Sweet embrace of death Edition
https://pastebin.com/mbWD9SK8
Meanwhile: >>86888484
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Sheryl Lee
Are you guys ready to say goodbye to Dougie tomorrow?
>>86901626
more like sheryl ree lol
>309 posts
>ctrl + f frenlo
>No results
just end it now we're already dead
>>86901626
Sheryl Re-laxing
>>86901615
It was referenced by mike in episode 02 (We lived in what you would call a Sneed's Feed & Seed...) and by Phillip in fwwm (I was in one of their meetuns.... it was above a sneed's feed & seed)
so I think this was the idea all along
>>86901678
Because of timezones, I won't say goodbye to Dougie until Monday
>still another day and a half before i get to watch another hour of kino
AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH
>>86901615
Maddy's Seed and Feed
Formerly Laura's
>>86901742
Same
>>86901626
BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUUUCK
>>86901626
She's one of the most underrated babes. Fuck Hollywood
>>86901626
I like how she screams
>>86901615
This is the feed, and this, this the seed.
>>86901586
>>86901800
Sssssame
>>86901586
hey /tv/ I was moving the past two weeks and now can't watch episodes 14 and 15 to catch up. Anyone got a working site? I miss Dougie
>>86901721
jumping man is the worst meme
>>86902214
Does jumping man even say frenlo in the show/movie? I don't get it?
>>86901686
>>86901723
Chairyl Lee lol
>>86902187
gomovies.is works fine for me
>>86902214
shut your whore mouth FRENLO
so who do you think linda is?
my guess is that shes richard's sister.
>>86902298
why do we even think she's his sister? I know the Giant/Fireman told Coop their names together, but there doesn't seem to be any reason to think that means they are siblings.
>>86902279
works! Thank you so much
nth for best performance
>>86902440
no problem. I hope you enjoy the episodes, they were really fucking good.
>>86901626
imagine to be inslaved in the red room for 25 years by her foot pusy !
>>86902298
(G)Linda is the one assisting Major Judy Garland Briggs.
>>86902259
No. He never speaks period.
>>86902510
>>86902668
>and this is our son's room
Is the red room just the interior of Sheryl Lee's vagina?
>>86902750
does that mean Coop spent 25 years in her vagina
>>86902750yes
>>86902264
imagine being that knee pad
>>86902750
Interesting theory, what does the midget and the giant living inside of it represent?
>>86902819
the midget represents an abortion
the giant the amount of dicks she's taken
>>86902750
Please don't post anything vaguely lewd about Sheryl Lee
>>86902871
You might not be wrong about that first part going off the secret diary
>Dear Diary, July 22, 1988
>Enough of the past, and how I go on and on about the faults of the present.
I have some news that comes to me like a slap across the face. I am pregnant. Seven and a half weeks pregnant. No one knows but you, and the women at the clinic (I borrowed the car today to go see a doctor and be sure). I'm sure. I have so many voices in my head right now. . . .
>I haven't done a line of coke since last night - it seems like forever. I wish all of my life were a dream. One grand, strange dream with many realistic plot lines and relationships, but uh, uh. This can't be the life of Laura Palmer . . . I try so hard to do well! Why?
>I have no idea whose baby this is! I cannot cry any longer today because it is my sixteenth birthday, and everyone will want to know why it is that I am so upset. I am not going to tell anyone.
>Laura
Why hasn't the rest of /tv/ picked up on the Dougie Jones meme yet? You guys are the only ones sharing twin peaks related memes.
>>86902750
>The BLACKED lodge.
>>86902957
>related memes
>>86902957
>dougie jones
>>86902957
A guy once told me "Dougie Jones is the worst fucking meme you have ever come up with"I sent him more Dougie images as a result
>>86903003
keep dreaming Jamal, Laura never lets blacks anywhere near her snatch
the CUTE squad has arrived!
>>86901586
i know ed and norma had no story at all but FUCK ed deserved more scenes. lynch should have cut out some of his dicksucking masturbation shots of gordon "the show killer" cole and given us more ed pumping gas
>>86903242
>hey dipshit BOBBY, give us some santa clause!
>>86903242
>ywn spend an afternoon waling in the snowy forest with Sherilyn and Sheryl in a fun winter hat
>>86903410
we were born in the wrong time and place, my friend
>>86903242
friendly reminder that Audrey Horne is a bully who enjoys picking on dead abused girls
>>86903300
nah Ed's been in it just enough, his scenes have been great
Cole is alright too
what we REALLY needed was more:
>Red
>Fusco Boys
>Ike the Spike
>Becky and Steven
They all feel like characters who were supposed to have WAY more scenes to develop them, but they ended up getting cut
I can't wait for the 10 hour Twin Peaks: The Return: The Missing Pieces
Anyone know if Season 3 was shot in 4K and will have a 4K bluray?
