a boat full of wildfire

>>87419205
GRRM is too busy jerking off to Targshits history, it's seriously the Mary Sue house.

>>87419237
So is he the Mad Dwarf?

Who was the bigger chad, Tywin or Roose

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>tfw rewatching scenes from S1 and S2
Why was it so comfy back then?
What went so wrong?

>>87419256
He would be if he wanted to burn the entire kingdom down. So maybe, slightly mad?

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Was Joffery a Bobby poster?

>>87419178
Plus almost every dude has a beard now

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>>87419318
he was never tired

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You know what they say about guys with little fingers

>>87419373
bigger dick

>>87419166

Betray them how? And why?

Jaime is going to spoil Cersei's plan anyway.

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>>87419318
>>87419367
Stupid boy!

>>87419367
Gods she was hot then.

>>87419301
Bobby B was king dickin around, drank his boars wine and Ned dropped Ice on his own neck by accident.

>>87419148
Can you prove you know him?

Wouldn't a dragonglass bolt take out Viserion quickly

>>87419403
Probably be a spy for Cersei. We don't really know what the could of planned in the meeting. But I could just be giving D&D too much credit

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>>87419403
>Jaime is going to spoil Cersei's plan anyway.
He literally knows everything, even about Euron, and she just let him leave without doing anything. Somehow I think he got more pissed about Euron than anything else, it'd be more in line with book!Jaime who's pathologically and violently jealous.

>>87419373
>guys with little fingers get killed by Smegol Stark
It was Old Nan's favorite story.

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aggghhh...

>>87419506
Only if it could penetrate the plot armor.

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Cast my waifu in A Game of Throne or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>87418489
>Daenerys will be pregnant with Jon Snow's baby
>For real

>>87419602
One of the dumb Northern whores slaughtered by the Free Folk.

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>>87419545
...µµµɓɓɓɐ

>>87419332
well is it getting colder

>>87419602
Mermaid that gets eaten by her giant clam

>>87419602
A WHOOOOOOOAAAR

>>87419602
Im assuming shes a porn star, so she can be Sansa in a porn parody

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Can we agree that he's the qtest?

>>87419644
kek

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>You want the good episodes, but you need the bad shitposting

>>87419806
The Nik ass scene this series unironically made me want to turn. I would stick my fingers up there and lick them clean.

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>>87419806
KINGSLAYER
COME FOR A SWIM

>>87419602

I'd cast her on my dick if you know what I mean.

>>87419867
Didn't that episode win an emmy for writing?

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>>87419602
>long hair
>makeup
>WHOOOORE nails
>WHOOOORE clothes

>>87419301
>implying this isn't the comfiest scene in the entire series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaEgFn2KmLc

>>87419513

That's actually stupid writing. Why set that up anyway, when that basically goes completely against who Tyrion is now AND will be completely undone by Jaime, since Cersei just let him leave.

Tyrion's reaction to Jon and Dany is strange, I'll admit. But it's probably not because he betrayed them.

>>87419602
Lollys Stokeworth

>>87420041
Well, there's still a betrayal.

>>87419602
Who is this redhead semen demon?

>>87420014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIRq5YEIrpI is more comfy imo

>>87420074

By?

>>87419878
GODS I WAS LONG THEN

>>87418951
Shut up Lena.

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>>87419644
...hhhgggaaaa

>>87419522
>with book!Jaime who's pathologically and violently jealous.

>only time he got violent about a woman in the books was when that former Rainbowguard guy made fun of Brienne

>>87419522
>book!Jaime who's pathologically and violently jealous

Have you even read the books?

>>87420269
>>87420307
>wants to smash Cersei's teeth and then fuck her
>wants to rip Cersei's tongue out but rethinks that because he'd miss it

>>87420332
>doesn't actually commit violence
also you're accidentally implying he's jealous of Cersei not jealous of guys fucking Cersei.

>tfw you will never fuck lancel and kettleblack and moonboy for all you know

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Is there any scenario that The Night King actually wins?
Also how actually powerful is The Night King compared to someone like Sauron?

>>87420332
He just has angry thoughts about Cersei's betrayal, he never acts on them. It's natural to be angry when you discover the person you love has been cheating on you.

