A Dance with Dragons edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN711viMMe8
>>87222633
aagggghhh...
But this is DEGENERACY and INCEST
>>87227435
Which one is Euron gonna snag?
>>87227474
Worst sex scene in the show.
>>87227299
Nice. Happen to know why she was topless at the con?
>>87227474
It was hot, too. Dany is such a nice aunt.
dany
J O N S A
>>87227440
Realizing the burden & sacrifice it was to protect him with the lie will probably outweigh any negative feelings. He'll Ned was between a rock and a hard place and was trying to do his best for Jon's sake and Lyanna's.
Then again this D&D so it will be some obnoxious plot point that lets him act bitchy and allows for an extremely transparent fakeout where we think Dany might try to get rid of him. Which of course she won't, because she'll be having his baby and shit.
>>87227474
>literally his aunt
>even let the audience know right beforehand
>normies probably still applauded
And they say the slippery slope isn't real
>>87227435
>pic
Aemond, what a cunt
>>87227474
BUT muh tumblr JonxDany hashtag
BUT MUH #BOATSEX
>>87227410
Yup, word for word. Completely deflates Tywin's death scene.
>>87227521
It looks way better with actual decent lighting
What did Dany do for the dothraki?
After she no longer needed them she discarded them, after everything they did for her
>>87227435
The 2 dragons left better fucking survive this shitshow, and they better find more eggs and shit. I just want a bunch of dragons and that's it. Just dragons living and also Jon's sweet ass.
>>87227559
there is literally nothing wrong with incest
>>87227599
The lighting makes it worse because it shows that they put Dany in the dark to avoid people seeing how fat she is.
>>87227559
Incest actually isn't a big deal if it's not multigenerational and since Jon is a product of outbreeding himself it should be fine. Or would be if they weren't both mentally retarded midgets in the first place.
>>87227521
Lets investigate why.
>directed by Jeremy Podeswa
>Jeremy Podeswa was born in 1962 in Toronto, Ontario. His father was a Polish Jewish[1] painter, and the only one of his immediate family to make it out of the German Nazi camps alive.[6] Podeswa graduated from Ryerson University's Film Studies program[7] and the American Film Institute's Center for Advanced Film Studies (now the AFI Conservatory).[8] He is openly gay.
>polish jewish
>openly gay
no wonder you just get jon's butt for most of the scene
Why did they make Rhaegar look exactly like Viserys? Are they trying to confuse normies? There's no way anyone who hasn't read the books or wiki didn't think that was Viserys
>>87227592
Are David or Dan Canadian? Because this is Leaf levels of retardation.
>one threw away his entire military campaign and got himself killed by fucking some foreign peasant bitch with a fat ass
>one completely betrayed the Northern lords who put their faith in him and sold away the North's Independence to fuck some foreign dragon bitch who IS a fat ass
Who was the bigger fuck-up lads?
If post number ends with 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 then GoT sucks
Azor Jaime
>ywn french kiss your twin
>>87227559
How many of them do you think actually put 2 and 2 together.
And people are just desensitized at this point. It's acceptable within the bounds of this universe, and easy to ignore when like everyone is tangentially related to everyone else in the most convoluted ways.
"hi I'm your sister-aunt-step daughter on your mom's side and your grandmother on your father's side, but also I'm secretly not related to you at all because reasons."
>>87227692
agreed
LANCEL!!!!!
Could we have a moment of silence for the best side character this show ever had.
https://youtu.be/pozI5n6A_Io?t=2m5s
Name my band
>>87227599
christ what a thicc ass
manlets always have the best butts and thighs
https://youtu.be/HVqANGJrZ-0
:(
>>87227746
Zombie Mcgee and the Gold-Goth Three
>>87227599
>>87227643
I don't even know where to start with this horseshit, but the first thing that comes to mind is that they're the same height, which is absolutely insane, given that Emilia is tiny - if her google height is correct, I'm close to a foot taller than her, and I'm not even that tall.
Kit, step up your fucking height game mate.
