/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Sheryl Lee

>>87219599
Jumping Man comes back in episode 17

You don't get to bring frenlos

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>>87219640
Sherman Lee

>>87219599

Can we get a quick rundown of crimes comitted by W.E.?

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>Twin Peaks will never be this comfy again

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Why did Mr. C turn the box into a seed with his phone call? Is there now a tulpa in Buenos Aires?

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Friendly reminder that s4 is confirmed


http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/has-twin-peaks-been-a-hit-showtime-1034370

>From a financial perspective, Nevins says Twin Peaks has exceeded expectations.

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/culture/television/twin-peaks-sherilyn-fenn-audrey-david-lynch/

>If David Lynch wanted to do another season of Twin Peaks, would you do it? “Oh yeah. He said if people loved it he would do another one, and the hardest part is just sitting down and writing it. But he had so much fun this time, he really loved it. And he got to do it the way he wanted to. It’s like an 18-hour movie, so he’s happy. Let’s just stay positive. It really turned out the way he wanted it to in his heart.”

https://twitter.com/SHO_TwinPeaks/status/902177684817661952

>the suit goes back into the archives, to be worn at a future day, maybe, no idea, keep your fingers crossed

http://deadline.com/2017/08/twin-peaks-no-second-season-showtime-david-lynch-david-nevins-tca-1202144491/

>David Nevins : , “the door’s always open to David Lynch, whether that would lead to another season, I don’t know if he wants to do it,”

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Don't eat the clues.

1945
The atom bomb is detonated for the first time. Whether through fear, fire or something else, the gaps between our world and the Lodges are thinned out.

The Experiment voms up a load of eggs. Possibly also BOB - or perhaps he's the dad. Either way, they are connected.

The Woodsmen and at least one egg pass through to earth.

BOB passes through to Earth (or an Earth-adjacent bit of the Black Lodge) at this point too. At some point he will meet MIKE, who will make him his familiar, and from this point on, they will go on their rapey murdery spree up until MIKE sees the face of God and repents.

The Giant and Senorita Dido respond to the presence of BOB, or the Experiment, or both, on Earth by creating the Laura orb. Either it lands in 1974 as Laura Palmer is conceived, or it enters Sarah or Leland Palmer to ready them for that conception.
1956
The Woodsmen have developed a rudimentary understanding of human behaviour and technology. The Experiment guides Abraham Lincoln Woodsman to put the New Mexico town to sleep.

Sarah Palmer (for it is she) swallows a frog-bug. This gives her the psychic abilities/Lodge connecting power seen in the original series. It also allows the Experiment to possess her, if need be. I suspect she was targeted because she had the Laura orb in her, in an attempt to neutralise or keep tabs on her.

(Grace Zabriskie, who plays Sarah Palmer, would have been 15 in 1956 so that more or less fits the age of the girl.)
1956-1991
At some point in this time period MIKE and BOB end their partnership. MIKE cuts off his arm and siphons the worst of his personality/sin into a separate being, the Arm.

Also BOB - now a lone agent - steals the other Lodge beings' Garmonbozia (cf. MIKE's remarks previously). This fucks them all right off.

He escapes to Washington, Earth, where he abuses (probably) and possesses (definitely) Leland Palmer.

GIVE ME TWIN PEAKS BLUE ROSE CASEFILES SERIES RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>>87219759
1974(ish)
Leland and Sarah meet, marry and mate. Yes, BOB is probably fucking his mum. Laura the magical orb girl is born.
1986(ish)
At the age of 12 BOB begins his nightly visits to Laura. He seems intent on breaking her down so that he can possess her.

I suspect that the purpose of the Laura orb seen in episode eight was to be a trap for BOB. If he possessed her he would be obliterated. More on that shortly.
1989
Philip Jeffries enters a portal in Argentina, the poor sod.
1991
A lot of people die.

Laura is contacted by the Arm and the Tremonds, who want her to wear the Owl Ring. That will stop BOB possessing her, which will leave him alive so he can be captured and punished at the cost of her life.

Dale from the end of season 2, stuck in the Lodges, tries to warn her across time not to wear the ring but she ignored him, does so, and is killed.

In the middle of season two, BOB, after leaving Leland, is captured by the Black Lodgers and put on trial. This trial is what Jeffries saw in FWWM after entering the portal. present at the trial are the prosecution (the Arm, the Tremonds) and the defence or public gallery (the Woodsmen, the Jumping Man). I also suspect the Jumping Man may have been the Experiment constrained or disguised, based on the way Sarah's face was imposed on his in episode 15.

The upshot of that is that BOB is found guilty and locked up in the Black Lodge for the remainder of season 2 (slight parole when Josie dies). The Missing Pieces version of the scene ends with BOB crawling into the Red Room followed by the Arm.

(Jeffries sees all this after getting lost in time after entering the portal. He also sees Mr C's creation in the Lodge. He escapes to warn Gordon but arrives too early - note how he looks at the calendar on Gordon's desk in despair - and then vanishes again.)

