Will he ever get the chance to direct a big budget film?

He couldn't direct a first-grade stage play.

>>87192706
Of course not
he's perfectly content forever producing movies in the style of what he did when he was 11. No ambition or drive to improve.

>>87192706
he had his shot and he blew it

probably eats him up inside every day

>>87193521
was the AVGN movie what you're referring to?
if so then yeah he fucked up bad

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>>87193895
I'm ready to go, Hank-sama

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James is retiring from AVGN because he's working on a serious horror drama movie. Ryan will be replacing him.

>>87194025
B R O W N

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>/tv/ makes fun of James for years because he's a cuck and his movie was shit
>James says he's not going to see some shitty movie that literally no one else was going to watch anyway (Ghostbusters)
>Suddenly James is "Based" and /tv/ acts like they never made fun of him
>James praises a feminist trash movie that's already been proven to be shit (Wonder Woman)
>/tv/ is already turning on him again and calling him out for being a cuck

So when are we gonna start making fun of him again? Or are we gonna start praising him again in a year?

>>87193521
>>87193874

The script was bad
He should have let his wife do some rewrit---

oh wait.

>>87194198
>we
>we
>we
Jesus Christ

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>>87194114

>>87194198
>Wonder Woman was bad
>BvS was good

Classic /tv/ pretending like the opposite of the truth is the truth. Very sophisticated.

>>87194288
What the fuck are you even on about, you autist?

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>>87194409

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While loser virgins keep trying to make fun of him on /tv/, James is celebrating the birth of his second child. Sad!

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>>87192706
why are youtube stars such failures when it comes to making actual films?

>lol it's meant to be bad ;)

Either they are too scared to try to make something good because they are afraid of failure or they are too stupid to realize that the charm of "bad" movies comes from DIY filmmakers giving their best despite the limited budget and talent.

>>87194526
Not many people seriously make fun of james here.

>>87192706
He should have kickstarted a horror film instead. He loves the genre and there are plenty of good low budget horror movies.

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>>87194526
too bad its not his

>>87194608
haha

>>87194409
seriously what the fuck is his problem

>>87194659
he's Mike Matei

>>87194659
He's an alcoholic.

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>>87194526
why did you post the photoshopped version?

He still produces AVGN kino 13 years after it began

James is kino

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>>87194608
jelly virgin manlet hating on James and his sexy bae

>>87194766
James deserves so much better.

>>87194198

/tv/ and /v/ have special place in their heart for james and avgn

>>87194766
Damn, what's her routine?

>>87192706
He has a chance of doing something like Sharknado.

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WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

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James unironically did a video about the mythology in his board games review series, he's a fucking simpleton who can barely put a sentence together without umming and erring throughout while being as unclear as possible. You give him time to script something and all he can come up with toilet humour and swearing a literal 6 year old would come up with, like in the Wizard of Oz review where Mike as the Lion starts swearing like a little kid being edgy. I cannot watch more than 30 seconds of Board James because I get second hand embarrassment, it feels like something a kid would make. Anything more complicated or subtle than making exaggerated wacky faces would be an embarrassment to watch.
If you like AVGN and you are over the age of 12 then you need to fucking gas yourself.

>>87194659
Mike is a huge sperg, watching James and Mike Mondays is painful because they both have the personality of a soggy newspaper and can barely put sentences together and get basic facts wrong all the time.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd falls in love with his best friend, Motherfucker Mike.

Unable to confess, James Rolfe is gifted by a deus ex machina with Mike Matei's phone number, wanting a piece of his 10-incher. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Matei, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, James finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy who cucked him. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the well-endowed racist's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BROWN BRICKS.

>>87194927
James gets cucked at 0:04 of this webm

>>87194927
wait I thought this was his wife, so who the fuck is this
>>87194766

>>87194913
>watching James and Mike Mondays is painful
imagine being a retard that watch what he hate

>>87194927
My favourite part is when AVGN says "DAMN" like he was impressed and popped a huge boner, I think that confirms it.

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>>87194766
Who has it better?

>>87195050
jesus just end wife on left's life already

>>87194942
>>>/v/
>>>/a/
>>>/out/

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>>87195034

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name a more kino moment than this

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My face when I saw the first few minutes of Jame's movie.

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>>87195050
James does. Doug is a sleazeball who only married his wife for the money, James' wife used to be qt but got fat after being pregnant, which is honestly pretty understandable.

>>87194942
Oh, so that's why he's called Elvis Atari.

But who is James supposed to be?