>>87227706
>implying
>>87227753
Fucking bubble butt
>>87227685
Robb was for certain. He should've ditched the foreign whore for the Frey. Not sure if Walder would have supported him entirely though
>>87227621
>there is literally nothing wrong with incest
Fuck off Cersei you dumb cunt.
Just fucking die already.
>>87227746
Necro-cest
>>87227643
Didn't he also direct the Sansa rape?
>>87227735
>Egg...Egg...I dreamed that I was old
I teared up irl reading this
>>87227746
Man I really love Qyburn. He doesn't give a shit and he's just a sciencefag.
>>87227811
WE NEED TO GO THICCER
>>87227811
Why does he deposit fat like a woman?
>>87227850
PLUMP RUMP
>>87227643
The guy directed some good sex scenes. It's not his fault that Emilia and Kit cannot do a good sex scene.
The 1x01 twincest dicking was better even if they were clothed.
>>87227811
>>87227662
Because according to Dany, Rhaegar and Viserys have the same hair
I want _______ to sit on my faceHard mode: no Emilia
Where'd all the comfy book discussion go?
>llanarth rodge hosts a game of thrones debut party, he's caught up on the series after buying the dvds with his redundancy pay
>turn up at llanarth rodge's with a pack of cider
>he opens the door
>"cider glider is it shag? You look like death warmed up son"
>walk in, Bryan from llandenny is there with raglan moses
>"right rodge, let's pop it on then"
>rodge looks each of us in the eye
>"so who has got sky go then?"
>fucks sake rodge
>bit-torrent the episode, rodge shouting in the background "i don't agree with this mind you!"
>sounds of tins opening
>get to the ed sheeran scene
>rodge looks like somebody has lit a fire under his ass, he jumps out his seat, "is that dai larrop's brother who used to fish off the wye bridge?"
>moses raglan weighs in "dai larrop's brother fell down that steep bank by the a442 half a decade ago"
>rodge nods, "he owed me a pork pie"
>>87227859
Estrogens, low test.
>>87227895
Kit
>>87227735
>ah dany, did i ever tell you about master aemon, he was a targaryen much like yourself, he passed many a wisdom to me, once he said "a targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing", he was a good friend.
>>87227895
>I want _______ to sit on my face
Brienne. No question.
>>87227910
Usually short hair men are high test. Makes the ends of the long bones ossify faster so they stop growing sooner.
>>87227898
There's no more books, your grace
>tfw no twin
This is like the size of western europe
where's everything else
>>87227685
Jon did nothing wrong
He got the North a much better option to fight the WW with than giving swords to little girls and a future marriage alliance with the iron throne
SAY MY NAME: _______
>>87227942
I have a twin. That shit's fucking gross.
>>87227599
God I want to make love to Emilia so bad.
>>87227949
thats outdated, there no asshai and shadowlands
>>87227811
what a semen vacuum
Just imagine being balls deep in that bp and spanking him to make him clench your dick and watching that pained/gormless expression on his dumb slut face
>>87227940
Next you're gonna tell me Dorne is white.
>>87227953
agun
>>87227953
mah name is aaygon tahgairien
>>87227953
Gary Snow
>>87227960
Pleb.
>>87227953
Jahaerys Targaryen
>>87227953
aunt fucker
>>87227949
Westeros alone is the size of South America.
>>87227960
So you're ugly is what you're saying.
>>87227599
>>87227753
>>87227811
How do I get dat ass?
>>87227989
It's there, it's just not labeled. Far far right bottom corner just by Qarth. You can see a bunch of cities in Essos not labeled.
game of thrones is bad
>>87227898
>pic name
Man, I hope they will use this song more when they'll start filming the D&E stories. It's so good and wholesome and pure.
>>87228039
>Jahaerys Targaryen
kek
>>87228054
By getting fucked in it
>>87227812
Frey didn't give a shit if Robb kept mistresses, the man has dozens of bastards himself, he just wanted his daughter to be a queen.
