previous >>87065353
Is this how you pronounce is name? I can't get over that J.
The Theon scene was worse than the Littlefinger scene and you all know it
instead of:
>ironborn kicks theon in the crotch
>theon shakes his head and kicks the ironborn in the crotch
>theon uses this advantage to beat him up
we got:
>ironborn kicks theon 10 times in the crotch
>each time, the camera zooms in further into theon's crotch and then snaps back to the ironborn's face
>*canned laughter*
>theon smiles for 5 seconds
>somehow knocks the ironborn out with a single headbutt
>beats him to a pulp and drops to the ground
>*canned laughter*
>*seinfeld bass tune plays*
best show in the world, lads
Here's how it ends
*happens*
Please stay down my prince, if you continue to resist, I will have to end your life prematurely.
The rumors about season 8 in 2019 could be true
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-8-filming-schedule-air-date-clues-revealed/
>>87067686
>dany's arm is fatter than jon's
>>87067686
Did he shave for the occasion or is his ass really that smooth?
>>87067686
>not even a sideboob from Dany
What's your favourite kind of Euron, lads?
WHO /teamJon/ HERE?
FUCK THE H8RS
>>87067686
Dany wants that big northern booty.
>>87067686
>inferior to clothed twincest sex
Tragic.
>>87067746
plot euron
>>87067615
If this show ends with everyone dying in a dragon pit explosion and JonxDanny's kid taking the throne with Tyrion & Missandei acting as defacto parents I'mma spit the fucking dummy.
THERE.SHOULDN'T.BE.A.THRONE.ONCE.THE.WHEEL.IS.BROKEN.YOU.HACKS
>>87067714
Branisking continues to be right
BASED
>>87067746
rainy bridge euron
actually seemed pretty demented
http://www.vulture.com/2017/08/game-of-thrones-director-jeremy-podeswa-on-that-huge-finale.html
Well, /got/?
>>87067746
1. IAM THE STORM
2. FINGER IN THE BUM
>>87067686
>when she isn't in costume, dany is chubby again
at least the costume team knows how to make her look slim now i guess
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
I'm confused, when did Littlefinger betray Sansa ?
aagghhh...
>>87067664
Knee Saw?
You mean kaleesi
>>87067746
I liked pragmatic "fuck this I'm going to my island" Euron (until it turned out to be a ruse).
I never got the part of it being a ruse anyway. Did he and Cersei just plan that at some point he'd storm off and "go home" and he improvised when he saw the wight?
>>87067746
should be a good mix of 1, 3, and 5
>>87067761
>The twincest Jon, it was beautiful.
>I would become crippled a second time, just to see it again.
>>87067761
Much hotter. Kit and Emilia managed to look gormless even for a love scene.
>>87067790
It'd be an awful ending because the White Walkers would just be a distraction after saying whoever sits on the Iron Throne isn't important the last few seasons. And then Euron becomes the final antagonist for some reason despite having no development.
Reminder that Bran is the Night King and the dead are coming for his sisters
>Rhaegar was supposed to be the kind of guy who made Jaime look ugly
>Lyanna was Bobby's oneitis
>>87067664
Joint Leaf? Is this some degenerate pro-marijuana subliminal messaging?
post >yfw this happens
>>87067829
Stannis are you well?
how did cersei and euron plan to publicly mislead the good guys into believing euron was running away if cersei and euron didn't know about the wight
>>87067875
>Cersei was in love with Rhaegar
>a fucking greasy haired hobo
KEK even fat bobby B could beat him 1v1
>>87067865
What kind of formation is that
>>87067875
Lyanna doesn't look like shit in that picture like in last season's finale tho. Not beautiful but also not pig disgusting, anyways why are they getting literal who's to play this characters.
Threadly reminder for the retards that all the gold made it safely to King's Landing, confirmed by Randyll Tarly.
>>87067894
I hope so. I'm also still waiting for wight Summer and Hodor.
Ideally though Bran would work hisNight Kingto make ColdSummer and ColdHodor.
>>87067875
Instead he looks like Dean Ween
>>87067909
>if cersei and euron didn't know about the wight
They knew. They were told about it beforehand.
>>87067875
WTF JOJEN TARGARYEN
>>87067714
>2 more years of pointless /got/ threads
>>87067916
Stark sigil
>>87067909
>Fuck me, I left the kettle on, I got to go.
>>87067909
"Euron follow the plan to ferry the Golden Company unless I give the emergency signal which is to grab Jamie's crotch"
>>87067930
Is there actually any disagreement on this still?
>>87067900
N-No... agghhHHH ANON SAVE ME AGGHHH
>>87067929
>anyways why are they getting literal who's
because they're cheap
>>87067875
Kit Harrington looks nothing like Rhaegar, Lyanna or Eddard
He still looks like he could be Bobby B's bastard.
>>87067810
>chubby
she looks perfect here honestly.
>>87067937
> ColdHodor
You mean Coldor.
>>87067782
best answer is best
>>87067865
Oh shit that's a fish. Do you think it's just a coincidence that we've been seeing less Edmure and more Night King hmmm? Maybe the javelin toss was to make up for him missing the arrow shots.
