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>>87298688
The Thread that was Promised!

>>87298688
Please do not bully fat Riker, he can't help eating so much

>>87298767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi3_xMeuoLs

>>87298796
>unlike cordy, the cunt
Oh man, she fucked up everything

>>87298824
So does every "worker" who gets fucking pregnant. It shouldn't be a thing. Women should not be paid the same as men if they can't be reliable.

>>87298688
man the 5th movie was full of kino shots but the story was kuso

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>>87298749
Yes, it is I, Crusherposter. Before I go to bed, I'll post all of my STV screenshots to prove my claim.

>>87298824
They should unironically just hire a new actress in those roles. Maybe just pretend it never happened, blatantly ignore fat chicks.

>>87298824
Story?

>>87298777
<ship's computer laughs>

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>>87298848
Do you think they aren't allowed to get pregnant? Do you know for certain that every female actress has a "no pregnancy" rule in their contracts?

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>>87298946

>>87298848
Why shouldn't they be paid as much as men? They only work fewer hours and do easier jobs. They should actually be paid more than men just for showing up. I mean, after all... doesn't their very presence brighten up the workplace? They should at least be paid for that.

>>87298921
No one should be allowed to get pregnant. Pregnancy implies sexual intercourse. Intercourse is degeneracy.

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>>87299011
kek

>>87298767
the mans 6.4ft and has serious back problems, everyone leave him alone

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>>87298824
if she had just been honest, s4 could have been so different
>>87298868
no you don't get the reference, don't worry about it its not related to trek

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>>87299056
Would unironically live here 10/10 comfy

>>87298767
>>87299055
Fat Riker is sooooooo fat!
He boarded a turbolift and it turbocouldn't.
He replaced his sonic shower with a Sonic Drive-In.
They need a tractor beam to pick him up when he falls down.
He can't even run a holosuite program without getting winded.
He needs two containment beams when using the transporter.
It turns out that he was the one who ate the Selay ambassador.
He isn't allowed in Ten Forward anymore for fear the ship will tilt.
He isn't allowed to cat-sit Spot anymore for fear he'll eat the cat.
His scale gained sentience and asked to be permanently deactivated.
He was the first person in Starfleet history to run out of replicator rations.
He was banned from Risa after being classified as an "ecological disaster".
He caused the USS Pegasus to crash when he leaned against the warp core.
They have to evacuate the whole deck when it's time to drop his "personal log".
Scan him with a medical tricorder and his blood type is Arcturian spaghetti sauce.
Scan him with a regular tricorder and he'll register on its sensors as a small moon.
According to Data's calculations, it takes 4.7 stardates to walk all the way around him.
They had to cancel a true TNG/DS9 crossover when he couldn't fit through the wormhole.
He pried the metal casing off his combadge because he thought there might be chocolate inside.
He had to replace the holographic chef when even he said "Come on, buddy, haven't you had enough?"
When Q was asked "Could Q create an object so heavy that even Q could not lift it?", it turned out to be Riker.

>>87299089
This post's presentation is aesthetically pleasing, though I disagree with the nature of the content presented.

>>87298868
Charisma Carpenter got pregnant while she was playing Cordelia on Angel, and Joss Whedon flipped his shit and killed off her character, after basically assassinating her character first.

>>87299089
>He isn't allowed to cat-sit Spot anymore for fear he'll eat the cat.
>not "he isn't allowed to cat-sit Spot anymore for fear that the cat will get crushed"

ONE
JOB

>>87299089
Your post only haphazardly elongates per line, it isn't aesthetic, 1 out of 10.

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>>87299166
Don't orthogonally respond to me ever again.

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>>87299142
That's because Joss is a faggot who thought Conner was a good idea. Around Joss You lost.

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>>87299089
You're supposed to be over 18 years old to post here.

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>>87299210
Connor was fucking awesome. Finally a kickass male who wasn't completely cucked in a feminist power fantasy. Only low point was when Faith beat him up

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>>87299292
Conner is universally reviled, you're baiting, how dare you insinuate you have such bat taste.

>>87299011
Even consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

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>>87299292
agreed really and unirronically, I never got all the conner hate, and i'm the one who called cordy a cunt earlier
>>87299371
he might be baiting but i'm not, conner gets a bad rap

>>87299376
Yes. Procreation implies sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse implies the continued survival of the human species. Continued survival of the human species is degeneracy.

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>>87299371
But post-connor Wesley is universally acclaimed.

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>>87299380

>>87299461
And it gave us prime Holtz never forget the most Based character in all off angel or buffy for that matter

>Voyager can be operated by a single person

the fuck lmao

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>>87299478
My last one.

>>87299659
Which ep?

