/got/ general

P R E S T O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqj_GvdP1TE

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fucking jews

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>tfw you suck ros' big fat titties

>>87065401
She looks better now.

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>>87065353

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agghhh...

>>87065401
inb4 anti /pol/ fags shit on you

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>>87065353

>>87065353
Do you think Daario will come back next season, as a member of the golden company?

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dany

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GUYS GURM FINISHED WORKING ON A NEW BOOK

http://grrm.livejournal.com/545801.html

GET HYPE

>>87065401
>Complaining about improvements
>blaming betterment on jews

REMINDER THAT TYRION IS CONFIRMED TO BE IN LOVE WITH DANY

>At [Dany’s] side and sharing her philosophy is top adviser Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage), who sailed with her armada of soldiers across the Narrow Sea. But when it comes to their relationship, it’s complicated. “We’ll deal with how much Daenerys can trust him [to stay on her side against the Lannisters],” Dinklage says. “But he’s smitten with his employer. How good can he be at his job while having these feelings?”

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>jaime is tywin's male heir
>he rides north alone instead of leading his army with him

fuck logic, right?

>>87065353
Preston makes really good points that could probably convert the normies if he wasn't so insistent on doing his nk and sweetrobin voices and putting his parody fanfic at the beginning and end

>>87065401
oy vey you don't know what real beauty means

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LANCEL COULD YOU PLEASE KILL THE BOOOOOAAAAAARRRR

>>87065387
been looking forward to this more than the ep itself

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Today I shall remind them.

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>>87065421
hi dabid
i fucking hate you btw

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Are they going to be cataphract copies? Hope they kill the trans-sulied

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>https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/jon-x-sansa

my sides

>>87065401
If you defocus and let her shoulder pads fade into the throne her neck looks ridiculous.

>>87065401
the quality of costumes has tanked

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>>87065476
>everyone is in love with Dany
Just fuck my GOT up senpai.

>>87065497
targs are all ugly af in the series lmao

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>literally only 6 hours of GoT left to wrap up the entire story

What's the endgame lads?

>>87065479
he took the oath of the kingsguard, so he can't inherit anymore. Aegon II basically forced him into it to deprive tywin of a strong male heir, and it's what made twyin turn on aegon in robby's rebellion.

>>87065487
convincing normies is not really the point

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>>87065497
>we will never see a 20 year old nikolaj in full armor
he was probably the megachad of westeros

Why do people keep making endgame predictions for the Nights Watch?

>Jorah becomes Lord Commander like his dad!
>No Theon becomes LC!
>No Samwell does!

The Wall is destroyed, the Wildlings are good, and the Dead will probably be defeated so why would they even need a NW.

These dumb ass writers are really failing to have Cersei make use of the us(westerosians) vs foreign invading heathen savages to her advantage.

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>>87065516
Reminder that Jonsacucks, Joneryscucks and JaimeBriennecucks are all cancer and should kill each other.
Twincest is patrician and encouraged.

>>87065508
A bunch of naked light cavalrymen can break a spearwall in this show because they have sufficient plot armour, imagine what the unsullied will do.

>>87065533
oh shit nigger
arigatou famalam

If samwell tarly gets to be the new head of his house and inherit all the tarly land despite taking the black I'm gonna be angery

>>87065401
Her smiIe and optimism

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elephants. elephants vs dragons vs ice dragongs vs zombies

So, how is GoT not borderline PG-13 capeshit now ?

>>87065574
>megachad
>only fucked his sister

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>>87065387
BUMPER EP
IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT

Where's Ghost?

>>87065574
bit gay

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>>87065429
aaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

>>87065387
Why do you faggots watch this complete garbage. The guy is clearly insane and slightly schizo

>>87065575
Dead will always come back.

>>87065575
s8 ends with a cliffhanger ft the Others getting ready for battle

>>87065561
in s4, tywin said that if jaime gets kicked out, he'll become his heir
jaime was discharged from the kingsguard in s5

>>87065612
That's why he's the best guy.

>>87065593
>Aegon with Dorne skin

seriously, tumblr. The boy was/is white as paper.

>>87065479
>>87065561
>>87065658
Tywin disowned him.

>>87065641
He's the only one smart enough to shit on the show as hard as we do

Anyone else realize that there was no point for Cersei to pretend like she will join forces with the other 2 losers and go north?

They're gonna go anyway and leave the south undefended...right?

Ugh.

That was pure cancer.

If it wasn't for based Jaime I would've dropped this so long ago.

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*farts*

>>87065658
you can't get kicked out of the kingsguard legally or without breaking oath. in reality it could work since honor means nothing anymore and laws literally don't matter but jamie refuses to break another vow in any case; even though he was kicked out he probably wants nothing to do with inheritance. His motives are literally just suicidal at this point.

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Suggestions /tv/?

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>>87065637
AAGGGHHHHH

>>87065698
so why is jaime leading the lannister army?

