AAAGH
FATHER HELP ME
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Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
First post for Dany dies.
Azor Petyr
>“It’s a sin and a shame,” an old man hissed.
“When the old king was still alive, he’d not have stood for this.” “King Robert?” Arya asked, forgetting herself. “King Aerys, gods grace him,” the old man said, too loudly.
RIP
>>87402245
>no backlink
Are there any characters with YOUR name in the books/show?I don't remember any characters with the name Christopher so I shabbosh not me
I WISH YOU GOOD FORTUNE IN THE BOBBYPOSTING TO COME
>>87402245
Shireen BBQ HYPE
>>87402292
Mine's even a major character, yeah.
>>87402283
>>87402245
Here's the backlink for reference then.
>>87397414
Post cute stuff.
>Jon Cuck
>being in a scene women will never understand
What a fucking cuck POS. I hope the North stabs him in the back and rallies with Sansa against this manlet,if I was a northman i'd beat the shit out of the traitorous bastard myself.cuck slave for women has broken every vow or oath he made,first he betrayed the NW for whore ygrittes ginger minge,then he betrayed Mance because muh NW, then betrayed the NW because muh wildlings, then betrayed stannis because muh NW, and is now betraying the North just to get a whiff of Targ pussy. Fucking son of a whore who eloped with an emo harpplaying faggot like the dumb roastie she is, then didnt have the sense to use contraception.I hope Night King ends Jon and Dany and her Cuckshed Coalition
Jon is a beta cuck. As King in the North, he has a duty to his people, to preserve their honor and dignity even if it means their death. He should go to her and offer an alliance, and tell her "fuck you, my people made me king, I come here as King and leave as king, take it or leave it " Jon will be known as the "King who Knelt" like Torrhen Stark and the North will spit on his memory regardless of what happens next. Hes humiliating himself and conceding to Dany.The most beta he has ever done is kneel for her even when she had already pledged to help him. He literally got what he was using as an excuse to bend and bent the knee anyways like the dumb cuck he is because he knew she would let him fuck her humpty dumpty flabby body and bloated face and DOTHRAKI'd used-up cunt if he did. I would unironicaly neck myself if I was him
AND THE PRINCESS SHIREEN?
AAAAGGHH I NEED A TAX POLICY AND I NEED IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW /got/
>>87402316
>>87402292
They're a major house.
>>87402245
Wyman Manderly in the books:
>Lord of White Harbor
>ancestors were originally from the Reach
>When they were driven out of their southern home by their enemies, they were sheltered by the Starks and given lands in the North, for which they swore fealty to House Stark forever
>Wyman bides his time and endures countless humiliations by the Freys with a grin, pretending to be a fat fool with no appetite for war so that the Lannisters will return his son, whom they took as hostage after the Red Wedding
>Secretly works with other loyal northern houses to orchestrate the destruction of the Boltons and the Freys and the restoration of the Starks to Winterfell
Wyman Manderly in the show:
>fat coward who refuses to fight the traitors who killed his liege lord
>>87402276
Remind me the context
>>87402330
What's even the point of this character with Stannis dead?
CAST HIM
>>87402348
Gregor and his men rounding up captive smallfolk and torturing them. Aerys only ever tormented nobles and frankly they had it coming.
>>87402344
who the fuck cares lmao
What's the over/under on Jon impregnating and marrying Arya at the end of the series?
>>87402363
Aegon the Conqueror
>>87402363
does he have FAS
>>87402421
0
Arya will be impregnated by the Hound before he dies defeating the Mountain, she will name her son Sandor Stark
>>87402360
Ask D&D
>>87402331
low in peace high at war
>>87402330
She's off the table aswell
>>87402292
no, because i have a hebraic name
>inb4 jew
>>87402421
They'll fuck but Arya will die so no impregnation or marriage.
>>87402323
why do you keep posting this shit?
also, she has other viable receptacles.
if rhllor is a bro he could resurrect egret, or just get arya/faceless woman to take on the face of some ginger wildling
>>87402292
My name is Robert so yes
>>87402481
JUDEN AUF GAS RAUS RAUS
>>87402363
andy and lucy's son
itt scenes /tv/ will never understand
https://youtu.be/go6O4wBcYN0
>>87402467
What's the point of Mel with Stannis dead?
