/got/ general

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dany

Azor Petyr

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>Promise me, Ned.

>>87222633
please do we need another thread with these skanks?

Why was the Theon fight scene so fucking retarded

Do you think Cat ever forcibly touched young Jon's penis as revenge for being her cuck trophy? Or maybe made him suckle from her breasts and call her mommy, so he'd feel like less of an outsider to her?

>>87222633
Down Syndrom cunt

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what was the point of writing the same character two times ?

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>>87222633
Would kill and rape her corpse

I got a theory that Bran pushed himself out of the window.

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>>87222677
aaagghhh... promish me Jon...

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season 7 dany is best girl

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>>87222687
>please do we need another thread with these skanks?

No, just with Amelia.

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What was the purpose of this character?

>>87222697
No, cat was the most unbearable character in the whole show, the only thing can do is bitch and moan at Ned or Robb while looking and sounding like an 80 year old woman.

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first

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>>87222726
AHHHHHHHHH SHANSHA GIVE HARRENHAL TO MY SHON WHEN HE'SH OLD ENOUGH

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>it's a Sansa and Arya segment

>>87222750

dunno found him a bit dull

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>Aegor Rivers' fan
Dude please

>>87222730
>that jersey
please someone burn down that pub

>>87222780
>they killed a better character

Could we tone down the racism a bit guys?

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>>87222750
to... aagghhh..

>>87222729
GODS she looks good Dragoned out

>>87222677
>THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS

>>87222697
You just KNOW she fucked Jon a couple of times just to cuck Ned back

>>87222750
get people close to suicide to side with him and fall in love with him only to die for nothing to push them over the edge

>>87222818
The fuck is your problem you manchild virgin?

>>87222726
We need the declaration of North Independence to find the secret gold of the order of the First Men

>>87222777
Did Littlefinger ever visited Lysa in the Eyrie?
Can it be that small Robert us his actual son?

>>87222750
Save the North while the writers hold a grudge because they were literal Renlyfags

So what the fuck is the economy of Westeros

Everything important comes from the other continent

Where's the farmland?

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little bird

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MEANWHILE, IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

>“The laces,” he urged her. “Be a sweet girl and undo them.” Instead she slid her finger down along the inside of his thigh. He gave a grunt. “Damn, be careful there, you — “

>Mercy gave a gasp and stepped away, her face confused and frightened. “You’re bleeding.”

>“Wha — ” He looked down at himself. “Gods be good. What did you do to me, you little cunt?” The red stain spread across his thigh, soaking the heavy fabric.

>“Nothing,” Mercy squeaked. “I never… oh, oh, there’s so much blood. Stop it, stop it, you’re scaring me.”

>He shook his head, a dazed look on his face. When he pressed his hand to his thigh, blood squirted through his fingers. It was running down his leg, into his boot. He doesn’t look so comely now, she thought. He just looks white and frightened.

>“A towel,” the guardsman gasped. “Bring me a towel, a rag, press down on it. Gods. I feel dizzy.” His leg was drenched with blood from the thigh down. When he tried to put his weight on it, his knee buckled and he fell. “Help me,” he pleaded, as the crotch of his breeches reddened. “Mother have mercy, girl. A healer… run and find a healer, quick now.”

>“There’s one on the next canal, but he won’t come. You have to go to him. Can’t you walk?”

>“Walk?” His fingers were slick with blood. “Are you blind, girl? I’m bleeding like a stuck pig. I can’t walk on this.”

>“Well,” she said, “I don’t know how you’ll get there, then.”

>“You’ll need to carry me.”

>See? thought Mercy. You know your line, and so do I.

>“Think so?” asked Arya, sweetly.

>Raff the Sweetling looked up sharply as the long thin blade came sliding from her sleeve. She slipped it through his throat beneath the chin, twisted, and ripped it back out sideways with a single smooth slash. A fine red rain followed, and in his eyes the light went out.

