/got/ general - nostalgia edition

Azor Petyr

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>Fifteen years past, when they had ridden forth to win a throne, the Lord of Storm's End had been clean-shaven, clear-eyed, and muscled like a maiden's fantasy. Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant. He'd had a giant's strength too, his weapon of choice a spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift. In those days, the smell of leather and blood had clung to him like perfume.
>He found himself thinking of Robert more and more. He saw the king as he had been in the flower of his youth, tall and handsome, his great antlered helm on his head, his warhammer in hand, sitting his horse like a horned god. He heard his laughter in the dark, saw his eyes, blue and clear as mountain lakes.
n-ned was straight, right lads?

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aaagghhh...

>>87392763
let's be honest, in the presence of bobby b, even degenerate targ fucking shits had trouble containing their desired to be bronken in by the man, as rhaegar proved

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IVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS

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What will history write about the Baratheons, Westeros shortest lived great house

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>>87392842
Y-your grace?

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>>87392851
YES YES ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN POMP

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>it's the board meeting
>d@d are proposing their plans to GRRM
>they look sheepishly at eachother when they tell him their about to kill stannis
>GRRM pauses for a second, looks at the plans
>where's the penis?"
>"T-the penis?"
>GRRM is getting agitated now
>"where the fuck is the shitting? give me shitting!"
>GRRm throws the plans onto the floor
>"Dabid, we better give him what he wants"
>GRRM is frothing at the mouth now, his diabetes leaving him in a delicate state of fury or stroke
>"PENIS, SHITTING, FUCK STANNIS WHERE IS MY FUCKING SHIT, MAKE THE SHIT LIKE WATER, I WANT IT RUNNING DOWN DANY'S LEG, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LESBOMANCY IN FUCKING DORNE BUT I NEED TO SEE SOME SHIT"
>"w-we could alays put in a fart scene and a vomit scene s-sir"
>the fatman pauses
>"w-we could also talk about bad pussy"
>"like, rotten cunt? will we see it?" GRRM, smiles
>"erm, sort of, it's pretty rotten for the show!"
>"ok guys, you have my blessing"

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*annihilates your hopes and dreams*

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>>87392887
* annihilates an extra-large pizza*

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>>87392842
IT'S BEEN WEEKS

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Cast members of HBO's "Game of Thrones", who had just finished a day of shooting on location for the 4th season in Dubrovnik, Croatia, were walking to the beach when they stumbled upon a burgeoning house fire. A small child was reportedly seen inside the home, attempting to escape the blaze. The child, not tall enough to reach the handle of the front door, resorted to banging on the front door in futility. When actor Charles Dance attempted to rescue the child, he was stopped by Stephen Dillane (who plays autistic villain Stannis) who reportedly said "The flames have taken him. The Lord of Light demands this sacrifice". His fellow cast mates, bewildered, continued to watch as the house was consumed in fire. Actress Emilia Clarke (Khaleesi) reached for her cellphone to call the fire department, but reports that Liam Cunningham (who plays the Onion Knight pedophile Davros) snatched the phone away from her and chucked it into the blaze. Carice van Houten (who plays the satanic Sorceress Melisandre) was reported to be chanting "The night is dark and full of terrors". By the time local authorities arrived, it was too late. Dillane, Cunningham, and van Houten were reportedly seen hours later outside the burned home, wearing red robes and screaming "R'HLLOR HUNGERS" at the parents of the deceased child.

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Remember the good old times? I remember

confirmed kin-slayers
>Meera Reed
>Daenaerys Targaryen
>Jon Snow
>Tyrion Lannister
>Jaime Lannister
who am I missing

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>No new memes till 2019

Why live?

>>87392969
>killing your mother in birth is kinslaying

Fuck off.

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Who crippled Sam?

>>87392969
Stannis

>>87393002
he killed uncle benjen you stupid cuck

>>87393002
Daenarys killed Uncle Benjen? Daenarys has never killed anyone.

>>87392850
"They fought, they lost. Now they rest."

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>>87392736
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun. It is known.

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>>87393003
Why is Lena so perfect lads?

>>87393026
daenaerys killed her brother

>>87393026
Meant for >>87393005

>>87393035
I want to FUCK her while she berates me.

>>87392763
>spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift
weren't warhammers just a few pounds heavier than swords? was ned a lanklet?

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>>87393035

>>87393035
I want to FUCK her while she vibrates me.