>>87402501
>or just get arya/faceless woman to take on the face of some ginger wildling
That's so fucked up I'm surprised GRRM hasn't written it.
>>87402461
can you imagine that.
pic related
>The North is a baron wasteland that produces nothing
>property rights in the north are seemingly non-existence, seeing as a single knight can fuck up an entire farm
>urbanisation is impossible because of a retarded feudal system, leading to isolated farms which can be raided whenever, and often are
>Tywin mentions that the mines of Westeros have produced nothing in years
>the crown is in debt to the iron bank for a significant amount
>Baratheons in the north are dead broke, as is seen when Stannis proposes the iron bank funds them
>only producing part of westeros, seemingly, is highgarden
Why did anyone care about Westeros again? Essos is obviously where the money's to be made
Do you guys think D&D might actively be going against GRRM's plans for the story to do whatever they see fit? Like maybe he hasn't even really thought about how he wants to end the story while staying true to the world and its core principles but they're kind of holding the show's success and expedience over his head to call the shots howsoever they please?
Promise me, Ned
>>87402557
Go on....
>>87402552
Most of that stuff isn't in the books or when it is it's different enough to actually make sense.
LANCEL, WHICH IS THE BIGGER NUMBER
OUR LEAKS ARE THE FURY
>>87402557
Ashara Dayne*
>>87402552
i'm more surprised the tyrels haven't taken over.
think about, an alliance between casterly rock and highgarden could've brought the entire kingdom to heel
>>87402467
What ever happened to melly in the show? I didn't care to finish s5 or watch s6
>>87402554
I'm certain of it.
>>87402330
I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
>>87402554
he's intentionally letting them nose-dive to improve 'muh quality book series' sales.
reminder bloodraven lied about bittersteel taking the sword blackfyre with him when he fled east.
bloodraven hid the sword and smuggled it north when he went to the wall.
long claw is the sword blackfyre.
Who should I pick? I really don't get CKII much, last time I played in 2013 I just felt like I was waiting around for random things to happen and figure out how to respond to them.
>>87402615
Azor Jorah
>rewatched the entire series
>hate danaerys so much that i might play awoiaf just to kill the little shit
How can you make a leading character so fucking obnoxious god damn
>>87402245
this show fucking sucks, fuck off my board faggots
>>87402598
The Tyrells are the only ones who seem to appreciate economic rationality
Tywin let his kingdom be run by a guy that just borrowed shit, before giving over power to his dwarf retard who had a reputation for poor spending decisions. Plus the Lannisters spent money on flashy armour and lavish ceremonies despite being BROKE
>>87402599
Last scene she had she was standing with Varys on Dragonstone, apparently butthurt and depressed about everything, and when Varys said she'd be back, she said both of them would die in Westeros.
>>87402638
TOMMEN
O
M
M
E
N
>>87402552
let westeros crumble. then essos gets a potential slave-state back.
>>87402676
that idiot just disappears into the doom, though
>>87402363
my cocksleeve
>>87402554
gurm knew the ending back in 1995. Jon is the legitimate son Aerys Targaryen and he will sit the iron throne after marrying Daenerys.
problem is, he realised about 3 books in that it was cliché as shit and a terrible ending, so all he's been doing for years now is just delaying the inevitable. in the end, normies will get what they want.
>>87402654
roll
also, no
>>87402583
This scene was literally the only good original content in the entire show. Seeing vestiges of Robert as a leader of men was even an improvement upon the books in some way.
>>87402702
Why doesn't GRRM just say 'fuck it' and screw everyone
>>87402736
He's too busy eating
>>87402598
>think about, an alliance between casterly rock and highgarden could've brought the entire kingdom to heel
That was the plan but Cersei fucked it up.
What's her endgame? Aside from killing YASS QUEEN?
>>87402292
Cersei here
>>87402292
Yeah, my full name. Brought it up last thread.
>Davos: I will not let you win this war with black magic!
>*stays anyway despite nothing changing in that regard*
things that make you go hmmmm
>>87402654
Is there a Bessie on this list?
