/got/ general

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aaggghhh...

jon snow is a weak cuckold, a traitor's bastard, born of incest, who sold out the north for a foreign whore. he'll hang for what he's done. the north remembers.

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I DECLARE THIS GENERAL THE TSUNDERE DANY EDITION

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What are the odds of season 8 leaks actually being true?

>>87386717
>euron's enemies
euron has no enemies
fake as fuck

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REMINDER THAT THE LEAKS MENTION STANNIS RETURNING IN SEASON 8 AS A PENITENT SOLDIER OF THE GOLDEN COMPANY

WHEN HE REALIZES JON SNOW IS KING INNA NORF HE SPLITS OFF AND BRINGS A GROUP OF 20 GOOD MEN TO FIGHT FOR JON'S SIDE IN THE UPCOMING WAR AGAINST CERSEI

wat if sailor mars used her burning mandala on the wites and sailor jupiter used her sparkling wide pressure on the nigt king (its super effective lol)

>>87386754
why is stannis dressed in this ghillie-ass bullshit

>>87386710
>my little aunt can't be this cute

>>87386767
do people even care about sailor moon anymore
i never hear anyone talk about it
is it an old, dead meme now

>>87386823
i like it

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>tfw the based Brotherhood will never dispose the ruling class and install glorious Communism in Westeros

1>4>2>3>6>5>7
Prove me wrong. Protipp: you can't.

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How did Steffon and Cassana produce three radically different children, both physically and mentally, each specializing and excelling in vastly different fields? This is a bigger genetic conundrum than the blonde hair of Cersei's children, if you ask me.

>b-but they all have black hair so it's okay!

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>>87386663
daily reminder G-R-R-M is G-O-O-D

>>87386823
>old, dead meme
How is Sailor Moon a meme? Do you seriously just call every single thing a meme?

>>87386843
the high sparrow already attempted it and failed

>>87386862
1=4>2>3>7>6>5

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>>87386862
>7 is the worst season
Love this meme

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BOW YA SHITS

>>87386865
They died in a shipwrecking accident while the three were fairly young

>>87386892
i called literally one thing a meme
do you seriously just generalize and extrapolate everything infinitely?

>>87386865
>testosterone incarnate Bobby still has all his hair
>younger Stannis already balding

Something suspicious is happening.

>>87386865
It's not that remarkable. Renly is just a gay Robert who likes fashion. They look almost exactly the same and act similarly. Stannis is the outlier because he has autism.

>>87386893
That's because he put too much value in religion comrade

>>87386935
But that's the point, why would you call Sailor Moon a meme if you don't regularly refer to, at the very least, anime from the 90's as "memes". If you refer to anime from the 90's as "memes", I feel like it's fair to extrapolate that you refer to animated shows as "memes", then live action shows, movies, pop culture in general. It's not my fault you've opened up a door.

So Robert's Rebellion was completely pointless and he started a war over nothing?

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>>87386865

>>87386865
>Steffon and Cassana

Who? Do you have to be such a fucking nerd? Couldn't you just say their parents? Stick a book up your ass you neeeeerd

>>87386701
t. Sansa.

>>87386971
Also, I didn't pick up on Renly being gay until I watched the show

>>87387009
No

>>87387009
Aerys burned the Starks alive because they wanted their daughter back.

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>>87387060
Wut.

>>87386985
i'm genuinely sorry that you only see things in terms of slippery slopes. i imagine your life is probably very difficult because of this.
to answer your question, though, i seriously do think that sailor moon's popularity in its time, and even for several years after its time, was largely memetic in nature, and i mean that in the real dictionary definition of "meme", not as in "internet in-joke". there's no denying that sailor moon was extremely popular compared to other anime of the time, and especially among people who generally didn't watch anime.

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>>87386865
>Stannis is not really Steffon's and therefore not an heir to the throne
>revealing this to him is the only way to halt his unstoppable conquest
Would it be kino?

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>>87386663
first for sansa breastfeeding sweet robin season 8

>>87386914
Is NK another hidden Targ?

>>87387009
The Mad King outright killing Ned's father and brother and then calling for Ned and Robert's deaths was a bigger factor, but the showrunners forget the show's own canon on the regular.

>>87387230
and sleeping with him besides

WAIT LF MUST BE ALIVE THERУ OR IT IS NOT CANON

>>87387230
>they make both Cat and Lysa who are supposed to be otherwordly hot with massive titties into over the hill menopausal women
The show was a mistake.

>>87387098
I started reading the books when I was 14. I was mostly focused on finding the next Daenerys chapter and hoping that there was a sex scene in it.

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>only man besides Gerion Lannister to sail to Valyria in hundreds of years
>full set of Valyrian steel armor
>horn that controls dragons
>warlocks bound to his will
>obtuse and bizarre magic at his disposal
>more than likely has the Celtigar's horn that summons krakens

What else does this absolute madman have up his sleeve?

>>87386701
>bastard
No he isn't

>born of incest
No he wasn't

>sold the north
No he didn't

>>87387336
Cat's supposed to be hot but not otherworldly. I don't know where the fuck you get the idea that Lysa is hot at all. She's fat and disgusting.

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>>87387356
Fair enough.

>>87387367
a finger in the bum. aeron's bum.

>>87387377
>>bastard
>No he isn't
yes he is
>>born of incest
>No he wasn't
yes he was
>>sold the north
>No he didn't
yes he did

>yfw Bran fucking with the past is what made the Mad King mad

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Who's the most attractive non-highborn girl in the show? What about the books? What about including the highborn ones?

>>87386909
You neo-got lovers really need to go back

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SANSAN
BRANBRAN WANT MILKIES
NOOOOWWWWW

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>>87387470
>Myranda
>Myranda
>Myranda
>Myranda
That was hard.

>>87387367
I'm not sure I care about Euron because he's too fantastical

>>87387470
why does cersei have black hair
is this supposed to be secret "aerys cucked tywin" propaganda

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>>87387534
This

>>87387534

Myranda isn't even the books, senpai. And Ashara Dayne was the hottest piece of ass in the 7 Kingdoms.