>>87393036
No, Bobby B killed Rhaegar and Khal drogo killed Viserys

But what else could you expect from the dullest franchise in the history of tv franchises. Seriously each episode following Daenerys and her wyvern pals as they fight assorted shitlords has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when GRRM agreed to D&D directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his books which he will never finish before dying of fat. The GoT series might be anti-Tolkien (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-fantasy series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "dies."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several hundred times. I was incredulous. GRRM's mind is so governed by cliches and literal shit metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of GoT by /tv/. They wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading GRRM at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on Reddit." And they were quite right. They were not being ironic. When you read "GoT" you are, in fact, trained to be a Redditor.

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>>87392906
*brakes his fast*

>>87393068
daenaerys' actions caused viserys to be killed
daenaerys is responsible for viserys' death

>>87393088
No, Viserys pulling a sword on Dany in Vaes Dothrak caused him to be killed

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>>87393082
*is as useless as nipples on a breastplate*

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>>87393063
the weight is far from the hand which makes it difficult

Bobby was also a big guy

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>>87392736
SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING IN THE GRASS, GROANING.

>>87393088
May aswell add Sansa to the kinslaying list to, as her actions got Ned killed.

>>87393116
good idea

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>>87393113

>>87393063
It is meme fantasy so Robert's hammer is ridiculously heavy and he is three times three times the strength of the average man.

>>87393126
Also robb, as his actions got Cat killed.

>>87393097
*groans like a fat man trying to take a shit*

>>87393150
Akchually it was Cat's fault because she was the one who negotiated the marriage in the first place

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Dayne?

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>>87393207
*walks away so stiffly it looks as though he has a dagger up his butt*

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>casually went on Pedro Pascal's IG
>mostly Narcos shit and family shit
>get to June 2016
>pic with Lena
>July 2015: pic of Pilou (Euron)
>Jan 2015: pic with Nik
>2014: buttload of pics with the GOT cast, especially Lena and Gwendoline
>get to https://www.instagram.com/p/i4Ys7LHwwS/
Wow that's sad.

>>87393230
So Cat also, as she got Robb killed.

Are any Starks not kinslayers?

>>87393077

I knew you were just a faggot shitposter when you called the dragons "wyverns." Who honestly gives a fuck about the difference between "dragons" and "wyverns"? A pedantic nerd like you, apparently.

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>>87393234
*the sight of his arousal is arousing*

>>87392736
anyone has a link to the part were he says the best part of his job is raping beautiful girls?

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>>87392736

>>87392763
Everyone is at least a little bit gay when it comes to Baratheon aesthetics.

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>>87393252
Couplekino

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>>87393252
Lena is known as the cast's mattress.

>>87393311
Were they actually a couple? Because the babby clearly isn't his but they're still on good terms.

>>87393254
Uh... Arya?

reminder bloodraven lied about bittersteel fleeing with the sword blackfyre and hid the blade until he could smuggle it north to the wall.

long claw is actually the sword blackfyre.

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>>87393316
DELET THIS

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TWoW never

>>87393342
>>87393311
They were, kinda sad it didn't work out
>>87393343
>>87393254
Arya and Sansa, though they really were close to murdering each other recently

>>87393342
they were. lena is pretty degenerate in conducing her life. Also I'm pretty sure the son is his

>>87393394
>though they really were close to murdering each other recently
Not really. It was fake tension created to make some shitty drama.

>>87393398
The son is her former husband's, he's a little blonde qt boy. The daughter is blonde and has blue eyes, also super white.

>>87393394
Sansas actions got Ned killed, which some autist deems is enough for Kinslaying.

None of the Starks are actually kinslayers

>>87393398
The son is her childhood friend's, the guy she is dating right now and has been for a while.

>>87393063
ned was a bit of a dyel manlet

>>87393063
Ice is made of valyrian steel which is pretty light. The reason it isn't used in combat is because it's absurdly large and thus unwieldy, not because it's heavy.

>>87393421
Robb technically was

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>>87393500
How about giving Sandor/Gregor Ice?
Would that work?

>>87393512
>killing your 30th cousin or some shit
>kinslaying
"no"

>>87393408
They were, Isaac or Sophie said it was legit, not a ruse

>>87393512
Karstarks broke off from the main branch like a 1000 years ago. Pretty sure he's in the clear. If fetuses count, then Hoster in a kinslayer.

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>>87393431
The son (Wylie) is her ex husband's, that blonde musician. The girl can't be that friend's child because she was with Pedro in 2014, but she looks nothing like him.

>>87393573
>she was with Pedro
Is this confirmed? He could have very well been her gay BFF or something.