>>87067615
>>87067714
Good, I want normies to turn on the show and I want Confederacy to crash and burn.
>>87067962
there are still idiots who ask why the iron bank supports cersei if the gold was destroyed in the battle
https://youtu.be/3umJ02KgGOk
>>87067746
1 and 5
This is practically confirmed to be a Jewish plot to normalise incest at this point right?
>>87067835
>>87067891
No you mongs, I'm talking about Nikolaj
>>87067947
so are you telling me cersei believed the wight existed without needing to be shown
>>87067960
>Brienne gets to close to Jaime.
>Cersei quickly reaches out to grab Jaime's crotch.
>THIS IS MINE.
>>87067972
Now that would be great.
>Jon asks Bran to watch his conception
>It's Bobby B and Lyanna
Threadly reminder, what THE FUCK was the Danycuck Brigade expecting from Cersei?
>help us fight these zombies it's #1 priority!
>oh by the way we're gonna annihilate you after, also bow :^)
>>87067686
Imagine being Kit Harington in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emilia, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your chubby body and horrific puffy face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another redhead in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kit and not only lie in that bed while Emilia Clarke flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat arms and leathery skin, and just lie there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but also Peter Dinklage standing outside the door shouting that she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EMILIA CLARKE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because he's not the one that has to lie there and watch her flabby fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of redheads and supermodels and later alleged pop singers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in London. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's covering her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to lie there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous days. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on the set before security could put you down, but you lie there and endure, because you're fucking Kit Harington. You're not going to lose your future hollywood career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
PigDisgusting Zombie Lyanna clawing her way out of the crypts
>>87067714
Based GRRM is going to cuck DnD and release both books back to back in 2018. When the final season comes out no one is going to care. He planned this the whole time.
>>87067733
Kit-ass is a thing of beauty
>Show gets shittier and shittier because the boring characters get the highest amount of screen time
>Last 3 episodes
>LF plotting something, the show focusing more and more on his schemes
>Seems like he will play his cards and try to get edgy quasimodo out of the picture
>"LOL I AM IN CONTROL NOW I AM A SMART GIRL HAHA ARYA CUT HIS THROAT"
>"nothing personnel middlefinger" *tips needle*
Nice. I guess killing fucking Thoros was not enough.
>>87068008
Thought his name was pronounced Nikolai so "collage" wouldn't fit.
>can see literally anything happening at any time
I’m sorry, HOW IN THE FUCK have they not used this to their advantage? You can literally predict any strategies from your enemies, pinpoint where their armies are at, and anticipate all the details with which they intend to fuck you in the ass. Oh, look at that, Cersei really wants to bamboozle you? Well not today bitch, send a motherfucking raven. Hey, is that Euron’s fleet hanging about? What’s he up to? Good thing Jon’s shagging that girl with dragons (who happens to be his aunt… beautiful), burn that motherfucker down. See? All our problems are solved. But no. I’d rather fuck around in Winterfell solving my sister’s drama like the little cuck I am. Fuck this show.Yes I’m mad. Fuck you.
>>87068008
Oh. You're pronouncing it wrong. The "a" is silent.
>>87068006
>Muh jewish plot conspiracy meme
Yeah sure if you believe it.
>>87067997
from normies sure but I've never seen it on /got/
>>87067664
it's nick - o - lie
>>87067746
Only /ourguy/ Euron. This is what made me feel bad that I thought it was a miscast.
>>87067989
Speaking about lies
>>87068076
>nicolge
thanks famo
>>87067859
I can't get passed Danny's vision of seeing the throne room in complete ruins with snow falling in, surely that's one of her last scenes where she finally gets to the throne but it no longer matters.
>>87068047
mite b cool
>>87068066
Bran probably would say no, he is an /r9k/ neet tier cripple at this point.
The virgin targcest >>87067686
THE CHAD TWINCEST >>87067761
>>87068080
check the previous thread then
>>87068009
They didn't necessarily believed it but they planned for the hypothetical situation. That's what Littlefinger told Sansa about imagining every scenario and then never getting surprised.
A E G O N
E
G
O
N
>>87067714
Good, gives them time to hire some proper writers
>>87067714
>Fewer episodes
>Fewer characters and locations
>Takes even longer
bravo d&d
STAY DOWN /got/, OR I'LL KILL YOU
>>87068157
so if jon and gang failed to produce a wight would euron still pretend to go home or would it be unnecessary now
Gwyn is for ___
>>87067686
>the virgin lovemaking
>>87067761
the chad dicking
Wait a fucking second.
Sansa lied for LF back in season 4 and that Vale guy was there.
If Littlefinger is guilty of murdering Lysa then Sansa is guilty of collaborating with him.
>>87067686
You know what I just realized
All of Jon's disgusting belly wounds are now rubbing openly against Dany's flesh
Mustn't that feel fucking disgusting
>Where's my sister?
What did he mean by this?
>>87068049
>>87068140
huh, can't account for literal tards i guess
>>87068196
/v/
>>87068202
I watched Preston too
>>87068202
yeah but if you held sansa accountable for her actions her widely dedicated fanbase might become upset again
>>87068218
Oh wait they didn't show her touching them in the foreplay, what a missed opportunity!
