PREACH!

Well, she's right

Low test Betas need not reply

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>>87239302
>Sofie Hagen is a London-based Danish comedian
>comedian

That one girl in The Princess and the Frog is pretty fat. Everybody likes her.

>>87239333

The idea that we need a fat Disney princess is hilarious, what are you on about?

>little men
wow she's shaming men for unchangeables while promoting changeables or something you can write it better but you get what i mean

>>87239302
I'd rather be little than planet-sized

>>87239302
Disney may actually do this, but they'll create a character that looks like Christina Hendricks rather than Melissa McCarthy.

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We need a Nazi princess.

>>87239302
The only issue is that princess are supposed to be attractive and worth saving

>>87239302
>and the associated prince MUST BE STRONG AND FIT
>and the associated prince MUST BE STRONG AND FIT
>and the associated prince MUST BE STRONG AND FIT
>and the associated prince MUST BE STRONG AND FIT

>>87239302
>it made men sad
No, it just makes us laugh. Why can't women understand humor? Why can't they understand that we shit on people just for laughs because that's what men do?

>>87239302
What we really need is a THICC Disney princess

WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS THAT SQUISHES MEN WITH HER BARE FEET AND GETS THEIR JUICES ALL BETWEEN HER TOES AND CLEANS OFF HER TOES AFTERWARDS

WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS THAT SQUI

>>87239302
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Brunhilde

/thread

Y A S S
Q
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S L A Y

>>87239302
Didn't they cast a fat asian chick in the latest episode of their princess sci-fantasy series, the Nu Star Wars?

>>87239333
She makes jokes about pastries?

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Fat hate thread?

Fat hate thread.

lol she looks like Roseanne Barr

No one likes to watch fat people unless it's a big fat party animal in a Hawaiian shirt. Trying to normalize degenerate behavior and characteristics is no virtue.

Fucking feminists and liberals (this tub of shit is clearly both of those)

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I thought Fat Princess was problematic and misogynistic?

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>>87239497
my sides

>>87239497

low test fuck off

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>>87239302
She clearly just wants a chance at more roles, which is surprising considering how many rolls she already has.

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>some literal nobody's Twitter
>starting a shit fit about literally nothing
>gets posted on 4chan ad nauseum

So why is this getting posted on 4chan so much? Is it reddit cross posting? Or are Soros' minions trying to get this shit trending?

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>>87239302
What's the matter little man, afraid to Let It Go?

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>>87239571
>if you say no you are oppressing her

my fucking sides

>>87239571
you've never heard of sofie hagen? have you been living under a rock? she's verified on twitter

>>87239571
wut

>>87239574
>less than 100 retweets
Who gives a shit

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>>87239679
the only reason I know this European feminist comedian exists is because some retard cross-posted this bullshit on /pol/.

She sounds like the German version of Amy Schumer.

>>87239302
But being fat is bad. We want to make characters kids can look up to.

YAAAAS QUEEN FILLET

>>87239773
Half of the people whined about on here, I would have never known or been exposed to had it not been for this board.

Really makes you think

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>>87239814
>being fat is bad
You say that, but how do you know for sure? Fat people can be just as healthy as healthier people.

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>>87239302

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>>87239854
Yeah, it makes me think of who the OP is and what his end game is. It's not like he's getting upvotes for this.

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>>87239411

>>87239574
I want to rub Elsa's tummy after she's eaten a whole chocolate cake!

>>87239302
YOOOOOOOOS
KWEEEEEEEN
SLEEEEEEEEEE

>>87239302
Copy and pasting that was the most exercise she got in years

>>87239527
The woman in the thumbnail isn't even that bad looking. Bitch had a fit over nothing.

>>87239542
lol

Thiccc princess when?

>>87239773
this is crazy true though
Skinny girls are actually the ones being oppressed now. They are trying to redefine skinny as being gross.

>>87239927
>this is on the borderline of being underweight

So it ISN'T underweight, then? Also I would like to see a survey asking cunts to rate male bodies, I wonder if they will pick the fat slobs over the super low fat musclemen, hmmm.....