>>87299677
Year of Hell 2, and Waking Moments

>>87299142
>Dennis Pearson finally gets justice
>Makes friends with Cordelia
>Lives with hot ass Cordelia from there on as a ghost
>She suddenly gets pregged and dies
>Dennis is left alone without his shower buddy

Being ghost Dennis is suffering

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Would replicated pork be kosher or halal? Is any replicated food kosher or halal?

>>87299696
don't forget workforce. voyager is a joke.

>>87299703
god damn I completely forgot about dennis, that poor ghost what happened to him? did the comics cover this?

>>87299718
Neither, it's not actual meat

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>>87298688
>Star Trek V
>a film dedicated to theological themes and the question of existentialism with regard to God
>Star Trek: Discovery
>there is to be no mention of God whatsoever because this is a strictly atheistic medium and we're following Gene Roddenberry's vision and he was always atheist in his storytelling

I mean, I'll give it a fair shake but seriously I am not hopeful for this in the least.

>>87299696
>>87299743
All these also show that if shit gets fucked it's a much bigger deal than it is when there's a crew around.

>>87299718
re-sequenced proteins aren't meat, its irrelevant

>>87299743
What if Janeway were preggo during "Workforce"?

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>>87299830
Don't forget that the dumb as bricks SJW literally told an actor
>you can't say "for god's sake"
>say "for fuck's sake" instead
>this is an order

>>87299847
But isn't meat just sequenced proteins? So replicator meat would be recycled proteins.

>>87299850
She would have plenty of milk for her coffee.

>>87299949
proteins from all sorts of shit sometimes literal shit it ain't meat

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>>87299949
But it's not real meat, that's why Vulcans eat it

>>87300032
Right, but some of it WAS meat.

>>87299949
Muscular tissue has a hell of a lot more going on than just being a lump of proteins.

>>87299897
That's exactly what I was referring to
What more evidence do you need that the people working on STD haven't even watched all the show?
And I mean TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY and ENT. Even if they hate it they have to watch it all for research so they have context and reference but noooooooo

>>87299830
>>87299897

The new Klingons in Discovery aren't russians anymore. They are a conservative religious clan that wishes to bring back the glory of the past. This alone has me already riled up.

>>87300092
maybe

>>87300131
>Klingons
>Russians
Actually, that was the Romulans

>>87300230
Romulans were the Chinese.

>>87300131
>They are a conservative religious clan that wishes to bring back the glory of the past
So, the Russians?

>>87300230
Sort of its both by tng the romulans were chinese and in TOS the klingons are russian but so are the romulans kinda

>>87300131
but why are they purple?

>>87300259
What? How the hell do you work that out?
The Chinese weren't even a thing back in the 60's, it was all cold war paranoia
Why do you think they got Chekov instead of Lu Kim? Or Sulu for that matter? Because the Japanese were still a contemporary issue because of the interments of 1942

>>87300263
>russia
>religious
you said wat now?

>>87300322
no during tng the romulans being super sekret and mysterious with connections to the klingons (russia) its very blatant, with TOS it is a bit muggy

>>87300131
I desperately want those idiotic looking new Klingons to be the other end of the Human-Klingon DNA splicing, an artificial genetic offshoot brought about by trying to make Klingons even more fierce.

>>87300324
It's true
Orthodox Christianity is the prevailing national religion and is still widely practiced by the populace

>>87300322
No one had any goddamn clue what was going on in China at the time, just that they were supporting the Soviets. That's Romulus to a T.

>>87300372
they are ancient klingons who followed molar, its been confirmed, they still look fucking retarded

>>87300363
Yeah, I'm talking about TOS
I don't see how you read metaphors or similes about the Chinese into TOS

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>>87300131
oh shit.

>>87300374
yea but not the USSR cold war russia when they were sending christians out to die on ice, thats the TOS klingons, the tng Klingons are post cold war russia, because of Kronos's moon blowing up in st6, to parrell the economic collapse of the USSR, like I said its not that subtle

>>87300401
Well, at least there's that. The TNG on Klingon look is just too iconic to fuck with to that extent and make permanent. It would be like giving Vulkans a bunch of extra crap suddenly for no reason.

>>87300411
I don't that was someone else, but tng romulans are definitely china

>>87300520
I see them more as Axis era Italy.

>>87300486
Maybe their is a tiny chance real klingons from current era will show up, but I have no hope

>>87300581
I hope TNG and TOS Klinks show up, that'd be cool.

>>87300551
not in tng, they are secretive and 'dangerous' maybe your too young but during the 90s when tng aired, all this shit about the 'bambbo curtain' and the scary chinese the cold war was done and china was buying all russias shit for ww3 and shit, the way the romulans were shown in tng parrelled this perfectly, no one3 knew wtf the chinese wanted

>>87300647
I see them as Axis Italy for their penchant to backstab each other in a brazen manner like all Italians have done throughout history. Think of Machiavelli and how he was betrayed and what his writing has come to (wrongly) represent regarding mustache twirling villainy, or Rome and Caesar. The Chinese do this as well but not so blatantly.