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>ywn see Cooper and Audrey have an unexpected pregnancy and him assuring her it's all going to be alright and they'll find a way to make it work
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey deciding to live together in a cozy cabin surrounded by Douglas Firs
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey raise their baby boy Richard together
>ywn see Ben pissed at first that Cooper got his young daughter pregnant but warming to the idea and giving Richard his first bicyle for his birthday
>ywn see Coop being a proud daddy while he teaches his boy about Tibet and tells him stories about his time in the FBI
>ywn see Coop take Richard, Harry, Andy and Hawk on camping trips
>ywn see Coop and Audrey encouraging their boy when he's feeling down or sad and giving him valuable advice
>ywn see Cooper beaming with joy when Richard has a fulfilling life

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Does anyone else want to color correct some of this season? Not all of it. Just some scenes that look washed out. It's the only thing that's bothered me.

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Friendly reminder that
THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

>>87219694
I want to fuck that boy

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>>87219787
CASEFILES

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Don't you forget about me

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>>87219801
BOB sees an opportunity to escape when Windom Earle and Dale Cooper enter the Lodge. He extracts Windom's soul and uses it to make the doppelganger, hereafter referred to as Mr C. He then rides Mr C's body out of the Red Room like a prisoner in a laundry cart.
1991, immediately following S2
Mr C and BOB, alternating control of their body, visit the emergency ward. BOB rapes Audrey, who is in a coma; Mr C gets hold of the Owl Ring.

Mr C also visits Briggs, who is spooked and fakes his death. He then goes into partial hibernation in the White Lodge, emerging here and there to do it's bidding.

Mr C also visits and rapes Diane. He then replaces her with a doppelganger.
1991-2016
At some point before 1997 (which is when Dougie has his car crash), Mr C creates Dougie Jones out of a 'seed' and some of his own DNA as a get-out plan for when the Lodge comes knocking. He gives Dougie the Owl Ring either to keep BOB from possessing him, or to ensure Dougie will be transported in his stead (cf. Ray) or both.

I'm not clear on the Briggs timeline but I believe he may have taken Dougie's ring and swallowed it, knowing his death was approaching, in order to lead the authorities to Dougie - either to expose Mr C or because he knew Coop would have taken his place by that point.

At some point the Experiment enters the White Lodge. The Giant summons Cooper from the Red Room and speaks to him across time: "It is in our house now." This could happen at any point, really. Not clear when.

The Experiment also decides it wants to be reunited with BOB.

Mr C becomes aware of the Experiment and wants to capture or destroy it for his own ends, or to avoid it killing him. He uses the money he's built up in South America (possibly by killing Gordon's man in Columbia) to fund the box in New York. It's purpose is to pull the Experiment in from beyond our plane and capture it.

>>87219822
anon pls, you somehow managed to make it look so bad

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Friendly reminder that Death Peaks confirmed to play in episode 17, they will play "I've Seen Footage", pic realted is MC Two Rides

>>87219720
The phone he used can turn seed into feed (formerly Chuck).

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>>87219851
2016
Cooper is all set to return to Earth when the Arm's doppelganger - apparently allied with the Experiment - boots him into non-ex-is-tence. The box, by coincidence draws him in, but as it's not designed to contain him, it ejects him again.

The Experiment, possibly following Cooper, then gets pulled in itself, but is too strong and goes head-munching instead. It will later contact Mr C pretending to be Jeffries and mockingly tell him, "I missed you in New York... Soon you will be back in the Lodge and I will be reunited with BOB."

That doesn't happen, of course. Cooper is deposited in the White Lodge's purple room, where he is briefly threatened by the Experiment ("Mother"), which has infiltrated there, before departing with the help of Naido.

She has set the room's current from AC to DC in preparation for him to exchange with Mr C through Mr C's (DC) cigarette lighter. Instead, he is pulled through Dougie's (AC) wall socket. MIKE destroys Dougie and pockets the Owl Ring.

(A side note: I think it's interesting to observe that there doesn't seem to be any co-operation between the White and Black Lodge's any more. The Red Room lot were going to deposit Coop using a portal behind a red curtain; the stuff about the sockets only came after Coop was booted out into space and pulled into the White Lodge. Also, the Giant spoke to him apparently in secret after summoning him across time. That doesn't mean they're entirely at odds, but they could have different goals or schemes.)

Meanwhile, Jeffries - who may be a kettle, but isn't a bad guy, it seems - allies with MIKE and sets up Mr C to be killed by Ray.

Mr C is also arrested, during which time he deliberately acts weird in order to trick Cole into bringing in the Diane doppelganger, who is to be his inside woman.

The Experiment, meanwhile, has figured out that Mr C is on his way to Twin Peaks and has decided to use the long-ago-ingested frog-bug to fully inhabit Sarah and lie in wait.

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Lucy is the most underrated girl in here, but that's because most of you are tasteless brainlets. Who else here knows that she is /bestgirl/?

>>87219876
fake

>>87219822
Bad. Now it looks like all generic netflix indie flicks.

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>>87219826
I WAS BORN IN A HOUSE WITH THE TELEVISION ALWAYS ON

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>>87219822
I don't love how the digital cameras look in The Return, and some of the color correcting hasn't been the greatest either, but I must say I did enjoy the look of that scene. There's something soft about it, it looks dreamy and almost fake, there's something uncanny about it that I'm sure wasn't intentional but was something I felt when watching it.

Think it worked really well given it is the scene that everybody has been waiting for.