>>87239571
4chan has always been about laughing at retards

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>>87239854
Try pointing this out on /pol/. I've tried. It didn't go well.

What you need is to put down the fork. You won't die early if you don't have a fat Disney princess, but you will if you don't lose weight. Stupid bitch, get some priorities.

>>87239302

Do you think if she wasn't obese she would be less mentally ill.

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>>87240182
>I would like to see a survey asking cunts to rate male bodies

>>87239333

Dunno. I'm laughing

>>87240259
This is rage fuel

Wish I was born gay.

>>87239571

>Blue checkmark

She's an influential comedian, hater.

> to be a Denny's waitress
Fixed

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>>87240363
yeah, and Ghostbusters 2016 is certified fresh and it also destroyed an entire division of Sony pictures specifically made for producing Ghosbusters sequels

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yikes

>>87240175
I honestly don't give a shit about the whole fat acceptance movement and whatnot, the only thing that seems to bother me is the apparent hypocrisy of arguing that "big is beautiful" while in the same thought arguing that "big girls deserve hot guys [read: fat girls shouldn't have to settle for fat guys]"

>>87240259
>lives with parents
Dating girls if you live with your parents isnt that hard desu unless you're over like 30. online dating in general is bullshit though since ugly and fat whores raise their standards.

>>87240453
>tfw I'm a boy with that body (minus the boobs) and everyone always tells me to eat more food everytime they see me and growing up people would always ask my mom if I had a medical condition.

Being aushwitz level skinny is terrible

>>87239522
How the times have changed...

>>87239411
sauce?

>>87240504
>boy
So I take it you're either underage or mentally ill?

>>87240453
that is one skinny bitch

>>87240504
You're a product of a single mother household, kill yourself.

>We need an alcoholic Disney prince

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>>87239302
Belle is already the representative for girls with a healthy amount of curves. Belle is a book nerd with a healthy appetite. She's drawn as being very soft bodied with plenty of baby fat still in her face. She has a small waist when she wears a dress but that is due to corseting and her having a healthy distribution of the fat in her body. Her breasts are also quite large for a Disney princess.

>>87240620

American detected.

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>REEEEEE Stop oppressing me by being prettier than I am!

>>87239408
Christina Hendricks isn't fat. She's thick in all the right places.

>>87240777
Christina Hendricks has spanx in all the right places ha ha

>>87240636

Don't ever talk that way to me.

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>>87239571
why does this enrage me so much
i don't even like women

>>87240359
Don't worry you can still choose to be gay.

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Don't mind me, just posting the best Disney Princess.

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>>87240791
I'll give her some spanks.

>>87240504
Same here, but i really like it. Makes look way younger.
23 and 114 lb, i eat like a pig and nothing. Feels good.

i'll settle for a disney movie that isn't shit

>>87240730
Belle is the best official canon disney princess.

>>87240777
Thick=fat

Hate to break it to you.

>>87240843
Too white

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>>87240943
"thicc" is a tumblr/liberal psyop designed to get 4chan people to buy into fat acceptance and HAES.

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>>87240559
Fake as fuck my man

>>87240730
Why does reading that give me an erection?

>>87239302
Nah, we don't.
The last thing we need is to continue to able fat acceptance feminists and their unhealthy state of mind.
Fat acceptance is and should be: you accept being fat and you do something about it or you don't.

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>>87239571
>YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER
>#rape culture

>>87239571
So obviously fake it's concerning that no one's pointed it out so far

I'm sure some people have sincerely made points just as heinous as this, but the execution is a dead giveaway

Being fat should be illegal, i'm $100% serious.

>>87240943
She's not fat though. She's bigger than most women, and she's plump, sure. But she's still banging.

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>>87241058
It shouldn't. If you can afford to be fat on your own dime and not hinder anyone else then by all means be as fat as you want. But I am not going to pay for you to be fat.

>>87239854
This is most likely true for a majority of this site's users but I live in San Francisco and actually associate with these people
Sometimes it's even worse than the screencaps

>>87241071
You can want to bang a fat chick. Nothing wrong with having a preference, but those words are just a nice way of saying fat.