>>87222750
Led astray by a red witch. The message is God exists but the institution of religion is a farce

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Cast her

>>87222870
oh sorry didn't realize you posted here Bessie

>>87222886
Yes it is

>>87222677

For some reason during this scene I thought it would turn out that Ned was fucking his sister and Jon snow was Liana and Ned's son.

>>87222919
I love book Arya, Westeros only fags hate anything in Essos though

>>87222923
The hand around my penis.

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>>87222770
BESSIE!

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>>87222979
Yes that would certainly be something GURM would do.

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>>87222777
>Alayne murdering her beloved father
what did D&D mean by this?

>>87222915
Sansha is Varys' agent confirmed?

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>>87222873

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>>87223010

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>>87222985
She can do better.

>>87223017
>Alayne

Who?

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>>87222799
The Fyre rises

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Cast her, r/freefolk.

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>>87222905
>Where's the farmland?
Tywin burned about 1/3rd of it.

>>87223081
a semon demon

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>>87223054
but it isn't rising in shiara seastar's pussy

>>87222905
Do you even pay attention? All the farms are in Highgarden

>>87222780

>It's a Arya cuts a candle to make it dark so she can win a fight off screen segment

>>87223081
Hermione Granger.

Post yfw Jon and Dany reestablish House Targaryen and the new words are Fire and Ice

>>87222857
Would explain why they're so awkward around each other.

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cast him

>>87222980
Me too. She was my favorite character. A shame what D&D did to her, and how she'll now be remembered.

>>87223042
that is the most unattractive "style" I've ever seen, is it some Flinstones cosplay?

>>87223126
hermione is black, retard
Rowling confirmed it

>>87223128
i would cum

>>87223128
BRAVO
R
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V
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GEORGIE

>>87223157
>She was my favorite character.

Kill yourself you dickless numale

>>87223081
Jeyne Poole

>>87222919
This will be right before or after the Alayne chapter where she seduces Harry for kino purposes. They'll rhyme like pottery.

>>87223081
Yggritte's sister who Jon passed on because she has a receding hairline.

Hey /got/, show writer here XD can you guys help us write out 2 LOVE scenes between Euron/Cersei and Brienne/Jaime to play together next season? We'll select the best answer and then COMBINE it with Reddit's best answer, awesome!

>>87223191
seek mental help

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>>87223118
Arya was so fucking awful in this season after getting to winterfell. Suddenly she acts like a total edgelord, somehow is better at combat than Brienne of fucking Tarth, her speeches make me physically cringe, and her fat goblin face just makes everything worse

>>87222923
Why are her fingers so stubby?

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>>87222542
Isn't Bittersteel pretty much the proto-Stannis?

>>87223110
Aegor got the better part of the deal, Brynden was a cuck.

Propose marriage dozens of times, she keeps rejecting you, fucking other men and making you jelly and you still wanna wife that.

With Brynden's greenseer powers and spies, he must've seen and known everything too, every creampie she took, the sounds she made as she was double stuffed by peasants, knight and nobles alike, who she came hardest with and who was bigger.

Sad

>>87223190
Oh yeah who was your favorite character? Stannis? Real original you fucking melvin.

>>87222730
middle is TOP CUTE

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>>87223128

>>87222677
Guise, as a non-book reader, can somebody explain why Robert Baratheon was so deeply in love with a thot?

She fucking married Ray Garr. How could Robert love a woman that literally ran off with somebody else? Obviously I know he thought she was kidnapped and raped, but how could his love be so strong for a woman when it clearly wasn't reciprocated with the same strength?

>>87223049
Alayne Stone, Littlefinger's clever and beautiful baseborn daughter.