>>87219876
this is a meme right
if mc ride would do a cameo i'd legit start watching this show tho

>>87219901
She has the sweetest voice.

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>>87219891
For their part, the White Lodge has remained active, ensuring that Andy and co would be present near Jack Rabbit's Palace (it was about the bunny!) in order to collect Naido once she'd finished being catapulted through time and space, and recruiting Legend Larry Hulk Hands to be her capable protector.

So now we have five parties converging on the town: Mr C, who seems to be searching for The Experiment with BOB inside him; The Experiment, who is inhabiting Sarah Palmer (and may have Woodsmen in tow); the FBI and Sheriff's Dept who want to figure out what's going on and save lives; the White Lodge crew (Larry, Naido, Andy) who have an unknown plan; and Cooper, who seems to have some idea of what's happening and is being guided by the Red Room crew while carrying information imparted to him by the Giant in the White Lodge.

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>>87219720
Seeds are smooth and gold. That's just a compact chunk of metal.

>>87219901
My heroin junkie brother watched the pilot with me one time and the only thing he got out of it was that he wanted to fuck Lucy.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>87219750
But I thought we agreed it wasn't about the bunnies.

>>87219923
>i'd legit start watching this show tho
What are you doing here?

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>>87219694
>you will never spend the whole weekend watching movies and playing FIFA with tomboy Laura
just fuck my shit up senpaitachi

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>>87219901
Glad people appreciate my waifu, but just remember that she is my waifu.

>>87220029
>but just remember that she is my waifu.
Post pics of your gut with timestamp.

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>>87219822
The color correction is my favorite thing about the visuals, alongside with the superb framing. You managed to make it look like complete shit.

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Where's Pete? Is he gonna show up in the finale?

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Just rewached episode 3 from the first season and this conversation between cooper and hawk draw my attention:

>Cooper : Do you believe in soul?
>Hawk: Several
>C: More than one?
>H: Blackfoot legend. Waking souls that give life to the mind and the body, a dream soul that wanders.
>C: Dream souls... where do they wander?
>H: Faraway places. The Land of the Dead.
>C: Is that where Laura is?
>H: Laura is on the ground agent cooper, that's the only thing im sure of.


I have a theory that The Fireman is actually the dreamer, and the lodge spirits are just his dreams.

The phrase : "We are like the dreamer who dreams, and then lives inside a dream", could mean that the all the lodges, mauve zone, convenience store, etc... are located in different dream or existence planes, and dead is one of the ways of "awakening" from the real world and going to the "Land of the dead" in this case, the black or the white lodge.

The reason why i think the fireman is the dreamer that is above all, it's because he sees the events of both the real and the spiritual world in a screen, and because he knows what is happening and what will happen next. He also created Laura from his head floating in the air laying down.

What do you guys think, possible , not possible or totally retarded

>>87220095
Gone fishing

>>87220063
Everything looks so bright and lively.
>>87220095
He's dead... but not wrapped in plastic.

>>87220095
дa

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>tfw you go from 4:3 to 16:9

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>>87220095

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>87219901
The first time I watched Twin Peaks she was honestly the one I was most attracted to desu. Her awkward weird girl thing really got me.

>>87219989
i heard about based mc ride and wrote that post because of it

>>87220061
Andy's wearing a fat suit (the actor and the character - this will come up in the finale).

Finale Spoiler

Carrie Paige isn't a Sheryl Lee character, she's Beverly Paige's daughter who is a prostitute. Cooper is going to save her from the fate the new Renault brother was talking about on the phone in the bar scene. That's why Lynch established Beverly's husband, to show she was married and caring for a family.

>>87220127
>>87220129
>>87220140
I don't think I'm liking the sound of these responses

Why did BOB hide letters under the fingernails of his victims?

You can't explain this

>>87220216

Because he felt like it

>>87220176
Fair enough.
You should watch the show anyway, maybe it's destiny that brought you here.

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>Mrs. Tremond and her grandson were confirmed to appear in the new season
>16 hours in there's no mention of them

Either they are set to appear in the finale or they have already appeared in some way, shape or form.

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>>87220205
Thankfully I didn't read any of that but nigga learn to use spoiler tags.

>yfw Lynch pulls a real Lynch and turns Cooper back into Dougie in the final episode

>>87220216
Serial killer persona gives an x3 garmonbozia multiplier. But really though, it's because Leland was into that.

>>87220257
She was right there opening the door for Boop.

>>87220216
He was trying to spell his name for shits and giggles.

>>87220259
It's not really a spoiler, just a guess because everyone seems to think sheryl's going to be the character

>>87220295
But he put a T and R underneath the fingernails and there are no ts and rs in Bob.

>>87220257
They haven't appeared yet in any way. I'm surprised that she's still alive.

>>87220294
She was way too young and tall to be Mrs. Tremond.

>>87220333
Robert.

>>87220333
there are in Roberto

>>87220205
She's not Paige, she's Page[/spoier].

>>87220095
Is it future or is it past?

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>>87220095
FELLAS DON'T DRINK THAT COFFEE

>>87220357
>She was way too young and tall to be Mrs. Tremond.
I meant in the teapot's motel room

>>87220257
>Mrs. Tremond and her grandson were confirmed to appear in the new season
Really? When?