>>87402670
The Lannisters being broke is a le ebin D&D invention that makes no sense.
>>87402766
cersei is retarded since day one nigga
seriously, every decision turns out to be a major fuck up. i can't remember a single decision taken by her that didn't end up bitting her or her family in the ass
she is stupid enough to make everyone around her seem smart, which, if you think about her company, really says something
>>87402736
>Why doesn't GRRM just say 'fuck it' and screw everyone
He has. Why do you think there's no new book?
>>87402593
>Ashara Dayne
Why dis bitch kill herself? Was she also fucking her brother?
>>87402732
>This scene was literally the only good original content in the entire show
BOW YOU SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sAk5cHp0-M
>>87402795
kek. Is it hard to make these silly effects in photoshop or whatever you guys use?
>>87402775
Why did your parents name you after a Greek witch?
>>87402654
based Russell
>>87402360
He's fan service and a meme.
>>87402642
he smuggled it north because he knew a mormont would pass it on to jon.
jorah is just a creepy friend zone character interested in fucking a child.
if he's lucky he'll be allowed to build the new nights watch order.
he hid it because he knew the severity of the sword being in the wrong hands. he knew the prince that was promised would receive the sword at the wall.
why pass on the sword of kings to such a hairy cuckold? he knew blackfyre had to return to the targaryens.
aaggghhh...
Is the guy with the ugly cap Lacoste?
>>87402766
D&D treat plot point A to be in isolation to the rest of the show, so Cersei doing super-9/11 on the Vatican while everyone else in government is visiting doesn't upset ANYONE in season 7, but *planning* to betray Jon Snow IS a plot point, so Jamie is allowed to get upset.
>>87402842
I didn't make it, and I've never used photoshop, sorry.
>>87402775
funny, i know a tall, beautifull blonde named cersei. she's a bit of a cunt
>>87402654
r'hllor
>>87402876
Shit wrong thread
>>87402885
Is she a chicken too?
>>87402870
do showfags actually care about him? Do they even know his name?
Anyone want to explain why Tyrion looked like everything was getting ruined when he saw John walk into Danny's room and fug ? Isn't that the best way forward for everyone but cersi at this point?
when you don't know who your real father is anyone can be your sister
How big is King's Landing in comparison to Meereen
Meereen is fucking huge, King's Landing looks like a town
>>87402825
she's alive raising jons twin brother. ned took the dark haired child north and she took the silver haired twin east.
she is now going under the identity of septa lemore the soiled septa. on a ship named after ned called 'the shy maid' aka the shy virgin.
everyone on that ship is under a false identity apart from the captain and his woman.
but the boys were named aegon and aemon.
>>87402971
because he wanted to fug daenerys
he's feeling left out
>>87402971
Tyrion thought he had a shot at Dany but now he's become just like Jorah
>>87402945
i've only seen the show and i don't remember his name or why he's still around
>>87402736
He probably fell asleep in a bowl of soup, almost drowned, and got a vision of how badly D&D would screw up the R+L=J storyline, and he's been going around since then checking every character's connection to each other and each fan theory, and rewriting what he had written so that R+L =/= J.
>>87402971
>Anyone want to explain why Tyrion looked like everything was getting ruined when he saw John walk into Danny's room and fug ?
Because he betrayed Danny.
>>87402875
Bobbyposting and aagghh are the only reasons I still come here
>>87403007
>but the boys were named aegon and aemon.
Why the fuck would Ashara Dayne give her sons Targaryen names if their father was a Stark
>>87402971
Jorah warged into him
>>87402292
Does Sean Bean count?
>>87403035
Tyrion betrayed Danny? How?
>>87403003
King's Landing sucks compared to basically any major city in Essos.
Vamala Goolies
>>87403039
I was going to ask anon who her child was, since it's confirmed in the books she had a child.
>>87402292
Kind of, his death kicked off the Dance of the Dragons.
>>87403039
they're not her sons. but I do love the theory that jon is neds true born son and the tullies being bastard diseases forced upon ned.
I also like the idea that if jons a targ in the books he'd be aerys rape baby.
>>87403027
This sounds like bullshit but I believe it.
