/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>87073516
Everyone in Twin peaks is a doppelganger edition

>>87073516
hoping jumpingmanposter didnt hero

>>87073516

reposting since I'm always late to /tpg/

What are the odds of the following:

a) one brief, actual Bowie scene
b) Michael Ontkean in his hospital bed in a brief reunion with Cooper
c) a Catherine appearance

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>>87073516
Video of Leland threatening people bullying him over his black grandmas. Pic and video related https://youtu.be/pC8g8d1khtw

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Kale Maclachlan lol

>>87073575
>What are the odds of the following:
>a) one brief, actual Bowie scene
0%
>b) Michael Ontkean in his hospital bed in a brief reunion with Cooper
5%
>c) a Catherine appearance
0%

>>87073575
c) none, because apparently Piper Laurie asked to return and was politely declined. Something like that. A shame; she was one of my favorite characters.

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Why is Lynch trying to make us care about this woman?

>>87073575
Bowie won't happen, they had another guy do his voice even in the old FWWM scenes so he's not coming back.
Ontkean, well, I doubt it. if he was gonna come back I think Lynch would've showed him already or even given him the part Frank has.
Catherine would be hilarious, but I don't see the point.

>>87073615
Positively spinach

>>87073647
Damn that's really sad

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>87073573
He would've been a tender and caring son.

>>87073695
My cat's name is "Absolutely Pickle"

>>87073683

Onktean declined because he hadn't actually acted in 25 years. I think there's a very slim possibility Lynch convinced him to show up for a five minute cameo in place of a major role.

>>87073651
If you like the prospect of having sex with a woman, it's much easier to care about her.

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Reminder that Kyle finally answered the question of what he was hiding under that beanie.
https://twitter.com/Kyle_MacLachlan/status/902528589798789120

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is anyone else mad that jeffriesposting has lost a little steam?

>>87073718
Best yet

>>87073711
It was exactly right.
PART 16:"Jerry sees a meeting between Richard and Cooper's doppelganger. Hutch and Chantal spy on Dougie Jones. Cooper wakes up. Diane tolds everything to Cole."

>>87073651
He's not
It's been very clear that Lynch doesn't care what the audience thinks or what it likes

This is all for Lynch

>>87073749
>A husband, father, winemaker
Where can I get some of his wine?

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I am the FBI

>>87073718
Kek I hope Vedderposting lives on beyond next Sunday in some shape or form on /tv/

>>87073651
she is his current muse which makes all of the scenes she gets shoehorned into even funnier

Candie's strange inattentive poses remind me a lot of Norma Desmond during this scene.

https://youtu.be/SHT6cMzByjs?t=2m39s

>>87073818
He makes MD 20/20 you can find it at your local ghetto's corner store

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>>87073822
>ywn spend the afternoon hastily hot-glueing $30 worth of kale to old clothes as a last minute Halloween costume

>>87073814
>This is all for Lynch
Is this were true, he wouldn't need an audience in the first place, and thus wouldn't have needed to negotiate with Showtime for so long. You're also wrong on the fact Lynch has frequently talked about the public and fan response to Twin Peaks, suggesting he does in fact care about the audience.

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>>87073814
Thank God Lynch has patrician taste.

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According to David Lynch, this is the face of a heavenly angel. Say something nice to this angel!

>>87073894
He wants the audience to see his work, but his work is specifically a product of his mind and desires.

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>>87073847
Candie always reminds me of pic related

>>87073926
Uh angels are all male, watch out!

>>87073814

Lynch cares about the original show, though.

>the scene with Bobby's mother
>the scene where Ed finally gets together with Norma for real
>all the coffee and pie jokes
>"The Truman Brothers are true men"
>all the references to Harry he didn't have to make
>"James was always cool"
>The Roadhouse is proud to present James Hurley
>The Roadhouse is proud to present Audrey's Dance

I came into S3 expecting Inland Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo. The amount of Twin Peaks fanservice and general coherency of the plot in S3 is A LOT more than I was expecting.

>>87073832
Same desu I saw someone doing that in a /got/ thread the other day and they didn't know WTF to make of it and it was relentless.

>>87073814
>Lynch doesn't care what the audience thinks or what it likes
That's weird, he certainly seems to know what I like.

>>87073864
Does he really?

>>87073958
Zechariah 5:9, dumbass.