>>87223042
>nipslip
aw yeah

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>>87223128

>>87223295
he was cucked

>>87223031
>Varys
who

>>87222633
reminder daenerys is a blackfyre

>>87223340
the merman

>>87223224
It turns out the bear she Brienee fought was a faceless man and was wearing Jaime's face this whole time, as he's fucking her from behind he yanks the mask off, roars in her face them mauls her to death, it is all graphically shown including Brienne shitting herself post mortem with a loud "BRAAAAAAP" noise

>>87223081
The local succubus.

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>>87223248
>use tree powers to try to keep yourself from getting cucked
>send visions of Shiera fucking Aeron and Maegor and the Red Widow for all I know
>Accidentally give your past self a cuckoldry fetish
>it was a causality loop all along

>>87223352
Explain yourself

>>87223190
>dickless numale
Ironically my second favorite POV character is Theon.

>>87223249
Stannis is also great.

>>87223239

>Arya is wounded pretty bad
>Her assassin who always beats her comes at her
>She cuts the candle so no light
>She somehow wins the fight
>She then returns to Jaqen who sent the assassin
>"I suppose you truly are the faceless man" and lets her go with a lunchbox and boat

So it turns out faceless men are no big mystical thing they are just assassins for hire and not even noble causes.

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Lancel where are you?

>>87222633
who is qt?

>>87223299
Literally who? there's no such character in Game of Thrones.

>>87223481
>You think darkness is your ally
Really Dabid?

>>87222633
I think I'm the only one in all of /got/ who wants to fuck that nutjob meme haired one

>>87223481
It kind of makes no sense than Jaqen would let her go after training her for a long time. Because that would mean pretty much anyone could join them (if they let that person in that is), received training and then quit at one point. Would make them look like a retarded organization more than anything.

>>87223522
there is in a fan fiction written by this guy names George Martin

>>87223522
shansha's disguise

>>87223247
In that he lived for justice and was continually thwarted despite having a righteous cause, yes.

>>87223295
Assuming this isn't bait: He loves her so much because he can't have her. They never interacted much beforehand and Lyanna never liked him.

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posting best girl

>>87222870
>T. DESPERATE VIRGIN SUB HUMAN WHO POSTS THIS FAT ABNOMINATIONS

>>87223576
Go to /lit/ if you want to talk fanfiction, this is a television board.

Oh that's right /lit/ laughs at GURM's pathetic and amateur attempts at writing so you come here to talk about your shitty books lol

Will this show end like 100 years of solitude? Where the guy fucks his aunt and the kid who can read the book with the past and the present written on it(three eyed raven) realizes that everyone dies at the end. This would mean that danny dies giving birth or some shit.

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BOARSLAYER!
GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING WHORE STORIES
WHO WAS YOUR FIRST?
MINE WAS SOME YOUNG BOAR AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMER WHORE.
THOUGHT HE COULD END THE HUNT WITH A SINGE SWING OF HIS TUSKS.
I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER, GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN
PROBABLY STRETCHED EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY

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>>87223637
She's stunning when she's not in slag mode

>>87223637
upvoting this!

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1st for Benis of house Dandelion

>>87223628
Not bait

>ROBERT: Did you have to bury her in a place like this? She should be on a hill somewhere with the sun and the clouds above her.

>NED: She was my sister. This is where she belongs.

>ROBERT: She belonged with me.

>[He touches Lyanna’s face.]

>ROBERT: In my dreams, I kill him every night.

Seems a bit fucking dramatic for a woman he barely knew, does it not?

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>>87223666
/sffg/ here. We rarely talk about GRRM at all but when we do we still acknowledge how much more shit the show is than the books.

>>87223666
What the fuck is your problem? Even if you could read youd see I was ragging on the book but you deciding to go for an autistic shit-fit instead of using an iota of your brainpower.

>>87223248
Why are Targs such cucks? First Aegon the Conqueror goes for Rhaenys who also fucks anything that moves, then we got this Brynden/Shiera thing.

>>87223713
He's been married to Cersei for 14-17 years depending on if it's book or show. Any woman that wasn't her starts seeming fucking perfect by comparison.

