/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>>86818898
The reasons are diminishing

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this whole fiasco could have been avoided if someone just gave him a light

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Did Dougie electrocuting himself mess up her carpet ?

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HELLO FRENLO :^)

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Can she still be saved ?

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Just a reminder that in real life this bagfag works as a pie server at a pie bar.

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>>86818898
>The one reason to live is going away in 2 weeks

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>>86819055
>tfw Coop and Audrey will never marry and have a baby boy together
IT'S NOT FAIR

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STARTING
POSITIONS

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>>86819047
I hope we get more of /ourguy/, based leaping lad poster

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Cooper gives his life for Laura during the Twin Peaks finale. (Pic is from Episode 18)

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>>86819099
THANKO SHERYL :^)

>>86819113
Actually Laura's going to fuck him so hard to thank him for saving her that he dies.

>>86819095

Well, she did have a baby with bad coop, better than nothing!

Just had a quick peep at ep 18 when it was accidentally online. The last song at The Roadhouse is Despacito Twin Peaks Theme Remix

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>>86819095
He instead raped her and she spawned this

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>>86819215
yeah, I guess so.
>>86819222
nice trips

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>>86819055
their scenes are hilarious, especially when he does his silent treatment

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Imagine if you were part of Kyle's Ugg Gang haha that would be nuts

>>86819295
imagine the sex
>are you gonna suck me off already or what? alright, pants are off

>>86818962
non-smokers btfo

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>>86819295

>>86819443
there is a crystal ball right in front of him

what an asshole

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>>86819295
>>86819443

My favourite scenes

>>86819498
Isn't that more like a snow globe

>>86819498
Holy shit never noticed before

OOOOOOOOOHHH MYYYYY SOUUUUUL

LOSING CONTROOOOOOL

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early green glove lad

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that James Hurley recorded a song that plays during Part 13. It confirms that James was always cool. (Pic is cool James)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihP3fpLtpcM

>>86819443
Need Audrey to histrionically shout at me and strangle my penis

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>>86819590
confirmed

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>>86819590
JUST

>>86819567
Shovel Nadine vs One Glove Lad when?

>>86819590
Legitimately one of the best scenes in all of Twin Peaks. The Pleb filter.

>>86819697

Then they put aside their differences to team up against Mr C

>>86819590
That scene was so good, especially James and Maddy giving each other eyes.

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>>86819758
>mfw Nadine cuts off Booper's head with her golden shovel

>>86819590
Probably the funniest scene in the entire series.
Lynch is a completre madman.

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>>86819578
>not posting the webm

>>86819888
[Record skips]

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>>86819898
I didn't want to post it

>>86819944
How can one man be so cool?

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>>86819795
>Maddy will never give you the fuck me eyes

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Threadly reminder Lynch is fucking hack who steals from Chinese children's cartoons

>>86820084
But eva came out after is that the meme?

>>86819329
I recognize The Garden but who are all those other mooks? And why is Kyle even involved in this? He looks really out of place.

>>86820044
I suffer from some degree of autism. Please help me know that kind of eyes.

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>lump on testes
wat do?

>>86820242
let BOB take over

>>86820242
Get it checked out before the cancer spreads.

>>86819443
question is, how much more sleepy can charlie get?

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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

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Will we ever find out what happened to Agent Chet Desmond?

>>86820242
Are they actually on your testies or just lumps in your sack?

if they're on your testies, panic and go to doctor tomorrow, if not relax.

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>>86820326
>mfw people compiling all this thinking there's a mind-blowing hidden meta plot are going to be brutally let down
It's just worldbuilding dudes

Everyone, check your balls right now

>>86820417

WOAH

HOLY SHIT

>>86820417
I don't have any :(

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>>86820417
My ass hurts because my farts are frequent and sometimes wet but I don't know why it's happening.

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>>86820417
>having balls

>>86820349

He had his own M.O. (MODUS OPERANDI!)

>>86820461
Change your diet.

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>>86820548
My diet is pretty normal except for the days where I'm too tired to cook and buy a freeze pizza which did happen yesterday so maybe that's actually the cause.