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>>87073774
The important thing is we are keeping the powder dry for Chesterposter. (pic is evil Chester)

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>>87073926
Was it rape?

>>87074013
Chester the molester

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>>87071136
he's busy hanging around with the fat fuck

>>87073516
Why no Laura Palmer tits ever?

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Bergman's Scenes From A Marriage is a better show than Twin Peaks.

>>87073998
>Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork

Huh.

>>87073958
what if you were slave to his boypusy!

>>87074047
nigga have you not watched FWWM

>>87074048
>Ingmar Scenes from a Bergman's Marriage

>>87074020
The only person who was raped in the new season was a man. Where's the outrage?

>>87074047
How do I know you are a skipfag. Jesus.

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>>87074052
i want to be inslaved by this boy's pusy !

>>87074013
wait is that actually Chris Isaak? holy shit he looks old...

still handsome desu

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>>87074060
No, I didn't want to waste time with spin-offs. I just wanted to watch stuff that was relevant to the series.

>>87074104
0/10 way too obvious

>>87074104
Idiot. FWWM is essential

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>>87074104

>>87074097
Imagine if he showed up in the Lodge after 25 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEl8hw7tdwg

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>>87074104

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Are you ready to go up the spooky stairs?

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>>87074104

Thought Dougie was a terrible idea at first but it turned out to be a comfy experience.
Would have still liked a few more episodes with FBI Coop though other than ep 16 and the 2 part finale.

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dale cupper lol

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>>87074077
Vedderchecked

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>plebs on reddit are JUST NOW realizing that Cooper was subconsciously in Dougie the whole after he woke up

Wtf? Were they even paying attention? It was obvious from the beginning Coop was in there.

>>87074167
This. I blame phonegazers.

>>87073818
Google "pursued by bear". That's his wine.

Do you guys think Cooper will ever return?

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doggy jones lol

>>87074148
I'm guessing after Booper gets BTFO by One Punch Lad and sent back to the shadow realm, he tries to go after Jeffries, and this is his pov?

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>>87074207
Not really.

>>87074104
>I want to see Laura Palmer's tits
>I don't want to see Laura Palmer's tits

(You)

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>>87074163
lol

>>87074237
read the Russian leaks though, a visit to a motel

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>>87074160
When Dougie first started I thought it was hilarious but figured it would get pretty old fast but I ended up loving it more and more every episode.

Gonna miss Dougie and Janey scenes. So comfy.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)

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Why does no one ever talk about what a grade A twink John Justice Wheeler was?

I wonder if Booper raped and murdered him.

>>87074240
>>87074207
JUST

Rumor has it that Chris Isaak and Kiefer Sutherland were supposed to show up in season 3, but Kyle was very against it.

Kyle even called up Lynch and chewed him out over it, even saying if the two showed up near set he would walk

>>87074148
wasn't that in episode 15

>>87074167
he was never dougie, but a catatonic coop

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>>87074268
But the pov would have you believe whatever is going up those stairs isn't human.

>>87074037
HAHA
Completely unsurprised that these two hacks hang out.

>>87074298
Source?

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>>87074279
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>>87074311
Yeah exactly. Everyone called him Dougie because it was fun. I can't wait till next week so I can rewatch the whole series.

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>>87074206
>$28.00
>"Huh, not bad for a novelty wi-
>+$19.00 shipping

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>ywn see dougie reach for a police badge EVER again

why even live bros

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Why'd the Fireman show Andy the 6 pole?
Also why did it zoom in on the pole three times with slightly more color on each cut?

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>>87073516
*watches your post from the bushes*

>>87074298
Did you make that up? That sounds like bullshit. What would he have against Chris and Kiefer?

>>87074303
Nope, there was a very slow and static shot of Mr C following a woodsman up the stairs but no shakycam on the stairs.

>>87074379
Except you will.
When GORDON GIVES HIM HIS BADGE BACK

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>>87074279
>>87074346
Cooper ends up back in the lodge and has to face his tulpa (spoilers for E18).

>>87074298
I don't believe this

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>>87073864
No, you're shitposting: it's "Pursued By Bear", here is the site: http://www.pursuedbybearwine.com/
Also, I found this on his Instagram. Which begs the question: why does it feel like every person in Hollywood has a social media? I suppose it's useful if you want to market your product, but it's also disturbing to think about the growing reliance on such anti-privacy, anti-user services. Are there are prominent actors/people in the business who refrain from social media?