>>87393413
>>87393573
you guys might want to look how pedro pascal looked as a child

KIN-SLAYERS
>Meera Reed (Jojen)
>Daenaerys Targaryen (Viserys)
>Jon Snow (Uncle Benjen)
>Tyrion Lannister (Tywin)
>Jaime Lannister (Alton)
>Robb Stark (Rickard, Catelyn)
>Sansa Stark (Ned)
>Catelyn Stark (Robb)

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>>87393606
If you had a chance to fug Pedro Pascal would you pass it up?

>>87393500
Yeah, but a normal sword was like 10-15lbs, and even if Bobbys hammer was few times this heavy it's still not hard to 'barely lift' - not effectively fight-for a young healthy man

>>87393652
>a normal sword was like 10-15lbs
WHAT

>>87393618
Chilean?

>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi /tv/, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>tfw you were haeving problems
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

/got/, I dreamed I was old.

>>87393642
Would you rather fuck Jaimie or Pedro?

>>87393637
>Robb Stark (Rickard, Catelyn)
>Sansa Stark (Ned)
>Catelyn Stark (Robb)
Might as well add Bran from sending Rickon to the Umbers if the definition is going to be that loose.

>>87393637
>Uncle Benjen

When did Jon kill Uncle Benjen, jon told him to get on the horse.

>>87393739
and then left without him, leaving benjen to be killed by wight walkers

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>Finish watching a Game of Thrones
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon.”
>”It is known, mother.”

>>87393735
okay

>>87393689
Often even less
Sword has to be wieldy and in battle you swing it for some time, so it adds up

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Ninety-third for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>>87392736
why is this faggot still showing up at GoT panels.

>>87393748
Jon wasnt even concious when the horse left. Benjen slapped the horse away. Benjen killed himself.

>>87393748

He left without him because Benjen made the horse leave. If Daenerys left Jon beyond the wall, and Jon died, would she have been a kinslayer?

>>87393800
no because daenaerys isn't a targaryen

>>87393637
Euron killed Balon.
Cersei killed Kevan

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>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

>>87393113
>>87393136
Does this happen next season?

>>87393748
Benjen literally didn't want to get on the horse to buy Jon some time as he at least kills a few wights and takes their attention you dumb fag

t. not even a jonautist

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>>87393652
>but a normal sword was like 10-15lbs
Even a big fuck off Zweihander doesn't weigh that much unless it is ceremonial.

>>87393793
She's both ugly and attractive
top tier butterface

>>87393793
1 (one) scene

The one black guy that is alive support Stannis. D & D fucked up not supporting Stannis since he could of been the "Diversity" for Westeros.

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>>87393732
Why not both?

Say you're king, how do you keep varys from fucking your shit up and actually just being your master of whisperers? What are his qualifiers for him to serve you loyally?

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F

>>87393637
What about Lysa? She knowingly and willingly stirred the pot in Lannister/Stark conflict and then refused to give any aid to her family and even sabotaged them further by releasing their hostage. If she didn't kill Jon and send the letter blaming the Lannisters for it, Ned would have probably stayed put, Cersei would have been BTFO'd, and every dead Stark save for Benjen would be alive. So in a way, she got her sister, two of her nephews, and her uncle killed.

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>>87393728
THE ROOSE IS LOOSE

>>87393888
That's just greedy, anon :3

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>>87393912

>>87393907
Lysa was also 100% ready to throw Sansa out of the moon door.

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>>87393912
you just know they hatefucked

>>87393231
It's a big sword

>>87393950
based

>>87393950
Doesn't really count. You don't get a a Nobel prize for an attempt at chemistry.

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>>87393728

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THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NED

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>>87393885
>show has socially progressive moments added in
>remove the single most progressive line in the entire series of books just because Stannis said it

"Then rise again, Davos Seaworth, and rise as Lord of the Rainwood, Admiral of the Narrow Sea, and Hand of the King."
For a moment Davos was too stunned to move. I woke this morning in his dungeon. "Your Grace, you cannot I am no fit man to be a King's Hand."
"There is no man fitter." Stannis sheathed Lightbringer, gave Davos his hand, and pulled him to his feet.
"I am lowborn,' Davos reminded him. 'An up jumped smuggler. Your lords will never obey me."
"Then we will make new lords."

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I can't even imagine the levels of shitposting in /got/ during the 2 year wait for season 8.

Friendly reminder that Jon had a 10 year old boy who's parents were murdered and cannibalized by wildlings executed but had no problem letting Mel go free despite the fact she burned a liitle girl alive.