>>87065473
fuck off greyworm

>>87065641
he comes up with new ways for me to hate the show

>>87065454
He'll be leading them then turn on Cersei on behalf of Dany.

Betas gotta orbit

>>87065609
When you got all those, why not elephants?

I like elephants.

>>87065575
It doubles as a YUGE prison colony, where exiled nobles can go to. Don't underestimate having that safety valve that lessens societal pressure in rigid, winner-take-all societies. But yeah, predicting a landing spot for Jorah is dumb.

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AAAAHHH SAVE ME CHAOS

>>87065733
Because he's still has his job plus Cersei.

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What THE FUCK was the Danycuck Brigade expecting from Cersei though.
>help us fight these zombies it's #1 priority!
>oh by the way we're gonna annihilate you after, also bow :^)

>>87065730
stop posting this degenerate moronic bullshit
shipping is for tumblr

>>87065669
He does live in the north and was inside all the time pouting about his sucky bastard life.

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>>87065769
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SAVE ME LADDAH

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>>87065730
>shipping
fuck off.

>>87065711
Are youretarded . That was amazing writing

>>87065730
delete this

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>>87065730
>Jonaerys not top tier

>>87065742
he's not even in the golden company u dumb fucks
homeless harry is their leader

>>87065730
Night King X Melisandre

>>87065387
>preston actually uses the "gregor is "zombie" (gregor never died) argument so cersei shouldn't be surprised by wights" argument

what a dumb fuck jesus

THEY COULD HAVE JUST IGNORED THE WHITE WALKERS AND THE WALL WOULD HAVE STOPPED THEM

IT IS EXPLICITLY ONLY BECAUSE THEY TRIED TO CAPTURE A WIGHT IN THIS RETARDED ARSE IDEA THAT THE WALL HAS FALLEN AND THE WW ARE A THREAT TO WESTEROS AT ALL

AND THIS WILL NEVER
BE
MENTIONED

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>>87065819
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME PIT

Why did Tyrion say he wasn't a lord? Fuck kind of riddles is this Dabid?

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help

>>87065737
wut

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Was getting caught part of his plan?

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>>87065731
AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

>>87065777
but dany and her friends are the good guys, so it doesnt matter! :^)

>>87065843
but he can smuggle himself in or something else. I would be surprised, if D&D wouldn't bring bring him back for something like this:
>>87065742

can someone explain to me how the golden company will work in the show? everything that happened this season leads me to believe they will royal fuck up that whole story line.

>>87065880
BROKEN MAN

is it true the golden company will be based off samurais???

>>87065777
its the dumbest fucking plot ever

>>87065843
This is the show m8.

Daario can become whatever he wants

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Will the next season feature the return of this beloved character?

>>87065777
That little moron, Jon could have finally had the North independent from these tyrants but noo he bent the knee, god I wish Little finger had assassinated him

>>87065904
>smuggle himself in the most respectable mercenery group and becomes their leader
if they do this again i'll stop watching

>>87065925
sure kid

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>>87065730
Beside the fact you're retarded, /ss/ with smirkfu is a best

>>87065777
Literally fucking this. Only pleb retards are against Cersei. Everyone at work thinks I'm trolling by saying I hope Cersei/Jaime wins. Ugh

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>>87065892
AGGHH DAVOS SAVE ME

>>87065873
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SHAVE ME NED

>>87065777
You know it's weird.

The only reason they got the wight was to convince Cersei to stop the hostilities and not take the lands Dany conquered.

suddenly it's about getting her to join her army with theirs then continue fighting after. What the fuck?

>leave the White Walkers alone
>they stay behind the Wall
>deliberately provoke them with a fucking dragon
>they smash down the Wall to get some revenge

what did D&D mean by this?

>>87065925
What samurai do you know of that rode elephants?

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>>87065730
>no Jonaerygritte

Shit tier

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET.

Imagine you're the iron bank. Imagine someone comes to you and says: hey, we're losing a war but if you loan me a shit ton of money we'll WIN the war with sellswords and then we'll pay you back nicely with lots of interest with all the taxes we get from winning the war and controlling westeros.

You're part of the IRON FUCKING BANK. The hyper advanced accountants and moneylenders known for always going for the best deal. Does not a single part of you think: dude why not just fund the side more likely to win? Does not a SINGLE part of you think, oh yeah elephants will surely turn the tide against dragons.

Does not a single part of you think: Wait a sec, the gold from highgarden that was 'on its way' got destroyed by dragons. The guys we're funding are now seriously in debt again.

Fucking

I thought the Hound was about to display sympathy for his brother, despite everything, when he asks what they'd done to home, but I was wrong.

>>87065986
>implying normies would know or care
>if
ask yourself, what's more shocking, being the wrong officer in the wrong sellsword company or kellyc's ex-boyfriend dying in zombie battle? it's happening anon. he'll be bringing essos ex-slaves for fodder with him too.