He even confronts Lancel about him fucking Cersei but doesn't do anything because he only feels pity for Lancel

>>87420041
Dude, a lot of the stuff on this show is incredibly stupid

>>87420357
Different anon but he's obviously violently jealous over Cersei here, the thoughts about Lancel Moonboy etc are like Jaime's AFFC/ADWD mantra. Don't try and tell me GRRM put them in there to show us how Jaime is "over" Cersei and doesn't care about her anymore.

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>>87420107

There is clearly a mole in Dany's circle feeding info to Cercei. Who is it?

>>87408310
>No Daenerys Targaryen & her three dragons
>No Daario Naharis
>No Greyworm
>No Khal Drogo
>No characters related to Daenerys Targaryen except Jorah Cuckedmont
what kind of shit list is this?

>>87420461
Agreed words are violence, #lovetrumpshate #resist

>>87420386
>Is there any scenario that The Night King actually wins?
Well he's already breached the Wall and the North is woefully unprepared, so that kingdom should be fucked already.

KINSLAYER! GET IN HERE!

>>87420473
Missandei. She realized that she is still a slave in all but words.

>>87420386
>Also how actually powerful is The Night King compared to someone like Sauron?

Someone like Smaug could destroy the Night King and his entire army

Smaug was basically just a disciple of Sauron

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>>87420465
I hope bobbyposting never dies

>>87420429
if he only thought it once or twice it would be different, but he doesn't. he's obsessed with it, just like he's obsessed with cersei.

>>87408310
>>87420480
>not just choosing fire

>>87420490
I don't know...the North is huge and it takes quite a long time for a large army to move around.

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Who is this Chad?

>>87420490
>the North is woefully unprepared

Well at least Bran watched it live so he can warn everyone to flee for their lives

>>87420505
Smaug was fathered by things created by Morgoth. Sauron would have had to bribe him to get him to do anything for him. Dragons are sloth and greed personified. He wasn't a disciple of Sauron, he was Sauron's boss's cat.

>>87420531
>it takes quite a long time for a large army to move around

Are you kidding? In Dabidworld, it takes 24 hours for an army to move from the Wall to Dorne.

>>87420519
>Not choosing the Night's King
Even if you die, he'll raise you and grant you eternal life

>>87420505
>Someone like Smaug could destroy the Night King and his entire army

Night King can destroy Smaug with one throw lmao

>>87420487
I can't wait till /tv/ gives us a /twincest/ general so we don't have to deal with retards like you

>>87419602
my wife

>>87420578
Smaug is about 50 times the size of Drogon, those ice spears aren't going to stop him

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>>87420559

>>87420435

Yeah, but defending nonsensical conjecture with "we'll, lot's of stuff doesn't make sense," is a non-argument. Any dumb theory is therefore fair game, if that was the standard we were going by.

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The wine is always sweeter
In somebody else's crate
You dream about fighting in a tourney
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Bobby it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we whorin'
Full time to boarin'
Under the sea
Down here all the whores are happy
As off through the beds they roll
The whores on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they be smelling fowl
But whore in the boar is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Flay us and eat us
like reekee
We what the bolton folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off with our cock
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally (Naturally)
Even the tully an' the frey
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
The mummer plays the flute
The marrilion plays the harp
The rhaegar plays the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The boar play the brass
The finger plays the ass
The mute is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The frey he can play
The lions on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish he sings
The cook and the rat
Tywell II: knows where it's at
An' oh that starks blow
Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
When the boar
Begin the whore
It's music to me (It's music to me)
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea

>>87420500
Hmm interdasting. I was thinking Varys but I like the Missandei twist.

>>87420473
Varys?

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>>87420595
>Smaug is about 50 times the size of Drogon

No he isn't. He was also BTFO by a single arrow.

>>87420505
Smaug is not "a disciple of Sauron" but they might be comparable in power (without the One Ring). Smaug intended to join forces with Sauron when he invaded but he died before that

Rhaegar, Viserys, and Daenaerys are products of Tywin Lannister cuckolding Aerys Targaryen with Rhaella Targaryen


Jaime, Cersei, and Tyrion are products of Aerys Targaryen cuckolding Tywin Lannister with Joanna Lannister

>>87420683
How did Smaug know that Sauron was preparing to invade?

>>87420701
Daenerys is quite specifically stated to be the product of Aerys raping Rhaella after burning his Hand alive

>>87420713
Smaug is magic and knows things

>>87420473
Jorah. He flayed himself for his love and she goes and fucks the (alleged) son of the guy who exiled him. This is his revenge.