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>>87239571
So if a fat woman asks you for sex it's rape?

>>87241094
This most be a pretty good place to let off some steam then.

>>87239302
We already had one, Ursula. She was powerful as fuck and had an incredible song. She was princess because she was Triton's sister. Checkmate, fatty.

>>87239571
>not having sex with a lardass
>rape

>>87241171
She's a villain and that just re-enforces the idea that fat people are evil.

>>87241140
I was raped by a fat girl once. Legit raped.

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>>87241205
Why didn't you run? It's not like she could catch you.

>>87241137
Look, a little chub is acceptable. A ham planet is not. I like fit women, I like plump women. I don't like ham planets. Calm down.

>>87241205
Why didn't you just slowly walk away from her?

>>87239527
So she doesn't evenj try to refute the picture but instead goes for an angry rant? Why would someone do that? Bitch at an image made for the purpose of offending?

>>87240259
>>87240359
It shouldn't be too infuriating. Men date across and down the social hierarchy, women date across and up. They're the bottlenecks of reproduction. This makes sense given the difference between our sexual organs

>>87239302
In the end she gets kissed by the prince and turns into a beautiful princess.

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>>87239302
>We need a fat Di...
ck.

Landwhale fuck.

>>87239574
>draw a fat version of elsa
>make her face remain thin

Of course.

>>87241221
>>87241230

I was poor, met her on a blind date from okcupid. Went to a bar she paid, got.me super drunk went back to her place. She started kissing me, i told her i should be getting home (even drunk me wasnt into it) she just kept saying no i need to stay and she wanted to fuck me. I kept saying no, then she got naked pushed me on the bed and sat on me (i was still clothed) kept saying i needed to fuck her i kept saying no. She kept rubbing my dick through my pants and said it turned her on that i kept saying no. Eventually i gave in and took my pants off and slipped my dick through my boxer hole and she rode me.

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>>87241410
That is fundamentally how all fatties think of themselves.

I actually like fat woman.
It helps to identify women that have a problem with addiction, and mental health issues. So there is no issue with gene contamination in my bloodline. (Also, fatties smell)

>>87240504
I'm quite skinny too, 5' 11" and 129 lb
I don't have it as bad as I could since I have freakishly broad shoulders that prevent me from looking too frail, but it's really annoying how people you don't even know will randomly take it upon themselves to give you diet advice. It doesn't feel good to be told that your very presence triggers insecurities in girls who wish they were thinner
Sorry? Your options are to either keep looking or look away. If you really want to look like me, take appetite-destroying Adderall for three years as a kid and voila, you'll be completely disgusted by the thought of eating food 75% of the time once you're done. Lucky you

>>87240612
I say boy because I don't feel like a man at all, I don't have a family yet and I just play video games all day.

>>87240636
wrong

>>87240876
Yeah me too, everyone thinks I'm 10 years younger or more, especially when I shave.

>>87241432
We need the apocalypse already

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>>87239571
>tfw no thicc goddess asking me for sex

>>87240970
>not 'the unmoved'
missed opportunity

>>87239497

holy shit shakesville i remember this shit

Wasn't Moana a fat princess?

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>>87241496
Good call.

>>87240775

No one hates women more than women.

>>87241187
She asked for a fat princess, not a good princess.

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Remember when you could make fun of fat people on network tv?

>>87240504
>>87241462
Fellow Skinnyfag here, I honestly don't think it's that bad. I always find it funny as fuck when girls get jealous of me and it's actually a pretty good way to bang them. As an added bonus parents of friends of mine keep giving me free food which frees up budget for my disgusting hobbies.

>>87241594
Fat people used to be funny. I don't know which one we lost first.

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>>87240978
Because everyone wants a pale soft-bodied bookish QT with a boobs just big enough to be a handful.

>>87239677
This compilation makes me really hard.

>>87239302
Imagine being so fat you run out of breath in the middle of a tweet.

>>87241680
>just big enough to be a handful
Not big enough.

>>87241680
I'd also like them to be white please.