I never really got how MIKE and gerard worked.

the spirit of mike seems to be posessing a human by the name of gerard. Like how BOB posessed leland. But you always see just the body of mike. Even in the lodge and now 25 years later. And he had to take drugs to keep mike away but he still acted like he was mike even when he was under the drug. And as you see in fwwm he is running around and doing lots of lodge shit

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Okay guys which characters do you want to see brutally murdered in the finale, for me :

>Lucy and Andy

would be great that now that sarah palmer is going to the sheriff station because of the murder of that guy that both brutally die in a scene where sarah palmer eats their heads without anyone being able to do anything because they are all locked up

>Tammy

Would love to see Tammy killed by evil coop or by a woodsmen, seeing his skull totally destroyed by one of those beings would be totally kino

>The mitchum brothers

I dont care how they die but they should, would love to see their bodies destroyed by falling from the waterfall of the great northern.

>>87220333
BOB said that his real name is Robert in the ending of the european version of the pilot.

>>87220294
Oh, that could certainly be her as Mrs. Chalfont, good catch.

>>87220357
The actress is dead, unfortunately.

What are the odds of David Lynch convincing Michael Ontkean to do a season 4?

Piper Laurie and Joan Chen wanted to be in season 3 so do you think Lynch would work them in into a season 4?

>>87220095
Scene from the original so they can put in memory of Jack Nance

>>87220409
Leaks

>>87220405
That's who I was referring to as well.

>>87220429
>wanting to kill Andy and Lucy
Go be needlessly edgy somewhere else.

>>87220257
>>Mrs. Tremond and her grandson were confirmed to appear in the new season
no they werent

>>87220433
He'd probably work Piper Laurie in somehow, as long as the season would be mostly based in Twin Peaks, unlike S3.

Michael Ontkean would return if they filmed in fucking Hawaii.

>>87219728

>the Sherilyn Fenn interview

I can't wait until the finale hits so that Lynch and the actors can actually answer some questions instead of getting asked the same questions over and over again without being able to answer anything.

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>>87220541
you can't deny that seeing both of them die in a brutal lynchian 15 minutes murder scene wouldn't be a really great way to Lynch the plebs in disguise that haven't been lynched yet.

And i love both characters.

>>87220653
"no"

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>re-watch s03
>this is good but it's not per-

>>87220575
>Michael Ontkean would return if they filmed in fucking Hawaii.
Harry and Jacoby in Hawaii subplot when?

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>>87220433
>season 4
no ty

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>>87219978

Jackrabbits palace. It is about the bunnies

>>87220429
>which characters do you want to see brutally murdered in the finale
Chad.

>>87220547
Whatever makes you happy.

>>87220429
>>87220653
Cringe

>>87220705
sorry but it's happening regardless of what you want.

Also, why being afraid of another season, why do you hate change so much, if the new season suck, who cares? We will still have 3 great seasons.

>>87220653
>if you enjoy literally any sweet aspect of twin peaks that isn't weird black lodge shit then you're a pleb

>>87220705
>I don't want more of a good thing
Anon, are you g-g-gay?

are there any streaming alternatives besides weebcrew? last week they streamed it, it was filled with 30 second ads each 5 minutes

>>87220789
>it's happening

Nope. It's not going to happen unless Lynch and Mark want to.

>>87220789
>>87220823
t. brainlet pigs
>hurr durr feeeed me more! I haven't even seen the end of this season but I want more Twin Peaks! durrr

Hey guys I'm the guy that was complaining last night about the out of character cheesiness. I just rewatched the episode and did enjoy it a lot more. Hutch and Chantal's end was brutal and the scene in the casino was the emotional scene I was looking for. I'm still just slightly put off by "I am the FBI". It seems so odd for the show to contain such a cheesy trope. Yes, I know it was tongue in cheek and was maybe a call back to the original series, but again, it just feels out of place in this season. I loved when the music started, but when THAT was the climax of possibly the entire season, to me it just diminishes the emotional return of coop.

>>87219903
hope so, cause i'll kill myself if this turns out to be true

>>87220838
and as sherilyn feen said in >>87219728

Lynch wants to do it


So , yeah, its happening

>>87220826
Brettygood streams it too.

>>87220479
they weren't on the cast list
not happening

>>87220861
>>hurr durr feeeed me more! I haven't even seen the end of this season but I want more Twin Peaks! durrr

i would watch a 18 hour lynch film as good as this one every year until i die. Why wouldn't want another season

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>>87220159

>>87220866
i agree with you to be honest, 'i am the fbi' was just trite

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>>87220861
Anon, you're a h-h-homo if you don't think more Twin Peaks is anything but a great thing

>>87220866
>THAT was the climax of possibly the entire season
I doubt it is desu, you know the real shit is gonna happen in part 17/18.

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/TPG/ OC

>>87220866
I thought the "I am the FBI" was intentionally self-referential and cheesy enough to work. Not everything this season has to be dark.

>>87220908
The grandson might appear, they could have recast him if he still has the appearance of a child.

>>87220931
>>87220866

I think the same way, the "i am the fbi" moment was cheap forced fan service.

>>87220908
>they weren't on the cast list

Of course they aren't, you moron. They aren't played by the original actors.