>>87068193
Don't know. But Cersei said they planned it. They probably wanted to fool Dany into thinking that Euron would be in Pyke so she wouldn't disturb the ferrying of the Golden Company, anyway.
>>87068183
>hire
lel they'll keep everything they can to themselves. hire is a dirty word this late in the game when a normie critical mass is already invested no matter what
>>87067686
The virgin vanilla incest
>>87067761
THE CHAD PRESERVATION OF THE BLOODLINE
>>87067746
1. BookEuron
2. Trump Euron
3. Cartoon Euron
4. Jack Sparrow Euron
5. Victarion
6. Eurovision Euron
7. Master Ruseman Euron
>>87068222
that's not what he said. he said "Where's ma fookin' sistah?"
>>87068192
>gets up
>he doesn't kill me
why do you lie mr. ironborn?
>>87068245
What would /v/ do to her
>>87067615
Why did Ned refuse Renly's help and claim to the throne when Renly offered him a hundred men to deal with the Lannisters? Robert had named Renly Lord Paramount of the Stormlands, it followed that, had Robert known the true nature of his sons, he would have named Renly as his successor, no?
>>87068218
Not as disgusting as rubbing yourself on Emilia's flabby body and sucking her gormless mouth
>>87068222
He wanted to join the incest squad.
People are complaining about Rhaegar having 2 Aegons when the first doesn't even exist in the show, at least by name
>>87068268
hm seems a little flimsy
its not like dany disturbed euron during his 4 trips past dragonstone anyway so idk probably wasn't even unnecessary
>>87068283
0. Captain Boomerang Euron
>>87067615
stannis returns in season 8 as a shadow and kills brienne
screenshot this
Why does no one hire a Faceless Man to take out a rival.
Why does no one get a Red Priest to make a Shadow for them
>>87068051
requesting all the pics of arya's hideous face in your folder
>>87068310
No but it IS smart, wight or not.
>>87068222
He said
>Wharrs mah nehphuw Ayy-gun?
>>87068296
STANNIS IS THE TRUE KING
>>87068296
Robert doesn't get to name anyone as his successor, after he dies Stannis takes the crown because he's the next oldest.
I just read an interview with /ourguy/ Nikolaj and it looks like Jaime caught a bad case of the MUH HONOR (the reason why he left) but he still loves Cersei? Being Jaime is suffering but being a Jaimefag and knowing that he'll be part of the Danycucks next season is suffering too.
>>87068006
game of thrones is really just a social experiment to check how many people are cool with birthright entitlement, foreign invasion, incest and feudalism
>>87067998
CAREFUL NED-SAN
>>87068341
NO TIME
>>87068382
I'm fine with one of those
>>87068364
being a jaimefag is the worst suffering
we've been enduring d&d's hackery for too long
>>87068251
I literally just watched Season 4.
There's one more plothole, why didn't the Hound leave Arya at the vale?
>>87068346
too flimsy to be smart because chances are in cersei's favour that its entirely unnecessary
it did make for a nice twist tho, especially to us who have read the leaks.
>>87067672
YouGotFat.Avi
>tfw Kit and Emilia, terrible actors and actual charisma voids with negative chemistry, are the leads
JUST
>>87068364
>when you delete all the interesting plots and distort a show based on honor, political schemes and family rivalries into a saturday night comedy where 3 women play house with their dickless dolls all while promoting feminism and white genocide
thanks dabid
>>87068362
Who says he can't name successors? He gave Storm's End to Renly, bypassing Stannis.
>>87068398
kek
>>87068306
Why do you say things that are quite clearly wrong?
I would cream myself for a Sean Besn cameo in S8
>>87068196
>we dindu nuffin, whitehills are good boys
>>87068296
Despite Robert giving Renly the Stormlands, he gave the more important job to Stannis in dealing with Dragonstone. Despite Stannis thinking it to be a jab against him, it showed that while Robert didn't like Stannis, he knew he could take care of business.
>>87067790
The Wheel never breaks as long as the living draw breath. Only the Night King can break the wheel
>>87068202
because sansa can do no wrong, girl power :^)
>>87068471
surely they will get him back for some sort of vision that bran sees.
>>87068341
Wasn't it mentioned this season that faceless men are kind of a legend in Westeros and if someone took the time to go to Essos & sacrifice something of equal value it's a pretty big and rare thing, like Euron's probably one of the few people to have done it in the books.
>>87068306
yes he does
>>87068445
>cersei
>good actor
*extends and skews lower mandible and frowns eyebrows*
>>87068450
thats for the stormlands. the king of all the seven kingdoms can probably do that, but the very world and government they live in says that he can't name successors for his own title. that's the entire point of the line of succession, remember? the driving force behind the show for the majority of it?
he knew joffrey was going to be a shit king but he couldn't simply bypass joffreys claim and name someone else.
