RON, YOU SPOILED EVERYTHING!

this whole thing was pure cringe and it makes you remember your cringy teenager moments

>>87228944
haha yeah remember those romantic awkward teenage years, I sure do haha

how long until the autist with the copypasta?

>>87229086
>romantic
you mean spilling spaghetti then going home feeling like shit

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Ron, as terrible a character as you might have been, nothing could make the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises worse than it already was. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>87229086
ha oh boy do I remember...

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>>87229086
Delete this.

>>87229183
If this was a YLYL thread, then I would have lost. Thank you.

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>>87228912
Even the milk?

>>87228944
all the romance in these movies was pretty awkward and annoying to watch

>>87228944
The girls crying in the background is a 10/10 thing.

I liked it, one girl screamed at me for inviting her and then not dancing with her, good times.

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Why didn't you add Watson to that image you numale?

We had school discos here in primary school and then a Christmas dance in secondary school but there wasn't really any pressure to get a date.

>>87229086
>>87229183
>>87229267
>>87229271
>>>/r9k/

>>87229158
>>87229227
Potter-y.

>>87229227
you fucked it up
piss off redditcancer

>>87229576
>>>/soc/

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>>87228912
Why did Hermione settle for that petty, spiteful loser?

>>87229469
Bump
Don't just keep spamming threads you happa freak

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>>87229086
come on man we don't talk about that stuff

>>87229714
Every character in the series is a cunt tbqh.

>>87228912
Reminder that it makes no sense that Hermione was put in Gryffindor.

>Harry and Ron spent the rest of the ball discussing giants in their corner

>>87229958
The sorting hat was drunk

>>87229958
Except that she chose it. She wanted to be in Gryffindor and the Sorting Hat wanted to put her in Ravenclaw. They talked about it in OotP.

Why does JK Rowling, a woman, not understand a female character.
There's no way in hell Hermione would settle for Ron, she'd have started dating Harry in like book 4 or 5.

>>87229958
the sorting hat is kind of fickle and sometimes sorts people based on traits they exemplify and other times sorts them based on traits they admire and strive toward. Hermione was smart but she admire courage. From the first book:

>"I'm not as good as you," said Harry, very embarrassed, as she let go of him.

>"Me!" said Hermione. "Books! And cleverness! There are more important things – friendship and bravery and – oh Harry – be careful!"

The sorting hat probably put her in Gryffindor because he could tell she was an uppity cunt and if she was surrounded by intellectuals she never would've made any fucking friends.

>>87229714
he was tall and reasonably handsome in the books

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>>87229086

>>87228944
The cringe is what makes it accurate. The whole time you're sitting there and thinking "are these people retarded?", then you remember they're 14 so of course they are.

>>87230339
Imagine if the hat put her in Slytherin or Hufflepuff, she would have become a serial killer.

>>87230334
That was her plan, but she caved to the fans

>>87230334
>There's no way in hell Hermione would settle for Ron
If you look at it objectively, Ron is

>tall
>a star athlete
>somewhat popular
>brave
>has gone through life-threatening situations with her multiple times
>is a pretty decent fighter

And a fucking war hero by the end of the series. It makes some sense.

>>87228912

lavender>hermione

>>87229522
Lad I still got them. Elizabeth and Faye.
AND THEN (a hilarious comedy) ENSUES!

>>87230494
I would've chosen Book Ron over Book Harry any day if I were Hermione but Ron wasn't a star athlete. He was kind of shit actually, he just had that one good game because Harry tricked him into having confidence.

>>87229302
Especially the "Harry gets a crush on the stock politically correct girl #12" and Ron and Harry taking "politically correct pooinloo sisters to ball". Harry should have taken Luna, and then cornholed her in the owl tower after.

>>87230078
>DUDE what if I make it that the cape Harry gets in the first movie is actually revealed to be a wizarding super weapon LMAO

Fucking hack.

>>87230639
He had another good game. We didn't get to see it because Harry was still in detention for slicing Malfoy up like the fucking cop in Reservoir Dogs.

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>>87230494
Yea I agree. Hermione and Ron makes more sense than Harry and Ginny. Harry and Luna Lovegood always made more sense to me.

>>87229714
His massive hard cock made up for it.