>>86820461
OH MR. JEFFERIES

>>86819578
Why is the bald dude behind Freddie checking his ass out?

>>86820683
Are you drinking soda, and other sugary drinks?
Do you get enough fiber, and protein?

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TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER

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>>86820724
I drink soda every now and then but I'd like to believe that I get enough fiber from eating quarter of a loaf of rye bread and half a kilo of meat daily.

Mrs. Tremond / Chalfont / Choate is Judy

>>86820850
You might have a gluten intolerance.
Stop eating bread for two weeks and see how you feel.
Also, stop drinking fucking soda.

>>86820903
>>86820461

Alternatively, stop taking it up the ass and progress from there.

>>86820893
Red is Mrs. Tremond's grandson

>>86820945
I know because I told everyone that months and months ago to amuse myself. Along with the fact that he's recrystallizing garmonbozia and selling it as a Chinese designer drug known as "The Sparkle".

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>>86820458
>>86820494
>women

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Official Twin Peaks twitter just retweeted this

>>86821063

Debbie Jones

>>86820458

BUCKHORN
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>>86820903
>>86820935
I'll look into it and I also don't get sex not even the gay kind which shouldn't be coming as a surprise given this exchange.

>>86821126
Is that really you? Do you have any more theories relating to Torquato Tasso?

>>86821159
>mixing grammatical tense
>my face when when

damn tricked them good

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>>86821189
I'd fuck you.

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>>86820494
>being a genetic girl

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>>86821235
Oh boy.

THOTS OUT

Do you think Lynch has a season 4 in mind or will he wrap everything up in the finale?

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Were we really supposed to believe some dicklet whiteboi like James would be a viable sexual partner for Madeleine Ferguson?

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>>86821291
Anon, I mean I would fuck YOU, with my penis.

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>>86821259
>not ritualistically castrating yourself at age 18

>>86821363
He doesn't have a S4 in mind.
Also he won't wrap everything in the finale.

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>>86818968
10/10 body

>>86819888
(eventually Sneed's)

Remember to call this number:

4 6 O 4 9 O 7 4 6 6

Now I told Judy someone would be fixing to come callin' so you better tell the person on the other line that you've been looking for Judy.

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>>86821395
Oh god.

>>86821385
There were no black people in Twin Peaks so she had to make do

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>>86820349
Will we ever find out what happened to Federal Bureau of Investigation Agent Sam Stanley?

GLAD HAND
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>>86821545
it'll be alright, anon. I have a very feminine benis it won't hurt, and it won't be homosexual

>>86818968

Has Lynch tasted her painted-red pussy?

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>>86821642
>ywn be pegged by Sheryl's feminine penis

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>>86820349
The same thing that happens to all the people that wear the ring, he got snagged and put into the black lodge.

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>>86821676
>ywn be Sherylled by Peggy's feminine penis

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>>86820349
forever trapped in the black lodge

I miss Pete

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>>86821752
What about both at once?

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I really like the choice of font and colours for the title sequence. One of the few places where a simple combination of two colours evokes such a strong sense of identity.

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Friendly reminder that David Lynch is the leading figure of a fascist cult, whose ultimate goal is the creation of an "Invincible Germany".
>https://vimeo.com/4201441

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>>86821642

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>>86821642
Sheryl Lee is a pretty woman but I don't see how she is relevant in this exchange.

>>86821793
leaks confirm pete returns

>>86820349
When this season is over, I'm going to write a fan fiction that explains what happens next for Chester.

>>86821642
i am so close to wanking to sheryl what do

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*blocks your path*

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>>86821875
Sheryl is NOT for touching yourself to!

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>>86821875
Don't lewd

>>86820893

WHO THE FUCK IS MRS TREMOND'S GRANDSON

The weird little kid Donna saw when she was doing Meals on Wheels?

Little Nicky?

>>86821914
*twists your nipples*

>>86821845
as a teapot

>>86820326

I am pretty content with the theory that Audrey is the table, guess we'll find out soon enough.