>>87420701
You got it all wrong. Rhaegar, Viserys, and Daenaerys were all fathered by Bonifer Hasty, also known as "Baelor Butthole" by Jaime, who had a known affair with Rhaella.

>>87420733
"""stated"""
just like Joffery, Tommen, and Myrcella are """stated""" to be Baratheons.

>>87420603
I don't believe that she's lying, but just pointing out that she could be. But like I said before, bring in a baby plot with 6 episodes left, is stupid

>>87420674
I miss Anclagonposting

>>87418538
What about Jon Arryn?

>>87420752
Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella are stated to be bastards many times

Tywin literally never set foot in King's Landing after he quit as Hand, not until the sack of King's Landing by which time Rhaella had already left the city. When and how would he have fucked the queen?

>>87420781
>died like a bitch, causing years of warfare and the near-destruction of several houses
he's a jobber, for sure

>>87420782
Artificial insemination? He could have sent the semen by raven

of everyone on the series i feel the worst for hotpie. it must have killed his soul to tell such a great lie.

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>>87420429
>He just has angry thoughts about Cersei's betrayal, he never acts on them. It's natural to be angry when you discover the person you love has been cheating on you.
That's what being violently jealous means though. As of ADWD he's still obsessed, both with fucking her AND hurting her.

By the way, I never got the "cheating" shit, because while technically she did have sex with a couple of dudes, it was never a pleasurable experience, something she really desired or done to hurt Jaime on purpose.
Books
>Lancel = looked like a young Jaime, thought Jaime was dead, literally just a pawn to be discarded soon after
>Kettleblack = used him for protection, wasn't attracted to him, her only weapon was her cunt and she used it
>Moonboy = bullshit made up by Tyrion and used it to rile Jaime up against Cersei
She did state pretty clearly that she hated all of this and she only enjoyed sex with Jaime.

Show
>Lancel = thought Jaime was dead, looked like a young Jaime, used him, dropped like a stone

>>87420542
Isn't that the Merlin guy?

>>87420836
it was actually the raven who inseminated Rhaella
Rhaegar, Viserys, and Dany are secret half-ravens

>>87420861
He just wanted some hot pie

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What would change if CIA beat Big Guy Stark in his duel as a teen?

>>87420741
I like it. We know he's willing to go behind Dany's back when the price is right.

>>87420505
How about a Balrog of Morgoth?
Would that be dangerous, or is it diminished by the existence of cold winters?

>>87420886
>Rhaegar, Viserys, and Dany are secret half-ravens
>Viserys got the lust for shiny things
>Dany got the autistic shrieking
>Rhaegar got the...

>>87420701
>implying

Rhaegar is Aerys' kid, but Viserys and Daenerys are Rhaegar's, not even his mom could resist him

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>>87420920
HE WOULD BE IN CHARGE

>>87419652

good point

>>87420741
>>87420924
>The "greyscale" was a massive ruse by Jorah and the Citadel
>Jorah was just creating fake scabs out of oatmeal
>That is why Sam had such a relatively easy time "curing" him despite how allegedly difficult and dangerous the process is

>>87420909
arya potatoface is the opposite of hot

>Three treasons will you know, once for blood and once for gold and once for love
Is Daenerys Targaryen Jesus Christ (Azor Ahai) reborn?

>>87419332
Renly had a beard way back in S1 before it became popular

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Lord Stark

>>87420971
Rhaegar turning out to be some serial adulterer in an attempt to fulfill the prophecy would be a nice turn of events. Making Aegon IV look like Baelor the Blessed.

>>87420868
Do you think Jaime will be getting more POV chapters in TWOW if it ever comes out? He'll be in a scene with Cersei again sooner or later.

>>87421042
No that's Jon

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>>87421051
Lord Dayne

>>87421061
Will also make him less of a fucking anime Mary-Sue

>>87421051
>Lord Stark, you're looking for your sister I presume. She's in that tower behind us. Since she loved and willingly joined Rhaegar, I have no real reason to stop you from seeing her.

>>87421043
yeah but the beard suited him, I think it looks weird on Tyiron and the Hound mostly.

>>87421008
Wasn't talking about her face

>>87421051
The chinless wonder that is Rhaegar Targaryen leaves his wife alone in a tower with this gift from the gods and I'm expected to believe Jon is a Targaryen?