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Do you think Twin Peaks inspired Silent Hill to any extent?

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>>87074376
>not visiting the winery in person and having your grapes grabbed

>>87074282
did he ever return to audrey like he said he would?

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>>87074382
6 pole was a doorway to the floating cuboid, probably. Like doors 3 and 15.

>>87074382
>6
>3 times
666
I dunno

>>87074423
Oh no, an opinion.

>>87074436.
That's just gonna cost way more. I live in Texas.

>>87074432
apart from the small town aspect i never understand why the two are compared to one another.

>>87074430
No shit, how did you know he was shitposting by saying Kyle MacLaughlin made MD 20/20?? KEK

>>87074432
He literally pulls drugs out of a motorcycle gas tank. What do you think?

>>87074482
With all that flooding, you need this more than ever.

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CATH-ER-RIIINE

>>87074432
I believe Lost Highway directly inspired Silent Hill 2.

>>87074444
But if 3 and 15 are meta warp zones to different episodes, does that mean someone is going to time travel back to episode 6?

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When is /our dwarf/ making another appearance? His murder scenes were intense. It was kinda cute that he got sad when his spike got bent.

>>87074382
6 pole is where Richard kills little boy. Angelo music "Accident" plays. Coop says bye to Sonny Jim. Angelo music "Accident" plays. Andy must go back in time to sacrifice Sonny Jim in place of dead boy to be hit by Richard's truck.

>>87074520
I live by DFW. We've gotten light rain at worst. It's Houston that's fucked.

>>87074436
Mmmmm, sourdough.

>>87074535
They aren't just meta warp zones to different episodes. The 15 door was obviously gonna put Cooper back in the box with the Experiment Model.

>>87074423
Brian Lowry is a faggot. Click his name on the article and you can send him a message on any social media platform you choose.

>>87073741
>he hadn't actually acted in 25 years
this isn't true

>>87074423
>an opinion
>on fucking CNN of all places
Yeah, one or two years ago I probably would've got mad but now I don't give a fuck anymore.

>>87073516
5 more days ;-(

>>87074298
Imagine thinking someone as levelheaded as Kyle would do something like that

I pity you, liar

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>>87074552
>I live by DFW
But he's dead.

>>87074423
>still on the "ratings matter for a paid cable network" bandwagon

What a faggot. Showtime's already said it's ready to renew if Lynch is up for it.

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>>87074552
:-)

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>>87074444
Vedderchecking those sweet quads.

>>87074048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NESWnzLGcH4

>>87073516
reddit episode.
prove me wrong.

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>>87074430
>>87074436

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>>87074630
Don't you know anon? He's a whole damn town!

>>87074673
I can't. I've never been to Reddit and don't think about it outside of people advertising it here.

>>87074673
>prove my opinion wrong
where oh where do I start

So, has Evil Cooper committed any crime?

>>87074705
>I've never been to Reddit
lmao

>>87074676
>Could you imagine if a woman in a bar did that to you, ha ha

>>87074430
Of course there are actors who avoid social media. Jake Gyllenhaal and George Clooney don't fuck around on Twitter if I remember right.

How much input does/did Mark Frost, author of "The Secret History of Twin Peaks: A Novel" and the upcoming "Twin Peaks: The Secret Dossier," have in the show?

>>87074752
Killed multiple people, raped Diane, broke out of jail, drug possession.

>>87074752
Other than rape and murder, no

He's a saint

>>87074754
Not once. The screenshots you faggots post on /tv/ alone were more than enough. The format looks even worse than here.

What was up with Diane being Janey-E's half sister?

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>reading Secret Diary
>that part where Laura goes to Harold the NEET's house and fucks him

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DON'T QT GIRLS COME TO MY HOUSE TO RAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I wana be Kyle's pusy slave!

>>87074804
It's a crazy fucking concept, but the Diane who Tulpa Diane replaced had family. Weird, huh.

>>87074432
David Lynch was a massive influence on SH (the good ones, at least).

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>>87074849
What's wrong with you, woman?

>>87074436
i was in walla walla less than a month ago and knew nothing about this

>>87074885
He is perfect, delete your web browser

>>87074804
She was lying?

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>>87074163
dale pupper

Remember that bit where Cooper fell through time and space, landed on some kind of absorbent glass surface in the sky, sank through it, and then floated into a big anti-gravity glass box, which was then suddenly yanked back and forth through several dimensions until he fell out again?