>>87387336
If smug bookfaggots are to be believed, every female character is supposed to be the hottest piece of ass in the whole kingdom

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STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!

>>87386862
Putting 7 after 5 is a joke

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>>87387603
>Who's the most attractive non-highborn girl in the show

>>87387470
>cersei with brown hair
>gilly in a fucking tshirt when the rest are in proper attire

fucking hell

>>87387336
>otherworldly
that's reserved for targ shits only, anon

>>87387616
Now that Stans gone whose left to root for?

Darth Sansa and Cersei are the only ones left. Euron cool but hes just a puppet.

>>87387534
Holy bad taste batman

>>87387336

The aged up the kids in the show 5 years and the adults 10 or so, so yeah, duh?

>>87387336

Books describe Lysa as pudgy as fuck. I will agree that the show fucked up Cat because she's supposed to be hot as fuck but looks like a middle aged woman with deep wrinkles.

>You were alive to see the return of Jonautist

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>>87387615
I really hate that trope. Nobles don't tend to be the best looking people, partially for incest, partially because they marry for politics rather than for attraction. Peasants have a much higher odds to produce "the most beautiful woman in the world" than nobles do, for sheer numbers alone. Yet George went with this retarded Disney trope for Dany, Ashara, Cersei, Margeary, and a bunch of other girls who also happen to be very highborn.

>You were alive to see the return of Marcus

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>>87387679
>Now that Stans gone whose left to root for?

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==KING OF WESTEROS SIMULATOR==

King Robert has been poisoned by a traitor's bastard, and as he lies dying, he names YOU, his bastard, as his legitimate heir. Then, he dies.

You can pick four of the following Houses to ally with. The other six WILL rise up in rebellion, no exceptions, even the Tullies. You gain control of all of their vassals and sworn servants, and you must choose your Small Council, Queen, and Kingsguard from this pool. Everyone alive at the beginning of the series is here, except for the butcher's boy and the Night's Watch deserter.

House Stark
House Tully
House Arryn
House Greyjoy
House Lannister
House Baratheon of Dragonstone
House Baratheon of Storm's End
House Tyrell
House Martell
House Targaryen

Which Houses do you ally with?
Who do you marry?
Who is your Hand? Master of War? Master of Laws? Master of Whisperers? Grand Maester? Other appointments?

>>87387650
that anon asked several questions, including one about the books
you answered with hipbonefu for every one

>>87387772
Greater and more terrible than ever.

>>87387759
>hundreds of years of great houses selectively breeding
>not producing 10/10s regularly

I enjoy reading /got/ but I'm honestly considering not letting myself anymore. I read the s7 spoilers without hesitation and I feel it kinda ruined it for me, at no point during the season was I slightly surprised at anything. With all the chaosh that is inevitable in s8 I can't help but feel watching it completely blissfully unaware will make it more interesting. Anyone else?

>>87387795
It wasn't me

>>87387835
They don't do selective breeding though, they marry for political reasons. Just look at Stannis and the troll he got.

>>87387836
well you can leave /got/ if leaks actually surface, but given that S8 hasn't even started filming yet idk what you're worried about

>>87387869

never underestimate the ability of /got/ to autistically discover everything, found out gendry was returning the day they filmed it.

>>87387859
stannis was a 2nd son who robert didn't like
I'm sure the lords can often just take their pick of whichever minor lord has the qtest daughter

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>>87387859
Florent's are beautiful

>>87387795
She's just that good.

>>87387794
This sort of autism really is more suited for reddit. please fuck off

>>87387918
>the ability of /got/ to autistically discover everything

It's not /got/ though, it's WotW and reddit.

>>87387936
>I'm sure the lords can often just take their pick of whichever minor lord has the qtest daughter

Maybe they can, but it would be foolish of them and not encouraged by their parents. Roose, for instance, chose to marry a landwhale because he was promised her weight in silver.

>>87387794
>Tullies
stop this.
also based stab alliance every time

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>Political mastermind divulges his entire M.O. to some random sluzzbucket he has elevated into a position of power

>Cuck eunuch continues to play the game of thrones

>>87387759
Inbreeding isn't that much of a problem except with the Targs. Nobles weren't malnourished as children and generally lead healthier lives so it would make sense that they would be more attractive than peasants.

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>>87387615
They are though. It's a canon thing. The fact is D&D just shit the bed when it comes to casting. Maggy the Frog, someone who is supposed to be ugly af, is a hot witch piece of ass while Cersei and Dany's actresses are just bad when it comes to portraying the character. Then they waste someone good looking like Myranda's actress on some fanfic Harley Quinn character. Marge's the only one cast almost perfectly.

>>87387859
Stannis doesn't give much of a fuck about producing 10/10s. He was a middle brother stuck with a desolate useless island. He was never going to be major nor did he want to be until the incest thing came around.

>>87387975
Yeah, but that's specific cases. A lot of people have gone for looks (and even feelings), mostly major lords. Tywin married his wife out of love for example.

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>>87387759
>royal families can't be cu-

>>87388064
>Marge's the only one cast almost perfectly.
a 30 year old ayylmao chestlet, and even then she outshone the competition
sad.

>>87388064
>marry for love
>raise two cuck children and a dwarf
Tywin really is /ourguy/.

are there any games you can play that include mods for got? Things like CK2, but not CK2 because it requires intense aspergers

>>87387975
well roose is like an asexual vampire or some shit who badly needed an alliance with the freys
I'm just saying that a lord paramount (a lot of them used to be kings too) is probably often in a situation where there's a ton of bannermen with daughters to choose from, and can take whichever one he wants without any real political difference

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>>87387794
>Which Houses do you ally with?
Targs, Tyrells, Lannisters, House Tully

>Queen
Dany cause dragons and legitimacy
>Hand
Tyrion
>Master of War
Tywin
>Master of Laws
Probably Loras cause he was fucking Renly
>Master of Whisperers
Varys but cautiously
>Master of Coin
Whichever Tyrell
>Grand Maester
QyBurn
>Master of Ships
Whichever Tully
>Kings Guard
The Mountain, double his pay and allowance for murder
>Other appointments?
Someother shit for the Tullys just to keep them happy, maybe Blackfish a field command

>>87386900
>>87386909
>>87387621
>season 7
>wooden acting takes on new heights
>terrible costume design
>uninteresting/predictable plot lines everywhere
>muh dragons

>season 5
>some incredibly lame plotlines (arya, sneks)
>some genuinely interersting scenes (most stuff in the north, anything surrounding high sparrow/olenna/cersei/margaery)
>even the lame plotline of the snakes had mycella's death and some good bronn/jaime dialogue
>hardhome

but yeah, it comes mainly down to better costumes and better acting - which puts season 5 clearly above season 7

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>>87388066
They don't look particularly good.