>>87230657
Harry should have been forced to go with McGonagall after deliberating and delaying far too long.

>>87230704
Oh shit I forgot about that. Harry slicing the fuck out of Malfoy was always one of my favorite parts.

>>87229714
God Emma was so fucking attractive.

>>87230693
lmao seriously, she either got lazy as fuck, ran out of ideas, or the pressure turned her brains to shit. Ron even says," Those are really rare" implying there were more than ONE OMG ITS A DEATHLY HALLOW.

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>>87229714
What should have been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xo9wFHeZzY

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>>87230820
>ywn have emma watson break your cock off in her tight witch's cauldron

>>87230998
Stay in your game of thrones threads

>>87231019
>Not going so deep in that you begin larping as a redditor and tumblr user before identifying as one and it's now too late to turn back

>>87230813
But I will grant that aside from a few good practices and a couple of decent games, Ron wasn't much of an athlete. He can't take any kind of jabbing or ridicule for shit and it turns him into a pile of garbage.

>>87230334
Well she regrets not putting Hermione and Harry together.

>>87230998
Draco and Hermione makes so little sense on every level. I get that women like the guy who played Draco but for fuck's sake, it's like a German Nazi dating a Jewish black communist.

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this scene gave me so much anxiety. the way he runs back is so fucking funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sYCQsgqPXI

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>be pure blooded, white, blonde, aryan wizard
>date this nigger for some reason

Why did Draco do this?

>>87230115
Meanwhile everyone else was getting laid

>>87230998
Kinky bondage sex where he makes her his bitch would ensue.

Best pairing confirmed.

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I'm probably the only person who thinks Tom Riddle should've wasted Harry, Ginny, Ron and Lockhart. And hooked up with Hermione.

>>87229958
main character goes in the main character house

>>87231250
Venti?

>>87229914
What about my nigga Arthur?

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>>87230334
Harry is literally a female character written as a boy. He is a worthless mediocre piece of shit who stirs up personal drama, has no personality save for what people project onto him, and has no will, confidence, or desire to improve himself in any way.

>>87229958
You are sorted by what ever you value, not by what you have natural aptitude for. After the chess game hermoine says she admires harry's courage and that all she has is silly books and cleverness.

>>87231294
I'm sure theres plenty of numales that believe what you do considering the media is pop garbage with a huge following, obama phone poster

>>87231189
>it's like a German Nazi dating a Jewish black communist.
That's literally the main appeal to it. Girls put themselves in the shoes of Hermione and want to 'change' Draco as a person because he's just 'misunderstood'.

>>87231335
Pansy

>>87230998
Would have been a better character arc for Draco at least. Hooking up with a muggle and going against his father and Voldemort

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Ron already scored the mother of all waifus who would suck his dick anytime he wanted. Why did he leave her for Hermione again?

>>87230375
nice card wording, dummy

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I find the illustrations to be really comfy. I never read the books and didn't like the movies that much back then but these pics give me a strong sense of nostalgia.

>>87231360
So the badger house values laziness?

>>87231250
>Not wanting to colonize the last black part out of Britany Venti's gene pool

>>87230709
>HE WAS A JEW
fukn hell rowling, children are reading

>>87231358
>Harry is literally a female character written as a boy

I've been listening to the audio books while I work and it is amazing how many of the male characters think and do thing that women do. Like ron and dracos dad just start a fist fight in a book shop, or the boys fist fight on the bleachers. The author doesn't understand that for men actions have consequences. And when harry was mad at ron in book for he was written like a bitchy girlfriend that ron was suppose to pander to.

You can pretty much always tell the gender of the author through reading.

>>87231437
Tell us more numale :^)

>>87231406
There is nothing worse than a clingy gf

>>87230998
I've read Rowling wanted to build a friendship between the 2 like in the second book but sounds like bullshit from fangirls.

>>87231437
was butter beer actual alcohol?

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>>87228912
that is not the canon hermione

>>87231215
Fuck, is this an actual scene? It was so long since I watched these movies. I feel physically ill.

>>87228912
RON YOU SHITLORD, YOU SPOILED EVERYTHING BY VOTING FOR DRUMPF!