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>>87223375
Meanwhile in KL Cersei sits on Jaime's face while he comes untouched

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>>87223741
>science fiction and fantasy

Lol your created a little pleb no bullying safe space in /lit/ for your shitty children books because the actual adult readers bullied you too much top fucking kek

>>87223816
You post in /got/. You have no room to criticize any other thread.

>a thin line of burning branches can keep thousands of undead from crossing

What the fuck?

Walkers would've gotten their asses whooped if it wasn't for the dragon

>>87223774
Don't forget how Bonifer Hasty (also knows as "Baelor Butthole" by Jaime) cucked Aerys to produce Rhaegar.

>>87223692
Gods he was strong!

>>87223440
she has the most blackfyre influences.

she's named after the first blackfyre daemons true love. whom he rose in rebellion for. the first daenerys.

she bonded with a black dragon ( sigil of house blackfyre ) it breathes black fire.

when denied daenerys targaryen daemon wed rohanne of tyrosh ( a name for horselord people of lotr )

blackfyre key supporter was bittersteel a stallion with dragon wings sigil

daenerys association with stallions I cant remember I'm about to go to sleep now etc.


pretty sure there are most influences

>>87223247
even the sigils share similarities

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best timeline

>>87223865
>Baelor Butthole

wtf this is real

>>87223469
Theon is unironically a great POV character. Objectively speaking the best POVs are

>Theon
>Cersei
>Jaime

>>87223681
I expect it to end somewhat like Hamlet

>>87223440
>>87223912
daenerys has the most blackfyre influences. the only thing I can think of for aegon is that if illyrio is his father it parallels a fat ass father with a warrior son.

but atm daenerys has the most blackfyre influences.

also ironic her being supported by barristen. who slew the last male blackfyre. now supporting the final invasion

>>87223912
Aegon himself rode a black dragon.

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>>87223944
George is a good "technician" writer with foreshadowing and shit like that, his prose is sub-Stephen King tbqh

>>87223551
The Kindly Man constantly gives Arya the option to leave. Every time she does something while blind he tells her they can give her eyesight back, but she knows if that happens she'll be kicked out.

>>87224012
blackfyres didn't exist then. it's just another detail. out of the black, green or white gold she bonded with the black.

>>87223970
I can't argue strongly against your ranking but Arya remains my favorite character for subjective reasons.

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>>87223941
>tfw your bro leaps and accidentally a whole kingdom

>>87223912
>daenerys association with stallions I cant remember I'm about to go to sleep now etc.

The stallion who will mount the world

>>87224034
>his prose is sub-Stephen King tbqh
I wouldn't go that far. Well, maybe in Game of Thrones. The first book has crap prose. But yeah he's not a prosemaster by any means. Still better than King. Prose is overrated anyway. ADWD has the best prose in the series but is the worst book overall.

>>87224044
That's before they've taught her much of anything though. IIRC now that she's seen the lower parts of the House of Black and White it's no longer an option.

>>87223941
>not playing as House Dayne

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>>87223816
>it's a /lit/ reads to impress their circlejerk instead of for enjoyment and learning chapter

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Why didn't they have Dany's hair burn off whenever she was in a fire in the show like in the books? I thought short hair was empowering.

>>87224159
Randal Flagg's spiel to Roland is superior to anything George has written. I read it as a teenager however so maybe I'm misremembering. If he laid off the coke and actually focused on his better works he would be thought of in higher esteem.

>>87224277
HOW COME SHE GETS TWO DRAGONS

BLUMPFFFF

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Could Dany drown in lava?

>>87223805
This is very believable t b h

>>87224277
Because Emilia Farts can't even be bothered to dye her hair for the biggest role of her life, you really think she'd cut it too?

>>87224348
No, because if you were to jump on lava you wouldn't sink, it's too dense.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>tfw even Kevan wanted to fuck Cersei
No shit she grew up fucked in the head.