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>this man drives up to you
>leans out of the window
>says "get in faggot, we're going on a little trip"
what do?

>>86822049

Gordon Cole's stillborn child he had with Monica Belluci

>>86822096
ask him about his youtube channel about dogs

what was the significance of a strawberry

>>86822096

Get in and go on a little trip

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>>86822136
we do not talk about Kyle and dogs

>>86822135
Aw don't joke about that, that's sad.

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Reminder that Laura only loved James

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>>86821603
He became an alcoholic, suffered a breakdown then went on indefinite administrative leave

Didn't you read my book?

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I really wish that Dear Meadow played a role in season 3, instead of relocating the Fat Trout Trailer Park to Twin Peaks. Having Sam and Desmond play a larger role in the story, possibly have the corpse of Desmond show up there 25 years to the day and then have Sam go investigate it with Albert.

As much as I love Gordon Cole, the FBI stuff has been a little lackluster, out of the 4 big threads in season 3, it is my least favorite one.

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Pic related>>>>pissfu>cocaine redhead>shelly>>>fwwm donna

>>86822212
James was a good guy. Good Laura genuinely loved him

>>86822136
>The episode where the Pitbull playing David Lynch brutally tears into Sam

A little rough for me, desu.

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>>86821827
Sorry.

>>86822259
Norma > all

>>86819888
>>86819944
James is cool, but he's soooo dumb.

>>86821914
im experiencing some powerfully homosexual feelings right now

>>86819888
>>86820044
>>86819944
>>86821933
>>86822344
Recognize these digits!

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>>86822374
That's normal.

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>>86822212
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA

JUST

>>86822227
I just wanted Kiefer Sutherland to come back , he's so pretty

>>86822078
>Audrey is the table
wat
What table? The formica table? The table in the Lodge where MIKE keeps putting his rings of shame?

>>86822287
m-mommy

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>>86822454
Anon, don't be rude. Sheryl wouldn't like or want that from you

>>86821914

Tell me about Kyle

Why does he wear the nipple flaps

>>86822470
The one at the Roadhouse where people talk at the end of most episodes.

>>86822560
Oh, the rape fantasy table. What is it with Lynch and tables?

>>86820349
buy my book twin peaks: the final dossier. you can pre-order now!

>>86822212
And he loved Laura so much he left her run off alone into the woods on a cold winter night in a prostitute outfit after she'd be talking like a crazy person.

>>86822627
MAAAARKKKKK

>>86822653
HAAAAAAAAAAWK

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>>86819088
>tfw it will be worth it in the end

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>>86822627
Thanks, I'll buy it from based Russians and print it in my local photocopy shop.

>>86822627
This seems like a Mark Frost post, but I'm not sure.

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ahahahaha

>>86822803
>bob wanted to start his career as a comedian
>his first joke fell flat
>decides to go back to murder again
Thanks Harry.

>>86822421
>ywn see young Cooper go undercover for an FBI sting that requires him to dress like a degenerate slut
>ywn see him be forced to act the part out as part of his cover
Missed opportunity, Lynch.

Have they said anything about a home release for The Return once it finishes? I got the Entire Mystery bluray set recently and plan on watching everything through in one big marathon.

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>>86822344
James is sweet but he's soooo cool

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Sheryl Turkee lol

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>>86822948
best duo

>>86822977
madman

>>86822977
pfft hahahaha its not even thanksgiving sheryl

>>86822977
want to look deep in eyes then kiss

>>86822977
Don't do that, she doesn't like that

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>>86819055
If you can dream without letting dreams become your master, if you can think without thoughts becoming your anchor...

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>>86823180
I'm not a sherylfag but she does look pretty cute in that picture

Is this how it starts?

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*blocks your path*

>>86823778
wacky dopplecoop spinoff when?

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>>86822803
I know someone that would have appreciated that joke.

>>86820417

smooth and lumpless anon

>>86823837
CUTE

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So what did she whisper to Cooper this time?

>>86824072
sheryl ree

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>>86822876
please, stop hurting me with what could've (should've) been.