>>87241520

Nah, bitch was an islander. Samoan or some shit. They keep their baby fat forever, but got muscles like a fucking ox under it.

>>87241464
>I don't feel like a man at all
/r9k/ is that way buddy.

>>87241680
is this chloe bennett?

>>87241680
Source?

>>87239302
they better post that the only type of prince/king that princess is gonna get is also a fat one

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>>87239927
So funnily enough what this study has found is that a man's hardwired biological imperative to find the healthiest mate has led them all to the same ideal shape: a woman who is slim and fit enough to be able to run away from the sabre tooth tigers (or at least outrun the tribe's fatties).

Obesity apologetics is pretty much a crime.

>>87239302
Christ, what the fuck is wrong with pigfat women? At least lardass men isn't that obnoxious. Kill all fatties.

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>>87241799
Nope.

>>87240504
You should dress like a cute girl

>>87242006
Usually when I see gravity kicking someone's ass like that it's because they're drunk

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>>87242151

>>87241635
i doubt you fucked any girl if you're that skinny.
you'd look like a little bitch.

>>87242006
The fuck is going on here? Did she pee herself? Why are they on the cemetery?

>>87239485
nice

>>87242212
Grave shopping

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>>87239527
>The rage inside me right now is white-hot.

>>87240404
>screencap includes Devin Faraci article saying hating ghostbusters is sexist
>6 months later he resigns in disgrace as his past sexual assault against a woman surfaces
lol

>>87241594
Remember when the woman in that scene was considered comedically fat whereas now she would be cast as average?

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>>87242662

>notice i'm gaining weight
>don't want to change diet
>exercise for an hour 2 days a week
>lose weight
I have no empathy for fat fucks. It takes so little to nip it in the bud.

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>>87242692

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>>87242775

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>>87239302
>We need a fat Di

>>87241276
Yeah honestly part of acknowledging that men and women are different is understanding that this extends to sexual preferences as well.

I couldn't justify to myself both believing that the pay gap is due to differing preferences (flexibility vs pay, inherent career preferences) and that the dating habits of men and women should be similar.

People are the way they are, and the only way to get ahead is to acknowledge that and then do your best to maximize your own value. We're not all born equal, and that does suck, but we are all entitled to our own choices and biological imperatives.

>>87239420
Well he has to if he is picking up a tank.

>>87239497
she's actually a really good writer

too bad nobody will ever care because she's fat lol

>>87242982
No one will care because
>PS the PS2 sucked
Which means her opinions are wrong forever

>>87242168
wtf?
context?

>>87241141
Not that anon, but every person I've met from that area on the internet cannot shut up about how much it fucking sucks there though I imagine if you troll SF themed shit on FB or Plebbit you'll find nothing but praise.

>>87241092
more like slow waddling shoes

>>87239373
Jesus fucking Christ do you have a little brain too, tiny? Can you here me down there, faggot?

>>87240128
When you stop neglecting your K key.

>>87243110
tiny penis man ha ha

>>87241276
>women date across and up.
>blacks
>across

>>87240775
Salty ass old white bitches.

>>87240106
Feminist enabler detected
She's obviously very ugly in real life since that picture is totally fake
>heaps of make up
>only showing head
>angled

>>87239574
More like Elsa let herself go

I bet they are going to cast that Escalade of an actress to be a princess. Can't remember her name, came out in AHS

>>87242982
It's not that she's fat, it's that she's large enough to be on that "My 600lbs Life" tv show. She makes other fat acceptance activists ashamed of themselves.

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>>87239333
>London-based Danish
how awful

>>87240745
Amerilard*

>>87242006
Well, at least she's already at the cemetery.

>>87242065
need a name senpaitachi

>>87241720
underrated post.

who is that woman?

>>87240036
I didn't know I was into this

>>87239302
No you don't. You need a realistically proportioned princess to reinforce REALISTIC and HEALTHY body images. You don't want kids being okay with being fat because even if you're totally healthy now that shit leads to health problems later in life.

>>87239485
>Shrek
>Disney
U wot m8?