>>87067821
Apparently when he married her off with Ramsay (which as an idiotic move in itself and one of the warning signals that the show turned to garbage)
>>87068480
All she wanted was Asher's cock
Still no scene of Theon and Greyworm talking about the life with no cock.
wtf
>>87068106
and it was shit
Thanophile's grin grew so wide it nearly split his head in half. "I should let you know; I'm having a hard time restraining myself right now!"
"Why bother?" she replied flirtatiously. "We're here because we both want to live out our fantasies. You don't have to be shy. I know you've probly got a great big huge boner right now. I don't mind."
He flinched. "Heh. Well, um, it's not all that big, really."
She bit her lip in an extremely cute expression of interest. "Can I see...?"
Taking deep breaths, clearly nervous, Thanophile stood up in front of her. 'I am really about to take my clothes off in front of a twelve-year-old girl,' he thought. 'But she's not *just* a twelve-year-old. She's Lily. We've discussed this. She's right; we both know why we're here and what we want." Shaking a little, he slipped off his vest, then his shirt.
>>87068498
To be fair, if he hadn't betrayed Ned, Robert, Cat, etc. to begin with none of those things would have mattered in the first place
>>87068498
He is literally the only one who genuinely cared for her and protected her.
She deserves to be raped by the whole dothraki army, horses included.
>>87068414
Try being a Jaimefag AND a Cerseifag.
Anyway the director of the episode confirmed that Cersei didn't want to kill Jaime, for the retards in the back who thought she wanted to.
>>87068498
>you're going to believe the retard guy who saw you get raped over the man who literally saved you twice and returned the north over to you?
Why is Theon still alive? He's been irrelevant for a long time now
And who cares about Yara?
>>87068542
If people can refuse the throne (like Maester Aemon, of Castleblack, did) then why can't people be bypassed. You're just pulling shit out of your ass, nowhere is it stated that the succession line is that rigid.
>>87068573
And that's wrong because?
what the fuck was rhaegar and lyanna's problem? they're to blame for all of westeros' problems
if they weren't so secretive, literally nothing would go wrong, why didn't they just send a raven and say that they got married
>>87068548
yeah but he told her he didn't know
>>87068521
They better had
I want beany not the young guy from ToJ
>>87068550
And still no scene of Euron and Jaime talking about the life with a big cock.
>>87068498
>my sister asked you a question
Say it with e now
S L A Y
>>87068566
>he cared for her!
Who the fuck cares, good riddance dumb LFfags
>>87068006
why would the jews want incest to become normal? If it would, no one would mix with blacks and arabs to creater a more servile race
>>87068446
>while promoting feminism and white genocide
LMAO you think this is unlike the books? GURM is a self confessed feminist who had written a post on his blog in support of immigration, and is also in love with Obama.
I like Bronze Yohn.
>>87068664
STAY DOWN BRONZE YOHN, OR I'LL KILL YOU
>>87068498
>LFfags still in denial
>>87067320
>jamie not dying by dragon fire during charge (or even better gets eaten)
>that priest guy not getting ripped apart to death by zombie bear
>the entire "lets show cersei a zombie" thing
these are worse for me so far. Oh and the fact tyrion sucks since he left westeros
>>87068616
Because you can't force a person to be King, I guess. I mean, once you take the vows at Castle Black there's nothing you can do to reverse that process.
I'm not sure why you're getting so hostile at this point, it's pretty common knowledge that Game of Thrones follows historical lines of succession pretty closely, and in history lines of succession being bypassed were rare cases or they lead to war (a huge driving point of the GoT plot incase you missed out)
even if rob wanted to, he couldn't name renly as his successor, unless stannis was dead or unwilling to take the throne. that fact drove 2 kings out of the war of the 5 kings, i'm surprised you missed that desu
If you could ask GRRM anything right now, what would it be?
>I can see everything
>besides the fact that Sansa lied in favor of LF whom now murdered
the real villains of this show are the Starks
>>87068663
Oh no, by no means, but the first 3 seasons didn't achieve that level of blatant propaganda.
Guys
Did House Bolton and House Stark always hate each other? How did the conflict start?
>>87067615
The secret prince marries the beautiful queen and together they fight off the Army of the Deadâ„¢ led by the villainous Night Kingâ„¢ so they can live happily ever after.
GoT is a kids show now right?
>>87068695
What his favorite hat is.
>>87068664
>no runes on the armor, and it's not even bronze
da fuk
>>87067667
you made me realize how bad this was
are you preston?
>Q: Some folks suspect [Tyrion] might be jealous, too.
>A: Well, there is something to that. Everyone seems to be in love with Dany, in a way, and I think Tyrion’s a little bit in love with her. But I don’t think it’s an actual romantic love. There’s a huge respect for her, and maybe there’s a slight romantic element to that, but it’s more of a jockeying in terms of who has real power. Not over Dany, but who has power in a relationship with Dany. Jorah, who really is in love with her, his relationship with Jon is complicated in a different way. With Tyrion, it’s all about who is going to have sway over her?
>>87068183
it's already confirmed who will write season 8
1 ep Dave Hill
2 Brian Cogman
3,4,5,6 D&D
>>87068718
>Implying Dany won't die
>>87068695
What's his favorite salad dressing
>>87068695
why is he a feminist
>>87068720
He's called bronze for his year round tan.