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>>86824178
don't lewd kyle. thx

>>86822259
are you fucking kidding me?

>>86824072
Whoa actually I wonder if Coop's gonna reveal what she said when he's back in episode 16. Last time he forgot what she said in the dream, presumably he didn't forget this time but just didn't think of it since he was in dougie mode. HOLY SHIT

bad coop. I was thinking. Anyone getting some tangible creepy vibes from him? I think it because you expected a completely inhuman character/BOB, while it appears he is somehow human and somehow Cooper, and not entirely evil... so there is somewhat of a weird feeling in not be able to categorize him as a completely paranormal demon or something that is somehow human yet isn't... in someway you can identify with him as he is not completely evil, yet you know he isn't really human...

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>>86824269
but kyle was made for lewd.

>>86824072
"I am Carrie Page"

>>86824269
Why's he sitting on a ladder?

>>86822871
that's not BOB, that's Evil Cooper

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>>86824072
"I'm that gorilla dick pussy god, I make dyke pussy wet."

>>86818898
Why have Laura and the giant aged?

>>86822227
the whole fbi start of fwwm is god tier to be honest.

>>86824072
Sheryl what the fuck's wrong with your hand babe?

>>86824395
He used a Butt double in that movie

>>86824570
How do you know?

>>86820084
what Cartoon is that? Gi Joe? Gundam?

>>86824565
Looks cold, someone needs to hold it.

>>86819944
James is the feel guy

>>86824570
That doesn't stop me from fapping.

>>86824072
Imagine being Special Agent Dale Cooper in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Laura Palmer, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific waxwork monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my evil doppleganger and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his Great Northern hotel room. Like seriously imagine having to be Special Agent Cooper and not only sit in that chair while Laura Palmer flaunts her disgusting melted off face in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that whisper and kiss. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in the lodge tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LAURA PALMER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later murder victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the FBI Academy. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the Endless Abyss that's breaking out behind her melted face as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous 25 years. And then MIKE rewinds time for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the lodge security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Special Agent Dale Cooper. You're not going to lose your way out of the lodge over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>86825124
LOL

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Kyle Love lol

No amount of rewatch will capture the first impression of the lynchings and the initial WTFs we've had this season. Damn.
I'm legit sad on that

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>>86825318
I can only imagine how Lynchings would've felt back in the early 90s

DAMMIT MARK YOUR BOOK IS NOT CANON FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>86825449
that webm reminds me of how much greater the old seasons were

>>86825484
BUY MY DOG

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>>86824650
Please don't lewd Sheryl's cute hands, thanks

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>no one to talk to about Twin Peaks in real life
>the two forums I go to just complain The Return is incomprehensible when I haven't really been confused the entire season (well, except for the unanswered questions you're meant to wonder about)
>I don't really want to post on Dugpa or any other Twin Peaks forums because they're usually douche bags with their interpretations
>Twin Peaks General doesn't even really talk about the show, and anytime I've ever brought up anything, it just gets ignored and buried under meme posts

>>86825449
sheryl ree lol

WHEN WILL COOP GET HIS MIND BACK?

>>86825883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb5E4AOBn4c
listen to this, pal

>>86825883
There was plenty of good FWWM discussion last thread so you probably ask stupid questions especially since you didn't include your question and instead just complained like a fruitbowl.

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>>86825841
Do you have any idea what she does with her hands?

>>86825528
The Red Room scenes I particular look a lot worse this season.

>>86821193
It is indeed true that I originated that hilarious theory but since we haven't seen Red since the magic trick other than his cuck powers, there isn't much more to go on. Other than the Walking Dead arm wrestling distribution center.

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>>86826000
She was just talking about holding his cock, not his hands.

>>86825883
honestly, >>86825958 this post is right. we have plenty of discussion and every time I see an interesting question being asked I also see it being answered or theorised about. sure, there's a ton of waifuposting and memes, but just complaining about it achieves nothing.