>>86903452
>>86903410
You were born just in time.
>>86903479
>Red
You'll see a lot more of him in Season 4.
Are there any public people that are at all similar to young Audrey? I'm in love and need release
>>86903517
white women age like egg yolk out in the sun
>>86903479
there are no cut scenes
>>86903517
sherilyn... easy on the oreos
>>86903528
Lynch has no plans to do Season 4. If it does happen, it'll probably happen without him and end up being a mess akin to Season 2 post-Leland's murder.
Realistically, as sad as it is to think about, The Return may very well be Lynch's last contribution to cinema/television.
Friendly reminder that David Lynch is the leading figure of a fascist cult, whose ultimate goal is the creation of an "Invincible Germany".
>https://vimeo.com/4201441
>>86903588
proof of this? I've heard people say this but have never seen a source
>>86903619
>trying to be the next vedderposter
it's too late to start a meme this late in the game
>>86902771
He wouldn't be the first
How such a beautiful girl can be so mean /tpg/?
>>86903588
sauce?
>>86903733I used to be a vedderposter though, until I got btfo in the last episode.
>>86902938
ahaha wouldn't that be the worst if you got sheryl pregnant lol and what if she was really happy because she loved you so much haha just imagine how terrible that would be
I only browse /tpg/ these days. I've been visiting other boards less and less over the years and I'll probably stop coming here once this show ends too. You guys in particular are cool but this website as a whole is beyond retarded and it took me way too long to realize that.
>>86904034
You are cool too, anon
>>86904034
yeah /tpg/ is the only reason I came back to /tv/, and none of the other boards really interest me at this point
inb4 reddit, I don't go there either
>>86904034
Agreed. I stopped browsing like 6 months ago because of how bad the crossposting from /pol/ is everywhere, especially on /tv/. Only came back for Twin Peaks threads
I've been seeing these around the general, is she wearing pantyhose AND stockings here?
>>86904194
imagine being that pusy pad
>>86903651
because what scenes could POSSIBLY be less useful than sweeping the roadhouse floor for 5 minutes? if there were any more footage, Lynch would have used it.
david lunch lol
>>86904244
Lynch didn't need to imagine
>>86904294
my nigga
damn she's cute
Kale Maclachlan lol
>>86904294
haha
>>86901678
what was the point of this scene? to show coopers subconscious regret of missing out on life/having a family?
>>86904506
maybe, or some part of him figured he pretty much replaced Sonny Jim's dad and he would one day have to leave as well
>>86904751
>>86904506
both fine interpretations, and both ultimately revolving around the (missing) father/son bond
Just watched the first few episodes, I think it's really brave and interesting, with very memorable sequences and sound design.
But does it start making sense beyond the basics? I'm aware i've been LYNCHED, I just want to know if I should keep trying to puzzle this out or just ride the wave.
I hope the finale isU N P L E A S A N T
So do you guys thinkLaurawill be back in episode 16 or the finale?
>>86904902
Just thinking about how spooked I'm gonna be is getting me hard
>>86903584
this is an anti-nigger board, white boi
>>86904935
That's Judy. Hitchcock confirmed that
>>86904851
honestly, just enjoy the ride, but keep your eyes open. The plot moves slowly, but it does start making a lot of sense with every new episode.
>>86903611
If I had my way she'd be 300 pounds
>>86904810
judging by the russia spoilers i think Jones family will have some resolution. apparently dougie returns to janey after cooper wakes up, maybe his experience in the lodge will have made him a better person, husband and father
>>86904851
>I just want to know if I should keep trying to puzzle this out or just ride the wave.
Both are mutually inclusive. You can't do one without the other. Don't expect some Avengers type of coherence, though.
Some scenes don't make sense until maaaany episodes later, and only if you were really paying attention. /tpg/ is, for me, an integral part of the experience.
>>86901742
>>86901800
>>86902174
me too.
but they will still be a couple r-right?
>>86905014
>>86905103
I'll just catch up and shitpost here by tomorrow's episode.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>86905037
she was close back in like 2012
>>86905189
The shitposting is minimun, though, if you can wade around the waifu-posters, the vedder-posters and the frenlo-posters. Otherwise, there is a relatively good level of discussion here, for /tv/'s standards.