>Ser Kevan remembered the girl she once had been, so full of life and mischief. And when she’d flowered, ahhhh … had there ever been a maid so sweet to look upon? If Aerys had agreed to marry her to Rhaegar, how many deaths might have been avoided? Cersei could have given the prince the sons he wanted, lions with purple eyes and silver manes … and with such a wife, Rhaegar might never have looked twice at Lyanna Stark. The northern girl had a wild beauty, as he recalled, though however bright a torch might burn it could never match the rising sun.

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Urri shook his head. “Worms... worms await you, Aeron.”

When he laughed, his face sloughed off, and the priest saw that it was not Urri but Euron, the
smiling eye hidden. He showed the world his blood eye now, dark and terrible. Clad head to
heel in scale as dark as onyx, he sat upon a mound of blackened skulls as dwarfs capered
around his feet and a forest burned behind him.

“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.”
Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes
came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I
am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the
Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith...even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath. And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair.

>>87224284
>Randal Flagg's spiel to Roland is superior to anything George has written.
Yeah that was a great scene but the rest of that series is trash. King could only write when he was on LSD. Overall, GRRM's prose is superior.

Dialogue is not the end all be all of prose btw

>>87224369
>meanwhile Maisie learned to swordfight left handed

Jaime??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4saDAGhPa98

>>87224373
>>87224404
>>87224437
What the fuck are you talking about

>>87222827
>T. GAY NIGGER

>>87224277
She'd look even fatter with short hair, they're already struggling with the lighting and black clothes.

>>87224550
Then D&D turned her into a meme character and ruined her career.

>>87224574
idk my mom hates her now and she's a showfag

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>>87222633
Why do you idiots go full retard over this shitty show?

>>87224599
Maybe your mom has taste.

>>87224555
He's right
If you wanna punish people instead of rehabiliating them, just kill them and be done with it.

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Why the actual fuck did Cersei confess

>>87224662
This. Max executions and eugenics are underrated.

>>87224673
Ned already knew and there were no witnesses. Also she's a prideful arrogant bitch.

>>87224475
Has a new chapter been released?

>>87224701
Kill yourself barneyfag

>final few minutes of the entire show
>it's the 21st century, a Chinese-American woman is dusting something off in an archaeology dig in modern-day Northern Ireland
>she shouts over to someone "professor, come quick!"
>George RR Martin waddles over, complete with spectacles and lab coat
>"what is it, professor?"
>"something very... Old."
>camera pans down to show what she's holding
>it's a family photo of the Starks
>end theme plays

Harrenhall...

>>87223081
Frey abomination

>>87223713
Robert's a dramatic guy. He didn't love her enough not to cuck her every day.

>>87224778

>cameras existing in westeros

>>87224832
That's the joke, I think

>>87224778
Fake and gay

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>>87224673
Because Bobby was fucking boars and hunting whores.

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>>87224723
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TOzYKnHHFS87I2B1Mx1xaF0zoR5pjdl5bLh9Fzi6Dts/edit

>The dreams were even worse the second time. He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each
other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed...

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>>87224887
>Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed...

Mad Queen Daenerys confirmed for the books. Get hyped.

>>87222677
https://youtu.be/uuDu43Gnyts?t=17

>>87224887
thanks

>>87224402
Kill yourself, kike

>>87223012
>implying that wouldn't make the series 10x more entertaining

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>tfw the GoT threads are slowing down.
>tfw eventually they'll die out completely just like the old Lost threads

I've seen it before and it'll happen to you.

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>never wanted a crown for himself
>just wanted the best for the Iron Islands
>loved Asha and respected her even though he understood she could never be queen
>was loyal to his brother to the end
>even when captured and awaiting death his first thought is the well being of the woman Euron is planning to torture and kill

Why is Damphair such a bro?

>>87225017
>hfw he realized he didn't learn to fap with his left hand

hey daeron

>>87225017
It'll just turn into a place to wait for TWOW news.