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>>87195050
Easily james. At some point she was kinda cute.

>>87195115
The Dick Tracy review where James got legit mad at the game at the end, the only time he's shown genuine anger in his videos.

>>87194966
That's an actress he hired for his movie, but instead of writing in a scene where he gets to kiss her (like David Lynch did with Mädchen Amick in Twin Peaks) James instead writes a scene where he watches a black guy do it

>>87195115
Definitely AVGN Kino for me, even without color correction that makes the whole thing look orange.

>>87195084
I think James has legit autism and Mike is a legit sperg. their only emotions are either stoic and boring as fuck or exaggerated beyond belief, its like they've got a switch between the two.

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>>87194942
The Angry Video Game Nerd falls in love with the Irate Gamer.

Unable to confess, James Rolfe is gifted by a deus ex machina with Chris Bores' phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Bores, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression and says, "GET THE HEYL OUT OF MAH PROPERTY!" then heaves an exasperrated sigh. After some investigation, James finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy who plagiarized him. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the Irate Gamer's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PLAGIARISM.

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>>87195247

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>>87194069

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>>87194942

>>87194804
that $325K deserved a much better director/writer

>>87195209
what are they supposed to act like bitches in front of the camera? No one wants to see that emotinal shit.

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>>87195247
>tfw Irate Gamer found a way to continue making money while AVGN sinks deeper and deeper because his reviews suck now because of lack of copyrighted footage

FINDS

Is Mike autistic?

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>>87195247
I wish Bores would come back as the Irate Gamer and get a million subscribers, only for the sake of seeing the ensuing butthurt.

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>>87195125
>wanting to fuck the girl version of yourself
They're clearly first cousins at least.

>>87194526
and crying at the recession of his hairline

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>>87195382
>not wanting to fuck the girl version of you

What the hell is wrong with you?

>>87195367
he just wanted to play minecraft

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>>87195125
>girl version of AVGN

Right up to the hairline.

>>87195382
I would smash my girlpussi

>>87195328
I didn't say emotional, they aren't charismatic or funny when they're just themselves, they're boring as hell, just look at RLM, they're stoic but they're not boring like James and Mike are

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>>87195119
He could not have thought that fake ET sidekick was a good idea

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>>87194913
This. James is a fucking loser of a man. Don't give me this "HUURRRRR HE HAS MORE MONEY DEN U AND PWAYS OLD VIDEO GAMES FOR A LIVING HE'S A SUCCESS"

I'd rather have a modest living and be a mailman or something and keep my sense of maturity and masculinity and wits than be a balding autistic manbaby who literally cannot escape his fantasy pop culture bubble he devoted his life to and can't grow out of being a fucking teenager from the 90s.

His early videos were charming and good for the time, but no one knew what a talentless retard he actually was

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>>87195382
>not wanting to fuck the girl version of yourself
>not wanting to use your own fetishes against you

>>87195559
>I'd rather have a modest living and be a mailman or something and keep my sense of maturity and masculinity and wits
The problem is you don't have any of that.

>ending of the AVGN movie randomly has the hot chick hook up with the black guy despite the white nerd and her having better chemistry and connecting more through the film
What was up with this? Is the joke that the nerd isn't supposed to win the girl?

>>87195511
James and Mike are comfy and themselves in their videos, RLM seem to be trying harder to make some of their "superior comedy"

Why hasn't James Rolfe cast as Seymour in a community theater version of Little Shop of Horrors yet? He would be fucking brilliant.

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>>87195625
it was James inserting his fetish into the film

>>87195593
Fuck off nerd

>>87195146
He deserves a beating for deploying the "golly gee i got a hot girl to like me what am i gonna do now" face while letting a woman two points below him alpha him in a photo.

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>>87195730
>tfw 2"

>>87194836
>Damn, what's her routine?
Monday through Friday she scoops lunch for the elementary kids. Do that and you too can get some meaty lunch lady arms

>>87195625
I think he considers the Nerd a stilted manchild with severe PSTD from awful games with a sexless Pee-Wee Herman / Ernest P. Worrell kind of way.

>>87195742
thats the point of the photo its a joke photo, but supposed to be cute and show their love too.
she is only like 0.4 points below him, maybe 1 above him considering we are both heterosexual men here

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>>87195050
fuck that guy on the left creeps me out. it's always that soulless smile. you just know he has gb's of cp on his computer.

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>>87195146
Maybe it was intentional and James is a feeder?

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>>87195730
Seriously, how did he get away with making racist comics and posting dick pics on twitter and literally nobody giving a shit?