>>86905214
is this canon?!?!
>>86904034
Same. I just wish the /tpg/ could have stayed at the quality they were during the first 8 weeks of the show. So many people have left it by now, and it's largely being kept alive by the waifu fags.
I'm leaving 4chan when Twin Peaks wraps up, been here well over half a decade now and I can tell it's never going to get better than this. I've loved being part of this community during TPTR ,watching truly unpredictable, original and exciting tv like this with you guys have been fun as hell. It's all going to be downhill from here, if I stay it's back to constant exposure to blacked posting, pedo posters, pol posters.. fuck that, going to leave this site on a high note so I can remember my final time with it fondly.
>>86905375
It's unfortunate those Russian plot synopses leaked, that caused a lot of people to leave.
none of you are gonna leave, desu
>>86905501
Can confirm.
I've been here since 2005.
>>86905426
I was lucky enough not to read them.
>>86905375
I whole-heartedly agree with you. There is barely any discussion here and the posters are obnoxious as shit. It's less jarring in other boards.
>>86905501
>none of you are gonna leave, desu
>leave, desu
>,
Fuck your punctuation marks.
>>86905530
>I can confirm a third's person future actions based on my own past actions.
Wewlad.rar
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZwKydq41f
>>86905530
>think I've only been here for a few years
>start thinking when I first started lurking
>realise it's closer to ten years
jesus
>>86905569
stop whining retard
>>86905272
giv more fat mummy pics
>>86905569
>Wewlad.rar
You'll see.
>>86905569
Then why even come to these threads? Seriously, no one's making you stay. Just browse the day after the episode premieres or something.
I JUST WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE, HOLY FUCK JUMPING MAN IS BACK
>>86905272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7RyVdlQKhQ
DAVID
WHERE IS THE THIRD CHARACTER YOU PROMISED ME DAVID
>>86905606
>stop whining retard
That extra comma the other guy had? Yeah, that's the one you need.
>>86905606
>>86905657
I honestly do not understand what part of my post you are referring to.
>>86905627
Or maybe you'll see. In any case, we won't speak to each other about this again.
Post some Janie-E
>>86905806
>I wanna argue but there's nothing controversial in the thread
>I know! I'll start talking about grammar on a mongolian throat singing forum, that'll work
fuck off you retard
>>86905806
Imagine being this autistic. Jesus Christ.
>>86905806
His comma was fine. Are you retarded?
>>86905806
Are you retarded? I said why would you come to these threads if you don't like them. Do you really not understand how that's a response to your statement about how bad /tpg/ is? Jesus christ
>first day off in a while
>celebrating by watching Kylekino
https://youtu.be/iVqBhtQwVnw
It's not as good as his Tales From the Crypt episode but it's easy to find and free, and he has a horrible britbong accent, so I recommend it to all of my fellow Kyleposters.
>>86905698
I want her to bully me with her secret Twin Peaks knowledge
>>86906011
Sheryl is NOT a bully!
>>86905286
The vedderposter is gone after having an in-thread mental breakdown after ep 15
>>86905620
Not as fat as the 2012 one but here
nut
>>86905907
>>86905888
So, only four people in /tpg/ right now. You two, me, and the Janie-E guy.
At this point I just want to have some coherent dialogue with anybody about the TV series. But I guess that calling me autistic for being somewhat pedantic about the usage of punctuation attached to a word that normally goes without punctuation is proving my point:
>>86905978
I was talking about /tv/, as can be understood by the "other boards" part of the sentence included in my original post. Are [s]you[/s] retarded?
>>86906001
Thank you!
>>86904851
It makes more sense if you're willing to rewatch the episodes and be patient. Answers to some of the questions raised early on do come but not straight away and only really if you've paid proper attention.
You can't half watch the show like any other crap and hope to get anything from it other than "oh that was weird"
press f
>>86903479
eds minimalist plotline is hilarious, its like 4 scenes altogether
>show ed pine for norma
>show ed eat alone in loneliness
>show norma give ed the go-ahead
>show ed get norma
i mean that episode condensed 2 seasons of will-they-wont-they into about 5 minutes
>>86906051
You are fucking stupid. Lmao
>>86906077
>when you accidentally call your castmates "Granny"
>>86906051
>he's still going
someone take Johnny's internet away
>>86906082
fuck, meant >show NADINE give ed the go-ahead
>>86904244
DAHNALD
>>86906051
I'll admit you got me at first, but the [s] [/s] gave it away
>>86906051
hahahaha
KYLED
Y
L
E
D
how come tp brings the best of 4chan's userbase?
that's not saying much but still interesting
Rare kyles coming through
>>86906051
The irony of saying you want to have a discussion while you derail the rest of the discussion around you while also not bringing up anything you want to discuss isn't lost on you?