>>87068450
Isn't that because he gave Stannis Dragonstone? 1-1
>>87068414
>being a jaimefag is the worst suffering
We Stannisfags have it worse.
>>87068718
if d&d choose to follow this path, the show will be irredeemable
if they kill at least one of them, it won't be utter shit
>>87068695
why is he so fat
/ourguys/
Are people really pretending that Littlefinger did NOTHING wrong and that he genuinely tried to help the Starks? All of it was part of his schemes. He didn't deserve to die to stupidly, they're right about that but he wasn't exactly an altruist.
>>87068720
His armor oxidated.
>>87068687
Again, I don't see why Robert himself, the King of the fucking realm, couldn't name his successor. There's no law prohibiting that. In fact I remember there being a king who was called "the unlikely" because he was much further down the line.
http://iceandfire.wikia.com/wiki/Aegon_V_Targaryen
>>87068654
>murder the only person who cared for you
>murder the guy who saved you twice
>murder the guy who helped you take your home back
>murder the guy who has been the only moral support in your shitty life full of betrayal, abuse, rape and misery
>"you betrayed us"
The starks are the fucking villains of the show in my book. Honor blind retards who would let people die before tarnishing their name and pride.
>>87068566
>everyone I know both real life and youtube hates Littlefinger because the show made him look ambiguously "evil"
>nobody can read between lines or pick up his subtle ingenuity
>fuck ye arya kill him! xDDD
what a horrid cast for Rheagar. Thought it was fucking Vicerys
>>87068808
Yes, that is the pathetic nature of the contrarians here. Just ignore them.
>>87068760
kek, have a (you)
>>87068777
Your pain is over now
>>87068382
>birthright entitlement
>feudalism
I like this
>>87068796
pic related, lannisters+greyjoys have the best music in the show, by far
prove me wrong; you can't
>>87068796
>kneebending mutilated cuckjoys
Yeah that sounds about right.
>>87068808
>He's the self-insert for dumb betafags who get rejected, obviously these fucks are going to pretend like he's a saint.
>>87068808
No. I just hate that they turned his character into a moron whose only goal in life was to fuck Sansa. The whole "Sansa and Arya fight but maybe it was only pretend" and trial bit were just ridiculous.
>>87067667
and also why the hell wouldnt a kick in the crotch without a dick/balls hurt?
>>87068781
I'm expecting Dany to die in another 'shocking' twist but it will be portrayed as tragic and sad, so I won't even be able to enjoy it
>>87067695
>tell Theon to stand down
>probably would't kill him anyway
>kicks him in the crotch when he doesen't stand down so he can preted that he fought to the end
>probably would help him save Asha anyway
>gets beaten to a fucking pulp
>>87067875
Give the casting guy a break, you'd think you would be able to find an actor more handsome as Jaimie?
>>87068777
this:
>>87068499
>>87068823
> Kill the boy Jon, ignite the flame of liberty, become the President I never was
>>87068808
SALSA PLEASE STOP I BEG YOU
>>87068739
>Dave Hill
this fucking guy
>In August 2014, a report in Variety explained how Hill was promoted to an episode writer in Season 5:
>"We had an assistant named Dave Hill," said Benioff and Weiss. "One day last summer he walked into our office and said, 'You know that kid (Olly) whose family gets massacred by the wildlings? The one who runs to Castle Black to let them know the wildlings are nearby?' 'Yeah?' 'Well,' said Dave, doesn't it make sense that he'd stay at Castle Black and become a Night's Watch recruit? Where else is he going to go?' 'You're right,' we said. 'That does make sense.' 'And what if during the battle for Castle Black, he's the one who ends up killing Ygritte?' This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show."
>>87068821
>pick up his subtle ingenuity
>>87068808
The guy redeemed himself, he saved Sansa thrice and got revenge of the ones that hurt her.
>>87068695
why are you such a fucking hack ?
>>87068695
WHY ISN'T THE BOOK DONE YET
YOU
FAT
FUCKING
NIGGER
i'm going to jerk off to boatsex now
>>87068382
>Foreign invasion
>The dothraki have less of a right to westeros, than the First Men invaders, and the Andal invaders
fuck off
>>87068835
Stannis is not dead.
>>87068811
For the same laws that prevent Robert from naming any random person as his successor. Their entire system of government rests on the line of succession, why do you think Ned died defending the honour of Stannis' claim? Because Ned really liked Stannis?
read your very link to find out what I'm talking about - the dude you linked only became king because of how many people were dead or unavailable to be king ahead of him. It wasn't a case of the king arbitrarily deciding he would be king.
>>87068884
What was wrong with that? It sucks that they cut Satin but it makes sense given what had already happened.
>>87068909
>>/r/freefolk
>>87068909
Even the Missandei/Grey Worm scene was hotter than the Targcest
>>87068846
>stannis theme
there you go
>>87068737
Daenerys is the embodiment of what the modern western woman wants to be.