>>87073651
Where are her nude leaks already?! I want to see that body of hers!

>>87074854
What's the significance of the real Diane being Janey-E's half sister then?

>>87074964
No idea. It might come into play later. Janey's in Part 18

>>87074282
dude's literally white Drake

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>>87073902
>that butt

>>87074960
Ask Lynch.

>>87075017
kek japs loved tp

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>>87075025
I would if I could...I need to see her nude and release my chakra onto her peachy ass!

KIDZUH

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>>87075036

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Who was the bottom?

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>>87075079
KID
ZUH

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CUTE!

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>Kyle folder reached 600+ pictures

>>87075093
Neither. They're red-blooded God-fearing Americans and would probably kick your ass for implying they'd commit any kind of degeneracy.

>>87075093
Shippers like yourself, fag. Leave one of the most wholesome male relationships ever depicted alone from your sick fantasies.

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can any confirm whether this photo is real or not (pic related is stefan burnett from death grips)

>>87075140
Nigger's got the back of his head chopped up like a magazine page.

>>87075093
__me__

>>87075140

Only good bands are allowed in the Roadhouse anon.

>>87075090
wow ANON wow

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>>87075133
>>87075136
>implying you wouldn't put it in Cooper's Pooper

>>87075171
but that's demonstrably incorrect

>>87075133
>>87075136
Gtfo bandwagoners.

>>87075171
those cactus faggots were fuckin awful

other than that most of the acts have been pretty good desu

>>87075140
Zach here, can confirm this is true.

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>>87075192
>>87075188

>>87075036
>loved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrzXNOabm6A

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>>87075093
>>87075167
>Cooper and Harry will never spitroast you

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>>87075188
you'd be a fag not to tbhqwpth

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>>87075227
feel it flow through you.

>>87075188
Disgusting. Have you noticed that there are no homosexual characters in Lynch's work? Lynch doesn't want you as an audience.

>>87075231
That ご挨拶 tho.

>>87074311

This. How do people not get it

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>>87075283
Lynch probably fucked Kyle's pale white boipucci 900 times before 1990.

>>87074311
>>87075307
The urine withholding, the amazing gambling, the ability to identify guilt, the joy at making love to a beautiful woman. It's all there.

>>87075283
I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

>>87073977
Link?

>>87073967

And you know what? The fan service has felt earned.

>>87075340
I didn't know Kyle was in Kajagoogoo.

>>87075231
>David Lynch personally serves as the Japanese version's trailer

Lucky motherfuckers.

>Listen to the sounds

What was the sound?

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>>87075242
jeffrey beaumont is such a underrated character, pure and a madman at the same time. maybe it's just a lynch self-insert so i don't know.
kyle says he sees cooper as a grown-up jeffery.

>>87075283
what about candy-colored clown man? some strange vibes going on between frank and him.
also, fred from lost highway couldn't please patricia arquette and let himself get cucked because of it, he mine as well be.

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>>87075340
>probably

It's all but confirmed desu.

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>>87074831
Why does it keep happening? I just want to save some comfy Sheryls but when I do Kyle keeps appearing?? HELP.

>>87075340
Shut the fuck up, faggot. Lynch is an American, not a degenerate piece of shit. If Lynch is fucking anyone, it's >>87073651 which demonstrate strict heterosexuality since mentally ill gay people have an intolerance to femininity.

>>87075443
This.

this is the worst /tpg/ in a while

>>87075443
>>87075470
Samefag

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>>87073958
This somewhat caters to my futa fetish.

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>>87075443
how hard is your kyle-boner right now?

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>>87075494
Nice attempt

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>>87075420
>what about candy-colored clown man?
Obviously gay, but also obviously a part of the "dark underbelly" of the town - in fact, he was holding the child and husband hostage, quite literally a despicable villain. Based Lynch outing homosexuals for the criminals they are. Now do the chicken walk, c'mon!

>>87075540
Nice shoop

>>87075121
gay af

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>>87075283
*blocks ur path*

>>87075559
Either that or more than one male doesn't have a raging erection for Coop.

>>87075577
denise is explicitly into women

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>>87075601

>>87074430
>Walla Walla

I'm near where he lives.

>>87075577
Confirmed attracted to women, skipfag.

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>>87075616
>not being gay for Coop
What are you, a faggot?

>>87075283
>has never watched Mullholland Dr.