>>87225017
Heh, I just realised that Jaime's slowly been developing JUST hair

>>87225017
Good, generals are cancer

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>>87225051
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MAAAAARCHES

>>87222633
who is that qt?

>>87224555
I think Jaime would disagree

Jaime would be pro-prison

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>>87223042

>that green hair

>>87225098
Actually in iron age cultures prison as a punishment was pretty rare. Unless you were politically sensitive it's just where you hung out until they figured out your punishment. Couldn't afford to feed a bunch of permanent prisoners.

>>87224887
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easily as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold, and gleamed and shimmered when they moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal, whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols folded into the steel.

>Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known 400 years ago, in the days before the Doom, but even then, they would’ve cost a kingdom.

I guess the theory is that the runes help control dragons

>>87224348

what sorcery is this I thought that was a gif

>>87223054
Question. Does anyone actually think that the Blackfyres had a better claim?

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>10 minutes into wildfire and chill she gives you this look

What do?

>>87225254
A huge chunk of the Westerosi nobility before they lost. because they did have a better claim

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Beric.

>>87225289
I wish I had a voice like him

>>87225270
old rag, she has totally lost her touch

>>87225305
His voice is pure hot chocolate I love it

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Seriously though, what would the Lannisters have even done against the undead?

They have no dragonglass, Jaime is the only one with valyrian steel, wildfire seems like something Cersei wouldn't give up.

>>87225254
Wasn't the legit heir a product of cuckoldry? Same with the guy before Maegar

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>>87225017
he looks like a sad puppy

>>87225270
110% sure she gives great head.

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>10 minutes into GoT and chill she gives you this look

What do?

>>87225351
Fairly certain that's supposed to be a rumour, but no one knows for sure.

>>87224880
Jesus Christ look how far Game of Thrones has fallen since season 1.

>>87225254
iirc Aegon IV spread rumours about his son actually being his brothers' bastard, but since he had not chosen another heir that's probably isn't true

>>87225399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucB4UrhI-3w

>>87225381
Confirmed

Twincest 69 in S8/TWOW please

>>87222721
Alright good to know.

>>87225351
>>87225391
No one knows. There's a decent chance though yeah. The doubt was enough for Aegon IV to legitimize Daemon and give him the sword, which was a pretty obvious signal.

aaaaggghhh...

>>87225387
She would actually be decent if she lost some weight, changed up her hair style, and stayed the fuck away from red lipstick

>>87225344
They would provide soldiers, Jon and co. would provide the dragonglass

>>87225387
throw up

>>87225416
Why the fuck would he spread rumours of his heirs illegitimacy if he didn't believe them? Did he just not like being part of a dynasty?

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>At last, I've truly become... bookfags are fucking niggers btw, kys

What did she mean by this?

>>87222828
>First we ate the horses. We weren't riding anywhere, not with the castle surrounded. We couldn't feed them, so fine, the horses. And the cats, never liked cats. So fine. I do like dogs. Good animals, loyal. But we ate them.

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>>87225387
She's so pure lads

>>87225512
>Why the fuck would he spread rumours of his heirs illegitimacy if he didn't believe them?
Because Daeron was a little bitch and Daemon was like Rhaegar and Bobby B merged into one.

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>white """"people""""

>>87224880
>actual dialogue

wtf i need instagrammable one-liners. season one has such low rating. sad!

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>>87225430
>ilent flip off
truly /our/guy to the end

>>87225387
BESSIES TITS
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>>87222633
The one on the right is the worst actor on that show. Of all the actors and actresses on that direct to YouTube tv show she has the least talent, even worse than the BBW with the big tits and the green haired babe.

I'm also not a big fan of that red beard guy. I would love to throw piss in his face.

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>>87225430
not enough cocks and cunts

>>87225610
>"""false""""flagging

>>87225610
Is she filming an sph video with that guy with the micropenis?