>>87227685
Robb is such a fucking qt, holy shit
Jon is a fucking gormless faggot
>>87227674
>"...he can't stop that whore classification and that worthless classification of certain types of women and it just galls Peter(Tyrion) who is, like it or not, a gentleman."
-Alex Graves
This is just after Tyrion's strangled his ex-lover and is about to kill his dad on the shitter.
>>87228009
Of course it is.
>>87227925
If they pass him off with a bullshit sentence I swear to god we riot.
>>87228099
>It's so good and wholesome and pure.
The song is about trying to get someone to try oral sex.
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>87228143
so did he even watch the episode or did he record his commentary while jacking off on skype?
>>87227953
JUN SNUH
>>87228037
t. Only child
>>87228052
Nope, tall and good facial aesthetics. My sister is quite a looker as well.
>>87227811
Is this real? If this is real, I'm going tohave the wank of my life
>>87228188
Only one of these actor's characters are dead yet we attribute GRRM for killing off major characters.
What is he thinking about?
>>87228188
>I know
>I know I've let you down
>>87227949
To the west past the Sunset Sea.
Who /Farwynd/ here?
>>87228234
I do have a sister actually.
>>87228055
Nah, the whole essos west of the bone mountains is missing
>>87227953
THE PROTECTOR OF THE REALM
>>87227435
Moon ≠egg. Moon = godess, sun. It is known.
>>87227474
Meh
>>87228273
to be fair Theon would be better off dead.
> yet we attribute GRRM for killing off major characters.
That was only ever because the big deal fantasy series of the time of Game of Thrones' release was Wheel of Time, where no one ever fucking died.
>>87228276
was his tax policy should be
>>87228120
>>87227746
The Lions and the necro wizard
>>87228099
>"But he licked the honey from her hair."
>It's so good and wholesome and pure.
>>87228306
it is a goddamn miracle that Jon didnt get killed in this sequence. He should have been fucked at least ten times over.
>>87227685
>>87228303
not west, east fuck
>>87228276
>The rape, Sansa
>>87227615
Vissy is going to kill Rheggy thats for sure
>Stark girls are really that fucking dumb
>holy fuck they are dumb
>fucking dumb
>die dumb bitches
>wait they are not that dumb after all
>>87228368
why
>>87228276
"Now I have a dragon ho ho ho"
>>87228350
>robb's chad glare
>jon's virgin stare
>>87228318
There was also Lord of the Rings. Plot armoring your favorite characters is still a thing an GRRM is not free of it.
>>87228390
So is the three heads of the Dragon mean Drogon is going to have three riders?
>>87228276
"This is actually quite a bit harder to get the hang of than I anticipated."
>>87228177
>>87228339
Perverts.
WHO FUCKING FED THE DRAGON TO THE ENEMY TEAM
WHO
WHO DID THIS
WHO IS THIS STUPID MONGOLOID???????
>>87228109
Wouldn't Roose still have betrayed him regardless of what happened with the Freys?
>>87228405
I was talking about contemporary fantasy series.
>Plot armoring your favorite characters is still a thing an GRRM is not free of it.
The entire idea that a major character could get permanently injured, lose something important to them (permanently) or even killed in a situation where logically that seemed likely was not something you saw a lot in early 90's fantasy. It happening at all shocked people then, they'd gotten so used to the other way.
>>87228427
Jon's gonna ride Rhaegal probs. He better not get him killed too ffs.
So, Jon is now officially an auntie fucker then?
>>87228387
i don't see him dying to anything else, Drogon will get revenge for him tho
>>87228442
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>87228370
Sansa has a definite redemption arc but she's still dumb. She has been spoon fed all the way into where she is now. Does that mean Ned was too?
>>87228211
Even if that were the case I find it hard to believe he was jacking off while reading the scripts and directing it.
>>87228444
He couldnt, even with Lannister support he wouldnt have the men.
>>87228440
Lots of medieval songs were like that. People have always liked double entendres.