Look at the British royal family. A bunch of fugly cunts, despite their power and luxury.

>>87388119
Mount and Blade Warband has two very deeply thought mods

ACOK and AWOIAF

If you wait for a sale you can even get the game for less than 5$, and its absolutely worth it. Bannerlord is coming out eventually aswell and it will have a GoT mod for sure check it out.

>>87388112
>>raise two cuck children
Good meme reddit theory, but no. Aerys made an off-hand joke about legalizing First Night and Tywin got pissed at him for being a disrespectful shit and making jokes like that on his wedding day. Joanna wasn't even at court in King's Landing until long before Jaime and Cersei were born. Aerys' wife sent her away from court after Aerys started raping his courtiers before he could do anything to her.

Midget might just be a coincidence. There's no one but Tywin he could get his intelligence from. Aerys was just retarded and even in his good days he was doing stupid shit, like he wanted to build a second wall or something. Was it Bran?

t. Tywinautist

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>>87388196
don't fucking bully my boy charles
also what are you talking about they're all top qts

>>87388064
>Stannis doesn't give much of a fuck about producing 10/10s

Stannis never liked Selyse and perceived his engagement to her, by Robert, as an insult.

>>87388149
But that's not how The Game Of Thrones™ is played, anon.

>>87388233
*long after I mean

>>87388233
Gerion might have cucked Tywin if i recall correctly he was Tyrion's favourite uncle, they were very alike and his disappearance at sea might be guilt, suicide or else...

Tywin does says at multiple occasion that Tyrion is a Lannister so i don't buy the Aerys II theory.

>>87388353
Tywin was in denial about anything that he didn't like

Didn't even notice his two precious twins fucking each other as kids

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>>87388196
You know, for a bunch of brits they really aren't that bad
Even Diana was top qt

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that is not the warhammer which grown man should use. look at this small pathetic thing, it will not scare a mouse, how it suppose to seed a terror in enemies hearts? show me the tool for the real man.

>>87388391
Yeah but diana, kate and camilla aren't royal royal. Charles, phil and will are, and they are the ugliest.

ignore harry b/c hewitt

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>>87388391
They tried to introduce some good looks into the family with Diana and Kate, and it pretty much worked, but they did it because political marriage isn't important for them anymore.

Anyway Queen Lizzie is a 6 at best, and Charles is just fugly

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>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.

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i genuinely miss robert

>>87387971
>using the autism meme invented by the brit manlet cuck tripfag manly_tears on /v/ in 2009
You have to go back.

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>>87386909
>my queen, we have lost the bakery to the greyjoys

>>87388211

It looks fun from the youtube vids, I'll check it out.

>>87388468
Lady Salsa shall declare war

>>87388456
>>87388457
Bobby is a fat stupid cuck

>>87387436
How was he born of incest tho? N+L=J? B+L=J? R+R=J?

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>>87388571
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little BOAR? I’ll have you know I was strong back then, and I’ve been involved with bessy (thank god for her), and I have over 300 stretchers. I am trained in hammer warfare and I carved his breastplate in. You are nothing to me but just another WHORE. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over via raven? careful Ned, careful now. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across the narrow sea and your wine is being posioned right now so you better prepare for the storm, WHORE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, WHORE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stretch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my boar hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven kingdoms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little whore. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Jonerys” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn boar. I will piss all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, whore.

>>87388586
>R+R
???
Rhaegar + Rhaella?

>>87388458
manlet tears didn't come up with the autism thing, he just obnoxiously abused it

>actually bringing up a tripfag
kys yourself

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>>87388468
WHAT ABOUT THE GRAIN?

>>87388605

Rhaegar and robert

>>87388611
>manlet tears didn't come up with the autism thing
the cuck literally invented it in 2009 to spam minecraft threads. autism did not exist before 2009

>>87388641
you mean

>WHAT ABOUT THE LEMON CAKES?

>>87388600
Bob posting is the best thing to happen to /got/
Also, caved*

>>87388641
is sansa getting fat

>>87388662
Well I'm guessing you're at least over 8yo so yeah autism did already exist back then

>>87388738
>manlet tears trying to samefag and falseflag and backpedal out of this
you invented autism in 2009 to spam minecraft threads. own up to it, you shorter-than-kit-harrington cuck faggot

>>87388694
bobby posting genuinely makes me happy

A DOTHRAKI BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR NED

>>87387794
>Which Houses do you ally with?
Stark, Dragonstone, Tyrell
Plus Targaryen if they bring dragons. Storm's End, if not.

>Queen
Melisandre because fuck you
>Hand
Ned Stark
>Master of War
Stannis
>Master of Laws
Davos
>Master of Whisperers
Varys
>Master of Coin
Whichever Tyrell
>Grand Maester
Bran Stark, assuming he has the gift of visions.
A Samwell Tarly relieved from Crow duty otherwise
>Kings Guard
Jon Snow
>Other appointments?
Something to keep Dany occupied and happy with. Something that involves lots of parties, fancy dresses and pretty boys.

>>87387794
>allied houses
stark
tully
martell
dragonstone
>marry
meera
>hand
doran
>master of war
ned
>master of law
stannis
>master of whisperers
jojen
>grand maester
oberyn (while he's finishing his studying, luwin)
>kingsguard
blackfish
brienne
loras
jon snow
areo
sneks

>>87388605
Yes. I was just trying to brainstorm all the ways that shitposters would think Jon is a product of incest.