>>87231512
you mean there's nothing better than a clingy waifu who will suck your dick whenever you want and doesn't care about having orgasms

It was perverse that Harry named his kid after Snape and referred to him as the bravest man he's ever met. Did Rowling not read back on how she'd written Snape before she tacked on the cringey name shit at the end?

>>87231533
>butter face
>it's all good but her face
>butter beer

What did Rowling mean by this?

>>87231492
>he thinks liking things and having nostalgia is numale
Truth is you're just an apathetic sociopathic piece of shit

>>87231294
>And hooked up with Hermione.

Hot

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>>87228944
I thought they absolutely nailed this scene. I was kind of amazed how accurately the cringe of being a teenager was portrayed. If it was all Rowling doing then she's a genius.

>>87231453
Apparently, they're "the rest." Slytherins take the ambitious, Gryffindors take the courageous, Ravenclaws take the most intelligent, and Hufflepuff takes the other 95% of the fucking student body.

>>87231533
Yes, albeit very low content.

>>87230998
>those comments

What a weird sub-community.

>>87231615
What did all the other numale mobile posters think?

>>87228912
>be a greasy manlet
>sacrifice your life to save the child of your oneitis and chad bully
snape was a cuck to an inhuman extent

>>87231703
Maybe he shouldn't have called his waifu a nigger or joined the wizard nazis.

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>>87231250
"When I was younger I had a taste for a little nigger juice myself. You ain't a man until you have split dark oak!"

>>87231453
loyalty and hardwork
they are the betabucks of the houses

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>>87230998
Apparently its like a dom/sub version of Pride and Prejudice to them.

>>87231535

the blackwashing is trivial compared to how hilariously bad the screenplay is.

>>87231655
>and Hufflepuff takes the other 95% of the fucking student body.
Problem is that Hufflepuff is never shown to be bigger than the others. And there are cowards in Gryffindor (like Pettigrew) and ambitionless idiots in Slytherin (like Crabbe/Goyle). Hufflepuff is full of people who aren't friendly or loyal, and Ravenclaw has its share of irrational morons. The House descriptions don't actually mean much.

>>87231294
>I'm probably the only person
You're as retarded as anyone who starts with this phrase.

>>87231688
It's basically part of a larger sub community, the same girls that love Kylo Ren, Rafe Adler, Anakin, etc,etc.

>>87231615
> I'm probably the only person who thinks Tom Riddle should've wasted Harry, Ginny, Ron and Lockhart. And hooked up with Hermione.
Cute

How old is Hermione supposed to be when the 19 year old Bulgarian chad asks her out?

>>87230837
because there are more than one but the rest are fakes that lose their magic over time
but yes it's pretty lazy

>>87231920
14

>>87230998
>not harry + draco
pleb taste

>>87231189
>it's like a German Nazi dating a Jewish black communist.
did you know holocaust porn is popular in the jewish community?

>>87231703
>>87231749
>Snape forgets about some dumb bitch lusting after the quidditch captain's cock
>Sits second in command with Voldemort at the height of the new aryan wizarding golden age

>>87231076
go home

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Reminder in the inevitable Harry Potter remake movies Hermione will be black.

>>87231358
That would be pretty accurate if it wasn't for the fact that he had no parents and was raised by the Nazis. I can't really imagine how that would fuck up your personality and made you literally subhuman in the growing up department.

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>>87231961
14 you say?

>>87231920
>>87231961
Pedo Krum got what he deserved though

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R6r6armimdE

>>87231920
>>87231961
Actually 15, she is the oldest of the three main characters.

>>87232053
I looked up the UK's demographics and apparently only 4% of the country is black, yet every BBC show features blacks everywhere. It's bizarre. Imagine if American tv shows were all at least 1/4 east asian.

>a massive "chamber of secrets" in the school that no one knows about
>a giant fucking snake that goes about harassing people
>the elite grand wizard headmaster is oblivious to this shit even existing

Is other secret stuff in hogwarts ever implied in the books?

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>>87232053
Good grief, why couldn't they have chosen her to portray Hermione if they wanted a black Hermione so badly instead of pic related?

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>>87231862
really makes you think

>>87231406
This. If I had a fanatic of a girlfriend like this I would probably lose my virginity so fast I'd become arrogant.