>tiny Bashir taking the piss out of tiny O'Brien for not cleaning the engine conduits

kek

>>87300900
yea definently, they were space romans after all, its a mix axis italy works well, so does ancient rome of course

>>87300956
Poor O'Brian, even 'no fun allowed' Sisko gave him shit for laughs.

tfw tiny Jadzia will never climb down your urethra and ride your ejaculation like a surfer

>>87301136
I'd be more interested in cucking Bashir by stealing Ezri or kidnapping Kira to my space palace and forcing her to wear a Star Fleet uniform simply for the fact she looks so good in them.

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>>87301430
>Put the uniform on Mrs. Nerys!
Kira would have put the boots to him in Data's position, hardcore style

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i'm worried

>>87299830
Son Worship on Star Trek
https://youtu.be/WNfTwGu9FpU

>>87299897
even that nigga pickle rick prayed to god as the rain washed him into the street and down the sewer my nigga

>>87301765
>I provided this video for educational purposes
>Comments disabled

>the ship splits into 3 parts

do these ever show up again? This is dope

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>>87299830
>Star Trek: Discovery
>there is to be no mention of God whatsoever because this is a strictly atheistic medium and we're following Gene Roddenberry's vision and he was always atheist in his storytelling

Star Trek TOS: Bread And Circuses
Original Airdate: 15 Mar, 1968

MCCOY: Captain, I see on your report Flavius was killed. I am sorry. I liked that huge sun worshiper.
SPOCK: I wish we could have examined that belief of his more closely. It seems illogical for a sun worshiper to develop a philosophy of total brotherhood. Sun worship is usually a primitive superstition religion.
UHURA: I'm afraid you have it all wrong, Mister Spock, all of you. I've been monitoring some of their old-style radio waves, the empire spokesman trying to ridicule their religion. But he couldn't. Don't you understand? It's not the sun up in the sky. It's the Son of God.
KIRK: Caesar and Christ. They had them both. And the word is spreading only now.
MCCOY: A philosophy of total love and total brotherhood.
SPOCK: It will replace their imperial Rome, but it will happen in their twentieth century.
KIRK: Wouldn't it be something to watch, to be a part of? To see it happen all over again? Mister Chekov, take us out of orbit. Ahead warp factor one.
CHEKOV: Aye, sir.

>the doctor gave himself a cock
>Andy Dick wants the Doctor's dick in his database

eww

>>87300259
nigga those chinese people are some really evil niggas.
those niggas boil their dogs alive because they think it makes them taste better nigga
nigga i dont think those romulan niggas could be as evil as those chinese niggas are my nigga

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>>87299830
>>87299897
>ToS Kirk waxes poetic to aliens about Earth no longer having any gods
>Shatner directs a movie about the crews search for god

>Season 1 Picard sips tea waxing poetic about humans socially evolving past Earth traditions like money or religion
>TNG writers undermine this by progressively adding back more and more relatable contemporary views as TNG seasons go on.

>Worf waxes poetic once that the Klingon's killed their gods for daring to rule them
>Is defeated by a barrel and a mud bath

>Sisko pays for goods and services and plays baseball
>Is a god

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>>87302447
fuck off janeway.

>there's two defiant type ships as well as the defiant now

Nice of DS9 to mention that

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>>87302695
The traitor from the Native American guilt planet shouldn't be giving advice

>>87302808
Well the federation's lost its way. Dedicated warships in a peaceful exploration fleet? For shame.

>>87301737
So is the point where they have contact with Earth again because they ran out of story ideas, like in Stargate Atlantis

>>87302898
Not having your peaceful exploration vessels flanked by cloaked warships at all times? The feddies need to step it up.

>>87302969
They have contact with Earth again very quickly through subspace buoys and help from aliens.

>>87302695
>>87302809
If only their dynamic was more like this on the show... being stranded in hostile space should bring out the katty, pissy side of stressed out people

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>>87302809
that nigga chakotay isnt even a real native american nigga
nigga he doesnt even put a feather in his hair like this real native american nigga

>>87298777
You should see what they wrote on Spock's shirt

>>87303169
I hope that faggot was called out about the fact that only some plains Indian tribes ever did the feather in the hair thing. And you got the honor of wearing one only for brave deeds like punching a bear in the face and not getting brown the fuck out by said bear.

>>87303441
>brown the fuck out by said bear

eww

>>87303441
>and not getting brown the fuck out by said bear.
oh my.

>>87302898
The federation NEVER made warships, as they were all about peaceful scientific discovery.

However they have made a few "escort" ships that have more shielding and firepower then most enemy warships ever fielded.