>>87228442
s-sorry it was my little brother I let him play for 2 secs
>>87228444
Yes, once he lost Winterfell he was fucked. Those were the two nails in the Stark coffin.
>>87228273
To be fair two of these actor's characters are dead in the books at this point.
>>87228485
But they already played the angle of a dragon dying for Drogon to get revenge. Seems more likely Rhaegal is there for Jon to ride.
>>87228054
you're born with it, then you train to get it fit
I have a big ass too but I'm not fit (and a manlet but not as small as Kit because he's smaller than my little brother), if I was I would probably be harassed by women and men alike
But I'm a lazy ass and I'm already have a gf so I'm fine
>>87227953
Aegon Targaryen, Sixth of his Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, The White Wolf, The Aunt-Fucker.
>>87228442
>"Enough with silly plans! ;D"
>"YAAAAAASSSS" t. retards
>Impulsive actions deliver dragon to Night's King
>"..." t. retards
>>87228442
>think youre fucking immortal
>take your prime weaponry into uncharted territory you have no knowledge about
>its all going fine until the enemy realizes you're out of your depth and retaliates
>suddenly you've lost 1/3 of your best weaponry and its been commandeered by the enemy
Dany is really fucking shit at tactics, its like going into enemy territory with your best units in age of empires, when the enemy has a monastery and a bunch of priests just chillin nearby
>>87228566
>I have a big ass too
prove it
WINDS OF WINTER FUCKING WHEN
FUCKING FAGGOT FAT FUCK HACK FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT
>>87228490
Sansa is being stuck in the same fucking cliche "oh my life sucks" form since season 2.
>>87227952
>Jon did nothing wrong
Except for, you know, the whole selling away the North's independence for some pussy thing
>>87228350
A challenger appears.
>>87228581
wololo
>>87227784
and yet you are the bitter virgin while he fucks 10/10s all day every day. makes you think...
>>87228577
>>87228616
Damn nikolaj is such an effortless alpha
>>87228476
>two dragons left
>two Targaryens left
>the other dragon is literally named after Jon's dad for extra pottery
Yeah it's absolutely fucking happening
>>87228616
>He thinks he's better looking
>I-I'm better looking
>>87228276
>omisego
>should go to bed
>not tired
>want to keep reading asoiaf
>but gotta get up early
>mfw
>>87228593
More wine, your grace?
>>87228566
>be manlet
>have big round ass without ever having done a squat in my life
>used to be really self-conscious about it until I find out a big ass is supposedly desirable
Felt gud desu. Gonna have to start doing something to keep it this way. Heck it might even get bigger after a while
>>87228478
Yeap
>>87228581
She was playing Age of Mythology but the Night's King just installed the expansion that adds China.
>>87227718
More whores, your grace?
What absolute waste the Dance was.
>be Targs
>have amazingly scarce resource that is the only reason you have any power
>handle succession in the most retarded way possible
>decide to settle it by smashing irreplaceable, rare resources against eachother
>let young dragons die
>let older legendary dragons die
>let some beautiful pure golden colored dragon get fucked up and die
>massive pyrrhic victory
>eventually lose all dragons
>doom your ancestors to eventual overthrow & massacre
Literally snatching victory from the jaws of defeat
>>87228635
>leaving a literal 10/10 for Emilia Clarke
I think I'm better off tbqh
>>87228009
Dorne is Hispanic Brown
>>87228501
Roose was hedging his bets right from the off; holding his own troops back, sending other Northmen out on stupid missions where they either died or got captured, secret meetings at Harrenhal with all types. Robb fucking up the Frey alliance just sped up Roose going over to Tywin.
>>87228714
Good, now bend over
>>87228616
>Richards hair and bulge
Please I can't handle these levels of homolust
best king coming thru bois
>>87228635
im not a virgin mate fucking lmao
>he fucks 10/10s all day
he fucks his 7/10 gf only?
>>87227953
noh jr.
>>87228581
>Dany is really fucking shit at tactics, its like going into enemy territory with your best units in age of empires, when the enemy has a monastery and a bunch of priests just chillin nearby
How is it Dany's fault?