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>>87195869

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>>87195882
Live-Action Loco Bandido when?

>>87195115
His iconic declaration: "I want to nail Roger Rabbit to the fucking cross!" Savage Kino, but kino nonetheless.

>>87195382
Download FaceApp and report back, sissy

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>>87195115

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Is it just me or even though old AVGN looks like shit and is in 240p, it just looks better than the HD plastic of today

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>>87195382
>all these replies from sissies and twinks

Implying I'd fuck a landwhale like myself.

>>87195511
I dunno, to me the James and Mike stuff seems a lot more natural than what most let's players put out, they're not forcing it. Mike sometimes gets a bit overboard but that's it.
The Rocky James and Mike episode is still some of the funniest shit on YouTube.

>>87195978
Pixel vision hides imperfections.

Also, bad jokes don't come across better when you turn it into HD. Get better material not a better camera.

HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

>>87195727
Lmao okay loser. Keep dreaming of being a fucking mailman of all things

>>87194659

He is Romanian.

>>87196078
This is the most brainlet post i have ever seen

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>>87196066
And yet Game Grumps and Nu Grumps have more subscribers and more animation made about them than boring ol' autistic James and Mike Mondays where Mike goes into a spastic fit whenever James plays bad (which is often).

>>87195622
fear
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>>87196112
Don't project, fanboy.

>>87196090
They make great hourly wages and have access to full federal health benefits and a union. Its a good career for anyone who isn't a faggot and decided to go to art school and end up skilless and broke you incredible faggot

James is and always be /ourguy/

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>>87196263
Only because /tv/ is full of Reddit beta cucks.

>>87196142
>Something is more popular than other thing
Ok...

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>>87196331
>muh less popular "indie" thing is better
Ok...

>>87192706
Doesn't have the chops, plain and simple.

>those annoying ass "cowboy" voice mike kept doing in the last james and mike video
FUCK OFF

>>87194198
>we
You know you are allowed to think for yourself, right?

Mike was good back in 07 when he was just a side kick, he was the guy who played a character every now and again and nothing more

Now he runs the channel

>>87194198
Ghostbusters was actually a really fun movie, besides Thor was obnoxious af also Leslie was annoying with her shit one liners

>>87194996
t. elvis8atari

>>87194288
wuz

>>87196425
I'm wondering what your point is you dense cunt. Why the fuck are you bringing up Game Grumps?

>>87194996
Imagine being upset that people don't like what you like.

>>87196479
diudnt see that video but sometimes jokes are for LEL puproses rather than LAWL

>>87196656
What? I don't give a shit if you hate it....But I find it pathetic if you hate it but still watch it then complain about it on the internet like a little bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJHKkkarGSw

James and Mike kino

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>>87196639
James was popular shit until better YouTubers surpassed him. Even Irate Iñigo has more subs than he has.

>>87196721
>better YouTubers
>Mad pedro

>>87196714
>not watching things that suck to make fun of them and mine salt from people who love them

Found the /tv/ newfag

>>87194288
this thread would've been saged to oblivion if it were made last year. it's definitely a hivemind thing.

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>>87194734

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Reminder that James' pig of a wife made him watch Fembusters anyway

>>87196744
According to the superior number of subs, yes.

Alarmed Alejandro did better in congregating his fanbase, making consistent content like a workhorse, and overcoming the sub deficit between him and AVGN that he was the first one in TGWTG to abandon Blip in favor of a YouTube Partnership.

>>87196721

Well yeah, because James untill recently never focused on growing his youtube channel. he used youtube as a platform to grow cinemassacre.com

>>87196805
Still cant believe he ended up seeing the movie anyway. What a waste.

>>87196852
It's true, most of the time early on the videos were sponsored and shown on ScrewAttack or embedded in his site, hosted on his own servers.

>>87195050
the folks on the left are turbo-nerds who are horribly awkward to watch, but you can tell the wife doesn't believe in moronic shit just to fit in.
her tremendous bulk and reject husband never left her with a choice - they're both quite genuine and seem like nice people despite the smell of piss that follows them
so doug wins on this account.

>>87196721
>the days when 70,000 subs meant you're popular

Oh YouTube.

>Kung Fu Bandito

Holy shit, Mike.

>>87196852
>100s of people make knockoff versions of your channel
>90% of them have more subs than you

>>87196878
There's many idle hours in the day to fill, might as well watch it. It really would have been tits if Mike had brought him in for a sketch during the Plinkett review, but CuckLetterMedia wouldn't address the controversy because they're indebted to Patton for appearing in Space Cop, so if they burn that bridge they're toast.