>>86905814
>>86901813
It's DADDY you shithead. WHERE'S MY BOURBON?
>>86904244
this was a stupid fucking scene. lynch and tammy cant act for shit and a shot of them trying to act giddy was a really bad idea. they should have just shown alberts date. why the FUCK didnt they just show us a scene of alberts date???
>>86906200
>>86906232
Hahaha
KYLED
Y
L
E
D
>>86906200
i wish lynch and kyle had kept making movies together instea of kyle throwing his career away and lynch essentially retiring decades ago
>>86906256
>Kyle will never hold you tenderly
Jdimsa
>>86906232
I wonder what they talked about
>>86906276
is that a puppet on the left side of photo?
>>86906256
>>86906200
whats this from?
>>86906117
>>86906150
Coming from such an expert, I'll believe you. Gee, you have really opened my eyes. Here's your reply.
>>86906203
It isn't. We are all contributing to demonstrate that /tv/ has shit users, some of them more articulate than others.
well i'm off to reddit
>>86906293
Why didn't he and Lynch work together after FWWM? Did they have a falling out?
>episode 15 gets everyone excited for more mindblowing red room scenes and Dale getting his mind back
>episode 16 is going to be 50 minutes of Audrey talking with Charlie, 5 minutes of Nadine having sex with Jacoby, and 5 minutes of a Roadhouse performance
>>86906293
Lynch tried replacing Kyle with Bill Pullman, Justin Theroux, and such.
>>86906347
Route 9
A made for tv movie from 1998
>>86906393
From what I've read he was upset with Lynch leaving season 2, that and not wanting to be typecast led to Kyle shortening his role in FWWM. As for future projects, I don't think that was necessarily a falling out, I don't think he would have really fit into Lost Highway, Straight Story, MD or IE
>>86906374
lmao, he's still going
>>86906232
I think it was cute.
I'd wager that a scene with Albert and his date would have done nothing for the general plot. I mean, would you wanna talk about work on a date? It's a morgue worker and an FBI agent, they'd have to keep it light, and Lynch would have to write jokes.
>>86906001
>that horrible accent while he looks EXACTLY like Cooper and throws himself at every slag who gives him the time of day
I'm conflicted. Also I love Orson Welles' version way too much so I might have to sit this one out on principle.
>>86906377
stay there
>>86906471
Lmao, he's still going
>>86906393
nothing he did with lynch made a lot of money, even twin peaks, which was the biggest thing theyd done together, got cancelled after 2 seasons. but he got offered hollywood money to take shit roles like flintstones and showgirls and killed his career. i think lynch was at the point where he had tried movies and never really "broke in", and then had been cast out of tv essentially with twin peaks and on the air getting cancelled, and just decided to dedicate himself to other mediums
>tfw roadhouse performances are my favorite part of the show now
>implying this hasn't been the most kino scene of the show so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5qaNOfgkkQ
>>86906457
>1998
ouch, thats the height of kyle maclachlan failing as a moviestar and beginning of his fade into total obscurity. hows the movie, though?
>>86906518
you have to greentext it and your filename is all wrong. try again
sad that Kyle never became a big actor. now he's almost dead.
>>86906592
He probably wasn't Jewish enough to make it to the big productions.
>>86906467
>From what I've read he was upset with Lynch leaving season 2
desu I don't really blame him. Lynch not having total creative control was shitty, but he and Frost didn't have to leave the cast and crew high and dry in the middle of the season, especially when they proved they were able to work around ABC's constraints just fine.
>>86906514
But it's Kyle...
Not sure if I hear the Sonny Jim part, but the rest definitely sounds like it.
>>86906577
I haven't seen it yet. It's on my list to watch though. And he looks pretty cute in it.
>>86906474
nothing about this show does anything for the general plot. its about characters and imagery. and that scene sucked shit at both of those where even a 30 second shot of tammy and albert chatting wouldve been infinitely more satisfying and interesting than watching lynch and tammy pretend to act
>>86906047
lynch got a lot of good meme faces this show
>>86906581
Try again
>>86906577
he still had some gems. the doors movie wasn't bad and neither was that adaptation of the trial movie anon upthread linked. plus, he got to be in sex in the city, desperate housewives and portlandia. you just remember the shitty stuff because it's funnier.