>>87421113
I wasn't talking about facial hair

>>87421051
Duel wielding celibate cuck deserved it desu.

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>>87420987
>background pic

well meem'd

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>>87421154
He had super dragon vision. He kept an eye on her

>>87421154
>Every episode in S8, somebody else drops information about Jon's parentage in front of Bran
>Every episode, Bran has a flashback revealing that Jon has different parents
>Jon isn't a Targaryen...he's a Tully
>Jon isn't a Tully...he's a Dayne
>Jon isn't a Dayne...he's a Thenn

>>87420611
I know, I know, oh oh oh.

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>>87421165

>>87421242

Rhaegar's probably eyeing his next rape victim

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What's happening in Dorne during S7? I realize their leader was captured by Cersei, but they haven't made a peep. Even Dany didn't ask for her back, which implies that everyone thinks she's dead. Then what's happening in Dorne?

>>87421242
he's looking at the royal catering

>>87421381

Dorne died on the way back to their home planet

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>>87421332
WHERE THE FUCK IS TYREK?

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>>87421245
>Jon isn't a Dayne... he's a Bane... the son of CIA and The Masked Man

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>>87421463
Bane didn't kidnap CIA, or kill him... he loved him...

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>>87421335
Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some prince she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open desert. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”

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>>87421588
But... he has this

>>87421442
He's Varys' little cock slut now

>>87418538
>Jon Connington
Can homos be chads?
I like JonCon but I don't know if he qualifies as a chad

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>>87418538
>Jobber Hand:
>Eddard Stark
sTOP THIS

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>>87421654
Wait a minute...Lyanna wasn't Jon's mother after all. She was his father. I guess Jon really is a Stark after all.

>>87421743
>jon connington
>a fag
What is this meme

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>>87421709
VARYS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A COCK, YOU SCUMBAG!

>>87421743
JonCon is one of the biggest beta cucks in the series. Had an unrequited crush on Rhaegar and is now raising his (alleged) kid.

>>87421796
varys has theon's cock

>>87421796
Qyburn gave him a going-away present.

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>>87421755
Lyanna was a trap.

It's just not realistic that a 13 y.o. girl could beat someone in a tourney (if she's not Brienne), but a 13 y.o. boy, on the other hand...

>When another boy, say, Lyonel, is born, Rickard thinks he already has enough sons, but a girl would be useful for his 'Southron ambitions'.
>So he raises Lyanna as a girl. But she still enjoyed boyish pursuits like horse riding, etc. >When Rhaegar learns she is the Knight of the Laughing Tree he sees her change, so he learns her other secret too
>she expects him to be disgusted but on the contrary
>Rhaegar has an epiphany: he's always loved traps. That's why he married Elia who is 'flat as a boy' - she reminds him of a boy in a dress
>He falls in love with Lyanna and expresses it by crowning him the Queen of Love and Beauty
>Lyanna is all too happy to elope with Rhaegar because she's afraid Robert would raise a scandal when he learns about her dick
>When Ned and Howland arrive, she guesses that Rhaegar is dead and chops her own dick off in grief
>Because she thinks their misfortunes are a punishment from Gods who hate traps
>Ned is shocked when he finds her, Rickard kept the truth even from her brothers
>Lyanna asks him to promise not to tell anyone as she bleeds to death.
>Jon is the son of Brandon and Ashara

>>87421755
Then who's the mother?

>>87421442
Why does AWOIAF use these terrible portraits on some many of their pages?
Fuck just don't use a picture for every article.

>>87421853
Ashara Dayne of course

Daily reminder that the Horn of the River summons the Kings of the River

>>87421902
>Rhaegar's BDC

You mean BBC (Big Bonifer Cock)

>>87421758
Jon Con loved Rhaegar more then a friend

>>87419602
Melisandra

>Asshai'i
>white

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>>87421881
>Jon = Ned X Ashara

What 4chans/breads do you guys ship /got/ with? I ship /got/ with /pol/.

>>87422027
Is this a bait, shitpost, falseflag, or troll post?

>>87422010
Ned was too beta to even ask Ashara to dance with him. Brandon Thunderock had to talk to her for him, and later fucked her himself.