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>>87388848
>Marry meera

>>87388874
hey i could marry arya and put meera on kingsguard (and make her break her vows every night)

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IVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS

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>>87387534
bitch please

>>87387470
Hottest book girl is Cersei with both Dany and Margery on he heels.

n+c=j

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WHERE ARE MY DOUGHNUTS

nikolaj + coster-waldau = jaime

>>87389129
don't forget salsa

first for Aegon Targaryen VII, First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and the Riverlands, and Protector of the Realm

>>87389222
Salsa is said to be pretty but she's not on their level.

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>series ends with some titanic level shit with dany dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI9-poRsNxE

>>87389251
you forgot "the prince that was promised"

>>87389260
she's about the same as marg

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Is this what happens when you need the bad poosy?

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>jon kills his aunt
>assumes true identity as aegon targaryen
>takes sansa, arya and bran as his sister-wives
>proceeds to Make Westeros Great Again

>series end
>camera pans up to the heavens
>long line of targaryens and starks
>all proud of aegon and his new family
>dany sits in corner sulking

>>87389277
Not really, Marg is seen as an up and comer who might actually be prettier than Cersei.

>>87389374
almost certain they're described as on similar beauty levels but can't recall the exact line

>>87389270
oh god i remember this drama when it was still airing on tv

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>>87389359
>kills his aunt
...
>she sits in corner, sulking
damn, that's some good writing

>>87389278
I was wondering why he wasn't in the last episode

How big is Euron's cock?

>>87389406
She's compared constantly to Cat and said to be as pretty as her and even Cat isn't as pretty as Cersei.

>>87389438
damn, that's some good reading

>>87389456
And does the night king have a cock?
Who has the biggest cock?

>>87389359
>bran
what kind of cucked-in-the-brain homo faggot wrote this shit
Dabid?

>>87388769
Are you serious right now
It's sad to see that some tripfaggot had this much of an impact on you, but then again you are a /v/irgin so its not like you have much to think about

>lmao it's not rape rhaegar just kept her locked in a tower and ordered his guards to kill anyone that tried to enter including her older brother haha
>she's not a hostage LOL she loves that dragon dick ;)

why are targfags so delusional?

>>87389535
the only /v/ kike here is you, /v/ kike. now kill yourself like the manlet cuck that you are, and then permanently fuck off back to >>>/v/

Did she ever love the Bob?

>>87389508
Pr-Puberty Bran was shota-bait tho.

>>87389584
Tommen was always better

>>87388783
IS THAT WHAT SHITPOSTING MEANS

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>there are uncultured SWINE out there who still use uncouth warhammers

>Hey preston have you seen this anime?
>"...no.."
>Hey preston have you played this video game?
>"...no..."
>Hey preston have you watched this childrens show?
>"...no..."

What the fuck is wrong with this redteamreview guy?

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Cast him
anything other than bobby b and youre retarded

>>87389619
>>87389584
All fags should be rounded up into the factories and burned as fuel, putting literally trillions of terawatts of crisp, clean energy on the global power grid.

>>87389278
>alt shift x
his recent videos add nothing, he just sums up what happened

>>87389714
Are you a danyfag?

>>87389736
daenaerys is a cuck whore who should be killed by euron's big fat cock

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Who here /oldfag/? I've been on /got/ since season 2, I've seen it all, AMA

>>87389751
For you

If you were in your bed and Tommen came into your room and crawled into bed with you waht would you do?

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>>87389714
Jeeze tell us how you REALLY feel or somethin.

i was in /got/ when it was still /agot/ in 1996

>>87389770
kill him and become king

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>>87389770

>>87389808
Would you nut in him or would it be him that nutted in you?

>>87389820
No, I'm saying that Tommen is a nut. As in, literally mentally insane.

>>87389835
fuck off cunt, it's my post

>>87389820
and dealer's choice

>>87389853
You would get your mouthcunny filled with sh0ta cum :3

>>87389871
>>87389853
Samefag kike. Kill yourself and then fuck off back to /utg/ where you came from.

>they had to kill off princess diana because despite being divorved from the prince she still has bequeathed nobility
>dating dodi
>the saudis can now shoehorn themselves as english nobles

killing a noble to prevent foreigners from infiltrating the native nobility.

this is some thrones shit right here

>>87389902
was diana the original dany

>>87389893
mate those posts aren't even mine
don't pretend like you can tell who posted them, you amazingly retarded motherfucker

>>87388571
Robert cucked Cersei 5 times more than she cucked him, even more if we count partners instead of children
Bobby always wins

>>87387470
taena of myr has that sexy olive goddess thing going on so I would say her in the books

>>87389927
>still samefagging this hard
You have to go back.

>>87389713
Aeron Greyjoy, fight me

>>87389945
>still responding despite being disproven
here, these (You)s should last you for a while
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

>>87390011
>using the you meme invented by homo millennial low-IQ cucks on /s4s/
It's time for you to go back now.

>>87388256
underrated post

>>87389658
>only using the beak
Good luck retrieving it from an armored enemy in the fray
>>87389714
>humans
>clean
>fags
>clean

>>87390019
>begging for (You)s because can't get responses based on objective merit of your posts
seek, and you shall find

>>87390071
>STILL using the you meme invented by low-IQ homo millennial cucks on /s4s/
Kill yourself in a muslim truck fire, you kike.

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When are we seeing the Dothraki engineers like their real life counterpart the mongols

>>87390071
>>87390086
Can you two fags get a room? You obviously want to fuck each other but the rest of us want no participation in your buggery

>>87390123
The only fag kike here is you, fag kike.