>>87394134
wtf i hate jon now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnxvUuSzbMI

Now the rains

>>87393637
>Forgets the biggest kinslayer

Stannis unironically killed both his brother and daughter lol

Threadly reminder that /got/ is for the discussion of the show only.
Not the books and not the wiki.
Go to /lit/ for that.

>>87394134
Well he couldnt let Olly go, he'd of been executed for desertion if he did that.

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>>87394168

>>87393255
>Being this fucking new.
Jesus christ

KIN-SLAYERS
>Meera Reed (Jojen)
>Daenaerys Targaryen (Viserys)
>Jon Snow (Uncle Benjen)
>Tyrion Lannister (Tywin)
>Jaime Lannister (Alton)
>Cersei Lannister (Kevan)
>Robb Stark (Rickard, Catelyn)
>Sansa Stark (Ned)
>Catelyn Stark (Robb)
>Bran Stark (Rickon)
>Euron Greyjoy (Balon)
>Lysa Arryn (Catelyn, Robb, Rickon, Brynden)
>Stannis Baratheon (Shireen)

>>87394190
>he'd of been
Is this some advanced shitposting or just the result of burger education?

>>87393840
They cut it out, it was the final turning point for book fags, that's when they all started hating on the show and D&D

>>87394240
you know what ''indirectly'' means right?

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>>87393652
Swords weigh less than 3 pounds you absolute nonce
>>87393063
warhammers were often lighter than swords

>>87394224
why are so many of the bookfags black
i thought blacks couldn't read

>>87394240
Renly got Robert killed when he didnt help with the boar.

>>87393065
this is val

KIN-SLAYERS non-autism list
>Tyrion by killing Tywin
>Jaime by Alton
>Cersei by Kevan(lmao Lannisters are very good at this)
>Euron by Balon
>Stannis by Shireen

>>87394323
>being this much of a kike

>>87394338
shoo shoo sperg

>>87394355
just don't reply, you're only going to get the same shit over and over

>>87393794
To get his cock sucked off by fangirls.

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>rhaegar sacrificed everything for THIS

>>87394363
autism speaks

>>87394190

No one in the north gives a fuck. The northern lords made Jon king despite the fact by all accounts he's a deserter. The show makes it seem like Ned was the only guy who gave a fuck about vows.

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>>87393882

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>>87394266
Why was Renly so shit at fighting? Did he run away like a little girl when he saw the boar? Jesus fuck. Also did the Reach turn him gay or was he always like that?

>>87394423
He isn't a deserter. His vows were until death.

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>>87394446
post more jorah

>tfw no ginger Scottish gf with hairy as fuck vagoo

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>>87394477

>>87394462

Except no one outside the Nights Watch, Davos, Mel etc know that. It's a gigantic glaring plot hole that's never going to be addressed.

>>87394493
I miss Ygritte too.

>>87393637
Unironic, literal kinslayers in the show
>Cersei (Lancel, Kevan)
>Jaime (Alton)
>Tyrion (Tywin)
>Stannis (Renly, Shireen)
>Euron (Balon)
>Obara (Trystane)
>Ramsey (Roose, baby Bolton)
>Meera (Jojen)
It's the thought that counts kinslayers
>Cersei (Tyrion, sent assassins after him, testified against him in court)
>Tywin (Tyrion, sentenced him to death)
>Joffrey (Tyrion, sent a kingsguard to kill him, his numerous """siblings""", ordered the golden cloaks to slaughter them)
>Stannis (Gendry, almost had him burned)
>Lysa (Sansa, tried to kill her)
>Renly (Stannis, planned to rek him on the field of battle)
>Sandor and Gregor (would have killed one another had Bobby B not intervened)
>Obara, Tyene, and Nymeria (complicit with murder of Doran and Trystane, Nymeria literally wanting to murder Tyrstane herself)
>Sansa and Arya (pretty much making moves to kill one another)
>Dany (Viserys, didn't prevent his death)
>Viserys (seemed to be willing to kill Dany and his unborn nephew)

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>>87394504

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>>87394540

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>>87394477

>>87394599
can you imagine trying to negotiate with someone has autistic as daenerys without the jon snow plot armour?

>>87393097
Weird Als put on weight

>>87393652
>normal sword
>10-15 pounds
m8 the heaviest two handed swords barely reached 3.5 kg.

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post more funni xd memez xd

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CERSEI IS CUTE

>>87394460
/k/ here, I can guarantee you that seeing a wild boar in all its mass and speed is enough to scare anyone, if you lose control of the situation fleeing might honestly be the best behaviour since there's honestly very little you could do

>>87394653

Jon was never an outright ass to Dany, so he wouldn't have needed the plot armor.