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Holy shit this shot is so good, the clean digital look and the vibrant color of Dougie's coat.

Digital may not look 100% all the time in The Return but fuck it has its moments.

>>87220908
>they weren't on the cast list
Well one of them's dead....

I hope the new Bobe and the new James let bygones be bygones and team up at some point. Most improved characters by a lot.

>>87220995
>>87220974
It's not that it was dark... I don't know. It's not even fanservice, what exactly is it referencing from the original series? It's not really a Cooper specific line, he's just saying he's FBI.

>>87220678
this fucking song
broke the mute button on my remote

>>87220866
That wasn't the climax of the season. It was a scene that existed to make the viewer feel safe and at home with something cosily familiar again. More important than the cheesiness was the sincerity and good-natured, old-fashioned optimism of it, complete with the soft and welcoming main titles theme playing.

>>87221057
>tfw no bobe and jamie buddy cop spin off

>>87220963
COMFY

remember the time bobby tried to frame james ? good times

>>87220995

who fucking cares

>>87221059
It's coop announcing to the fans that he is back. It was a moment for the fans. I loved it. There isn't a whole lot to it though.

>>87221078
no pleb posts in this general, anoen

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>87221032
too many doors

>>87221059
I think people expected Cooper to have to be eased back into being Cooper after 25 years and didn't like him saying he was FBI and showing that he was in charge. I liked the line though so idk.

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>>87221078
COOLED
O
O
L
E
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>>87221057
Only partly related, but does anyone else think James looks better now than back then?
In his youth he looked like a fucking duck faced piece of garbage, he at least looks human now.

>>87221110
i do, it was a retarded moment that almost ruined the scene for me

Maybe because i didn't cared about having cooper back, because im not a baby that wants more of the same

>>87221125
People who wanted a slow coop return completely misunderstand his character. He's the ultimate exaggerated version of the all-good hero type. He's a force of nature.

>>87221117
BOTSWANAAAAAAAAAA

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>>87221003
We've already seen the grandson.

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>>87220963

>>87220995
>15 episodes of retard cooper
>1 cheesy but heartfull line
>"muh fanservice"

You fucking people are the worst

>>87221117
MONTENEGROOOOOOOOO

>>87221146
he doesnt just look like that if you havent noticed before

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>>87221205
i really like this one

>>87221163
>look how special and different I am

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>>87220995

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>>87221117
Stop. Leaving.

>>87220653
You don't understand Lynch if all you can think of is BROOTAL MUIRDER

>>87221112
I guess it just fell flat for me

>>87221125
I liked how he was just suddenly in control again. He's been easing back into the real world for this whole series. It was just the line. Just felt too easy. Even if he'd just nodded and gave a thumbs up - that'd be more fanservicey and it wouldn't have annoyed me as much.
I can't articulate what it is. It's not that it was fanservicey, it's not that it was sincere and lighthearted, it's not that Coop was too confident... it just felt plain and underwhelming

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>>87221032
>Mfw thinking about how nice that shot looked a couple hours ago when I was rewatching the episode
Thanks for the screenshot anon

>>87221078
the only thing that truly lynched me all season. it was prefect.

What things this season do you think mark frost was behind?

>>87220257
No one ever talks about the Jumping Man mask and the Jumping Man stick

>>87221287
I think you built up his return too much. I don't think I was ever super eager to see Coop come back. Dougie was a very comedic and sweet way to adapt Cooper's character into something new. In fact, I almost feel sadder that Dougie is gone. Coop is integral to this story though.

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>>87221367
this scene

that's it

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>>87221241

>>87221251
>ha ha rich evans
>ha ha diane evans
kys

>>87221367
The white horse appearing for 5 seconds in the red room

>>87219822
i think the washed-out look really fits the new season. it fits the darker lynchier feeling. though, i do miss the earlier seasons colors, which have the really warm look to them.
there are some scenes that have that old warm feeling though: >>87221032

>>87221367
not much, sadly

>>87221381
>frost's acting is so bad he puts Harry Dean Stanton to sleep

>>87221372
when he was jumping around it was, dare I say it, CUTE.

>>87221367
Dr. Amp's livestream show, Nadine and the Norma/ Ed storylines. Janey-E telling the criminals "We are the 1 percent!"

>>87220257
BULLSHIT

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>>87221392
>kys
kill yourself

>>87221439
Errr. * "we are the 99 percent."
I fucked that up.

>>87221131
explain

>>87221381
I wonder if lynch will make a cameo

>>87221439
is this the part where people start claiming that Lynch is actually a rightwer ultra conservative?

>>87221484
L Y N C H E D

>>87219953
Thank you for this bro. I haven't had a fucking clue what's Ben going on this season.

>>87221438
He was putting a hex on Leland

>>87221367
>>87221439

post yfw Frost is actually responsible for episode 8 and Lynch is responsible for "I am the FBI," all the coffee and pie jokes, and Nadine shoveling herself out of the shit

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What's the album called /tv/?

>>87220826

just get hulu shitskin

>>87221367
Tulpa lore.
Sarah's infection & eating the trucker scene.
Mr C's hijinks in the 25 year gap

>>87221528
Government man

>>87221524
But that isn't true, Mark.