>>87390086
nah, I've got a life because i don't seek to add "4chan attention" to my job resume, unlike your degenerate existence

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>yfw you start a continent spanning war that kills hundreds of thousands of people because your childhood love interest doesn't return your affections

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>>87390150
>>87390177
2l8, fag, no backing out now. You fucked up

>>87390209
fucking hell, watch out, this guy's got online thesaurus on one screen and urban dictionary on the other
the amount of sadcunt buzzwords in your posts is pretty self-explanatory

>>87390239
when are you going to realise that it's a bad idea to keep on replying?
it's just some faggot who wants to get /got/ banned through spamming the same shit over and over

>>87387470
who else but Miranda?

so were the writers (if they can be called that) so focused on wrapping up littlefinger's plotline that they equipped arya with cats paw and forgot the she already has needle?

sure, they can excuse it as a poetic kinda thing, but if i had my own gun, the one that depended my life on many occasions, and they made me execute someone, i would prefer using my own

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>>87390177
I shupposhe that means waifus are off the table?

The age of Aegon ish over
The time of Petyr'sh Conquesht hash come

>>87390245
meh, in about 12 posts
but you bring up a good point anon
the sadcunt will starve from a lack of attention tho

>>87387367
More than likely also a greenseer

that episode, episode 6.

>sandor, beric, thoros in a cell
>jon and co ask what theyre doing at the wall
>"we're going north" (because of vision hound saw)

>whole group go north
>sandor: "we're getting close, I saw that mountain"

so remind me, WHY THE FUCK were sandor and beric and thoros going north of the wall in the first place?!?!? they didnt know they'd meet jon snow and co

so were they just going north to check out a mountain sandor saw?

wtf dabid

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>>87390291
*blocks ur life*

>>87387794
>Allies
House Greyjoy
House Arryn
House Lannister
House Tully

The only houses a real threat then are the Starks and Tyrells but they're both separated from kings landing.

If stannis attacks I have the greyjoy fleet

>Marry
Cersei so I can cuck /ourguy/

>Hand
Blackfish

>Master of war
Barristan Selmy

>Master of laws
Yohn Royce

>Master of whispers
Little Finger

>Grand maester
Qyburn

>Personal harem
Daenerys targaryan
Sansa stark
Myrcella Lannister
Meera Reed
Every sand snake
Messandei
Mellisandre
and numerous others I can't remember at the moment

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>>87390259
needle is for stabbing, throat slitting is a far more aesthetic execution method

>>87390239
>everyone who disagrees with me is le buzzwords boogeymang because i said so
KILL YOURSELF

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>>87390337
>Lady Shansha, I believe you lied under oath when you said your aunt Lysa jumped through the Moon door? Does this not matter?
>Ah, I shuppoze we are taking a crippled boy's dreams as facts, then? Should all trials be settled this way?
>Do great deeds not weigh in on my innocence? Saving you from the Lannisters, returning you to your seat in Winterfell, saving your brother and bringing the Vale into your service. A fair trial is the least you can offer me.
>No? Very well. I shall demand trial by combat.
>Not even that? Fine, then the Night's Watch will serve me well enough, with the dead on the way you need every man you can spare.
>No? Very well, but you are a Stark, my lady. I shall not accept accept your sentence if you are not the one to look me in the eye and take my life yourself.
>Or, whatever, just have the goblin bitch mutilate my throat with my dagger. Then burn my body.
>Or you can just leave my corpse on the floor. That would be acceptable as well.

>>87390333
He saw it in the flames, a vision from R'hllor. You don't question R'hllor

>>87389753
what is the best season in your opinion?

>>87389753
what the fuck is a bradamante?

>>87390259
Also, didn't Arya gave the knife to Sansa in E6?

>>87386893
t-that wasnt real communism!

Azor Petyr

>>87386893
The high sparrow was assassinated by the bourgeoisie, clear sign he was going the right way. The reason that the masses did not respond to that is that same reason the Tyrell bannermen did not: stupid writing

why was mace tyrell such a useless cuck

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Who am I, Davos?

so we can all agree that daenerys was hottest in season 1 followed by season 7

So 1 > 7 > 2 , is for sure I think, rest is up for debate

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>>87390620
A truly evil man, my liege.

>>87390559
that was the point, olenna was the real ruler of the tyrell family, and even mace went along with it

>>87390651
>murder younger brother
who?

Can someone post the rpg dialogue pic of brandon being an absolute autist when talking toi sansa about the dress and shit?

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>>87391076
googled "bran stark fallout". not that hard, m8

>>87391145
It is when you are a ameritard

ALL HAIL KING STANNIS OF HOUSE BARATHEON, KING OF THE SEVEN MEMES AND PROTECTOR OF THE AAAAGGGGHHHH

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>>87390383
>Lady Shansha
i start giggling like a retard everytime I see this line

>>87391320
aye shabosh...

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>>87386663
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun. It is known.

>>87391445
but does the moon have bad pusi

>>87387107
EVERYTHING IS A MEME. LETS SAY LITERALLY MORE. LIKE, LITERALLY GUYS.

Ned banged Ashara prove me wrong

>>87391562
>strawmanning this hard
i am sorry to have upset you in this way

B+C=J

>chaos is a bladder
???

>>87390544
In GoT, the masses are meant to be assholes that love brothels to a ridiculous extent and any other sinful pleasure.

That's why the High Sparrow's pure congregation was such a revelation.

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>>87389753
>tfw been here since pre-season 3

>>87387336
Cat is cute, but not otherworldly, or even particularly remarkable like Cersei, Dany, or Sansa, so like 7/10. Lysa was the same when she was younger, but aged horribly and became a disgusting, unhealthy, obese cow who is trying to cover up her premature aging and shitty skin in inches of makeup. Pretty much every other sentence about Lysa is about how gross she is, I don't understand how you could miss it.

Why do normies love Tyrion so much?
He did literally nothing of significance throughout the series and have only been a burden on people he was with

>muh blackwater bay
Tywin saved the city there with Tyrells, city would've fallen if it weren't for him. Not to mention the wildfire was being produced under Cersei's orders, Tyrion just seized them. And using a ship was probably Bronn's idea, he was talking about how dangerous it is to use catapults to throw wildfire.