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>>87394240
>Forgets biggest kin & king slayer

Does anyone have the Robb Stark Master Tactician picture. I remember it from years' ago and now can't find it.

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>mfw jon is azor ahai

>>87394861
i don't know that picture but i demand it too

What the fuck is azor ahai

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>>87394861

>>87394938
Braapzor Sniffhai
The fetish that was promised

>>87394947
This is the one, thank you.

>>87394938
it's buttsex

>>87394947
honestly. this picture is a "hurr durr" away from being a 10/10

>>87394887
Her tits are terrible, unfortunately.

>>87394979
If she had good tits she would be a 10/10 semen demon

>>87394979
Both hers and Dany's are really disappointing.

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>>87394969
>>87394975
here's the Edmure version

>>87394979

The most disappointing titties on the show.

>>87394938
it's high dothraki for "the rightful king"

>>87394535
Daenarys unironically killed Khal Drogo. Do spouces not count as Kin?

>>87395016
well there's always the captain's daughter, but I guess there wasn't much expectation for disappointment to hinge off of there

>>87395044
nah I think it's a blood relation thing

>>87393063
In the books Ned is an average fighter

>>87395044
spouses are generally not kin
kin is blood of your blood
so no, spouses are not kin, unless you're a targ, in which case your spouse is probably blood of your blood

>>87395066
>>87395089
Fair point

>>87392763
Ned was a bit enamoured with Bobby, it was no homo though. He just felt like Bobby could take on the whole world and win. He couldn't, though.

>>87395113
Technically he did, being the king of the seven kingdoms. Because who gives a shit about essos

>>87395113
Well he probably could have if he hadn't become king and gotten fat and useless. He's a brute not a brain.

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>there will never be vidya where you get to play Bobby and go to war with your best bro Ned to kill some Targaryen scum

>>87394938

Azor Ahai is the champion of light who will shit fire onto the Night King and usher in a new prosperous summer. He transcends time and space. The prophecy states that "The Azor Ahai will be the flatulent redeemer and liberator. From his perch on top of the world, he will excrete liquid fire from his holy depths and defeat those that would bring forth eternal night to the realm."

>>87395113
I think it might be repressed homolust. Ned doesn't really seem to notice women much, either.

>>87395148
>there will never be a game of thrones total war

mods just aren't the same

>>87395127
No he didn't. He became a fat drunkard who got cucked repeatedly and died killed by his wife. I didn't mean take on as fighting, I meant take on as solve everything.

>>87395161
Ned was hankering for Ashara and then spent his days cumming inside his fishfu. He was not an homo.

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>tfw you remember when the most pessimist posters thought that TWOW was going to be published in 2016
It's been 6 years lads, yet I cannot abandon all hope

>>87395177
I thought it was left up to interpretation which Stark wanted to fugg Ashara in that barry chapter?
Also Ned seemed a bit passionless in bed

>>87395142
>reign didnt even last as long as the Mad Kings
>Undone by Jew trickery

Tywin would have off'd him in a second if he went to war with Lannischads. Baratheons were nothing but fodder soldiers. Even Stannis got (and is going to in the books) get BTFO by a bastard

Why do people act like Tyrion is some political mastermind like Varys and Littlefinger? All he ever did was bribe people with his daddy's money and all his plans backfired on him.

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>>87395194
don't worry, doubters will be BTFO any month now when it releases

>>87395212
because he's a manlet

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Was this scene REALLY necessary?

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>>87395216
You must be right friend, he said it might be next year

>>87395250
truly i have now become sean bean as ned stark in hbo's game of thrones (tm)

>>87395216

The only thing he's releasing is his semen inside his wife.

>>87392969
Ramsay Bolton
Euron Greyjoy

>>87394535
>Unironic, literal kinslayers
>>Craster, killed some daughters/grandaughters with grey skale
>It's the thought that counts kinslayers
>>Randyll, threatened to have Sam killed if he doesn't join the NW, probably would have done it
>>Selyse, was a major cheerleader for kin kindling before pussying out
I can't believe it's not kinslaying tier
>Craster, abandoning his sons/grandsons/great grandsons in the snow in order for them to be transformed into monsters

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>>87395250
>he still thinks asoiaf will be finished in two books

>none of the actresses have the same hair, eye, or skin colour as the character they're supposed to be portraying
ONE JOB

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>>87394462
>Uh, aren't you breaking your Night's Watch vows right now?
>Nah dude, it's totally ok for me to be here cuz I died and came back to life
>...