>>87242006
MUH LEGS!

>>87242006
>black """"""""""people""""""""""

>>87239333
ingen kan lide hende

Worthless, pathetic whales.

>>87244012

If you care about diversity, why does it matter which studio it comes from?

Shrek sold better than most recent Disney films anyway

>>87239302
Twitter was a mistake

>>87239302
People like this are ideologically possessed. You could not have a normal conversation with this person.

>>87242168
I thought Natalie Dormer had some pancake titties but this bitch needs some Aunt Jemima

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>>87240970
that fucking filename

>>87239302
When did we start glorifying being at high risk for diabetes and cancer?

>>87239497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8mPchIyfE

>>87239542
I never understood this. Why do fat women think that guys don't like them? I often see fat women with guys who are atleast 1-2 points better looking than them when I go outside

>>87239435
They can't handle the banter.

>>87240259
>no source
I mean I believe you, but that picture has little to no value unless it has a source

>>87240106
>The woman in the thumbnail isn't even that bad looking.
that facebook angle

she's a hambeast under the crop

>>87239302
>We need a princess that promotes being unhealthy
Why stop there? Let's have a princess who smokes. A princess that does heroine. A princess that has bad hygiene. You name it. Everyone deserves to be represented

>>87242799
>>87242692
>>87241594
Is Al Bundy /our guy/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4k20BV6GwU

>>87239679
I think she may have been on an episode of Taskmaster. Someone called her up to translate Swedish.

>>87239485
>>87244012

Not Disney, but at least the concept's been tested.

>>87239677
>Doesn't like body shaming
>Body shames the woman in the Pic
>P O T T E R Y

>>87245196
>A princess that does heroine.
Heroine is a female hero, heroin is a semi-synthetic opioid.

>>87239927
>a correlation between higher BMI and perceived lesser attractiveness was also evident.
it's not just a perception, it's reality

thiccposters go to bed

>>87240259
>Tfw it's better to have a little dick than smoking
Feels good for ya bra
I've got a big penis personally

It's literally engrained in our evolution to want to reproduce with healthy women, so our offsprings turn out healthy with good genes. Why do moron unscientific feminists hold this against people?

>>87242151
reminds me of having to help my dad move my fat drunken sister one night

>>87242692
G O A T
O
A
T


no peg

>>87243270
kek

>>87239497
>why would anybody want to rescue a fat person in the first place
Because she's the princess and they've pledged themselves to her you fatfuck, wouldn't expect her to understand the concept of honor

>>87240203
That's because /pol/ is now Reddit: the board

>>87239571
>>87239527
>>87239497

She's not fat, but one of my friend's sister has a feminist tumblr. It's pretty fucking cringy. Wanna see?

>>87239302
I thought Disney introduced a fat new character in the nu Wars.
She's even an asian.
Probably for the sake of people like her.

>>87245991
yes anon, of course. these days too many morons link obvious troll tumblrs, always refeshing to see legitimate mental illness in its natural habitat

WE NEED GAS CHAMBER'S FOR FAT PEOPLE
WE NEED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR LIBERAL RETARDS
WE NEED GAS CHAMBER'S FOR FAT PEOPLE
WE NEED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR LIBERAL RETARDS
WE NEED GAS CHAMBER'S FOR FAT PEOPLE
WE NEED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR LIBERAL RETARDS
WE NEED GAS CHAMBER'S FOR FAT PEOPLE
WE NEED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR LIBERAL RETARDS

As a kinda fat person for at least 2-3 months now I know the only reason I've gotten to this level is apathy, self pity and gluttony. Really fat people are fucking gross. So since it made so many faggot cucks sad last time we'll repeat.

WE NEED GAS CHAMBER'S FOR FAT PEOPLE
WE NEED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR LIBERAL RETARDS
WE NEED GAS CHAMBER'S FOR FAT PEOPLE
WE NEED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR LIBERAL RETARDS
WE NEED GAS CHAMBER'S FOR FAT PEOPLE
WE NEED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR LIBERAL RETARDS
WE NEED GAS CHAMBER'S FOR FAT PEOPLE
WE NEED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR LIBERAL RETARDS

>lol look at me SLAAAY, I have no clue what a fat uggo fuck I am because fat cells have started to cloud my judgement, did I mention I'm a comedian, get to know me

Enjoy your heart attack

>>87240717
Anon, everyone is an alcoholic. Only weak people let it show and only stupid people talk about it. Man the fuck up and keep living.