>"special"
>everybody wants to be with her
>thinks she is far more intelligent than people older and more experienced
>in a position of power
>"strong and independent" despite relying on LITERALLY EVERYONE to do anything
At this point I don't know if they are self aware that Daenerys is just a common blonde whore who's only redeemable quality are her looks and heritage.
He is the embodiment of "privilege" lmao.
urgh...
>>87068811
His brothers are literally dead or masters. He wasn't named by anyone explicitly
>>87068905
But it is done my friend!
New book on the shelves soon!
>>87068811
Did you even read the article?
>since Maekar's eldest two sons (Aegon's brothers) had already died and his remaining brother Aemon was a maester of the Citadel who had removed himself to the Wall to avoid being given the crown. Aegon's young nephew and niece were disinherited, and finally the crown was offered to Aegon, who became Aegon V.
>>87068929
>wikifags
>>87068937
it's pretty good, but theon's theme and rains of castamere is still better
>>87068695
why he supported Hillary
>>87068813
>murder the only person who cared for you
Doesn't make him a good person or correct
>murder the guy who saved you twice
He was done saving her why does she need him anymore after he's already served his purpose.
>murder the guy who helped you take your home back
And she has home back, she doesn't need him anymore
>murder the guy who has been the only moral support in your shitty life full of betrayal, abuse, rape and misery
You mean Tyrion?
>The starks are the fucking villains of the show in my book. Honor blind retards who would let people die before tarnishing their name and pride.
Yes one retard redhead skank is the entirety of the house now and the entire house is evil because they killed one guy despite all house killing random people all the time.
>>87068786
No, really, why IS he so fat? I actually wanna know. As far as I know, he didn't have an abusive childhood - just a very, very boring and lonely one.
That alone shouldn't be the defining factor for eating until you can barely walk.
BIG COCK
>>87068972
I'm a bookfag, actually. Do you have an argument for why that interview is retarded or are you just going to greentext again?
>>87068951
I swear if they make Jaime fall for Dany or some shit like that next season I'm gonna pull a sept of Baelor on DABID.
>>87068695
Does he lick his own fat fucking fingers after eating his own shit?
>>87068296
Dragonstone was traditionally held by the adult heir to the throne during the targaryen era
the slap in the face was not giving storms end back to stannis after Joffrey was born
>>87068846
the dorne guitar bit was alright
>>87068808
>interesting character
>it must mean he acted 100% according to moral values
Give me a break, he was interesting hence people like him until the later seasons where he was reduced to some guy whose end game was LMAO DUDE CHAOS with one facial expression per season by shit writers.
>>87068710
The Red Kings of House Bolton were the last to be subjugated by House Stark during the unification of the North. The Starks outlawed their traditions, like flaying their enemies alive, and otherwise shat on their culture
>>87068994
I'm willing to bet he got HEAVILY(see wat i did thar??) bullied as a kid.
>>87069005
No, you're a phoneposting wikifag. No one misses satin and ollies character didn't need to be expanded upon. The article is irrelevant to you being an idiot.
was it worth waiting longer for ten seconds of snow? Before anyone mentions episode 6 that was shot on a soundstage mixed in with going to icelamd
>>87068951
I don't like to involve my personal politics into TV shows, but jesus something about this show really scares me.
The majority of this show's viewers support Daenerys, a woman who's only claim to power is ownership of 3 superweapons that are exclusively controlled by her, who gets upset that she can't just murder everybody who disagrees with her.
And those same people cheered Littlefinger's 'trial' where he is murdered based on accusations with no evidence, but it's ok because they don't like him.
i have no idea how i've become so invested injaime and his fate
if d&d fuck it up, i'm pretty sure i'll track them down and hurt them
>>87068980
I'm not an expert on music, but it sounds like the main chords in Euron's theme are a subtle key-change from the main Greyjoy theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Jxwm-VWhg
>>87067746
Book Euron is a beast. This is just some tough guy wannabe.
I mean. let's look at book Euron:
>He is a complete monster, He is the joker of westeros, worse than joffery and Ramsay, while being more level headed and smarter than the the two
>Raped and killed his younger brothers just to anger the gods.
>Believes in nothing.
>Has traveled the world and learned a lot of things while doing that.
>Cucked Victarion.
>Killed Balon.
>Has a horn that can control dragons,
>Has a full valeriyan steel armour.
>Prolly has a masterplan up his sleeve.
Now let's look at show Euron:
>A loudmouth
>Looks like Renly
>Believes in gods
>shops at hot topic.
>No eyepatch.
Honestly, there is no contest. The show version might as well have been victarion.
what the cock ever happened to this fuck
>>87068808
Did they ever show Littlefinger's scar?
Sansa should've held a trial and basically force him to beg for trial by combat. Then Arya could play around with him, ripping his clothes off, showing his scar and, like her uncle, fucking cut his guts off.
I mean, really, did we ever see Littlefinger without his elegant ass clothes, whispering like a fag all the time?
D&D can't write for fucking shit. They went for an obvious and forced Sister-drama instead of immediately having Sansa ask Bran and enact all of the above I mentioned.
>>87068341
>>87068526
Hiring a faceless man to kill someone important costs about as much as an army.