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>>87395266
He said there's definitely 1, maybe 2 asoiaf books coming out in 2018, the two possibilities being Winds and some sword book bullshit I don't remember.
I want to believe

>>87395296
what's after dreams of spring

>>87395331
A Time for Wolves

>>87395292
>Selyse
She was also really cool with her brother being burned.

>>87395308
doesn't maisie? goblin face notwithstanding

>>87395322
Only thing coming out in 2018 is GRRMs autistic Targ history book.

>>87395331
>>87395346
no that's before

ywow>atfw>ados

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>>87395364
I'm writing.

>>87395308
>bookfag

Who's got the best tits in books?

>>87395364
Are pre-orders up yet?


also methinks it lends credibility that the hbo prequel will focus on targs(blackfyres)

>>87395391
cat/sansa

>>87395391
Ashara Dayne

>>87395331
a dream of salad dressing

>>87395391
Cersei is up there, she seduces so many people with her bosom

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>>87395406
nah she has the best feet and butthole though

>>87395391
Arianne by far, Lemore if you like them a bit saggy

>>87395441
I feel like daynes need blue eyes

>tfw will never ever ever have Dornish wine with Tyrion and being a sellsword

>>87395466
>dark nipples
Dropped.

>>87395474
aren't daynes supposed to look like targs, with white hair and purple eyes

>>87395391
Meralyn, she has the largest tits in Braavos

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>>87395474
purple actually
they're anime as fuck
>>87395466
>arianne

>>87395504
>The Daynes, who originate in the western Red Mountains,[3] would be considered "stony" Dornishmen by Daeron II Targaryen.[4] Their hair has been described as pale blond (Edric), dark (Ashara), and silver with a streak of black (Gerold). Daynes have been observed with dark blue (Edric) or purple eyes (Ashara and Gerold). Despite their purple eyes, according to George R.R. Martin, the Daynes are not of Valyrian descent.[5]

GRRM might as well hand all his papers over to someone to ghostwrite it or it's never going to get done. Then he can enjoy the rest of his wealth in peace for the few short years he has left.

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Reminder that Aegon the Fatman (the only based targshit besides Aerion Brightflame and Daemon Blackfyre) tried to build mecha-dragons

>Like many other Targaryen kings, Aegon was obsessed with regaining dragons for his house. Instead of trying to resurrect the dead dragons of his ancestors, Aegon instead turned to the pyromancers and commanded them "build me dragons".
>What followed were seven wood and iron monstrosities, fitted with pumps that shot jets of wildfire. Upon their completion, Aegon ordered these devices dragged to the Boneway to initiate the invasion of Dorne; this plan lacked any tactical sense, as the Boneway was too steep for the lumbering constructs.
>The man-made dragons did not even reach that far, due to unstability of wildfire and the difficulty of moving the massive siege engines. All seven were consumed by fire in the kingswood; hundreds of men operating them burned alive inside them and a quarter of the kingswood went up in flames. >Aegon, after this humiliation, never spoke of Dorne again.

>>87395507
largest is not always best

>>87395501
Shit taste desu

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>>87395296
>he thinks asoiaf will be finished

>>87395501
>>87395510
>Disliking brown qts

>>87395543
>wood
Oh yeah, I'm sure that'll work out just fine.

>>87395569
having big tits because you're fat doesn't count

Am I the only one here who likes big dark areolas?

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>>87395510
>With one stroke of his sword, he had changed her botched plot into something foul and bloody.

>>87395588
>t. Arys

>>87395587
>disliking thick qts
Low test manlet detected.

>>87395588
the fact that you used the term areolas tells me that you're at least autistic

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>>87395622
we see you george

>>87395588

I like brown/black girls and they have dark nipples.

I really like dark buttholes tho. Pale girls with dark buttholes are best. Bleached buttholes are shit.

>>87395212

Tyrion's defense of King's Landing was pretty cool (although he would have lost if not for the Tyrells coming at the last second). Other than that, lots of his plans backfired (e.g. giving Myrcella to the Martells; taking Casterly Rock, which had little tactical advantage and opened up Highgarden for siege; and the entire wight hunt debacle, which was doomed to fail from the start).

I know that Tyrion is now feeling undermined by Jon Snow, but can you blame Dany? Also, he should be grateful that Jon is around, since Jon is the only one who can temper Dany at this point.

>>87395636
this is why I like asian girls the best. Pale skin but dark pussies/assholes/areolas

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>>87395542
He said he's never going to let anyone complete his work, and wants his wife to burn his notes after he dies.