>>87066094
technically, the gold arrived at KL

>>87066094
Guess we just gotta turn off our brains dude. Magic and shit.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13818488

Be fucking honest

>>87065479
Better question is why are the lannister forces so willing to give up their homes and families when they've been told repeatedly that the invaders are rapists and murderers. Especially when you factor in that they're following the obvious orchestrator of Westeros 9/11

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Joffgaery was best

you can tell Joff would have destroyed her, he was waiting till marriage explicitly to unleash all his pent up fetishes

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>give shaman kid your assassin knife
>get killed because he tells the queen of his infallible truth-visions

What did he actually try to achieve with that?

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>>87065387
>Maybe this scene takes place over several hours
hahahahaha

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>>87066038
It makes no sense. Also this >>87066044
I'm really not looking forward s8 if all we'll get is Team Good™ slobbering all over Dany.

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>>87066094
why do so many people ignore when randyll said the gold arrived into king's landing?

>>87066094
that was food

No idea why doesn't the Iron Bank just fund and provoke both sides for maximum profit

>>87066142
where's the im just here to shitpost option?

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>entire seven kingdoms in disarray after the war of the five kings
>great houses eliminated, lands without lords, etc
>literally perfect time for a schemer to get ahead
>sit around and hope you get some jailbait puss

>>87065777
I don't understand this either, it's fucking stupid. Why didn't they offer Cersei something useful as a permanent peace offering at the very least? I don't even know.

>>87065980
It'd be great if Jon showed up back in the North and was executed by the Stark brigade for treason against the North by going against their own interests so much. It'll never happen, I realize.

>>87065907
they are based off japanese samurai warriors

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So was The Night King commanding his army in the valley a direct reference to World of Warcraft's Arthas commanding his army?

>>87066094
Tryion lannister: mastermind negotiator and shrewd diplomat. Let's see the trade deal he's constructed here.

WE GET: A truce so we don't lose any of our progress in our southern campaign and can deal with the WW, which are much more of a threat to us than they are to you.

YOU GET: we won't fuck you up til AFTERWARDS :^)

HE DRINKS
AND
HE
KNOWS
THINGS

!!

>>87066094
uhh excuse me this is a show where six people rode on the back of a dragon, your complaints have no merit

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>>87066106
C o m f y

>>87066143
kek, true.

They left the Westerlands defenseless. the Dothraki could've bred all their women by now for all they know

>>87066094
Turn your brain off lmao

>>87066055
so they will be poo in loo warriors?

>>87066106
>everyone's happy and joking around
Just doesn't seem right.

>>87066113
Even if you hated your brother's guts, you'd probably be surprised and curious as well if you saw him turned into a zombie.

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Ironborn mooks have good reason not to like Theon very much

Because of him:
>20 of them got stuck in Winterfell and were flayed alive by Ramsay
>Between 20 and 40 of them died at Bolton hands when Theon didn't let Yara save him at the Dreadfort
>Over 60 of them betrayed and flayed alive when Theon handed over Moat Cailin to the Boltons

When you're an expendable Ironborn redshirt, you'll quickly learn that if you associate with Theon, you get yourself killed

>>87066106
Brienne petting Davos was pretty cute, I have to admit.

>>87066213
I think the Lannisters are wagging a scorched earth campaign against Dany's forces. No serfs left to harvest the lands nothing etc

If dany was smart. She would've just burned Cersei euron etc. With her dragon and then taken all her troops and shit as the Queen.

>>87066183
so that is the Westworld tie in

>>87066143
>Westeros 9/11
Honestly that scene is like porn to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KbvDvc-WFE

>>87066249
But

but he got kicked in the dick

BUT NO DICK

GOLDEN COMPANY WILL BE PAJEETS

CONFIRMED

>>87066094
The only way this works is if you believe in some of the theories that tie Ilyrio with the Iron Bank (and sometimes the Faceless Men) and that there might be some huge conspiracy against Dany or something to just take over Westeros in general. I don't think the show is clever enough for something like that though.

>>87065730
But Jaime x Cersei is undisputed pulsating orgasm tier, anon

>>87066172
They just want us to turn our brains off.

No one ever seemed to ask Jon how he thinks the dead will get through the Wall. Or get a real answer out of him

They can't possibly climb with spikes, they have no ships, no wildfire to explode, only three gates or passageways through the Wall they could use and each can be iced over. AND they've already killed everyone, so their numbers won't grow anymore

They're stuck.

Guarantee they'll gloss over Jon's mission being the only reason the dead made it through

>>87065907
what storyline, fakegon's? anon they'll just be cgi formations for zombies to fight so people can keep believing cersei is a threat. they'll have zero personality or speaking lines.

the dilemma in bringing the dothraki to westeros

Pros:
>excellent fighters, better than a westerosi knight on an open field
>fast with their horses, familiar with long rides
>can cause massive morale damage

Cons:
>their entire culture literally revolve around raping and killing and looting. hard to control when haven't fought or raped or pillaged for a while
>will terrorize the local population and surely reflect badly on the person that brought them there
>probably not used to seiging large castles and may well lose interest, instead tempted by smaller encapments and perhaps losing loyalty to their leader who makes them sit around a giant wall for a while

How was this problem addressed?