>>87075625
>>87075650
exactly : - )

>>87075638
How fun is it to say Walla Walla Washington? Is it hard to resist saying Washington right after?

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>>87075601

>>87075656
Yep. Got a problem with that?
This thread is fucking awful.

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>>87075716
You're the one with a problem (just say you like Kyle and we'll let it go, friend).

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>>87075716
Then leave, and improve the thread.

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What the hell was the point of this thing and this scene in general

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>>87074347
original four games are by various degrees inspired
Silent hill 1-4 its like GTA series of psychological mystical tillers, contain wast slice of genre inside itself, including Lynch works in general.

>>87075764
I like and respect Kyle, but I'm just not the kind of guy who'd have sex with him in any way.

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>>87075716
bandwagoners fuck off.

>>87075818
Jeffries before he went to the Dutchman.
Or Jeffries's imposter.

>>87075818
We might never find out

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>>87075818
You'll see...

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HONK


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK


HONKHONKHONKHONKHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
HONKHONKHONKHONK HONKHONKHONK


HONKHONKHONK

HONKHONKHONKHONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK


HONKHONKHONK
HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK


AGH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

AAAAAAAAGH
AGHHHHHH

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Was it rape?

>>87075904
SHE'S SICK

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>>87075833
Imagine you were Laura Dern here though, would you make love to Kyle?

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>87075921
That face strongly suggests otherwise.

>>87075940
Nah, I don't have the imagination to think of myself as a woman. I can imagine being Kyle while having sex with her if that's any consolation.

>>87075942
Based Missoulaposter saving the thread!

>>87075980
I'm not being sarcastic when I ask this,
Are you actually autistic?

>>87075940
She looks like this ugly ex girlfriend I had when I was 16 years old. It disturbs me to this day that I fucked that.

>>87074194
>phonegazers
Quality meme, I'm stealing this.

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Kyle Maclarrrrrrchlan lol

>>87075904
That scene was fucking incredible.

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What did she mean by this?

>>87076127
She's the glove

>>87076037
Nope. I'll rephrase; I have a certain disgust of the naked male form, including my own and I'm a pretty fit, good-looking guy apparently. I just don't see what you guys see in other guys at all. Agree to disagree?

>>87076127
she's that naked woman without eyes that sheriff truman & friends found at the black lodge's entrance

>>87075904
Wtf was up with that kid

>>87076127
She said she was by the sheriff's station. The Bing shit should've told you not to trust the subtitles.

>>87075577
wait... duchovny was in twin peaks?? which episode?

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>>87076152
Might want to get tested there, buddy.

>>87076127
She means both Truman's gangbanged her and she gave Harry Truman AIDS. It's a sad subplot.

>>87076172
ODing on Sparkle.

>>87076205
Sounds like you're pretty intolerant, anon. Consider fixing your heart, before you die.

>>87076223
Why so defensive?
I wasn't being rude.

>>87076263
>lowers volume reaction
>cookie-cutter autism insult
>not a rude dismissal
Trust me on that heart, anon. That intolerance'll kill you if you're not careful.

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>>87073651
DELET THIS

>>87076206

>both Truman's gangbanged her

So that's what the Log Lady meant by the Truman brothers being true men.

>>87076306
I'm serious. You really should see a professional.
I'm not kidding.

>>87074956
dOufmgle glass box

>>87073516
My job and personal life have been terrible lately. This show is the only thing that puts a smile on my face. I'm fucking devastated that the finale is Sunday.

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>>87076329
NUDES OR GTFO, CHRYSTA!!!

>>87076417
I thought there was two more episodes

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>>87076372
Such a sadness.
Try to remember what I told you before it's too late, anon. Fix your heart. I mean it. This is my last reply to you; you probably can't physically resist replying to this, but I understand that some people desperately need the last word so go right ahead.
Still, remember Lynch's words: fix your heart, or die. A warning, not a threat.

>>87075921
>Was it rape?
It was Kale.

>>87076448
Back-to-back.

>>87076473
Yeesh.
I hope you find help, buddy.

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>>87076491
KALE'D

>>87076573
So what was the story behind kaleman?

>>87076197
Nigga what are you even doing in this thread

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>87076587
It was a Halloween costume.
>but why kale?
Why not?

>>87076197
G L A D
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H A N D
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>>87076647
Any actual context though? Was it like a fan message that gave him the idea?

>>87076670
He is Kale Dooper

>>87076637
The cuck and his sadist wife.