>>87403100
Which is why I continue to wonder why anyone gave a fucking shit about Westeros
>"Valar Morghulis"
>literally stealing the word "Valar" from Tolkien
>>87403118
>since it's confirmed in the books she had a child
No it's not, those are just fan theories
It's not even confirmed that Septa Lemore is Ashara Dayne
>>87402854
They did not, I'm just shitpostingI'm a guy named Alfonso
relevant, a picture drawn in the style of Alfons Mucha
>Brienne leads Stannis' crown loyalists
Looks like she got over her autism. Also third son is obviously going to be called Renly.
>>87403146
Still a useful market. And Oldtown and Lannisport actually have sewers and are comparable to eastern cities.
>>87403163
no but it's extremely obvious she is
>>87403157
not like he was doing anything with it
>>87403172
Renly is a cursed name, he'll grow up to be a faggot
>>87402363
Orson Lannister
>>87403049
>Be jorah
>Be so much of a cuck that instead of warging into they guy plowing his wifu he wargs into the guy in the immediate area just to listen from a far distance.
Truly this is the greatest cuckery
>>87403188
I find it unlikely given that Tyrion never once mentions the color of Lemore's eyes, considering everyone else in the books who describes Ashara from their memories makes note of her violet eyes
>>87403035
>jon and danny just fugged
>she's sleeping, he's wanking, thinking of ygritte
>sudden, loud bangs and screams in the distance
>ignored at first, but they get louder
>Rains of Castamere starts playing
>jon realises what's hapenning, tries to wake daenerys
>suddenly *BAM*, the door flings open
>Gendry walks in and smashes daenerys terrefied face in with a warhammer
>jon tries to fight, but shit, he's naked
>ryrion walks in, jaime behind him
>jon snow "by the gods, what's going on"
>tyrion "sorry jon, the lannisters send their regards"
>lights out
this season feels rushed
>>87403049
The final plot twist is that Jorah Mormont warged into every single men who Daenerys ever had sex with, from Drogo to Jon Snow
>>87402971
Still no answers here
Where did all the gays go?
They were everywhere in season one, shit was dripping with sjw sexualities...
>>87403172
>not naming him Aegon
>>87403267
Based R'hllor and the Seven killed all the gays
>>87403067
If it's what I think it is that anon's getting at, it's speculation based on D&D's shitty storywriting practices. Some people think Cersei told Tyrion her plan offscreen after that scene ended, but that would be a really big fuck-up if they really did that, because it's not intrigue, it's lying to the audience about what happened.
The fact that D&D are so stupid they might have done this is worrying. But, occam's razor so it's just as probably a scene that was going to be left out but wasn't totally left out, or just an editing error.
>>87403163
The septa had a child.
>>87403188
More obvious than most fan theories, but not quite "obvious". And it's not confirmed until it's confirmed. She could be Lyanna Stark for all we know.
>>87402875
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................................................................
>>87403243
lemores eye description is specifically ignored to add to the mystery of her true identity.
what we do know is that she has stretch marks, was once a beauty and in a fashion she still is and that she's raising a targaryen.
>Circe is a goddess of magic or sometimes a nymph, witch, enchantress or sorceress in Greek mythology. By most accounts, she was the daughter of the sun god Helios, and Perse, an Oceanid nymph. Circe was renowned for her vast knowledge of potions and herbs. Through the use of these and a magic wand or staff, she transformed her enemies, or those who offended her, into wild beasts.
>Cersei Lannister is some bitch who married some guy and was a cunt
????????????
>>87403251
>>87402598
All the Tyrells are dead now. Port of that is Cersei fault. The other part is Olenna and Margery flaunting their power over Cersei, now that they were queen
>>87403157
>Implying names can be copyrighted, meanwhile my novel Galadriel is being nominated for a hugo
>>87402785
>later begs melly to use that same black magic to ressurect jon snow, a man he has literally never had a conversation with personally
>>87403294
YOU FORGETTING SOMEONE THERE BROTHER?
>>87403301
Stannie are you okay?
>>87402292
I'm Jamie.
Not quite Jaime but I like to think it's close enough.