This stupid kin of ze noath wasted shit ton of time for NO FUCKING REASON and refused to sit on a FUCKING DRAGON and FLY AWAY.
Honestly that scene was so painfully retarded I almost fucking killed myself while watching it.
And why the fuck that frozen nigger used his spear to kill another dragon instead of destroying the dropship dragon that picked up Dany and other retards?
Fuckign hell everything is STUPID
>>87227784
This no mam under 5'7 deserves respect
And even than its barely out of child height
>>87228695
>>want to keep reading asoiaf
what book u on senpai
>>87228788
ARRRRRGHHHHHH
MY RIGHT ARRRRRGHHHHH
>>87228786
>>87228677
Would have been nice to see Jon interact with Reggy at some point like he did with Drogon, and make it a point that they bond a little
>>87228778
Stone Dornish = Dayne Azor Ahai Master Valyrian Race
Sandy Dornish = Moors
Salty Dornish = Spics
>>87228788
HOMO SUPREMACY WHEN
>>87228476
Tyrion got Viserion killed.
>let's capture a Wight even though there are 100,000 of them.
>you wanna go on this suicide mission, too, Jon, even though you are the king in The North and our only remaining ally? Knock yourself out!
>Daenerys, don't risk your life to save the man you are madly in love with!
Tyrion probably should have known what was going to happen.
>>87228827
>Stone Dornish = Dayne Azor Ahai Master Valyrian Race
>>87228748
I'm retarded, obviously meant *defeat from the jaws of victory
>>87228677
>all those 'tyrion will ride viserion' fags on suicide watch
it's perfect
Bring back cute redhead waifu ;_;
>>87228739
>>87228788
>tried to usurp the throne
>could've taken KL in one month or less
>spent time and money on everyday tournaments and other rainbow shit
Yeah, about right
>>87228788
They really made him a Mary Sue in the show.
>>87228566
>manlet with big ass
hahahahahahha
>>87227996
This disgusting is shit why everyone hates fags
>trial by combat can absolve you of crimes
>you can choose a substitute
The fuck is the point
>>87228668
It never stops happening.
>>87228849
heh, nothing personnel kid
>>87228745
Lancel get the whore stretcher
>>87228843
Fair point. He should have anticipated how stupid both of them are.
But Jon really had no reason to be hanging out slashing around at the end of that battle.
>>87227685
The question is why did the northern lords even think they would manage as an independent kingdom. Sure they were independent before but that was centuries ago. They are not able to function alone.
>>87228869
I opposed rewriting her death scene back when it was first discussed for story reasons but knowing how shit the show is now I regret it. If you can't have good writing, you can still have waifus.
>>87228778
Their is memes and then their is your disgusting insults
Nobody deserves to be a South American Native Mongrel
>>87228667
kek saved
One minor issue I had with Cersei and Jaime's conversation about her plan to not send troops was how Cersei said something along the lines of "you'd think we'd fight with foreign scum?", then immediately tells Jaime her plan is to hire a foreign mercenary company. Now, I know being a hypocrite is part of her character, but what I found a little annoying was how Jaime didn't call her out on her bullshit then.
It's an extremely minor issue and doesn't really affect the plot, but something I noticed.
This is legitimately painful.
>heels
>standing on toes
>>87228788
t. Knight of summer
>>87228898
don't have you have a pedo waifu thread to get back to
>>87228788
good job dabid
>>87228849
>>87228915
Dayne is Day, Stark is Dark. The Daynes were Azor Azhai and the bitchboi leftover bastards with the Others were called Starks
Dawn = Lightbringer
>>87228915
DAYNE?
>>87228273
Only because he tricked everyone into thinking that Ned and Robb had a bigger purpose in the story other than getting killed
>>87228882
He was one of my favorite in the books just because how much of a sarcastic asshole he was. That part where he loses his shit at Joffrey getting beaten up by Arya is great
>>87228934
>they could before
>but now they can't
How come?