>>87391445
> godess

>goDDess

CAREFUL NOW ANON CAREFUL

>>87391667
because he's a manlet

>>87389753
lmao i would kys myself if i have stayed here for this long

>>87391667
>wildfire was being produced under Cersei's orders
Wasn't it leftover caches from the Mad King's years?

>>87389753
>Euron=Daario
>Merlings
>Darkstarposting
>CLEGANEBOWL was just one dude
>Rickonfag
>Maturemen vs Frogfags

I dreamed I was old

so what's beyond the wall in essos
is it wight walkers, just like in westeros
or something else

>>87391667
Tyrion used to be charming for like two seasons before excessive whitewashing made him boring. And then things got even worse when they ran out of book material and made him stupid on top of boring. I think most people are holding out hope that S1-S2 clever, funny, scheming, cynical Tyrion will make a reappearance. Or they're just rooting for the perceived underdog because that's what they're supposed to do when consuming media.

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>>87391753
>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi /tv/, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

>>87391820
>threadly reminder with ros
Man, I miss the time where the show's biggest issue was tacky sexposition.

>>87391872
>Season 4, episode 6: “The laws of Gods and Men”
>Stannis and Davos dock at Braavos harbor
>They go to the Iron Bank
>On their way the people throw coins at them, yell “beggar king! beggar king!”
>Stannis tells Davos to pick them up, they need all the help they can get
>Davos kneels in the mud and then Stannis kicks him in his belly
>cut to the IB hall, they talk with a hook-nosed banker
>”Why come here, Beggar King?”
>”It is the Iron Bank, is it not? And I have a plenty of people that need to pay the iron price.”
>”You will have to give us something more than death of your enemies”
>Davos goes pale, Stannis grins and claps hands
>Melisandre enters with a boy with madness in his eyes and runes carved into his face
>”We took him out of the water. I saw in flames that he spent three days there”
>The banker isn’t impressed. “What of it?”
>”It’s no regular boy. It’s the Bronze Royce of house Yohn, a not-so-distant branch of house Baratheon”
>The banker grins
>Davos takes Stannis to the side
>”Your grace, in the laws of Gods and Men there’s no one more acursed than a ki-”
>Stannis punches him
>”I have no need of weak and feeble. Need I remind you what did I do to that miserable bird Renly called Proudwing?”
>he turns back to the banker, who is wearing a crimson red cape now
>”R’HOLOR HUNGERS!”, he shouts.
>”R’HOLOR HUNGERS!”, Stannis shouts back.
>”May the many faced god have mercy on us all”,Davos whispers to himself

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>>87391753
>>87391820

Ser Robert Strong = The Undead Mountain
The Faith’s Champion = The newly repentant Hound
The Valonqar = The “little brother” who will kill Cersei
The Hound = The Valonqar

CLEGANEBOWL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYhqlOQ1vHY

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>>87391958
HELLO AND GODS BLESS

I AM XARO XHOAN DAXOS, RICHEST MAN IN QARTH. I HAVE A VAULT FULL OF RICHES, BUT NEED THREE OF YOUR DRAGONS TO BECOME KING. IF YOU SEND THEM TO ME, YOU WILL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILLDEST DREMS.

GODS BLESS YOU

>>87391735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqMrgvy9uMA
Pyromancer says they have been working day and night since Cersei gave the order, though I might be wrong

>tfw jannies actually deleted the early general some retarded bobbyposting redditfugee just made
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVotwiGJ_5Y

skip to 2:33

rest of the video is pretty funny too

>>87386900
Absolutely this.

>>87392005
there was no such general
you're just making shit up in an attempt to influence public opinion
what you're doing is similar to shilling

>>87392020
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/87391899/
there we go

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>>87391978
The fact that so many people still name the Darkstar "the greatest or most significant or most dangerous" man in Dorne only tells you how far Dorne still is from becoming a serious kingdom. Northern men have long recognized that their most dangerous man of all times was Cregan Stark, who was not the most famous or richest or best jouster of his time, let alone of all times. Citadel maesters rank the highly controversial Bloodraven over historical Targaryens who were highly popular in Crownlands. Dornishmen are still blinded by Dayne success: Darkstar chopped off more ears than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Starks grow up reading a lot of the Starks of the past, Maesters grow up studying the battles of the past. Dornishmen are often totally ignorant of their fighters of the past, they barely know their army numbers. No wonder they will think that Darkstar did anything worth of being saved.

>>87392041
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gourgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze.

These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.

>>87392041
>Dayne family has weird Targaryen-like features
>They have a sword named Dawn, made from a meteorite
>Eddard Stark is theorized in-universe and out to have had an affair with Ashara Dayne
>Gerold Dayne is a character in the story
>His nickname is Darkstar
>Gerold Dayne is Darkstar = Eddard Stark's Alien Orgy
>Eddard had an orgy with the Dayne family, and got Ashara pregnant
>The Daynes are aliens
>Gerold Dayne is Eddard Stark's bastard half-alien son

>>87392030
nice fake archive post that you posted yourself, so you could come here and flag falsely.
what you are doing is very similar to what jewish rabbis do on television when they tell you to send 200 dollars to the israeli war fund office because some german dude in the 1920s turned some jews into lampshades and bars of soap or something

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My name is Michael Westen and I used to be a Lord until...
"We have a royal decree of treason, you're exiled."
When you're exiled you've got nothing, no gold, no lands, no knights. You're stuck in whatever city your horse was stolen in.
"Where am I?"
"Kings Landing."
You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A sword-happy ex-whore...
"Shall we stab them?"
An old friend who used to be a Goldcloak.
"You know Lords, as useless as nipples on a breastplate."
Family too...
"Hey, another Raven from your mother..."
....if you're desperate
"The smallfolk need your help Michael!"
Bottom line, until you kill that vicious cunt Cersei... you're not going anywhere.