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>>87232038
>Sits second in command with Voldemort at the height of the new aryan wizarding golden age
did snape fuck wizard nazi groupies like the real nazis did, you know to keep his cover
>>87232053
wrong

wouldn't it have seemed strange if he didn't

>>87232156
do they not have braces in britain?

>>87232156
Because she is meant to be middle aged in the play.

>>87232156
Well because the one in your image is the kind of black your fellow numales like

>>87231215
>>87231539

it was actually improvised which is why it looks awkward as fuck. the dude playing draco wasnt supposed to go over to voldmort to be hugged.

>>87232119
Well I don't know her character's birthday, but it was their 4th year so either 14 or just turned 15.

>>87232123
Not implied, outright stated. They mention so many times how Hogwarts is full of secret rooms and passages. It allows Rowling to pull new plotlines out of her ass time and time again.

>the elite grand wizard headmaster is oblivious to this shit even existing
He wasn't oblivious to it existing, it was a well-known legend and somebody else had opened the chamber only 30 years earlier. He just had no idea how to find it, and even if he had known there was no way to open it because he didn't speak Parseltongue.

>>87232203
Well, Hermione's parents are dentists.

>>87228912
>EVERYTHING

>>87232242
I think it kind of works with the awkwardness. Highlights how indecisive and terrified Draco is.

>>87230709
>Harry and Luna Lovegood always made more sense to me.
I thought that too from her first introduction. Too bad J.K is a shit

>>87231406
>>87232192
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/comedy/features/jessie-cave-interview-the-harry-potter-star-has-published-a-feminist-collection-of-cartoons-10359132.html

LMAO

>>87231279
Still fucking hurts and makes me angry shut the fuck up anon I'm still a virgin and I don't need to read this shit.

>>87232250
you remember how all of a sudden they discover a room that will produce literally anything anyone wants or needs?

>>87232123
it's impossible to find the chamber unless you speak parseltongue which is a magical ability you can't learn to speak, only to understand like dumbledore did... until book 7 when fucking ron literally tries it a few times and it works
fucking worling

It's illogical that Ron would be good at chess. It's not a game of luck. Also, is "being lucky" Ron's only strength? Rowling's balance of writing for the 3 main characters was fucking awful. You've got a brainiac, who's only weakness seems to be that she's not as naturally gifted in practical magic as others, but is otherwise amazing. A bumbling moron who won a chess game once. And a >muh destiny character that just gets shit handed to him by side-characters for 6 years.

>>87232053
she cant be black she has a father

>>87232325
you do this as a hobby? just ruining things for people on the internet?

>>87232242
no, that hug wasn't too bad since Voldemort is like a 100 year old weirdo. I was talking about the youtube link where Harry asks Ling Ling to go on a date.

>>87232356
ron got possessed by the evil horcrux so he got a penchant for it

plus with how dumb wizards are i bet no one even bothered to ever just try rasp like a snake at random sinks to see if they opened.

>>87232366
Ron is supposed to be fiercely loyal to his friends. Except that time he ran away from his friends.

>>87232123
>Students, pets and even fucking ghosts are being petrified over the course of an entire year
>Literally no one except for a fucking second year girl manages to come to the realisation that it's a Basilisk despite an entire OWL being dedicated to magical creatures and defence against the dark arts in general.
>Not one of the staff, not even the headmaster seems to realise this either

They would have shut the school down right when the cat was frozen, called in every single high level wizard in the country and evacuated the surrounding area.

Imagine if one of those things was released in a crowded area or city, it would be utter chaos.

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>>87232391
i was trying to find pictures of her because i thought she looked cute in that image

also she had two kids with her ex-boyfriend and she dresses like a weirdo

Post J.K Rowling's tweets.

What I thought was weird is how Rowling wrote a book about teenagers but also inserted all this stuff that implies the characters are constantly fucking.

>a handful of students get a private bathroom with a huge bath
>date rape drugs are everywhere
>drugs that allow you to change your appearance are everywhere
>students are constantly sneaking in pairs into empty classrooms and the tops of towers

Also the mortality rate from those moving staircases must be sky-high.

