Bake off live

Dont like flo
simple as

Julia a cute

for the longest time i thought paul hollywood was this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzlmWWdjEQ

>>87363221
>tfw julia is married
nooooooooooooooooooooo

>she will never bake you a cake and offer you a blowjob as an apology for the undercooked sponge

STOP TALKING WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH FULL OF FOOD FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST. THEY CAN EDIT OUT THE BIT WHERE YOU FUCKING EAT AND SWALLOW BEFORE GIVING YOUR OPINIONS

>rating julia over sophie
sort yourselves out

>this cast
???????

there's something off about Prue Leith (the new knock off Mary Berry


she's the sort of person I could imagine protecting Jimmy Saville from arrest for some reason. bet she hates foreigners too

How would you rank Julia, Sophie and Kate lads?

>>87363530
>hates foreigners
>protect jimmy
Liberals are the ones who defend pedos, and i'm saying this as a liberal. It's going too far

>>87363448
Sophie's fit, but Julia looks innocent and thus submissive. Elite tier waifu material

>>87363170
>>>/lgbt/

it cant be that difficult shaping a fortune cookie

>>87363577
I have seen a few arguments and articles by psychologists arguing that paedophilia is a sexuality.

An impossible position to defend, and an idea that will win very little support. But morally and ethically a scary question to ponder over, in the small chance it was in fact true.

HAHA Time For Talking Whilst Eating

>>87363577
So... you defend paedos?

>>87363675
>not allowed to post about a television show
>on a japanese image board dedicated to discussion of film and television

I....

>>87363533
fuck julia, marry kate, kill sophie
>regret my decision to marry Kate and engage in an affair with Julia

>>87363592
This, and she has that cute 'almost talking in a regional accent, but with a hint of her original accent' thing going on.

I like the scouse

chink wins the fortune cookie task
didn't see that coming

You ever get the feeling Paul's a bit sleazy and hits on the female contestants off camera?

>>87364009
Of course. He wasn't even subtle about it with Rose.

sophie is best girl, simple as.

>>87364009
If by 'hits on' you mean 'rams them up the arse on their workstation' then yes.

I quite like the posh totty, but julia is this year's bakefu

>>87364009
Sure I heard (from multiple grills) he was having an affair with Ruby Tandoh

>>87364009
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2342525/Paul-Hollywood-gets-flirty-contestant-food-show.html
>But Paul, 46, seemed more interested in Cathryn than her bread-making skills as they shared the counter at the food expo in Birmingham.
>Last week Paul’s wife Alexandra, 49, reportedly asked him to pack up his belongings and leave their Kent home, after he was romantically linked to his American Baking Competition co-host Marcela Valladolid. Having filed for divorce, his estrange wife has cited adultery as the reason for their marital breakdown

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>biscuit board game

>>87364142
There are rumours every year about whichever young woman is doing well. I think it's the same female jealousy that drove all the candice hate last year. Pretty sure Ruby is full lesbo though

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Can't wait for Noel to show up dressed as Old Gregg for the final

>good boy star biscuit
How many GBP does that cost?

>>87363170
jesus fuck
How many hosts does one cake show need?

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WHAT GAS MARK IS IT?

>>87364333
Two judges and two presenters.

>>87363170
why did they replace every woman on the show with these new women here, but keep paul?

>>87364453
Mary, Mel and Sue didn't want to move to C4. Paul has no integrity.

>>87364453
He stayed for the money.

The others had loyalty.

Flo out this week!

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>buying fondant

>>87364501
And what do they do now?
LOL!

>>87364588
They've been given the Generation Game reboot on the Beeb.

>>87364588
mel does a weekend show on magic fm i believe

God that polish chick is fit

>powerful piper

L E W D
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W
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>>87364580
Or the /g/man

>>87364588
Mel & Sue are revamping the Generation Game on the BBC.

Mary Berry is busy fending off death.

based steven pushing the boat out as per usual.

I'd do the admiral chick. I'd make her keep the hat on too.

>>87364714
>>87364638
>generation game

why.

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>edible dice handled by everyone else

>>87364714
>Mary Berry is busy fending off death.
She just had another series a few months back

>>87364714
Pretty sure mary berry is an immortal

Why did flo look so upset at how good that chessboard was?

Stacey's absolute shit but the amount of camera time they've given her these past two eps makes me think she'll survive.

>>87365093
because shes a slag

based steven triumphs once again

>gay man good at baking

Shocker

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>Chris gets eliminated
>Immediately bread week

Fuck yeah, bread week is best week

>>87364256
She is.

>>87364142
Paul seems like a pretty good dude to me, idk. He's just kind of a chad.

>>87365169
Knew it, they always have to have that awkward middle-aged woman.

Nowhere near enough julia this week

>These literal retards on the undatables will be getting laid before you

>>87364142
Ruby is a lezza

Who /DrFoster/ here?

>>87363283
kek I watched that years ago. He's no match for 'the taxman' brian cokerill

Any milfs that look like the good boy baker?

>missed last weeks episode
>use 4on demand to catch up
>sit through 3 minutes of ads
>it's loaded the trailer
>change it back to episode 1
>3 more minutes of ads
>15 minutes of the show
>3 more minutes of ads
>boots me to the bake off "directory"
>click RESUME
>3 more minutes of ads
>15 more minutes of show
>3 more ads
>booted out again
>click resume
>3 more minutes of ads
>the episode has started at the very start
>skip to where I was
>3 more minutes of ads

fuck channel 4

fuck 4od

fuck the new bake off.

>inb4 you get ads

I do when I am trying to watch the show in the living room with my gf.

>>87366971
yeah 4od ads are truly heinous. they must be losing traffic to other stream providers.

there's been a few shows i would've watched if not for 4od ads. the ads at the start and after watching half the content is a reasonable trade. ads when you forward is fucking infuriating

>missed it

I hate my life.

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>>87363170
>>87366971

Vaguely thought about watching it but I saw Toast of London series 3 on Netflix instead. Had an abortive attempt watching it on 4OD a while ago for the same reasons.

I fucking hate how Channel 4 snatched Bake Off from the BBC, it was the comfiest thing ever and I resented the move from the moment I heard about it.

But now
>Paul Hollywood still there
>Sandi Toksvig
>Noel Fielding
This could actually be good. Mel and Sue weren't that great anyway. Who's the Mary Berry replacement?