>>87403251
KINO
I
N
O
>BARATHEON-LANNISTER ALLIANCE RESTORED
>>87403308
also everyone on the ship is under a false identity and the ship is named after a shy virgin. maid being the male maiden.
and we do know ned was a shy maid who required brandon to speak to ashara on his behalf to introduce the two.
>>87403298
The septa had a child, but it's not confirmed that the septa is Lemore in the first place
>>87403298
>She could be Lyanna Stark for all we know.
She couldn't be Lyanna Stark because she's a septa, which is the faith of the Seven. The Starks follow the old gods of the forest, like most of the First Men.
Have I accidentally micro-dosed on LSD or does she look like a fucking oil painting here
>>87403368
at this point brienne is furniture
wtf is tarth nowadays?
>>87403368
How does one accidentally do LSD?
>>87402654
roll
>>87403368
yes, drawn by picasso
>>87403392
Reminder that Brienne has no surviving siblings and her house will go extinct because she wants to LARP as a knight in the north instead of doing her duty to her family
>>87402654
OPEN FIELD
>>87403251
AND WHO
ARE YOU
THE PROUD LORD SAID
>>87403353
>The septa had a child, but it's not confirmed that the septa is Lemore in the first place
Agreed, that's what I was saying.
Anon said that Ashara = Lemore, and Jon and Aegon were twins, and I asked what happened to Lemore-Dayne's own child in that case.
>She couldn't be Lyanna Stark because she's a septa
True, but I was making a flippant joke off the big plothole of the third child that the R+L=J+G theory introduces. Though just maybe Lyanna converted or did a degree in theology enough to be able to pretend to be one.
>>87403418
No survivors?
>>87403399
I insert it into canned goods that I donate to food banks
>>87403412
That thing there is legitimately shit.
How fucking pretentious are artfags holy fuck
The """""Breaker of Chains""""""
>>87403251
>>87403251
This would unironically save the series
>>87403465
What? Too deep for you?
>>87403515
If that shit portrayed there is deep then I am fucking God Emperor Trump.
>>87402292
Sure
>>87403465
>That thing there is legitimately shit.
What's next? Badmouthing Mozart?
AAAAGGGHGHHHH
>>87403515
What exactly is so deep about it?
blblblblbl...
Whatever happened to the brotherhood without banners?
AAAAAAAGHH
SAVE ME PICASSO
>>87403567
Mozartetty never drew a dime in his life
Beethoven was the Michaels
>>87403599
NO TIME
We need more Yass Queen scenes
>>87402654
Rolling for house Clegane
>>87403599
What I don't get about the Brotherhood in the books is why they all decided to start following Stoneheart, she's a brain damaged zombie
>>87403598
Why did I laugh
>>87403567
No, because composing music actually takes talent and it shows.
Every average man with a brush and a canvas could make a painting equally as ugly as that.
My sister asked you a question...
>>87403598
Stannis_surrounded_by_Tully_fucking_shits.jpg
>>87402557
Promise me
Ser Armour & Big facken sword vs Ser BIG COCK
Who wins?
>>87403599
They disappeared then literally only came back so the hound could have someone to travel with, a reason to join the suicide squad, and two more bodies to pad it out (one or both of whom died with no consequence).
>>87403658
Revenge.
>>87403673
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
QWQWQWQWQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>87403599
They found a banner and we're fascinated by it
>>87403684
Bend both your knees or my BOOOOOOOOAR will destroy you.
>>87403673
>>87403599
It ran out of banners and got cancelled
>>87402360
>Stannis
>dead
>>87403658
Didn't Beric give his life to bring Catlyn back?
>>87403713
Aegon Targaryen is the rightful heir to the throne, not usurpers
>>87403670
>Every average man with a brush and a canvas could make a painting equally as ugly as that.
So why aren't we all famous, rich artists then?
Ever fuck a Wildling girl, Qhorin?
In my day, you weren't a real crow unless you fucked one whore from every town in the North.
Gods we were strong back then.
>>87403755
MY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
GODS, WHAT A MIGHTY BEAST
>>87403684
Lannister incest that isn't Jamie and Cersei? Appalling sir!
>>87403465
You have to put it into context. It's not really supposed to be good.
>>87402654
Theyy see me rollin they hatin
>>87402493
then she might still be inpregnated when she dies you boob.