DW THEY KEPT ALL THE PROS BUT NONE OF THE CONS :)

>>87066160
D&D needed a way to kill LF off. He was just too complicated to write for their shitty team of hacks, so he had to dug his own grave.

>>87065730
pleb tier should be made up of

>jon/sansa
>jaime/brienne

They're not destroying their homes and killing all their peasants or putting them all in King's Landing.

The Lords aren't crazy

>>87066182
>the northern lords have repeatedly made it clear that they are sick of kings landing and its basically a victory or death campaign for their self determination
>manlet bends the knee and fucks up the moment he is flat out given it by cersei
no seriously jon should be flailed to death bolton style

>>87066368
>no wildfire to explode
This actually would have been a perfect reason to ally with Cersei and would have been quite the game changer. Of course it isn't brought up though.

And yes they're going to ignore the fact that Jon/Dany gave the WW the ability to destroy the wall. Interestingly enough, in an earlier season Cersei didn't care about wights/WW because she didn't believe in them and because she reasonably said the wall was right fucking there, but of course earlier seasons are no longer canon.

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I am Eddard Stark! Son of Robb Stark and Talisa Maegyr.

I'm just as much of a Northman as you.

>>87065401
She Jewed herself by being such a heretical cunt, well deserved JUSTING

>>87066368
>They can't possibly climb with spikes

Yes they can

>they have no ships

They can make one

>only three gates or passageways through the Wall they could use and each can be iced over

How would ice be a problem to them? they can probably destroy the gates through sheer weight of numbers. And the Night's Watch has like 50 members left, or less.

GoT has forgotten that troops aren't just the powerlevels of the Lords, they're meant to be people that can be volatile and hard to control and capricious and realistic. But no they're just pieces on a chess set that obey mindlessly as extentions of lordly character conflicts.

When was the last time a peasant got a line? Someone not already established as a major player? This world is no longer alive, it's a stagnant mess.

Where do you people torrent/stream your shit?

>>87066368
The night king has magic tho

>>87066259
If Jon really wanted the biggest army he could, he would've supported Dany burning the Red Keep and taking over the survivors and Lannister army.

Then just bend the knee himself or propose political marriage then they're set to bust some Walker skulls

>>87066472
pls no
Ready to get some pajeet bastard of Bobby B that will become the next lord of the Stormlands?

>>87066501
then why did he need a dragon lol

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>>87065880
Oh so it's that kind of thread, eh? Bow down to your rightful king, ya shits.

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>>87066106
>Qyburn spectacles

>>87066439
>pick a guy for your king
>be butthurt when he makes desicions you don't like

Top /got/ theory!

The Night King is actually a crippled boy in a wooden wheelchair! This is because Bran did some stuff with him!

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How's Jorah gonna react to Jon fucking Dany?

>>87066439
Flayed

>>87066503
Jon is infected with the same honor disease that killed Ned and Robb.

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>>87065387
>We should let D&D go fuck themselves

Also god damn was LF's death stupid.

>>87066566
He betrays them all to the Night King

>>87066566
Fuckin hell can't this guy catch a break? Is this the ultimate fate of the beta orbiter?

>>87066542
A dragon just made it easier, doesn't mean there was no other way.

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>>87065353
can someone explain to me how Cersei is able to pay for the Golden Company and how she managed to settle her debts with the Iron Bank after Daenerys blew her gold transport from High Garden to holy hell a couple of episodes ago?

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>>87066368
>No one ever seemed to ask Jon how he thinks the dead will get through the Wall
JUST
U
S
T

>>87066597
that wasn't the gold, that was food

>>87066094
Did you miss all the scenes where
>Cersei made her case to the Iron bank why they should back her
>She got all the gold from highgarden and paid off the debts already

>>87066315
If roger allam comes back no matter how stupid the reason I will be happy. that man is great

>>87066550
yeah they picked him as the leader of the campaign to make the north independent, a king is a independent ruler this fucking joke of a king threw it away like nothing

>>87065387
FINALLY

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>>87066472
>Tens of thousands of years of First Man heritage, diluted occasionally with Andal blood like the Tullys for strategic marriage alliances
>Decide to throw that all away for some brown foreign ass

>>87065730
>Stannish
now we know who made that fucking list

PETYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYR

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Night King is Bran and he's coming for his house

>>87066484
>Yes they can

No way they have enough coordination to climb the Wall

>They can make one

And they haven't in 8,000 years?. And make it with what fire and treated wood?

>How would ice be a problem to them?

Cause they can't even approach the Wall cause magic and the ice is thick as fuck

>destroy the gates through sheer weight of numbers

Not if they're flooded then iced over then they're as thick as any other part of the wall and just as magical

>>87065472
THE MADMAN

>>87066589
Christ I hope so. I hope it ends with Jorah getting Craster's house and impregnating Dany over and over (after Jon clears up her uterus) and giving the babies to the Night King as her punishment. I guess the first bastard she has with Jon will be the first gift to appease the NK.