And why does he have a tattoo of Mickey Mouse's glove giving the white supremacist hand sign?

>>87225430
never understood with Lena Headey's eyes were so fucking closed in that scene. Must have been bright but Sean Bean's were fairly open so idk

>>87225807
what are you 0 years old? the sun doesn't take up the whole sky

>>87225610
It keeps getting worse, fuck

>>87223695
I thought her wrist was a grotesque looking elbow and arm in this picture.

>>87223713
Robert is completely delusional and always chooses to ignore the things he doesn't like and overhype the things he does like.

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>>87225441
/ourincest/

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>>87225862
It's over now, these are mere remnants

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*get married*
*tell no one*
heh
nothing personnel westeros

>>87225969
DRUMPF SUPPORTS R'HLORR, IMPEACH

>>87225983
they had a septon, should've had another witness though

What is the FIRST instance of the show jumping the shark

>>87226086
Robert dying

>>87225351
>>87225391
>>87225468
Holy shit. Aegor Bittersteel really IS proto-Stannis.

>>87223695
To show me the C A L V E S on this redhead beauty

>>87226086
Zombie Viserion blowing up the wall

>>87225983
preston was right here

>>87225387
I know she's an attention whore, but I kinda feel bad that /tv/ is eventually going to uncover all of her embarrassing photos just for liking a dumb show

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what do the Turnips represent?

>>87226086
Tywin's death and them omitting out the actual circumstances surrounding it is the most accurate one

>>87226177
oh yeah she's a real shy sort, poor thing with her hot ass tanlines

>>87226086
Ramsay's dogs

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>>87226146
Gotchu senpai

>>87225807
Hangover.

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Why does she hide the freckles so often?

>>87226086
Shae implying a 2deep4tyrion backstory.

>>87226342
>pic
Is Rose being cuckquean'd by that fatass womanlet?

>>87226342
The hell. How tall is this guy

>>87226342
He's in my city these days, basically everyone and their mother met Kit. He really wear heels on a daily basis.

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>>87226423
All his mass went into his arm

>>87226461
Sam THE PLAYBOY

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>>87226065
They had seven

>>87222923
this Kate beckinsale?

>>87226423
look at at his boots

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>>87226342
>shopping with women
>hands in pockets

>>87226423
He's standing several feet in front of Emilia and Rose

>>87226342
>you just KNOW both girls agreed the night before to wear slipper shoes with 0 heel to comfort his ego

>>87226533
more on this theory?

>>87225344
what did the Lannisters even have left after the shoah?

>tfw you would treat Rose Leslie write and not cuck her with a fatass
>tfw not even a manlet (5'11 so just missed the cutoff)
Why does she hate herself bros? Why Kit?

>>87225387
Raise your portcullis wench. I shall take what is mine by rights.

>>87226208
esme bianco's fat titties

>>87222730
god damn dem tits

>>87226777
They probably look like shit without any bra on, because she's fat

So what do we think of the Quaithe=Ashara theory? And what did her prophecy mean?

>>87226748
She has no idea what a portcullis is. They never say it in the show.

>>87222750
Get Melissandre to castle black

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>>87224647
there's a joke here somewhere

give me a minute...

>>87222750
to get the autist demographic

>>87224615

CAREFUL ANON CAREFUL

This retarded fanfic is probably going to end before even the 6th book comes out, isn't it

>>87222827
fuck off subhuman andal

>>87226841
You can't pander to autists that way. They lack empathy so including an autistic character does nothing for them.

>>87226663
No theory. I was just joking about the seven being witnesses then added the filename for further shitposting.

I am mildly curious how wedding ceremonies between New God and Old God worshippers functioned.

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aagghhh...

>>87226788
we need to find out

>>87226872

It's probably going to coincide desu. Then dream of spring will coincide with the premier of the reboot.

>>87226872
Yes. I'm gonna enjoy the memes for what they are knowing the books are not the show.