But honestly given how advanced human tech is these escort ships are not as powerful as they could be. The Defiant was really the only one that came close. But really the Maquis with Federation resources would be a frighteningly realistic and powerful human force, but that would be too dark for Star Trek.

>>87303459
Bears toss their shit like apes, so I guess.

>>87303495
The defiant was literally the first federation warship, designed solely to fight borg. It's really good at it though. No special science shit or crews' families or any of that. Just war.

>>87303441
i know thats right my nigga
that nigga chakotay was trying to misappropriate real native american nigga culture and should be ashamed of himself my nigga
i just hope that real native american nigga with the feather never sees chakotay because he might make that nigga cry

>>87303597
It's a tactical escort vessel, not a warship.

>>87303495
The Pegasus was a testbed for strike-first espionage
The Defiant is purpose build to sodomize the Borg
The Prometheus was a prototype built to assess dangerous foreign powers

>>87298767
Riker is not fat, the proper term is pleasantly plump

>>87303667
It has a cloaking device and never escorts shit.

>>87303745
Rolly Polly Riker

>>87303667
The fuck are you smoking?
>The Defiant-class starship, officially an escort vessel, began development around 2366 as a small, highly-powered, heavily-armed warship intended to defend the United Federation of Planets against the Borg.

>The Defiant-class starship was a heavily-armed, limited-role Starfleet vessel, a warship, the first Starfleet ever truly designed. It was developed in response to the Borg threat as originally encountered in 2365, After initial and hostile first contact with the Borg, Starfleet did what it hadn't done in decades, place greater emphasis on Starfleet's essential role in the defense of the Federation. Drafting plans for such a defense required a starship(s) capable of fighting against the Borg.

>>87303807
In the episode where Sisko and Dukat are trapped together, it's mission is escorting a Federation troop transport with 30,000 Federation......"security officers" on board

>>87301955
Prometheus was a mistake.

>>87303140
>being stranded in hostile space should bring out the katty, pissy side of stressed out people

Stargate Universe was complete shit, though.

>>87303849
>Design
>In the final draft script for "The Search", the physical appearance of the Defiant-class was initially described thus; "The ship should look a little clunky compared to other Federation vessels we've seen – this ship was built primarily for battle, not exploration or science."

>Size
According to Hutzel, during the early development stages of the ship, the Defiant was to be "a new hot battleship that would really set a new standard for an action ship in the series. First, there was lots of talk like 'How big is the Defiant?' Well, we'll make it really small and really powerful, that it would be so powerful and scary, nobody would mess with it." (USS Defiant, DS9 Season 3 DVD special features)

According to Doug Drexler, "The size of the Defiant was a hot potato from day one. Rick Berman wanted a small pocket battleship (a couple times longer than a runabout, with the girth of a regular starship), Gary wanted at least 500' [152.4 m]."

>>87304012
Only because none of the crew had any charisma or chemistry

Say what you will about Janeway but Kate Mulgrew did a good job being a psycho bitch in that role, as did Picardo in his. Had Stargate Universe either of the type it would have done better.

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I dunno about this episode man

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>>87304290
Space potatoes are better than hookers and homophobia

>>87304437
Was that the one with space foot washing

>>87304527
Yes, the fact that everyone writing for the show got embarrassed about the episode still amuses me.

>>87298946
>>87298921
they actually climbed up the cliff and stayed there for days to shoot the climbing scenes. they slept up on the cliff.

today it would just be someone laying down on a green floor and pretending to be climbing.

Question, if Riker was really the ship chef on Enterprise, how come the crew didn't starve to death?

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>>87304643
I actually liked that one but yeah I can see why

>>87304752
I don't buy that, desu. I watched the movie recently and the rock wall looks like it's made of plastic in some shots. It looks pretty real and it looks like they actually filmed on location in that area for some of those scenes but it doesn't seem right to me that they actually had Shatner hanging off the edge of that mountain.

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>>87298688
Idk if I like VI more because of its own merits, or the constant 90s Saturday afternoon broadcasts. I think that movie is the most aired ST movie on 90s cable tv.
https://youtu.be/t2TDf9XU09k

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>>87298767
>the episode where Riker meets his soulmate

I cry everytime

>>87303849
Yes, it was designed to "escort" Borg ships out of Federation space, with or without their consent. As well as "escort" ambassadors ships into hostile areas for face to face negotiations.

>>87304971
>I wasn't a child in the early 90's watching reruns of Star Trek VI every other week

Why even live

92 is too late. God, if I could only have been born a couple of years earlier.

Anyone else tried the ST mod for stellaris? Got it yesterday, suprisingly comfy so far playing as humans, just formed the federation with my Vulcan and Andorian bros.