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>>87221528
Album Called

>>87221506
Okay but everything in that pertaining to The Experiment/the Jeffries impersonator/Sarah/Judy/Jumping Man is sheer guesswork and might turn out to be wrong.

>>87221528
Heaven on the 7th Floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohW49tIdy0c

>>87221528
Dougie Jones - Dougie Jones

>>87220826
>>87221539
Yeah, everyone should just cash in on a free trial of something (Hulu, Amazon, etc.). Don't watch the finale in some shitty stream.

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>Dr. Amp: (screaming) THE NINTH LEVEL OF HELL WILL WELCOME YOU
>Smash cut to: Audrey

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don't mind me, just posting best girl

not even joking

Honestly the blind love for this tripe is a bit excessive. This season could've been trimmed down to about seven episodes and it would've had the same impact, save for the boring filler.

>>87221597
Potentially dumb question but who is the jumping man?

>>87221747
>blind love
So the people finding enjoyment in scenes you dismiss as 'filler' are the blind ones? Really makes me think

>>87219953
The black lodge crew is divided in two factions:

• The Arm | "Phillip Gerard" (doing as you said)
• The Arm's doppelganger (on the side of Mr. C + The Experiment)

Plus there's American Girl. And Briggs (on the side of Cooper and goodness)

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The last two digits of this post is how many times Michael J. Anderson will yell, "A FUCKING TREE!!" at his tv while watching the last two hours.

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>>87220963

>>87221778
The man who jumps

>>87220119
That shit just set up Cooper's dream, where his waking soul accessed the land of the dream soul.

>>87221486
I never claimed that but "we are the 99%" sounds straight off of Frost's Twitter.

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I've finally finished the book now after several weeks, and I'm frankly bewildered. To put it bluntly: Where did the fucking UFOs come from??
What was there ever in the original series to even suggest the possibility that the cause of all the strange and mysteries things going on in Twin Peaks were aliens? And yes, I know that Frost describes them as something more like extra-dimensional beings - but that's just arguing semantics. They're stereotypical Sci-Fi aliens.
The only link to this on the original show is Major Briggs, whose job it was to monitor transmissions from space in hopes of discovering traces of extraterrestrial life - but even so, it's made abundantly clear on the show that the only time he's ever actually received an intelligable message, it came not from space, but from the woods surounding Twin Peaks. Because that's what Twin Peaks was about - the dark woods, the mysterious spirits that dwell in them, and the people who have to deal with them. From these elements, the show built a unique and wholly original mythology.
So what made Mark Frost decide to almost completely disregard this mythology, and instead tie Twin Peaks to every tired old 20th century conspiracy theory he could think of? All that does is damage and cheapen the backstory and the concepts behind Twin Peaks. I mean, Roswell, random UFO sightings, Freemasons and Illuminati, the Kennedy assassination - seriously? Is that the best he could think of? And yes, he does throw in the occasional reference to the Black Lodge, the Giant or the Owl Ring - but it seems completely random, without any rhyme or reason, without any logic to it.

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>>87221778

>>87221778
he's the guy in the OP

what's the experiment? when did they talk about it

>>87219844
Needs more screentime in better call saul

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>>87220185
Remember when they used the same special effect on Diane that they used on Andy's gut?

87221747
you realize you're talking to people who ironically have read mark frost's books and champion a four hour cut of fwwm, right? more is better than less. narrative fags fuck off. no (you.)

>>87221864
Anon, you just got F R O S T E D!!!

>>87221367
>The glass box thing
>Mother/Experiment/Babalon
>Much of episode 8
>politically-charged scenes

>>87221874
The spooky ghost from the glass box, also seen vomiting up garmonbizzle in Part 8, is credited as 'Experiment'

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>tfw no candie wife

>>87221864
wasn't the alien stuff in the book meant to just show how humans try to rationalise the lodge stuff? i dunno i never read it

>>87221898
should be unironically

>>87221922
I see, thanks

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>>87221864
>he still thinks the UFOs and aliens are what they seem

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>>87220963

>>87221778
A frenlo

>>87222013
What were the owls anyway?

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So who have you missed the most in S3? Leland for me, his appearance in ep3 was way too brief.

>>87220029
She aged rhe best

>>87220866
have you even watched the other seasons?

cheese is not out of character for twin peaks

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Post best girl

>>87219901
>>87220029
reminder that women with baby voices were molested

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>>87222067

>>87221778
He is jumping man. He longs for fun. He jumps on a box. Everybody run.

>>87222071
I miss Windom wacky mischiefs

anyone making bingo cards for the finale?

>>87222071
he'll be in the finale right
he has to be
laura's been suspiciously absent from most of this series as well, thought we'd feel her presence a bit more

>>87222071
his face when nutting to black grandmas

>>87222071
It does feel odd that they got Leland in, having aged really well by the way, just to say two words which don't even have a clear meaning.

>>87222071
>mfw people thought he was going to appear in every episode because of Imdb

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>>87222076
*ahem*

>>87221864

>What was there ever in the original series to even suggest...

>The only link to this on the original show is Major Briggs, whose job it was to monitor transmissions from space in hopes of discovering traces of extraterrestrial life

You answered your own question there.