>>87403842
Next you'll say...
>>87403842
>it's supposed to be bad
EVER MADE THE EIGHT, RENLY?
young griff - "Blue hair may serve you well in Tyrosh, but in Westeros children will throw stones at you and girls will laugh in your face." The lad was taken aback. "My mother was a lady of Tyrosh. I dye my hair in memory of her."
tyrion -I do not like his eyes, Tyrion reflected, when the sellsword sat down across from him in the dimness of the boat's interior, with a scarred plank table and a tallow candle between them. They were ice blue, pale, cold.
>>87402971
It is weird that Tyrion would tease Dany about her attraction to Jon and then look mortified when the two act on that attraction.
Maybe Tyrion thinks he will be further undermined by Jon when it comes to decision-making. I don't know why, though, since the only good decision he's had all season was to for Dany and Jon to form an alliance, and that wasn't even his idea.
>>87403842
Yes, I know.
Any regular man could do abstract art.
The way to make money off of it is appealing to the pretentious artfags by throwing in some buzzwords and something about suffering.
>>87403867
what is that /got/ btfo image
There's a BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR coming, Ned. I can feel it.
>>87402654
>Renee
>aggravated statutory rape at 18
>incest
just like my doujins
>>87403869
dyes his hair blue in memory of his mother and his eyes described like ice, pale and cold
>>87403684
>>87403012
Jorah was a delusional old man. Tyrion has been with better.
>>87403883
he's in deal with Cersei, he'll betray them
Moon is no egg
Moon is goddess
It is known
>>87403455
there's really no way It's Lyanna. Ned saw her body, and buried her in Winterfell. We know this from his own thoughts
THANK THE GOOOOOOOOOOODS I'M BESSIEAND HER TITS
>>87403948
It is known that you're a fag
LOL
>>87403905
some failed attempt at explaining away the atrocious writing of the latest season
>>87403942
has he? who?
>>87403942
Jorah's wife (the one who bankrupted him and drove him to slaving to pay his debts) was supposed to be one of the most beautiful women in Westeros
>>87402971
>>87403263
Dinklage said Tyrion knows that romance is dangerous and it never worked out so far for anyone.
>>87403941
>>87403942
>Tyrion has been with better.
He has?
Jorah definitely has though (depending on whether Valyrians are a super-race, or Jorah is a libertarian).
>>87403968
I know, I was joking.
Septa Lemore is Moonboy.
>>87403785
Because that shit was novel at the time, now it's not, it's the only thing I'll give to picasso's works, being a novelty, a shitty, badly drawn novelty, that's all, it's like the first guy who stepped on the moon, more people have stepped there, but no one gives a fuck about them because it's not a novelty anymore.
>>87403867
More grace my boar
7 keks!!!
>>87402421
100%
Dany will due giving birth to her and Jon's heir (s) (if twins )
Arya will console him, flashforward in the finale, Jon and Arya are together, their kids are the Stark non Tully shit looking heirs, and she's training Jon's kid(s) by Dany in archery
>>87403598
BRARGHLLHLHRRLLL
>>87403991
>was supposed to be one of the most beautiful women in Westeros
I hear that about so many characters in /got/, the worst completely lost value imo
>>87403903
>The way to make money off of it is appealing to the pretentious artfags by throwing in some buzzwords and something about suffering
Maybe, but that's not what art at the time was about. Now, for sure. At the time it was just about defying conventions and having fun expressing yourself.
>>87402971
>>87403012
because the last dangerous alliance he made wound up getting people killed.
bastards aren't trusted in westeros. jon just bent the knee. cersei only wanted jon down south to convince him to stay out of her conflict with daenerys.
it's possible tyrion has told her that her child will be named heir.
but I think it's got to do with jon, a bastard who bent the knee while away from his people who now is sleeping with the person he just bent the knee to.
bastards aren't trusted at all and sleeping with her makes his decision look ambitious and can cause doubt in his reasoning.
>>87404017
The kek of the seven
>>87403948
moon is whore khaleesi. enemy to sun. boar is sun khaleesi
>>87403866
>he doesn't realize that the point is not giving a fuck whether people think it's good or bad
>>87403998
How does Tyrion know this is more than a booty call? This fucking show I swear.