So is anyone worried about Jon or Danny having an overreaction over their family history once it is revealed?

Incest certainly isn't unusual either in GRRMs fantasyland or IRL medieval royal families but I wouldn't be surprised if the writers artificially create an negative overreaction to it which causes some problem.

>>87226802
quaith is a varys spy

>>87227055
I don't give a shit.

>>87227055
>So is anyone worried about Jon or Danny
no

>>87227066

So he was hoping to divert Dany so she'd get lost/killed in Asshai?

>>87227055
>Dany finds out she's related to Jon
>Makes her even hornier

>>87227055
>Danny
The Immortal Iron Fist, Champion of K'un Lun and sworn enemy of the Hand? Why would I worry about him?

>>87227055
I am. It's a waste of time. They're already foreshadowing the pregnancy, just don't stretch that shit out because we all know they'll get over it. Also Jon, should get over it fast considering the conversation he had with Theon about it. It'd be shit if they just forgot that and he was actually just a hypocrite.

>>87226683
They still have an army in the Riverlands, right? The Golden Company is coming to their aid. And I'm not quite sure, but I think most of the houses from the Reach, the Stormlands and the Crownlands are supporting them.

>>87225949
*unzips*

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Jon listen to me. Rhaegar's marriage to Elia was annulled for no reason so you're not a bastard. You can fuck your cousin now Jon. She's your real cousin.

>uplifting music plays

Was it kino?

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Watching someone's Dragoncon stream when...

>>87227264

What cousin? Dany is his aunt.

>>87227157

The writers could do the opposite(reveal it but nothing changes).

Or Jons ancestry could be kept hidden.

>>87223329

Who knew Daenerys had such a dererdere side to herself? She is willing to do anything Jon says at this point?

>>87227304
>What cousin?
Arya. Or Sansa.

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>>87227055
A hero arrives North to save the day.

>>87227304

She's kind of both, since her parents/his grandparents were siblings.

>>87226230
Just finished 4x10 with the director's commentary where he claims "the great mistake Tywin shows in this scene is he can't finish without showing his disrespect for women"

wew lad

>>87226683
Dany only burned the rear guard that also had a lot of Tarly forces, they even said that they are stretched very thin. I'd say they have around 7.000 left including forces in the westerlands and riverlands

>>87227346

you really think jonsa can still happen

>>87227304
He was talking about Bran. Bran is Ned's son. Jon is Lyanna's son. Lyanna and Ned are siblings, making Jon and Bran cousins.

>>87227363
>Just finished 4x10 with the director's commentary where he claims "the great mistake Tywin shows in this scene is he can't finish without showing his disrespect for women"
really?

>>87225399
Olenna and Jaime scene

>>87227352

That would be funny, one of them storms off and Jamie steps in saying he banged Cersei and fathered 3 kids with her, so don't worry about it.

>>87227055
I doubt the incest will be that big of a deal. The real drama will come from Aegon reeling from the fact Ned (who he respects and his honor code he takes seriously) is not actually his dad and lied to him about his parents, and the fact that he's gone from a bastard to literally the most royal person in Westeros. For Dany the drama will come from the fact that she now has family alive and that Aegon's claim is more legitimate than hers

new

>>87227435
>>87227435
>>87227435

>>87227392
No, but I can dream

>show about subverting expectations became predictable schlock

The irony

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>>87227352
That must be so underwhelming for Jaime though.
>So you're fucking your aunt eh?
>I've been fucking my sister for 30 years lad, fathered 4 children, get on my level

>>87226086
Tyrion Pig Jousting

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>>87222923
>>87226536
>this Kate beckinsale?

I dunno.

>>87227055
dany always assumed she was going to marry Viserys before she got STEPPE'd so I doubt she cares about incest

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GHAAHGAHAA.......

>>87222633
being a bastard in the storm lands had to get you hella pussy.

my name is storm...jon storm