>>87228781I'll do my clenching exercises while your benis is sandwiched between them like a hotdog
>>87228668
>Marched army through open field, without reconnaissance, knowing there are dragons about
>Brings ONE fucking scorpion/ballista.
>Failed to take out the dragon and the YAASS QWAAN.
Meanwhile, at the North:
>Night's King demonstrate his good arm game.
>Dragon goes down with a fucking icicle.
>Acquires Blue Eyes Wight Dragon
>>87228983
Can't wait to see Jon wielding this.
What if StannisSTILL ALIVE??????????????
>>87228975
he has tiny little hobbit legs too
>>87228918
Is that what they call Pod's Rod?
>>87228964
I think the idea is that Golden Company are disciplined, 'civilized', semi-westerners with similar culture working out of citystates, whereas Dothraki are totally alien to Westerosi culture and have none of the same customs or 'honor'. Or maybe by that point she just stopped caring.
>>87227435
Why would they go thorugh all this trouble to bring a wight to kings landing only to kill him in 1 minute? Surely the other Lords in Westeros wouldve liked to see a walking dead man.
>>87228894
>Animu reaction images you saved because you are a pedophile
You are even worse than this manlet
>>87228982
>no peach
I will never not be mad over this
>>87229034
uh there's only one though?
>>87229042
>>87228822
If only Rob hadn't been an idiot. This god on earth would still be around to be all noble and gorgeous
>>87228964
Well, the Golden Company is big enough for Lannister forces not to fight with them, so there's that.
Also the regiment was formed by Westeros exiles and big part of it still is from Westeros.
>>87229078
I'm not a pedophile, we watched Kizumonogatari 1-3 with my loli-nieces and nothing happened.
>>87229002
Yeah that was a lot more fun than the King that Should Have been crap show version
>>87228933
>Fair point. He should have anticipated how stupid both of them are.
Tyrion has no room to call anybody stupid after what happened this season.
>>87228908
>Nikolaj is 185cm
>They make him look like 2m
>AAAaaaaaaaaaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-aaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh
What did he mean by this?
>>87229140
always keep a manlet in your back pocket to accentuate your heigh
>>87229034
What the hell happened to this show's art department?
>>87229092
Howland Reed's got the other one.
>>87228826
There's really not enough time left in the show for nice little scenes like this now that they're rushing everything. Bit sad desu. Would love a scene of Dany meeting Ghost but that probably will get cut for time as well
>>87228908
Wo/manlets should be bullied and humiliated.
>>87227537
He looks more beautiful than her.
>>87229013
that's right you fucking will
>>87228901
the tradition is rooten in a sort of "god is with the winner" mentality, notably since 1176 the clergy was allowed to pick champions to fight for them, for obvious reasons so the point is probably the same in westeros
>started as a proof of might makes right
>gets entangled with religion
>champion option added to balance it
>making the favor of god(s) shown by having an evenly matched fight
t. archaeolofag
>>87229096
I guess he really was...A Song of Ice and Fire
Help lads playing mount and blade GoT mod and my renown is thicc and everyone wants my dick,
Who do I join?
>>87229184
Why are they rushing the show now? Are they afraid GRRM will actually release Winds of Winter and make them look bad?
>>87227537
>>87229206
Sophie Turner's cousin is far more attractive.
And considering her """acting""", probably a better actor too.
>>87228981
The only things worse than fags who act their faginnes out are pedophile anime furries
>>87229176
I read an interview with the episode's director who said they did make a sword that matched the book description but the white blade made it look like it was a block of plastic, so they just went fuck it instead and put a sticker on a normal sword.
>>87228933
yfw viserion died and was turned because jon was a manlet so couldnt reach to get up onto the dragon
>>87229266
After like 4-5 years of being constrained by source material, D&D went pigwild. Also they can't actually write for shit. Also they probably want out.
>>87227554
Why do people think that the incest thing won't be an issue for Jon? Jon is gonna be devastated. He'll consider himself no different from CerseixJamie.