Also given the various lodge-like places and spaces we've seen in the third season, up to and including a flying lounge literally floating through some sort of outer space it is clear there is some connection and it was likely discussed between Frost and Lynch.

Honestly, it just feels like they were writing in random "weird" stuff and then kind of arbitrarily making connections later on.

X-Files also dealt with a whole bunch of random supernatural/paranormal stuff which took place within the same setting. Don't know what it would be so outlandish for Twin Peaks to be similar.

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>>87222097

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>>87220963
final one

>>87222189
to be fair she was old from the very beginning

>Jack Rabbit's palace looks like the palace in the water
damn, I missed that the first time
kinda obvious thinking about it

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>>87222236
And even then she was the best.

>>87222097

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>>87221528
Tight black ass

>>87221367
>implying lynch can write

>>87222071
I was hoping he would be used to portray Bob now that Bob's actor is deceased.

What are you guys doing for sunday? I'm making a big ass pot of chili and marathoning the entire season.

>>87221852
Sounded perfect for the character imo

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So is this place the White Lodge or not? What do you think? I always thought that it would be the place that Major Briggs described in his vision, and I guess this kinda fits the bill.

>>87221470
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>87222140
get ready frenlo

>>87222439
that's the black and white with a bit of gold lodge

>>87222384
meal prep with the gf while we marathon season 3 in the background and then getting drunk during the finale so we can forget half of it and enjoy it just as much the second time

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>>87222481
Candiefags btfo

>>87222439
I'm going to think it's the White Lodge, unless the last two episodes prove me otherwise.

>good cooper is white/pale
>bad cooper is darker/tanned
what's the implication here

>>87221747
THIS
THIS
THIS

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>>87222573
>what's the implication here
That white is right. There's a reason why Twin Peaks has barely any black people.

>>87222573
How can Cooper get sun if he's in the lodge? Also we know for a fact Doppelcooper has been in Brazil.

>>87222626
>implying tammys white
o helo pol

>>87222626
Are there any minorities in the entire series? Is Lynch /ourguy/?

>>87222626
>that pic
how the fuck does Lynch do it? Women just can't help themselves around him, you can see how wet they are.

>>87221864
There was never a UFO in Glastonbury Grove. Milford was seeing the curtains block out the sun, that's why it looked fuck-huge. The lights he described were the spotlights / strobe lights that we always see with lodge shenanigans.

Roswell happened 1 week after Parsons and Hubbard carried out the Crowley ritual (opening up a door to The Zone / fluidic space wherein the Zeta Reticulans and The Experiment live)

>>87221747
More like 15 episodes but the defensiveness is excessive

>>87222384
>big ass pot of chili

how can you eat this, doesn't have like 30000 kcalories?

>>87222670
Deputy Hawk, the black guy at the Roadhouse, Naido, the girl James got beaten up over, Jade, the black prison Warden

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>>87222520
>meal prep with the gf while we marathon season 3 in the background

FUCKING NORMIES REEEE

>>87222670
There was a black female doctor in the last episode

>>87221202
what the fuck happened to this guy

don't even know or remember his name

>>87221747
Filler,

Post one not memorable scene this season, go ahead

>>87222804
He's Shelly's bf.

>>87222067
Book of Ezekiel, wheels within wheels. The old cover of that Madeline L'Engle book.

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>>87222775
I feel really dumb how did I forget about Hawk lol

>>87222792
lol I knew I'd get at least 1 (you) for that

>>87222804
He's fricken Mrs. Tremond's grandsom!!!

>>87222129
He'll hit you with his death stick

>>87222804
filler

>>87222670
Hawk
Josie
Jonathan Kumagai
Agent Roger Hardy
Buck Wingate
Naido
Jade
Red's big black bodyguard
The Jumping Man
BOB

>>87222439
Briggs describes what he actually experienced during his camping abduction in the Frost book

>>87222805
episode 12 where albert telling tammy shit the audience already knows and then her sucking air while she tries to act emotion. Or any of the interchangeable "diane at the bar" scenes, there's like 4 of them

>>87222670

based hawk the best guy

>>87222804
He's Red, A.K.A, Mr. set-up-a-plotline-for-a-possible-season-4. I doubt we'll see him again this season, but if a season 4 is made I bet he and his chinese designer drugs will be the focal point.

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>>87222097

>>87221864
>to monitor transmissions from space
The antennae were pointed at Twin Peaks itself, all around it, and under the ground, and some were toward space

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>rewatching this scene in part 2
Please save Sarah, Coop.

>>87222626
>barely black people
what about the hobos

>>87220119
Like indian mythology.

It's possible, giving that things like Tulpas are a Tibetan concept

>>87222708
They want his seed, they want mini lynches

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>watching part 18
>see "starring Kyle MacLachlan"
Do you:
[ ] cry
[ ] cry a lot

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>>87223038
Whities in blackface.

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>>87223039

what is so interesting about the tulpa idea is thats only way the fbi understands it but episode 16 shows up that Cooper understands them more. He gives his hair and seed to make another dougie tulpa. That implies that tulpas are like alien clones, but lynch and frost the artistic geniuses that they are show it in that way, without ever telling. I am sure because of this there are many interpretations but for me its that.

>>87223108
Get ready for The Final Dossier

>>87223149
Niggers, so to speak.