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>>87066548

>>87066619
please remind me why she is a superior investment than the objectively safer bet that is team dragen

>Jon becomes night king
>dany dies
>their son becomes king
>sets it up for another nextgen spinoff

>>87066628
Tullys are shit Shit!

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Can any bastard of you explain why Arya didn't enter and stay at the Vale when the Hound got her there back in season 4?

The scene goes like this, they approach the gate, the guards tell them that Lysa is dead and Arya laughs her ass off. The next scene they're 10 miles away and Brienne kills the Hound.

What the fuck happened at the vale?

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>>87065463

>>87066625
>yeah they picked him as the leader of the campaign to make the north independent

No, they just picked him as a leader.

>>87066675

You realise we've got full frontals?

>>87066675
>lightens the pic
>you can see that they tried to minimize Emilia's fat
JUST

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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>>87066106
She smokes?

>>87066647
MAGIC COCK

>>87066464
>This actually would have been a perfect reason to ally with Cersei

This.

Would've been a bitch to transport in this kind of weather, but put barrels of that shit in the right places on (buried) would be battlefields and dragons can blow up thousands of dead in just one swoop.

>>87065387
>that voice
is that the zerg overmind?

>>87066597
she didn't rewatch the damn thing

Can we all agree Arya was the worst part of this season

>>87066633
>No way they have enough coordination to climb the Wall

They climbred the walls of Bloodraven's cave WITHOUT spikes.

>Cause they can't even approach the Wall cause magic and the ice is thick as fuck

Night's King could approach the wall, and he can also use fire.

>Not if they're flooded then iced over then they're as thick as any other part of the wall and just as magical

You can break ice, or melt it.

>>87066727
i don't understand this even though i've read it on hundreds of threads

>>87066672
>Can any bastard of you explain why Arya didn't enter and stay at the Vale when the Hound got her there back in season 4?
NO TIME

It was kind of a plot hole I guess, a lot of what the show has done with the Vale in general is like that. The show forgot that the Vale was basically untouched by the war and seems to be acting completely independently for some reason.

>>87066491
The ironborns shittalking theon
The winterfell dudes telling arya to fuck off

>>87066661
It's very risky, but a chance to be very profitable. Cersei would need more money to win instead of Dany. Of course if Dany wins she might be the first person with a chance to destroy the iron bank by burning bravos to the ground.

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>>87066765
maybe

>>87066765
>literal mary sue
>looks like a goblin but is sold as 'pretty'
>le speed is superior maymay
>edgelord

Yes.

>>87066737
we all bongs start to smoke at age eleven, its compulsory by law

>>87066548

A closeup webm of that smile would make a pretty good reaction image tbqh.

winterfell was so fucking terrible this season
that arya&sansa "conflict" was so fucking forced and pointless

>>87066439
Not even Sansa would make decisions this dumb, I say this unironically.

AND MY HEAD I SHABBOSHE

THAT'SH OFF MY SHOULDERSH ASH WELL

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>>87066185
It is likely

>>87066742
They could have just catapulted it off the wall at them (assuming Dany didn't give them an ice dragon, which wasn't mentioned) or something. Yeah a pain but it would have been a useful weapon against them, there's only so much dragonglass to go around.

I'm hoping if the army of the dead makes it further South it will be brought up as Cersei's secret weapon of defense, along with whatever Qyburn works up in his lab.

>>87066375
goddamnit you're probably right. wishful thinking on my part.

>>87066837
still, seems rude as shit to do it around sets

>>87066858

>all the Starks get back together

>They're all soulless cunts now

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>>87066738

>>87065476
>be insane girl
>having uncontrollable dragons
>throw temper tantrums
>want to fight another queen for the throne
>all the older men around you want to fuck you/always fall in live with you
>feminists make you into a YASSSSS QUEEN icon

>>87066185
Arthas was a prince, a highborn
What if the Night Kang was, too?

>>87066661
I'm hoping they would realize that Dany is a wild card they can't control who will destroy a lot of their assets (since they are in business with lords, I believe, and she wants to "break the wheel"). Fingers crossed they hire a Faceless Man to kill Dany.

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>>87065479
>he doesn't understand Jaime' s arc

He's a hedge knight now. The last true knight of the seven kingdoms.

>>87066597
The gold was safe.

She took another loan to pay for the Golden Company.

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>>87066586
>owe everything in your life to LF
>execute him because your crippled little brother that acts like a mentally handicapped retard told you of some three-eyed-raven visions he required from north beyond the wall under a tree
>disallow him a fair trial and have your psychopathic assassin sister slice him in front of everyone
>le future is female! power sis 4eva xD
>burlingtonbar normies explode in laughter and cheering

Yeah, fuck this show. At least now I can watch this shit without the burden of sympathy. So unhinged. Thank you D&D. Fuck off.

>>87066910
Honestly I feel the same way.
I smoke but I don't like to smoke near people that don't.
I also can't stand smoking near children either.