>a communications disruption can mean only one thing...invasion
Did this seem out of place to anyone else?
MORE BOBBY, NOW
>>87404053
Tyrion made a good alliance between the Lannisters and the Martells by betrothing Myrcella to Trystane, it just got fucked up because the Sand Sneks decided to avenge their father's murder by killing his brother and nephew
>>87402702
this he thought it would be this EPIC reveal down the track, but everyone kinda guessed it years ago
>>87404105
This is also so out of line with his character that originally fucks anything hot that moves. Fucking show Tyrion is a fail.
>>87402829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3imVbURYCU
>>87404141
YOU'RE SPEAKING ABOUT THE KING HERE
SHOW SOME MORE RESPECT
Is 'Dr. Mengel' the most boring trope in history?
>>87404185
We're working on a solution, your grace
*makes a big crossbow*
>>87402829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVotwiGJ_5Y
>>87402654
rolllllllll
>>87402971
Cersei is pregnant he's having second thoughts about helping dragon momma.
and on the off chance he knows they are related hes probably thinking "for fuck sakes here comes Joffrey all over again"
>>87404147
still a dangerous alliance as doran said.
also it makes jon look shady and ambitious. it could cause people to question his motives and that can cause problems given that some northern lords already do.
Why was maester pycelle shown to be all youthful and manipulating if he was just going to be slaughtered by chilluns?
AGGGGGGGHHH
>>87404304
AHHH SAVE ME INCEST
>>87404212
when did everything go so wrong
What would a breastplate stretcher look like?
>>87404366
a blacksmith.
>the night's watch is a democracy
Whose smart idea was this
>>87404366
Gendry's hammer
>there will NEVER be a short series about Roddy the ruin and his Winter Wolves
just kill me
Are dragons overrated hype jobs?
>injured fighting some random bums in Mereen
>Drogon got grounded because he didn't notice the big fucking scorpion about to shoot him
>Viserion jobs against some snowniggers
They're literally useless
Glad you could make it, Ned
There are currently three people with king's blood in the North (in the books):
>Jon (brother of Robb)
>Theon (son of Balon, nephew of Euron)
>Asha (daughter of Balon, niece of Euron)
How many of them will Melly burn?
RENLYYYYYYYYY
YOUR BACKDOOOOOOOOR
LANCEL COULD YOU PLEASE SHOOT THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRR
>>87404432
Forgot Shireen
why did normies hate the high sparrow ? he's a sjw who screws with the privileged upper class, they should like him right ?
>>87404434
GODS I WAS BESSIE NOW
>>87404422
you're a big Lord Stark
YES YES ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN POMP
>>87404432
hopefully?
all of them
>>87404420
>injured fighting some random bums in Mereen
Literally no damage
>Drogon got grounded because he didn't notice the big fucking scorpion about to shoot him
Yeah after eliminating most of the Lannister army, he didn't get grounded, he landed
>Viserion jobs against some snowniggers
Yeah the most powerful being yet shown in the series.
>>87402654
aight let's do it
>>87404467
a Very Big Lord
>>87404454
Because, like, religion and like the pope and shit is, like, totally 1800s, like, get with the time grandpa, we should be exploring science and space and shit
>>87404432
>he thinks that calling yourself king gives you magic blood
Clearly the king's blood thing is about people with magical connection to dragons, like the Targs.
>>87404366
Ask Rhagar.
>>87404505
That's literally what Melly says and why Jon sends Mance's son away with Gilly
>>87404505
>>87404505
It is literally about being a king, you moron. That's why Melisandre tries to burn Edric Storm.
>>87404454
>Everything I don't like is sjw
The high sparrow was fucking based.
>you need to be leftist to screw with the elite
>>87404516
RISE YOU SHITS
GODS I WAS COLD
>>87404454
because he kills sodomites and adulterers
>>87404432
>>Jon (brother of Robb)
>>87402654
Roll
>>87404418
>Best make an end to these lions before the dragons come.
based
>>87402870
His actor is really good and he is fun to watch.