>>87194888
>>87195115
>>87195152
>>87195201
>>87195940
James can be very Hit and miss. He tends to be luke warm with the occasional sucker punch of a good moment. I really like the one for the sega CD where he couldn't get a game to play so he showed a scene of him holding up the reflective side of the CD and you can see his nerd face in it.

>>87195970
How on earth did he swing this?

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>>87195050
The one with the blonde girlfriend and the 10-inch dick.

>>87196986
"""girl"""friend

>>87196921
>90% of them have more subs than you

Well that isnt true and you know it, if you wern't 12 you'd know back in the golden era of AVGN James never needed Youtube. He got all the traffic he needed from his site and ScrewAttack. In his prime from 2007-2009 he was Pure Pwnage level of downloads, we're talking millions a month and back in the mid/late 00's millions of views/downloads a month was insane

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>>87196986
>implying that's not a trap with a 4-inch dicklet, just like Mike wants 'em

>>87196920
>>87196852
Well actually you know having a lot of subs doesnt exactly mean you have loyal subscribers who would watch your videos often.
Despite 50 Million Subs, FaggotPie gets like 5 million views on each video

>>87197015
Pewdiepie has more subs. Many Let's Players inspired by James back in the day have more subs.

Nostalgia Critic doesn't but Angry Joe does. Irate Gamer has a new Minecraft thing that lets him have a channel that's growing faster than AVGN's channel too.

Cinemassacre is stagnating, especially with them being forced to not use copyrighted footage and no video platform to use for reviews with copyrighted footage.

>>87197015
>he was Pure Pwnage level of downloads
Why are you writing like a faggot?

>>87197114
>Pewdiepie has more subs. Many Let's Players inspired by James back in the day have more subs.

And? Whats your point?

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>>87196986
Based Motherfucker Mike is the winner once again.

>>87197131
Are you trolling or just 12?

>>87197131
Jesus christ atleast google it before you post you fucking faggot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pure_Pwnage

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>>87197142
AVGN used to be the video gaming representative of YouTube. Now he's been relegated to the past. A has-been.

A "Fred".

>>87194913
>>87195559
>literally cannot escape his fantasy pop culture bubble
>If you like AVGN and you are over the age of 12 then you need to fucking gas yourself.

You people are blind. The humor's really simple-minded but that's hardly the draw. The man's clearly got a sense of dignity and modesty about him, and his commentary is insightful for what it is.
You can see that he carries himself well, especially when seated next to Mike.

It really is possible to enjoy fantastical stuff and maintain the dutiful and rational nature of a father.

>>87197186
def not. Fred is dead, baby.
AVGN is still around and people still give a shit

>>87197186
>A has-been.

But it hasn't, he literally put out an AVGN episode the other week and it got 2+ million views. He's literally still relevant

>>87197214
What kind of money is that, or does he make more from Blu-Ray/tshirt sales? I remember reviewing financial documents for one of the Homestar Runner guys and they were making about $700k a year each.

>>87197015
what exactly was the point of this post

>>87197213
AVGN is dying. For a creator that has a million or two subs, his view counts are just sad. Especially for his reviews that don't break the 6 million mark (his most viewed video used to be about Jackie Chan, not even one of his video game reviews).

>>87197214
>barely releasing videos in the year and they're the one ones that break the million mark of views

So his channel is dying, then. He's as relevant as What-the-Buck or Ray William Johnson.

Oh wait, Ray William is having more views than he is and he's considered dead. What more AVGN?

>>87197238
>What kind of money is that

I would imagine a lot since i would guess James has an old contract with Youtube from back in the mid 00's that probably earns him 50x what modern cucktubers make

Man I hope so. He just needs to translate his huge game knowledge and personality to the screen in someway.

>>87192706
Not that he just had another kid.

>>87197287
They have actual contracts? It's not "here is the new TOS and eat shit?" I literally have no idea how youtube monetization works.

>>87197277
Whats your point? Care to explain your issue?

>>87195818

well put

>>87197287
Seeing that swearing is now off-limits on YouTube and he has a video of him shitting on a guy in a bunny suit, a lot less because of the Adpocalypse.

It's for this same reason that Irate Gamer got a YouTube Partnership before he did.

>>87197317
You're responding to a blatantly hyperbolic shitpost like an autistic retard.