>>87228442
Wololo
>>87229218
Gods I was a whore then
>>87229265
Robb/Tywin/Stannis
>>87229273
Sophie's cousin is cute!! CUTE!
>>87229294
that's why you don't let dumb slut manlets handle anything important, just keep them in bed.
>>87229133
>Loli
Hello pedophile
GYLBERT KING! GYLBERT KING! GYLBERT KING!
>>87228306
HE ATTAC
>>87229327
Well I'm already a mercenary for mannis so I'll,bend to knee.
>>87229266
D&D want to move on already, and the show has probably become significantly more time-consuming and difficult to write now that there's no source material to pull from. They just want to get this shit over with already so they can move on to Confederate
>>87229329
>>87229273
ugly bitch
salsa is much more pure and pristine
>>87227639
Jon is almost Dany's sibling.
>>87228908
>yfw hearing this everytime you see Sam IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW8FKkVnqng
>>87228798
>How is it Dany's fault?
Tyrion, like, 1 minute before
>"Don't go, it's a terrible idea."
Danny:
>"ENUFF WIF DA CLEVAR PLANS"
>>87229280
Just because you're not a furry doesn't make you a better pedophile.
Just think about all those fagoos allowed to roam free now and you'd still get lynched if they knew about you.
>>87229273
>Sophie Turner's cousin is far more attractive.
So that's what she'd look like without the slag makeup and terrible diet.
>>87229273
you're cute but don't post yourself on 4chan....
>>87229391
Execution by elephant quartering.
See you at the square tomorrow.
>>87229286
they shouldnt bother making dawn anything of significance if they wont explain it
>>87229391
>Salsa
>Pure
>>87229308
>After like 4-5 years of being constrained by source material, D&D went pigwild. Also they can't actually write for shit. Also they probably want out.
Can't blame them, that Confederacy series is going to print money I tell you
What do we say to the god of deadlines?
>>87227685
Jon got the North dragons and 2 armies.
Robb got a lot of Northmen killed.
>>87228901
>>87229218
small addendum
the "trial of seven" where more than one champion fights is probably, like the red wedding, based in british history, since a 30 on 30 trial was carried out between two clans
tl;dr.
trial by combat is accurate
champions were used to even the skill to make the favor of gods clearly visible
trial of seven is somewhat accurate with a few examples irl but not many
>>87229329
Alexander gib Aitolean clay
>>87229456
moderate kek
>>87229456
"Don't interrupt me I'm finally in the groove today and I have another food scene to write"
>>87229394
Inbreeding depression comes almost entirely from recessive traits. Even one instance of outbreeding undoes most of it.
>>87229406
What does that even mean?
>>87229396
>love is a murderer
catchy af anon, ty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8XP1EipeYI&feature=youtu.be
>>87227866
Context?
>>87229456
We make him pay the iron price.
any leaks yet?
so is bran the night king and whispered the mad god to kill them all?
>>87229387
>he show has probably become significantly more time-consuming and difficult to write now
could have fooled me.
i didnt think they were getting past first drafts anymore
>>87229641
Gotta leak?
Btw, if you're not watching Twin Peaks, do so.
You're welcome.
Seriously, you'll want to suck my dick.
LANCEL LANNISTER WHAT A STUPID NAME
>>87229697
THIS IS THE WATER AND THIS IS THE WELL
>>87229678
"Did you get the Arya/Sansa winterfell scenes done Dan?"
"Yes...Well no. Sort of. I got drunk and passed out halfway thru"
"Good enough"
-cue theme music-
>>87229697
twin peaks has always seemed 2weird4me desu
>>87229697
Do I have to watch the 90's series to get into the new stuff?
>>87229711
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTER SHITS
SURROUNDEDY BY TARGARYEN GRAVES
>>87229678
They barely had to write before, just adapt. Now they have to come up with entire plot lines and character arcs.
>>87229750
no but yes
>>87229697
>nigger Lincoln destroying the world in the 1950s
uh Racist much Lynch?
>>87229750
You say that as if it's a chore.