>>86906625
Just a correction, only Lynch left. Frost was still a part of it to the end. You can see his (unfortunately terrible) script that he wrote for the finale before Lynch came back and did his thing online.
>>86906518
why the fuck doesnt hawk or sherriff truman call an ambulance for this man? hes clearly injured and incoherent which is a MAJOR FUCKING SIGN of brain trauma. how incompetent are these hick retards?
>>86906664
yeah, it was I think posted last thread as well. I can't hear the Sonny Jim part as well, but it does seem like she says son, so I guess you can fill in the rest. I wonder if it'll come up in the next episode tho.
>>86906674
>Nothing about this show does anything for the general plot.
Did you watch episode 14? Because it felt a lot like something very close to what we had in the first sixteen episodes of the series.
imagine if those flowers were your balls
>>86906726
Point still stands. It was still an incredibly shitty thing for Lynch to do. Also proof that regardless of TP being a team effort, it needed him to really flourish.
>>86906726
I can't find it. Got a link?
>>86906781
Don't lewd
>there are people itt who haven't seen The Hidden
>>86906718
no i remember all of that and hes good in most of it. i specifically said "moviestar" because he literally started his career as a cute leading man in Dune, and that only accentuated until he separated from lynch. he was totally obscure from like 1996 until sex and the city, and even then he was never a big name in the promotion of that show. his career was dead by that point
>>86906729
Maybe they already did check on him, then incarcerated him. But I see your point.
I believe this is Billy, being a victim to the general possession pandemic going around behind the scenes.
>>86906774
i was being hyperbolic but you know what i mean. just because it wouldnt have done anything for plot doesnt mean a whole lot for a show where we get 2 minutes of a french women standing up slowly just to be cunty
>>86904244
based pusy poster
>>86906806
http://www.lynchnet.com/tp/tp29.html
>>86906798
I wasn't disagreeing anon, just pointing it out that Frost was still a part of the show
imagine if you got hypnotized to not be able to stop thinking of Sheryl haha just kidding
>>86906807
But Iwas just using that as an excuse to post ridiculously cute photos of Sheryl from on-set
>>86906857
i bet my left nut its never explained and is just some lunch weirdness. thats the explanation for 99% of strange things in his works
>>86906853
He should've stayed in TV for a while and worked his way up. It sucks how a lot of actors think they're too good for it and try their hardest to break into movies like that'll be their big break. It almost always ends horribly, like what happened with Jeffrey Dean Morgan until TWD.
>>86906888
Yeah, I hated that scene, too. But in general, I repeat the mantra that this will all make sense in the end.
Also, I was watching Eraserhead the other day and my GF and I agreed that Lynch has invented a new genre: discomfort. You just want something to happen, and what does happen is always rather uncomfortable to watch. Be it a dialogue between people that we don't know or someone sweeping the floor for three minutes.
In twin peaks, at least, he has some interesting characters to get invested in.
ok the richard and linda thing --- is it just gonna be a troll move for us to obsess over like they know we will or does it actually mean something?
Richard is clearly Richard Horne, and the only Linda mentioned this season was that beardy dude's wife who's in an ELECTRIC wheelchair due to a war injury. Karl remarks 'fuckin' government'. That's all we got. Any ideas?
>>86906977
IMO it's almost certainly a part of the set-up. Think of how Freddy said he's in twin peaks to fulfill his destiny, how Andy said Naido is important and people are after her, and IIRC from the Russian leaksthe FBI "arrests" Cooper and brings him to Twin Peaks. I get the feeling all of that shit is gonna go down when Coop shows up at the jail, with the drunkard guy being a part of it
>>86906975
You could havewritten something less lewd like maybe "imagine if you gave her those flowers as a friendly gift"
>>86907016
dunno, it's been asked a lot who Linda is and how she and Richard are going to be relevant. I can't think of anything, I can only guess Linda's character isn't as important as what her presence in a particular scene related to Cooper will be.
>>86906977
>Drunk appears talking like Dougie (only repeating the last two or three words he hears)
>Characters talk about "superhuman" feats, bloody faces and have trouble remembering the facts
It could be:
a) connected to the main plot
b) completely irrelevant
We'll have to keep watching to know.