>>87066774
>They climbred the walls of Bloodraven's cave WITHOUT spikes.

That was bullshit zombie movie stuff and there were roots to use, can't climb vertical ice wall without coordination, spikes, securing it, climbing, taking it out, put spike again, secure

>Night's King could approach the wall, and he can also use fire.

Fire dies around Walkers, good luck with that

>You can break ice, or melt it.

the dead can't approach to break it, it'd take a lot to break it meanwhile couple barrels of burning pitch will keep the wights away, ice is thick as fuck too, the Watch can break pieces higher up off to fall and slow Walkers too. and the dead can't use fire themselves.

They're fucked

>>87066737
So much for it stunting growth.

>>87065574
Do megachads always get cucked by their sister and cousin?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jERdloSRJEw

>get told that the lannisters are evil
>listen to rains of castamere
>halfway through the song i realize the lannisters did nothing wrong

is this how tywin seized command of westeros? are the rains of castamere actually hypnosis?

>>87066611
it was gold too, remember how Jaime took a sack of gold to give to Bronn?

what the hell was the point of Dany to attack the rear guard of the Lannister army if not to disrupt their supply line?

>>87066550
Jon was supposed to represent Northern interests and obviously their independence. He just negated both of those.

>>87065730
What about Tommen and Margaery?

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I uncovered the white walkers' conspiracy. They want to restore the Reich.

>>87067008
the point was YAAAAASSSSSSS QQQQWWWWWEEEEEEENNNNN SLAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

i'll start posting a reminder every thread that drogon did NOT burn gold since some people's watching comprehension is that bad

>>87066964
Wetnurse pussy. I actively seek children to smoke around.

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>>87066988
>YFW you just know she probably started at a young age because she believed it would stop her from growing into a colossus.

>>87067053
you're saying he burned ALL the gold? seven hells

>>87065708
>He's the only one smart enough to shit on the show as hard as we do
not really.. a lot of you are retards that seem like you don't even watch the show

>>87066439
Jon Snow is literally a Benedict Arnold fuck him to hell.

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>season 3
>every episode leading to the red wedding has rains of castamere playing in the credits, each time more ominously

this show used to be so kino

>>87066966
They obviously had a plan in mind. It might have taken more time, but they would have made it past the Wall.

>>87066877
>only so much dragonglass to go around.

Now I'm wondering how they planned to make dragonglass weapons for Dany's ~108,000 troops including arrowheads

AND for the North and Vale's ~20,000

>I'm hoping if the army of the dead makes it further South it will be brought up as Cersei's secret weapon of defense

she'd be fucked though and blow King's Landing. Handling wildfire is difficult cause you might burn your own self and from season 3 the guys were terrible shots using them in catapults

>>87066106
Nikolaj has such a goofy personality for a chad

>>87065730
>>87066058
This

>>87067017
He won weapon resources and the support of Dany's armies, all through very little sacrifice other than "muh independence".

>>87067053
Still doesn't explain why the Iron Bank still supports Cersei at this point.

>>87067107
Their plan could have been as simple as either constructing or taking ships/boats from Hardhome, considering they were able to use chains (either constructed or taken from Hardhome) to get the dragon out. Simply floating past the wall would have worked.

>>87065353
So what was the worst thing about season 7?

Honestly, I saw nothing but flaws with it. There wasn't a single scene I enjoyed, not a single character I gave a fuck about and I only watched it, to see how bad it is.

>>87067107
Plan was probably that dragon. NK is too many steps ahead not to have greenseer powers.

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/our guys/

Does Daenerys ever visit her Dothrakis camps?

>>87066185
Well considering ASoIaF came out before the Lich King and Blizzard stole everything from Warhammer Fantasy...
No. No it's not.

>>87067170
Because she is female and it would be sexist to do otherwise

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>>87067178
>I'M IN CHARGE

>>87066642

>>87067196
cersei is the worst character on the show shes a mary sue who pouts and delivers her lines in a thin whisper

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Explain why Emilia's body is worse than a 43 year old's who had two children.

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>>87067178

>>87067196
Qyburn is going to go full necromancer and have an army of zombie Gregors to fight the Night King's.

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>>87065497
> what could have been
Who would you have as Lyanna if Rhaegar was Ledger?

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>>87067146
even though his handsome face makes him look arrogant, from what i've gathered from interviews, public appearances and social meda, nikolaj really seems to be a genuinely nice and normal guy

or maybe he's just an autist trapped in the body of a chad

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STAY DOWN /got/, OR I'LL KILL YOU

>>87065497
A reminder that these two idiots were responsible for Roberts rebellion, and all the wars that came after it. They just might be the worst people in Westeros.

>>87067246
jews

>>87067197
no, they exist in another dimension where DnD can add/substract more if the "plot" demands it

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>>87065873
>super sharp valerian steel knife
>mangled slice-wound

>>87067188
Jaime not dying to Drogon's fire as he charged. While it didn't seem like the right time for him to go any other death he could have now would be underwhelming

Were there any official maesters present during the Dragonpit meet? It's kinda important a representative of theirs witnesses the animated skeltal firsthand since the Citadel is the sms network hub of the continent.