Look, just get through the hurdle of getting yourself to watch S01E01.
You'll realize the hurdle ends there.
>>87229823
>Lynch thinking he can get away with this in 2017
Oh, sweety.
>>87229771
>Now they have to come up with entire plot lines and character arcs.
>plot lines
>characters arcs
havent been around in some time
>>87227435
FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOORES AND HUNTING BOOOOOOOOARS.
>>87229825
What happened to Mace? I forgot
>>87229863
Exactly.
>>87229905
blown up in the Sept
>>87229905
He ascended into Godhood.
Azor Patchface
>>87228813
clash of kings
anon convinced me to read them a few days ago
>>87229905
He is a Club now
>>87229955
he tried to warn us
>>87229962
Thoughts so far?
>>87229935
Damn. For some reason I thought he went to Braavos and got killed
>>87229858
um I spelt it with a captital R, don't you dare speak back
>>87229966
it's time for bed
>>87229988
much easier to follow than i expected
just annoyed that the pages are so small, but i guess that's needed considering the size of it
>>87230055
What did they mean by this
>>87230055
"no rubble"
t. Preston
>>87230070
whatever the westeros version of illuminati is
>>87230053
So do you think it's better than the show?
>>87228882
How so? Every character that talks about him other than Brienne just says that he was a retarded homo that thought he deserved to be king just because he dressed pretty.
>>87230070
>>87230138
Not how he's presented in the show. It's incongruous with the dialogue they copy/pasted from the books where Renly really is a vainglorious child.
>>87230109
yeah
safe for some minor things e.g. characters being more likable in the show (manly cersei since i find it kinda neat to have 2 opposing sides which are likable in their own retarded ways)
but overall superb
>>87230091
Braavos. Faceless Men are real, the North Pole is proof of flat earth and that's only the beginning.
>>87230218
Personally I think what Cersei loses in virtues the Starks gain in flaws. Plus Stannis is more likeable.
>>87230091
>whatever the westeros version of illuminati is
>>87230055
>>87230218
I agree. The only improvement this show has ever made over the books is Cersei's convo with Robert in season 1. I don't know who was responsible for that but they're probably long gone now.
>>87230286
>I don't know who was responsible for that
GURM.
>>87228668
Man, that sword has more design thrown at it than the entire s7 wardrobe.
>>87230314
ah okay, he's def long gone.
I thought he wrote a different episode tho?
>>87229405
First of all, you mixed two different scenes together. Second, Tyrion said NOTHING when Jon offered to go beyond the wall, even though it would have been a disaster if Jon died. This was Tyrion's plan, so he deserves most of the blame. Don't call Daenerys stupid for trying to salvage it.
>>87230355
Gods, I was invested then.
>>87228350
look at the sword sizes though. I think I know what they were trying to imply.
>>87230367
Scenes sometimes get shunted to different episodes after being written. As a result GRRM is credited for some things he didn't write and uncredited for things he did.
>>87230286
idk, i have a weird hope for DnD messing with people deliberately given that a scene explaining the LF shit was cut
but we'll see
>>87230251
wanted to strangle Cat after the first book tbqh
NEW THREAD
>>87230434
>>87230434
>>87230434
>>87230447
Stop making up shit, Gurm's episode happens long after Bobby is dead.
>>87227746
Gold mountain lion
>Enemies build ballista
>Wounds one dragon, almost kills you.
>Be aware of this.
>STILL GO TO MEETING
>AT DESIGNATED LOCATION
>WHILE RIDING YOUR DRAGON
>INSTEAD OF JUST WALKING.
Danny wouldn't last three minutes without plot armor.
>>87229955
What is Patchfaces endgame and what about his mysterious rhymes?
>>87230847
to Make stannis laugh
>>87230070
Bran is Night King.
>>87227895
Emilia, don't care.
>>87230384
>Tyrion was like "no don't go you're too important and it's dangerous"
>Danny still goes
lol, rewind that shit, niqqa
>>87228577
Actually she said "enough with the clever plans". She obviously meant it.