>>87232334
>literally called the Room of Requirement
fuck's sake

>>87231366
>>87231492
>>87231690
>>87232220
Samefag, you're overplaying your numale card, faggot

>>87231470

while i agree you can sense the gender of a writer, the examples you give aren't exactly compelling. it's like an frenchman getting in a fight with an SS officer who got off for bribing the tribunal, and high school kids get in fistfights all the time.

why was this shit series so successfull

>>87232457
being semi-possessed by a horcrux wouldn't give him the ability so speak it just like harry lost the ability after the soul piece inside him got killed, it was just rowling being lazy and not wanting to move harry there to open it

Why did David Yates set out to destroy the comfieness of Harry Potter? The latter movies are unwatchable. The first three are easily the best.

>>87231437
Since I was a wee lad I found those kind of children book illustrations very uncomfortable.

>>87231920
>>87231961
hot

>>87232491
don't like being called a numale, mobile?

>>87232552
>ywn watch PoA for the first time again
That movie was so fucking comfy, not to mention the game for it on GC was just as comfy

>>87230882
the chick taking the picture would probably look much better in that

>>87232590
Takes one to know one basement dweller

>>87232590
I was the original guy you responded to and I haven't responded to you since. Until now.

>>87232627
Yes, Hermione being a damsel in distress when poisoned by those doxies was quite interesting

>>87232366
>You've got a brainiac, who's only weakness seems to be that she's not as naturally gifted in practical magic as others, but is otherwise amazing.
rowling wrote hermione as a self insert for herself

The reason JK has gone full-progressive now and has started retconning shit is she hopes no one will notice how traditionalist Harry Potter originally was. Virtually every character is white. They're all able bodied and straight. The villain in the first book wears a fucking turban.

>>87232195
I imagine Snape and all the other Death Eater lackeys dreamed innumerable acts of horror.

Fields upon fields of burning muggle corpses, mudbloods being corralled in thestral driven slave carts, where they would work the mineshafts for the goblins until the last drop of magic sustaining them fled from their withering bodies.

They'd grind up the remnants, troll food mostly.

And at the top of the flickering flames, high above in his palace of despair, Voldemort would be laughing, drinking mild snake venom infused pumpkin juice as another city fell.

>>87232877
yeah but also sex stuff

and like sex stuff they actually did, not planned

i find it implausible that snape died a virgin

>>87232870
>The villain in the first book wears a fucking turban.
Learn about bong history before you start making posts like this you flyover state swine.

>>87232932
well voldemort was the least likely character to ever have sex and now he's got a kid so snape might as well have gone to some witch prostitute every saturday

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>>87233038
>some witch prostitute
maybe the wizard nazis were like wizard isis and had muggle sex slaves

>>87232932
Snape was a master of potions and from what we can assume, the mental arts.

He was also the first to visit Godric's Hollow following his waifu's death.

Who's to say he didn't take something to remember her by?

>>87233123
>Who's to say he didn't take something to remember her by?
are you saying he raped her corpse

>>87228912
>she takes off her shoes afterwards and you can see her feet

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>>87228912
Are all this Harry Potter threads popping up because of the closing attraction at Universal?

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Why am I always late to Potter threads

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>>87233183
What? No. That's ridiculous.

I mean he could have easily taken a hairbrush, or even simply ripped out a load from her decaying head created a lifetimes supply of polyjuice with it all.

Asides from that, It would only take a quick imperius, an obliviation or two.

>>87233183
Snape is too beta to do that

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>>87229086
Having a girlfriend immediately separated you from all the other boys in my school. It just wasn't a thing people wanted.

>>87233038
>well voldemort was the least likely character to ever have sex

Voldemort was handsome and popular all through his teenage years, and as an adult he was a cult leader. If you think he wasn't banging Bellatrix on the regular you're insane.

>>87233300
>Asides from that, It would only take a quick imperius, an obliviation or two.
are you saying he turned himself into his waifu with polyjuice and then brainwashed himself to think he was his waifu
>>87233341
snape is literally the BRAVEST man harry ever knew, he's brave enough to fuck a corpse

>>87232552
Deathly Hallows Part 1 is the comfiest film in the series tho
>those camping scenes
>Harry and Hermione dancing
>The entire section after Ron fucks off and it's just the two of them enjoying their company quietly