>>87404567
Even if Jon is not Ned's son in the books, he would still have king's blood because he'd be Aerys' grandson and Robb's cousin
>>87404420
You do realize all of this was foreshadowing Viserion's death, right?
>>87404534
This. Fucking D&D whitewashed Muh Lena and decided to blow up all the good characters of King's Landing.
>>87404519
Jon assumes. Mel just shrugs off the baby business because his blood isn't special. Human sacrifice in general does the job for a lot of spells, like summoning favorable winds. But it's not the cataclysmic dragon waking from stone shit Mel is trying to achieve.
>>87404530
Edric does have Targ blood though. All Baratheons do.
>>87402654
There it goes.
>>87404494
>he didn't get grounded
yes he did, why else would Dany be desperately trying to pull the bolt from his side?
>most powerful being
Some geezer throwing a javelin blew a huge hole in his side
>>87404552
>>87404454
>Why do normies hate the high sparrow?
>Proceeds to hate high sparrow
leddit is that way
>>87404598
He's not talking about jon having blood's king, he's pointing out Jon is not robb's brother
TOO MUCH WINE LANCEL
>>87404653
>>87402654
I love russell
>>87404635
>yes he did, why else would Dany be desperately trying to pull the bolt from his side?
Because it still hurt him, he still could manage to fly.
>Some geezer throwing a javelin blew a huge hole in his side
>Night King
>geezer
Viserion is also the one with least combat and flight experience and the runt. Drogon easily dodged and shrugged off the same attack.
>I was living with these characters and this world for 16 years before we even started working on the show. They’re pretty fixed in my mind and I’m not going to change anything because of the show, or reaction to the show, or what fans think. I’m just still writing the story that I set out to write in the early 1990s.
Why do people think again that the books and show won't go for something "cliche" and "predictable" again?
How complicated do faggots think a book from the 90s that's supposed to be a trilogy would be in overall plot and ending?
>>87402945
He's Davos the Onion Knight you shitter.
I can't name half the characters in this show but even I know that.
High Sparrow and the Faith millitant vs Sons of the Harpy...
Who wins?
>>87402654
Pls be Katana
>>87404788
There were thousands and thousands of the Faith Militant all across the southron Westeros kingdoms
>>87404611
Nice dubs
is there anything more pathetic than mods banning for this?
>>87404756
>Thinking the book will actually have an ending.
>>87404788
YOU KNOW IT'S THE FAITH MILITANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNJndj3YgWo
>>87402292
ya, my name is Orys
>>87402363
Robin Aryn
>>87402654
boo
Are Bronn and Tormund immortal?
Tormund especially, how does a side-character have as much plot-armor as Jon?
>nearly beaten to death by Remley's big guy in Battle of the Bastards
>bitten by wight-bear?tiger? in the North
>heavily wounded during his siege of the Wall pre-palship with Jon
>nearly killed in Hardhome
He's lived through four major conflicts in this series, getting stabbed, beaten, or shot in each one.
Will he kill the Night King while "WAAAHH"ing?
>>87403764
>>87402360
>stannis is dead
>>87404944
He also survived storming Castle Black.
>>87402638
>not starting at Roberts Rebellion
>2017 A.C.
>>87402552
>>87404516
>>87403146
I feel like there will be some sort of reveal that Westeros as a whole has some sort of significance we don't know of yet. I think Tyrion already wondered why Valyria didn't try to steamroll it at some point.
>>87402363
WHAT IS HE GONNA DO WITH THAT WILDFIRE?!
>>87404611
What's that original image?
>>87402292
Jaime
>>87402363
a pyromancer
>>87403684
more?
>>87403842
reading shit like this makes me want to kill someone
>>87402245
>House name:
House Tyrone
>House words
We wuz kangz n' sheit
>sigil
yellow flying pyramid on field of black
>>87403418
>will go extinct
Why are there no Renly memes?
>>87402654
Roll
>>87402654
>No meg
>>87405488
they're going to ship this so hard that they're gonna bullshit him surviving the fall of the wall
>>87405625
>>87402654
roll
Migrate when ready
>>87406506
>>87406506
>>87406506
>>87402638
Play as house Reed, with a goal of a King-level title of the neck.