>>87069102
i really liked his voice
"he has to pay the iron price" sounded cool as fuck desu
>>87067686
>Jon's foot between Dany's feet
>not a pixel of her tits
Great way to be lame and break the immersion. I guess that little bitch is too high and mighty for any nudity now.
>>87069062
I'm on my laptop, and I've never gone to a ASOIAF wiki. You're a reeing retard and it was a mistake to give you attention.
Feel free to go >Reddit Spacing or some stupid shit.
>>87069005
It's quite retarded that he got promoted for suggesting such an obvious chain of events which D&D somehow failed to figure out themselves. That should have been our sign to jump ship years back.
>>87069095
lol nice Villain Sue there GURM!
>>87068808
No, you got it all wrong.
LF is a likeable character if you enjoy actual substance in a show.
LF was the only character who's motives and interests were uncertain, so his plot is the most convoluted and unpredictable.
You can bet your ass everybody knew most of the things that happened on the show before actually happening, everybody with 2 neurons at least. With LF, there was always the element of surprise and they ruined it.
He became a sidekick for sansa who is the most utterly boring and unlikeable character in the show and his death is the most stupid and uneccessary yet only followed by roose bolton.
The only people who are happy for his demise are literal reddit-tier dannyfags/jonfags who will be amused by the 17th dick joke or the 12th danny speech on top of a dragon. Literal niggers.
>>87069095
If book euron saw a wight he'd probably just get aroused.
>>87069095
>Believes in nothing.
Wrong. Euron isn't a nihilist. He believes in the gods, he chooses to mock them and scorn them. He wants to challenge them and be a God himself. That's his main belief, a belief in his self. His training with Bloodraven would have shown him greater power as well.
>>87069102
probably got killed when the greyjoys took the glover's castle back
>>87069146
Literally nothing wrong with a villain sue, one of the most interesting tropes.
>>87069140
Well, D&D are quite retarded. I find that statement pretty tame considering everything else they say in interviews, like this.
>>87069102
Got tortured by Harry Potter
>>87069158
Book Euron already knows about Bloodraven and The Others
>>87069029
Who are you quoting?
>people think DnD are jewish shills
idiots fail to realize :
>literally showing people what happens when walls fall and open migration takes place
>seaons 8 will just be Kit and Dany in the Jungle of Calais
>>87067664
Knee Collage? No
are there any big name GOT reviewers that aren't on HBO's payroll?
>>87069128
did the voice for charles vane in the pirate assassin's creed
>>87068861
He also has balls, only his dick got cut off. The show somehow forgot this even though it was made apparent 6 episodes ago.
>>87069146
Holy fuck it could easily be an edgy 15-year-olds /tg/ character
>>87069171
when tf did that happen
you mean when boltons took mount caintlin or whatever?
>>87069151
LF was too complicated for D&D to continue writing, once they ran out of book material.
>>87069140
Why even respond to the dumb wikishit phoneposter? He's too insecure with his status he has to pretend to be a bookfag.
>>87069190
2012 era memes thats who I am quoting four eyes.
so how would the lich king cross this part?
>>87069254
Wait 7 years for a solution to present itself to them.
>>87069254
freeze it over?
>>87068964
A new Wildcards book, not a ASoIaF book
So now that the season is over, where do I watch this shit?
>>87068876
I blame the wardrobe department, the guy they chose is quite pretty he should've had long hair.
>>87069196
>the female character everyone has been claiming to be the feminist hero wass just revealed to be below the male character in inheriting the show.
>Probably will be killed off
>>87069222
Yeah GURM likes his anime characters
>>87069212
He's also got a monopoly on voice work for every advert in the UK.
>A jeremy podwesa episode is terrible
gee who could have guess.
Also
>The gay director badly directs the supposedly biggest sex scene in the show and focuses more on kit's ass than anything else and theres no tits
gee who would have thought
>>87067686
do you think they fuck irl?
>>87069151
1) Actor was horrible, had an edgy voice, was shorter than Sansa and had the same fucking tone all the time. He barely busted a grimace at the end and people are praising him. Seriously?
2) His character's writing was atrocious at the end. He was just a big meanie villain literally watching from the shadows.
Tyrion, Varys and LF shined when they all tried to outwit each other. After that they all went to shit.
>>87069151
>owe everything in your life to LF
>execute him because your crippled little brother that acts like a mentally handicapped retard told you of some three-eyed-raven visions he required from north beyond the wall under a tree
>disallow him a fair trial and have your psychopathic assassin sister slice him in front of everyone
>le future is female! power sis 4eva xD
>burlingtonbar normies explode in laughter and cheering
>>87069254
On ice? Winter has come.
>>87069165
I meant that he challanges the gods. One of the reasons Damphair hated him, because he did not follow the drowned god, and was not properly crowned the king. Show Euron on the other hand just let himself be drowned and thus came off as a pussy.
>>87068964
Another anthology with Dozois is being released in October.
>>87069283
Yes, aren't you excited??? I sure do prefer to read another Wildcards book over, say, The Winds of Winter.
>>87068990
>being this mentally challenged
Sansa is a fucking egotistical whore with no moral compass and she just wants power because she was powerless her whole life.