Part 2 was an abortion though. There's no denying that Rowling did a fantastic fucking job with the Deathly Hallows book as a conclusion to the series, the fact that it lived up to the hype alone is a feat of itself, but the last chapter (ignoring the dumb epilogue) is so god-tier that it makes the way they changed the ending for the film even more insulting
the book:
>Harry pulling a "ah, yes very good, HOWEVER!" on everyone when he reveals he's alive
>Harry's speech in the Great Hall where he just explains out how badly Voldemort fucked up while Voldemort is borderline stuttering at him telling him to shut up
>Voldemort's death leaving him as a fragile human being rather than the deity he acted like
>everyone celebrating immediately after Harry wins the duel

movie:
>Harry and Voldemort fight like fucking Dragonball Z characters and fly around Hogwarts until landing in the empty courtyard
>no explanation of how Harry will win the duel, Harry's speech removed completely
>Voldemort turns into dust for some reason?
>no celebration or joy of any kind, the most we get is Hagrid patting Harry on the head and walking away
>Harry doesn't even fix his wand

I don't care about changes from source material in an adaptation if its an improvement or makes more senses, but Deathly Hallows Part 2 was neither of those things.

>>87231470
I dunno I remember boys that age always punching shit for no reason and being petty as fuck. I did hate Ron and Harry's weird relationship in book 4 though, I've never known 14 year old boys who would act like that. Also I'm pretty sure Draco's dad just threatened Ron's dad and they didn't actually fight, though I could be wrong.

>>87233365
he used his good looks to his advantage when he was younger but he was completely asexual though, or rather he substituted sex with torture and murder
also he saw himself as almost godlike so having sex with some bitch would feel like an insult

>>87233425
Not himself, anyone in the vicinity, probably his students.

Snape was after all, ultimately, a greasy cuck.

>>87232870
Rowling was always progressive, you just didn't care because Twitter didn't exist to amplify that stuff and plus you were young and reading Harry Potter without a care in the world.
I don't get why you'd continue to follow her social media accounts if it annoyed you. I don't follow her and I never think about her politics unless it's mentioned here. Same with people like Ann Coulter or Piers Morgan whatever. If you don't like what they have to say don't go out of your way to listen.

>>87231862
The house descriptions are really only for the benefit of the Sorting Hat, seeing as you can literally choose your preferred house and the Sorting Hat will defer to your choice if you're adamant enough.

>>87233478
>Not himself, anyone in the vicinity, probably his students.
do you think he ever turned dumbledore into lily

>>87233581
Of course, Dumbledore was in on the act.

Why do you think he was always defending Snape so much?

>rewatching Chamber of Secrets
>Lucius Malfoy straight up tries to murder 12-year old Harry outside Dumbledore's office at the end

what the fuck, he got halfway through the killing curse (I always wondered why he made that weird noise but when I rewatched it I realized he was saying "avada...") before Dobby hit him with the dobby ex machina curse

I can't believe he actually tried to kill a 12 year old kid right outside Dumbledore's fucking office just because that kid freed his house elf. He'd have gone to Azkaban for life for that, right? Is that really worth it?

>>87233635
>Why do you think he was always defending Snape so much?
because he needed snape to murder him because dumbledore was a manipulative bitch

ok my porn's finished downloading so idc anymore

>>87233708
Lucius was not a smart man
>hmm voldy gave me this diary and told me to keep it safe well I guess imma just give it to ginny weasley because I don't like his dad

>>87231533
No, (I went to Universal, that´s how I know) not everything wiith the word "beer" has alcohol, "root beer" for example

>>87232528
it's comfy and very easy to insert oneself into the universe. Plus it's full of "personality quiz" elements -- houses, patronuses, wand cores and wand woods, etc. Kids love that shit.

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>>87233847
Universal actually offers an alcoholic version of butterbeer

>>87233708
If only he succeeded.

>>87233437
If anything they didn't punch Malfoy enough.

>>87233433
The thing I was most upset about was the lack of partying. I would totally expect everyone to stand around looking broken, the fact that everyone went THE EVIL IS DEFEATED!!! and started celebrating was pretty uplifting.

>>87229714
platonic love anon

I want a Harry Potter series, shit'd be comfy as fuck. Or one based on the HP lore but set in a different school or country.

>>87229227
I think I read one of each "tier." It is a strange list desu.

>>87230999
good one

>>87233894
They don´t

http://www.kidsonaplane.com/good-eats-butterbeer-universal-studios-orlando/

>>87230334
dude what if the perfect pair meant for each other never end up together LMAO
such a twist!!