>>87302447
>Janeway strands her crew on the other side of the galaxy
>Turns it into a strange death-cult which must follow her like a god.
Janeway was alright.

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Best single episode shape-shifting Star Trek waifu, prove me wrong.

>>87305627
Of course she is, her being being hopped up on space coffee with no sense of right and wrong doesn't stop her from being correct about the situation.

>Chakotay tells Torres that the Dominion helped the Cardies wipe out the Maquis
>doesn't mention Starfleet nuking their planets

kek

>>87305790
A KOOO CHE MOYA

>>87305779
>with no sense of right and wrong
She has a sense of right and wrong. For example she knows that there are wrong ways of getting the crew back to Earth - any method that doesn't involve heading in the general direction of the Federation at warp 2 while stopping to inspect every little planet along the way is heresy

>>87304437
>homophobia

What a retarded concept. Why do so many faggots delude themselves with the notion that straight people are "afraid" of homos? Stupid morons. Disgust does not equal fear.

>>87305964
There is still the sentiment that they want homos to disappear completely, though. Wanting something to go extinct implies a fear of some kind.

>>87302809
>Paris, the engines are down, find Torres to annoy them back online!

>>87305964
Pro tip, read the filename of the post that one was responding to.

was ensign wildman a ship-slut, or why took it over six months for her to notice being pregnant?

>>87306134
Sounds like paranoia to me. Personally, I don't care what queers do in their own bedrooms, but when they want to waggle their dicks at kids in public, that's where I draw the line.

>>87306145
Protip: why don't you just sit down and shut up or go eat a dick or something if all you want to do is play internet police.

>>87306593
>when they want to waggle their dicks at kids in public

There are non gays who do this as well, though. What's the point in making the distinction?

>>87305685
woah, hey wesley

>>87306832
Pedophiles don't have parades, you moronic poof.

>>87306944
What?

>>87307222
100 for an upright, and 60 for a desk lamp.
Why?

>>87307398
??????

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Have I mentioned the fact that Picard was a worthless incompetent?

>>87304954
Of course not. Any real climbing scenes were done by professional climbers. One would have to be pretty damned stupid to think otherwise.

>>87298688

>It's a OP-shares-an-IP-address-with-Bill-Shatner thread

>>87307534
Yes, almost every thread

they need to do a star trek tv series focused on klingons. it would be game of thrones, but in space.

after the dominion war. Chancellor Martok is purging the empire of corruption and restoring honor and the old ways. yet there are many noble families that are resisting. while many commoners are trying to take advantage of the chaos to climb the ladder. While all this is happening. Several of the Empire's subject alien races have banded together in revolt. Trying to form a new faction and free themselves from klingon rule. A new and powerful enemy is also on the horizon. they're from the delta quadrant and are starting to poke in around the back side of the empire. that is deep with in the beta quadrant.

>>87308037
holy shit yes

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>>87307534
You've mentioned it more times than I've mentioned how hot Gates McFadden still is.

>>87308037
>>>/pol/

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>>87308240
>ywn run your hands over her saggy, leathery skin, and then catch a whiff of that fishy smelling slime oozing out of the canyon which lies between her stretched out, wrinkly meat flaps.

Why live?

>>87308240
I like Crusher poster and the ensuing butthurt almost as much as fat Riker posting and the way it summons that guy who calls everyone a twee faggot.

Why is Dax guilting Worf for leaving her dying ass behind to complete the mission?

She's a really shitty officer

>>87299079
>>87299056
That's weird, I felt exactly the same, like a sanitized Mos Eisley. Just as grungy but less deadly.

>>87308446
I like the fact that trektards like you haven't got a single clue about what the word butthurt actually means, and hilariously display their ignorance at every opportunity.

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>>87308240

>>87298989
>you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
What did Spock's brother mean by this?

>>87308517
And the dumb fuck fell for it and went back for her

Nice going Worf, retarded Klingga

>>87308638
>trekkies not knowing butthurt
Wat

>>87308703
Yeah, but they just know it feels bad, so they project it on others. They still haven't got a single clue about what the term actually means.

>>87308819
It's much like when a libtard calls a /pol/ack a "snowflake", and suggests he go to his "safe space". They actually have no idea how stupid it makes them look.

>>87299830
I thought Muslims were confirmed for Discovery?

>>87308694
>Klingga
kek

>>87307534
I actually really liked the Xindi storyline. The whole epic suicide mission was cool in such a small ship. Best part of the series, it felt a little directionless after all that.

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>"What does god need with a starship?"

>>87308980
muslims are progressive, christians are not

Stop forcing Star Trek 5. It is the worst TOS movie.
1>6>3>2>4>5

>>87309125
>muslims are progressive
Then how come they keep trying to kill people who are against them?

>>87309332
>says 5 is the worst
>puts 1 as the best
Your opinion means nothing.