>>87076610
watched the whole s3 and dont remember seeing him

>>87076712
nigger are you joking? he was also in S2, multiple times.

>>87076685
Makes sense to me.

>>87073749
>he knows what the people want

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Is Jeremy Davies going to show up in the finale? Was this really his only scene?

>>87076670
David Lynch actually calls him Kale in real life. No, I'm not joking, he talked about it in an interview. He's called him Kale since the day they met.

>>87075836
>not a fag
>bandwagoner
Back to >>/t/umblr

>>87076734
ah ok. I didnt watch s1 or s2

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DAAAVID
STOP DEPICTING WOMEN IN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS
IT'S [CURRENT YEAR]
THINK OF THE FANS

>>87076647
>>but why kale?
because that's what dino de laurentiis called him

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>>87076824
>the dillapidated shantytown of this anon

>>87076796
>he wouldn't passionately make love to kyle

>>>/Reddit/ is a calling.

>>87076772
Fuck that's hilarious. I actually remember Lynch saying Kale in interviews, but I just thought that was his accent.

>>87076824
I hope this is bait, I hope no one is actually this retarded.

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>>87076884
Some people aren't attracted to men. Deal with it.

>>87075231
ARIGATO KAIRU MARAKURAN DESU

>>87076975
sounds like a serious case of faggotry to me.

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>>87076968
>tfw had to look up on the wiki why dougie suddenly sounded different
>still don't understand who this cooper is
I really should have watched S1 and S2 first, shouldn't I?

>>87077017
Learn to live with it, anon.

>>87076867
>>87076968

whats so bad about it? I will probably give s1 and s2 a shot when this season is over

remember when every faggot on every TP general thread said that Cooper was only going to come back for the last ten minutes?

Where are all you retards now?

>>87076417
I'm right there with you. It's been the only highlight of my year. I'll be devastated if we don't get a Season 4 announcement soon.

>>87077031
You missed the full impact of that scene desu.

>>87077017
Shitposting won't make people agree with your mental illness. But no gay man is this insufferable, which means you're in fact a vile roastie. Fuck off.

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>>87077046

>>87077049
They all committed suicide shortly after autistically flailing and desperately yelling DOUGIE'S BACK COOPFAGS BTFO shortly after Cooper recognized Janey and Jim after his awakening.

>>87077046
absolute madman

>>87076637
The Tarantino stand-ins.

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>>87077073
You have to go back.

>>87076127
she's a tape recorder

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>>87077049
You'll see...

>>87075818
It establishes that modern technology is being used to communicate with the spirit world (how Jeffries gets his phone calls for example)

What is the music that plays in this scene???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2-LoEtc7n4
Also plays at the start of this scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASdmYsbW-cY

>>87076758
Richard Chamberlain's scene was even shorter. Literally blink and miss it.

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>>87077073
You gotta go back

Has anyone seen David Lynch: Art Life? Good?

>>87077136
>>87077188
Either samefag or we're dealing with two intolerant broken-hearted fools.

>>87077073
>this post

The worst case of faggotry that I've ever seen.

>>87077253
Yes, go watch it

>>87077046
Do you even know what half the subplots are in season 3 if you haven't watched seasons 1 and 2?

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pancake butt

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leo a cu--

oh who am i kidding

>>87077532
Also appears to have a collosal boner.

>>87077598
>oh who am i kidding
Nobody, we all know you're a roastie.

>>87077604
>white boys call that colossal

>>87077532
It must hurt to sit for long periods of time

>>87077427
I read some of it on wikipedia. so I think I understand most of it

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>>87077668
>this faggot again

Maybe someday Kyle will hold you in his strong arms and then you'll finally be happy.

: - ) ALL

>>87074432

FFVII's soundtrack always reminded me of Twin Peaks.

>>87076637
I'm not a /k/ommando at all and I'll probably get half the terminology wrong, but for some reason I fucking love auto pistols with huge magazines

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Finale spoiler.
Special Agent Kale Cooper goes back in time to rape Laura before BOB can.

>>87077532
oh, it's the "is your pussy all wet?" girl from Happiness.

>>87075404
It's not cheap (but it's a bit more than I was expecting).
Not that I mind, though. I came in expecting lots of convenience store scenes, and I got what I wanted.

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>>87074483
The mother in the glass box in s03e01 reminded me of the spastic nurses in silent hill 2