>>87197314
Modern youtubers dont, but back in 2006 when Youtube was just starting i wouldnt be suprised if they reached out and signed actual contracts with people inorder to get them to use the platform. Its the same shit twicth did when they were trying to become the dominate streaming service

>>87197356
How so? All you're doing is sperging out because you're probably 8 years old and cant refute what i said

With October coming up without Monster Madness, will he start reviewing TV Halloween specials? I think I remember him saying he'd review the Treehouse of Horror series.

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>>87195964
Actually...wow.

>>87197214
Fred has a vlog series.

Fred's vlogs have more views than James and Mike Mondays.

By that token, Fred is more alive and relevant than AVGN at the moment.

>>87194114
I could actually see this happening

>>87197431
Say hello and goodbye to your soulmate, anon

>the first 30 seconds of this video
What form of autism is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td36neZ1VtE

>>87197282
You honestly seem like you care more than James does. He's just doing whatever he wants with the channel when he has time and occasionally releasing AVGN for views, that's it.

>>87197481

He stopped monster madness to focus more on AVGN again, he actually cares and its showing since the recent AVGN episode have been good

>>87194368
BvS was good and WW was mediocre. that's the honest to god no hyperbole truth

>>87197499
I meant more in terms of this views obsession anon is going on about.

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>>87195964
I looked for the racial filters then google'd the issue.
Unbelievably disappointing. I'm speechless over this. The tech is actually really accurate, it's unfair.

>>87197479
goofing around with friends

strange concept, anon?

>>87197481
>>87197499
And yet in the gaming world of YouTube, there are new Let's Players and Leafy reactors who have more subs and videos than AVGN does.

On top of that, even Nostalgia Critic makes more million-hit videos on a consecutive basis with his Demo Reel tier review show.

>>87197555
I was fucking fuming, I got that update the second it came out so I watched that whole fiasco live

Honestly fuck some people. Some want the gender filters removed as well because it's transphobic

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>>87197555

>>87194913
give them a break they met in special ed

>>87197577
Why do he keep his hand in front of his mouth?

>>87197579
You have some serious autism dude

>>87197617
"you have to buy a different copy of Fallout 4 in another language"

>>87197381
Stop embarrassing yourself, James.

>>87192706
No, no he won't.
And that's okay, he's okay with it.
He may never be the film director he wanted to be but he still has a loving wife, 2 kids, and paved way for a Youtube phenomenon.

>>87197660
>make valid points
>a-autism! stop hating what I like

AVGN fanboys are precious.

Too bad your hero is irrelevant now.

>>87197707
>he wrote, tears staining the letter

>>87195050
honestly.... left. James wife may have been "cute" before (not my opinion) but she's an sjw bulldyke cunt and you can see it written all over her face. Left looks like a sweet person

>>87197579
You really couldn't have picked a more useless subject to be autistic about. We get it, Cinemassacre is not the #1 most subscribed YouTube channel, it doesn't take a lot of research to figure out.

>>87197707
Yeah it's pretty clear he won't. Like if you were an investor, knowing James' output, would you invest a bunch of your money into a project of his knowing that your money is in his hands? He pretty much documented how he didn't know what the fuck he was doing making his own movie and blew a shit ton of money.

>>87195411
DELTE didn't help they were in that other movie where they did this same thing again

>>87197719
A valid point about what exactly? You're not even reading what you reply to.

>>87197785
Does it bother you?

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>>87194526
NOT SO FAST JAMES

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>>87197479
>That story about teaching his daughter about counting
He seems like he's enjoying life as a dad

>>87197846
Not really.

>>87197830
AVGN's irrelevancy.

>>87196986
>>87197048
>>87197011
i-is "she" a trap /v/?

>>87197908
And yet you're bothered enough by it to reply and call it a useless subject.

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>>87197955
Ok you did it

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>>87197282
could you be any more wrong? RWJ literally hid his sub count because he's been bleeding subs for years, something that objectively isn't happening for AVGN

>>87197114
>Irate Gamer has a new Minecraft thing that lets him have a channel that's growing faster than AVGN's channel too.
my god this gives me such satisfaction

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What went wrong?

>>87197015
lol clearly struck a nerve eh james? keep your chin up

>>87197859
good for him, in all honesty

>>87194489
ooh look a free ipad

>>87198053
>RWJ literally hid his sub count because he's been bleeding subs for years

And yet he still has more subs and more views from his videos than AVGN.

Funny how AVGN is the relevant one when RWJ has more subs and views than him.

>>87197983
You got me. Another internet victory for anon.

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>>87195110
>tv tropes

>>87198082
Did he smash?