>>87309378
Because they are brown people of color oppressed by the evil whites.

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>>87308410
>>87308656
My boner will not be stopped.

>>87309332
It's still kino though and I like all of the TOS movies.

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is it really gay if hormones are used?

>>87306866
Looks like a dog taking a dump.

>>87305179
At least you remember a time before smartphones I hope? Those poor bastards don't have a fucking clue.
Its alot better now in some ways. It's alot easier to find obscure sci fi than it was then. You're not limited to what's in cable or at the video store.

>>87309663
I had some really amazing times watching some of the obscure lower budget premium cable channels (that my dad somehow got us free).

Also remember the midday weekend-TBS tier edits.

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Star Trek gets its first canon gay couple, okay, that's fine.
But why not guys who are more attractive? Look how ugly they are.

>>87309663
Yeah but nothing is special anymore. Movies meant more to me when my entire selection was limited to what was available at video stores. I could go there and pick out the tape with the coolest box art and see it it's good. Now I can get pretty much anything delivered to my doorstep in 2 or 3 days and look up reviews or see the general concensus and the mystery is all gone. It's boring this way.

remember when star trek had a unique visual style and didn't look like every other sci-fi franchise out at the time

>>87309944
>Come to the cinema to watch our amazing new blockbuster movie
Nah, I think I'll forgo the hollering chimps tea-party and stream it in pixel-perfect clarity to the comfort of my living room in two months. It might not be 'special' any more but it sure is a lot more convenient and I appreciate that.

>>87309883
Yes, very ugly. They should've hired more jewish looking actors.

Where's the guy who was watching the movie with young Kira

I need your pictures

>>87310147
>Autism: The Post.

Wow, that's so interesting, anon. Please elaborate.

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

>>87310497
to get to the top

>>87310497
Because it's there.

how the fuck long was the cardassian war if Janeway was a Lieutenant during it

>>87309423
Same guy here. If you marathon TOS and then go to the motion picture you get to appreciate it. You can see the huge difference in budget. The plot is a rehashed TOS episode sure, but the movie looks amazing.
The rest of them feel like TNG episodes-tier production films. But that is just my opinion.

>>87309108
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>87309102
>it felt a little directionless after all that.
somehow they forgot about the plot in general.

>end of Xindi story
>second enterprise from a timeloop
>child of trip and titpol in charge

>fast forward to end of s4, "terra prime"
>phlox: "apparently humans and vulcans can't make a baby, bummer!"
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

>>87308037
Klingons a shit

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>Dukat secretly used to bang Kira's mom

>>87298688
Star Trek 4 is the best Star Trek movie and will never be topped.

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>>87311604
Dukat can't resist those nose ridges, man. Even when he's on an undercover mission to release demon shits on Bajor.

i dunno why i can't sing into facebook

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>>87311604
He also called Kira at 4 am to tell her he fucked her mum

>>87311988
?

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Phlox is the most likeable character of all the Star Trek universe, prove me wrong

>CGI cheshire smile
>take care of everyone who is asleep on board
>walk naked in the ship
>have 3 wives
>heal Porthos
>is not an hologram
>sleep once a year
>counselor of the ship
>banged the interim medic
>clone someone just to harvest the organs
>resistent to alien mind control
>linked to the Borg hive mind
>xrayed the borg bots out of his body
>genocide an entire species because muh prime directive
>administrate a facelift to the entire klingon race
>CGI blowfish face

>>87309378
Because they are descended from the half brother of the one from whom the jews descended. Both jews and muslims are descended from Abraham, who had two sons, one from one woman, and one from another woman. Each set of the descendants of Abraham claim to be God's chosen people, believes the other should either convert or die, and neither one will give an inch. However both sets of descendants believe that they have the right to either lord over or kill all outsiders, and that is why both sides commit so much wanton murder. The only difference between them is that the muslims kill openly, while the jews kill stealthily.

So now you know.

>>87312603
Certainly the most likeable between voy and ent.

>>87312603
>still tries to stay in contact with his estranged son

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OP, I own a copy of Star Trek V signed by the entire TOS crew, and even I can admit that movie is a steaming pile of fucking hot garbage. Even the poster was a fucking abomination. Bill knows it too, when I had him sign it you could tell he knew deep down that film is an affront to humanity. Spock's half brother leading a militia of mongoloids with rock guns to go chill with "God". Kiss my fucking ass.

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>>87309102
Enterprise was the only Trek series that was good from the very beginning. Seasons 1-3 were the best. Season 4 was when the quality started to fade. Most all of the stinkers are in season 4. I'm actually glad it was canceled early. With Coto in charge, it could have quickly devolved into yet another woefully gay PC fest like tng... only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies, as it actually seemed to be moving in that direction.