>>87065555
>He doesn't know that the episodes are gonna be like 2 hours long

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>>87067287

>>87067336
Why did they invite Sandra but not a single other Lord in the entire Seven Kingdoms?

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ahh

>>87067143
>she'd be fucked though and blow King's Landing. Handling wildfire is difficult cause you might burn your own self and from season 3 the guys were terrible shots using them in catapults
I didn't mean her waiting until the wights/WW arrive at KL. At a certain point it'd be easier to station an army (along with wildfire) to build a line to keep them out of the South. As queen she still has the obligation to protect other regions, and a war like this would unify them under her, even Dorne. A defensive line around either Moat Cailin or The Twins seems easy enough. The land kind of narrows there and it is less densely populated (it seems?) which would make it easier to defend. Plus both are relatively close to the Vale where there are still plenty of soldiers and a good, defensible castle to use, especially for a war that everyone has to fight so Sweetrobin would go along with it if they offer up some wights to fly out the moon door.

>>87067336
expecting logic

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>>87067287
LEL NO BALLS HERE REKT XDDDD

>>87066956
You forget
>acting leader of the Vale for his stepson
>surrounded by Vale knights sworn to him
>executed by a simple lady
Yeah shit writing

>>87066160
Being apprehended was a portion of his machinations.

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>In an interview with HBO programming president Casey Bloys and executives from other networks, The Hollywood Reporter cites unnamed sources who claim “the fantasy drama’s eighth season is slated to begin in October and run as late as August 2018.”

>THR goes on to warn “HBO would neither confirm nor deny the rumors,” but it’s still worthy of note: it would mean the usual filming schedule would be almost doubled for season eight, going on for as long as 10 months. If this turns out to be accurate, the rumored 2019 air date becomes more understandable. There is also post-production to consider, which will undoubtedly be longer for the explosive final season, especially if the filming schedule proves to be as long as reported.
What the fuck is going on

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>>87066966
>Fire dies around Walkers, good luck with that

I thought they could control temperature? Even if they couldn't, they could command their undead to carry the flames for them.

>>87067287
why didn't he kill theon the first time he stood back up?

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>>87067170
They can grant a loan to Cersei and ask for it from Deny if she wins.

>>87067196
our azor jamie and maybe quyburn cersei can fuck off good actress tho

>>87067167
>He won weapon resources and the support of Dany's armies, all through very little sacrifice other than "muh independence".
>won

They could have fucking sent anybody to bend the knee to Dany and then grab the stupid dragon glass, the entire point of their campaign was they wanted The King of North not some shit head foreigner or somebody from Kings Landing.

>>87067336
And where were all the other southern lords? Where are Arryns? Or the Dornish lords? The show make you think there are like 3 people running half the kingdom.

>>87067401
Would be comfy watching winter war GoT in winter desu

>>87065472
FINISH WINDS YOU FAT FUCK

>>87065497
>Rhaegar and Lyanna's love caused Robert's Rebellion and countless deaths
>Jaime and Cersei's love caused the War of the Five Kings and war of the Two Queens (and the pretender who lost a fair democratic process)
>Jon and Dany's love will fix everything

Rule of three pottery

>>87067196
Cersei is the only character worth supporting (Jaime to a lesser extent, he's going to be ruined you can just tell).

>>87067278
This.

>>87067282
So she married a wight?

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>>87067287
UUUuuurghhh

>>87067424
>They could have fucking sent anybody to bend the knee to Dany and then grab the stupid dragon glass

No they couldn't, dummy.

>>87067401
this can't be real
2 years wait for 6 episodes
are they fucking insane

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>>87067386
Wasn't Baelish a guest of the house? Isn't there this rule about not killing guests under your roof that all Northerners sacredly uphold?

>>87067401
>Fewer episodes
>Fewer characters and locaters
>Take nearly twice as long
kek they're so incompetent

>>87066252
I wish she pet my scrotum.

>>87067428
>The show make you think there are like 3 people running half the kingdom.
Nice to see that I was not the only one who noticed this I guess Cersei really was ahead of her time with her Enlightened absolutism

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>>87067442
never EVER

>>87065844
nice.

>scene where her pussy defrosts him

>>87067428
That's probably supposed to be the case in the show. The Vale straight up went independent (since the first season, no less?) and nobody ever seems to have addressed that. A lot of the other lords just died and nobody seems to have taken their place.

>>87067484
Episodes are gonna be 80+ mins lad

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>>87067282
This gal, whoever she is.

>>87066933
fucking disss

>>87067287
HAHA BUT I GOT MY DICK CUT OFF YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>87067485
JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO!!!