>>86907086
imagine if you went on a fun ferris wheel ride with her haha
>>86906857
hes not bleeding from the nose tho, and i think the goo coming from his mouth is supposed to be like chew tobacco saliva
>>86907015
that scene was funny though
>>86906977
I pretty much agree especially after seeing an old David Lynch painting that has a weird face and the caption 'Face talking about Billy'. It's probably an artistic tick he developed a liking for, the idea of someone or a group of people talking about 'Billy' and it never being clear who or what Billy is. This is used throughout the show this year for comedic, confusing, atmospheric effect about a number of things. I guess it really BEGAN with the fat dog lady in part 1 listing off all the people in her life before helping the police open Ruth's apartment.
>>86907170
Don't you also feel much better when you don't write a lewd post?
>>86907193
Why?
>>86907174
>is supposed to be like chew tobacco saliva
Could be Garmonbozia. Why the fuck does he have a string across the middle of his fucking face, that's the real question.
Is Red a lodge spirit? He made that coin just spin and hang in midair for ages
>>86907174
I love it. It's true worldbuilding, not the convoluted shit people try to do when they are writing stuff. It will never be explained.
Does anyone act like a human? Why does no one care Dougie acts like a vegetable? Why do normal scenes seem just as weird as black lodge scenes in the original?
>>86907289
The other guy was drugged. So probably no, he was not a spirit and the other character was just hallucinating a little.
>>86907234Posting lewd makes me feel better about the fact I will never have a Sheryl GF, everything else is too relatable and thus a painful reminded
lol
>>86907448Think of it like getting a vaccine. Injecting yourself with a mild dose of the thoughts so you in the end don't feel the pain
>>86907427
It was confirmed that the real Dougie has these "episodes" where he acts weird every now and again because of an accident.
>>86907526
is Kyle the kale cooper poster?
>>86902510
>>86902668
Where is this from?
>>86902788
:^\
>>86907622
BBC's "I Love 1990" special. The whole thing is on Youtube but without audio. Basically a nostalgia special about popular stuff from 1990 hosted by Sheryl Lee
>>86907574
Yeah, but in any case it's been going on for longer than usual.
Do you think those episodes are part of his being artificially created to be Cooper's dopplegänger, should BOB be kicked out of Cooper's original body?
>>86906943
Amazing how lynch retconned all that with a single scene of Bob sucking earles soul out.
>>86906577
He was phoning it in very hard in GTA 3, that was funny.
>>86907731
I don't know how many days Cooper has been Dougie, but it's probably like a week?
The second part of your post confused the hell out of me. I thought Coop's doppleganger had his own body, since his fingerprints are reversed.
>>86907728
I'd love to give her a BBC special if you know what I mean.
What the fuck did I just watch?
Reminder that Coop never gets his mind back.
>>86904034
Great. And for the people that replied "same" to this.
/tpg/ is a cringe fest and only has one good post got every 50.
>>86907970
t.gotfag
I want to get off Lynch's wild ride
>>86907934
Eddie please.
>>86907970
Go back to your 10,000 GoT threads that flood this board.
>>86907448
Is this from something?
>>86907805
>since his fingerprints are reversed.
I had forgotten about that. Let me do some thinking here.
Before Cooper's reappearance (before episode 3), there are two bodies. Cooper and Dougie. One of them is the dopplegänger with reversed fingertips.
Then Cooper comes back. While doing so, both Earthly Coopers go through some tension. Whichever body loses, Cooper inhabits. He could be inhabiting the original body (fatter) or the doppleganger's. He goes back.
At this point there should be three bodies, but one of them (the one that was wearing the ring) goes to the lodge and is replaced by Cooper's body, his mind still muddy after 25 years of non-existance.
It appears that now the jolt of electricty will bring the Cooper we know and love, and maybe he will explain something to us.
Jesus christ.
>>86907970
Haven't you got any cunnyposting to do?
>>86908050
I hope we get some Hugh Dancy level pumpkin pictures of Kyle this year.
>what if we made Twin Peaks without any Twin Peaks
The absolute madman.
>>86908022
>>86908076
>B-but you like another show.
Nope. Twin Peaks is my jam, but /tpg/ has a shitshow since day one.
>>86907805
>fingerprintS
Only one finger was reversed. The left ring finger. Why would you be confused? You literally see two Coopers in the S2 finale.
>>86908530
hahahaha
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>>86908530
This is sadly true, it's because the people here don't actually appreciate Lynch genius.