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>>87421860

>>87421902
40% seems like a lot of gay guys in Westeros

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>>87422027
/got/x/td/ is OTP

>>87421463
Jon Baelish Lord of the Fingers

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Why do they call you CIA?

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>>87422191
now thatsh a name ai havent heard in yearsh

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>>87422154
>Ned cucked Littlefinger
>Littlefinger cucked Ned

So, what happened to Harrenhal?
Who's the new owner?

>>87422065
t. Ser Barristan Selmy

>>87422191
It stands for Cumming In Arya

>>87422297
Bronn

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>>87422316

>>87418489
what is this site with all this news on it again? would love to peruse it.

>>87422297
It's held in trust by a commune of anarcho-syndicalists

>>87418710
The greatest scammers & manipulators make you believe it was your idea and not theirs, that's the secret formula.

>>87422297
Harrenhal is cursed.

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>>87422331
>Omae wa mou shindeiru

>>87422543
By a witch?

>>87422562
May we burn her?

>>87422562
By Harren the Black and his sons

>>87422562
By Voldemort

>>87422562
By a traitor's bastard, born of incest and cuckoldry.

>>87420556

Sloth, greed, pride, wrath, maybe gluttony to an extent. Even lust depending on how much they love that gold.

>>87422578
Well, how do you know she's a witch?

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>>87422654
She looks like one

>>87422654
You hold her under the water. If she dies, she's not a witch. That's why the Ironborn do it.

>>87420886

So it was Bloodraven

>>87422703
Did you dress her up as a witch?

why does arya look like a low-born whore

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Fuck magic

>>87422806
I thought whores were usually somewhat pretty

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>>87418886

>shaving her cunt

fuck i need the text for that, i can just imagine the fatman sweating and naked while writing it

>>87420611

Amused

>>87422808
MAGIC IS AN ABOMINATION

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>So my mother is an unfaithful bitch who fucked her twin brother and we're bastards born of incest
>So thousands have died to defend our unlawful claim when Stannis should have had the throne?
>that's great! I love you daddy Jaime!

She deserved to die.

>>87423101
So is Tyrion to blame for her death

>>87418489
HahahahAAAHH. Rose apologists BTFO.

>B-but she's a princess with a castle!

Yeah a pretty inbred looking princess.

>>87423254
No, Obyrn got cocky. He should have stayed away.

>>87422808
Why do the maesters hate magic?

>>87423464
Maester Conspiracy

>>87423166
Sent her to Dorne and got a Dornish Prince killed, You tell me?

>>87423464
because it makes for poor storytelling with deux ex machinas

>>87423464
They would lose their importance supposedly

>>87418489
What site do you get these from?

>pls don't cure greyscale it's dangerous and illegal
do the Maesters have autism?

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>>87423464
Magic leads to YAAAS QUEEN's, ice zombies, and omniscient tree gods

>>87423574
Sam is an idiot. He could have easily got infected but chose to risk it for a guy he doesn't even know. Perhaps he's aware that he has plot armor.

>>87423574
no, you do.

>>87419602
DABID

>>87419178
Well the showrunners will tell you it's because it's colder, but yeah I don't like .

>>87423837
So has Robb been buried in Winterfell with the dog head still on him?

>>87420971
9 out of 10 booksfags agree.

>>87418489
Source desu?

>>87423944
Benevolent Freys probably gave it to some smallfolk to use as a scarecrow.

>>87422754
No, she showed up dressed like a goblin.

>being a bookfag

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Cast her

>>87423944
No but he was buried with his updog

>>87424096
One of the fugly Frey daughters

>>87420935
If the Balrog gets close he wins. I feel like if he gets speared he dies.

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>>87424135
Don't bully jenny pls

>>87424325

is that her twin?

>>87424325
Don't post her ugly mug then

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>>87424335
>>87424350
Jealous fuckbois who can't handle her purity on the left

>>87419602
Lady Catelyn Stark

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GODS NED, DO I HAVE TO SAVE YOUR CHILDREN FROM THE BOLTON WHOOOOOOOORRRREEEESSSSSS?