>>87243653
Emily Barry

Fat is a race now?

>>87241421
>got hard
>got raped

just no.

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>>87239411
we already have one

>>87246358
>Got wet
>Had an orgasm
>Got raped

just no.

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>>87239302
>want fat recognition
>manlet shame

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Bundy thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU

The best part, as others have pointed out, is that these women were considered comically obese back in the 90's.

>>87240775
>implying white men don't do this with black athletes and celebrities

>>87246517
Name one time that has happened.

>>87246500
L I T E R A L L Y M E

>>87246589
nobody can be this wilfully ignorant so I'll assume you are baiting it happens on this board constantly

>>87246631
>Can't even name one time
Cool.

>>87246517

I've literally never seen that happen.

>>87239302
There actually was a fat Disney princess. Her name was Brumhilde and she was meant to represent Germany in one of Disney's WWII-era anti-German movies.

>>87239302
Saw Hagen live at Edinburgh Fringe. Was one of the worst shows I had ever seen. She starts the show by saying that she hopes her grandfather dies soon, and the next hour is her explaining why. At the end, it turns out that he's effectively just an older gentlemen who's been working hard his entire life to provide for her, and just wants respect in his own home. Of course this makes him a sexist, misogynistic psychopath (according to Hagen) and is reasonable grounds for his death.

Suffice to say, very few people laughed throughout and she got only a polite applause. She's a terrible comedian and an even worse human being.

>>87239302
I like that she pushes for a 2D animated movie when Disney completely stopped doing them because it doesn't net them as much money as 3D.
So Disney by pushing this ideology basically fabricated this push for them to do shit movies they don't want to make like the nigerian princess one. Can't wait for the amputee Disney princess or the transgender Disney princess.

>>87240404
>Graham Linehan
Why is he such a cunt? Does Twitter ruin people or just show them for what they are?

>>87246383
>getting wet and getting hard is the same thing

no. are women and men equal or different? make up your mind.

>>87246517
gossiping is a roastie thing

>>87246743
Women are shitty at comedy because they lack all self awareness.

>>87246801
>Moving goalposts and sperging out wildly
Alright then.

>>87242747
I've gotten like 5 pounds over my ideal, what exercises do you do?

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>>87239927
>in the year of our lord and savior two thousand and seventeen
>still using BMI instead of body fat %

>>87239677
Braaaapppppp

>>87240259
men know those things don't factor in if a relationship is good or not

>>87240775
The ones hating the most are women surprise surprise

>>87239302
>so many little men sad
oh so it's not ok to mock fat chicks but it is ok to mock manlets

>>87246832
I've seen my fair share of women comedians and some have made me laugh a lot more than a man, although on average I'd agree that women are less funny. Hagen is a different story though, she is just a genuinely terrible comedian. At one point she diverged from the show to rant about 'fatphobia' and at another point ranting about white men (this being Edinburgh however, half the audience were white men and so the reaction was less than she might have wanted). Just shocking.

>>87246743

This shouldn't be a surprise. This is a woman proud of being fat.

Being fat is is a blatantly obvious sign of a person who is;

>lazy
>greedy
>poorly disciplined
>selfish
>a uncontrolled mass consumer

They are bad people. It's one thing if they are trying to lose weight but suffer from one of the above character flaws. But proud fat people are OPEN about what horrible human beings they are.

>>87246862
Just do anything that gets your heart pumping. Running, cycling, swimming. There is no trick to weight loss anon.