>>87221579
underrated

>>87223152
Hate that Tammy gets to be the one to name the simulacrum / homunculus concept as a "tulpa". Now we're stuck with that Tibetan shit since Tibet is everything. Simulacrum works better.

Cooper has magical knowledge now. His power level is maximum. He is Special Agent Dale Cooper in every way but now he also has full magical black lodge etc. knowledge.

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>>87221747
>>87222735
>>87222933
hahah

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>>87223250
muh tulpa

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>>87223264

>>87222954
>if a season 4 is made
I think you mean "when." Season 4 is happening.

>>87223293
I love how observant Cole is with Diane

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ODeogi become government agent

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This was the most tragic scene in all of Twin Peaks. When Cooper realizes he is stuck in the Black Lodge seemingly forever while Annie is vulnerable and his evil doppelganger loose, it's one of the only times he appears vulnerable. It's heartbreaking when you compare to when he first enters Twin Peaks.
Why the FUCK was this scene cut out of Fire Walk With Me

>>87223357
Only if Lynch bothers to lift his fat ass once more.

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>>87223341

>>87223293
it dudnt get any greener

>>87223162
get off my fucking board, Mark

>>87223162
Go away, Mark

>>87221660
How do I do that if I live in a thirdworld country and don't have a credit card?

>>87223374
Because Lynch has a crush on Laura Dern.

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____!!

when are the going to branch out and make more than tv shows and books

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>>87223498
Fucking leave.

>>87223513
likea movie

>>87223406
I'm gonna watch the missing pieces tomorrow before the finale, I only got up to fwwm in my rewatch and finished it with like 5 minutes to spare before part 1 started
I remember watching it ages ago but I only remember a few scenes, like when Chet fights the sheriff of Deer Meadow, the Doc Hayward scene and Ed and Norma's scene which I wish I'd watched again before part 15

>>87223513
Such as?

>>87223544
There is a fucking movie, you retard.

>>87223498
I HATE cuteposters and vedderposters. They ruin my /tpg/ threads.

>>87223532
I tried watching Mulholland Dr. and it blew so bad I turned it off half an hour in. What was the weird dumpster lady monster anyways?

Probably the only good scene in the whole movie.

>>87223474
It all makes sense, Gordon Cole has a clown fetish. Give Diane a horn to toot and maybe she would have abandoned the text message chain and joined a circus.

>>87223581
I was shitposting but since we are here: Twin Peaks the videogame
An adventure game

>>87223581
>There is a fucking movie, you retard.
what

>>87223636
download Deadly Premonition

If I stick a fork in an electrical socket, will I lose 150 pounds, gain 8" in height, and become an alpha FBI agent?

>>87223636
The problem with that is Lynch knows nothing about game-making presumably. You could hand it off to Telltale or Dontnod or something, but that would just be a disappointment.

>>87223581
>There is a fucking movie, you retard.
no there isn't

>>87223693
Yes

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>>87223673
Em Htiw Klaw Erif

NEW

>>87223707
>>87223707
>>87223707

>>87223693
it won't hurt to try

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>>87223406
>mfw going to watch that cut of fwwm tomorrow
Can't wait

>>87223608
L Y N C H E D
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>87223718
i had no idea this existed, and I've been a fan of lynch since the mid 1960s

>>87223781
How old are you and why are you on 4chan still?

>>87219953
Do you have this fully written up somewhere?

>>87223841
I'm 86 and I love /trek/, /sp/, /pol/ and /tpg/

>>87223887
I do. It's on my hard drive.

>>87224037
are you the guy from cab?

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>>87223928
Take a timestamp of your old ass hand and post it, nigger. It'll probably be the best post you make before you croak if you do.

:^)

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>>87223928

>>87223513
what else can they do? they did everything in the 90s

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>>87224138

>>87220216
He's BOB. Eager for fun.

>>87220216
BOB is the Chad Serial Killer to Cooper's Virgin FBI Detective.

He did it just for fucking giggles after raping and murdering women.

>>87220216
Why do any batshit insane serial killers leave behind some sort of memento at their crime scenes? He's just a crazy boy, silly

>>87220430
Well, yeah, Bob is short for Robert. No one has "Bob" on their birth certificate.

>>87224640
i do.....

>when you try to make a shatner on 4chan joke and instead get challenged by super autists

>>87223293
>>87223444
>tfw you will never get to make a TV show and give your favorite singer a role in it as an excuse to hang out with her

You will never be as based as Lynch. Face it.

>>87224898
>you will never direct her to swing her hips excessively at all times and zoom in on her ass as she walks away

>>87224686
Your parents must be kind of functionally retarded or something. Or absolute white trash. Bob has always been the nickname for Robert.

Your parents gave you a nickname instead of a real first name. Think about it. Maybe that's how you wound up here.

>>87225235
anone, hOw dare you make assumptions about my home life, i'll have yOU know that my parents both are very smart people who hav big jobs that pay the big bucks, and i mean the big ones
the name Bob, as opposed to Robert, comes from the Croatian story of the Bobatamio, a story of a brave soul who did brave things though i can't remember what
so yea how about you f*****g read up on the FACTGS before calling my parents the retarded

>>87225235
my name is also just "bob" you out-of-touch coastal elite