>>86826114
she was holding his cock with her hands lol

>>86825958
>There was plenty of good FWWM discussion last thread
I was asleep then. I have to sleep at some point. And didn't even ask a question yesterday, I asked the day before

and it was "Why do you think David is hiding his music in the show" because he has hidden two songs in the the show, the first is Last Call during Sarah Palmer's first scene, and the second is Star Dream Girl when the Convenience Store disappeared. These are reasonable things to wonder about.

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>>86825954
haha

>>86826052
CGI and flat light sucks, yes

>>86826152
ambiance or to set a mood to the scene in a subtle way. Lynch, as far as I've read, likes his music and sound editing so I guess this appeals to him. I wouldn't call it so much hiding than hinting. It's probably not so obvious yet why the music was there, but once the show is finished and people start rewatching it, it'll become more obvious or will at least open up to more ideas why it's placed the way it is.

>>86826152
Last thread was like three hours ago, not a day. And to actually answer your question no idea, probably an easter egg. That's not question that any of us can really answer so I'm not surprised no one did. It's a creative choice on Lynch's part.

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>>86826125
I'm always cuteposting but also discussing the show, it's not like everyone who posts memes just does that and then hops off

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>>86825883
>got a friend to watch the first few episodes with his gf and they love it
>its been like 3 months and he still hasn't watched any more
I just want to talk about season 3 with someone

>>86825449
who did that chair again? it's a famous work.

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>>86826385
same. waifu/kyleposting is easier, sure, but it's nice to have a discussion every once and a while.

I scream "MY LOG IS TURNING GOLD" before I cum now thanks to this show.

t. Lynch

>>86825883
>convinced a friend to start watching the show
>loves the first two seasons
>thought the movie was ok
>3 episodes into season 3 and isn't understanding anything that's happening
Hope she doesn't quit it.

>>86826337
Last thread was started 7 hours ago. I slept 9 hours, so I slept through it
and I was saying the last time asked a question was day before yesterday, not the thread was the day before yesterday.

>That's not question that any of us can really answer
I know it's not one someone can definitely answer, but it is something worth to speculate on since it's from his album called The Big Dream and there has been lots of mention of dreams (but that is a big thing in Lynch films in general)

>>86826613
Season 3 is a completely different show. You grow to like it in the same way, though.

>>86825449
>that stupid fucking Window Earle face flashing

Seriously though, I can't imagine what tv audiences of fucking 1991 were thinking back then, it literally took to The Return for it to be outdone.

Challenging and smart television exists everywhere, I'm not saying Twin Peaks is smarter than any other shows but there certainly is nothing like it.

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>>86826613
ask her if she's a Tammy or a Candie

>>86825883
>tfw i persuaded a girl at work to watch it and she's already burned through the first two seasons
audrey is her favourite

>>86819113
But Laura has been dead for a couple decades, anon.

how do I sleep for 3 days?

>>86826765
candie is hotter and can also actually act so...

>>86826765
Sweet christ on a pole. Those are some pretty ladies.

>>86819113

FAKE

>>86826921
Do a Ronette Pulaski

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Chairyl Lee lol

>have to wait until the end of October for Frost's book
I don't know why they don't release this shit sooner. It's obvious it's going to be the only thing we'll have to rely on to answer what goes unanswered by the end of the series, which will probably be a lot. At this point, I just want to see if it's better than Secret History which wasn't really good at all.

>>86827336
What didn't you like about it?

>>86827430
The huge amount of inconsistencies for starters and how they're lazily handwaved away with "but there's a reason...." when we all know there probably isn't. Also, it doesn't tell us anything really interesting aside from the Major Briggs dying and Audrey surviving.

>>86827336
Secret History was fine. Since it only got up to the S2 finale I'd expect Final Dossier to continue in the same vein but with all the side characters we see in S3.

I hope they have more stuff about 119 woman and the Mitchums. Imagine if Candie has a backstory...