They only think they do just to be different from others that enjoy shit shows like GoT. They are posers, brainlets larping as smart people. No wonder this general is devoid of any discussion outside memes and waifu autism.
i've found that guy from mulholland drive
>>86908652
>haha people don't like the show they're just pretending
shit tier meme
>>86908547
I mean I don't think Dopplecoop is possessing Coop's body.
I don't know what they were getting at.
>>86908822
No, I said that you guys love the show but don't really get it.
>>86908720
Pence looks the like the kinda guy that would look for gay blowjobs on grindr because of his repressed homosexuality.
>>86907015
>a new genre: discomfort.
watch more movies mate
>>86907857
No, what do you mean anon?
I don't think i'm smart enough for Twin Peaks season 3. The show is facinating but the choices for tone and performances is baffling to me.
>>86907857
sheryl lee was not BLACKED, you're mistaking her for peggy lipton, madchen amick, laura dern, sherilyn fenn, lynch really loves BLACKED waifus.
>>86907785
>Donald Love
>Dougie Love
seriously, is that on purpose or not?
>>86909072
Made for BBC.
>whats that show, anon
>is called twin peaks, mom
>looks cool I'm gonna watch it
>b-but mom, you need to watch the first two seasons first, they are 25 years old and thats part of the plot
>who cares, lol
My mom is watching S3 now. Should I stop her?
>>86909184
Based Sheryl.
>>86909186
holy shit lol
>>86908901
Catholic altar boy
>>86909184
Nobody cares about the disgusting actresses, as long as the characters are pure it's fine.
The amount of mysteries that this season opened could give birth tons of episodes, and there are only 3 left
Whats Lynch's fucking problem
>mfw
If he doesn't at least make Cooper get his mind back I'm going to be so fucking mad
Is he trying to get Netflix to drop more shekles and make a bunch of new seasons?
>>86909383
then laura definitely got BLACKED. I mean, she was a pure twin peaks whore, definitely not the kind that has NO BLACKS on her menu.
>>86909420
poor bait, shouldn't have mentioned Netflix
>>86909383
the fuck kind of retard logic is this
>>86909025
I watch enough movies a week to call me a cinephile.
What would you consider that style to be? Horror? Thriller? A mixture of both? What the fuck is Mullholland Drive? A family drama with tints of comedy?
>>86907934
A man who looks directly at an eclipse without any filters. Where's lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
>>86909436
No proof.
>>86909275
>Should I stop her?
Yes, if she insists tell her that she's not going to like it.
>>86909420
Heh, I remember you from /lit/. You have like a couple dozen shots from that interview. Must be sad knowing you're the only one who uses them.
More than the plot points I care about the characters, really. The way Big Ed got closure last week was the kind of shit that attracted me to Twin Peaks in the first place.
Anyways, how's life?
>>86909436
Sorry Marcus, maybe Lynch will show that in the next movie
Sheryl Lee was NOT made for ANY sort of penises!
>>86907015
It's a filter for ADHD
Once you can watch something like that without discomfort you are ready to enjoy kino because you aren't looking for action action
Think of it like that Bruce lee 'don't look at just the moon'
>>86909626
your waifu was geting fucked by denise regularly at some point, and you have to accept that.
>>86909559
I only have that one saved because it perfectly captures my soul
I just want Cooper and Gordon to meet again tbqh
Life sucks, planning on moving out from my parents house because big part of what makes me miserable is how miserable my family is
>>86907015
>Also, I was watching Eraserhead the other day and my GF and I agreed that Lynch has invented a new genre: discomfort
plebs out
>>86909705
There is a difference between catering to ADHD and testing your patience, and Lynch is closer to the second extreme, though not as much as Lynch's imitators would like to believe.
In any case, some, if not many, of Lynch's setups do make me feel uncomfortable. For example, in Eraserhead the woman struggling with the bedsheet was very unsettling to watch.
>>86909208
Why was her butt made for the British Broadcasting Corporation?
>>86906592
Not gay enough
Why do you think brad Pitt is so messed up? He got where he is by sucking cock and it's messed his head up
More than that - USA film community was more anti TV actors then
>>86909837
Yeah, patricians should forever remain celibate. You seem to have gotten that part right.
>>86909523
I'm trying to explain to her what the fuck is all about
>>86909842
Maybe you should go back to game of plebs
>>86906393
He was kinda weirded out by Lynch making three movies and Twin Peaks with him. Guess he didn't want the same career as Laura Dern.
>>86906030
Damn. I both really wish I had seen that and hope he'll still be around tomorrow so we can all point and laugh at his stunning failure
>>86909938
That's probably the least creative response you could have given while completely misunderstanding my point. I never said I didn't like it. Some people like going on rides, others can't stand it. I belong to the former group. You are just a retard.