>>87392072
>4plebs
>fake archive
weak damage control, anon
not going to bother responding to bait that bad anymore

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>>87392069
>similar physical appearance
>both have blue eyes
>Euron's location was unknown during Dany's conquests and left Westeros shortly after Victarion
>Daario wasn't in Meereen during Balon's assassination and Kingsmoot
>Euron brought a huge amount of swag to Kingsmoot
>Daario earned a huge amount of swag after the siege of Meereen
>Euron's sure that Dany will marry him and he'll get the dragons
>Daario tried to convince Dany to organize Meereen's own Red Wedding, which is a weird coincidence
>The Warlock prophecy mentioned "three mounts you must ride, one to bed, one to dread and one to love." Dany has had sex with three men, Drogo, Hizdahr and Daario. Drogo is the one to love, Hizdahr is the one to bed so by elimination, Daario is the one to dread. Dany saw 'grey lips' when "dread" was mentioned. Euron has grey lips and is a GREYjoy.
>Euron's the biggest threat Dany's facing (acc. to Moquorro)
>Daario is a pretty pointless character with an unknown motivations
>There were always month+ gaps between Euron's and Daario's sightings, almost two months long before Balon's assassination.
>It's implied that Euron's using quarthian warlock magick while sailing, so anything makes sense chronologically.
>Horn's ownership must be paid in blood - Euron killed a king once.
>Euron's introduced as a cunning chessmaster and seems to be playing Victarion in some way, yet he didn't do anything yet, and isn't even in Meereen.
>"Euron's gifts are poisoned"
>"Her love for Daario is poison. A slower poison than the locusts, but in the end as deadly."

And:
>after Daario's actor being specified as "any race except caucasian" in the casting material, HBO made him white after all.
>GRRM said in a post-ADWD interview that there is more to Daario than there appears to be

And finally:
>Daario leads a mercenary group called the Stormcrows
>Euron is known as "Crow's eye"
>Euron describing himself: "I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last"

it fits

>>87392083
see now you're just using buzzwords like "bait" and "damage control" in a very poor attempt to make it look like you won the argument even though you got called out very hard
what you're doing is very similar to what jewish canadian millennials do when they get on /utg/ IRC discord webcam to show off their gay asshole full of coconut oil and claim that marine le pen is the reincarnation of hitler bismarck

>>87392139
CLEGANEBOWL TIER:

Cleganebowl

Contributing Tier:

Variety of Art Dumps and OC
Quotes from the books and Snapshots
Dunk & Egg and Laughing Knight
/Roose Change/
Dreams, Prophecies, Predictions and Conspiracies
Giant/Wilding/Northern Trade Development
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JEOR: Tell my son... Jorah Mormont, to join the Watch.... my dying wish....
SAM: Who, Lord Mormont?
JEOR: My son, Jorah Mormont...
SAM: Jorah Mormont...

[cut to Jorah looking over the prow of a ship]

DANY: Is everything alright, Jorah Mormont?
JORAH: Yes... I was just thinking about my father, Jeor Mormont. He's the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, I wonder how he's doing.

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>And through the smoke another wedge of armored riders came, on barded horses. Floating above them were the largest banners yet, royal standards as big as sheets; a yellow one with long pointed tongues that showed a flaming heart, and another like a sheet of beaten gold, with a black stag prancing and rippling in the wind.
Jon sees a hero approaching

>"I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?"
Stannis on being the Mannis

>Robert, Jon thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Owen, but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!"
Jon sees the Mannis

>"I shall bring justice to Westeros. Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat. And some will lose more than the tips off their fingers, I promise you. They have made my kingdom bleed, and I do not forget that."
The Mannis

>Ned found it hard to imagine what could frighten Stannis Baratheon, who had once held Storm’s End through a year of siege, surviving on rats & boot leather while the Lords Tyrell & Redwyne sat outside with their hosts, banqueting in sight of his walls.
Eddard Stark

>There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man.
Varys on Stannis Baratheon

>This is Stannis Baratheon. The man will fight to the bitter end and then some.
Tywin Lannister

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NEEEEEEEED

FEATURE IN MY ALBUM

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Friendly reminder that Lyanna was a trap.

It's just not realistic that a 13 y.o. girl could beat someone in a tourney (if she's not Brienne), but a 13 y.o. boy, on the other hand...

>When another boy, say, Lyonel, is born, Rickard thinks he already has enough sons, but a girl would be useful for his 'Southron ambitions'.
>So he raises Lyanna as a girl. But she still enjoyed boyish pursuits like horse riding, etc. >When Rhaegar learns she is the Knight of the Laughing Tree he sees her change, so he learns her other secret too
>she expects him to be disgusted but on the contrary
>Rhaegar has an epiphany: he's always loved traps. That's why he married Elia who is 'flat as a boy' - she reminds him of a boy in a dress
>He falls in love with Lyanna and expresses it by crowning him the Queen of Love and Beauty
>Lyanna is all too happy to elope with Rhaegar because she's afraid Robert would raise a scandal when he learns about her dick
>When Ned and Howland arrive, she guesses that Rhaegar is dead and chops her own dick off in grief
>Because she thinks their misfortunes are a punishment from Gods who hate traps
>Ned is shocked when he finds her, Rickard kept the truth even from her brothers
>Lyanna asks him to promise not to tell anyone as she bleeds to death.
>Jon is the son of Brandon and Ashara

>>87392081
Is he one of Robert's bastards? Based

>>87392098
then why in the show they don't look the same

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tfw your sigil is a shitty fox

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Why did they butcher his character in the favor of a foreign whore, lads?

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>>87392306
That's an old pasta from before the show introduced Euron. I'm just nostalgiaposting because I'm sad that after all the effort that went into creating these pastas and theories they will never be posted again.

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"And Robb. Robb who had been more a brother to Theon than any son born of Balon Greyjoy's loins. Murdered at the Red Wedding, butchered by the Freys. I should have been with him. Where was I? I should have died with him."

>>87392460
reek's painful death fucking when already?

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>Eurio spoke. "My little brother, Cleganebowl, would see us bonded with reddit, and claim /r/asoiaf. The sweet waifufags would give us 3DPD and shitposts." His blue lips twisted in a smile. "Waifufags prefer sweet cunnies to theories. Cleganebowl wants a westeros.org thread, not a few /got/ threads. From me, you shall have the truth."