>>87198053
why the fuck cant he upload a regular video instead of these awful iphone aspect ratios would he really think people would want to see a whole video like that?

>>87198082
that's a half hover hand, the fingers are touch but the palm isn't, I'd say that's pretty pathetic

>>87198141
>AVGN fanboys in charge of butthurt

>>87198203
No you

>>87198131
not according to that screenshot he doesn't. 50,000 average views is irrelevant and I don't think I've ever seen an avgn vid that low

>>87195313
kek THIS

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>>87198131
i think you might have mega-autism, these aren't even AVGN episodes which still regularly get millions. we can also compare daily view counts if you want

>This butthurt samefag
How do you get this triggered over fucking James Rolfe of all people?

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>check Cinemassacre catalog
>literally a half hour video rambling about cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WzkdlNYz0Q
Defend this Cinemassacucks

>>87198268
AVGN episodes always break a million. Most will hit two and some three.

>>87198195
kek are you autistic?

>>87198287
>still uses a reddit tier buzzword like "cuck"
>expects to be taken seriously

>>87198268
>Mike and Ryan play Sonic Mania without James.
Of course.

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>>87198284
It's James.

>>87198268
>mega-autism
>he actually makes a screenshot and everything

kek now compare his videos to Pewdiepie or Pissed Jose.

>>87198284
remember when chris bores used to pretend to be his mom and defend himself online? maybe it's chris in this thread

>>87198284
He probably actually checks the channel daily. Some people are so broken that their only means of communicating anymore is just to shit on everything and hope that other people acknowledge them.

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>>87198313
>reddit boogeyman
stopped reading there

>>87198288
That's what "Nostalgia" Critic hits on any movie he reviews that's new.

And he reviews those more often, not "every six months" or so.

>>87198361
I actually meant the guy defending James enough to post screenshots of RWJ lol

>>87198332
Wow, he took ten whole seconds of his life to make a screenshot? What crazy level of autism!

>>87196986
they look like identical twins

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Justice for Bootsy when?

>>87198394
Oh I just popped in the thread desu. James is such an innocent guy so I just assumed.

>>87198394
lmao no we're talking about you

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>>87198361
>>87198400
Found the butthurt samefag defending James "Cuck" Rolfe.

>>87198329
see >>87198442
>>87198341

No we weren't.

>>87198425
>james cannot be criticized, yo, I swear I haven't been defending him this whole thread

t. elvis8atari

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>there's actually an AVGN Internet Defense Force like the Jew Internet Defense Force

>>87198521
>David Gansell dancing
He'll never stop

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>>87198527

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>>87198361
>>87198400
>>87198425
>>87198442
>there are still AVGN fanboys around who cry whenever people point out that AVGN is irrelevant nowadays

>>87198555
Trips confirm.

>>87198460
You're out of arguments, bucko.

I haven't seen the IP counter go up for the last ten posts. Get better at doing this

>>87198591
I'm sure there are, but I haven't seen any in this thread.

>>87198361
>Some people are so broken that their only means of communicating anymore is just to shit on everything and hope that other people acknowledge them.

Some people are so broken they project their autism really hard on others.

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That green screen though.

>>87198644
Tip: If people talk about you and you don't recognize who they're talking about, they're probably talking about you.

This post alone here >>87198361 screams, "STOP SAYING SHIT ABOUT JAMES! WAAAAH!" in true fanboy fashion.

>>87192706
He's skilled enough to direct something like what Asylum puts out, but I don't see him going further than that.

>>87198702
So any attempt to contradict silly claims is automatically a butthurt fanboy?

>>87198628
People here are making fun of you really hard, Mike.

>>87198738
>to contradict silly claims

So compare AVGN's video views with Angry Joe then come back here and tell me AVGN is more relevant than Angry Joe.

Or in fact most any Let's Player worth their salt.

>>87198790
>Angry Joe

Literally who?

Sure, many lets players are more relevant today. That doesn't make AVGN irrelevant. When his new episodes fail to hit half a million views we can start talking about irrelevant.

>>87198744
Yeah im mike what are you gonna do about it?

>>87198799
We see who's really running the channel now right here.

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"This stage reminds me of smelling my dogs own farts"

James literally said this here.

>>87198836
>Literally who?

The guy who has more subs and views on his channel than AVGN after pulling an Irate Gamer on him with his name.

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>>87198845

>>87198799
James was never a real gamer.