>>87395636
you like shitty dick?

>>87395634
It seems George unlike you has patrician tastes

How the fuck did Theon ever walk after having that screw bored through both his feet?
Wouldn't the damage be permanent?

>>87395624
well I am on /got/......

>>87395673
he got better

>>87395666

t. virgin

>>87395645
>had little tactical advantage
He bet on his sister's emotional attachment to the Rock. He bet and lost

>>87395662
He's only 68.
He should have at least 8 years left.

>>87393056
watch Zoey Holloway vacation with step mom for prime momcest and also she calls you a disgusting perv

>>87395532
I think proto valyrians came with the first men. there was a maester who claimed that valyrians were there in the early days but he was considered a joke by others.

but I think the daynes descend from this lot of people

Why exactly are we waiting 2 years? Is HBO that desperate to drag out people's subscriptions?

>>87395703
He's morbidly obese and lives an unhealthy lifestyle while writing at a turtle's pace.

>>87393077
>the dullest franchise in the history of tv franchises
Damn... I'm anything but a GoT apologist, but if you think this is the dullest franchise in the history of tv, I've got to assume you've been living under several layers of rocks since at least the invention of the medium.

The average modern cable channel today is basically wall-to-wall infomercials for products no one could ever even imagine needing, sandwiched between 8 minute slices of sitcoms that are bad facsimiles of near-identical fare from the early 90's (that were also pretty bad, in the main). Even if you assert that GoT is the worst show HBO has ever produced, it's still manages to drift effortlessly over the limbo-world-champion-low low bar set by tv on average.

>>87395733
Is this ironic newfagging or what?

>>87395693
t. beta buck cuck who likes shitty dick

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>>87395636
I know right?
I bet half these faggots haven't even seen a girl naked other than in porn.
That must fucking fucking depressing......Haha

>>87395710
probably, valyria isn't too far from the arm

>>87395331
A Topping of Pepperoni

>titties
>sword fighting
>more titties
>dragons
>flacid dick

How long until we get a TV show with hardcore fucking?

>>87395331
Hot Feasts and Liquid Shits

>>87395717
I'm guessing they need to do some re-writes after all the backlash from this season

>>87395697

He also bet that his insane sister could be reasoned with and lost. I am not saying that Tyrion didn't have reasons behind his plans; I am saying that his plans failed.

>>87393238
>>87393107
Why does everyone like drawing this scene so much when it didn't even happen in the books?

>>87395822
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

>>87395756
>i-if I call him beta maybe p-people won't notice I never had s-sex and have no clue how it g-goes

Nah, fuck off virgin.

this is pretty funny:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6y8s4i/eu_martin_rr_george_a_westerosi_author_decides_to/

>>87395722
You never know, my grandma is his size and went through a cancer, yet she's 85 without a sign of dementia. In a few years he will lose the energies and will stop travelling, wich hopefully means his fat ass will be forced at a desk.

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>>87395692
this

>>87395846
>i-if I call her virgin maybe p-people won't notice I like s-shitty d-dick
nah, fuck off, shitty dick faggot

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>>87395853

>>87395853
heh

>>87393652
>Yeah, but a normal sword was like 10-15lbs, and even if Bobbys hammer was few times this heavy it's still not hard to 'barely lift' - not effectively fight-for a young healthy man
Are you posting from The Land Of The Giants or something? WTF how much do you weigh that you think you can "effectively fight" with something that weighs 45 lbs? That's a typical bag of concrete mix, for reference. Most guys couldn't even throw it more than a couple feet without destroying their backs. If you made a custom giganto renaissance 2-handed sword for goddamn Andre The Giant, it probably wouldn't cross the 10 pound line.

>>87395948
maybe he's just a big guy?

>>87392788
do you get off on posting this god damn image every single fucking time holy shit

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>>87392874

>>87395992
it's a good image

>>87395212
Tyrion should go down in history as the worst hand.
>had an entire fleet burn down on his watch
>bend over backwards for slavers to the point where he undid his queen's reforms which were the whole point of the conflict
>city got attacked anyway because it made them look weak
>"let's not attack the red keep directly and end this in a couple of hours, instead we should split our forces and get picked off more easily"
>sends the navy with a good bulk of the army to take a strategically worthless castle after the enemy has proven itself to be a superior naval power
>proposes a dumb and extremely risky wight hunt to arrange the truce they don't even need to a woman who probably won't hold up her own end of the bargain anyway
>basically responsible for the wall coming down

>>87393798
>Benjen killed himself.
He's undead isn't he? I don't think that counts. If I leave a will that specifies my body be cremated after I'm dead, it's not assisted suicide.