>>87233708
Either the Horcrux in Harry saves him in some bullshit way or lucius kills harry but gets liberated AND rewarded for fucking life when Voldy makes a return. Either way Azkaban was a meme.

>>87231189
Draco in cursed child marries a "pure blood" who was fond of mudbloods and half bloods. I think he's changed his opinion on those types ever since Voldemort died lol. You have to remember he was still a teenager/young adult when Voldy died so his opinions could (and seems to have) change when he's older.

>>87231437
Same here desu senpai. There is a sense of 90s optimism

>>87234887
His opinions changed before Voldy even died, he grew up listening to his dad's stuff but when Voldy actually returned he realized it was all nonsense and they were just getting themselves killed, he saved Harry's ass in the last book once or twice

>>87231437
Yeah the illustrations were good and were great accompanying the story. Too bad the movies ruined my memory of the books. Hollywood's soulless garbage shits on childhood dreams.

>>87232487
And yet Akabur used none of it.

>>87229914
>Forgetting Aberforth.

>>87229086
I spent my lunch breaks hiding in the bathroom.

>>87231533
it's lean

>>87229086
>not playing football from rocket to HS
>not getting laid all the time
you fucked up bigly

>>87235738
Fuck you. Shouldve been the best western porn game ever.

>>87236178
*Place chibi blowjob scene here*

>>87236241
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87236300
W-what you expect me to do more than one actual scene of content after giving me thousands on Patreon lol fuck you!

>>87229714
>Book Ron: Tall, reasonably decent looking, great in a fight and actually figures some stuff out from time to time

>Movie Ron: HEY WE NEED SOME SLAPSTICK COMEDY AND NEVILLE ISN'T AROUND

They also took a lot of his scenes and explanations (he knew most about wizard culture) and gave them to Hermione. Book Hermione is kinda insufferable and spends 5-6 books learning how to have fun and not be a social robot... and never is Emma Watson level attractive

>>87233708
the actor improvised the line and the killing curse was the only one he remembered

>>87229958
>hat literally wanted to put her in Ravenclaw
>she argued with it in favor of Gryffindor
Damn speed readers missing everything in the books.

Real talk though... why would you want to be in any other house than Ravenclaw? If you have one house that's defined as clever/intelligent at a fucking school, it kinda sends a shit message the first day if you don't get in.

>>87230693
>>87230837
>tfw you read "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" years before the series ends
>tfw it describes invisibility cloaks as super rare (made out of demiguise hair), valuable, and yet they still fade over the course of several years
All in contrast to Harry's

She had it planned out

>>87236668
Because you have to solve a riddle every time you want to go into the Ravenclaw common room and that shit would get old fast.

>>87236820
>t. Hufflepuff

If I'm going to a fucking magic school with constantly shifting staircases and secret passages, I'm getting me some fucking riddles. Shit's part of the package.

>>87236882
Imagine coming back to your dorm room after a long day of Quidditch practice and having to navigate your way through the labyrinth of stairways/hallways, boobytraps, psychotic janitors, poltergeists, and finally arriving at your house common room only to be forced to solve a fucking riddle just so you can go to bed.

>>87236978
At least the Ravenclaw doorknob won't judge you when you and your m8 go out with a bunch of polyjuice potion and hair from qt girls like the Fat Lady might.

>>87232120
It's part of BBC policy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/diversity

>>87236978
Sounds amazing man. I love riddles. Maybe you just aren't Ravenclaw material? No worries, I'm sure one day you'll be able to work your way up the ranks in magical maintenance and make a real impact at the Ministry.

Another serious question though... how are the students at Hogwarts not horrendously obese on average? They have magic refilling feasts, heavy foods constantly, their "sport" is them sitting on their ass as a broom moves them around, and they spend all their time sitting down studying or in class, and then in arm chairs by the fire during break.

>>87237049
The real challenge wouldn't be learning magic at hogwarts, it'd be finding someone who was perverted enough to push the boundaries of magical sex with.

I already see enough "I fell onto this broom handle, that's how it got stuck up my ass" in the hospital I practice in... I'd love to see the St. Mungo's equivalent
>These tentacles are the result of a spoiled potion, I swear

>>87237131
Well they have to navigate around a castle to get around. The school grounds seem significantly bigger than a regular school.