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We need a fat Disney princess.
We need a fat Disney princess.
We need a fat Disney princess.
We need a fat Disney princess.
We need a fat Di

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>>87239927
>BMI 19 is borderline underweight
See pic related, is a 17, I don't see her underweight. fuck these people

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>>87239302
Who the fuck is this bitch and why is she getting traction? Is it all because she's a feminist hamplanet or does she actually write good bits? If an anon knows a video that's representative of her comedy routine I'd be extremely grateful because I'm not gonna watch an entire show.

On another note this lady seems as obnoxious and delusional as she is obese and revolting.
>It wasn’t until she moved to London that she realised – “I’ve been an actual idiot for years!” – and started to reconsider incidents from her past. One of her first open spots had been axed, for instance, because a man working at the gig was worried he might get drunk and cheat on his girlfriend with her. “When I came out as feminist, Danish comedians would call me and say: ‘Hey what’s happening? Do you need me to have sex with you, is that why you’re reacting this weirdly?’” says Hagen.

>>87240259
>more than 15% of OKCupid male users definitely wouldn't date a virgin girl
k

>>87247105
Because they think it means she'd be ugly as sh*t.

Probably can't fathom a girl waiting until marriage.

>>87247105
they probably asked if they were ok if the girl was sexually active

>>87239302
>(((((Verified))))) twitter

>>87239329
>THICC= FATT
End yourself

>>87239485
>Dreamworks
>Small fat
Try again

>>87247097

She's a fat pig who posts dumb shit on twitter that other women and nu-males repost constantly (including "jounralists") and along with comments like;

>brave
>devastating
>the perfect response
>hilarious
>it's everything

>>87247105
>>87247159

Some men are against dating virgins. They think if they fuck her she'll get too clingy and go crazy if he leaves her

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>>87239571
Now, where did I see a similar argument

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>>87240259
Why didn't they ask the guys if they would date a girl who has a small vagina/large vagina?

>>87239677
>drinking cool aid in the park, making pics for facebook/instagra/whatever the fuck
>someone takes your pic and makes a caption meme
>tons of retards start shitting on you because caption makes them angry
I wonder how this feels

>Fat woman decrying a lack of fat role models uses the phrase "little men"

Do women have a blind spot for hypocrisy specifically? Or do they lack the drive towards ideological coherency that would make them care in the first place?

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>>87240843
>Mortal that married a demigod
>Princess

>>87243014
>fat woman is gf to one of the nigs
>they get in fight
>skinny white boi starts filming it for worldstar
>"STOP FILMIN BRO"

>>87245106

Going out with relatives who are unfortunately bound by blood to show themselves with wales doesn't mean they are in a relationship.

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>>87241221
Thin? Holy shit, bitches are delusional as fuck.
I'm way thinner than she was and I consider myself a fatty fuck.

>>87239571
>you are actively oppressing her with your bullshit ridiculous standards of beauty
can't really argue with that
I have preferences

>>87247382
Welcome to Disney, they also count Mulan, Pocahontas, Alice, Esmeralda and Jane as princesses

>>87246358
bruh i get hard if a girl touches me. and i have sex regularly.
you aint a man if you dont get hard at literally anything

>>87246762
IT Crowd gave off a completely different vibe. I hate to put it in any definitive terms.

>>87247308
Were these posted by the same person?

>>87247525
This you can get hard without even be aroused.
It used to happen to me in college during the most boring classes where I was sleepy as fuck, then suddenly my boner decides to join and attend the class.
I dunno if it's a mechanism to keep me awake or what.

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Nani was nice and thick. not exactly a Disney princess but close enough

>>87247732
Yes:
http://coverartistlol626.tumblr.com/?ref_url=http://coverartistlol626.tumblr.com/post/133904351294/im-not-attracted-to-fat-girls/embed
And it only gets worse

>>87247805
Nani and that girl from El Dorado gave me some of the best prepubescent boners.

>>87247308
What font is that? Looks beautiful

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>>87239571
>Shambling, gurgling horror of corpulent, transluscent sagging flesh bursting at the seams approaches you, the unwashed fetid stench making your face pucker
>Demands you perform unimaginable coitus with it for the purpose of pleasing its Lord Dagon
>If you deny the creature you will be labored a gentleman of ill repute and forceful ravaging of women

>>87246761
>the amputee Disney princess
I feel that doesn't really fit with the rest. Amputees can't do shit for the fact they're amputees. Though really them being amputees doesn't stop them from just dressing up as any Disney princess.