>>87393847
I figured he was speaking more to the horse being slower with two riders, right? I mean, he only distracts the zombie horde for like three seconds, that can't have been the reason. What a waste of a perfectly good zombie uncle that would have been.

>>87394979
Not as bad as her face. God that woman looks like a space alien (one of the little grey ones with the big eyes).

ded thred lol

>>87395948
My point was, how can Robert's hammer be so heavy that Ned can barely lift it? It doesn't make sense, even the 45lbs would still be fairly easy to lift, but fighting would be impossible even for a a huge guy.

>>87396386
i think you're underestimating how strong robert was

>>87395978
>maybe he's just a big guy?
That must be it. Presumably about 11 feet tall and somewhere north of a half-ton (like Bobby when he was strong).

>>87396405
GODS

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>>87396339
>Not as bad as her face
It used to be cute and egotistic when she was younger. But it's really not working for her now that her age is starting to show.

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What do we know about the season 8 "leaks"?
Where do these come from? Could it be legit/partially legit? Or is it complete fanfiction?
What are the thoughts about this on /got/ ?
Links related. Season 8 "leaks" ep2 - ep6, respectively.

https://pastebin.com/Aiginbap
https://pastebin.com/ZupDrxfR
https://pastebin.com/2JkZYRG3
https://pastebin.com/zSMb6L8w
https://pastebin.com/yQZLXjZD

>>87396484
sourceless fanfiction

>>87396467
>egotistic
Exotic. Fucking auto-correct.

Whenever the success of Game of Thrones depresses me, I remember that George R. R. Martin added the initials to his name so that retards would buy his books, mistaking them for Tolkien.

>>87396405
No, he's right. If an average man can barely lift it, there is no way anything remotely human (not even the Mountain) can swing it. It's physics, he'd just not be able to put enough torque to swing it, especially a warhammer with the weight concentrated on the far end. It was a stupid way to describe it and only used for coolness points, with no real thought behind it.
And when I say "nothing remotely human can swing" I mean it's almost dragonslayer tier

>>87396484
>https://pastebin.com/Aiginbap
The first episode mentions Ghost dying trying to save Jon but then he isnt mentioned in the Deaths section

>>87396672
you'll find an identical inconsistency in the "episode 6 leak", where it states that drogon dies and then he is similarly not listed under "deaths"

>>87396708
Who the fuck is drogon?

>>87396581
I dont think you truely understand fantasy writing. The author has free range to any characteristic he deems fit in his universe. That's just how the genre is.

You think everything Aragorn did was humanly possible?

>>87396729
Drogon is Dracarys in the books

Post effective sexposition scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiUq56b3Ub8

>>87396760
kek

>>87396732
>the "it's fantasy it doesn't have to make sense" argument
That just dismisses the conversation adding nothing.

>>87396812
But thats literally what it is. George wrote it like that. Whos to say Planetos has the same climate as Earth? Whos to say Orys wasnt some other breed from Old Valyria different than Ned

balon is stronger
euron is smarter
balon is better looking

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BRAVO
R
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>>87396892
>not A game of thrones


shit

robert baratheon's 70-pound sledgehammer

>>87396880
>>87396732
Humans in LOTR were stronger and longer living among other things, Aragorn was 80 for example
Humans in asoiaf are supposed to be like us, normal heights, lifespans, the Mountain is the closest thing there physically is to a superhero, sans his gigantysm or whatever, and he still seems fairly realistic

>>87397076
>Humans in asoiaf are supposed to be like us,

but they aren't. We can't come back to life

>>87393728
>tfw i was one of the frogfu posters
>tfw even though it was more than just me we never got first post
>tfw frogfu is gone

>>87396765
Viserys is such a fucking chinlet
Doreah is qt, wish she remained as other hot servant aside Missanei

>>87397076
Aragorn wasnt human.

>>87397076
>the mountain who can weild a Greatsword with 1 hand and a shield in the other is realistic but Bobby isnt

Okay...

dead general

NEW
>>87397414

>>87397414

>>87397414

reminder bloodraven lied about bittersteel making of with blackfyre when fleeing east so he could hide it and smuggle it north eventually when he would be sent to the wall.

long claw is blackfyre and house mormont has not held the blade for five generations. near 5 rebellions though.

>>87397188
He was, he just had a tinge of elf blood. His ancestors are men of the first age, Beren, Turin, Tuor etc