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>Harry has yellow fever
>settles for Ginny

>>87229655
This pasta was never good.

>>87237419
Walking around isn't that great a way to keep fit though. My college was one of the largest in the country and I'd walk most places... didn't stop me from gaining 25lbs the year I stopped working out.

>>87237435
>race probably isn't quite as big a deal in the magical world because the "racists" are focused on shitting all over squibs and muggles

>>87233433
t. Harry-Hermione Shipper

>>87230375
but why would you play this card

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>comfy HP thread to start off september
good shit, lads

>>87232242
>that hug was improvised
yeah it must be hard to improvise a hug, seeing as all hugs IRL are improvised

>Will never take a magical creatures course with Hagrid.
When did you realize that Harry and the others didn't deserve Hagrid as a friend?

>>87237784
A completely unexpected hug is kinda hard to recover smoothly from in real life though

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>>87229086
haha yeah those awkward moments... heh... at least we tried right? it would be more pathetic if we never even told her how we felt... haha

daily reminder that harry + hermione is the patrician ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWF2xab1K2g

>>87237857
None of the students deserve anything nice. Each class lets them fucking bend reality to their whims (save history of magic) and they complain about the studying constantly. Maybe the wizard born kids might think a flame charm in mundane, but as a muggle kid? I'd have fucking studied 12 hours a day if each of my college courses rewarded me with the ability to transform objects or some shit.

At least with Hagrid they try to help him out whenever they can and are probably the only students that defend his teaching. They helped him break wizard law a few times, thick as thieves they are.

>>87237866
Nigga how u gonna close the deal if you don't go into every interaction to lead to a hug?

>>87237937
>>87237973
>movie takes Ron scenes and gives them to Hermione
>makes Ron the butt of all the jokes so the movies can have easy comedy
>Makes Hermione even more hyper-competent somehow
>skims over Harry being a whiny bitch for 80% of the last 3 books

Harry + Hermione is the movie ideal, I'll give you that... but JKR wrote Ron + Hermione in reflection to her own relationships. She just got caught up in the movie version over time as well.

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>>87230657
For some reason when reading the books I didn't realize the Patils were supposed to be Indians

>>87237875
I'm so glad I never told my crushes I was into them, but then again I am the type of guy who only falls for whores

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>>87238003
>heh heh hehhhhh

>>87230709
Harry/Ginny came almost out of nowhere. She had a crush on him early on, sure, but she had gotten over it, then suddenly it's back.

It really should have been Luna if not Hermione.

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>>87230709
>>87238203
>Ginny was best girl
>Hinata was best girl
>Orihime was best girl
best girl always wins

>>87237857
They were stupid to drop the subject as soon as Hagrid got his shit together and started teaching about magical creatures instead of wichever abomination he bred in his basement.

>>87238255
>Hogwarts will never offer an elective where Hagrid teaches you how to bred dangerous abominations

I mean, I'd rather have that in my skill set more than knowing what to feed a sick unicorn

>>87238255
In Hagrids defense the abominations he raised in his coat pockets were the coolest creatures to study anyway. Harry and the others were babies and couldn't handle it.

>>87231753
rewatched them a couple days ago with my girlfriend and couldn't believe when lucius said that. can't believe that was acceptable relatively recently

>>87231215
christ that run. pains me

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>>87229227
>"No!"

Every time

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>>87228944
jk rowling wanted to help you grow up

>>87233433
>harry outright calling Voldemort Tom Riddle and Voldemort takes it like a bitch

>>87229302
I thought Ron and Hermione was good as the bickering couple that got built up steadily over the course of the series.

Harry and Ginny, on the other hand, was awful and awkward as fuck. Especially Ginny's actress trying to be as flirty and confident as her book counterpart and failing miserably.

>>87233433
>In the books Voldemort curse reflects back at him and he just drops dead like a bitch.
Absolute best part of the book for me.

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>>87231250
First thing I thought of when I saw that girl

>>87238979
For being a shallow, emotionally stunted villain... JKR did a good job fleshing Voldemort out and making you understand how he thinks and why.

A rebounding curse when he was desperate (but unable to understand his own weakness) is about as perfect an end to him as she could have given.