>The Angry Video Game Nerd ranted, among other things, about being killed by a frog in Super Pitfall. The Granular Poison Frog has killed more than a few people, and yes, it lives in the jungle. That's also not counting people killed by weapons dipped in their poison, or various other kinds of frogs from the jungle that are also deadly to the touch.
>AVGN: Has anyone ever died by being attacked by a fucking frog?
>In his Castlevania series, he mentions the plot of Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow but talks about Dawn of Sorrow, which a sequel to Aria that takes place about a year later and doesn't feature Dracula's Castle. His "fatal flaw" in Castlevania 64 is actually his own inability to try hitting the "interact" button (which is surprising, since he made it that far); instead, he had tried to use the items from the menu, which is for items you use on yourself.
>Other, non-AVGN videos from James Rolfe sometimes have similar errors. His review of Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare incorrectly identifies it as the first film in the series when it is actually the second, totally misses the fact that the monsters in the film are characters from Japanese mythology rather than original creations, and features a lot of misconceptions and false assumptions about Japanese culture and how it relates to western culture. He also mistakes the "hopping vampire" archetype as a Japanese invention when it is in fact Chinese.

>>87198836
>Sure, many lets players are more relevant today. That doesn't make AVGN irrelevant.

It does because comparatively, AVGN now belongs to the lower tier of upcoming Let's Players who are blowing up and has-been gamers with a dwindling fanbase and lower ad money rates because a million views don't net shit if you curse on a video

>>87198943
Neither of them know a fucking thing. Their Gex let's play for 3DO made me furious. They are incompetent.

>>87198799
What did Mike mean by this?

>>87198943
>tvtropes
LOL

>>87198995
If even TV Tropes knows you're shit, then you're really shit.

>>87198943
Holy fuck literally who gives a shit about any of that holy fuck my dude get a fucking girlfriend already go outside my man holy shit what the fuck goddamn

>>87199013
>tvtropes
LOL

>>87199042
>wah, stop making fun of my fake gamer boy

Really gay, dude.

brehs we approaching bump limit

>>87194225
?

>>87196721
>james nintendo nerd
his youtube channel is cinemassacre, and he has like 2.5 mil subs or more

>>87199052
>AVGN sucks at games
LOL

>>87194198
Everyone loved wonder woman though. I haven't seen it but it sounds like it's great I haven't heard anyone shit on it.

>>87199088
His Cinemassacre YouTube Channel is his JamesNintendoNerd channel, you absolute newfag.

>>87199128
No it isn't

>>87198943
This is the most autistic thing i have ever seen or heard

>>87194409
I love building bricks with minecrap. Building bricks with minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app.

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>>87198422
I miss him

James is genuinely slightly retarded. We joke a lot about autism, but I wouldn't be surprised if James had asperger syndrome. He is terrible at games that require even a bit of thinking. Even 3D adventure games such as Indiana Jones seem to be too much for him.

>>87198943
>He gets some of the post-Symphony of the Night games mixed up in his four-part Castlevania special, in which he confuses Aria of Sorrow for its sequel, Dawn of Sorrow. In the same sequence, he complains of all the recent games taking place entirely in the castle in lieu of the varied outdoor settings like forests and graveyards, citing the Sorrow games and Portrait of Ruin as examples despite Dawn and especially Portrait having significant outdoor portions. He completely overlooks the third DS game, Order of Ecclesia, which has even more of a variety outdoor settings such as forests and graveyards, with the castle itself only accounting for the last 20% of the game.
>Similarly, many YouTube commenters pointed out on his Castlevania 64 video that the "Fatal Flaw" is actually player error (the Nerd tried to use the mandragora/nitro by going into the inventory menu, rather than hugging the wall and pressing the A button).
>In both his Batman and Terminator videos, he claims he played all the games available. He actually missed two: Terminator and Batman for the Genesis, which are massively different from both its NES and SNES counterparts (though in all fairness, by "available" he may have meant all the games that he actually owned).
In the "making of" video, James noted that before he releases videos, he has his friends watch them to see if they can point out any errors, and cites one example of a friend pointing out when he compared a game character to Grimace from Sesame Street...who is actually from McDonald's.

>>87192706
Look I love the guy but never give him to much money and he will make the best indie movies ever made.