>Also for one second thought your pic was from facial abuse

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instead of:
>ironborn kicks theon in the crotch
>theon shakes his head and kicks the ironborn in the crotch
>theon uses this advantage to beat him up
we got:
>ironborn kicks theon 10 times in the crotch
>each time, the camera zooms in further into theon's crotch and then snaps back to the ironborn's face
>*canned laughter*
>theon smiles for 5 seconds
>somehow knocks the ironborn out with a single headbutt
>beats him to a pulp and drops to the ground
>*canned laughter*
>*seinfeld bass tune plays*

jesus

>>87065730
keked at wildling shota love

>>87067485
Yup. Not only was he a guest, but he also actually saved the North.

>>87067428
The Vale united with the North (which had an ambassador) and the Dornish are supposedly in league with Dany.

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>oneitis so bad he couldn't bring himself to fuck his wife without being drunk
JUST

>>87067371
Dorneshits would hisw in the Mountains and tell Cersei to go fuck herself. Or pull a Nymeria and take ships somewhere else for the pottery

Cersei's not smart enough nor does she care enough to handle that shit. She's not a military person, Jaime, Randyll and Euron were doing everything for her. And if Dany and Jon really lose, no way will she waste having defensive lines against 200,000 undead+ and zombie dragons.

>>87067475
Except they could retard, Jon was picked to lead the fight if they wanted somebody to just go bend the fucking knee they might as well send fucking whoever what difference does it make, he bends the knee and then goes oh hey mind if we mine this shit?
As if Dany gives a fuck

>>87067555
>No mommy wilding
Feels bad senpai

>>87067485

He was put on trial. It was a joke trial but there you go

new

>>87067615
>>87067615
>>87067615
>>87067615

>>87067178
I love how fucking honor means nothing in this show anymore.

>Jon: "I SWORE A VOW TO DAENERYS"
>Vale Knights: "Lol no"

They wanted to kill LF so badly and it was so poorly executed for fuck sake he is the only redeeming character in this shit show and the last episodes suggested he was going to do something big but no le female power strikes again.

>>87067008
Kings Landing should be starving soon as food was destroyed

>>87067554
A knee to the crotch would actually have been a somewhat viable way for Theon to get some advantage, rather than some clutch headbutt.

Man they missed an opportunity.

>>87065555
>Being this bad at math
Bruh you're on a computer you probably have a calculator app you can use

>>87067595
They talked about this. No one would be as effective as Jon when talking to Dany. Go watch the scene again.

>>87067406
The dead are flammable as fuck, no chance.

The wights couldn't even cross that thin line of burning branches outside the 3 Eyed Raven Cave. They're not smithing anything or inventing the medieval blowtorch

Walkers can only make stuff colder, not hotter, just walking near flame makes it die out.

>>87067485
Someone else mentioned that in another thread last night. The north is always "traditional" and "sworn to oath and honor" as a major plot point up until that gets in the way of the same plot. Then it gets shifted around lazily and then they go back to being honorable. There are NBC shows with more consistency

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>>87066956
>everyone I know both real life and youtube hates Littlefinger because the show made him look ambiguously "evil"
>nobody can read between lines or pick up his subtle ingenuity
>fuck ye arya kill him! xDDD

>>87067428
>>87067521
Guys what if all the people living in the regions with MIA lords are already dead? All the peoples, noble and common.

>>87067524
Katie McGrath, I've always wanted her as Ashara Dayne but she would be A+ as Lyanna too and when she makes out with Heath Ledger you'd be able to see why Rhaegar fell in love with her.

I can't get over the real scene feeling like Viserys marrying a random northern peasant which just fucks my suspension of disbelief desu, that scene should've been fucking huge with a lot of emotion in it.

>>87067594
The defensive line would also work against Dany though.

And Euron is still working with Cersei, along with Qyburn (and other unknown lords/generals? show doesn't address this). And Cersei isn't dumb, or at the very least, this sort of thing doesn't take a genius. Why wouldn't she have defensive lines against the army of the undead though?

Also the Martells seem to be gone, so nobody would give a shit about the Mountain.

>>87066828
keked

>>87067514
>she ends the long winter
god this would be great

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>>87067558
"No milord I will not try to save you or even react as you are executed. I was merely pretending to ride north and risk my life defeating the Boltons at your behest."

WHAT are D&D DOING with extras in these shit scenes?

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>>87067558
Holy
>>87067618
Fuck
>>87067689
I came here because I thought I missed something. Now I'm even more pissed.

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>>87067282
Zoey Deutsch...

>>87067618
>an underage lady married to the Lannisters and Boltons put the acting warden of the vale on trial after he saved all of the North
Jesus fuck the writing is awful.

>>87067661
What effective what the hell are you even talking about, if the key negotiator was ready to dump the independence of the North from the deal they could have sent anybody to bend the knee instantly, swear the allegiance and then tell Dany oh hey we need this shit for our armies mind if we mine it?

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>>87067282
>>87067711
Kristen Stewart.
plz don't hate

>>87067833
God damn you're stupid. Fuck off.

>>87067871
I want to do disgusting things to this woman.