>"I shall give you chapter timelines. Prophecy interpretations. 93 ships. Ironborn disguised as Tyroshi. Motivations and deceptions, silent women on daggers, captured fleets, the scorn of reddit and the westeros.org, tower of the hand and Not a Blog. I say we find the truth! I say, we find the most fitting theory since R+L=J." He glanced at Stannismod. "All for the greater glory of our /got/, to be sure."

>For half a heartbeat even Stannismod was swept away by the boldness of his words. The mod had dreamed the same dream, when first he'd seen the copypasta in the threads. We shall sweep over the redditors with truth, root out the false theories like Daario = Benjen and Jaime and Cersei are targs

>"Eurio" Frogfubro called, "did you leave your wits with D&D? How can Daario be Euron when he's in Meereen and the Shield Islands at the same time?"

>"Why, do you not read the books. Did the fatman teach his readers so little of reading between the lines? Cleganebowl, our shitposter here has never heard of Warlocks, it would seem."

>"Warlocks?" Cleganebowl crossed his arms against his armored chest.

>"That copypasta you read I found amongst the shitty script that was S4E5, that no bookfag has dared to view but me. You heard its call, and felt its power. The 93 ships captured by Daario matches the 93 ships of Victarion's Iron Fleet."

>"IT FITS" screamed Anonymous.
>"EURIO, EURIO, EURIO" screamed Smirkfubro and Firefubro

>Then it was Myrcellabro the mod heard, as he filled his posts with copypasta. Piracy, Lawfag and Kingfagstag shouted out as well, and even Dany Janitor. The cry swelled, became a roar. "EURIO, EURIO! EURIO KING!"

>>87392098
if you're going to eurio correctly at least add the
urrathon night walker you faggot and the corsair king.

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>>87392351
The hero can't be a fucking cis straight white male who values duty and justice

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"My son Wendel came to the the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter ... but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home."

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>>87392513
if only he knew how hollow revenge is

>>87392481
euron is daario, urrathon, and the corsair king.

Reminder that there are much better stories than Game of Thrones and they actually have ending

Codex Alera
Night Angel
Mistborn
Riftwar
Hyperion Cantos
The Wheel of Time
Anything by Glen Cook

You are wasting your time with this crap

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>>87392540
I'M WRITING

>>87392540
i've never heard of these shows

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Fool’s blood. King’s blood, blood on the maiden’s thigh, but chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom, aye, aye, aye.

Under the sea the old fish eat the young fish. Up here the young fish teach the old fish.

In the dark the dead are dancing.

Under the sea the merman feast on starfish soup, and all the serving men are crabs.

Under the sea the crows are white as snow.

Away, away, come with me beneath the sea, away, away, away.

I will lead it. We will march into the sea and out again. Under the waves we will ride seahorses, and mermaids will blow seashells to announce our coming, oh, oh, oh.

Under the sea, men marry fishes.

Under the sea, smoke rises in bubbles, and flames burn green and blue and black. “I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.

Under the sea no one wears hats. I know. I know.

Here we eat fish, under the sea, the fish eat us. I know. I know.

Under the sea, you fall up. I know. I know.

The shadows come to dance my lord, dance my lord, dance my lord. The shadows come to stay my lord, stay my lord, stay my lord.

Clever bird, clever man, clever clever fool

Under the sea it snows up, and the rain is dry as bone. I know. I know.

It is always summer under the sea. The merwives wear nennymoans in their hair and weave gowns of silver seaweed. I know. I know.

Under the sea, the birds have scales for feathers. I know. I know.

"Clever bird, clever man, clever clever fool," said Patchface, jangling. "Oh, clever clever clever fool." He began to sing. "The shadows come to dance, my lord, dance my lord, dance my lord," he sang, hopping from one foot to the other and back again. "The shadows come to stay, my lord, stay my lord, stay my lord. " He jerked his head with each word, the bells in his antlers sending up a clangor.

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>>87392564
>*writes eternally*

>>87392582
>/got/ spacing

Literally meme characters: the show

>le witty imp
>le tragic burned man
>le damsel in distress
>stannis le autistic mannis
>king in le north
>le ebin assassin
>le gay man
>le friendzoned guy
>le bitchy queen
>le bastard
>le stronk wymyn
>le ebin psychopath
>le 20 goodmen
>le sneks
>le stronk man
>le cunny
>le black man
>le CIA
>le serious man
>le no balls
>le sexy man
>le pornstar
>le witty mercenary
>le one-handed knight
>le kniggit man
>le frog eating gril
>le mother of le dragons
>le incest child
>le witty grandma
>le witty liberal homeless man
>le fat guy
>le chubby nice man
>le old wise man
>le little boy
>le disfigured little girl
>le minority
>le boat guy
>le whore
>le dead guy
>le norwegian beard guy
>le ginger minge
>le tragic tortured no le dick guy
>le smirking wymyn
>le cock merchant guy
>le big dick guy
>le honourable decapitated guy
>le princess of dorne
>le sexy red womyn
>le normal name guy
>le fat king
>le not in this show anymore
>le big guy
>le gigantur nun

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>>87392540
>TWoT

>>87392595
>>le black man
how is being black a meme

>>87392540
>there are much better stories than game of thrones

>posts all of that shit

jesus anon. i'd rather be illiterate

>>87392595
i hope you fall down some stairs and break your neck and the last thing you remember doing is writing this post. i feel that is the only way you would ever realise what a worthless, pathetic waste of space you are.

>>87387336
>massive titties
Wut?

>>87392632
>he doesn't know

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>>87392656
>newfag doesn't recognise pasta

>>87392306
Because D&D are a couple of hacks? Besides, a show doesn't give you the same freedom with concealing a man's face from the viewers but not the people in the story. Consider how the whole deal with Whitebeard's identity went off the window. They'd have to only ever show him from ambiguous angles, ever concealing his characteristics, before making the big reveal. And the voice, that's a deal breaker, the audience would instantly recognise him.
I'd say, for all intents and purposes the books and series have gone their own, separate ways and are no longer canon to each other