>>87418601
Everything would have been over if Stannis won, Lannisters would have been executed, Tyrells would have bent the knee, and Robb likely would have come around too

All which would resulted in a unified realm being able to fight the White Walkers, Aegon, and Dany

But instead the whole Kingdom is a gigantic clusterfuck and won't even be a Kingdom once everyone finds out Kevan is dead and Cersei is back in charge

>>87418538

>Rossart
>not god hand

>>87424553
>died like a bitch to some blonde faggot
>failed to do his LITERALLY ONE JOB
you should be thankful i didn't put him in cuck

I'm making a list of all the people who get cucked in the series

Robert
Tyrion
Tywin
Jaime
Jorah (twice lol)
Viserys
Jon Conn
Barristan Selmy
Sam (wife's son)
Aegon the unworthy
Bittersteel
Aegon the mad king
Littlefinger
Jon Arryn
Quentyn Martell

Who am I missing?

>>87424684
cersei

>>87421847
I like this but I have always thought Lyanna and Ashara were gay lovers that wanted to run away together and have a baby and Rhaegar was cool with that so he provided the seed for them. Explains why Lyanna was hidden in Dorne Rhaegar didn't hide her Ashara did. When Ned found out his sister cucked him he pushed Ashara out of a window and road to TOJ and killed Lyanna. He was about to kill Aegon when he realized What he had done and decided he couldn't kill an innocent and raising his sisters cucked dyke Targ baby was his burden to bear now because of what he had done.

>>87424684
Oh shit I forgot the cuckmaster supreme Victarion

>>87424684
I think Preston already composed this list it he called it "love triangles" it's in his Ned and Ashara video I think.

>>87419602
Fire priestess

>>87420935
>Balrog
NK loses
>Of Morgoth
Definitely loses hard, Morgoths Balrogs made the one in Moria look like a pussy.

>>87418538
>GOD HAND:
>Tywin Lannister
This is correct
>Orys Baratheon
Not really, got his hand cut off by Dorne and couldnt conquer it. He just got lucky he was Aegons buttbuddy at Targaryens peak with 3 dragons
>CHAD HAND:
>Jon Connington
Woeful, lost every battle he was in, too distracted by his love for Rhaegar,
>Brynden Rivers
A Chad? He was literally a cuck This quote directly from the book "Though she never wed, she had many offers, and several lovers through the years. Duels were fought over the right to sit beside her, men killed themselves after falling from her favor, poets outdid each other writing songs about her beauty. Her most ardent admirer was her half-brother, Bloodraven, who proposed marriage to her half a hundred times. Shiera gave him her bed, but never her hand. It amused her more to make him jealous."
>Jobber Hand:
>Eddard Stark
Muh Honor did him in
>Barristan Selmy
When was he hand? You mean for Dany? I dont remember him being a Hand
>Rossart the Alchemist
literally cuck-tier, barely Hand for a few days before getting killed like a bitch by Jaime (he literally shit himself)
>cuck hand:
>Mace Tyrell
MADNUSSS
>Davos Seaworth
He was okay-tier. Pretty smart for a lowborn smuggler out of his element
>====POWER GAP====
>====POWER GAP====
>====POWER GAP====
>WORSE than a cuck hand:
>Tyrion Lannister
I also agree with this. Tyrion is overrated as a Hand and overrated as a commander, His one success was the Wildfire, and that was just a meme. Varys and LF were dancing circles around him and outsmarting him at every turn and Tywin was cynically used him when he was the Hand, and all he could think about was his with Cersei and who shes sleeping with. Tyrion is not half as smart as people think he is

>>87419602
The bottom half of the butchers boy after the hound is done with him.

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>>87424684
You forgot Aerys (by Bonifer Hasty)

>>87424684
Theon
I think all the Greyjoys
Even Euron because Cercei is still fucking Jamie

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Why was Robb so scared of having a bastard?

Ros Frey was a literal who in terms of nobles, Robb could keep Jeyne as a lover and if Ros went to daddy about it he'd smack her and tell her to keep fucking Robb until he had a son.

>>87422654
We burn her alive, if she survives, she's a witch, if she dies, she wasn't, death by fire is the purest after all.
>>87423464
They don't, they believe in facts, they never denied it's existence, as far as I remember, when they mentioned magic, they stated that if it existed, it's now gone and there is no evidence to prove such a claim, and so it was until recently, where forms of magic have been found which proves their claims wrong, they merely update their registry and move on, no big deal, it's actually the fandom's collective autism that makes it look that way, there is no proof for such claims, just like there is no proof that proves that Bran is the Night King, Bran the builder, R'hllor, Goku or Voldemort, just retarded theories straight out of the fandom's collective autism

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>>87424096
A fucking Doctor Seuss character with that nose/ mouth combination.