>>87313293
no trek thread is complete without this pasta

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>>87311911
>>87312202
>it's true
>Dukat actually fucked Kira's mom and cucked her dad
>Kira's mom was goddamn a collaborator
>Dukat knew this whole time and never said anything
>he was biding his time to fucking troll her to death eventually
>kept hitting on her all those years and this was why

Jesus Christ DS9, what the hell

>>87313359
Cardassians think that open displays of hatred are the same as flirting.
>No, Kira please I already fucked your mom I dont want your love
>Sisko you are my greatest rival, we're two peas in a pod always showing absolute courtesy

>>87310429
Fuck jews and fuck their worthless shekel factories.

How's that?

>>87311266
see:
>>87313293

>>87313273

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who gets legit mad when they talk about that movie. I'm a normie too, not some comic con neckbeard that can't hide his powerlevel but that movies really pisses me off.

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Debating whether or not to remove him from the box. I only paid $4.50 for him (they had lots of figures for 50% off) and it goes for a lot more on eBay; however, due to the damage on the box (that hole in the plastic for example) I don't know how much resale value it has. I would like to display him.

>>87313359
And to top it all off Kira saved Dukat's life

fucking hell that was insane

>>87313591
>>87313273
The share your pain scene was good, mostly due to Deforest's performance, but yeah fuck that movie.

>>87313273
>Spock's half brother leading a militia of mongoloids with rock guns to go chill with "God". Kiss my fucking ass.

This is almost directly par with the original series.

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>>87313687
I just bought this. I really gotta stop going on ebay when I'm hammered. I don't even know what I'm going to do with it. I can't put it in my bedroom, if I did I might as well hang a sign that says "No Girls Allowed" on the door too.

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>>87313293
There were some good elements in season 4. It wasn't all bad. The Vulcan and Romulan arcs were good. But fuck that overrated fag Data as well as his fanbase. The Klingon/augment arc could have been 1000% better without his stupid face chewing up most of the scenery.

The finale was appalling, and the token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

Also, let's not forget "Bound", that retarded green Orion slut episode. You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless, pond scum-colored cunts even mildly attractive. And don't even get me started on the whole, "The slaves were really the masters all along" bullshit. The only thing good about it was the fact that Trip was immune to their smelly twats.

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>>87313913
That's pretty cool that it's autographed. I always liked his casual attire too.

I'm day drinking and trying to resist buying this autographed photo of Jonathan Frakes. I want to hang it in my room somewhere but I don't know how I would explain it.

>>87314204
>leg u
>signed right on his crotch

of course

>>87313913
>Choking hazard
Just like real life Shat.

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>>87314204
It's weird seeing the non-photoshopped version of this picture

>>87312603
Best doctor of the series next to Bashir

>>87314140
>tfw Terra Prime was not a season enemy

Imagine a Star Trek season mainly focusing on identitarian crisis on coming to term reasonably with a prime directive logic to respect each other borders but still cooperate.

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>>87299718
Can you replicate popcorn? Would it be popped?

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>>87314244

lel be careful he might be reading this and you'll be the next one to have an "accident"

>>87314480
>Popcorn kernels: hot
it works for tea rite

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>>87312603
Possibly banged T'Pol as a last resort to cure her of her surprise pon-farr attack.

>>87314395

If you're rating them above Bones I challenge you to an irl fight right now 1v1 me faget.

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>>87314792
>translator not working
better kiss that alien chick before she finds out

Did Bakula tried to meme harder than Shatner ?

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>>87314398
Need Hoshi to decipher that before I can offer any meaningful response.

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the only time a toilet has been seen on Star Trek. It was closed and Kirk was sitting on it in Star Trek 5.

There are no toilets in TNG, Voy, or ENT. Despite us seeing the vanity sink, shower, or bath tub.

>>87315106
Oh my.

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>>87315023
That's actually one of my favorite season 1 episodes. I think it would have been great if Archer had decided to take her with them... at least for awhile.

>>87314398
>replying to pasta

>>87315268
In one of the behind the scenes things, Frakes said there was 1 bathroom on the Enterprise-D

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>>87315106
Fucking knife ears

Get the fuck out of Earth

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87315268
maybe they all have piss bottle collections they pour into the replicator recycling once a month.

>>87315106
Not attractive sorry

>>87315502
>implying there isn't a hole with a forcefield to shit out of

>>87315525
?

>>87315525
That woman is more photoshop than flesh.

>>87315557
maybe with re-sequenced proteins you don't need to shit anymore

>>87315682
what so you just keep getting larger?

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>>87315268
>no toilets on ENT

Wrong.

>>87315429
How does his translator work anyway ? How can he pass for a local with that ? Doesn't it sound like he is dubbed when adressing to a non-english speaker ?