>>87247874
San Francisco
it's the MacOS system font

>>87246761
>I like that she pushes for a 2D animated movie when Disney completely stopped doing them because it doesn't net them as much money as 3D.
I can root for that tho. All of Disney's 3d movies almost look the same.

>>87247805
shes propper T H I C C tho

>>87247935
Thanks, Just installed it, and looks absolutely gorgeous

>>87246743
>even the Guardian only gave it 3 stars
It must be bad.

>>87240876
30 here.
I used to be like you.
Start working out and learning to manage your appetite now because you are in for a wild ride.

Metabolism changes at 25-28. Suddenly all that food calories you are burning through with ease will turn on you, and you will begin packing the pounds so fast you won't even realize it's happening until it's too late.

I still have stretch marks in my ass.

>>87249208
>stretch marks in my ass.
stop stuffing big dongs in there ha ha

>>87241092
You are paying for it through the healthcare system

>>87240876
I don't get this, are you just not eating as much as you think you are? Metabolism doesn't vary THAT much between people does it? My friend used to say the same thing but he would just pig out all at once and then not eat for ~30 hours, and to him that felt like eating a lot.

>>87245106
Because modern women are extremely entitled and lack any self-awareness. They all want a 10/10 Tommy Hillfiger underwear model.

>>87240106
I have a chick in my class who I'd guess weighs roughly 130kg or thereabouts. She's about 1,65 - 1,70 m tall and her thighs go directly into her shoes. A proper whale in other words. But in her facebook profile picture, she looks like any other girl. Like a completely average girl you wouldn't have any problems being seen in public with. Pictures lie, anon.

>>87239302
>Fatty Princess greenlit
>average weight girls dress as Fatty for Halloween and cons
>get ridiculed for not being obese enough
>influx of eating disorders
>diabetes all around

What a time to be alive!

>>87239905
Best post in this thread...it says something when you sad fucks prefer to bitch in your safe Space instead of actually go there and mock those dumb facebook people.

>>87249841
you are dumb and weak

>>87239302
We need an unhealthy and lazy princess

>>87245207
The fact you need to ask that cleary shows your newfaggotry.

>>87249909
Better than be a faggot like you kek

>>87250127
yes but i am strong and this faggot will rape your dumb and weak ass! ha ha

>>87242006
Bugs...

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>>87245991
Are you fishing for (you)s? Of course we want to see.

>>87239677
Who drinks like that, why is she sticking her tongue out like that

>>87239677
Girls should be skinny. Not fucking ripped.

>>87246517
I literally never see see or hear that happen. When watching field and track for example, men usually talk about how insane their performances are and their admiration for their performances. My mom does exactly the same, except when the women compete. Now, my mom is a healthy woman, she works out about 3 times a week and does a lot of hiking and looks very healthy, but when she watches womens field and track events she always talk about how unhealthy the athletes bodies look.

>>87247382
Princess in the world of disney just means "main female protagonist".

>>87241529
LAND OF THE FREE

>>87239302
Op here. This is my first 100+ comment thread on 4chan.

What's my prize?

>>87251012
A fat disney princess movie.

>>87251012
you get to fuck me

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>>87250989
>weight in stone
>walkers potato chips
>USA

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>>87250536
girl in the pic isn't even that ripped, she's just fit and has abs you lardass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wlsFr5JKXw&list=LL06mDc_hWUc0Ym_OotEf-7g&index=887

>>87251012
>What's my prize?
getting to go
>>>/out/

>>87245991
Post it already, faggot!

>>87246517
it's different for men, or at least for me
when I see someone who's fitter than me, I want to become fit like them, instead of trying to bring them down to my level

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>>87239905

>>87247308
I think double standards might make me kill myself soon. I hate women.

>>87239302
>we
no WE don't, you might to help you cope with how much of a cow you are but have fun dying at 30 you dumb bimbo