>>87422446
>>87419166
Are you virgins?
Jamie would kind of notice her periods.

>>87424983
The show isn't canon tho

>>87419602
Karl Tanner

>>87419166
>whats the point of the baby

Miscarriage that finally makes Cersei snap and abandon Jamie.

>>87424997
Robb desperately wanted to be like his father, and he was under the false assumption that Ned felt guilty over infidelity (rather than high treason).

>>87424502
Stannis would have unleashed a reign of terror and forced everyone to convert to his religion. Maybe the book Stannis would have been more measured, but the one in the show would not have. You could tell that is where they were going. Stannis would likely not have had the popular support of any house or institution.

It would all be inevitable that he butted heads with and made a move on the High Septon/Sparrow. He wouldn't have had the self-restraint not to. When that happens, it would launch a Holy War that he could in no way win.

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how would have joffrey handled this clown?

>>87424997
He and Jon were close. He probably saw the pain it caused Jon to grow up a bastard combined with muh Stark honor. He was also half Tully which is as good as being born half retarded.

>>87419602
>15 replies
>no one has said who she is

>>87425033
It was mentioned several times by Olenna that Cersei is too old and cannot bear a child, she happens to be an expert on the subject.

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>>87425152
But anon, even if Stannis burned down the biggest Sept in KL with HS in it nobody would do anything about it.

>>87425161
He wouldn't have. Joffrey was a coward.

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WHERE MY FISHBROS AT?

>>87425161
ordered ser meryn or ser boros to hold him down

>>87425161
>Off with his head!
>Sparrows men hold the line and let him escape
>city wide riot that forces the Gold Cloaks to defend the Red Keep so its not overrun

High Sparrow would win with that fool. He'd probably even support Stannis claim that the 3 children are incest bastards.

>>87425216
Olenna cant know that unless she personally knows Cersei is in menopause it's just a pretty good guess because as you age your fertility drops. As long as Cersei still bleeding there is a chance.

>>87425211
Google it faggot, all it takes is two clicks, I already found his name

>>87425161

Killed them all then punished his mom for giving them weapons.

>>87419602
Nigger

>>87425298
>sparrows men hold the line
against the hound and company? the sparrows are a bunch of faggot lancels

>>87419644
wow that's something new
go on with this anon

>>87425298
Nah, fat cunt would just copy the Constantinople riots. High sparrow would be cut down by some Lannister general and his army or something.

>>87425324
Tha was durin ghte alliance with the Tyrell House, a lot of time has passed, she's way older, besides, you are no expert on the subject, your word cannot be trusted.

>>87425229
Fair enough.

But I think people in KL had quite enough of High Sparrow and all of his nonsense.

Still, Cercei was a member of the faith. Stannis is an infidel beholden to a witch who practices black magic. High Sparrow would have made so much headway out of that. Even if Stannis did exactly what Cercei did it would have had the opposite effect: everyone would have been out for Stannis's infidel blood.

everyone here thinks cersei is the best character right?

>>87425451
I actually have a history of feminine health throughout Europe in the Middle Ages masters degree.

>>87425371
>his

>>87425564
Jaime.

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>>87425233
Based Edmure can divorce the Frey bitch after all the Frey's get flayed.

>>87425572
Welp, I have a vagina

>>87425653
go away

>>87425564
I'm waiting for Euron to gut punch her to miscarriage so he doesn't raise a cuck baby.

>>87418489

>>87425655
>>87425655
>>87425655

New

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NUN OF THAT MATTUHS ANYMUR
A'VE SEEN THU NAAT KENG

>>87425211
Taeler Hendrix

>>87419982
spotted the virgin autismo

>>87425688
>early

Why?

>>87419602
Literally some fucking whore

310

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>>87418879

>>87425018
Except Marwyn literally tells us that the Maesters dislike magic you dumbass

>>87420386
sauron was a fucking lesser god dummy. the night king is just a zombie mage, a valyrian sword can prolly do him in.

>>87420480
arthur dayne outmatches anyone in that list on a 1v1 fight with his meteor sword

>>87422426
>It's held in trust by a commune of anarcho-syndicalists

kek

>>87426650
what the fuck is this

>>87427478
newfag