>>87315787
What's the purpose of the stickyout bit

>>87315874
they're the warp nacelles

>Implying Worf doesn't eat everyone's shits

There's a system of tubes on every deck that people shit into and they all lead to a trough where Worf sits and gobbles their steaming logs when he's not on the bridge. It's canon.

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>>87315268
I'm listening right now to Trip complaining about how he has to explain to a middle school class how toilet work on the Enterprise

>>87315787
despite all the time they spent in an officer's bathroom, on the show. you never see a toilet where it is supposedly is on that schematic.

the showers also open in a different direction.

>>87315821
No one cares but people like you.

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>>87315948

>>87315908
Nah the middle blob

>>87315949
but you never a toilet, and they spent a lot of time in bathrooms.

>>87315974
see:
>>87315978

>>87315821
MAGIC

>>87315986
At the back? That's the impulse engine

>>87315787
>command bridge not at the center of the ship
Franyly, I never understood that. Don't you want maximum protection for where the captain is at ?

>inb4 borg logic

>>87315821
DS9, Quark, Rom, and Nog had tiny ear buds in their ears. Which were their translators.

though I don't know how that works for people with out translators.

on ENT. it was a little box they wore on their uniform.

>>87315948

It's true, all of it. Michael Dorn told me right before he and Brent Spiner raped me in the back of the convention hall.

>be on Starfleet's first Warp-5-ship
>have to work in Laundry, washing the Captain's panties with skidmarks
FAITH OF THE HEART

>>87316082
that schematic isn't accurate to how the ship was presented on the show.

also the bridge is on a different deck than the one being shown.

>>87316135
Yeah but you get to sniff and lick T'Pol and Hoshi's panties too so it all evens out.

>>87315787
>decon near shuttlebay
>no decon near airlocks
hmmmmmm

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>>87316036
No. Stargate is magic. They could have made up a shitty explanation about how there is a common language on Abydoss and everywhere in the galaxy that every SG team member must learn but they just said "fuck that".

And yet they managed to make Daniel Jackson useful as linguist. That... THAT is magic.

>>87316135
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

You'd be surprised

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>>87316082
You're looking at E Deck.
The bridge is on A Deck.

>>87316412
Same comment
>command bridge not at the center of the ship

The safest place on a ship should always be the command bridge, not the sickbay.

>>87316249
There are 45 sheets in the entire set of deck plans. I'm not going to post them all just to answer a lot of stupid questions. Try not to be so dumb.

>>87316412
But the bridge is at the top

>>87317113
It's on the top of every ship, moron.
Do you even watch the show?

>>87316928
wtf is your problem

>>87316623
>>87317265
Unless there's a battle bridge.

>>87299440
So much this.

>>87316301
Why do I already know what that is without having to visit the link? I was supposed to be a fireman or the champion of boxing

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>riker, his uniform extra extra large

>>87317704
Holy shit that's really truly funny

>>87317389
Of course, let's put the captain, the pilot, the comm officer, the scientific officer and the tactical officer on the command bridge right at the top of the ship.

>>87317892
>dat scene where the ceiling of the bridge is literally sliced off
haa haa

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>>87317704
>La Forge, when he saw his skin color

>>87317892
I mean they aren't literally using armor, shields n shit. Plus they always take damage in the teen decks so clearly the command bridge isn't in the line of fire anyway.

>>87317704

>riker, when the belly dropped

So has Section 31 just been running in secret ever since the founding of the Federation?

They don't actually report to anyone in Starfleet or the Federation Council?

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>riker, his plate empty
>riker, when the seconds came

God I'm already sick of the Hirogen

Literaly fucking Kazon tier

>>87318139
Section 31 existed before it was called Section 31, according to ENT. Secret organization that answers only to themselves.

>>87318653
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA literally the funniest post i ever read

>>87317704
>>87318062
>>87318653
I unironically rike these posts

>>87319703
THIS. SO MUCH THIS

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>>87317704
>troi, her sensing of hostility

Startrek

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>>87317704
>crusher, her neck skin like dried jerky

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>>87304190
>Kate Mulgrew did a good job being a psycho bitch in that role
I legit thought Mulgrew was a good actress. Especially compared to the other woman they were going to cast for the role. Geneviève Bujold was flat as a fucking plank of wood.

>>87316132
>raped

>>87320532
Mulgrew was good, Janeway was bad.

>>87317892
In all earthbound naval and merchant vessels, the bridge is also on top. Are you people actually so ignorant that you really didn't know this?

>>87319970
She actually looks like her buttplug just exploded.

>>87321245
In space there is no top.

new bread

>>87321768
>>87321768
>>87321768

>>87321365
probably forgot to reroute the plasma conduits through the impulse relays and beam tachyons out the deflector dish.

>>87321788
Oops

>>87322014
>>87322014
>>87322014