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>>86819047

>>86825883
>Got a friend into the old series a couple of months before the return started
>Watched the first 4 episode of the return without him, worried he won't like it
>Turns out he loves it and we've been watching every episode live since
Good times desu

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GIVE ME MORE RARE AND LEWD KYLES OR SEASON 3 GETS CANCELED TOMORROW

>>86827106

how far does this rabbit hole go lmao

>>86827546
just post his sexi swinging dicc from Blue Velvet so I can fap already

>>86827336
>tfw the 1956 stuff is probably going to be ignored for the rest of S3 and put in Mark's book except for maybe telling us who the bug girl is

>>86827612
Do we have any ideas who that is? So far the only ideas I'm seeing are that it's Sarah or Cooper's mom.

>>86822227
Does anyone else think that mountain looks like the one in Cascade Locks? The one across the Columbia from the real Wind River?

>>86827612
Secret History already kinda did the build up to the nuke didn't it? the guy who worked on the jet propellant and whatnot.

>>86827531
>drinking 3% beer
why

>>86827725
Corona tastes better than most beers.

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>>86827546

quick before it's deleted again

>>86819055
She's a table now

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>>86826921
You need to get very, very sleepy, like Charlie.

>>86827875
that looks rather painful

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>>86827808
>Corona tastes better than most beers.

>>86827875
>DoppelCoop's cock is so hard it murders women from the inside out
Hot.

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imagine that instead of those flowers it was your balls

Judy is Major Briggs. He's had too many plots tie-ins thus far in S3

Judy Garland Briggs. We all know how much Lynch loves Oz. There's been some yellow brick rod and red shoes shit already as well

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>>86827930
>imagine that instead of those flowers it was your balls

>>86827927

>DoppleCoop's cock

I believe you mean "the Dopplewanker"

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>>86827875
>you will NEVER have sex with Kyle in a pool and kiss him passionately
fuck my life FUCK

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>>86827875
>when the bitrate is so low it self censors itself

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>>86827959
>I believe you mean "the Dopplewanker"

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>>86827930
Imagine if she was a black granny.

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>>86827875

>>86827875
what the fuck? how is that erotic in any way? it looks painful as fuck. i was expecting the water to turn red any second.

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>>86828027
>Imagine if she was a black granny.

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>>86827981
Doppleanker

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>>86827898
>>86828046
VERHOEVEN'D

>>86827981
>>86827937

Wait is this the same dude who got his jaw rubbed for 30 minutes by Evil Coop at the beginning of the season?

>>86828046
it's directed by Paul Verhoeven. it's half satire on the grossness and gaudiness of America.

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>no one ever posts my favorite rare Kyle

The autists on tumblr actually have a lot of rare Kyles. I'll dump my favorites.

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>>86828080
>Doppleanker

>>86828034
god
he's so beautiful

Could someone give me a quick rundown on drunk and leaking bodily fluids in prison guy?

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>>86828103
>it's directed by Paul Verhoeven. it's half satire on the grossness and gaudiness of America.