>>87199204
>He states that the NES version of Metal Gear not having the titular Metal Gear is akin to a The Legend of Zelda game not having the titular princess. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening makes that analogy worthless because Zelda doesn't appear in-person despite mentions of her in-game and in the instruction manual.
The annual Cinemassacre Monster Madness (in which Rolfe reviews horror movies throughout the month of October) tends to be chock-full of these. For example, inn the review of Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II, he stated Rodan was trying to eat Baby Godzilla's egg. What actually happened was that Rodan was protecting the egg, and was a surrogate brother for Baby Godzilla.
>In his review of Mary-Kate & Ashley: Get a Clue!, the Nerd criticizes the game for making Mary-Kate and Ashley indistinguishable from each other other than their abilities, forcing trial-and-error. What he doesn't realize is that he played this Game Boy COLOR game on the Super Game Boy, and when the game is played on a Game Boy Color or Game Boy Advance, the twins' clothing colors are completely different.
>When he reviewed Home Alone 2, he claimed that the game stole sound effects from Bart vs. The Space Mutants, since both were by different companies. While both games were published by different companies (THQ vs. Acclaim), they were developed by the same company: Imagineering.

>>87196852
>James untill recently never focused on growing his youtube channel. he used youtube as a platform to grow cinemassacre.com
Which is the right way to do it. You never want to be reliant on another host for your content. Get peeps to your site. Internet business 101.

>>87199158

Paste this on your browser.

https://www.youtube.com/jamesnintendonerd

It's his Cinemassacre YouTube channel.

>>87199257
Nope, it isn't.

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>>87199271

>>87195367
Take a wild fucking guess.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PgIr9ZLV_wk

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>>87199271

>>87199323
Try coming up with an actual argument next time.

>>87199354
Go be retarded somewhere else.

>>87198521
kill everyone involved

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Mike is a parasite

>>87194942
FIND A WAY

>>87199354
>an actual argument

Like how pasting https://www.youtube.com/jamesnintendonerd on your browser gets you to AVGN's Cinemassacre page?

>>87199378
Oops still no argument. You gonna prove that Cinemassacre isn't his channel or no?

>>87199183
He could play some mean nes.

And antagonizing alt righter shouldn't be a sin.

>>87199403
It literally doesn't, sorry.

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>>87199378

>>87199063
*crashes ur channel*

>>87199334
Kino.

Directed written and starring David Lynch.

>>87199457
*with no survivors*

>>87194159
Please do not make fun of my friend Mike Matei.

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>millennials

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>>87194942
Mike Matei falls in love with Inspector Gadget.

Unable to confess, Mike is gifted by a deus ex machina with Gadget's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well, making his ten-inch cock twitch in his pants.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the inspector, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression and says, "I like to make brown bricks with mine crap." After some investigation, James finds out that the root he called is not the same robot who blasted him with a laser. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Inspector Gadget's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's best friend's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BROWN BRICKS.

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>>87199508
You can shut up now.

>>87199495
James is technically gen x

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>>87199508

>>87199541
I know.

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>>87199508
Definitely Mike Kino.

>>87199576
I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days. It's because they like to build brown bricks with minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with minecrap.

>>87195730
I heard he used the Reddit Cinemassacre account to show his dick on Reddit too.

Can anyone confirm?

>>87195730
That can't be real.

>>87199508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSFkYtH1EZQ

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mike matei has a huge, gigantic, massive
friendship with james rolfe

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>>87199858

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>>87199966
Oh, minecrap! I cannot wait to play minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is, in minecrap? I love building bricks with minecrap. Building bricks with minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days. It's because they like to build brown bricks with minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of minecrap?

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>>87200089
Inspector gadget has a bigger dick than mike.

>>87198053
>Height: 5′ 6″
when will they learn.

>>87198422
>>87199183
He's a filthy Hillary supporter and deserved to be kicked out by Mike for spewing that rubbish

>>87196142
This is exactly why I watch James videos only. Mike sucks ass.

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>>87200291
Rubbish, Mike kicked him out because he was jealous people liked Bootsy more than him.

>>87200345
I actually like mike. I can understand why some people hate him because of all the racist shit he drew on his old website and how he's a bit of a pussy for taking down the inspector gadget video because of how bad it is but without him avgn wouldn't exist. He scripts every episode.

Btw I don't know what mike thinks he's going to achieve. People will keep reposting that video until hell freezes over. It will never be taken down for good and his only option is to admit he made a mistake and laugh at it.

>>87200457
It is true that Mike is really the brains behind AVGN and the one responsible for its success, but he's still a huge sperg.

>>87200512
Just try to watch this with a straight face. It's hilarious because it's so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY&

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>>87200531
Pretty sad how mike's best friend is married and has a kid already and meanwhile mike is reviewing an elmo movie in his pajamas at james' house. He was probably sniffing his wife's panties before recording this.