>>86910003
It was pretty funny. He went through the entire thread mocking every single post.
>>86910003
I've already got a variant of this ready
haha so glad this turned out to be bullshit am I right guys?
reddit warp zone theory lol :D
>>86910120
Figured you'd be in the hospital after that ebin btfo you got last week
>>86910120
Care to explain, brother
>>86910052
Oh was that him? Faggot should've been banned for spamming up to the image limit just because his retarded fan theory was proven wrong.
I told you idiots when he first started to just ignore him but ofc that could never happen.
>>86910120
I get the 15 but how does the 6 incorporate into it?
>>86909626
Goddamn, that's a petite white body made forhugging.
just watched e16. some questions:
>if jeffries didn't call badcoop 5 days ago, who did?
>was jeffries implying coop in the FWWM scene was badcoop all along?
>why is badcoop suddenly so interested in judy?
>if this dutchman place is also the area "above the convenience store" where lodge entities usually hang out, why didn't badcoop go there years ago to talk to jeffries?
>what happened to the convenience store after badcoop left? did it get destroyed?
>what is steven killing himself over?
>why does the roadhouse have someone announcing (in person) the music they're playing over the PA?
>why does james think someone 20 feet away can hear him quietly speaking in a loud bar?
>did badcoop tell chantell to kill todd?
>what scene does the log lady reference when she says "remember what i told you?"
>audrey??
>screaming girl who was removed from her booth? wtf?
I want to use every hole on Sheryl Lee for a person cum collector. She'll gargle my balls and drink my piss. I'll spit roast her with my dad and fuck her loose ass for days.
>>86910157
but the image was right
>>86910231
the 6 was shown in episode 6
was just more evidence to show lynch was aware of the episode numbers
>>86910322
>if jeffries didn't call badcoop 5 days ago, who did?sarah
>>86901626
"Welcome to Playboy Night Calls..."
>>86910336
woa... bravo linch
>>86910362
or Mike
>coop is taken 25 years ago from the great northern room 315.
>Coop leaves the lodge on episode 3 of the return
>he exits via the 3rd socket after the 15th switch is pulled
>Coop is electrocuted in the 15th episode, presumably back in the 16th
three. one. five.
>>86910322
>if jeffries didn't call badcoop 5 days ago, who did?
there's a theory going around that it might've been Sarah
>was jeffries implying coop in the FWWM scene was badcoop all along?
I don't think so. We can't be sure Jeffries knows 100% what's going on
>why is badcoop suddenly so interested in judy?
dunno, we'll find out. I guess she knows something about the Lodge/BOB
>if this dutchman place is also the area "above the convenience store" where lodge entities usually hang out, why didn't badcoop go there years ago to talk to jeffries?
Maybe Jeffries wasn't always there or only at certain times.
>what happened to the convenience store after badcoop left? did it get destroyed?
nah, it was probably just shown to disappear for our sake, like showing it isn't natural.
>what is steven killing himself over?
I didn't get that, some people think he killed Becky
>why does the roadhouse have someone announcing (in person) the music they're playing over the PA?
dunno, just for fun
>why does james think someone 20 feet away can hear him quietly speaking in a loud bar?
he's James, he's cool, but also not the brightest
>did badcoop tell chantell to kill todd?
I believe so, yes
>what scene does the log lady reference when she says "remember what i told you?"
I think the first scene we saw of Hawk and Margaret
>audrey??
dude coma lmao OR
dude table lmao
>screaming girl who was removed from her booth? wtf?
dunno, her scene mirrored Dougie crawling towards the power outlet, so it might just be pottery.
>>86910427
no, doppelcoop is the real one and dougie who is going to finally wake up is going to kill him.
Was Bobby gay? I don't understand why he sucked that guy's dick, and let that other dude fuck him in the ass.
>>86901586
riley lynch is a giant faggot and yet snake eyes is a really catch fucking song and works great upon repeated viewings. goddamnit i got lynched once agaib
>>86910583
To be fair the song was probably written by Dean Hurley
ONE ONE NINE
ONE ONE NINE
>it STILL isn't sunday sugust 27th at 8 pm eastern standard time
W H Y
H W H
Y H W
>>86905501
Since pol went trumptard I only come here for tg - which is going shit - and who and tpg
Who/ is dead to me now with this shitty woman doctor facism so i can go back to using my phone to read pirated PDFs
>>86903003