Winterfell will be utter shit with her as ruler as she has the military experience of a fucking hippie.
>>87069254
bridges like everyone else
>>87069254
build a chain bridge
>>87069299
To be fair Kit's ass is better then Emilia's everything, even though they're both shit actors with zero chemistry and the whole thing was lame as fuck.
I can fap to twincest fucking but not that.
>>87069285
In your cuckshed
>>87069095
>>shops at hot topic.
>>87069228
It happened offscreen. It's the reason Glover refuses to join Jon's side.
>>87068561
He didn't betray Robert in any way. Ned was fucked either way, no matter how much Littlefinger pays the Gold Cloaks, Cersei can always pay them more. He just took advantage of the situation.
>>87069354
Kit is cool though.
His swordmanship in season 4 in the wilding war was gud
>>87068297
I would ditch my GF for Emilia in a heartbeat.
>>87068112
>>87068112
Is it? brb trying this
>>87069295
kek, yeah I've noticed this
>>87069254
Marry Roselin Frey
>>87069299
Why the fuck didn't they bring Jack Bender back? He worked on Sopranos, did the best episodes of LOST and his work on GoT was praised by casuals. Would have been better than the ones they went with.
>>87069321
bet there are Trump allusions in it
>>87069228
>mount caintlin
SEVEN HELLS
>that feeling when you get to the intense part of 'a lannister always pays his debts'
>>87069308
>Damphair
fucking spent half the book reading it as damfair
>>87069379
>no matter how much Littlefinger pays the Gold Cloaks
wasn't he lord of coin or some shit
>>87069432
DRUMPF HAIR
>>87069389
i dislike jon snow, but i have to give it to kit, he does his own stunts and really knows how to handle a sword
he has an amazing ass too
Why not have a strugle of power between Sansa and CIA in the north instead of 5 episodes of irrevelant shit leading to forced and nonsensical twist? Something like, Littlefinger trying to make a grab for power in the Winterfell, he has support of the Vale, so Sansa has to get lords from the north on her side.
Some political plot when literally everything else is muh draguns and muh magicks.
>>87069327
Now that I think about it imagine taking the absolute worst qualities of Cersei,Joffrey and Littlefinger combine them into one being and you get Sansa.
>>87069254
>expecting them to get past Moat Cailin
all these wall-supporting cucks are forgetting who won the realm's most valuable defense position award 5 years running
>>87068040
underrated post
>>87069458
hes a lowkey book ive heard
>>87069095
You forgot to mention that in the books he has captured a priest of every known religion and forces them to summon an old god in the middle of the sea.
>>87069306
>being this buttmad that a shit character was killed off
>>87068951
>>87069008
>>87069077
Just now figuring out Dany is a Mary Sue?
>>87069437
Sure but Lannisters can always pay more. Most of Littlefinger's money came from them on loan.
>>87069327
>Sansa being retarded makes Littlefinger good
He was the retard who actually fell for that retard
>Sansa is going to actually rule
>>87069305
>1) Actor was horrible, had an edgy voice, was shorter than Sansa and had the same fucking tone all the time. He barely busted a grimace at the end and people are praising him. Seriously?
The actor is fucking fantastic, his voice is that of a miserable shitty cunning manipulator, he needs to be short because in the books he is literally bullied for being short.
>2) His character's writing was atrocious at the end. He was just a big meanie villain literally watching from the shadows.
No shit, when you focus more on how will the 3 queens fuck eachother without letting the actual interesting characters appear on screen some of them get rusty and forgotten.
>>87069306
I can't fathom how anyone could believe Bran tbqh.
>>87069526
You're damn right I'm mad. There will never be someone like him. ;_;
>>87069527
Lannisters can't pay more when Ned is king.
>>87068040
holy fuck i kekd
>>87069480
Because he was a retarded fuck who fell in love with her
>>87069609
He had a fake edgy voice and that's all I could think about every time he opened his mouth.
To me, the actor is shit.
>>87069394
your gf must be pretty ugly then mate
>>87069609
>The actor is fucking fantastic, his voice is that of a miserable shitty cunning manipulator,
How can anyone have this much bad taste, I bet you're just a baneposter.
>>87069757
I liked little fingers character up until the last few seaons but yeah the actors voice was fucking cliche
>>87069220
he doesnt have balls you autistic fuck
>>87068777
STANNIS IS ALIVE AND WELL
Us Tywinfags have it worse
>>87069866
>STANNIS IS ALIVE AND WELL
Where is he then
So why the fuck does the show not even give a single line to what happened to the rebellious kingdoms once their leaders got caught?
Who's leading Dorne now? They got the sand snakes sure, but judging by the fact that those guards all just stood by and let some mistress and her bastards kill their prince and no one rose against her, all of Dorne is seething for vengeance and would not lay down their arms even if their leader died, but instead some other Dornish lord would lead their armies. What the hell happened to Dorne?
Who now controls the Riverlands armies and castles? Freys are dead.
Who controls the Tyrell lands?
The Stormlands?
The show is literally handwaving entire kingdoms and having them be on Cersei's side by default.
>>87069998
in our hearts