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>>86828176
>S̶͎͉̳̘̦̤̣͚͇ͧͪ͗ͩͧ̓́͒ͧͮ̆͂͗ͩͤ͛͘a̵̡̢̦̻͔̦̟̜̫̳͓ͯ̿̌ͤͨ̄̒̂ͭͩ̒̐ͬ̚͠͞ͅv̡̹̟͓͕͇̜̦̤̥͈̳̾ͬ͂̒̾ͧ̓̄͂̎ͮ̃̐ē̪͖̟͓̯͓̬̻̭̦̞͚̘̯̦͔̤͍̒̏͋ͯ͌̋ͯ͛̄͊̑͌͢͢ ̨̞͎͕̮̠̖̤̹ͦ͒̒̿̑ͫ͗ͯ͟͜m̨͇̣̗̥̯̻͆̄͋̎ͨ̇̀̓̎͌̏̈́͗̓̐͊̋̀e͎̹͎ͮ͂̀ͫ̓ͫ̍̈͗̌͒ͅ ̶̶̧͔͔̞̥̼̰̜̹̙͙ͮͦͪ̚͡f͕̣̻̝͚͓̹̜̫̟̭͚̭̝̆ͨ̋ͫ̌̂͋ͩͤ͒̉̔̌̿ͧ̕͜r̸̩͚͓͔̗̥̜̗̺͇̰̼̬ͤͬ̇̍͊̆ͨͣͣͮ̍ͤ̿̀͟o̷͎̪͔̥͈͙͇̮̹̤͔̠̫͉̟̍ͫ̿̉̎ͩ͘͢͡m̴̝̻̙̠͙̳̹̮̝̗̩̆ͧ̓ͨ͝ ̷̧̹͇͇̣͙͉̻͕̽͂͗͛̃͡b̶̗̫̦̼͉̾ͪ͂ͪͦ̉̆ͩ̋͛ͣ͠e̶͉̖̣̝̥͙̪̽͒̾ͦ̍͞ỷ̸̨̨͍̦̳̠̖̤̪̟̣͕̠̪̯̞̐ͮ͗̉͆̚͢ó̴̗̯͚͈̺̣̼̦̭̝̥͙̟̈́͌̈̂̂͜͠n̛̛̠̥̣̖̥͎̳̙̗͖̟̖̖̯̙͛̆ͣ̏́͞d̡̧͚̤̤̦͈͈̜͈̼͍̠̟̝͓̆ͬ̓͊̏̏ͫ̏ͬͨ͑̃ͫ͑͟ ̴̺͚̙̟̤͓̩͍͖̈́́̎̈͆́͠ͅt̴͇̼͉̠̱̬͓̗͍̰̦̳̜͉̟̬͂̏́͐͒̈́͝͡ḥ̵̤̻̘̝̫͓͔͚̮̙̼͇̥͌̌̇̒ͭ̆̑͊͆̀͑̈́̉͂̀́͡ͅͅę͚̫͙͚͈̗̠̻͎̮͓̳͍͉̿ͦ͒̆̍̑̍̏̎ͩ͗͗ͩ̍̊ͨ͝ ̦̮̝͎̼͎̝̻͙̻͕̞͙̺̱̒ͧ̎̾̒̈́ͫ͠ͅpͫ͊͐͊̃͐͒͛͐͟

>>86828176
>>86828229
kek

>>86821872
Pro tip: Don't

>>86828156

sure
>Lodge spirits bow to him
>in contact with Judy
>rumored to possess anti-coagulant abilities
>controls Chad with an iron (but fair) fist

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>>86828176
>>86828229
Alright I was about to tell you to fuck off but this one made me laugh

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>>86828382
>Alright I was about to tell you to fuck off but this one made me laugh

>>86824570
>butt double

He clearly only has one

I think I know what's going on in the new season. In Ronnie Rocket, there's this really bad/evil flow of electricity in this town that has gone to shit because of it, and these characters have to reverse the flow. I'm starting to think Lynch is reusing this idea of bad/evil electricity, hence why it seems like the Convenience Store and these lodge entities can travel through electricity.

Does anyone have the Laura pepe meme?

>>86824336
someone once used enhanced the audio and you could sort of hear what she was saying

it had something to do with his suit iirc

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>>86828722
>Does anyone have the Laura pepe meme?

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WTF I didn't know Billy Corgan likes Twin Peaks

>>86828473
Lynch has incorporated electricity in a lot of his work, I don't think it is going to play into the plot itself.

>>86825883
What do people mean when they say the show is confusing or has no plot? I genuinely don't understand. The main plots haven't been that crazy. Is it just shitposting?

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>>86825883

I will talk to you bro. How stoked were you when they finally talked about Judy but didn't?

TRIPS OF TRUTH

>>86829000
>>86829000
>>86829000

>>86828795
Lynch never incorporated electricity heavily into Twin Peaks until FWWM
and Twin Peaks has drawn before from Ronnie Rocket, and is even doing so now (Cooper's state as "dougie" is exactly how Ronnie acts when he's been created. He can only parrot things back and is basically a child).

>>86825528
the old seasons had passion

>>86828754
I'm enjoying this drunkard posting

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>>86828980
>I will talk to you bro. How stoked were you when they finally talked about Judy but didn't?

>>86827875
I fapped to this as a kid.

>>86824072
>David Lunch lol

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>>86828176
>>86828229
Lol